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Go!

(OPENING THEME PLAYING)

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

(ALARM BLARING)

Little bro, I'm breaking you out of here.

ROBIN: Not so fast, Cinderblock.

What?

The Teen Titans?

(CHUCKLING) You guys look awesome.

I know, it's the wind.

It really has a dramatic effect on our capes and hair.

Sure does, but what about that dude?

Capes are for magicians.

And besides, I went bald at 3 years old.

I've told him a million times,

capes and hair are essential

for superheroes to look cool in the wind.

CYBORG: Whatever, man.

Where's this wind even coming from?

RAVEN: Yeah, we're inside of a building.

But I picked this spot because it's near a vent.

All heroes must be prepared.

Oh, can I get in that wind?

Move over, squeeze the breeze.

Sorry, wind is for heroes!

(GRUNTS)

Zappy-zap!

Ah, back pain in shades of green.

Now to finish this guy off.

Man, hold up, I got some bird dookie on me.

Man, forget you guys, and your wind.

I'm getting my brother, and I'm getting out of here.

Gonna make like an egg and crack your wall.

Yeah, hard boiled. Over medium. Sunny side up.

Little bro, I'm coming.

There you are.

Oh, little bro, bathing in your undies again.

We gotta get you some pants.

Is this zebra or leopard print on the wall?

(CHUCKLES) It's beautiful either way.

Dad's not gonna be happy about this.

You know how he feels about taking long baths.

Whoo!

Man, you let him get away 'cause you had to wipe bird dookie off your shoulder?

Maybe, now you'll consider wearing a cape to prevent these things.

Man, I ain't wearing no cape!

Beast Boy and Starfire don't wear a cape!

Yes, but they have hair and skirts to blow in the wind.

Yeah, but can they make their head bigger like this?

We can all make our head bigger like this.

Yeah, well, can you make milk come out of your eyeball like this?

(GRUNTS)

(MEOWING)

May I have some of the eye milk?

Uh-uh. Not my eye milk.

Guys, stop fighting.

Cyborg, have you considered other things besides a cape?

You can get a scarf, hammer pants,

a big hat, a wig, a poncho, a long shirt.

Anything that flows, so you can look better.

What do you say, Cyborg?

No way, I'm done. I'm not gonna be part of this.

(BOTH HUFFING)

So, you're just gonna walk away?

Yeah, I'm gonna walk away.

If you were walking away, you'd be going further away but you're not.

Yeah, well, look at you

just shifting up and down, side to side.

You're the same size and proportion to my head.

On the count of three, let's turn around

and see if we're really walking away from each other.

One, two, three!

I knew you weren't walking away!

I was walking away further than you were!

I saw you, you were standing right there!

Nah, I was totally walking away.

You're in the exact same spot!

Enough about my spot!

Maybe, I don't want a cape. Maybe, I want a moustache.

Here we go again with the moustache.

Next time you see me, I'm gonna have a moustache!

(STUTTERING) Moustache?

BEAST BOY: For what's worth, Robin, your cape looks amazing.

ROBIN: Thank you.

I just wish Cyborg would understand that.

(CAR HORNS HONKING)

(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)

I'm holding a baseball.

I'm holding a kitten cat.

I'm holding an onion.

CINDERBLOCK: Dad!

What is it? This better be important.

I was in the middle of pretending to hold things.

Found him, Dad. He was in the bath, again.

(HISSING)

(MUFFLED) Yeah, so what? I like talking baths.

What have I told you about staying in the bath too long?

Now show me your fingers, son.

What? They're not that bad, Dad.

They're fine. Look at 'em.

They're pruny.

And now, because of your bath-time arrogance,

you too shall be turned into a prune,

like this one, I pretend to hold in my hand.

No, no!

(GRUNTS)

You were right, Father.

And now I shall live rest of my life as a big prune.

Beast Boy, I've been attempting to make a dish

that tastes like the butt.

-Tell me what you think. -(GRUNTS)

(GAGGING)

(GROANS)

Congratulations, that tastes just like butt.

Joy!

(BEEPING)

Please, tell me if it tastes like the butt?

Not now, I'm in the middle of something very important.

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Do you want to taste the butt pudding, Robin?

ROBIN: I don't wanna eat your butt food.

Is there something the wrong?

ROBIN: My cape hasn't billowed since Cyborg left.

Do you think he'll ever come back?

I'm sure he will come back.

Whoo! I ain't never going back!

Told him I wasn't gonna put on a cape,

he kept putting that cape on me.

BOTH: Yeah, no capes!

I hope you're right, Star.

But now, I've got to do something

I should've done a long time ago...

Like steal everything out of Cyborg's room!

Knock, knock. Ooh, nobody's home.

Ah, football, I'll take that. Ooh, computer looks good.

Oh, I'll take that golden back-stretcher, there.

Ooh, look he's got that sweet zebra print,

it's really popular.

Oh, wait, is that leopard?

Ew, why does he have a picture of me?

What a creep.

I do kind of miss him. I'll never forget that day.

He really brought the little scamp out of me,

just ruffling my hair like that.

We did make a good team.

(ALARM BLARING)

I wasn't stealing anything from Cyborg's room.

No, somebody broke into the prune juice factory.

I just hope we can stop 'em without Cyborg.

Hmm.

Yeah! Prune juice!

(GRUNTS)

Time to get pruny!

(GURGLING)

ROBIN: Drop the prune juice.

(GROANS)

It's over, Prune Guy.

Hey, look, it's like a telescope.

I see you guys. Now you're gone.

There you are. Now you ain't.

There you is. Now you gone.

-Ah, that was fun. -(CRASHING)

Let me guess, you stayed in the bath too long.

Yeah, so what? I like baths!

Come on, cape, let's go! (GRUNTING)

So how did my cape look, Prune Guy? Was it going?

Forget your cape.

I'm about to get pruny on you!

Now I have made you the telescope.

That's so cool.

You can see right through me.

Now you can't. Now you can. Now you can't

(LAUGHING)

Enough games. This ends now!

(GRUNTING) I don't have any super powers,

but I'm gonna wrap you with a string.

Just keep wrapping you.

Round and round it goes.

It's like a kite, guys. Like a kite.

Can you see the yellow and the black?

Look at that flowing movement. (LAUGHS)

(GRUNTS) Keep wrapping...

(GROWLING)

(THUDS)

(YELLING)

See, we were still able to take this prune down without Cyborg.

Yeah, but without Cyborg, your cape hangs all limp-like.

Don't talk about his cape.

ROBIN: Oh, no, guys,

it doesn't look like this is over.

(GROWLING) Loony prunes!

(ALL GASPING)

(GROWLS)

Let's get out of here.

(THUDDING)

-(STARFIRE SCREAMS) -(ROBIN STRAINING)

(SCREAMS)

You guys hold the door,

I'm going to run for my life.

This is all my fault.

I shouldn't have fought with Cyborg about a stupid cape.

I wish he was here.

PRUNE GUY: Instead of Cyborg, will a prune-crab do?

-(GASPS) -(GURGLING)

(BUBBLING)

PRUNE GUY: Time for a prune-bath.

(GRUNTS AND EXCLAIMS)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

(GURGLING)

(SIGHS) Thanks, Cyborg.

You don't have to have a cape to be a great hero.

I know that, now.

I know, dude. That's why I grew this moustache though, you like it?

I don't like it.

All right, I'll shave it.

(LAUGHING) What?

Man, your cape's going strong, bro.

Thanks to you.

Now let's take these prunes down.

BOTH: Formation "Run up walls for no reason."

(BOTH GRUNTING)

PRUNE GUY: Oh, no!

(PANTING)

Man, that dude is filthy.

I know, does he ever take a bath?

-(ROBIN LAUGHS) -Ah, I love baths.

ROBIN: Hey, uh, are we cool?

If we weren't, would we be playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, right now?

(CHUCKLING) Yeah, one, two, three...

BOTH: Rock!

-All right. Two out of three. -Okay.

BOTH: Yeah, one, two, three... Rock!

Oh, man, you did "rock" the last time.

Right, thought I was gonna throw scissors?

-Yeah, one, two, three... -BOTH: Rock!

Joy! They are back to the happy-friend times.

Yeah, they are.

(RAVEN LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)

That show was so good!

I know, it's even better than I remembered.

ALL: Let's watch another one! Yay!