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You know what's more powerful than a gun?
An audience.
Now they say content is king, and it is.
Every scroll, every share, every view, that's power.
An algorithm that rewards authenticity.
And nothing's more authentic than having nothing left to lose.
We found each other through a common belief, a passion, that there was no
other option.
is is
You really united us.
It was a common pain.
A pain that revealed the truth.
In a country you fought for.
may not fight for you.
Or that following the law might mean failing your family.
The grief, it doesn't end.
It just shows you what you're willing to become.
And when justice isn't given.
near the Clemente Bridge and a man just left an open duffel bag on the street
with a device in it.
Like with wires in it.
My kids walked right up to it.
I smoke now, but I never get lousy. Puck said he wants 16 for the pound, but I'm
trying to get it under a rack like Saudi. I stopped watching, my damn, is
it cloudy?
Four rings, never gained with the algae. Girls like Foreman. I put my money where
my mouth is, and I don't want to start. Just tell me. What would I want without
a guy who'd get flack? Argue a thousand times, it's all jokes, and the tears
come out your eyes. You're the haters, hate me, I'm a son. I hear the tears be
sold out.
Blue is for blanks, right?
It's all shock and awe today.
I'm going to switch to red if I signal.
It's a soft target. No one has to get hurt.
I need that. I need that. I need that.
Nice work.
Emergency response.
Tire's here.
All department laying her at locker with a $15 rice cooker.
Aww.
Boy, are you ready? Yeah, I'll bet.
Alright, let's make some content.
Let me break some numbers down for you. Odds of buying your first home in this
country, 3 out of 10.
Lowest number since 1950.
Odds of earning a six-figure salary, two out of ten.
Becoming a millionaire, one in a hundred.
All right, start the cop clock. Oh, shit.
Oh, golden girls, all right. All right, let's move. Go, go, go.
Shit, save something and go for it.
I'm in the safe.
Hey, you good?
You get the safe?
Whoa, yo, boss.
Huh?
Oh, my God.
Congratulations. You know, is it a boy or a girl?
It's a boy.
Take a seat.
I'll give you your call.
You're gonna be safe, okay?
There's a step that'll blow your mind.
The success rate of armed robberies, specifically getting the cash out the
door, is 90%. You've all been amazing. Five stars.
Woodbob again.
Nine out of ten.
Think about that.
Louise explains to the frightened patrons what the FDIC is and why their
hard-earned money is sick.
Action.
Federal. You got it. Federal.
Come on, buddy. I don't believe it. Do you believe it? Come on. I don't feel
it. All right. Take two.
Come on. I believe it. Come on. Here we go.
Do you want to make it rain less next time? Like fucking 20 grand.
This means, statistically, you're far more likely to live your entire life
below the poverty line than you are to get caught stealing your way out from
under it. Right on schedule. Keep it moving.
With the rest of life's odds so mercilessly stacked against you, I'm not
10 stars to sound like a pretty safe bet.
So why not take your chance? Getting away with it can be tricky. So let us
show you how.
So this is
beyond viral at this point.
30 million unique viewers in the U.S. under 30.
So that's how many eyeballs are seeing that we can't do our job.
I am five years from retirement, and I'll be damned if this shit stain of an
investigation is the last thing I'm remembered for. Now, we have five agents
on this case.
We have the full resources of the federal government, and you're telling
me these clowns are outsmarting us.
61 felonies, 15 banks, over three months, and not one of you has given me
a single actionable thing. Not one thing. So put some fucking pepper on it.
time to be my usual charming self. So you just have to tell everyone how fun
and easygoing I am.
Yeah, I'll do that. So there was one thing we tried to explore. It was a
little outside the box.
Maybe a long shot. It was another case, local woman. She's an associate
professor at CMU, teaches computer engineering. She's also an independent
software developer.
And she made this very unique program called FIPOS.
What does FIPOS do?
It's basically a wide net social media wiretap.
You're Reagan Gardner?
Yeah.
I'm Special Agent John West with the FBI.
I was wondering if I could speak to you for a moment. Do you mind if I come in?
I'm a little busy.
You don't smell busy.
That's incense.
I'm not here about your incense.
I'm not with the DEA. I'm with the FBI.
I'm with the Bank Robbery Division.
Well, I couldn't even go across the street for a cup of coffee, man. I
should have held it in a bank.
It would be impressive if you did under house arrest. What's it been, 10 months
now? Uh, 10 and a half, actually. Look, I just have a couple questions.
If we could do this inside, that would be great.
Is there anyone else here with you today?
Uh, me and Morpheus.
Who's Morpheus?
My guinea pig.
Ah.
My gejiga.
Of instant coffee?
No, thanks.
Kind of a coffee stop.
So you want to cut to the chase?
Let me cut to the chase.
I just said that. I know.
So cut. I'm trying.
You have a Cheeto in your hair.
Distracting. Um, so I came here today to talk to you about this program you
invented called FIPOS.
Yeah, what about it?
I understand it's a very powerful program and some dangerous people use it
to track down the home address of a federal judge.
And then they try to burn that judge's house down with him in it. Is that
right? So what? Is this like some cool new service you guys provide where you
show up at people's apartments and remind them why they've been arrested?
Is that what your program does?
Finds people that don't want to be found?
Connects people that don't want to appear connected?
Hey, man, I can't control what people do with it, all right? I didn't mean for
anything bad to happen. That's not why I made it.
Why'd you make it?
It doesn't matter, okay? I don't need a lecture.
I get it. I'm grounded.
I'm bad.
So does it work?
Obviously it works. That's why I'm not allowed to leave my apartment, sir.
I've created a dangerous weapon.
So how does it work?
I mean, it's based in common, it works.
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Uh, it's kind of like facial recognition, except it scans for
combinations of objects and photos and then it...
Combs the web for matches and locations.
So FIPOS, what is that? Is that a technical term?
Fuck you, piece of shit.
Excuse me?
Oh, no.
FIPOS. That's what it stands for.
Ah. Fuck you, piece of shit. Uh-huh.
Uh, okay. Um, this is a little embarrassing.
I was going through a pretty bad breakup, and... I kind of got
stuck in this, like...
Desperate 72-hour rabbit hole trying to track down my ex. So, yeah, that's why I
wrote the code. Which is stupid, because who even cares where that insecure,
petulant, double-dipping man-child even is, you know? I don't.
I did, obviously, but I no longer do.
I'm over it.
Yeah, it seems like it.
So, you can get Fipos up and running again, and you can come help us use it,
right?
What?
In exchange, we would drop all your charges.
Shut up.
Get you all your things back.
Your cell phone, internet.
You know, your whole life's work here.
You can get back at it. Get that thing off your ankle.
You can go across the street and get your own favorite cup of coffee.
Come on, what do you say?
I don't know, man.
This whole thing's a little weird.
Yeah. You come over here, and you tell me it's not dangerous, and it's not
illegal, and you want me to come work for the FBI?
With the FBI.
Whatever, man. My point is, you know, it's, like, suspicious.
I get it. You're a little paranoid.
I'll tell you what.
Here's my card.
I'm going to get out of here before I get a contact high, but when you make up
your mind, give me a call.
It was nice to meet you, Reagan.
Thank you for your time.
Don't get up. I'll see myself out.
What do you think, Morph?
Do you want to go work for the FBI?
Makes perfect.
Nothing but net.
You spend four years in college practicing for a career. You spend the
next 40 years practicing poverty.
Work, pay, survive, repeat.
Look at that sauce.
Oh, count it. M1.
Enough.
Every month, same payment. Every year, same balance.
Tired of playing their game?
Coming through! Join our team. You can practice being your victim, or you can
practice robbing a bank.
The more you do it, the better you get.
I'll see you on the court.
Jam to reverse, you punch the gas, you crank the wheel all the way to the left,
okay? Reverse punch back, got it. It's like Grand Theft Auto, right? No, it's
not. It's not like Grand Theft Auto, okay? Because that's a video game, and
this is real life, alright? So get ahead and come on.
So is sex. You should try it sometime.
Okay. All right.
Yeah,
he's hard.
Get a call.
Give me a sec.
Sorry, sorry. Excuse me.
All right.
Five more reps.
There won't be any time left.
That's the point. Let's go. Come on.
What do you mean?
All good?
Yeah, grandma needs you out of the doctor tomorrow.
And I gotta get my mom out of this bullshit with her boss.
Whatever, it doesn't... It doesn't matter.
It's family stuff.
Your family depends on you.
This is only gonna get more dangerous.
You'll be absolutely sure why you're in.
They are why I'm in.
Good.
How much are we at now?
900? Million?
Yeah.
All right, that's a lot.
It is a lot.
I mean, that's views across all platforms.
All right, so that's our own episodes. It's reaction videos.
It's the news coverage over the last three months. I mean, it's everything.
How's the engagement?
Reaction's good.
The velocity's insane. I mean, our last upload got half a million views in less
than an hour.
Never thought I'd be getting internet famous cosplaying a bunny.
All right, well, just, you know, keep...
No, in the audience. Safely?
It's safe.
Don't worry.
Get some rest.
It's a big episode tomorrow.
No doubt.
I'll have ready to be uploaded in the morning.
All right, good stuff.
You keep going. Talk to your guy. Have a smoke.
Practice makes perfect.
It's awesome.
Yeah. She's pretty fearless, bro. Yeah.
She is. Good stuff.
Tell you how to go today.
I really need this, okay?
All right.
Sorry, man.
Love you. Yep.
You should have enough tread left to get you home. Oh, I do now.
Thanks. All right.
Mimmy.
Enseñándome que tú nunca tengas que trabajar otra vez.
Okay.
Llévate una empanada.
Que no tengo tiempo, ¿no?
Una.
Guárdame una. Okay, guárdame una.
Goddess, are we okay?
Okay, good.
I've got a question for you.
Can I rent the room out for another couple months?
As long as you like.
As long as you like.
Okay, good. It's going on well.
Brothers and sisters, can I get an amen?
What did Jesus do when he saw the money changers at the temple? Did he write the
scrolls? Who's hungry, bitches?
No, he flipped over their tables and he drove them out.
The prince of peace chose violence against those who profited from the
suffering of his people. Well, their temples got a lot bigger now. They got
better lawyers.
But you know what? The sin is the same.
Yes. Interest on desperation, profiting from pain.
We're going to do what the good books say and follow the Ten Commandments of
Robin Banks.
One.
The best time to rob a bank is Friday morning. Why? Because Friday is a day.
So why not make Friday your personal payday loan?
Interest free.
Two.
Cause of diversion, if you don't want the police closing pass by chance,
remove them from the equation entirely.
A fake bomb threat across town should keep them busy, which leads us to three.
Passing a note to a teller is effective, depending on the situation, but guns are
faster. Don't have a gun? Here's a link to a gun show in every state where you
don't even need hair on your balls to buy a firearm, let alone an ID.
Four, keep your time down. The police's average response time is four to six
minutes. You need to be out in two.
Five, just like big corporations get to rebrand after they commit crimes, you
can do the same.
You should shop at thrift stores, Salvation Army. It's untraceable,
disposable, and hell, have fun with it. Make your own identity.
Or just copy us. The Wolf Mask is a bestseller on Etsy.
Six, dime packs are the best.
Fucking hell.
A radio-controlled incendiary device, typical to see in a stack of bills, is
sent to explode when the magnet inside passes the transmitter in the exit door.
Thus, destroying your money.
This is how you fix it. A duffel line with anti-RFID fabric strong enough to
negate the transmitted charge.
Always have an alibi.
Your digital footprint's your friend.
Your phone should be having lunch across town while you're making withdrawals.
So, are we staying in or are we doing it? Come on, Ray. It's not even your
money, bro.
What the fuck?
It has to be a real charity.
Like a real one. Like OnlyFans is not a charity.
Oh, fuck you.
And finally, number 10, pay it forward.
Billionaires donate to charity and they get tax write-offs. They give back
pennies on what they stole and they win a monument.
We give back because it's the right thing to do.
Take care of the people who will actually be there when shit goes wrong.
What are you laughing at?
Oh, come on. They're entertaining.
They have, like, a whole Robin Hood thing going on.
It's punk.
I like them.
Robin Hood?
What, does that make me the sheriff of Donningham?
What? They're robbing banks with automatic weapons.
They're committing felonies. They're terrorizing civilians.
since when do cops have a problem with terrorizing civilians?
So let's get something straight, all right?
I'm not some rogue cop choking people out at traffic stops.
I'm trying to prevent anarchy, okay?
Now, that might sound like fun in theory, but I really don't think that
the most vulnerable among us are going to do so well in that scenario.
We have laws for a reason.
And if you think this is a game, then maybe this was a mistake, and you can
leave. Go back to your guinea pig.
What? No, go on, ma'am.
You can hold off and get experience for her. We may not need it. I'll do that.
Yes, sir.
Hey, don't... Hold on.
Psst.
Hi. How you doing?
Okay, I get it.
They're the good guys. They're the bad guys. And I'm a guy that just really
likes good coffee. So, please.
Let's start fresh. Okay.
Okay.
Stay posse.
Let's just figure out where they stashed their shit.
Here, stop.
Okay. We're just gonna keep scrolling through footage until we find some
objects that Vipers can focus on. Yeah.
Got this.
You, uh... You gonna eat that?
Yeah.
Cool.
Smells... Smells delicious.
There's too much footage here for them not to have made a mistake. Yeah, but
the easiest videos are misdirection.
Incredibly careful not to show us where they're going.
Stash your gear somewhere far from home and sanitize it thoroughly with bleach,
Clorox wipes, and for peace of mind, aerosol disinfectant. Scan this code to
purchase here.
Hey, stick to mid- or small-sized banks, preferably near woods, highways, or
waterways. Your chances of escape increase exponentially if no one can
follow where you're going.
Hey, what's up?
That's flagging tape for cutting trees. Our guys looked at that already.
It could be anywhere on the East Coast.
Yeah, but remember, we're using combinatorics, so if we can find
another... I don't think that's a word, by the way.
Combinatorics, the combination of things.
So if we can find another object or two would be ideal, we can cross-match them.
Being posi, remember?
Right.
Posi.
What's that?
Is that flowers?
Some of you scream about that, don't you?
It's like a very intense game that I spy.
Yeah, I just texted you a picture of some flowers. Can you find out what
species they are, please?
Okay.
Check that out.
What, that smear of black and gold?
A logo, a sign?
The flower's called Dame's Rocket.
Hesperus matronalis.
It grows in disturbed areas, roadside, dumping grounds, railroad tracks.
Thank you. Thank you. Hey, that's good. Look at us.
We have our photographic foundation. We've got the tree tape stuff. We've got
the weird yellow smear thing. And we've got the dumpster flowers.
So now all we have to do is pray that somebody was taking pictures of dumpster
flowers. Yeah. Put them online.
Yeah. Or we can try your idea.
What was my idea?
You didn't have one.
TikTok trend or terror.
A shocking report by the New York Times this morning asserts that armed bank
robberies across the country are up 400%, just this quarter. And many are
credited with the surge to a viral and highly controversial social media series
called...
Attempts to shut down the series, which celebrates the exploits of the life of
crime. And it worked.
It's working. If anything, each robbery beats the show's following and then
raises the profile of its mysterious host, who is known as the wolf.
Thank you. It's the start of a phenomenon.
That is 12 different cities last week.
Is a wolf mass sitting on banks?
Starting to copy us. Not just copying, we're choosing sides.
We're building our own characters.
For more chaos, for better, right?
Amy, what do you have for us?
Thanks, Susan. As you can see, the Wolf's message has gone viral, inspiring
what some are calling a move back.
Even if they're wearing suits, the bankers are still stealing from us. I'm
Team Wolf.
Money in the bag. Let's go.
Smells like justice.
13 videos and the views, he rides it.
What is the purpose of this? Just burn down the system? Yeah, people are
pissed. Yeah, they are upset. You should be upset. None of you have got the
thought of let's just do it. There's four of us here. I told you I was wrong.
Let's just get in. What's your furry?
Like an otter.
They've had a nerve and the people are leaning in. So what are you going to do?
I joined a sack.
I want to be a she-wolf.
Their viral posts wind up on the air with all platforms, and as the platforms
struggle to delete their content, their loyal followers repost them on another
site. It's just like every superhero, and there's some reason he's doing it
that is for the greater good.
He seems really cool. He seems like somebody who's, like, really full of
people. You can purchase him.
Are they entitled? No, they're entitled to be enraged. Income
inequality is out of control.
Boomers hold all the assets. What do young people get? They get to hold the
bag. They're just over leveraged and sick of it.
Are these kids criminals?
Yes, but they're also canaries in the coal mine.
We've been saying, hey, bitch, I got mine, you get yours. Well, guess what?
They're coming for theirs.
Can I eat some more?
You know this song?
Yeah.
Yeah, the first time I saw you, this song was playing.
Really?
Do you remember?
Every second of it.
I was in that moment.
I knew it was going to be in me forever.
Ready? Somebody can't sleep.
Still up, bud?
Can't sleep?
Me either.
Maybe we should sing our special song.
Okay. Yes.
Please.
You know I can't sleep unless we sing our special song.
Don't you think that's true? That's so true. That's very true.
On three.
One.
A two.
Three.
Yeah.
will guide us through our dreams.
We chased away the monsters and climbed the mountain steep.
So let's count two, three, and sleep, daddy, sleep.
Okay, one more time.
Bye.
At this point, you might be asking yourself, why are we doing this? What do
we want?
Where is this all going?
And I'll answer that. But first, did you know of the top three employers in North
America? A city in third place is a strange one.
Security. On every failed city and small town, filling in the gaps of every
failed police department sits an army of 300,000 security guards watching over
our pharmacies, liquor stores, shop malls, and subways.
We interact with them every day. In fact, I bet some of you watching this
right now wear an Aethon badge to work.
Yeah, okay. I got it. Shoot.
So welcome to the Resistance.
Let's talk about your situation, shall we?
You can't unionize because you quit and get replaced too quickly to organize.
You're shamefully underpaid, dangerously under-trained.
No, no, no, not again!
Let me see the consequences of this. Those clips on social media, flash mobs
of thieves, loony stores, smashing windows.
Flossing out a target with shopping carts full of stolen merchandise.
Law security guards stand idly by.
Thanks for shopping at Ex-Martin. And cops can't be bothered to save
schoolchildren from an active shooter. Why should you risk your life protecting
a fucking TV?
I'll come out wherever you want me.
And here's where things get interesting.
You're also the same people guarding our banks.
So I pose the same question. Is it worth it to get in our way?
Do you even want to?
How about you, bank employees? Anyone out there watching?
I want to be in the way.
Just like the guards, you know? Who in turn are just like us. The people. Real
people.
In debt.
Kids to feed.
Parents to take care of.
Choosing between our prescriptions and our groceries.
Distracted by our phones, exploited by our employers.
So far from the American dream that we don't even know someone who knows
someone who achieved it. And the actual bankers, the ones at the top, gambling
with our pensions, profiting from our hard-earned dollars.
They get the least fucks of all. They lose money, they print more. They lose
employees, they hire more. It's a rounding error.
You're a rounding error.
And maybe the only silver lining in this capitalist silver chain is your
blockchain.
Wasteland is this.
For the moment.
Still has value.
And it's just sitting there. The answer to all your problems.
That's where this is going. None of you are our targets or our enemies. We're
the same, and we welcome you.
He left us all to starve, then fell asleep after gorging on the entire pie.
No one's going to stop you from taking a few crumbs for yourself, so...
Hungry.
Join the pack and share with them.
Why is he so obsessed with getting followers?
Everyone's obsessed with getting followers.
You want to see something interesting?
Yeah.
Alright, so... Every time our crew robs a bank, there's a pattern, right? Like a
little footprint online.
Like message boards inquiring about that specific bank. Yeah, they're doing their
homework. They're getting the floor plans for the buildings, etc.
Exactly. So that's not what's interesting. What's interesting is I was
able to search the pattern and made a list.
How did you get your computer on the TV that fast?
Airplay.
That took me a half hour.
I'll show you how to do it later. So, they've robbed every bank they've ever
done a search on.
Except one.
Vitality Trust.
That's a big bank.
And the search is from months ago. It's like they got scared off or something.
Should we go to the bank and find out why?
We?
How can I lie? This is not what I was expecting.
No?
So is this like a standard FBI car or are you like a probation or something?
No, it's my personal car.
Right. Limited edition wood panel 91 Wagoneer.
There's no incense allowed in here either. No, no, of course not. We've got
to preserve that old car smell.
Big kahuna, huh? Welcome to my town, Lady Trust. Special Agent John West with
the FBI.
Have an appointment to see David Walton?
Uh, yes. Straight up the staircase to the executive elevator bank, 15th floor.
Hello? Hello. She's with me. I'm with him.
You see the lollipops?
No.
Hey!
I got you.
Thanks, man.
No one's breaking into this place. They can't even break into this lollipop.
It all started about six months ago.
We were notified that our employee's Slack chain had been compromised, so
passwords needed to be reset.
My head of security informed me that a few of his men were getting text
messages from unknown numbers, catfishing kind of thing.
I could get you the report, but never got too serious. Whoever it was suddenly
stopped poking around.
Just like that, huh?
The future of crime is an electronic theft.
And insurance being the way it is, cash protection isn't the priority it once
was.
Although it is to us.
Good. You guys like to keep a lock on your cash.
Locks. Gun detecting turnstiles that lock assailants inside.
Remote silent alarms in tellers' pockets.
Okay, you good?
Got it.
Yeah. Can I ask you a question, though?
Are you ever afraid that someone might take all this as a challenge because
you're so well-protected?
A challenge? Like, I don't have time to worry about the ambitions of thieves.
Okay, dude.
Well, no, it's just... Didn't your bank just collapse a bunch of pension funds
and mortgage loans and get bailed out and, like, fuck over a lot of people?
Just... Also kind of seems like the very now.
What? It was all over the news. It's not like a secret.
Um, young lady, that was my predecessor.
Right.
So he got fired for that?
Relocated. They moved him to our offices in Berlin.
It's kind of like how the Catholic Church relocates priests.
Well.
All right, well, on that note, we should probably get back to the office.
Take my card.
Feel free to come by any time. Call me. I am here seven days a week, first one
in, last one to leave. Been that way my whole career.
Thank you very much. Appreciate it. Thank you very much. Take care after
that. Thank you.
Thanks.
That wasn't helpful.
Oh, come on. That guy was a big, big douchebag and you know it. Let's just
stay focused on the people we're going after, please.
Oh, right.
The criminals!
Thank you. Congratulations.
There's a lot of restaurants in town that provide chairs and air
conditioning. It's all complimentary.
You know, next time, we can go wherever you want, but I have been dreaming about
this for 10 months, so... You know, I've been
doing this for 30 years, and I've never come across a group of people as ballsy
as this.
Why are they posting it on social media? There's 15 banks down. They must have a
pretty big pile of money.
Why are they taking these risks?
Maybe it's not about the money.
What about bank robberies, not about the money?
My point is maybe they're making a point.
What point are they making?
That the system's corrupt and everything's broken?
Well, boo-hoo.
The system's not perfect, but it protects people.
Okay, well... It's funny that the system that protects people makes it so student
debt doesn't qualify for bankruptcy, but if you're a corporation, they're like,
cool, go for it, because that's who they're protecting.
I asked my chatbot what should I do if I can't pay my student loans, and you know
what it said.
Option one, pay it. Option two, kill yourself.
And if you do, surprise, your family inherits your debt.
Meanwhile, that big bank douchebag's gonna retire in Aruba at 60 for hitting
send on collection notices.
I'm just saying I understand why people are angry.
Yeah.
So do I.
These guys aren't dangerous because they're turning people against their
oppressors.
They're dangerous because they're turning people against civilization.
No shit.
Let me tell you a story.
So, when I was growing up in Chicago, one night, some riots kick
off.
and some very angry people burn my father's laundry business to the ground.
He goes to collect his fire insurance, and the insurance company says, you did
it, and we're not paying.
So then he gets cancer, and he spends his last days fighting them, desperate
and angry, just like those people who burned his business down.
So I understand anger.
But just because you're angry doesn't mean you have the right to go breaking
laws whenever you feel like it.
So, that's why you became an FBI agent?
No.
I became an FBI agent because I love the movie Point Break.
I love Point Break, too.
Is that right?
Maybe you want to rob banks.
Very funny.
Shit,
that's ten minutes from here. Let's go.
Let's go. We're going.
We're going. Let's go right now. Right now. Get the shit off the car. All
right.
I'll eat in the car. No. No food in the car.
What?
We've been reading your posts and we noticed several inquiries about armored
trucks. Today's scheme was designed to address that, but as you might have
noticed in the news, things got a new spice.
Rough Riders Bowl.
We had a whole scheme to show you. Flash a spectacle, bit of misdirection. We'd
already called in our conversion for the morning. Westview PD were more than busy
across town.
And if you're lucky, they bring out the rollout.
And a wholesome security guard showed up right on time.
The truth is, fellas, science matters.
You're gonna take out a big truck.
You're gonna eat a bigger...
when using taser most people recover within seconds remove their weapons zip
by their hands
Get shot.
But if you do get shot, get shot in a bulletproof vest.
Here's what I got shot in earlier.
Tonight on the Action Network, tuned in at 730 Central.
That tire is long gone.
We got to switch cars. He's gaining on us.
Go, go, go, go, go.
I'll hold them off.
Stay in the car, bro.
Don't be a hero.
Oh, man.
Get out of the car.
Stay in the car.
Is this how Rob will make it?
I love your show!
Is this like a car chase?
No, it's not a car chase. We just need to get there fast.
Subject of case vehicle.
We are on the lookout for a black BMW.
Keep your eyes open for a black BMW.
Black BMW.
Dude, you're on the wrong side of the road.
Yeah, I'm a cop. Arrest me.
B&W.
Oh, not B&W.
Right? Yes?
Give me the scanner. Got it.
Tell me where to go.
There he is. There he is.
Now this is called not a motherfucking day.
I'm under the Woodman overpass to help the car.
Stay here.
What?
Reagan?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Please. Look, I know you're angry.
But robbing banks is one thing. Killing people is another. I don't think you're
a murderer. No, I'm not.
Banks are. They kill someone you love. They don't get a bullet.
They get a bonus.
Yeah. So it's personal. I get it. Shut up.
Say hello to the camera.
Hey, I'm just doing my job.
I know your face now, Johnny.
Hey, where's her ID?
That's, what is that? It's a Discover card.
Good enough.
You know, like, Discover, you're broke.
Maybe you should rob banks because of me.
Where do you even use a Discover card?
They don't even accept these anywhere.
Hey, now it's personal, Mr. West.
Okay. Seriously? You
okay?
No more friars.
Yeah. Well, it's great to know they're kind enough not to burn a guard alive.
Here's our device.
Ammonium. No prints.
No hairs.
Yeah. We've seen this little gadget before. Link in the description.
What is all this stuff here? We don't know yet. There is one case missing.
Atheon has a number of clients, all of which have privacy protocols we're
navigating.
Privacy protocols we're navigating?
We're the fucking FBI, Paul. Start acting like it. That's key evidence.
I want that thing tracked immediately.
Also, the gun is useless.
Can't identify anyone.
All right, so the truck's clean. It's also suspiciously full.
Clearly, they were in a hurry.
Well, why take the truck in first place? Holy shit!
What?
Dumpster flowers!
No shit.
I both found the dumpster flowers!
We searched the station.
Every train car went a mile into the woods. It's not here.
The coordinates are right.
This is... Dumpster flowers, yellow smear, tree tape.
Oh, this is... This is making sense. Bible doesn't fuck up like this.
This is definitely the spot.
No. They use that image to throw us off. This is not the spot. Every video is a
misdirection. They're not telling us anything.
I'm telling you this is the fucking spot.
Can you pull up the map of where all these bank hits happen?
Yeah.
Okay, so, the rail line we're on is for freight trains.
Crosses multiple states, starts in Philly, ends up in Cleveland.
Does this map look familiar?
Every single bank hit has happened within a half a mile of this rail line.
So if I could rent a private boxcar, which you can, according to the
supervisor here, then you have access to that boxcar, you get a key to that
boxcar, you essentially have a storage unit on wheels, then if you time it
right... Holy shit!
Yeah. You could stash your gear wherever you are, and then all your incriminating
evidence rolls on down the line. Right place, wrong time. Exactly. So you're
both right. This is the spot, but the stuff's not here. So get me the
manifests for every freight train that's gone through this area in the last six
weeks.
You should never harm a cop if you can help him. For one thing, it's an
entirely different level of crime. But really, it's because you should pity
them the most. Not the racist, white-beating psychopaths. I'm talking
the hall monitors, Boy Scouts. They set out to do good, but the only thing they
protect and serve are the interests of the corporate class who hangs them out
to dry like the rest of us. So there they are, despised from above and below,
glorified retail guards with a false sense of purpose and a tragic belief in
the system.
Just doing my job.
He's just doing his job.
Until next time, stay safe out there.
shit that was really scary look i want them to pay
but i can't bear the thought of losing you too
There's something interesting here.
Good.
Wow.
Okay.
Looks like we got him.
Once we're clear, dust and bag it all.
I plugged in one identity, and Vipers made some pretty interesting
connections. Brian and Emmy are college sweethearts. Then they found the rest of
the group online, but what connects them is their social media footprints.
Can I get this bag?
This is definitely them.
I can feel it in my gut.
Your gut is in exactly due process.
Huh? Let's see if this asshole has any advice for us now.
Comments asking about the police, specifically how to talk to them when
they catch up to you. The short answer is don't ever talk to the police,
period.
I'm Special Agent Jack West, and you are Hugo Diaz, is that correct?
Diaz? How do you pronounce that?
Raymond Diaz?
Diaz? How do you pronounce that?
Cousin Hugo put you up to all this?
Maybe Renkanai Robinson.
Can you confirm that your name is Vincent DeLuca, please?
Andrew Boyd, right?
Did you meet Vince in the army?
Brothers in arms.
As any decent defense attorney will tell you, or frankly, any first-year law
student, nothing good can come from talking to the police.
You've heard the Miranda rights before, that famous line, anything you say can
and will be used against you. Well, the very real and shitty flip side is...
Nothing you say can or will be used to help you. So you treat the Fifth
Amendment like your first commandment. The only thing you ever say to a cop or
detective on the street, in your house, or under a swinging light bulb is...
Lawyer. Lawyer. Lawyer.
Lawyer.
Lawyer. I want my fucking lawyer.
Lawyer. Lawyer.
Lawyer. Lawyer.
Lawyer. You think you're smarter than a cop? Quiet that voice inside. A Tibetan
monk. Simon and Garfunkel.
Sounds of fucking silence because they're this close to you already. So
you slipped up enough to be on their radar. But if they had what they needed,
they'd be charging, not questioning you. Don't hand them a single crumb.
Make them do their job. And more importantly, let your lawyer do theirs.
Marquis Collins, Esquire.
I've seen your TikToks.
Oh, you're a fan?
No, I'm not.
Just seems a little convenient that six innocent friends all have the same
criminal attorney.
Actually, I don't specialize in criminal defense.
What, do you specialize in accidents?
Police misconduct and constitutional rights violations.
The cops are allowed to mislead you, outright lie to you, take your words out
of context, and use every silent shrug and facial pick against you.
You don't mind if the camera's on, do you?
Right? You're comfortable in front of a camera.
All right, so let's get started. So, tell them you were at home asleep all
night. All they have to do is prove you woke up to take a piss and now you're
alive upon record.
Admit you were anywhere near a place, that's opportunity.
Admit you're broke or upset or resentful, that's motive.
Combine those, that's conviction.
It says here that in 2015 you attended the hacker convention DEFCON in Las
Vegas. It also says that you were the youngest person ever to win the Capture
the Flag contest.
An art and English double major summa cum laude.
I have to say that's a very interesting combination for a bank robber.
900 million views.
It's very impressive. And the way you weave the narrative together.
and the symbols that you use, it's actually very sophisticated.
It's almost like you're trying to win over hearts and minds.
Let me ask you something. Did you study revolutions in college?
Because it seems like you're trying to start one now.
All right, let's get into your family history a little bit here.
Your mother, your grandmother, and your cousin Alberto, their immigration status
here is a little shaky, isn't it?
If you need anything to drink or eat, let me know.
Give us some thought.
They'll try to goad you, threaten you, try to appeal to your sympathies, tell
you they understand why you did it. They would have done the same if they were in
your position.
You're only human, right?
Then,
of course, they'll play you against each other, separate you, tell you the others
are already signing their confessions, implicating you right now in the very
next room.
But if you choose the right friends with a strong dose of loyalty and even an
ounce of intelligence, you can survive their parade of bullshit threats.
Work on your poker face.
Memorize one word and one word only.
I'm a fucking lawyer.
Everyone's saying the same thing today.
Where is this lawyer now?
You're in the service.
Me too.
I mean, way before your time, but... Air Force.
You were really in it, huh?
Afghanistan.
Brutal, stupid war.
And who would have thought you would get home and discover that what was actually
killing you were these burn pits back at your home base.
You end up with lung cancer.
It's a rotten deal.
Thanks for your service, I guess, right?
We know you had a son.
Wren, right?
Named after you.
Three and a half.
That's so good.
Talk you into a big loan, can't pay it back, and they bankrupt you.
It's criminal how much these medical bills cost, right?
I bet you wish you had these new skills back then.
Maybe it would have made a difference if you got that money just a little bit
sooner.
Is that what you think about?
Maybe my son, Ren, would still be alive?
Okay, we've reached the segment of the game where you can either charge us or
go fuck yourself.
There's no need to be impolite.
I'm entitled to ask these questions.
That had to be very difficult.
You guys can discuss this among yourselves for a minute. I need to check
with my associates.
Insurance company denies your claim.
Leaves you with a wife and a young daughter.
Let's face it, a shortened lifespan, right?
In a lot of ways, I understand it. I'll tell you the truth.
You're just being a responsible parent, if you ask me.
You know, getting a nest egg together while you still can.
Very Walter White of you.
You know what I don't understand, though?
Why did you keep going?
I mean, you guys must have a pretty decent haul by now, right?
Unless you're planning some big finale, right?
Well, Vince, I can't wait for this guy anymore. I'm just going to tell you some
things. Vince, I've been doing this a long time, and don't be embarrassed by
this, because the truth is, every bank robber, every single one, eventually
trips on their own dick and makes a mistake.
And, well...
Vince, you made a mistake.
Well, let's dust it and bag it.
You missing any of the medications?
Because we found this in a rail yard inside of a storage compartment which
was filled with weapons connected to 15 robberies.
And it has your name on it.
That is 40 years in a cell.
Minimum.
And Vince, you don't have 40 years.
So it isn't going to be a big finale, okay?
Your last job was your last job.
But you do have a very important choice to make right now.
Do you want to spend your remaining days on this earth?
locked up in a cell while we pick off your friends one by one?
Or do you want to spend that time with your wife and your daughter? Okay,
testing.
Give me a line.
Fucking mother.
You guys have a connection?
Give me a second.
Switching frequencies.
We might have lost him. No.
Here he is.
Why can't I fucking hear him?
Guys, what is going on? That's all they got. They don't got anything else, okay?
But don't look.
They're watching. What? They're watching us, and they put a wire up. Now? What
are you talking about? I got rid of it, okay? I'm sorry. I fucked up. I fucked
up. I did.
But it's very important that you finish what we started, okay?
I mean, it's important to you guys. It's important to my daughter. I fucking love
you guys.
All right, guys. Come on.
Get the bag.
Good evening, we're doing a mandatory checkpoint tonight. Mind if I see your
identification?
Just a precaution.
Arnold Miller.
You around the place?
Good evening, Mr. Miller.
You as well.
This is what you get when you mess with us
I thought you said you weren't going to call until you... I, uh, I only have a
second. I just, um, just wanted to say I love you.
You know that, right?
Of course I do. I love you, too.
Vince, what's going on? Where are you?
I, uh, I need to talk to Michaela.
Can you just wake up, please? I just really need to hear her voice.
To the Beatles, my way.
Hi, sleepy.
Hey. Wake up.
Hi.
Hi.
There's somebody special on the phone.
Is it Daddy?
Hey, bud.
Daddy? Hey.
i uh i have a little problem i can't seem to sleep so i was wondering
you could sing me our song okay
It looks like a cellphone.
What can I hear?
I think she's asleep.
Yes, she's definitely asleep now.
Okay.
Say it's over.
What? Just say it's over.
We've been running away, but none of this is going to bring Ren back. We
can't change anything. We were crazy to think it would. No.
Crazy would be stopping now when we're this close.
We have the followers and the people on the inside, okay?
It ends how we planned.
How we imagined.
You imagined your friend getting killed?
If we stop now, then he died for nothing.
We all said we're going all the way. Then we're in this till the end. You
said it yourself.
Things change. Not what we set out to do. We were hurt and angry.
What, you're not hurt and angry now? No, I'm tired!
Do you believe in that?
I wanted to try and explain why I'm doing what I'm about to do.
You are right about everything you said. I know you are.
I know you're trying to protect us.
I love you for taking it this far. I love you for being able
to walk away.
I know how unbelievably selfish I must seem to throw away a second chance
at the only thing
We never really went.
But there is this other thing, this thing that is bigger
than me, bigger than us, bigger than... You remember that first grief counselor
we saw after Ren?
You know, a misplaced anger, couldn't stop fighting.
She would always say, people only raise their voices when they feel they aren't
being heard.
Everyone has been screaming and finally we've got their attention.
So, as reckless and stupid and self-righteous as it might seem,
I...
I need to know I did everything I could, everything to stop
this from ever happening again to anyone, or even
happening to us again.
They killed someone you love. They don't get a bullet. They get a bonus.
So it's personal.
Talk you into a big loan.
Can't pay it back.
It's criminal.
I couldn't sleep.
You OK?
Honestly, man, I don't know.
Things just been really intense, you know? Yeah.
You just have to try to relax, you know?
Smoke some incense or whatever.
Yeah.
Incense is going to do it.
What if I did create a dangerous weapon?
I mean, someone's dead, man.
I feel like it's my fault. I know.
It's not easy, I understand.
But you have to just, for now, put it in a box and don't think about it.
You need therapy, man. That's terrible advice.
I just want this whole thing to be over. It will be, and you're going to get your
life back, I promise. I'm calling because I think I know where this ends.
Where?
The big kahuna.
Vitality Trust?
It was never going to be the first one.
It was always going to be the last one.
That predatory loan they got from Vitality Trust bankrupted them.
What a big finale.
Right? Dude.
FBI shit.
Exactly. So we had FIPO's cross-reference images of Vitality Trust
with images of our suspects. And check this out. Taurus photos on social media.
Here in the background of some girls' TikTok. You can't stay away from this
bank.
Shown three months ago.
Okay, now two months ago.
And then one week before the arrest.
They're going to try to rob this thing.
Because this one's personal.
They're closing up.
That's the last of them.
Well, I guess we're early.
So, let's scale down to a skeleton crew for the night. I'm going to keep an eye
on the nightguards, janitors, anything that moves. But I want the full crew
back here pre-dawn tomorrow, ready to go.
This just came in. The contents of the missing case from the armored truck?
Encryption locks for server farm on the east side called.
Adeline and the Client Vitality Trap. What?
He dropped another video.
Who's hungry?
It's time to celebrate, Pittsburgh. Our new video just hit 100 million views.
Tony's throwing a blog party downtown to honor the movement you helped create.
We've got hungry bands rolling around with free tablets.
All legal and paid for, don't worry. Just find us outside the enemy's
doorstep. Dress in black.
Bring your bike, motorcycle.
Throw on a wolf mask.
Let's howl at the moon together.
Most importantly, your new tablets. Turn them on. Tune in for our first ever live
broadcast. Trust me, you don't want to miss what we're going to reveal. Let
them know we will not stay silent. Okay, stop.
New plan.
We want to get Pittsburgh PD to start doing a foot patrol in a five-block
perimeter of this location.
They're looking for these giveaway vans. They find one, they intercept, and they
interrogate. Everybody else stays here and does not take their eyes off that
bank. Okay, boy, I'm out to cut the elevator.
I'm on it.
I'm a big fan.
Oh, cool.
Thanks.
Look what we found on Etsy.
Sweet, right?
Right this way.
It is going down!
You!
FBI!
We sent you here!
It's a delivery. I run a fucking delivery service.
We sent you! I don't know!
We got a situation down here. Okay, sit tight. We'll get you some backup from
Pittsburgh PD. Everybody do that.
Where are you going?
You think you know it all? You're so fucking stupid.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Everybody stay calm. We're not going to jump the gun here.
This is why they want to follow us. This is all a distraction.
They're trying to bait us.
How the hell did you get in here? It's a secure office.
Turns out when you pay people poverty wages to protect your millions,
sometimes they decide to protect themselves instead.
You know who I am.
I've seen your work.
I've seen yours too.
They didn't want the money from the truck.
All they wanted was the key to the server.
All right, send a SWAT team to Adeline's server storage in Baldwin right now.
Welcome fellow wolves.
Vitality Trust.
David Wolfe. Give the audience a big smile, David.
Fuck you. Yeah, okay.
Tell us about yourself.
The audience is very interested to know how you rose to the top of the corporate
ladder. I don't know what you want me to tell you. Tell us what you did to get
here. How your idea shot earnings through the roof.
How you pioneered a lending scheme so predatory they coined a new term for it,
didn't they?
What do you call it again?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't play dumb.
Yes, you do. I've seen you in the documents.
Don't play dumb. Okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay.
We have what we call compassion crisis lender.
All right?
We offer hope where there is none.
No, you don't.
Hey, are you seeing this shit?
I'm good, I'm good.
Our job is to get them to sign the contract, to agree to the terms, and pay
the fucking... Yeah, well, today you're going to pay.
David Rowland, you're a complicit in killing, extortions, and endless
evaluation of life.
He's going to smoke some money.
No care, no cause, just cold calculations.
Today you're going to feel some of your own...
What are you going to do? Are you going to live stream my murder?
No.
I wouldn't live stream that.
Guys, we just lost the stream.
We need an update.
Come on.
Come on, just do it. What the fuck are you waiting for?
Come on.
You know you did it to us.
Your business model.
That killed my son.
No, no, no. Yes, my little boy.
That can't be my responsibility.
It is your responsibility. He is not some number on a spreadsheet, some part
of your algorithm. He was just a kid.
A child, a human being.
His name was Ren.
His cancer killed him. No, no, no.
Because you bled us dry. Everything we had made it impossible to get the help
and care he needed.
You let him die for your quarterly earnings report.
You need to know that, you piece of shit.
What's this?
It's directions for a wire transfer.
Fuck.
500 million?
Does anything over 20 million get flagged? I'm not too worried about that.
Are we worried about that?
Not worried at all, friend. All I need is your authorization.
Come on. You pay your pound of flesh now a fraction, and you get to live another
day.
Or... Just listen, okay?
That's just the system.
I'm done hearing you out. I am tired of you. It's capitalism.
Okay. I know exactly how much my son's life was worth to you, Juan. How much is
yours worth? Okay, okay.
Fuck.
They jammed the elevators. Take this here.
Well, it's working.
Ready, go, go!
Hey, what's going on?
Take us to the server room. I need you to clear the building, get everybody out
of there right now.
It's done, it's done, okay?
Clear!
There's lots of them up the stairs. We need to get out of here. We'll hold them
off.
drop your leading to the parking garage guys
Thank you. Thank you.
I watched people die before.
And there's always regret at the end.
Where did you find me? On the scanner.
Stop the car.
What are you talking about? Stop. No, I... Stop the car. Stop.
What are you doing? They know it's me.
What are you doing?
They know.
They know it's me. They're after me, but you can still get away. No, what are you
talking about? If you don't have time, you have to go. No, no, no, I'm not
leaving without you. No, you're not. It's okay. Listen, listen. No. It's
okay. It's okay. We did it.
We did it.
We're your sons. We live for it now.
We should protect our baby, okay?
It's on mute.
sandwich in Pittsburgh.
Damn right.
Thank you. Got my favorite one too. That's very nice of you.
So, how's it end?
You want to know about government business?
Tell me all the government business, man.
All right, well, we're throwing the book at him.
Our trouble is Ryan, the big bad wolf, in a cell for a long time.
You know where they send most of their payments?
Charities. Robin Hood came through as promised.
Now the Justice Department has to decide whether they're monsters trying to claw
back insured money from a children's cancer charity or if they're just going
to let the bodies lie where they are for this one.
The feds are getting involved now. They're trying to hold out for Ron on
the bank.
Turns out people aren't fans of unpayable debt.
Well, it's not your problem.
Did your job, right?
Stop the bad guys?
Did I?
Who was I protecting?
The good guys?
Maybe now you're listening.
Maybe you see you've built a system that's shamefully broken and if you want
any shot at absolution, you need to change it.
Otherwise, people are gonna change it for you.
Miss me?
I quit.
Have you seen it?
I don't want to take your email.
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