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Next on Vegas,

an old prospector who once saved Dan's

life takes a million in syndicate cash

and gets them both marked for death.

>> I got something for you.

>> He's got something for me.

>> Boy, why don't you take off your duds

and dive in? It's real nice.

>> How about that?

HEAT.

HEAT.

HEAT. [music]

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HEAT.

>> [music]

>> HEAT. HEAT.

HEAT.

HEAT.

>> [music]

>> HEAT. HEAT.

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>> [music]

>> WOO!

WOO!

HUH. It's the right kind of rock. All

right. I figure we're just at the the

wrong end of the lair to show any color.

I wish we shouldn't have come on this

side of the ridge, old girl. Looking at

that dare city and thinking of all of

that free drinking whiskey going to

waste it, it just sort of knocks a wind

out of a fella's promise. That's what it

does. Well, 3 months up here ain't too

long, but when a fella starts getting

sand into his chewing tobaca, well, it's

just too long. It's just too hellacious

long. It ain't human. Wilson.

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Heat.

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>> Hello.

Uh-huh.

>> [music]

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>> What the hell's going on?

Heat. Heat.

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>> Glory be.

Hey, Juliet. Look at here. What I got?

[laughter]

Oh, I never seen nothing like it in my

life. Did you ever see anything like it

in your life, Juliet? I'm telling you,

there's got to be thousands here.

Thousands. And what a time you and me is

going to have on that, too. I telling

you we're

uh well I I'd plant you fellas all right

and I'd read the scripture for you too

but well the the good Lord he he

understands don't you Lord? Ah, so you

you just take these three fellas unto

thyself and you put them where you think

they're going to fit the best

and well.

Amen.

Ah, hallelujah.

All right, Juliet. Come on. Here we go.

Here we go.

Heat.

Heat.

>> [music]

>> West Redwell. I don't know what you got

me into, but I'm getting the hell OUT OF

IT RIGHT NOW.

>> I WANT AN ANSWER. WHERE'S MY BOOKKEEPER?

OUT IN THE DESERT. THAT WAS WITH THE

OTHERS.

And where are THE BRIEFCASES?

OUT THERE with them.

How do I know they're not in your

helicopter? Would I have come back here

if they were

okay?

What about the money and the papers from

the lawyer?

>> I don't know. I've got to assume they're

still in that godforsaken desert.

>> Is he going to make problems for us?

>> No.

I want the two of you to get to me later

point.

>> [music]

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>> coming out again.

There's a Franklin for you and one for

the Joker. Oh, we can't forget the five

and mustn't forget the 20 neither. All

right, Tim. Anybody else you want in?

>> Give her a whirl. I'm your only customer

there.

>> There you are, honey. Be there. Be

there. Come on.

Well, easy come, easy go, huh? Just how

easy did that money come?

>> Dan board. Well, how is my old team

broken friend? Huh?

>> I'm doing fine. What are you doing here?

It's only been uh 3 or 4 months since

your last demolition derby.

>> Oh, no. It ain't nothing like that. Come

on, let's go sit down.

>> No, this ain't nothing like that. I come

to town just to pay up all them debts.

>> There was the Oriental Massage Parlor. I

paid them off and the burlesque bar. Sit

down right there, Dad. I even paid the

hotel for the water they had to change

when Juliet and me give our dive an

exhibition.

>> A mess. A miss.

Give me a round of that bus, would you

please?

>> Just Never mind, dear. Thank you very

much.

>> Well, you got no call to do that, Dan.

>> Jo, that wad there would choke an

alligator. Well, I'm I'm just trying to

have me a little fun is all.

>> On whose money?

>> Oh, now wait a minute. This here money

didn't come from selling no phony mining

shares. I found me a glory vein, Dan.

And I followed it all the way to the

rainbow.

>> Thank you, Mr. Scott. Telephone call for

Mr. Russell Scott.

>> Is this the same fell that fell through

the ceiling of a mining shaft?

>> Oh, Josiah. Okay, so you saved my hide

once.

>> You bet I saved your hide once. You was

collecting rattlesnakes faster than St.

Patrick. If I hadn't pulled you out of

there, all the serum in the world

wouldn't have helped you nut.

>> And I'm going to spend the rest of my

life paying you back, right?

>> No, no, no. That ain't what I mean at

all. It's just Well, you don't seem very

beholden to me. All that all that Pope

Pius malarkey and all like that. Look,

Dan, that this here claim is properly

registered and all, and it took me 50

years to get it, and you want to spoil

my golden jubilee.

>> Nobody would be happier than me,

Sparkles, but I just don't want you to

get in trouble.

>> Yeah, but you're going to check at the

assay office anyway, ain't you?

>> What about Juliet? I mean, doesn't she

deserve more than being tied up outside

while you're in here celebrating?

>> I forgot all about her. Hey, Dad. Give

me a couple of quarters, will you? So I

can run Juliet through the car wash

rack. Look, what all that money there?

>> Well, I ain't got no quarters, though.

>> Here's four. Why don't you go through

with her?

>> Paging, Mr. Dan. Tana. Telephone call

for Mr. Dan. Tana.

>> Tana.

>> Tan. George Willis.

>> How you doing, George?

>> Not too great. I stepped into something

today. Up to my ears.

>> Oh, you want to meet for a beer?

>> Negative. I'm heading up to Utah to get

a slug taken out of my shoulder.

>> What happened?

>> A nice gentleman gave me 2,000 to fly

his bookkeeper to a table rocker

messcalero point.

>> What' I tell you about that, George? I

thought you were getting out of that

business.

>> It wasn't a dope, Dan. That's why I'm

calling. I only took a charter, but this

little wimp trades briefcases with two

guys on the ground, then pulls a gun and

turns it into a free fire. They all ate

it and I bugged out.

>> The police know?

>> Negative.

>> But there's some bodies out there.

Maybe a bunch of money. A couple guys

are looking for me.

>> Okay, the first thing we ought to do is

get you to a doctor.

>> He has to be four gunshot wounds, Dan.

I'll make it. I took worse than them.

Remember

town investigations.

>> B, I'm on my way out to Mecaler Point to

meet Nelson.

>> Mescalera Point. I got it.

>> Guess who's in town? That old packrat

Josiah Sparks.

>> Oh, I didn't even know he was still

alive.

>> Yep. He said he struck a vein. And by

the way, he's been spending money. I say

it's got to be the mother load. What I

want you to do is call the assay office

and check out his claim.

>> Okay, I'll get on it right away.

>> Thanks a lot.

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We found some street tire tracks in that

wash down there. I guarantee there are

no dead bodies around here. Otherwise,

the vultures would be thick as flies.

>> Somebody sure cleaned up their mess.

>> Mhm. In the dope trade, you have to.

>> Uh, Dave, that's not the way it went

down.

>> Oh, because your unnamed source knows

how those things go down. If I was to

ask myself a question, I'd wonder what

kind of aircraft could land in here.

>> I'll probably have to bust one of your

old buddies from the Nile who's on

probation.

>> You find anything, I'll be in my office.

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Looks like we missed something.

Did you get it?

>> Yeah, I got it. Ted. T A N A.

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Ah, yeah.

I know there was a face under there

somewhere. If you could just find it.

Oh my my. You You took away a good home

for a lot of little critters. You did.

Well, that's just fine.

Here's your mirror.

Ah, yeah. My boy, you go buy yourself a

tonsorial house.

always

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second.

Bless us Lord and keep us out. I'm going

to leave nothing but a pile of bleach

bones.

>> Sorry, darling.

>> Don't apologize to me.

>> Oh, Dan.

Come on in. Come on. You're always

welcome.

>> You do live dangerously, Josiah.

>> Uh, listen, darling. I got some very

important business just to come up. And

well, I'll see you later. Huh?

Come on in.

[clears throat]

What you got there?

>> Your gold tickler. I found it out near

Mescalera Point.

>> My gold. Well, I'll be dog gone. I must

have dropped it along the trail

someplace. It's a good thing you brought

it in, though. They They might want to

frame it for posterity.

>> Yeah.

>> Uh,

what took you up there anyway?

>> Well, I got this report. There may be a

few dead bodies up there along with a

couple of briefcases

right where I found your pan.

>> I can't imagine that. I I nearly always

notice things like that. You know, I uh

Oh, God. Garn fell in the store sold me

a pair of them bushwhacking pants always

creeping up on you. [laughter] I got to

change him. Help yourself there. Just

help yourself.

You got any idea who it was shot him?

Did I say they were shot or you didn't

say nothing about no heat stroke?

>> Who was they anyway?

>> Don't know exactly. We didn't find the

bodies.

>> You don't suppose that they found out

about my gold claim, do you?

>> Now listen, you old weasel. There are

three guys dead. There two briefcases

missing. And you're spending money like

an oil chic.

Now the sooner you stop dancing.

Sparks.

Sparks.

>> Desiah.

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Hey, Dan. What's up?

>> Well, I can give you an answer if you uh

check this out. I found it out by Table

Rock.

>> Did you find anything else?

>> An old gold pan belonging to guess who?

>> I just talked to the essay office.

Sparks did register a claim.

>> I want you to cash in.

>> They're not allowed to give out that

information. Why don't you ask Nelson at

Metro to inquire for us? A court order

if necessary. And you check out that

money clip. It looks like a custommade

one.

>> Hey, do you have any idea how many

custom jewelry stores there are in this

town?

>> No. Why don't you tell me when you get

back?

>> Why do I let him do this to me?

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>> Thanks, Arie.

According

to Arie's contacts, the guy in the red

teabird is a PI name of Tana.

>> A PI

>> who would hire a private investigator?

It

>> must be that helicopter pilot.

>> Unless

Unless there was somebody else out there

we don't know about.

>> Well, you don't think this Tana guy was

working for your uh late and wasted

lawyer, do you?

I don't think so.

>> When you are an attorney and you

blackmail me with a list of my drug

dealers for $1 million,

>> you don't let anyone in on it.

>> Well, he's in on it now. And he just may

know where those briefcases may have

gone.

>> So, all we have to do is follow them,

huh?

>> All you have to do is find those papers.

They contain all the code names and

addresses of my distributors, and I

don't want them to fall into the hands

of the feds.

You know where to start.

>> Yeah.

>> Then start.

>> Tana and Dan, you still looking for

Sparks?

>> Yeah. I can't decide whether to try the

places where he grabs the most girls or

where he does the most damage.

>> Well, Sparks is at Raffles Bar with a

couple of his cronies, and Bert Coin

would like you to get over there right

away to stop a reenactment of Mount St.

Helens.

>> I'm on my way.

Coming out again.

Four aces.

>> Well, now you ain't learned nothing

since your last skinning, have you,

Sparky? Just be looking at five aces.

>> Hey, nurse.

>> Bring me another bottle of that bus go,

will you please? Oh, and don't forget a

double order of crab Louie for my

associates and some oyster Rockefeller.

I'm looking at seven sevens. You also

voted for Nixon, too, didn't you?

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>> [music]

>> Hey, hey, fellas. There's a guy coming

over here now that I don't especially

want to talk to. So, when he gets here,

would you do me a favor and sort of

start up a little laby, will you? Uh,

>> Dan boy, drag up a chair and join us

here.

>> You bet.

>> Mr. Sparks, after this hand, you and I

are going to have a little talk.

>> Paging Mr. Earl Olsen. Telephone call

for Mr. Earl.

>> Oh, thank you, nurse. Put it right

there.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Those old cooks are playing with $100

bills.

>> Yeah, that old guy with the hat, he

keeps coming up with them.

>> He blows his nose with them, man. How

long he's been doing that? Uh, since he

came in from the desert yesterday. He's

an old prospector or something.

>> Mean he struck gold?

>> Who knows? Few years ago, he came in

with a satchel of cash. Turned out he

was selling mineral rights that weren't

his. The tall guy over there helped him

get out of it.

>> Well, Sparks, you may have to have a

little talk.

>> I seen this bill before someplace.

>> No, sir. That's a Chris New Franklin

still shaking a powder out of his wig.

mighty mystifying to me.

>> It's a blinding revelation to me.

>> You saying I double build? I'm saying

you are ringing clipping, furlined,

putrified cheater. Wait, wait, wait,

Sparks. Now hold it a second.

>> Just a second. Wait. Security.

You foss ain't going to use a semi old

man, are you? We just want to discuss

where you've been getting these hunters.

Hey, let him go. I didn't tell him

nothing, Dan.

>> I said let him go.

>> Look, all I want to do is talk.

>> But if your dentist needs to work,

>> keep your lift up, Dan. Keep your left

up, Dan. Call my help. KEEP YOUR LIFT

UP, DANNY. MARKS, GO GET SECURITY.

HEY, hold it.

Stop.

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>> All right, then. Do you

Move that car out of there. Will you

move that thing?

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Yeah.

Heat.

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>> [music]

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[cheering]

>> Angela.

>> [cheering]

>> Marty, where you been?

>> I got something for you.

>> He's got something for me.

Something I like.

>> Oh, yeah. It's all red.

>> I'll bet. Now, in case you folks are

wondering who this cattle baron is, his

name is Josiah Sparks.

But I call him Teddy Roosevelt

because he speaks softly

and knows what a girl likes.

Dana.

>> Dan, you asked me to call the hotel

switchboard and get a list of Sparks'

calls, [music] right?

>> Right.

>> Well, I think you should know somebody

else called for the same information.

Means they're looking for him, too.

>> I almost wish they'd get to him before I

did.

>> His first call was to a Sterling sports

car agency.

>> Why don't you call him and find out what

kind of sports car the old coupe bought?

>> Okay. He then contacted two buddies in

the Circus Circus Health Spa and the

Crazy Horse Forlesque.

>> Okay, you try calling his old cronies

and I'll try those two spots.

>> Okay,

>> bye-bye.

Oh, I was wondering when you were going

to get around to being

>> Oh, Angela. Angela, I'm telling you, you

look great. Look, how about you and me

taking a honeymoon?

>> Well, you never was one to ham and hop

off.

>> Well, you always was as pretty as a

speckled pup under a fire engine. And

now

I can afford [music] you.

Oh, I suppose I could use a couple of

days off.

>> Well, all right then. Let's just saddle

up and we'll ride off into the sunset.

>> Somebody barking at your heels, Josiah?

>> Oh, no. No. I just want you to to take a

gander at your present before they tow

it off cuz it's blocking the driveway

out there.

>> Oh, what do you got out there?

>> You just close those bedroom eyes at

yours for a minute. I'll show you. Oh,

>> you keep them eyes closed, man.

>> Oh, I got something for you now. No,

don't open them. Now, you promise me you

ain't going to be okay.

>> I'm not

Come along, Mr. Sparks.

There is a matter of a couple of

briefcases. Come.

Where is he, Angela? Oh,

>> one of the girls said he he tore through

the club and just dusted out the back.

>> Must have seen me coming.

>> No, she said some some big fella

followed him through.

>> Thanks.

I never even went near them rocks. What

with all the shooting and all? I hight

tailed it right to town.

>> I'd much prefer not to go out in the

desert and bury you up to your neck in

an antill. It's much too hot,

but Louis would love to.

He wants to pour the jar of honey over

your head.

But I I didn't even know there was any

cases. Not till Dan showed up with him.

>> He's lying. Tanner didn't find any

briefcases. We were watching.

>> Maybe a little sample of what he's going

to expect in the desert will force the

truth.

>> Of course he didn't, you bubble skull.

He knowed you fellas was watching before

he spotted them cases. So he he he just

drew you off. Then he went back and got

him. That's it. And watch that. No, no,

watch those little critters. They got

fangs. Real fangs. And that's God's

honest truth. I told Dan, I told him, I

said, "You leave them briefcases right

where they are, cuz no good ever come

from taking a dead man's belongings."

>> If you're not lying, Antana has the

money.

You are going to set him up for us. Huh?

Hello, B. Tell Dan I found the jewelry

store that made the money clip he found

in the desert.

>> Just a minute, Ben. Just pulled in.

>> Uh, what do you got, man?

>> You know that money clip you found? It

was made up especially for an

accountant. I know you're going to like

this. An accountant of the doublem

company of San Diego. Maximleian Mezer.

>> That's right. The oldest established

heroin and hashish dealer on the coast.

The name to trust in recreational drugs,

you know.

>> Yeah. You did real good, Ben. Come on

back.

>> Got a line on Sparks. He's at the Circus

Circus Health Spa.

Yeah, I appreciate you guys.

Ah. Oh,

thank you. Thank you.

That that's just fine. Thank you.

>> Josiah, I would drown you right here,

but there are too many witnesses.

>> Oh, Dan, boy. I I I was just going to

call you.

>> Well, I'll just bet you were first.

>> Why don't you take off your duds and

dive in? It's real nice.

>> Oh, now look, if you're worried, you

don't have to be, cuz every one of these

young ladies is a qualified, trained

lifeguard. They only talk with body

language. You You just want to come on

out of there. Uh, well, I guess you're

still lthered up over that little

freakish you had there at Raffles, huh?

>> Do I have to drag you out of there now?

Will you come on?

>> I'm I'm coming, Dad. Just

>> Thank you. I want you to tell me about

Maxillion. Be careful your step is

slippery here.

>> You know about him, too, huh?

>> Yes. and so do the police and a lot of

morphs that handle this business. I want

to know what you have going with it.

>> Well, it uh it seems that the word come

down the road that I got something he

wants

>> besides the money.

>> Oh, no. That's just some papers or

something some lawyer fella is holding

over him. Blackmail, they say.

Josiah, where are the briefcases?

>> Well,

they're in the last locker down there on

the right hand side. The doors open.

Stay right here. Oh yeah.

>> I was a pigman. Maybe you and me could

strike a bargain.

>> Great. Now it's you and me. That's just

terrific. Why did you leave the locker

open any?

>> Don't forget about us.

>> Where are the briefcases, Donna?

He told you that I knew where the

briefcases were, right?

I don't know where the briefcases are.

[snorts]

>> Hey.

Hey, C.

Sparks.

Hey,

SPARKS. I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR PANTS UP

AROUND YOUR STSON.

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>> YEAH.

I can see why Josiah lavishes praise as

well as scars on you.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, uh, yeah, he can be

generous when he's around.

>> That's why I dropped by because he's not

going to be around for a while.

>> Oh,

>> I don't know. He checked out of the DI

before I could pay my poker debt.

>> He didn't even call me.

>> I don't think he will miss $900. But,

you know, among old friends, a clean

slate makes [music] for fond memories.

>> Yeah. Well, uh, have you tried the

stables where he keeps his mule?

>> My goodness, I hadn't thought of that.

Those stables are great.

>> South of town, Big Valley Ranch,

>> right?

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>> Had forgotten how much he loves his

mules. Thank you very much.

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>> [music]

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>> Dana

>> Dan Angela called asking about Sparks.

>> She mentioned an old friend of his knew

he was leaving town and wanted to pay

off an old gambling debt. He said

>> a friend of Sparks paying off a gambling

debt.

>> Yeah. She told him he might find him at

the big valley ranch. You want me to

call Nelson?

>> Yeah. Tell him code too.

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>> Come on. Let's get out of here. Come on.

Come on.

Ah, you're just fatter and sassier than

ever, ain't you? I got to send you to

one of them their obedience schools.

Well, what's the matter? Don't you want

to go to Canada? Now, let's go.

All right. All right.

>> [music]

>> Boy, you really raise a cloud when you

travel like them fellas in the

constabularary.

>> Yeah,

I'm real disappointed in you, Sparkles.

Oh, how come? think that you would uh

pack up Juliet here and leave without

saying goodbye to your old buddy Daniel.

>> I was going to let you know you know

that.

>> Yeah, I bet you were.

>> I guess there's no real reason for

hurry. It's your time that's running

out, not mine.

>> You think I don't know that in my waning

declining ears?

>> Now listen to me, you old coot. You

buried me twice and you're not going to

do it again.

>> Now there ain't no need getting hot

about it. It ain't like it's something

we can't talk over. What we're going to

do is get those two briefcases, take

them back to Lieutenant Nelson, and you

better hope he doesn't press charges.

Well, now, why would I do that? That's

just like inviting trouble for dinner.

>> Well, for starters, Maximillion knows

where you are, and he's coming out here

to get you.

>> Well, now that puts a new rooster in the

block,

>> I'd say.

Let's get out of here.

Drop it down. Huh?

Come in, boys.

Well, here we are all together again.

>> However, this occasion is rather grim

for at least one of you.

>> Do I have your attention?

>> Oh, yes. Yes, sir. Mr. Max. Yes.

>> I have a very special one time only

offer for the person who tells me where

the briefcases are.

He goes on living. like Heli does.

>> Naturally, trust comes very hard here,

Tana. I understand your skepticism,

but my only concern is to recover those

two brief cases

one way or the other.

>> Yeah. Tell him. Tell him where they're

at.

>> Now, will you stop that already?

>> No, tell him.

>> Well, this is getting serious.

>> I'm Look, you're a young fellow. You got

your whole life to live, but you ain't

going to live none of it if you don't

tell him what he wants to I don't have

the faintest idea where they are.

>> Well, that means then that they'll

they'll think I do. And well, that's

that's the beginning of the end of these

tired old bones.

You know, when I was helping to raise

this young fell here, he never he never

was no trouble. But well, I

I know I never did give him nothing

worthwhile. Oh, stop. Now I I can

I'm ready, Lord.

>> Enough of that.

>> I can't stop now. I'm part Cherokee and

that's my death chant. I'm singing to

the great spirit so he'll let my soul

ride in the big white buffalo hunt in

the sky.

Louis, little persuasion. OH,

>> we can tell him for CRYING OUT LOUD.

WATCH IT. WATCH IT. LISTEN, MAX. MAX, if

if I tell you where they're at, will you

let him go?

>> I'll give you my word.

>> All right. Come on. I'll show you. I'll

show you RIGHT WHERE THEY ARE. COME ON.

Right down here at the end of the barn.

All right. Now, I'm I'm going to show

you right right where it's at. There

and right on top of that that little

shed there in that in that straw there.

>> Louis, get it.

>> Is everything there?

>> Yes, they are.

>> [music]

>> there.

Boy, I I don't know what you're going to

do next, but whatever it is, you do it

without me.

Is that a promise?

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>> 900,000

925,000.

It's $75,000 short.

>> Sparks, did you spend that much money?

Well,

>> Dad, come. I know. I didn't have that

much fun.

Well, what do you want to do? Stand here

and talk about inflation or how many

times I seed snake eyes?

>> Sparks is very hard to lose $75,000

officer of the law there. He's taking

the side of that there bandit max

millium instead of me. How do you know?

How do you know he even put a million

dollars in there?

>> He does have a point.

>> You bet I got a point. You've been all

through my pockets. You've been through

my pack. What do you want? The gold out

of my fillings, huh?

Well, Sparks, I better not hear that

you've been spending a lot of money.

>> I'll see you later.

>> What uh what happened to your new debts?

>> Well, where I'm going, I I figured I

won't be needing them. Dan, you know,

our our trails ain't likely to cross

again for a while. I'll be seeing you.

>> Take care of you, lizard. All right,

Juliet.

Back to the lizards and the horny toads.

We're going now.

>> [music]

>> Heat. Heat.

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Heat. Heat.

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