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There's a house on the beach, a great place for the party, in a house

on the beach.

We'll go all night long.

There'll be music playing and bodies swaying and not another house in sight.

It's only two steps down to the nearest wave and the surf's up every night.

There's a house on the beach.

Well, it's some kind of a place, from the house on the beach, you can orbit

into outer space.

When the birds start flying, you'll start trying to spread your wings like a

dove, because the house on the beach, yeah, the house on the beach, is the

kind of house you love.

There's a house on the beach.

A great place for a party.

In the house on the beach.

We'll go all night long.

There'll be music playing and parties swaying and not another house in sight.

It's only two steps down to the nearest wave and the surf's up every night.

There's a house on the beach.

A witching time and place, from the house on the beach, you can orbit into

outer space.

When the birds start flying, you'll start trying to spread your wings like a

dove. Cause the house on the beach, yeah the house on the beach, is the kind of

house you'll love.

But my contact lenses.

Contact!

Listen, you girls get the luggage and wait here.

Did you see Jim?

Blonde kid in a green sweater.

Oh, no.

Bigger than a bread box.

Wait a minute.

What are you doing?

The swim. Come on.

Well, then do it outside and take your friends with you.

This is my house.

I don't know who you are, doll, but this house belongs to Skipper Sullivan.

And for your information, he happens to be a very good friend of my father.

Well, that doesn't give you any right to trespass on his property.

Who's trespassing?

The Skipper's letting me stay here while I go to school.

Captain Sullivan's dead.

I'm his niece, Lee Sullivan.

And he's left this house to me. The old man is dead?

Hey, the party's over.

Well, what happened to him?

He was killed in a private plane crash in Peru.

Sorry. Everybody out.

I'll see you on the beach.

It goes for you too, Charlie. The name's Adam, and I'm staying.

You can't throw us out. He's got a gentleman's agreement with the skipper.

And riding?

You claim this place is yours. Do you have the deed?

Well, no, but I will have as soon as the will's probated. Then we have just as

much right here as you have.

Look, I'm turning this into a girl's guest house.

Now, I have to get an off-campus housing permit from the college. I can't do that

with boys and girls living in the same house.

Why not?

You take one half and we'll take the other.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Now, would you mind? Look, you can't throw us out. You just can't throw us

out of here.

Quiet. Everybody knock it off. You can't do this to us.

There isn't a room in town or a bed in a dorm.

Why is school so jammed this year? They're hanging from the rafters like

bats. And that's why I let the boys move in with me this year.

Look, we're not doing this for kicks.

We know how rough it is. Last year, Toby had to go to J.C. because he couldn't

get in.

Well, it's worse this year. Let me handle it, Vern. Look, there's nothing

to handle.

Now, go over to the college and they'll find you someplace to stay. That's their

job.

Yes, sir, I congratulate the board on its decision.

I can tell you there isn't room for another student in town.

Those housing riots and sleep-ins we had last year.

Yes, sir, I know.

I appreciate your confidence.

But you can hardly hold me responsible.

I can see.

I can see it's not my fault.

Yes, sir.

Well, I'm sorry the board takes that attitude.

Yes, sir.

Goodbye.

Operator, get me the airport.

Hello, airport?

This is Dean Leroy Parker.

I want to report a jet flying over the college.

How do I know where it was? My office isn't on the roof.

Call the Air Force?

Look here. For your information, the Air Force told me if I called one more time,

they'd reactivate my reserve commission.

With the Pacific Ocean next door, why do you people have to fly over the

classrooms? This morning, the sky was so full of planes, the seagulls were

walking.

Likewise, I'm sure.

When I want you, I'll call you.

Twilliger, where have you been?

They said you wanted to see me, Chief.

The board has just passed a new resolution.

For the time being, any student who doesn't have housing will have to

transfer to another state university or wherever he can get in. The school

doesn't start for two weeks. Well, I know that.

Give us a little more time.

Now, I've told the office that no new applications for off-campus housing will

be accepted until Friday.

I want you to process any applications you have pending, but don't issue the

permanent permits.

I just got one. A guy named Adam Miller down at the beach.

All right, well, get down there and have a look at it. I was just leaving.

And, Mort, I want a heads-up job.

Now, the board's put me on notice.

No more sleep-ins.

No more demonstrations.

Do you know what that means to you?

Yeah, if you fudge it up, then I get busted.

I got you out of the physical ed department. It's up to you to stay out.

You know I gave up smoking.

Yeah, but you don't. All right, never mind that. Now you get going.

And Mort, you blow this one.

And it's back to the water buckets.

I'd love to help you, Adam, but I've got too much to lose.

What do you have to lose that the rest of us don't?

Last year, I worked in a department store because I couldn't afford to go to

college. The only reason I'm here now is because this guest house is going to pay

my way through.

Look, Lee... Adam, you're a good salesman, but you haven't got the

merchandise.

And if anything keeps me from getting this permit, why, we'll be back to men's

underwear.

When do you plan on applying?

This afternoon.

I'm sorry I'm putting you out of your room.

It's all right, Toby.

I don't mind sleeping on the floor.

Oh, Lee, I'll never go for it.

You don't know Adam. You don't know Lee.

Are all these yours?

You must love music.

I'm tone deaf.

I collect sounds.

What kind of sounds?

Well, to make some noise, I've got it on tape.

Whistles, cars, boats, traffic.

Oh, I'd like to hear them sometime.

You're putting me on.

No, I'm not, really.

I've been listening to sounds ever since I can remember.

Well, everybody thinks I'm a little dingy.

Hey, I got a lot more stuff in the rumpus room. Would you like to see it?

Great.

What's your major, drama?

Home economics.

You and a kitchen?

What's the matter with that? I love to cook.

We were made for each other, doll. I love to eat.

I'm thrilled.

Let me help you with that. You can help me by getting some of your junk out of

here.

What junk?

This junk.

Well, this one is for here.

And the second one pipes sound into every room in the house.

And the bottom one is for the outside speakers.

What kind of sound?

Well, what kind do you want?

I mean, what do you use it for?

It's my hobby.

Here, listen to this.

I used to come down here when I was a little girl.

It's really changed.

Lee.

Turn that thing off!

We'd better get out of here.

Vern's got the whole house wired. He's a sound nut.

Lee, at least give us a chance to find a place to stay.

Adam, I told you. Look, you're going to the permit office.

They won't inspect until tomorrow.

What harm would it do to let us stay tonight?

We'll split the house in half.

If I do, will you promise to leave tomorrow morning?

In writing if you want.

All right, but just for tonight Thank you.

Do you know what a permit office is?

Yes, I won't have any trouble Hey,

where's she going? To the permit office Does she know that you've already

applied? If she did she wouldn't be going down there That's kind of a

raunchy trick, isn't it?

Look Nice guys sleep on a beach.

The inspector's coming out here this afternoon.

If I get the permit first, we don't have to move. Are you going to help me or

not?

Yeah, I guess so. All right. You and Vern get the two chicks out of here

before the inspector shows.

But the room's full of their stuff.

I'll take care of that. You just get them out of here.

You are the Miller? That's right.

My name is Mort Terwilliger. I got a housing application here. Oh, I've been

waiting for you, Mr.

Terwilliger. Come on in.

I guess I better give Adam a call, huh?

Hey, Art, those are the astronauts?

Sit down, sit down, stay.

Yeah.

Big shoes.

Big shoes.

Red dress.

Red dress.

Long black stockings, old... Yes, yes, yes, we're going out. Going out.

Well, the stars are bright. We're going to rock the world tonight.

Two arms. Two arms.

Two lips.

Two lips.

She's going to thrill me to my fingertips.

She's something else. Something else.

She's just right. We're going to rock the world tonight.

We're going to shake it.

We're gonna shake it good. We'll make that old world spin.

And let my baby know that I love her so.

Cause that's the kind of a mood I'm in.

Big moon. Big moon.

Lit up.

Lit up.

Happiness is gonna fill my cup. See something else. Something else.

She's just right. We're gonna.

We're gonna shake it good.

We'll make five, four a spin.

And let my baby know that I love her so.

Oh, that's the kind of a mood I'm in.

Big mood.

Big mood.

Lit up. Lit up.

Happiness is gonna fill my cup. See something else.

Something else.

She's just right. We're gonna.

What's that?

It ain't no hammock.

Who's got this room? I want his name.

Several guys moved in today. I'm not sure which took which.

He's a 36C. That ought to make him stand out in your mind.

Some girls were staying here the early part of the summer.

It's probably left over from them.

You're sure none of the girls were left over?

Sure, I'm sure.

Let's take a look at the next room.

I'll turn this into lost and found.

Why not try missing persons?

Do you want to go in the living room? I'll take it in here.

He's still here.

I don't know yet.

You'd better keep them there awhile.

It's getting hot in here.

Close the door, stupid.

Mr. Terwilliger?

Are you all right?

What about my permit?

Permit?

Well, you haven't signed it.

Right here, Mr. Terwilliger.

Thank you.

And now, here's Sonny and Cher.

to come and see me baby all the time people see you walking down the street

they die say you were mine we used to love each other baby all that's all

well i can still remember your skin so soft it's

gonna rain

Come and see me, baby. Gave you all I had to give.

Sometimes when you left me, I didn't know if I was gonna live.

Used to watch the sun come up and the moon go down.

We used to take off our shoes and stamp our feet in the ground. Oh, yeah.

It's gonna rain.

only temporary i call they're holding up the permanent permit until friday so

this is where the storm came from show me how it works wait till the number's

over

Join me?

No, thank you.

Well, what do you think of it, Cindy?

Looks like someone hung their junkyard out to dry.

Junk? Oh, well, of course, this is just a working model.

You're looking at the finest echo chamber the recording industry has ever

seen. Is this your idea?

Well, this is my invention, kitten.

All it takes is a little guts, imaginations, and some good old American

know-how.

It figures.

Oh, no, no, honey. Not in the mic.

Over here. Into there.

You get twice the volume.

You mean I sing into this gutter? That's right.

And then what?

Well, then your voice reverbs against what I call the Kirby panel here. Named

after Shepard Kirby, no doubt.

You guessed it.

And then your voice goes through the enlarger and into the chamber and out of

the chamber into the mic.

And then into the tape, and it'll revolutionize recording.

You can sound like one voice, or you can sound like a hundred voices.

It'll do away with groups, do away with choruses.

And the echo, ah, like the Grand Canyon.

Now, hearing is believing. Let's try a tape.

Oh, and there's just one thing you've got to promise me.

Don't say a word about this to anybody.

Not until my patents come through. Right?

If you won't, I won't.

Send him alone.

Take one.

Go, go, girl!

Run.

Run away from him before you lose your way.

Run.

Run away from him.

You've heard what people say about him. You know he's the kind that

should to take you by the hand. And he will make you

fall in love with him. And then he's gone.

So run.

Run away from him.

Before you ever start, run, run away

from him.

You know he'll break your heart and laugh at your tears as he throws

away the pieces just as he did mine.

So run, run away from him.

He didn't mind So run, run away from him While there's still

time Run, run away

Run, run away from him, before you lose your way.

Run, run away from him, you've heard what people

say about him. You know he's the kind that should take you

by the hand, and he will make you wrong.

Run away from him

revolutionize the industry?

Oh, that's the racket outside, kitten. This is a great song.

It sounds like Frankenstein's mating call.

You're the biggest phony I ever met. You never were in the record business.

Not in the business.

I got the first record I ever made.

Look at this.

I, uh, just had a few reverses, kitten. You've been in reverse all your life.

Oh, no, no, not that door.

Oh, now, baby.

Don't walk out on me.

It was a record you were going to make.

Remember?

Operator, get me the nearest police station.

trying to do? Bring the whole neighborhood down on us?

Don't look at me.

Your friend Marcy's been playing with Vern's rig.

How'd you make out on a permit?

Oh, I didn't.

They won't even take an application until Friday.

Well, don't worry about it.

I got one.

You got one?

What right have you got to take a permit out on my house?

It is in your house until you get the deed.

That's only a technicality.

Any old technicality in a storm.

And, baby, it's cold outside.

Did you see this afternoon's paper?

There's a statement in there from the Board of Trustees.

Any student who can't find a place to live has got to find himself another

college.

Why, you... No, where are your pretty little head?

We're letting you girls stay on.

You are the lowest of the low.

I just try to do the best I can.

Well, this time it's not enough.

I'm going back to the permit office. Go ahead. You can explain the whole

situation to them. You can call it, I was a teenage chaperone.

Look, why don't you make the best of it?

We'll sleep in here.

You girls can sleep in the bedroom.

What could be fairer than that?

You want me to tell you?

Answer it, Zen Mother.

Yes,

officer? Are you the owner here?

Yes, I am. Your name, please.

Lee Sullivan.

Miss or Mrs.? Miss.

What's the matter?

One of your neighbors has filed a complaint against you. You'll be

notified when and where to appear.

What kind of complaint?

Disturbing the peace, wild parties.

That's ridiculous. There haven't been any wild parties here.

You'll have a chance to explain in court, Miss.

May I ask who filed the complaint?

Your new neighbor. It's all on there. Shepard Kirby is his name.

Who's he?

They tell me he's lecturing at the college this year.

Vern, this side.

Marcy, you get in the hall.

All right, now here's the setup.

When the lights go out at night, this goes up.

We sleep in there, you sleep in the bedrooms.

In between, the iron curtain.

Now, anyone of either sex who crosses it before breakfast, out.

What if someone walks in their sleep? Just keep right on walking. Nobody

crosses the iron curtain. That's the deal I made with Lee.

Wanted to see me, Chief?

Did you issue this temporary permit?

Yeah. Well, you told me to go down there.

Did you know that a girl tried to apply for a guest house permit at the same

address yesterday?

What girl?

I don't know what girl. My secretary didn't get her name. She just told her

we weren't accepting applications until Friday.

Then we're okay.

We're not okay if boys and girls are living in the same guest house.

Nothing but boys, Archie.

Did you find anything suspicious?

Nothing at all?

Well?

What's this?

Well, it ain't a saddle blanket for a camel.

I know that, you idiot.

Where did you find it?

It was on the floor of one of the kids' closets.

Aha!

Hanky-panky. They said it was leftover from last summer.

Today's leftover is yesterday's main dish.

I want you to conduct the investigation.

See what's going on. And for once, keep it quiet.

If there's anything out of line, we'll expel them before school opens.

Now, here's what I want you to do.

Take all the time you want. Try and keep...

Please get me Cranford Air Base.

That's a jet fighter.

They can't fool an old bombardier.

Keep bugging the Air Force, they're going to zero in on you, Chief.

They'll never take me back. Not at my age.

Thank you.

Cranford Air Base.

This is Dean Leroy Parker.

Get me the CO.

Well, go on. Don't just stand there. Get cracking.

Hello, Major.

I want to report one of your jets flying over our college.

Major?

Major?

Why, that miserable...

This

is Lieutenant Colonel Leroy Parker.

Let me speak to General Coleman.

Well, hello.

Hello.

Entree, boo.

Thank you.

My name is Lee... My name is Lee Sullivan.

Chef Kirby.

Oh, excuse me.

I have to be careful of dilution.

I was just having my lunch.

Would you care to join me?

No, thank you.

I'm on a diet. No olives.

Now, what can I do for you?

Well, there's been a complaint filed against me.

Well, as of now, the complaint department is closed.

Well, it's about the noise last night.

Last night?

You're too modest. Do you know what that racket last night cost me?

Just a hit record at the top of the charts, that's all.

As a matter of fact, you put me out of business.

I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Kirby.

That little session here yesterday was my last chance to get back in the big

time.

Well, I thought you were a professor at the college.

Oh, that's just a lecture course in popular music.

Oh, you're a musician.

Among other things.

Singer. Songwriter, record company.

Fanfare is the name of my outfit.

Was the name. We went broke.

They took everything but the clothes I'm wearing and the only tape recorder in

the world that's tone deaf.

Well, we're really very sorry about the noise and Vern's taking all of his tape

recorders out of the house tomorrow.

All of his tape recorders?

Mm-hmm. And we'll be so quiet over there you won't even know we're there.

If you'll just cancel the complaint. How many's he got?

How many?

Tape recorders.

Oh, a whole room full. You see, if the college finds out there's been a

complaint made... Well, why don't we go over and have a look at this stuff?

Stuff? Tape recorders.

Oh.

Well, um, I'd love to show you.

Why don't you come over in about a half an hour?

Well, what's the matter with right now?

If I'm going to teach, I should get familiar with how the students live,

right?

This is a real professional layout you've got here. Better than I've seen

in some recording studios.

On tape, I can do anything they can do.

Well, I'll bet you can. As a matter of fact, I'm going to give you a chance to

show your stuff.

Can I get you anything, Mr. Kirby? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, do you have any gin?

I think the girls have a bottle.

Vermouth? No.

Good, I'll take a martini.

Mind buying something?

Hey, what are you doing?

What's it look like I'm doing? I'm making a cake.

Move it, doll.

It makes me very nervous when anybody watches me in my kitchen.

Oh, hey, where's Toby? She went down to register, but she'll be right back.

I took that on a portable.

Let me put it on a pre-recorded stereo.

What group is this? The astronauts.

Say, they're all right.

Well, they're up at the wheel. I taped them yesterday.

Would you like to go up and hear them?

I don't see why not.

I'm off my diet.

Well, this is mighty friendly of you folks.

Oh, Mr. Kirby, about the complaint.

Oh, we've forgotten about that. I didn't know the situation here.

We have to cancel it with the police.

Don't worry about it, kitten. Don't give it another thought. Soon as I get home.

Hey, you!

What are you, some kind of a peeping Tom or something?

What are you doing here?

You're disturbed.

You ought to see a psychiatrist.

You're getting me very nervous.

useful.

What are you doing with that?

Who's Queen Kong?

The cook.

She goes home nights.

I'd rather do it myself.

Gee, I'm sorry this happened, Mr. Terwilliger.

I didn't know you were bringing my permit out here.

What permit?

I'm rechecking the cages in this zoo.

The housing inspector.

Get out of here.

Miller!

What do you think you're doing?

Nothing, Mr. Terwilliger.

Why don't you inspect the other rooms? One of the boys is changing.

I've been 10 years in boys' phys ed. You think you got something in there I ain't

seen before?

You'll have to hold it, Mac. Full house.

Who was that?

Uh, just one of the boys. A freshman.

They get smaller every semester.

That isn't the astronauts.

Well, maybe they closed last night.

Can you get a decent martini in this place? Just coffee and beer.

Oh, I'm trapped.

Would you rather go back?

Oh, I'm only kidding.

Go on then.

Well, what do you think?

Oh, I wouldn't mind using them.

You think you'll be going back into the recording business, Mr. Kirby?

Not as a manufacturer, Kitty. The only way is to put the artists on tape and

then sell the tape to the highest bidder. With a little luck, you can

still make a killing.

Do you want to tape the astronauts?

If I can find them. Why don't I ask the owner if he knows where they went?

Will you do that for me, Jim? Sure.

Would you like to dance, Mr. Kirby?

That's dancing?

So do you mind if we do? No, go ahead.

She doesn't want to be alone.

I'll always remember.

Saturday night, the late train from Memphis rolled into sight.

Down from the Pullman, so sweet and so rare, came one lovely woman

with long yellow hair.

And her hair hung down, and her hair hung down her back, and my heart went

tick-a-tick-a-tick-a-tack. Like Charlie Joe and Jimmy Jimmy Jack, my heart went

tick-a-tick-a-tick-a-tack.

Her blue eyes were smiling, bright as can be.

I got the message when she looked at me.

We met at the cypress, down by the creek.

That's why I'm weary, that is why I'm weak. I could have loved her

like brandy and wine, but I was the last one, the last one in line.

Now I know a secret I'll pass on to you.

A yellow-haired woman can never be true.

And a hair hung down and a hunger down the back. And my heart went tick, tick,

tick, tick, tack. Like Charlie, Joe, and Timmy, Timmy, Jack.

My heart went tick, tick, tick, tick, tack.

But I'm not unhappy.

That's how it goes.

Sometimes you find.

A rose ain't a rose.

I'm here to tell you, I found out she lied.

That the hair of that yellow-haired woman was dyed.

And her hair hung down and hung down her back. And my heart went tick, a tick, a

tick, a tack. Like Charlie, Joe, and Jimmy, Jimmy, Jack. My heart went tick,

a tick, a tick, a tack. A tick, a tick, a tick. A tick, a tick, a

tick, a tick, a tick, a tack.

Really good, Mr. Kirby.

Correction, kitten. I'm great. And I've got a house full of unsold records to

prove it.

I asked Doc about the astronauts. He gave me their address.

Oh, thanks, Jim.

Hey, this isn't far. You want to take a ride over?

Sure. Why not?

These are the only complaints involving students. Three.

And quite enough, seeing that school doesn't even start for another week.

Send Twilliger in here, on the double.

Thank you, officer.

Thank you very much.

That's all right. Anything I can do? No, not a thing.

See you next Thursday.

What are you doing in that getup?

I had to take my clothes to the cleaners.

Did you inspect that guest house at the beach?

Yes, sir. And? Like I said, only boys living there.

Oh.

Then how do you explain this?

What? This complaint was issued yesterday.

Disturbing the peace, wild parties.

Miss Lee Sullivan answered the door and told the officer that she was the owner

of the house and apparently one of its occupants.

I've been out there twice, Chief.

Do you know?

Who filed that complaint?

Mr. Kirby, a new member of the faculty.

Now, how would you like to explain that one at the next staff meeting?

What are we going to do?

Well, first, we will have a little talk with Mr.

Kirby. Come on.

Anybody home?

Must be up.

A sterling addition to the faculty.

Smells like rubbing alcohol.

Too much vermouth.

What are you doing?

I don't taste no vermouth.

Put that away!

Well, Edgar, you're an oaf!

Now clean up all that mess and let's get out of here.

Why don't we just go down and raid the kids' house?

Well, what would that prove?

There's no rule against girls having boys in or boys having girls in.

No.

We'll surprise them with the crack of dawn tomorrow.

Armando style.

And if they're all sleeping in there, we'll lower the boom.

I'll clean all that up. You wait for me outside.

I'm late, aren't you?

Not very.

I was with Mr. Kirby.

What are you doing out here?

Waiting for you, as a matter of fact. I was going to ask you to have dinner with

me.

Aren't you a little out of character?

I'm showing my better side.

Besides, there's nothing left to eat in the kitchen.

What do you say?

You're sweeping me off my feet.

I'll take you down to the beach.

We'll look at the sunset.

I knew there was a catch.

The gods of love have told me someday

there would be a certain someone they

would find specially for me.

They told me she would be here and to

wait upon...

I'd know her at a single glance if I looked in

her eyes.

Gods of love have found you and sent you

straight to me.

You're everything I ask them for,

like they said you'd be.

How nice that they are friends of mine.

We work hand in glove.

Now every day I'll live, I'll say, thanks to

the God.

How nice that they are friends of mine, and we

work hand in glove.

Now every day I live, I'll say,

thanks to the guy...

Where are you going?

Nowhere. I just wanted to kiss you goodnight.

You know, as much as I hate to admit it, we really had a lovely evening.

Likely.

I think we'd better go in now.

All right.

But don't turn the light on.

You'll wake my team.

as extra boys come from. What do you think you're doing?

They had no place to stay. What else could I do?

I could tell you, but it'd be wasting my time.

Now I know why you wanted me out of the house.

That's not true.

Why lie about it?

All right, it is true.

When these girls... Girls?

What girls?

Well, there are some girls staying in the bedrooms.

Well, they're about to wake up. Oh, don't make a federal case out of it. But

you can bunk with Toby and Marcy for one night. Why should I? They won't be here

long. You know it.

That really does it. Now hear this.

The Iron Curtain has...

Why did you let that louse bring those kids in here? We couldn't help it. They

didn't have anywhere to go.

One more trick like this and that'll go for all of us.

If only he hadn't gotten that permit.

It's only temporary.

Yeah, but they're already here. What can we do?

She means the permit.

Vern told me.

What are we talking about?

The permit.

Vern says it's only temporary.

Adam can't get the permanent one till tomorrow.

What if I got there first?

I own the house.

They'd have to give it to me.

Not if Adam beat you to it.

He won't.

If you help me, we'll have this house to ourselves by tomorrow night.

Come on, girls, wake up. It's time to get up.

Why don't we call the whole thing off?

Not a chance. This is kind of a dirty trick to play on those kids.

It's them or us. Hey, can you sit me up?

Hey,

let

me out of here.

Let me out of here.

Hey, ow, ow, what is this?

Open up.

Open this door.

Open up.

Open up.

Thank

you.

Thank you.

The Iron Curtain...

Let me out of here.

Let me out of here.

Do you know who you just chased out of here?

It had to be the dean. I never forget a voice.

Shut up, Miller.

Now listen to me.

The permit for off-campus housing is revoked.

But that's not fair. I own that house.

The university is not taking the house away from you, Miss Sullivan.

It's merely placing it off-limits to students.

Is that clear?

Mr. Parker, it's my fault. Miller, I told you to shut up.

There'll be no more discussion.

As of now, you're all suspended from the university.

On Monday, I'll place your cases before the board, recommending expulsion for

all of you.

I'm sure the board will see it my way.

That's all.

Dismissed.

I'll take you down to the infirmary.

A little alcohol will open those eyes.

Yes?

I didn't call the Air Force operator.

Oh, they did.

Very well, put them on.

I don't suppose it does much good to say I'm sorry.

It was just as much my fault as it was yours.

What are you going to do now?

Cell house?

Oh, no. No, I couldn't do that.

And in walked the mighty shepherd.

Well, this is a happy little group.

I thought you'd be all steamed up over the session Monday.

What session are you talking about?

We're recording Monday.

I'm sorry, Mr. Kirby. If I'm going to get into a new school, I'll have to be

long gone by Monday.

Well, what's this?

What's happened?

We were raided last night. We're being expelled on Monday.

Who raided you?

Dean Parker.

What for?

For having boys and girls living in the same house.

Oh.

Now, wait a minute.

School hasn't started yet.

Let me talk to Parker.

It won't do any good, Mr. Kirby.

Oh, honey, you've never seen me pitch.

Now, everybody just stay right here when I see Parker.

Dean Parker?

Second Lieutenant Parker.

I didn't know you were in the Air Force.

I was in the Reserves.

Those chickens, they pulled me back in so they could bust me from Colonel.

I wanted to talk to you about the house Miss Sullivan owns, Lieutenant.

Uh, Dean.

I'm sorry.

Well, that's out of my jurisdiction.

We've got to do something about it. Oh?

Well, then speak to Twilliger.

It's up to him.

Frankly, I don't care what you do.

Would you send Mr.

Terwilliger in here, please?

Ah, Mr.

Terwilliger. Good of you to come.

I've been discussing the Sullivan case with the dean.

He's placed the entire matter in your hands.

He had a lot of good things to say about you, Mr. Terwilliger. The dean felt that

perhaps he'd been too harsh with the young people.

I explained that I was opening my place to the boys.

in view of the housing shortage.

Now, the situation at the Sullivan house is purely temporary.

So the dean suggested that we tear up the charges.

Now, if you'll just make out a permit for Miss Lee Sullivan and one for my

place, Mr. Shepherd Kirby, I'll take them with me.

Oh, better yet, we're having a recording session at my place Monday. Why don't

you come over as our guest and bring the permits with you?

Are you sure he's going to be on time?

Don't worry about it, kitten.

Terwilliger's on his way.

Ready, Vern?

Ready here.

Ready, girls?

Yes.

Toby and Marcy, take one.

and brown once they were green

leaves beautiful green leaves how sad

they must fall to the ground

too bad they can't stay now

they're blowing

if you please there's no use in grieving

for the

Beautiful.

Who's that running down the street?

A kissing every girl he'll meet.

You just can't catch those flying feet. Well, look out.

It's Little Speedy Gonzales.

Yeah, Little Speedy Gonzales.

Well, he's a legend at 21.

And everybody knows what he's done.

He's kissed more girls than Peter Gunn. So look out.

Speedy Gonzales.

Yeah. Little Speedy Gonzales.

You might as well admit it. You just can't win by the time you see him

coming. He's already been.

I said you better stay awake and not doze. He's still your baby from right

under your nose.

Cause nobody knows when he comes and goes. So look out.

Little Speedy Gonzales.

Yeah. Little Speedy Gonzales.

Now, if you're on a date, you better beware.

Because you can bet that Little Speedy is there.

If you see a blinding flash and hear a rush of air, well, look out.

It's Little Speedy Gonzales.

Yeah.

You just can't win by the time you see him coming. He's already been.

Oh, yeah.

That's Speedy Gonzalez.

That's Speedy Gonzalez.

Everything I asked them for, like they said you'd be.

How nice that they are friends of mine, and we work

hand in glove.

Now every day I live, I'll say,

thanks to the guy.