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Calf, to me! And to whom then?

According to the new provisions, my qualification is that of non-teaching staff.

Yes, all right, all right. Now, doctor, if you don't mind, let the students in.

And remember, four at a time! I don't want any noise here! We need order! Discipline!

Fascist! We're still in the Middle Ages. Exams, ballots, grades, all tools of power to traumatize these poor young people.

The paintings are on display, so don't crowd. Easy! Don't push.

I can?

After you.

After you...

I said four at a time, let's not exaggerate.

They all came in.

And the others?

Fugitives, in default.

It's clear and they know it because they all pass.

Cheer up, cheer up!

This isn't a school anymore. This is a mess!

Anselmi...

Mature...

Wallpaper...

Mature.

Parini...

Mature?

Poletti...

Mature...?

Yes, okay I understand.

Promoted.

Doretti, Matura!

Gloria, you've been promoted.

But what do I care?

Was I telling you?

Mazzareschi!

Mature...

Sorry, Matusa.

Yes?

Mariani?

Mariani?!

How much of a pain are you?

Mature.

Even unripe is fine with me.

Claudia, cut Rossana short.

But you don't understand, I don't care about the promotion, it's for the trip!

Now we can go, go go!

London awaits us!

London, you're all ours!

And they should give us flight!

And the living room?

The passports.

Hello, Rosanna, what are you saying? I can't hear...

Daniela...

Oh poor thing, I'm sorry.

Daniela, Daniela!

What's up?

One moment.

Daniella, she failed.

Failed?

Oh, damn it, I'm so happy!

It was hard but I did it.

I was so worried about this whole thing about all the promotions...

Hello, FAO?

Can you put me through to 231, please?

Hello? Cicci, it's you! Great news, I failed!

Now I won't have to leave for London anymore.

And no, we'll have three months all to ourselves.

And hurry up and get that bitch of a wife of yours on board for Africa.

Hi, what do you find in a forty-year-old man?

It's like having two of them.

Who goes there?

At a superficial examination it would seem to be a female humanoid,

of white race, blond hair and blue eyes.

And good girl! What do you want?

Colonel Raselli.

But who is she?

His lover but let no one tell.

It's not possible!

It's not entirely impossible!

The process has become too harsh.

There's nothing to be done.

Well now I'll try this, eh?

Nothing to be done, it doesn't exist for Colonel Rosselli.

To you my brave men!

Dad, you have to sign my consent for the trip to England.

I was promoted to the Hexans.

But this isn't the time. There's an operation underway.

Do you see it? Yourself?

Oh, my arm!

Here we go again, another good fracture.

Oh, my left arm, my left arm...

I landed on the coast

We disembark

in command of a handful of brave soldiers

and I crossed

We crossed the enemy lines facing us in the burning desert, and I reached the command of Marcel Rommel.

The desert vault, patting me on the shoulder, said to me...

Wunderbar! Dobbestein, Kroos and Telefunken!

Maybe he's better than us.

But you are the most glorious head of a moment, I'm not finished yet.

Where were we?

Are you crazy? I said bridgehead. BRIDGE

Here, Dad. A little signature here.

We see.

But why England?

And where should I go?

What do I know? There's Spain and Chile.

Countries full of sunshine, healthy, serious, orderly countries...

What do you think, Luisa?

Did you really promise him?

And then English is learned in England.

A colonel is fine with just one.

but I'd prefer you had nothing to do with those people.

Come on, Dad, the English are a civilized people...

You believe that! Because you weren't in Tobruk!

They are a vicious and aggressive race, you must remember that.

You were with me at Al-Alamein too, by Jove!

God damn them!

Anyway, I was hoping I wouldn't have anything to do with them anymore.

But anyway, it's the last one. Thanks, daddy.

You're welcome, you're welcome.

Ah, did the ministry's historical office call?

No.

Well, two days later...

You see, Big Pussy, she's been promoted!

But how who?

But Claudia, my stepdaughter.

You don't care but you don't understand.

Now he will go to London for 2 years

and I will be freer

and so we can see each other more often.

I'll call you back later.

So always at work my dear Penelope for the orphans this never gets too much done

I'll take her to the ladies of San Vincenzo in the evening and it's almost over, it's better this way because soon

we will leave too we will leave yes of course I announce to you that I have accepted the command

of the motorization school in vivo valenza vivo valenza but if you have always refused it

Oh, yes, because Claudia had to complete her studies.

But now...

I live in Valencia, it's far away.

In Greece! In Türkiye!

And then two years is a long time.

But what does it matter? We no longer have ties here.

But are you saying this?

The Ladies of St. Vincent? The charitable works?

And then you here, well, now you're respected.

They will never do that to you, General.

Oh, I really don't care about that.

Today history is made by the colonels.

and now it's decided

let's also take up our memories, the historical office called

ministry

so where did I stay

thirty years ago

What do you want him to send you from London? What is the gift you prefer? You stay here.

what are you saying, you're crazy, I wanted to say that I'm sorry to see you leave, I love you as if

If you were truly my daughter, I love you too, and that's why I'm leaving you.

with dad but don't push him too hard at his age the second one could

be fatal to him that says what are you talking about love I'm coming come on come on come on

Come on love, how beautiful, how beautiful, what a veil finally!

I'm so excited, are you?

So, let's get started.

The stucas appeared in the sky at first light

And there began the Battle of Tovok

It's foggy in the Po Valley.

Dear, I see you're worried.

It's for Claudia.

I thought about it again. Do you know what London means to a young, inexperienced girl?

No!

Drugs, sex, perversion.

I'm not surprised.

Every day you hear something about that evil city.

Rape, white slavery, torturers, sexual maniacs.

Well, I don't think so.

The English have always been a bit like they say.

Them yes, but what about the others?

The Orientals, the Levantines, the Negroes, the Yellows!

But Claudia goes to boarding school after all.

It is precisely in these environments that Moroccans look for girls to lure.

The Moroccans?!

Moroccans, Tunisians, Algerians and English people in England there are very few left

The end that perfidious Albion already deserves, Hitler did well to bomb it

Dad, help me!

Dad !

Friend !

Dad!

The train!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Dad, help me!

And the Moroccans? Help!

Orestes, what's happening?

Nothing. It was just a bad dream, a very bad dream.

No no no, I've thought about it for a long time, you can't leave, it's too dangerous.

Dangerous! Sorry, you know, but what kind of danger?

But all drugs, perversion, sex, violence, rape, Moroccans.

London is the capital of vice and you are too young

and still too inexperienced.

But who put this nonsense in your head?

I know what I'm talking about.

Is it as a father or a duty to defend and protect you?

And I'm old enough to take care of myself.

No, if you still have a little girl,

but I don't allow you to leave

Luisa, tell your dad

that he would stop with this nonsense

you know your father dear

when he decides, he decides

he is a man of integrity

if you want to know

I don't care about your absurd worries

I'm leaving anyway

You cannot leave without my written consent!

Fascist, leader, Mussolini!

And you think you're offending me?

You'll pay dearly for this!

Come on, let's get our asses moving, otherwise we're all going to be stuck here.

Come on, hurry up, we're going to be late! No, I'm not leaving anymore.

Hey, what's wrong with you? My dad doesn't want it.

What do you care? I don't care, but without his consent I won't.

I can come. I'm not 18 yet.

Look at this mess!

See you in three months when I'm of age.

I am sorry.

See you in London, I'll wait for you.

Hi Claudia, don't take it personally!

Kill the old man and run to England!

Hi Claudia!

We'll write to each other!

And so Gianluigi will have fun alone in London.

What a great scam

But your stepmother is also a son of a bitch and to think she seemed happy that I was out of her hair

This thing stinks to me, first you're happy then you oppose it

I would go all the way, they can't bother you for no reason.

They are afraid of London of the Moroccans because what do Moroccans have?

My cicci hello sorry do you know where to go

Do you want me here with you? Then accept me as I am!

You can't be mad at me, it was your father who decided.

Look, you're not fooling me.

I don't have time to waste on chit-chat...

The ladies of San Vincenzo are waiting for me, the gifts are being delivered.

There, good girl! Then go wipe the orphans' asses!

I don't allow you to speak to me in that tone!

And to think that I considered you a friend and instead you're a viper?!

Ever since you set foot in our house, you've done nothing but hinder me.

You've been nagging me for years, but now I really want to tell you!

You're getting on my nerves!

Enough, Claudia!

Just one fucking thing!

You tricked my father and now you're prophesying about him!

Then Admiral Denitz...

patting me on the shoulder in a strident voice, he said...

You're an idiot!

You pain in the ass bitch!

Enough !

You're pissing me off!

This Denitz had a clear idea.

Finished! Is it possible that the only places where honest speech is spoken to are the barracks?

And go to hell with you too!

What?

Luisa, Luisa!

Come on, help me quickly, do something!

Luisa...

Look at this one.

Now he's even having an attack.

We need an ambulance and an emergency room at the military hospital!

Be in charge!

Colonel, perhaps it's enough to call the gentleman from the villa next door.

He's a doctor.

You're welcome, doctor. I'll follow you.

Good morning. Who's sick?

My wife, producer. Please come. Look.

What's wrong?

The heartbeat is regular.

Normal temperature, there is nothing serious.

But she...

Don't worry, I'm the doctor. I came to see how you're doing.

Better! Much better.

It's nothing.

Give the lady a couple of these pills and the lady will make it happen.

Don't worry, it's just dizziness.

If you need anything, call me.

Only two?

Two.

Who would have thought you'd have a neighbor like that, he's really a hottie.

Please.

Sissy?

But why is it a bit...

But...

As you can see the kidneys have the characteristic shape of a bean and are

located in the posterior part of the abdomen behind the peritoneal cavity and on the sides

of the last two dorsal vertebrae and of the first two lumbar vertebrae.

The kidney receives blood from the...

What do you think? Do you like it?

It's not bad, but it doesn't tell me much.

I find it so cool that just looking at it gives me goosebumps!

It's a question of skin. Exactly.

The main function of the kidneys is to purify the blood of many catabolites, mainly urea.

If anyone has any questions.

Professor, excuse me, but when you have to pee, you don't know how to hold it in. What's the cause?

But why do you want to hold her back, miss? Her face, her face. At the bottom left.

Silence!

You're screwed! You need to use more subtle and convincing arguments if you want to win her over.

My foot! Oh my God, what a pain!

Come on. Come to my house. I'll give you some dressings.

You'll see.

Look, look.

This will fix her in a few days.

Now I'll take her home.

Wait, it still hurts!

Courage !

Get up!

she's not very friendly doctor after all we are neighbors we could

also become friends miss how old are you almost 18

here I have about double I could be friends with his parents

Help! Help, I'm sick. It hurts so much!

Oh, names in heaven! What's going on, Claudia?

Help me, please! What are you feeling? Why are you screaming?

Claudia, my child, what's wrong with you? It hurts, it hurts.

But where does it hurt? Here, in your stomach, terrible pains.

It must be indigestion, but no, it's not possible. We ate plain rice and boiled fish.

But it must have been bad fish

Let's take him to the hospital, not a doctor, call the doctor please

I understood the fig the doctor next door

I go

Here we are, good morning doctor.

Proceed

Oh, you're the one who's sick. What's wrong? Where does it hurt, miss?

Oh, here doctor, here...

Leave us alone! The doctor has to see me.

No

Does it hurt here if I push?

No

No

Here?

No

Here?

No

Excuse me, but where then?

Further down

Cover yourself

No no, they can stay, I'm already finished

There's no doubt about it, it's just indigestion.

It will be enough for the young lady to observe a whole day of fasting.

Thank goodness! I really thought...

A trifle.

Since there is some left over,

Why don't you stop the canteen with us, doctor?

What is there to eat?

Milk ditelline.

Free-range.

Is that okay with you?

Why not? Thanks.

The people are ready, the people are ready.

Here's a specialty of mine.

Chicken and veal in sassaverde I understand miss that it must be a

suffering for her but in certain cases abstinence is necessary

so as I was telling you dear doctor the armoured divisions from the Reich are

were arranged on the border line and in this formation

On the left the heavy artillery, in the center the Panzer division, the one commanded by

Field Marshal Guderian, light units on the left.

We must not forget that in 18 days the resistance had been crushed.

of Poland, but at the disposal of the forces on the field practically repeated the same

deployment of the final attack on Barsavia. Here it is, precisely! With this deployment

the army was approaching relentlessly, attacking the Netherlands like an iron hand.

Not the hand! Why not? This is history, my dear! The enemy had no escape,

The unstoppable Third World war machine squeezes him in a steel grip.

Sorry, I identified with the story.

Yes, he actually got a little carried away.

What was I telling you, dear? I'm a thoroughbred storyteller!

My memoirs will sell like hotcakes. You'll see...

Only your daughter is involved.

It's just that I'm not well, you know.

I'm afraid fasting isn't enough.

The young lady will need a good dose of castor oil.

I totally agree, castor oil has always been good for you.

Further to the right, further to the left and now tighten your nose!

Raise your head!

With this your ailments will go away.

Disgust!

What love! This is the purge, but this son of a bitch will pay for it.

If we enter his house, perhaps we can understand what kind of man he is.

Someone who gives up a hottie like you smells a little off to me.

Look here, this window is open.

Let's jump in! Come on!

But... is the little doctor settled in well?

where do we start?

He has that wardrobe.

Who would have imagined it?

A doctor who uses these tools!

I'm not surprised by what happens in hospitals.

For me he is a sadist.

You say?

Let's go and see in his room.

Let's see what's in the drawers.

Hey, look what I found! Come on, let's read them!

It's been a while since you've given your kitty a cuddle. Do you feel like it?

That idiot husband of mine wants to stay here another week, he says the air

mountain food restores his body, I need other things to restore my body

Oh I get it this one is the lover

Holy crap, look where the blanket went

I don't know where you usually put it but it looks good on the bed.

But it's the one Luisa did for the ladies of San Vincenzo

This great daughter of a bitch and she is the doctor's lover

Now I understand everything

She was the one who blocked me

If I had left for London, Dad would have taken her to Bibo Valencia.

And goodbye, doctor!

Excellent and abundant nice net, come on.

What are you doing?

Well, thank you and goodbye.

Are you coming back for lunch, dear?

It's not possible, Carlo. I have breakfast at the camp with General Viglionesi.

I'm out all day too.

Don't wait for me for lunch, I'm with Daniela.

Dabba dabba da, bi-di-di bi-dubi-di, bi di-di di-du

Dabbi bi-bi-bubi, da-da bi-do-bi, da

Ba-da-dum-tap-day, da ta-ta

Bi-di bibidu, bi bi-da, bi dee-dee

From bi-bibidoo, bi bidee da, bideee da

Da bi bi da, bu bi bi bu

Da da da da, ba da da

Da bi bidi du, bi bibi da, da da

La-pi-ri-ru-ti-di-la-pi...

You are a wild filly, but I will tame you, I will feed you, gallop filly, gallop back.

Show yourself to your master!

Tomato and docile, beautiful with sweat.

No, I'm a wild polecat

Caloppate, black feather lovers

No, I'm a wild polecat

I will unseat you

Only my stallion can tame me

Oh, and I'll bite you.

No, not the morzo.

The bite, no?

I grab you by the mane, I lower your head

and you get bitten!

No, I'm not putting myself in the bit, no, please no, I don't want to.

Don't put me in the morse code, no!

Yes, yes, yes.

Tell me move.

Please.

Here I am, Miggione! I've been running. I love it when you're so impatient and full of leaves.

You guys get the leaves. My goodness! I'm all fired up.

There you go, good. So, what do I do?

and then burn this in the meantime how beautiful you invent pornographic photos every day

a dirty girl, of course she poor thing has a few flaws in her butt, there are two of them, no

dear it's better if you keep them, the butt is yours dear, this one here you know

you have never been photogenic

but it's possible that you never understand anything there is someone here who wants

Blackmail us, do you understand? Yes or no?

Blackmail us?

I found it in my mailbox this morning.

Yes, but who's to say these are us? There aren't any faces!

They don't even know the faces! They won't have any faces!

The faces will arrive one little piece at a time to increase the price of blackmail

Oh my goodness, who could it be? What can we do?

What can we do?

What can we do?

We just have to wait for events to unfold.

The police chief underlined the importance of the concept reiterated by the minister

who for his part categorically denied having made any statement on the matter

Enough, little one!

A specialty of mine

You took us for fools

You'll let me hear the news, if you don't mind.

100 people were arrested, 44 of whom were caught red-handed.

733 were reported at large and were executed...

Regarding the theft of film strips relating to films shot by some

well-known directors, we learn from the interested parties that they have established

You know how much we care about bringing together the remains of the three works in a single film

Following the news is a civil duty as well as a military one, yes yes it will be but you know

what joy blackmail kidnapping theft robbery extortion my dear every rose

I go forward to his thorns, please

Devilish lovers. Latest news from the Catanzaro Prosecutor's Office.

Sensational confession at the trial of the diabolical lovers.

Telesium Alaspina, the murderer of Renato Pinkerlone

he claimed he was forced to kill his lover's husband

with the kitchen knife

because he was blackmailed by them.

In short, you couldn't eat in peace.

This news is making everything go wrong for me.

If you really don't want to hear it, we can turn it off.

Do you think so?

Well, it would be better, right?

Why? It's just the way life goes, isn't it?

They can happen to anyone!

Well then you listen to them, I'm going to sleep.

What a shame, this is a terrible mosaic that is gradually coming together.

Only the faces are missing.

Leave it, I reply.

Ready?

Come on, let's call him now.

The two whoremongers must suffer.

Ready ready ready here is the riding school of colonio monsese we will have an opportunity

unique for her a polydrine of Indian race to tame she is interested in a

wait a moment, let's think about the whip, please

Here it is, the heads have arrived too, now it's really complete.

I'm going to South America

what else is there other than come here don't leave me alone

what else is enough with the war let's smoke the slander of peace

but at my house and dressed as an Indian his general but a stupid joke

they're joking, there's no reason to be calm here

But who could have a reason to blackmail us?

We won't let anyone blackmail us!

And you, as an Indian?

You dress just for me.

Siu...

Move right! Move right!

On the left now I said!

Intensify on the edges!

Forward, press, push, turn off, sink, break, sink, trust

Come on! Break! Push! Push!

After you

Dad, come to the post office and I'll take a nice picture of you. Come on.

Your father immortalized during the Pratto operation in historical documents

Sink! Push! Shave! Forward

Do you also want a nice photo or do you think you're not photogenic in your clothes?

What is this story you've planted?

I don't understand you. What do you mean?

Come on, stop acting!

Come on, pose, and I'll take a picture of you with all the trimmings.

We never agree to your stupid request

And I'll show the photos to dad

You won't do it

Dad, I have to tell you something.

Where are you? Is it important?

Very important! It's about things...

Let your dad work, dear.

You'll tell him what you want to tell him afterward.

There's no such rush. Come on.

Shave it off? I said shave!

Press on!

To the breakers, to the deflators, to the wreckers.

Good, well done!

Was it her? How stupid, but I should have guessed.

I hope you've sorted things out.

Of course we won't let ourselves be blackmailed by a little girl.

Yes, everything's fine, except...

Just what?

Only that...

No, no, I'm just telling you that that.

Well, for once you could dress up as an Indian.

Me dressed as an Indian? No, never.

If you don't do it, Claudia will show the photos to my husband

He doesn't listen to reason.

It'll be a bit of a brusque way of letting him know, but...

Are you kidding? He's shooting at us!

What's he shooting?

Shoot?

Who could it be at this hour?

Go and see.

There's the Bull sitting, he wants to talk to General Castor.

Aside from the fact that I am Colonel Raselli,

I think you're starting to drink a little too much, son.

I point out that I am in a bind.

Oh, doctor, you! How funny. Our doctor is full of imagination, don't you think?

Luisa? You should definitely see him tame the fillies.

You know, please, it's a really great idea and everything is so monotonous here.

Oh no, nono, a real Indian never sits on an armchair, on the floor please, just curl up.

How nice

What is it? Is it sciatic pain?

A true boss should never have anyone above his head

Down! Down, I said!

Yes, yes, yes...

Certain.

How cute, huh?

So how is General Custer?

I already killed one but there's another one around.

Another ?

Yes, someone who takes photographs

and writes notes and calls.

Ah well, it must be, he's the usual mythomaniac!

Will be.

But if he doesn't stop busting my balls

I'll make him end up like the other one.

Do you know what I did to the other one?

Well, vaguely. Very vaguely!

Come on, do something! Do something!

Eh... he was telling me, then...

I tore it to pieces!

I opened his sternum

I took out his heart

and then I ate it

still hot

Ah, Castor!

Ah, beaver!

But this asshole who writes the notes

I'll even cut off his hand

like this! Like this! Like this!

It seems right to me, very right

To General Caster, I would like a whiskey no no no alcohol alcohol has been the ruin of the Indian race

113

113 were precisely the light cavalry of Castra Linda

Bicorna I alone have skinned more than 200 but I don't have it in for her column precisely

She is the only one in this matter that has nothing to do with her and my friend and with her I want to smoke the calumaro

Fist of the takeaway!

I demand that you deliver the photos to me immediately.

Do you want the photos?

Here they are

They're all yours

The doctor always says you're a good girl

She's a whore, a filthy, wicked, dirty whore! Look here, look here!

Going to university in your underwear and giving lectures.

I made fun of you, the photographs he gave you,

but you kept the negatives and now I'm starting again...

What can we do? Now all we can do is go along with it.

Can you imagine, in your underwear? We're crazy!

My professional dignity is at stake!

University is a serious thing!

But don't talk bullshit!

A professional like me

He will never compromise himself

in the work environment

So, shall we hurry up?

But my daughter, my daughter

Why don't we think about it a little?

Well, you realize what you're asking me for, the pants, the pants I said

Well done, I'll give them back to him at the university after he's given the lecture.

Oh, professor! I was looking for all of you.

I absolutely have to speak.

How are you? Is he okay?

Good thing you met her. Come here, I have something to tell you.

Professor, I wanted to share the news from the last meeting of the teaching staff.

The teacher-student relationship is at a critical point.

They are becoming the masters of the teaching group.

University strikes, strikes and occupations, group exams, promiscuity, intolerable, believe me!

I don't know what to do anymore. I don't know where to put my hands.

You absolutely must help me, Professor. Believe me?

He's thinking about it. Don't worry, Professor.

I assure you. We'll get back to you later.

We're not taking these girls anymore. We don't know what to do. Absolutely.

Professor, you're right. You have perfectly...

Yes, but we have to...

Professor, where do you have the deed?

I'm here... here.

I don't know how to talk calmly about such an important problem.

because he understands they will end up making us lower our trousers!

Who is he telling?

Now if only she wanted to take care of it personally

if he would like to attend the discussions with us

witness all the problems that come our way every day

We don't know how to do it alone because we have to be...

Let's talk about it again, let's talk about it again, professor.

What's up?

I give up!

My two cents!

Then see you at the young people's fair!

They have already had the opportunity to verify this in detail in the laboratory several times.

as we have repeated.

Now, similarly to what I have already said for pulmonary echinococcus, we can

also have unilocular cysts and multilocular or alveolar cysts in the liver.

Unilocular echinococcus forms a cystic tumor.

The multi-ocular one...

...a hard tumor, simulating carcinoma!

But who told you to bring the patient here?

I'm not demonstrating today!

We took her to 124, the liver one.

Yes but I didn't tell you today,

I can't now, bring it to me tomorrow.

And it can't be done! The professor has to operate on this rascal today.

His stool is full of stones and when will this arrive tomorrow?

But go fuck yourself, this jinx!

Wait a minute, wait a minute! Put it here next to the teacher's desk.

Here we are. Let's move on to the practical demonstration.

We're doing well, we even had the madman.

The cyst can be felt by applying light pressure to the surface with the index and middle fingers of the left hand.

Go slowly!

After that it is struck with small, dry, light blows.

But he's a pain in the ass!

...and the index and middle fingers will feel a slight vibrational wave.

A light... vibratory wave!

Once identified, try to squeeze the cyst between the index finger and thumb of the left hand.

and tap lightly on the middle part.

It is clear that we are dealing with a patient who presents himself in an unusual condition.

And do you present yourself well?

A very rare case, this is a patient...

Patient? Fuck, I'm already pissed off, you know?

I'm sorry but the professor wants to say it right away.

He's giving a lecture on syphilis and this is the only one that...

No no, I don't do it.

I'm sorry, but the last ones are still the only ones.

We can't do anything else, the crate wants it gone!

But fuck it, and make a Borbonitisa out of it too?

And give me this sheet, please!

Please sit down.

Okay then, slippers and newspaper.

And please, get out the door. This neighbor of ours worries me a little. Bye!

Well, are you happy now? Give me the negatives.

To get the negatives the doctor has to make love to me.

this never happens if the doctor doesn't show me how to be a man at all

negatives and dad will be in format of everything you're bluffing you wouldn't be

Do you think he's capable of doing it? We'll see.

fog in the Po Valley dad and look what I found

What is it? A modern sculpture?

For me it's a piece of luck.

Or a pornographic photo!

So, enough with this nonsense!

But darling, what manners are these? What's the matter with you?

Well... in the end you have to understand it.

She is a lady of charity.

Anyway, don't worry, dad.

If you're interested, I'll try to get you some more.

Maybe more daring.

No, you're not getting anything for Dad, you understand?!

You're so nervous, darling. Claudia's joking.

I know, but I'm a little tired of jokes.

You need rest, my dear.

Do you want to join me on the big maneuvers in Sardinia?

No, dear, thank you, no. My place is here, next to her.

I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving the little girl alone.

From.

But look if this was an ass to throw away, now, the Stucas, the Stucas one more

once they hit the enemy defenses and the battle of Sicily had begun

Okay, then, little blackmailer. You'll have the doctor, but right afterward you'll hand over.

the negatives. Okay, it seems fair to me, goods against

merchandise! The doctor is not a commodity, he is a

Man with a capital M. He hasn't proven it yet, it seems to me.

little boy, little boy, you'll see what he's capable of doing, let's hope he's good

I really want to have some fun for you and the only chance to have a man

like him, if I wanted to, you'd even get me married to someone like him.

this is good the doctor who marries you because what do I miss everything not

you're a real woman but just a stupid naughty little girl this

Let him say it, you a little.

Luisa! Claudia! What's this racket?

I have to order a curfew.

Blackmailer...

Luisa, Claudia, girls, help each other prepare for departure.

In the evening I have to be in Sardinia to take command of the major maneuvers.

I feel as strong as a lion and as Garivaldi said to Nieradixio,

Here we make Italy or we die.

For me, people die.

How am I? Will he like me like this?

You look like one of those. So I'm good for him, and he's used to whores.

Then I'll tell you everything, okay? Bye!

So shall we get started?

Oh, yes, yes. For me.

Want a drink? No, thanks.

If for me I'll drink you.

I never drink when I'm on duty.

Drink if it gives you courage!

I'm ready.

So shall we play? How shall we play?

Yes, of course. You're the doctor and I'll be the patient.

Comfortable please.

I'm ill here, it hurts.

Where does it hurt?

Here in the belly, in the appendix.

What a beautiful boo!

the appendix. Entering on the left. No, not there! Further up! Ah, yes yes, it's further up

the appendix. Where do you want the appendix? My little cat, my little hen,

My dog, my kitty... Come on, let me understand. You're a doctor.

Or a vet? I'm just a boy now. Don't be hasty.

Check yourself.

I know guys like you like stockings with garters, so I wore them.

Wait!

You're not catching me!

You can't do it!

Please don't upset me.

But listen, listen... I have to tell you something interesting.

You like streptis, right?

Oh, you dirty bastard!

Do you like watching?

Come on, catch me. Catch me if you can.

Come love.

Ole!

But are you mean or are you just as naive? Things should be savored slowly, otherwise…

They don't like it. Yes, yes, you're right, you're not a stubborn person, on the contrary. Now I want

what you can do.

Please, I don't feel like running.

I want you.

My big guy is beautiful!

But... what do you want to do?

Making love to you.

Are you repeating that I didn't understand?

Making love to you.

Even stronger.

Doing MORE WITH YOU!

FARE L'MORE COM TE!

FARE LA MORE COM TEE!

FARE La MORE Com Te!

But I have no intention of making love to you like I could with a fool who

he dresses up as an Indian and walks around the city naked, does he seem serious at your age, sorry but if he does

you wanted I was joking I just wanted to have some fun then I was absolutely right you are

You don't give me anything.

Shall I give you the negatives?

I only make love with those who marry me!

Amazing, it's the same squad from the Battle of Armin!

Colonel, the striking troops refuse to advance.

What?! This is incredible!

Is it possible for me to be lacking in openness? I'll take care of it!

The nightmare is over. No one will disturb our happiness, we can see each other whenever we want,

even every day. Oh yeah? Of course, dear. And your husband? Well, he has his little soldiers,

He plays war

He has no worries, he plays war with his toy soldiers, happy. He

Let's play doctor and patient

Ola boua

Yes, darling, accept my little poledella.

Where are you going? Is your bestie here?

Who is?

But it's me! Should I undress?

Yes! Undress, undress!

Love, love!

What are you doing, undressing? You told me. I always do that.

my hunk tells me. Oh, yeah. Well, get dressed. Yes, yes, whatever you want, refined.

Yes. Undress, undress, that's how I like you.

Catch me. Catch me if you can.

No, I am the rector of the university.

A number is wrong!

Sorry, but...

What are you there?

I only make love with those who marry me, I only make love

who will marry me

I make love only with him

And I'm marrying her! But who are you marrying?

But... but... but Claudia! Claudia!

Yes, Claudia, I'm in love with her and I'm marrying her!

but I've never been so clear in my life

I'm marrying her, I'm marrying her

Well yes

yes, I'm marrying him

I'm marrying them

I'm marrying them

yes, I'm marrying him

I marry you, I marry you, I marry you.

Aside from the fact that he's not my type,

Anyway, try talking to my parents about it.

What's up?

Nothing, nothing, I just got it

a disgusting marriage proposal.

Claudio, I want to marry you.

Fickle!

You won.

I came to ask for your nana.

But dad's consent is needed.

Without his signature,

no London and no wedding.

Yes but after everything that happened

what idea will he have of me there is only one way to win him over and to be sure

welcome back

the suitcases

What have you done to yourself?

Oh, nonsense!

A good injury on the battlefield.

But I abandon myself to melancholy.

Where is my lovely Penelope?

Come on, Luisa.

Hello, Oresto.

But what is this face?

Are you still sick?

Did you take all my bags?

Look, my combat suit must be there.

You should have come with me.

I had a great time, Otter.

fighting in the woods

Dad, our neighbor wants to talk to you

and I thought I'd invite him to dinner tomorrow night

but who, the madman?

yes, him exactly

I have to notify the infirmary to be ready

there's no need dad

he has calmed down a lot lately

you can't do this crazy thing about marriage and because the doctor is and

will remain my lover you don't even like it already four those three there

you behave well you will not marry him if dad gives me consent no one

your father won't be able to stop me, he doesn't know anything

You should think about informing him so he might change his mind

Dr. to whom we owe the pleasure of your visit really wants of the

red wine doctor no thanks I've already drunk enough I mean doctor

something to dad why don't you let him talk but of course of course he also starts to

relationship my dear yes yes certainly it is a question a little

delicate here serious me and claudia

I wanted to say that at the table you should never talk about things

then he wants that glass of red wine doctor has already told you that

Yes, no, maybe it will do me some good, because as my old commander used to say, the...

For Sichetti.

The Colonel...

For SICHETTI.

Zichetti!

For SIchetti?

Yes yes, him!

The legendary commander of the Arditi!

Drink wine, it gives you courage!

Pay attention when his name is spoken!

What a blow, what pain and what hurt!

We found ourselves in the burning desert, among a thousand enemy fires,

Without water and without food, without ammunition and without fuel, without a future and without hope when

When General Persichetti found the solution that allowed us to save our lives. And how did he do it?

I'm launching a radio appeal

An appeal that gave our position and so they arrived in time to save you

No, they never arrived, the wrong position was indicated in the roll call.

It was never known whether it was intentional or accidental but the enemy moved to that

direction leaving us a free boat to pass and in the dead of night crawling

on the sand, burned by thirst and hunger, we crossed the enemy lines

Africa of 42 Barber of 69 via Africa or maybe Russia or

or Greece on Piraeus I don't remember well

Sometimes my mind gets cloudy.

Of course, this wine!

But maybe I'm in the wrong campaign?

I think you're getting the cartoon wrong.

But what does place and time matter?

The idea was brilliant because the man was brilliant.

General Persichetti was my teacher in life

and under arms...

So much dust on my boots!

They should give me the marshal's baton.

Here you go, you have the powder,

they give you the stick

and so you make your own wine.

Actually...

Stay late, you better go to sleep.

Shall we stay to keep the doctor company?

Yes, I'm really very tired.

She will excuse me.

Come and visit us whenever you want, you're very nice!

The hand, the hand!

Mr. Colonna, I ask for your hand.

Not the hand!

His daughter's hand.

Claudia's hand and to make what I am I'm in love with her and I want

marry her

fog invades Dana

I don't mind at all this doctor is a good guy girl but you will have the

twice as old as Claudia is too old for her to get better

marriages always come between people who have a good difference in

age look at our note that is I wanted

to say that this conductor is a strange guy and then with all that he has

There is little to trust.

What a good soldier he was,

He's a good soldier and a good husband too!

Look at me...

The stucas?

The Stucas.

They weren't there.

But there were the bombing planes

And if there was one thing that always terrified me

It's the bombings

So...

I hid myself

What an idiot

But are you really sure that Luisa will tell the truth to your father and will prevent the wedding?

She's too cooked to let it slip away

I would go slowly if she doesn't have the courage to talk about it all she meets married to the doctor

Luisa will speak, I'm sure of it and then

The mess I want will happen only then I will be satisfied

It suits you very well, miss.

How beautiful

Yes, I'm going to make a really good impression tomorrow.

Now give it to me, I'll make the final adjustments and bring it back tomorrow morning.

It's going to be a really great day!

You can be happy, madam, your daughter is the most beautiful bride in the city.

You're not getting married tomorrow, tell your dad it was a joke?

I'm not joking at all!

You are the one who has to tell dad that the doctor is your lover.

and that you didn't let me go to London because of him?

Only under these conditions will I renounce marriage.

You think I can't do it? I'll go to him now and tell him everything.

Come on, daddy's over there!

Orestes...

But look at the world of mollusks we live in!

The husband after having caught his wife with her rich lover

he apologizes and leaves the room.

The next day he turns to the lawyer

asking the two for compensation for moral and material damages.

What times, what squalor!

There is no sense of honor left!

The gun was needed...

Let's leave it!

And down with slashes until they were both atrocious.

Did you want to tell me something, dear?

No, no, nothing, dear. Nothing.

This wedding is a no-brainer, the groom is the bride's stepmother's lover.

beloved spouses

you have come here today to marry her of your own free will.

yes or no

I would appreciate a clear answer

At that time

you have nothing to do with it

if there is anyone who stands for this holy union

have the courage to say it right away

I repeat, this is the time to speak.

If anyone needs to speak, speak now!

Or be silent forever!

No one? So shall I go?

Shall I proceed?

Go ahead and proceed...

No, because I wouldn't want the anonymous notes to come out later,

mysterious phone calls, gossip...

So, let's banish the ping-pong, whoever has to speak, speaks!

I am waiting.

Whoever must speak, have the courage of their actions.

Did I explain myself?

But it's unheard of!

My daughter is as clear as spring water!

For goodness sake, I don't want to say but...

There is not only the past, there is also the future.

We need to think about it in time.

Sometimes, in the quiet of a domestic hearth, the most turbulent passions fester.

The most vile insane lusts!

Do you know what you hear in the confessionals?

So, make up your mind!

Here I am, really...

You see? There's someone who's opposing it.

I wanted to say that there is something virus in his wise words.

So let's postpone this ceremony until everything has been smoothed out.

Ah, enough! I order you to proceed without delay!

Wait a minute! I'm the one in charge!

Oh, them of course...

So for the last time, are you determined?

I love Claudia, Claudia loves me.

Eh, are you sure?

I'm not exaggerating, but he's quite old.

Let's say it could be his father.

I'm not even forty years old.

And does that seem like nothing to you?

Our Lord Jesus Christ,

who was who he was,

at his age he had already been dead for seven years!

But I have iron health!

Let me finish!

Doesn't she know that according to the latest world statistics

after the massacres in Vietnam and Cambodia

has the average human lifespan dropped to thirty-nine years?

So, son, don't get your hopes up.

You've already lived a year too long!

And I'm addressing you, miss.

Think about it, not for the sake of arguments.

Because she's practically a widow before she's even married.

A potential widow.

Math is not an opinion!

Well, that's enough now. Either she marries us or we go to the mayor's office.

Oh yeah? Should we put it on this level?

Let's do the blackmail. Well, I did what I could.

Are you happy?

At that time...

You, Filippo Cinti, want to take wives

and Claudia Raselli here?

Well yes!

And you, Claudia Rasselli,

Do you want to make Filippa Cinty here your husband?

No! No, stop. My husband and my lover can't do this.

Claudia, is what Luisa says true?

Yes, that's right, Dad.

But I'll kill you!

Let me speak!

If I let myself go...

You have respect for the new sacred.

Stop!

Spizia, summary, defend yourself.

There was courage.

Can I explain everything?

Colonel, you are...

Stop.

I don't have this colonel.

Lord, let them not be transformed this day.

Oresti, oresti not to do it.

Colonel, I'm going to stick you in.

I'll save it too.

I'm late.

Be careful of the ladder.

Dad don't worry it was just a joke

What a dick! A real low blow. I looked like a cuckold.

I'm leaving for London, why don't you go on that high strategy course?

Orestes, I'm ready to go if you want. My place is next to you.

Not even the honor of arms was granted to me to wash away the offense in blood.

Passengers on Flight 238 departing at 9.30am to London are kindly requested to report for boarding.

Claudia! Claudia!

Claudio, I came to say hello. Have a good trip.

Thank you.

I'm also going to London soon for a surgery conference.

Maybe if you think so we could meet there.

Maybe? London is so big!

Listen, why don't you give me your phone number?

Here you are!

HI!