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See? Perfect.

That's straight ahead into your right now.

And also straight ahead into your right.

Hold it right there, ma'am.

Security, please.

Put your hands up, miss, please. We need to pat you down.

Oh, would you leave the guy alone?

Can't you read this sign?

Oh, come on, you guys.

It's a red-eye flight. It's not like it's 4 o'clock in the morning or

anything. Feels like it.

Why do we have to do this so late, anyhow?

I need my beauty rest.

Oh, gee, I don't know. It's a porno movie shot on an airplane in an airport

with people everywhere.

What's the problem with that?

It's a road in France.

Oh, good. Are we gonna go to France?

Oh, I won two awards in France.

They love me there. We know.

So, do I get to work with all these guys in here? No, of course not.

Some of them are for Evan.

Okay, would you guys just leave that alone?

It was one non-sex scene in a movie, okay? And that was it.

Relax. We're just kidding.

Look, how was I supposed to know it was a fact flick?

I don't know.

Maybe...

The title of the movie should have given you a sort of idea.

She's right.

Cockpit.

Oh, here comes the director.

So, that's what a famous director dresses like. He doesn't look very

tough.

Guys!

See, look, we are in France.

So, I hope you kept your hands to yourself like good little boy and girls.

And remember, all those people are not in our plane.

And besides, we have to keep it really low-key.

And why are you guys in wardrobe already?

You're gonna get us busted.

Busted?

What, you guys don't have permits?

Fucking America!

In France, you don't need a permit to make art. In France...

You don't need a permit to make love.

In France, we don't need a permit to express ourselves.

Vive la France.

Okay, that's great for both of you, but we're not in France. We're in America,

and in America, we pay taxes.

We go and watch the UFC fights, and we film with permits.

You guys ever heard of the Vice Squad?

Well, don't worry yourself about production details.

We'll take care of it. And besides, the pilot is a very good friend of mine. I'm

so excited.

So do I get to work with all these guys?

Sorry to disappoint you, but no.

There are civilians flying out of this airport.

Darn. You just can't keep them closed, can you? Okay, so listen up.

Once on board, you guys are all on your own.

Okay. Now, I've hidden 17 cameras on this flight.

Everywhere. And I mean everywhere.

So stay in character.

The cameras will capture everything you say or do.

Everything.

So remember your roles of flight attendants and pilot.

Let's make some award-winning reality show.

Who's with me?

Hey, you guys, we're not in France.

Happy to report, sir. They're here in the terminal, sir.

Splendid to hear.

Seems your p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p

-p

-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-porn stars are here in the terminal.

I assume waiting to get on your plane.

With the intents and purpose of doing lewd, disgusting, disgraceful and

animalistic things to each other's private parts, I should imagine.

Touching and fondling, big tits sucking, tight anal reaming,

cum swallowing and fist-fucking their way through the air.

Making a p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-porno film.

Well, that's not going to happen on my watch.

No, sir-ee-bub. No one's going to make a mockery out of me.

No one. No one.

Who are you calling?

My friend, Pilot.

I haven't heard from him.

If everything's okay.

There you guys are. We've been looking for you. The passengers are already

boarding your flight. Come on, we must hurry.

Well, we wouldn't want to be late.

It's showtime.

All right.

Lead the way to the cockpit, where I will command the heavens and the skies,

and lead us through a glorious adventure through the air. And then I will land us

safely from the heavens back down to Earth.

Yeah, okay.

Let's go.

Let's go?

Still not answering.

Well, maybe he's on the plane. You know they don't allow cell phones on the

plane.

Dude, it's only when they're in the air.

You're getting out too much with Riley.

oh excuse me ladies i almost mistook you for someone else can you help me please

i'm looking for a crew of stewardesses and a pilot you can't miss them

well what do we have here looks like i'm just

in time i'm afraid your flight has been delayed you're coming with us oh oh oh

oh are we gonna miss our flight not at all This will take but a moment.

Just a few informalities, my dear.

Had a nice long chat with a pilot friend of yours.

Now follow us. Yes, follow us.

Hi, please take a seat.

So what do we do?

Just remember, there are cameras everywhere, so no matter what, stay in

character. Okay, how do I look?

Great.

I know I do, don't I?

Can you see?

Just stay in character.

And let's get the reality crew in front so we can see the flight to remember.

This is my first ever reality porn. I'm so excited.

Did I tell you that I won Sexiest Spitmaker three years in a row?

You did.

Isn't that great?

I'm hitting, yes.

Okay, we push and now we sit.

Good.

You, here.

You are together, not today.

I didn't expect anyone else to be in here.

Well, now don't go tell me they've been teaching you hot young new aviators how

to fight these by themselves, have you?

Avi.

What's an avi?

Why don't you just go ahead and make yourself comfortable in that first

officer's chair.

Right then.

First officer's chair?

Two chairs.

This chair. What chair? This chair?

I like you. You're funny.

Come on.

Let's get a seat next to me and we're going to fly this plane together.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

All right, so you're the pilot, and I'm the co-pilot, right?

Well, welcome to the airlines.

Around here, we call the aviation operator.

That's the pilot.

That's me.

And then the co-pilot being you, you're called the first officer.

I'm Captain Frank Buckwood.

Damn glad to meet you.

Oh, I guess I haven't touched my cock yet.

Evan Stone.

Pleasure to meet you.

You've heard of me, of course.

So... You're really gay. You must have really read the script.

You're just testing me, aren't you?

You want to see if the old dog still can handle it.

Well, you just tried me, son. I got my eyes gone in the back of my head. You

can't fool me. I've been on plenty of these planes with new men like yourself.

Oops, it's an alarm.

Yeah, that one you don't want to touch too long.

Should I turn it off? You want to turn that one off.

The flashing one. Yeah, the folks in back get a little nervous when they see

that light going on.

That's the one.

Yeah. All right.

I've got to stop working with red-eye flights.

This is Flight 690, the ground control.

We are ready to taxi. Over.

Good evening, late-night passengers, and welcome aboard your red-eye flight.

Shortly, we'll be bringing our way through the skies, hoping to give you a

flight to remember.

Now, to assure a safe flight, we've taken the liberty of placing condoms in

assorted flavors and lubricant inside your seat compartment.

But before we lift off, we would like to give you what we call a welcome aboard

safety show.

Do you mind telling us what we're doing here? You're going to give me some

answers.

What? I said, some answers.

Okay, relax.

We'll cooperate in any way.

Oh, I'm sure you will.

I'm sure cooperating is your middle name, huh, sweetie?

I'm sure you'd prefer it if I relaxed so you guys could have your filthy-minded

way with my body.

What are you talking about?

Who is this guy?

Are you for real?

Am I for real?

Oh, I'm for real, all right, baby. Way more real than your p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p

-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-porn reality show up in the sky will ever be.

Did you people think that we would just sit around and let you get away with all

this filth?

Filth? What filth? And what reality show?

We're flight attendants. We're not porn stars in a movie.

Look, I'm sure this is all just a big misunderstanding.

Are you sure you even have the right girls?

Am I sure?

Am I sure?

You guys are them. There's no mistaking it. Just look at yourselves with your

pretty faces and your makeup and your stewardess uniforms on. But we are

stewardesses. I imagine the first line of your movie would be... Welcome to the

friendly skies.

Now let us show you just how friendly they can really be.

Of course it is. That's our job.

You're not the only ones that could handle dialogue, you know.

I could have been a porn star if I really wanted to be.

I'm sure it's just about getting a break and who you know.

Or in your guy's case, who you blow.

Okay, I'm sure you're right, but we're not porn stars.

And neither am I.

This is airport security.

There's me and there's God.

No directors, no cameras, and no lubricant for your anal scenes.

Can you just get to the point and tell us what answers you're looking for?

I want to know everything.

Now tell me how you get into the business.

Sasha, some directing would be nice.

But then it wouldn't really be a reality show, would it?

Maybe they're hiding, like, in a secret room or something?

So what do we do now?

Act like light as a moon.

Do what we do best.

Make men come.

Ooh, I love doing that.

Did I tell you guys that I won the award in 2008 for best oral sex scene?

Yes! Over and over.

Isn't that great?

You're thirsty?

Oh, interesting.

Happy now?

No sleep?

Excuse me, I'm a music. I don't have a drink in my... Never mind, I'm not

thirsty.

I guess you want to pay with dollars, right?

Oh, that's too bad. We only take euros in this plane.

Okay, listen to me, listen to me.

It's a 15 hours flight and until I don't decide it, nobody will drink,

eat, go to the restroom or even touch himself as long as I don't say do it. Is

it clear?

Well, I don't want any noise in this plane, so go sleep now.

I don't have any water, but I can handle it.

It's not for you. No, no, no. You're late.

Good night. Good night.

Do you guys see?

What you like Well

how this place getting better and better

Hi, my name is Jenna.

I like long walks, rainy Sundays, and my favorite movie is Saving Private Ryan.

Would you like a blowjob?

Um, no thanks. We're fine. And besides, I'm the one giving the blowjob in the

relationship. Oh, goody, a threesome.

Well, maybe I could. I said we're fine.

You're stopping on my line.

Stewardess, I'd love a blowjob.

How are you?

I'm Janie.

Hi, Janie. I'm Jessie and this is Riley.

You must be new.

I've never seen you before.

Huh? Is there anything I can do for you? And I mean anything.

Well, I've never got to see a cockpit before and I really want to meet a

pilot. I get it.

Pilot, cockpit.

I think I can help you out with that. Come on.

Okay.

poised over me with three serpent lion heads dripping poison in my mouth.

I spat it back into the serpent's eyes. Let's play to get saving the day.

Stop.

Stop.

That's my cue.

I gotta take a leak.

She's all yours, First Officer.

Don't worry, it's on autopilot. I know how much fun it is to impress the

ladies.

God, he's good.

How am I missing my cues?

Hi, this is Janie.

She's always wanted to see a cockpit.

I'll leave it to you.

What?

Hi. Hi.

What's your name?

I'm Janie. Janie? Yeah.

That's great.

I'm the pilot, Captain Evan Stone.

I'm sure you've heard of me. Yeah, nice to meet you. Nice meeting you too.

So, first time in a cockpit?

Yeah, actually.

Pretty big, isn't it?

Well, it's actually a little smaller than I thought.

It's got a lot of room.

Well, the camera adds 10 pounds.

no but you want to see something big i mean really big come here uh how big is

really big thank you for flying

with us and enjoy the rest of your flight it was nice to work with you

stewardess what

You're so good. You're so good.

You're so good.

Now you're flying the plane.

Oh,

yeah,

this is gonna be an award winner

Who's your agent?

Yeah, rip it on there like you want it.

Oh, it hurts so bad.

I swear, Dad.

Oh, God,

yes.

It's so fucking hard. What are you going to do?

I'm going to pull it out.

You're going to pull it out and do what with it?

I'm going to put it down my throat. Yeah?

Oh. You're going to suck it all in your mouth? Yeah.

Do what? You're going to lick my balls?

Yeah. You're going to lick my balls and suck my cock? Is that what you like?

Tell me. Tell me what you're going to do.

I'm going to suck your cock really slow. Yeah.

I'm going to work my way all the way up. Oh, yeah?

And then when I shove it down my throat, I'm going to try to put your balls in my

tongue.

But it's probably so big. I don't know if I can handle it.

Oh, you're good. I'm gonna try to help you, good girl.

You're bad.

This is a restricted area.

You shouldn't be up here.

I know I shouldn't. You know. I just want to be back here. You're bad.

It's a restricted area.

It's a

restricted area.

Do you like to run down there? Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's wet.

Yeah? Oh, it's wet. You made it wet. You made a big mess.

Yeah, slide those back.

Stick your finger in there.

little asshole with it.

How about a little more gelatine?

That's perfect

Yeah

I want to talk so bad.

Please hear me.

I want to talk so fucking bad.

Yeah, look at that.

Just enough.

I know. It's so fucking hot.

Fucking bite it. Bite it harder.

Let me see those teeth while you bite it.

That's it, yeah.

What do you want? I want that dick.

I want that fucking dick.

Who do you fuck?

Ah!

I've got to go.

I've got to go. Just fall on the fucking thing.

Fuck you.

No!

You gotta suck it, fella!

Like this?

Yeah. Yeah.

What are we gonna do now?

We didn't even do anything wrong.

How am I gonna finish my film?

Man, that was the greatest idea.

That was so perfect.

So fucking horny.

So wrong.

fucking sexual fuck.

What? Yeah, I know what you mean.

So many naked bodies together, unbridled passion,

fucking, sucking, swallowing.

Yeah, all of them letting it all go, tearing their clothes off one another,

and peeing.

Big balls.

I mean, big fucking cuffs and enormous balls.

And big titties too, like big giant titties. Yeah, right.

Listen.

Did you get a look at that flight crew?

Mama!

Yeah, baby.

Not bad for a small budget, huh?

Yeah, bad at all.

Well, first officer, we're still on course with our

autopilot.

Yeah, see, why don't we take it off autopilot?

Oh, yeah, yeah, well, of course.

We want to stay on course, of course. Go ahead, take it off the autopilot.

Taking off the autopilot.

Taking it off autopilot.

You know, First Officer, you look like you could use some fresh

air, so why don't you just take five?

Are you serious?

That's great good because that scene I just did was fucking brutal Okay,

great. I'll take a break

My cigarette.

My coffee.

Yeah.

Why don't you get yourself a fresh cup of coffee?

Where at?

In back.

Way in back.

Fresh coffee?

Great, dude. Thanks.

I am gonna check on the pilot.

Oh, you mean the aviation officer?

Yeah, him too.

Oh, I think I'll go with you.

Ooh, good idea.

Gonna check out the view from the cockpit?

Um, I'm your neighbor and I was wondering if we could use your shower?

What are you saying?

That's the line I'm using for another movie I did.

Don't.

We were just coming in here to see if there was anything you'd want.

Anything.

That's a good boy.

Good.

Good, good. My turn, my turn.

Oh,

it's such a big boy, too.

Oh, yeah, you do a good job.

Mommy's very happy with the two of you.

Oh, okay, but tell me, which one of two boys is

going to bury his body to mommy?

You know what?

I'm going to take you both at home.

And you will all be my pets.

So let's play together.

Who wants to play with me?

Yeah, that's good. I'm proud of you. You are such a good boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, calm down.

Yeah.

Yeah. Keep running.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Don't stop.

Mommy's very happy.

You make me very happy.

Very well.

Whoa.

I'll start with a smile.

Thank you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

You want me to take it away, huh?

You only want to fuck her.

Thank you so much.

If I be, fuck my ass.

is so fucking big.

now now ladies pilots are hot no there are certain regulations

about what's appropriate

What have we done?

I don't know. I have never seen this before.

Should we stay in character?

Riley, this is for real. He's unconscious.

This plane is huge.

What's wrong with him?

Oh, the unconscious pilot.

Classic.

Where's the director?

Okay, that's a cut.

That's a cut. We're done.

Oh, we're done.

Cut.

Come on, fucking cut.

Look at us, look at us, how we sit and play with you like that That's what you

want to fucking see?

That's what you want to fucking feel?

What else is going on with you? You're listening to a conversation in my gun

like a good-luck fucking whore? Let me see that. Let me see how you fucking

feel with that pussy.

That's what you want to do?

Want to see?

You feel a little horrible. That's why you brought us here? That's why you

brought us here?

So we both can't take care of you like that? Look at that pussy. Look at that

girl. Look at that girl. Huh?

Tell her.

Tell her what a slut she is. Tell her what a good little slut she is.

Tell her.

Tell her.

Tell her what a slut she is.

Tell her.

Tell her what a good little slut she is. I'm a good little slut. Tell her. Tell

her. I'm a good little slut. I'm a good little slut.

Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Tell me what she's doing to you. What is

she doing?

What is she doing to you? What is she doing to you? What is she doing to you?

Come on. What is she doing to you?

Do you want to see her? Do you want to see her?

Show her.

Show her.

Show her.

Show her.

Show her.

Show her.

Do you want to get it?

Yes, please.

Please. Tell me you wanted it since the beginning. I wanted it.

I wanted it.

Please.

Please.

Oh, you wanna watch? You wanna watch us?

Tell me you wanna fucking see it.

Tell me you wanna see it. Tell me you wanna fucking see it.

Tell us. Tell us.

Please.

Please.

I want you to be very close

You want him to eat your fucking pussy like that? You want him to eat your

fucking pussy like that?

Your turn.

You see what a good girl she is?

Don't cry, don't cry.

Cry the fucking dick. Cry the fucking dick. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. Tell her what a good dick it is. Tell her what a good dick it is.

Oh my

God!

Oh, that's a good one

Is she fucking ready? Is she ready?

You're a fucking whore. You're such a fucking whore.

You're such a fucking whore You're such

a fucking whore

Right.

Yeah.

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Right there, right there, right there.

Why are you stopping her?

I have to tell you. You know what that is. I have to tell you. Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. Look at that.

Right there. Look at that.

Fucking shit.

Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Is that what you wanted?

Is that what you wanted?

Is that what you wanted?

Is that what you wanted?

Sucking cock till maple skin.

Sucking cock till maple skin.

Yeah. Oh yeah.

Fucking take that pussy.

I'm gonna tear that little fucking pussy off your fucking car.

I'm gonna tear that little fucking pussy off your fucking

car.

Come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. That's right. Let me see

that sweaty face.

Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

See that girl?

See that pretty girl? See that pretty girl? See how dirty she is?

Right there.

Right there.

See what you like?

See what you like? See what you like? Yes.

See what you like?

See what you like?

Look at me, girl. Look at me. Look at me.

Come here, come here.

Oh, my God.

Trust me.

You're too good. I want to watch you, girl. I want to watch you too, girl.

I want to watch just you two girls. Come on.

Come on.

Yes, yes, yes.

Let me watch you.

Let me fucking watch you, girl.

Make that fucking slut come. Make that fucking slut come. Come on.

Oh my god, make my pussy.

Make my fucking pussy.

Keep doing that.

Just fucking careful.

I want to see her pretty face and her pretty ass. I want to see her pretty

little face and her fucking ass.

Stick it out. Let me see her fucking face right there.

Look at her.

She was stuck in the fucking closet.

Look at her chilling down there.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Stay, stay, stay, stay.

Miss that pretty face of ours.

Miss that pretty face of ours.

Look at her.

Look at her. Look at her pretty face. Dip in there. Dip in there.

Come on, do it. Do it.

Do it.

Do it. Do it. Do it.

Do it.

Oh my god!

Yeah, yeah,

yeah

Let me fucking lick it out.

Look at those fucking eyes.

Fuck. Fuck. My turn, my turn, my turn, my turn, my turn, my turn, my turn.

I'm gonna go back down there.

I'm gonna have to fucking ask.

I'm gonna have to fucking ask my little fucking slut.

Oh my god. It's so fucking sexy.

It's so fucking sexy.

Fucking pussy, that's why.

You know how to make my fucking pussy come with your fucking tongue. You know

how to make my fucking pussy come with your fucking cock.

With your fucking hands.

Do this, do this, do this.

Do you want to taste his ass? Do you want

to taste it?

Oh my God. Oh my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, come here. Bring that

pretty face right here. Bring that pretty face right here. Right here.

Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Like that. Keep it going.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

That's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

You're welcome.

shot picture.

Fuck my pussy! Fuck it!

Yes! Yes!

Fuck your mouth like a fucking pussy Pussy.

Right there, right there.

Fuck

Hey, homie, que pasa?

Hola, que tal?

Hey, right on time, old buddy.

Si. Yeah, you mind covering for me for a minute? I, you know, need to take a

little...

Break up, you know, a little medical marijuana, you know. No problem.

All right, all right.

Hey, tell your cousin that was really good shit last week, all right? Oh,

really? Yeah.

Okay, we'll take your time.

so what do we do now finish the movie like any great french actress would do

we will keep calm and land the plane but what about the passengers

evan you know what to do yeah i

played a pilot before but i've never flown anything this big

oh know what to

do

Yeah, I know what to do.

Hello, hello?

Is anybody out there?

Hello, hello?

Look, we're not porn stars.

We don't know what it takes to be one or how to become one. We don't have any

answers for you about porn.

Now can we please just go?

Please.

Girls, girls.

We don't have to go on and on.

But let me tell you, no one's leaving here tonight until I get the answers I'm

looking for.

What answers?

Who's your agent?

How did you get into the business?

Is there really such a thing as a fluffer?

Look, say for example, a guy wanted to get into the movies. Take for instance,

a guy like myself.

If I wanted to get into the movies, is there like an audition, a casting call,

or a way to prove myself?

This guy is never going to let us out of here.

What are we going to do? He thinks we're porn stars.

Why don't we just give this guy what he wants so that we can get out of here?

Because we don't have what he wants.

Yes, we do.

We have what every guy wants.

So... Why don't we just give this guy an audition that he'll never forget so that

we can get out of here? Are you sure about this?

Yes, let's do it. I want to go home.

Anything to get out of this place.

Well, if you really want to know... Yes, yes.

All guys are required to do an audition to see if they can, you know, get it up.

Yes. Get it up.

And keep it up?

Yes. Get it up.

Very up.

These auditions aren't easy.

It takes a real man to make it through one of these.

It takes a real big guy to handle women like us.

It takes a real man to handle what we're going to do to you.

We're about to find out.

Feels like it.

Get over here.

Let's lay him down on the table.

Lay down there.

Lay down.

You wanted it.

We're gonna see if he's man enough to hide.

Thank you.

I like big tits.

Big tits. Oh, yes.

I see big tits.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You want these big fucking tits in your face, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you like that, huh? You like this car? Oh, man. You love this car. Yeah.

It's fantastic.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Take that.

Take the fucking pill.

Suck his dick good.

Sit on that fucking couch.

It's so good, isn't it?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Yeah.

Oh, watch your teeth, that fucking cock.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Get that little fucking pussy up on his cock. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, put it on.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Ugh.

Come on, I fucking can't.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, rub that fucking clit. You know, like that. Yeah. Rub that clit.

Uh-huh.

Yes. Oh, fuck me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

You know what you're doing

Yeah. Oh,

fuck

yes.

Yeah,

fuck yes. Fucking coffee is so good.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Fuck yes.

That

fucking

cock is so good.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, I fucking want it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

It looks so fucking good.

Oh, my god. It looks so fucking good.

Get your pussy off real fucking good.

Here, rub my fucking clit.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

oh yeah

Oh, fuck!

Oh, it's so

good

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh fuck me. Yeah. Oh my god, yeah.

yeah yeah yeah

yeah

All right, you bend over.

Bend over?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Yes. Oh, fuck yeah.

yes oh

yeah

oh yeah

Yeah. Oh my god, yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Getting ready. Yeah.

Yeah. They come all over us. All over my feet. Yeah, show me where the con goes.

Show me. Right here.

All of our faces, baby.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

I took care of it. And in 2006, I took home the award for International Best

Anal Starlet for my anal performance in the French film What's Up Your Butt.

That award show was amazing.

Hello? Is anybody out there? Is anyone there?

Let me try.

Hello? Are you in control?

What if the flight is 069?

Shit, what the fuck are you doing? You need our help, so help us right now!

Hey, I don't know what you're telling me, but I'm alone here, the controller

is not here. If you want, I can help you, but don't yell at me in French, I

don't understand you.

I'm from Spain, I speak Spanish, other languages, but French, I have no idea.

So if you want, I can help you, but I don't understand you.

here let me do it hi um this is jesse all right jesse remember

stay in character air traffic controller this is flight zero six niner

aviation officer is down and we're at emergency status requesting coordinates

and flight path to return home over oh

See? A little bit.

Okay, we have a pilot down and we need to return the plane to base.

Can you help us?

No one here.

Oh, man, this sucks.

You've got to be kidding me.

It would never happen in France.

In France, everyone speaks the language of love.

What are we going to do now, Jess?

We're going to turn this plane around and head home.

That award show was amazing. It was so great to take home that award.

I couldn't believe my luck because the competition was really stiff.

And then after that, what did I take home after that? Oh, do you know

anything about flying a plane?

Yes, I know.

Do you know where we are?

Si, I see you.

Si, I see you? What the fuck does that mean?

Was this guy the janitor?

Yes, I am the janitor. And yes.

I see your plane in the screen.

So what do we do now?

Are we going the right way?

Yes, you are going right way.

It's just like driving a car.

Like a car, huh?

You have gas to go and brakes to stop. It's not too hard.

Okay, like a car.

Gas pedal here.

Brakes over here.

Steering wheel is here.

Wow, we're really fucked.

This is never gonna work.

We're all gonna die.

Our true identity is to love without fear and insecurity.

And then I won best oral sex scene in a feature film.

I'm sure I'll win this year too for my performance in this film.

I mean, look at them, they love me.

I love me.

You are doing great, Jessie.

Remember, she's like a car.

You should see the runway soon.

Okay, the runway.

That's the ground, right? Oh, shit.

Shit.

You can do this, Jessie.

Yeah, we believe in you, Jess.

Just like driving a car, Jessie.

Just like driving a car.

Okay, listen.

If you put the brakes on too fast, you will stall the engines.

What does he mean?

What does he mean?

The engines stall. We fall.

Be careful, Jess. Careful.

Come on, Jesse.

Come on, Jesse.

Okay.

Slow down.

And land the plane.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Ah! Ah!

Yes!

Si!

Yes! Yay, Duncan! We did it!

Oh my god!

Good job, Jessie!

Good job!

and then I won this award in Las Vegas for the best buns in a three-way which

is really awesome too and then there was this time at band camp well I don't know

if you guys really want to hear what happened there might be too much detail

for you um and then after that I went and I got the award for best pussy

liquor That was really cool too because I really pride myself on my pussy

licking skills.

I love France.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

oh yes

Fuck you.

Fuck

you.

Oh, yeah.

Right, right.

Come

on,

we're gonna get fired.

Don't get us fired.

I do want some.

Fuck.

She didn't make a fucking move with her spoon. She'll get back at me. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Come on.

Come on.

You can fucking hop in there. Hop in there.

Right there.

Yes, fuck you.

Oh my god, yeah.

Yeah, come on. Yeah, help me. Yes, yeah.

Yeah, it's not enough.

Come on.

Stop it, Becky.

Yeah,

you want me to jerk you off inside?

I love you.

I love you.

Up, up, up, up.

Up,

up, up. Up, up, up, up.

Up, up, up, up.

Up, up, up, up. Up, up, up, up. Up, up, up, up. Up, up, up, up. Up, up, up, up.

Up, up, up, up.

Up,

up,

up, up.

Up,

up, up, up.

Yeah, I want some more. More, more, MORE!

Slap his cock on my face.

Slap us up in part.

oh yes oh yes yes

Oh my God, that's so good.

Oh, Mark,

come back.

Oh, Mark, it's so good. Yeah.

Oh, see.

Oh, fuck.

Shit. Oh, my God.

Oh, see.

Oh, shit. Get it wet.

Yeah, get it wet.

Let's show him how. Let's say gracias to him. He means thank

you. Muchas gracias a usted.

Oh yeah, right there.

Make her come, Marco.

Marco, make her come.

That's nice and wet, baby.

Oh, come on.

See, see,

see. I won.

This is so good.

Oh, man.

This is good.

Oh, fuck.

I feel like I'm flying.

Oh, fuck. Yeah,

you want to fucking come? I want to come. I want to come.

Come to your knees.

Come to your knees. Go like this.

Right there. Right there.

Gracias.

What are you doing?

Practicing my turbulence.

But the movie's over.

The director didn't tell me y'all got yet.

Okay.