Original subtitles

Smell that air, people.

Smell that air.

Oh, it's so beautiful!

I can't believe we're finally doing this.

A 6-day camping trip,

this is gonna be great.

Yeah, it sure is.

Just living off the land.

Living off the land?

You mean we're not bringing any food?

Bringing any food?

Where's the challenge of bringing food?

Besides, you haven't lived

until you've tasted Walker's famous water bug biscuits.

Water bug biscuits.

Yeah, it goes great with my tree frog chili.

Oh, I almost forgot about your tree frog chili.

My mouth is just watering thinking about it.

Water bug biscuits and tree frog chili.

I get it. You guys are messin' with me.

Right?

[LAUGHTER]

Trivette, I thought you were the one

they always gave a hard time.

They did.

Didn't I mention to you

how nice it is having you with us, Carlos?

Hey!

Luke, you get the gear.

Buddy, you get the grub.

You got it, Dwight.

Now! Right.

WALKER: Hey there.

Well, hello.

Where are you going?

I'm going shopping. You wanna come?

Well, we'd love to, but we just rented some bikes

and decided to go on a little bike ride.

Ok. Well, have fun.

We will.

Whoo! That was a close call.

That's 10 boxes, 12 gauge,

10 boxes, 20 gauge.

The total is 137.32.

You know who I am?

Good.

Put this on account.

Account? What account?

On account, if you don't,

I'm gonna come right over this counter

and rip your heart right out of your chest.

You have a nice day now.

Remember, men,

it's not whether you win or lose,

it's whether I win or lose!

Ha ha! Ha ha!

Ha ha! Ha-- Ow!

Whoa oh oh!

Oh whoa oh ho!

[PANTING]

All right. Best 2 out of 3.

Yeah, right.

Whew.

Look at her, Dwight. Ain't she beautiful?

I want her, Dwight.

Anything little brother wants...

little brother gets.

[THEME SONG PLAYING]

♪ In the eyes Of a ranger ♪

♪ The unsuspectin' Stranger ♪

♪ Had better know the truth Of wrong from right ♪

♪ 'Cause the eyes Of the ranger ♪

♪ Are upon you ♪

♪ Any wrong you do He's gonna see ♪

♪ When you're in Texas Look behind you ♪

♪ 'Cause that's where The ranger's gonna be ♪

♪ I'm havin' a party ♪

♪ My friends Will all be there ♪

♪ I'm havin' a party ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm too broke To care... ♪

I'm an opera singer. What do you do for a living?

Wow.

I'm a Texas Ranger.

A Texas Ranger?

Yeah. You are not.

Yes, I am. I am.

All right, then what position do you play?

No, you're thinking of the baseball team.

I'm a cop.

A cop.

Yeah. With a hat.

Mm-hmm.

♪ We're dancing In the yard ♪

♪ And dancing On the roof ♪

♪ Grandpa's selling water That's 100 proof ♪

♪ I'm not trying To take this sitting down ♪

♪ When the going Gets tough ♪

♪ The tough paint the town ♪

♪ I'm having a party ♪

♪ Friends will All be there ♪

♪ I'm having a party ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm too broke To care... ♪

I can't tell you

how much I've been looking forward to this.

Well, you've been working hard.

You deserve it.

[LAUGHS]

♪ I'm through Feeling sorry ♪

♪ I'm having a party... ♪

Excuse me, my dear.

You've heard of Bonnie and Clyde, right?

Of course. Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty.

No, that's the movie.

I'm a-- Hey.

Oh, perfect timing.

See, this is my partner. Walker, tell 'em.

Tell 'em what?

That we're Texas Rangers.

Trivette...

you're not using that old Texas Ranger line again, are you?

He's joking with you.

Ladies, a man should be proud

of what he does for a living, right?

Right. Yes.

And someone has to clean septic tanks.

Septic tanks now?

Mm-hmm. [SNIFFS]

Well, you got the smell off tonight.

Oh, my goodness.

Good.

Great-- Walker.

He's joking with you.

Ok.

I am a cop.

Right. A cop.

I am.

♪ Having a party... ♪

Don't feel bad.

When you were young, you studied karate.

I hung out in pool halls.

Double or nothin'.

It's your money.

Oh, excuse me.

My little brother likes you.

That's nice.

He wants to dance with you.

I'm sorry. I don't want to dance right now.

That's too damn bad.

He wants to dance with you, so you're gonna dance.

Let her go.

This ain't your business, cowboy.

She's with me, so it is my business.

Now let her go.

What if I said if you don't get your butt back over there,

I'm gonna kick your cowboy butt back over there?

I'd say start kicking.

Oh, really? Mm-hmm.

Walker, let's just go.

Come on.

Let's just go.

Ain't that cute?

Let's get it on.

Get back, Alex.

Oh, no. Cowboy and the choirboys.

All right!

That's enough.

Can't you boys ever come to town without starting trouble?

Now get out.

You're lucky, cowboy,

sheriff comin' when he did.

Real lucky.

Funny thing about luck is, it can change...

[SNAP] like that.

Let's get out of this dump.

Thanks, sheriff.

Chandler. Tom Chandler.

Cordell Walker, Texas Ranger from Dallas.

My partner, James Trivette.

How you doing?

Assistant District Attorney Alex Cahill.

Hi.

Trent Malloy, Carlos Sandoval.

Nice to meet you folks.

Who are these guys?

Trammel brothers--

Dwight, Buddy, and Luke.

From here?

Nah, they live off on their own.

Word is they got a cabin

somewhere up in the mountains,

but no one's ever seen it.

Rumor has it that they got the entire area booby-trapped,

and none of them would think twice

about shooting a trespasser.

I don't wanna run into them again.

I'll keep an eye on them till they leave.

I appreciate it, sheriff.

Come on. I want a rematch.

The man's a glutton for punishment.

Oh, Ranger Trivette.

I thought you were gonna tell us

about Bonnie and Clyde.

Hey.

Septic tank.

What did you do?

I didn't do anything.

Huh.

Honest.

Ha.

♪ Now it's time ♪

♪ To do the taking In the real world... ♪

So anybody want a cup of coffee before we take off?

That'd be great, Alex. No, thank you.

I do.

I want a non-fat, half-caf, half-decaf latte.

Jimmy.

What?

Well, use your imagination,

'cause you know I don't like regular coffee.

All my little brother wanted was just one little dance,

but you couldn't do that, could you?

Excuse me.

My friends are waiting for me.

Well, they're gonna have to keep waiting...

'cause last night was just a dance,

but now he decided he wants something a little more permanent.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

DWIGHT: Can't you hold her?

I'm trying.

Aah!

Settle down and relax, little filly.

You might even enjoy this.

Ha ha ha!

SHERIFF: Let her go, Dwight!

You won't do this, sheriff.

I said let her go, Dwight.

You heard him, boys.

Aah! Aah! Ahh!

Get out of here! Let's go! Get out! Come on!

I wonder what's keeping Alex.

She's probably looking for your non-fat latte.

Ha ha ha ha! That's very funny.

I'll go look for her.

I don't wanna hear anything from the peanut gallery.

WALKER: Who are these guys?

SHERIFF: Trammel brothers.

SHERIFF: Rumor has it that they've got a cabin up in the mountains,

but no one's ever seen it.

Let me go!

Ow!

Put me down!

Aah! Aah!

You listen to me.

You may be pretty, but out here,

if you can't pull your own weight,

you're nothin' but a hothouse flower,

and out in these mountains,

those kind of flowers don't last very long.

So you shut up and you keep up!

Unh!

What happened?

The Trammels.

What?

They killed the sheriff...

And they took Alex.

I think you should know that I'm an assistant district attorney

for Tarrant County in Texas.

No kiddin'?

You know, I never had me a district attorney before.

You know how to pick 'em, little brother.

You're not listening to me.

It's not too late.

If we turn around right now, I could talk to the--

Aah!

[GASPING]

Lesson number 2,

if I want somethin' out of you,

I'll beat it out of you.

[GASPING]

Come on.

[CRYING]

You'd think they'd be more careful about disguising their trail.

They're not worried about us.

That's their first mistake.

No, their first mistake was taking Alex.

Leo!

Got my stuff?

[GUNS COCKING] MAN: Hold it...

Right there.

Easy, boys, easy.

100% homegrown

Wasatch Plateau marijuana.

You got quite a cutie here.

How much you want for her?

She's not for sale.

Dwight?

Talkin' about a lifetime supply

of wacky weed for that.

You heard my brother.

She ain't for sale.

You boys want to be that way,

you know, I might just get to a point

where my weed's not for sale, either.

Listen, Leo, we get tired of her,

she's yours.

Deal.

Oh, hey.

Let me put you heads up about somethin'.

There's 4 guys followin' us.

They might come this way.

If they come this way,

they won't be following you anymore.

Good.

DWIGHT: Let's go!

MAN: Hold it!

Let's go.

Come on, now. Come on.

Look at all this marijuana.

I'd say that drug education's been a failure.

You fellas made a big mistake

coming after the Trammel brothers.

Now you're gonna have to die for it.

How far ahead are they?

Now, why would you want to know that?

I'm just curious,

wondering how fast we were catching up with them.

They came through here about a half hour ago.

You satisfied?

WALKER: Where's their cabin located?

Can you believe this?

Instead of beggin' for his life,

he wants to know where the cabin is.

Well, you're gonna kill us anyway,

so what's the difference?

It's in a little valley on the south side of the mountain.

Now, is there anything else you want to know before I kill you?

I can't think of anything. How about you guys?

Good here. Mm-mmm.

Nope.

Well...

now you guys know why they call this stuff dope.

MAN: Oh, man, it's cutting me!

Come on! Ease up!

SECOND MAN: Don't be that tight!

[MAN GROANS]

MAN: Oh, easy.

Come on, man!

You guys just gonna leave us here?

Until we get back.

Yeah, but, I mean, when the Trammels kill you,

then who's gonna let us go?

Well, I guess you better hope that doesn't happen.

Come on, man! You can't leave us!

You can't leave us here!

Hey! Hey, don't leave!

Come on!

Come on, man!

Hey!

Come here. Right.

That cowboy of yours is better than I thought,

but we'll pitch a little surprise

for him and his friends.

They're not far ahead of us.

Ain't but one law means anything out here--

the law of survival.

Walker gets through with you,

you're gonna wish you hadn't survived.

That smart mouth of yours gonna be real painful.

Ha.

Yeah. Snug it. Hold it.

Don't want the thing to come out too quick.

[TAPPING]

DWIGHT: Snug it out right there.

All right.

Heh heh, ok.

Yeah.

These rocks will get them right in the face.

They'll never know what hit 'em.

DWIGHT: Get out of my way.

Come on. Let's go.

Watch it!

Move! Watch it!

[GROANING]

Ok. Anybody see the license plate

of that truck that hit me?

You may have some broken ribs.

You may be right. It hurts when I breathe.

I'm sorry about that, Trivette.

That ought to be me lying there.

Forget about it. Just get me up.

WALKER: All right. Let's go.

Easy.

Ugh!

Nice and easy.

How do you feel?

I think I can walk.

Ok.

Carlos, get Trivette down the mountain.

Trent and I will go after Alex.

Yeah.

All right.

You got it? Yeah.

All right.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

You ok?

I'll live.

I think.

Let's go.

All right.

Sally! Vanessa!

Get out here!

Take her inside.

Make her presentable.

Now.

Which way do you think we should go?

ALEX: What happened to you?

I was a waitress

at a truck stop outside of Salt Lake.

Dwight asked me out for a drink,

and the next thing I knew,

I was tied up in the back of a pickup.

How long have you been here?

2 years.

2 years?

This should do.

What are you talking about?

How can you let them treat you like this?

It's important that you do exactly what they tell you.

Do what they tell me?

I'm not doing anything that they tell me.

Shh! They'll hear you.

I don't care if they hear me.

That's because you don't know what they're capable of.

And I'm not gonna find out,

because I'm not staying.

Haven't you tried to escape?

Yes.

We have.

Well?

[WOMAN SCREAMING, WHIP SNAPPING]

[WHISPERING] Oh, my God.

[WOMAN SCREAMING, WHIP SNAPPING]

Carlos, I got to stop for a minute.

All right, all right.

You all right? You got it?

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Whoa! Hey, hey, hey.

[COUGHING]

[PANTING]

Oh.

It's your lung.

You must have punctured it.

Thank you, Dr. Sandoval.

All right, come on, easy.

You-- you shouldn't move.

I need to get you some help.

Yeah. Let's look at you.

Uh-huh.

That's more like it.

Come here. Look at this.

Huh.

I'm glad you approve.

You might fit in pretty well here after all...

But you gonna take that ring off.

Go to hell.

Aah!

Let go!

Hold her.

Get in there and fix some food!

They got out here.

It's mellow.

What are you doing?

I'm getting out of here.

No, you can't.

You know what they'll do if they catch you.

I know, but they're not gonna catch me.

I'll bring back help. I promise.

Good luck.

[COUGHING]

Hey. Hey.

Boo!

Aah!

[LAUGHS]

Aah! Aah!

Hyah! Hyah!

Aah!

No!

I'm just gonna have to teach you

you can't run away.

No!

Watch it!

Ooh!

That was a close one.

Thanks.

We're getting close.

I can't wait.

[ALEX SOBBING]

Aah!

[WHIP SNAPPING]

ALEX: No!

No!

[WHIP SNAPPING]

[SOBBING]

[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]

[WHIP SNAPPING]

[ALEX SOBS]

[WHIP SNAPPING]

[WOMAN SCREAMING, WHIP SNAPPING]

[WHIP SNAPPING]

[ALEX SOBBING]

Rip her dress!

WALKER: Trammel, come and get me.

I've had enough of this cowboy and his buddies!

I want 'em dead!

You got it! Go!

We'll finish this when I get back.

Get in the house!

[COCKS RIFLE]

[SHOUTS]

Unh!

[GUN COCKS]

Drop it, Trammel!

Ok, cowboy.

How about you and me, huh?

Mano a mano, huh?

Don't you even look at me, boy!

But you--

How about you, man?

You bad. You a Texas Ranger.

Come on, killer.

Get you some.

Here, Trent.

He deserves a beating.

He sure does.

Oh, yeah, come get you one, baby.

He asked for it, he got it.

Watch him.

I got to free Alex.

[SOBBING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

It's ok, Alex.

It's ok.

[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]

What took you so long?

Did you remember my latte?

What do you want?

Bitch!

[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]

TRIVETTE: Doctor says I'll be as good as new in no time.

That's great, Jimmy.

Hey, how are you doing?

I'm doing ok.

Now that the Trammel brothers are in jail,

Sally and Vanessa are back with their families.

I can't even imagine what they must have gone through.

What about the marijuana farmers?

They're in custody, right?

Yeah. Trent called that in.

I didn't call it in. Why would I call it in?

I thought you called it in.

No, I didn't call it in.

Ugh!

Well, if no one called it in--

[THUNDER]

Wow.

Oh, boy.

Ha ha.

Ow.

[THUNDER]

Ha ha.

Who's gonna call it in?

Well, I tell you what.

We'll flip for it...

in the morning.

[LAUGHS, GRUNTS]

I'm sorry. Hurts when you laugh, huh?

[THEME SONG PLAYING]

♪ 'Cause the eyes Oof the ranger ♪

♪ Are upon you ♪

♪ Any wrong you do He's gonna see ♪

♪ When you're in Texas Look behind you ♪

♪ 'Cause that's where The ranger's gonna be ♪