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[♪]

[LAUGHING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

♪ JUMPED OUT OF BED THIS MORNING ♪

♪ YOU WERE THE FIRST THING ON MY MIND ♪

♪ PUT ON YOUR FAVORITE DRESS ♪

♪ ONE I WORE WHEN YOU SAW ME THE VERY FIRST TIME ♪

♪ GONNA TELL ME I'M CRAZY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE ♪

♪ THIS IS A BRAND-NEW FEELING ♪ Man: WHOA!

SORRY. IT'S OK.

JIMMY, THE OBJECT OF THE GAME

IS TO PUT THIS HORSESHOE AS CLOSE TO THIS PIN

AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN.

I KNOW THAT.

OH!

YAY! SUPPOSED TO BE DONE LIKE THAT.

I CAN DO THAT.

OF COURSE YOU CAN.

SORRY.

JIMMY,

WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE MY GLASSES?

WHOO-HOO! YEAH!

Man 1: LOOK OUT. Man 2: CLEAR THE WAY.

Woman: WATCH OUT.

HA, HA, HA.

OH! OH!

♪ TAKE MY CHANCES ♪

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.

[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

GOOD.

♪ TAKE MY CHANCES ♪

[ALL CHEERING]

[ALL CHEERING]

ALL RIGHT.

EVERYBODY, BACK UP. CLEAR THE WAY.

WATCH OUT. HE THROWS FOR TROUBLE.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON!

[LAUGHS]

[ALL CHEERING]

[LAUGHING]

WELL, ONE THING WE KNOW FOR SURE.

HORSESHOE'S NOT YOUR GAME.

IT WAS MY FIRST TIME.

I KNOW. IT'LL BE THE LAST TIME THAT YOU'LL BE MY PARTNER.

YOU ARE SUCH A SORE LOSER. IT'S JUST A GAME.

NO, NO, NO. IN BAL-TIE-MORE IT MAY BE A GAME,

BUT DOWN HERE IN TEXAS, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.

MS. CAHILL.

I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW MINUTES. OK.

PRACTICE, JIMMY.

PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE. AW, AW, AW, AW!

WHAT IS IT, MRS. RIALTO?

GOOD NEWS. IT'S MY SON ANDY.

OH, THE TRUCK DRIVER.

YES. HE'S COMING TO DALLAS, HE'S GETTING MARRIED.

OHH, THAT'S WONDERFUL!

YES, I AM SO HAPPY FOR HIM.

I ONLY WISH I COULD GIVE HIM A BIG PARTY.

WELL, YOU CAN. WE'LL DO IT RIGHT HERE.

REALLY?

OF COURSE! WE'LL DECORATE. IT'LL BE BEAUTIFUL.

OH! THANK YOU, MS. CAHILL.

THANK YOU. I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO MEET MY ANDY.

HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOY.

IT'S CLEAN.

OK.

HERE YOU GO, ANDY. WHERE YOU HEADING?

OVER TO EL PASO.

YOU GOING TO HAVE TIME

TO STOP OFF AND SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

JUST LONG ENOUGH TO GET SOME FOOD FOR THE ROAD.

OK. WELL, TAKE CARE, ANDY.

YES, SIR.

[♪]

[HONK HONK]

[HONK]

[CHUCKLES]

OH!

OH, I HOPE I DIDN'T MASH YOUR SANDWICHES AGAIN.

WHO CARES? EVERY TIME I EAT ONE,

I'LL THINK HOW THEY GOT THAT WAY.

[GIGGLING]

OH, ANDY,

YOU'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD LATELY.

BUT IT'S WORTH IT, LUPE.

ONE MORE LONG HAUL,

AND WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH MONEY PUT AWAY

TO MOVE TO DALLAS AND GET MARRIED.

NOW I GOTTA GO. THE SOONER I GET STARTED,

THE SOONER I GET BACK.

OK. BYE.

BYE.

I LOVE YOU.

Officer: YEAH, WE'LL STAND BY. [PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

COME ON DOWN, ANDY.

HEARD YOU WERE IN TOWN, ANDY.

JUST PASSING THROUGH, SHERIFF.

TAKING A LOAD OVER TO EL PASO.

WHEN YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME REAL MONEY?

ONE TRIP ACROSS THE BORDER FOR ME

IS WORTH 15 TIMES WHAT YOU'D GET FOR ANYTHING ELSE.

I KNOW YOU AND LUPE ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED.

MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU...GREW UP.

I TOLD YOU BEFORE, SHERIFF.

I'M NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL.

IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE,

I'M GONNA GO TO THE AUTHORITIES.

WELL, YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT

REAL CLEAR THERE, SON.

I GUESS THERE'S, UH,

NO MORE USE IN TALKING.

YOU HAVE A GOOD TRIP TO EL PASO.

SON, YOU SAID THE WRONG THING

TO THE WRONG MAN.

[THEME SONG PLAYING]

♪ IN THE EYES OF A RANGER ♪

♪ THE UNSUSPECTIN' STRANGER ♪

♪ HAD BETTER KNOW THE TRUTH OF WRONG FROM RIGHT ♪

♪ 'CAUSE THE EYES OF THE RANGER ♪

♪ ARE UPON YOU ♪

♪ ANY WRONG YOU DO HE'S GONNA SEE ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE IN TEXAS, LOOK BEHIND YOU ♪

♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE RANGER'S GONNA BE ♪

Alex: I AM SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR SON, MRS. RIALTO.

MY FIRSTBORN, KILLED IN A TRUCK EXPLOSION.

UNFORTUNATELY,

THERE'S A LITTLE BIT MORE TO IT THAN THAT.

ACCORDING TO THE SHERIFF'S REPORT,

ANDY WAS CARRYING ILLEGAL DRUGS--

NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

ANDY WASN'T LIKE THAT. HE'S A GOOD BOY.

ANDY WAS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD

WHEN MY HUSBAND DIED.

I WAS LEFT ALL ALONE TO RAISE 4 CHILDREN.

ANDY WAS GOING TO COLLEGE,

BUT HE QUIT

SO HE COULD GO TO WORK AS A TRUCK DRIVER

AND SUPPORT US.

HE SENT HOME MONEY EVERY WEEK.

5 LONG YEARS, SAVING HIS PENNIES

SO HE COULD BUY HIS OWN TRUCK

AND EARN MORE FOR THE FAMILY.

I DON'T KNOW HOW WE WOULD HAVE SURVIVED WITHOUT HIM.

IT IS A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY.

ANDY SOUNDS LIKE A BOY

THAT ANY MOTHER WOULD BE PROUD OF.

BUT DRUGS CAN POISON EVEN THE BEST OF THEM.

I KNOW MY SON, MS. CAHILL.

ANDY WOULD NEVER INVOLVE HIMSELF WITH DRUGS.

PLEASE, HELP ME CLEAR HIS NAME.

MS. CAHILL, I DON'T HAVE ANY IMPORTANT FRIENDS OR MONEY.

I DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO TURN TO...

BUT YOU.

OK.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN FIND OUT.

THANK YOU, MS. CAHILL.

THANK YOU.

LOOK, THE KID WAS DEALING DRUGS,

HE GOT KILLED, END OF STORY.

IF YOU'D TALKED TO ANDY'S MOTHER, C.D.,

YOU WOULDN'T BE SO SURE OF YOURSELF.

YOU KNOW MOTHERS, ALEX.

YOU KNOW, C.D.'S RIGHT, ALEX.

NO MOTHER WANTS TO BELIEVE

THAT HER SON IS DEALING IN DRUGS.

I KNOW, WALKER,

BUT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT ALWAYS SAYS TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.

WELL, MY INSTINCTS SAY

THAT THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY WRONG HERE.

SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

I DON'T KNOW.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT A WEEK BEFORE ANDY WAS KILLED,

HE WROTE TO HIS MOTHER. HE SAID HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND,

HE WAS MOVING TO DALLAS,

AND HE WAS GOING TO GET MARRIED...

TROUBLE IS,

HE DIDN'T MENTION HER NAME. IT WAS ONLY A POSTCARD.

WELL, LET'S GO FIND HER.

YOU'LL GO WITH ME?

SURE.

TRIVETTE AND I BOTH WILL.

OH. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELL,

YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO, DID YOU?

NO.

NOTHING.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

Man: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BOB.

THIS IS WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR RIGHT HERE.

Second man: HEY, PAUL! YEAH?

WE GOT 2 MORE M88s COMING.

WE NEED THE 50-CAL AMMUNITION.

HERE'S THE LAST CASE OF THAT. I'LL GET THE 50-CAL.

WHAT ABOUT THE 40-MIL GRENADES? THEY COMIN' OUT?

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT. MAKE SURE YOU WORK THE ACTION ON EACH ONE.

I WANNA MAKE SURE THEY'RE LUBRICATED.

WHAT'S UP?

I'M ON A CASE, TRAILING A GUY

CHEATING ON HIS WIFE.

WELL, THAT MIGHT BE A ROTTEN THING TO DO, TRENT,

BUT ADULTERY'S NOT A CRIME.

I KNOW. COME ON.

[MEN SPEAK INDISTINCTLY]

Man: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALL SET. Second man: SO WATCH YOUR BACK.

THE ENTIRE TRUCK IS FILLED WITH GUNS AND AMMUNITION.

MAN, THERE'S ENOUGH FIREPOWER THERE

TO START A WAR. UH-HUH.

I'LL CALL FOR BACKUP. NO, NO.

BY THE TIME THEY GET HERE,

THIS TRUCK IS GOING TO BE LONG GONE.

WELL...

ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, TIE IT DOWN AND LOCK IT UP.

I WANT TO BE OUT OF HERE IN 2 MINUTES.

[MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[GRUNTING]

DALLAS POLICE! FREEZE!

HE'S YOURS. ALL RIGHT?

GET IN THE CAR!

DON'T MOVE!

LET HIM GO.

YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE HERE.

GET--GET BACK!

I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, LOUIE.

PICKED A GOOD ONE.

DOUBT YOUR WIFE KNOWS THE FIRST THING

ABOUT HANDGUNS.

YOUR WIFE?

YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

LOUIE, I'M SHOCKED.

D-DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, MONIQUE.

HE'S LYING TO YOU, DARLING.

IT'S TRUE. 10 YEARS TO A VERY NICE LADY NAMED SHEILA

AND--WHAT IS IT, LOUIE, UH,

3 BEAUTIFUL KIDS?

IT'S 2.

2 KIDS?

YOU DIRTY ROTTEN--

[GUNSHOT] AAH!

YOU GOING TO TELL MY WIFE?

OH, YEAH.

DO ME A FAVOR.

GIVE HER BACK THE GUN, LET HER SHOOT ME.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[PEOPLE CHATTER INDISTINCTLY]

I'VE BEEN REAL WORRIED ABOUT YOU, LUPE.

ANDY BEING GONE AND ALL.

THINGS MUST BE PRETTY LONESOME FOR YOU.

I'VE BEEN THINKING,

PRETTY THING LIKE YOU COULD MAKE A PASSEL MORE MONEY

WORKING AT THE ROADHOUSE OUT BY THE COUNTY LINE.

I COULD PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU.

YEAH. THE BOYS WOULD JUST LOVE THAT, HONEY.

PAY TOP DOLLAR, TOO.

[CHUCKLES]

HEY, SHERIFF.

LOOK WHAT'S WALKING IN.

SHERIFF BELL?

I SURELY AM.

RANGER WALKER FROM DALLAS.

MY PARTNER RANGER TRIVETTE,

AND ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY ALEX CAHILL.

HOW DO YOU DO? WELL, WELCOME.

IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE IN MOURNFUL.

NOT TOO OFTEN ILLUSTRIOUS FOLKS LIKE YOU

VISIT MY LITTLE TOWN.

YOU WORKING ON A CASE I CAN BE OF SOME HELP?

WE'RE CHECKING INTO THE DEATH OF ANDY RIALTO.

WELL, THAT'S A REAL SAD STORY THERE, RANGER.

THAT BOY, HE WAS HAULING DRUGS.

PROBABLY HIGH ON THEM, TOO.

CRASHED HIS TRUCK OUT THERE ON MOURNFUL BRIDGE.

YOU EVER FIND THE BODY?

NO, SIR, WE SURELY DIDN'T.

THAT TRUCK EXPLODED BEFORE IT WENT INTO THE RIVER,

AND I FIGURED IT BLEW THAT POOR BOY TO BITS.

DO YOU HAVE A REPORT ON THIS?

I SURELY DO.

YOU COME ON DOWN TO THE OFFICE, I'LL BE GLAD

TO HUNT YOU UP A COPY.

TAKE CARE OF LUPE THERE.

I'VE BEEN SHERIFF OF MOURNFUL 20 YEARS NOW,

AND I'VE SEEN SOME THINGS, THAT'S FOR CERTAIN.

ONE THING I NEVER COULD GET USED TO SEEING, THOUGH,

WAS A GOOD BOY GO BAD.

WE FOUND THIS RIGHT WHERE ANDY'S RIG WENT OFF.

IT'S CRYSTAL METH.

I WARNED ANDY I WAS ONTO HIM,

BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN.

OK. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME, SHERIFF.

NO THANKS REQUIRED.

ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP A FELLOW LAWMAN.

SHERIFF, I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU.

YOU HANDLED THEM RANGERS SLICKER THAN NEW CORN

THROUGH AN OLD GOOSE, BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU,

I WAS SWEATING IT THERE FOR A MINUTE.

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

NO BODY, NO AUTOPSY.

NO QUESTIONS. END OF STORY.

SHERIFF BELL WASN'T EXAGGERATING

ABOUT THE EFFECTS OF THE EXPLOSION, HUH?

NOT ENOUGH LEFT OF ANDY'S TRUCK TO FILL A HAT.

I'M CERTAINLY NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING BACK

TO FACE ANDY'S MOTHER.

NOT JUST YET, ALEX.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE THE SHERIFF?

LET'S JUST SAY IT SEEMS A LITTLE STRANGE

THAT THE SHERIFF ONLY FOUND

A SMALL PACKET OF DRUGS IN ALL THAT WRECKAGE.

YES, IT DOES.

LET'S GO BACK AND TALK TO SOME OF THOSE TRUCKERS.

[♪]

WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU GUYS SOME QUESTIONS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOME INFORMATION

ABOUT THIS MAN, ANDY RIALTO.

NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

THIS IS THE ONLY TRUCKING GARAGE IN ALL OF MOURNFUL.

SO HE MUST'VE HAD SOME KIND OF MECHANICAL WORK DONE HERE.

NOPE.

CAN'T HELP YOU.

TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE.

DON'T NEED TO LOOK.

RANGERS DON'T CUT IT HERE IN MOURNFUL, LADY.

AND THAT INCLUDES ASSISTANT D.A.s, TOO.

THIS IS SHERIFF BELL'S JURISDICTION.

YOU JUST DESTROYED EVIDENCE,

AND THAT'S MY JURISDICTION.

SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAPE IT BACK TOGETHER.

HUH!

LIKE HELL I WILL.

[GRUNTING]

ALL RIGHT, WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE BIG GUYS?

JUST LUCKY, I GUESS.

HOW DID THESE GUYS KNOW I WAS AN ASSISTANT D.A.?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY THEY COULD'VE KNOWN.

SHERIFF BELL.

YUP.

LET'S CHECK AROUND TOWN,

SEE IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING

ABOUT ANDY RIALTO.

Trivette: I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY PEOPLE

CLAM UP SO TIGHT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

YOU GET THE FEELING THAT THEY'RE AFRAID?

YUP.

SO LET'S GO TALK TO SOMEONE

WHO ISN'T AFRAID.

WHO?

TRIVETTE, THINK ABOUT IT.

WHO AROUND HERE WOULDN'T BE AFRAID?

OH, YEAH.

WHO?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

YEAH, I KNOW ANDY RIALTO.

KNEW HIM, I MEAN. POOR KID.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HIM?

THE DAY OF THE ACCIDENT. I CHECKED OUT HIS RIG MYSELF.

GAVE HIM A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH, PASSED HIM THROUGH.

SHERIFF'S REPORT SAID HE WAS CARRYING DRUGS.

YEAH.

YEAH, I HEARD THAT.

BUT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT?

I TOLD YOU.

I CHECKED HIM OUT MYSELF.

WHEN HE CAME THROUGH HERE, HE WAS CLEAN.

THE SHERIFF ALSO SAID HE MIGHT'VE BEEN HIGH

AT THE TIME OF THE ACCIDENT.

ON CRYSTAL METH.

THAT'S BULL.

ANDY WAS THE LAST GUY IN THE WORLD

TO GET MIXED UP WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

BESIDES, LIKE I SAID,

I CHECKED HIM OUT.

IF HE'D BEEN HIGH ON SOMETHING, I'D HAVE NOTICED.

HOW OFTEN DID HE COME THROUGH HERE?

COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK.

HE WAS A HARD-WORKING YOUNG MAN.

A REAL STRAIGHT ARROW.

TELL US ABOUT MOURNFUL.

[LAUGHS] WELL, RUMOR HAS IT

IT'S A SMUGGLER'S PARADISE.

THAT'S...JUST RUMOR, OF COURSE.

NO ONE'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO PROVE ANYTHING.

WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT SHERIFF BELL?

HE'S LIKE THE TOWN.

SEEMS REAL PLEASANT ON THE SURFACE,

BUT UNDERNEATH,

HE'S AS TOUGH

AND AS MEAN AS THEY COME.

OK, THANKS.

OUR GUESTS HAVE OVERSTAYED THEIR WELCOME, DEPUTY.

AH, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT, SHERIFF.

I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Trent: ALL RIGHT, CARLOS, WHAT GIVES?

WHAT?

WHY ARE YOU SO ADAMANT

ABOUT ME GOING OUT WITH THIS LEANNE?

SHE'S A NICE GIRL. YOU'RE A NICE GUY.

I THOUGHT YOU'D MAKE A NICE COUPLE.

I--I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD GUY.

A GOOD GUY. YEAH.

ALL RIGHT, GOOD GUY,

WHAT DOES THIS GIRL LOOK LIKE?

UH...

I DON'T KNOW. UH...

YOU DON'T KNOW?

SO THIS IS A BLIND DATE.

NO.

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU. HUH.

TRENT, NO. LOOK,

THE DATE IS NOT UNTIL...

TONIGHT.

THEY'RE GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

WAIT A MINUTE. THEY'RE COMING HERE?

NOW?

WHO'S COMING HERE NOW?

CARLOS IS TRYING TO FIX ME UP

WITH ANOTHER BLIND DATE, C.D.

WELL...

MAYBE 15 WILL BE YOUR LUCKY NUMBER.

NO, COME ON, C.D.

IT HASN'T BEEN THAT MANY.

ALL RIGHT, CARLOS, WHAT'S GOING ON?

I KNOW YOU, MAN. WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS A LONG TIME,

AND I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO SCAM ME,

SO YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COME CLEAN, OR I'M OUT OF HERE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

THIS LISA IS AMAZING. I MEAN, SHE'S...

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE EVER MET.

I FINALLY TALKED TO HER INTO GOING OUT WITH ME

IF I FOUND A DATE FOR HER SISTER. OH, GREAT.

SHE'S GOT TO BRIBE PEOPLE INTO DATING HER SISTER--THIS--

TRENT, COME ON.

YOU'VE GOT TO DO THIS FOR ME, MAN.

I WOULD--

I'LL OWE YOU SO BIG-TIME, YOU KNOW.

I--I THINK THIS LISA IS...

THE ONE.

THE ONE?

HA HA! I'M SORRY.

I COULD'VE SWORN I WAS TALKING

TO CARLOS "KING OF THE 3-DAY RELATIONSHIP" SANDOVAL.

NO, TRENT, I AM A CHANGED MAN.

REALLY? HM.

WAIT TILL YOU MEET HER. I MEAN,

SHE IS AMAZING. SHE'S UNLIKE ANY OTHER WOMAN I'VE EVER MET.

I MEAN, SHE'S TOTALLY UNIQUE.

THERE SHE IS.

LISA.

UH, CARLOS, I'M LISA.

I KNEW THAT. I WAS JUST TEASING.

THIS IS MY SISTER LEANNE.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

[LAUGHS] WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU.

I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU, LEANNE,

TO MY BEST FRIEND TRENT MALLOY.

HI, TRENT. HI.

WELL, HE'S WAY CUTER THAN YOU SAID HE WAS.

[CHUCKLING]

SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?

WHO YOU CALLING?

HEY, CARLOS TOLD ME HE LOVES TO DANCE.

YOU LOVE DANCING?

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

EXCUSE ME.

YOU SHOULD SEE HIM DANCE.

SHUT UP.

HELLO.

CARLOS, IT'S WALKER.

HEY, WALKER, WHAT'S UP? ARE YOU BUSY?

UH, NOT...REAL BUSY.

GOOD. I WANT YOU TO MEET ME IN MOURNFUL.

RIGHT NOW? YEAH. I'VE GOT A CHOPPER

WAITING FOR YOU AT THE RANGER HELIPAD.

ALL RIGHT, I'M ON MY WAY.

WHERE SHOULD I MEET YOU?

AT THE BORDER CROSSING.

I'LL FILL YOU IN WHEN YOU GET THERE.

YOU GOT IT.

SO YOU LIKE DANCING?

WELL, WE'VE GOT ABOUT 3 HOURS.

LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

GREAT.

HEY!

HEY, YEAH, YEAH, YOU.

STAY HERE, ALEX.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

WELL, IT'S JUST THAT, UH,

RANGERS JUST AIN'T WANTED IN THIS TOWN.

THAT'S REALLY SAD, ISN'T IT,

RANGER WALKER?

YES, IT IS, RANGER TRIVETTE.

YOU KNOW, EVERYONE WANTS TO BE WANTED, RIGHT?

YEP.

ARE YOU BOYS MAKING FUN OF ME?

ARE WE MAKING FUN OF HIM, RANGER TRIVETTE?

I GUESS WE ARE, RANGER WALKER.

WELL, YOU HEARD HIM. I GUESS WE ARE.

WHY...

[GRUNTING]

FEEL BETTER?

DO WE FEEL BETTER, RANGER TRIVETTE?

YES, WE DO, RANGER WALKER.

"EVERYONE WANTS TO BE WANTED."

[LAUGHS]

CAN YOU GET THE DOOR FOR ME...

Bell: YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, OK. THANKS.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, SHERIFF?

SAM AND HIS BOYS GOT THEIR BUTTS KICKED

INTO THE NEXT COUNTY BY THOSE DAMN RANGERS.

WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

YOU MEET GEORGE AT MOURNFUL BRIDGE.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THOSE RANGERS AND THAT NOSY D.A.

HERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

[CRASH] OH!

I'M SORRY. I'M--I'M SORRY.

THAT'S OK.

I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW, GUYS...

IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE THIS SHERIFF BELL

IS MORE OF A LOCAL CRIME BOSS

THAN HE IS THE SHERIFF OF THIS TOWN.

PROBABLY NOTHING HAPPENS AROUND HERE

WITHOUT HIM ORDERING IT OR SANCTIONING IT.

WELL, LOOK HOW EVERYONE RAN SCARED

THE MINUTE WE ASKED ANYTHING ABOUT ANDY. YEAH.

ANDY WAS PROBABLY KILLED BECAUSE...

HE WOULDN'T DO WHAT THE SHERIFF WANTED HIM TO DO.

SURE ARE A LOT OF PROBABLYS AROUND HERE.

SO WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE?

WELL, I THINK IT'S TIME

THAT WE LURED THE WOLF INTO THE HENHOUSE.

TRIVETTE, LET'S GET OUT TO THE BORDER AND MEET CARLOS.

OK.

WHY DON'T YOU SEE IF YOU CAN FIND ANDY'S GIRLFRIEND.

OK.

OH, HONEY, I-I'LL GET THIS ONE.

WHERE ARE THE RANGERS?

THEY LEFT.

ARE THEY COMING BACK?

LATER THIS EVENING.

OH...

EXCUSE ME.

ARE YOU ANDY RIALTO'S GIRLFRIEND?

YES.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME? LUPE RODRIGUEZ.

LUPE, I'M ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY ALEX CAHILL.

IS THERE SOMETHING THAT YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME?

CAN YOU COME WITH ME...NOW?

PLEASE? SURE.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WE'LL GET ONE.

HEY! I THINK WE GOT SOMETHING HERE!

Border Patrolman: HEY!

HEY! HEY, STOP!

[HORN HONKING]

TAKE THE WHEEL.

WHAT? I SAID TAKE THE WHEEL!

WHA--?

[TRUCK HORN BLARES]

[HORN BLARING]

PULL IT OVER.

KEEP LOOKING, FELLAS.

IF YOU FIND THAT LADY D.A., YOU BRING HER IN.

OH, MY GOD!

Lupe: HE WAS THROWN INTO THE RIVER BY THE EXPLOSION.

HE MADE HIS WAY BACK TO TOWN.

I'VE BEEN HIDING HIM EVER SINCE.

WHO IS THIS, LUPE?

IT'S OK, ANDY. RELAX. IT'S OK.

I BROUGHT SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US.

HE NEEDS TO SEE A DOCTOR.

BUT HE WOULDN'T LET ME.

HE SAID SHERIFF BELL PLANTED THE BOMB IN HIS TRUCK.

AND THE SHERIFF RUNS THIS WHOLE TOWN.

OH, GOD! I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

IT'S OK. WALKER'S GONNA BE HERE SOON.

WE'LL MAKE A PLAN.

WE'LL FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.

[COCKS GUN]

[♪]

[VOICE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER POLICE RADIO]

HE'S LATE.

SOMETHING'S WRONG.

LET'S GO.

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

RICO. GEORGE'S SECOND COUSIN BY MARRIAGE ON HIS MOTHER'S SIDE.

WELL, WHERE'S GEORGE?

OH, HE'S REAL SICK, AMIGO.

BAD GUACAMOLE. HE ASKED ME TO MAKE THE RUN FOR HIM.

HEY, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING TO ME ABOUT ANYBODY BEING SICK.

YEAH, WELL, IT WAS REAL LAST-MINUTE. THAT'S WHY I'M RUNNING LATE.

HE TOLD ME MY FIRST STOP WAS THE MOURNFUL BRIDGE.

I GOT YOUR ORDER IN THE HOLD.

NO, NO.

NO, I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL.

WELL, NEITHER DO I.

HE TOLD ME I WAS GONNA MEET THE SHERIFF,

AND YOU'RE NOT THE SHERIFF.

YEAH, WELL, HE'S BUSY.

THEN I GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRUST EACH OTHER.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

OK. FINE, FINE. NO, NO, NO. LET'S FORGET THE WHOLE THING.

MOVE YOUR CARS, AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY.

NO, NO! JUST...HOLD UP.

I'LL--I'LL TAKE DELIVERY.

GOOD. I'LL TAKE THE PAYMENT.

Alex: PUT THE GUN DOWN, SHERIFF.

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE IN A POSITION TO USE IT.

I MEAN, YOU MAY THINK THAT YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH KILLING THEM,

BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA EXPLAIN A DEAD DISTRICT ATTORNEY?

LADY, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN IN MOURNFUL FOR ONE DAY.

MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE.

OH, I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.

HONEY, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA.

IT'S LIKE THE GOOD BOOK SAYS.

BEHOLD, AND YE SHALL SEE THE LIGHT.

AND IN MOURNFUL,

I'M THE ONLY LIGHT THAT COUNTS WHEN IT COMES TO BEHOLDIN'.

RIGHT NOW, I'M BEHOLDIN' THIS-- CRYSTAL METH AMPHETAMINE

IN A QUANTITY THAT WOULD CONSTITUTE A FELONY.

AND OVER THERE,

I'M BEHOLDIN' A NOTORIOUS ESCAPED DRUG DEALER,

PLUS THE DRUG DEALER'S GIRLFRIEND,

WHO'S UP TO NO GOOD HERSELF.

AND YOU...A COURAGEOUS ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY,

WHO GOT ON TO THIS EVIL PAIR,

FOLLOWED LUPE HERE, FOUND ANDY.

THEM BEING DRUG CRAZIES AND ALL, BULLETS DO TEND TO FLY.

THEN THEY KILL THEMSELVES OUT OF REMORSE?!

MURDER-SUICIDE?

COME ON! WHO'S GONNA BELIEVE THAT?

DON'T YOU WORRY YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD ABOUT THAT.

SEE, IN MOURNFUL, PEOPLE BELIEVE WHAT I TELL 'EM TO BELIEVE.

TAKE ANDY OVER THERE.

NOBODY QUESTIONED THE OFFICIAL REPORT--

HYAH!

[VOICE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY OVER POLICE RADIO]

COME ON!

GET AFTER HER!

[SIREN WAILING]

CHECK 'EM OUT SO THAT THERE'S NO MORE MISUNDERSTANDINGS, HM.

[CHUCKLES]

MM-HM.

YEAH, I BELIEVE SHERIFF'S GOING TO BE REAL PLEASED WITH THAT.

HERE'S YOUR MONEY.

10 GRAND JUST LIKE GEORGE AND THE SHERIFF AGREED ON.

AIN'T YOU GOING TO COUNT THAT?

NO. WE'LL JUST COUNT IT DOWN AT THE STATE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL, BOY?

NOTHING, EXCEPT YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

Sheriff on radio: SIMMS.

COME ON, SIMMS. LET'S GO.

SIMMS? SIMMS?

COME IN, SIMMS.

SIMMS, PICK IT UP, DAMN IT.

YOU SAY ANYTHING WRONG,

I'M GOING TO PUT A BIG HURTING ON YOU.

GO AHEAD, SHERIFF.

DID YOU GET THE PACKAGE?

SURE DID.

GOOD. THAT D.A. GAL CAHILL GOT AWAY FROM US.

GET ON BACK HERE AND HELP US CATCH HER.

TELL HIM YOU'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

RIGHT AWAY, SHERIFF.

[TIRES SQUEALING] [SIREN WAILING]

[♪]

[POLICE RADIO CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

WE GOT HER NOW!

WE GOT--

[SIREN CHIRPS]

[YELPS]

AAH! OH!

BEFORE I KILL YOU,

I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR ALL THE TROUBLE YOU'VE CAUSED.

[GRUNTING]

YOU OK?

I AM NOW.

[SINGING IN SPANISH]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

COULD I GET EVERYBODY TO STAND, PLEASE?

WE WOULD LIKE TO TOAST THE BRIDE AND GROOM.

MAY YOU HAVE A LIFETIME OF LOVE AND HAPPINESS.

SALUD!

SALUD! SALUD!

[MUSIC BEGINS AGAIN]

WHOA.

SHE IS GORGEOUS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO LISA?

LI--

OH, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

IT DIDN'T WORK OUT?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS THE ONE.

SHE WAS. SHE WAS... THE LAST ONE.

THIS ONE'S THE NEXT ONE.

I GOTTA EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO THIS GUY.

[LAUGHS]

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[THEME SONG PLAYING]

♪ 'CAUSE THE EYES OF THE RANGER ARE UPON YOU ♪

♪ ANY WRONG YOU DO HE'S GONNA SEE ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE IN TEXAS LOOK BEHIND YOU ♪

♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE RANGER'S GONNA BE ♪