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Intriguing music

Military music

...

- Drowned in Armagnac,

cooked in a casserole dish,

As promised, ortolans

well fattened.

You, on the other hand, my son,

You don't degrease.

It's kiwi.

Hm ?

...

I'm kidding.

my little Patrick.

Oh !

Patience, coco.

It's in exchange

of your green light.

- Here it is.

They laugh.

- The filth,

It's always better when it's out of sight.

Noisy chewing

...

Fracas

- Sir

- Monsieur Schuffenecker.

the minister.

Naked.

- Come on !

- But anyway,

What are you talking about?

- Come on,

The socialites. Get naked!

Tic-tac

...

- Tomorrow,

your dirty deals

will make the headlines.

- It's almost 1980,

We can have ideas, but wanting to experience them,

That's so lame, you poor fool!

Groan

Click

He laughed.

- Let's get out of here.

- Hi, chicks.

Take care.

Intense Music

Alarm

Brouhaha

- Give me your briefcase.

- Forget about the money!

Cri

- On se tire, Lionel.

Moans

- Bastards! Filth

Marxists!

- On the 1st floor, on the right.

- Where is it?

The staircase on the right.

- On the stairs, guys.

...

Ding

Tension music

...

He groaned.

- Saute !

(What's he doing?)

Saul !

Police Sirens

- National Police!

Go for it, Saul!

- Saul !

Whistle

What are you doing?

Typewriter

Dynamic music

...

- Good evening.

- GOOD EVENING.

- Something terrible happened, Pedro.

- Nino.

- My placenta,

It disappeared from the fridge.

...

- Jerome, have you seen your wife?

- Has no one seen Nathalie?

- I'm looking for her.

- She's over there.

- Okay, OK.

Pardon.

Brouhaha

THANKS.

Will Nathalie think of me?

- Have you tried the pavlova?

- Why this party, otherwise?

- Nathalie loves it.

- Has she been appointed? Tell me!

- Stop.

Nathalie? Nobody saw her?

Oh ! OK...

Haven't you seen Nathalie?

- Nathalie...

- I know where she is.

She is with the head of the DGSI...

What's his name?

- Ah yes, the kiwi fanatic.

- Schuffenecker.

- So.

Upbeat music

- You know,

You're bold, brilliant...

You're a predator...

He breathes.

That's normal, right?

You deserved it, Nathalie.

- Merit... It no longer exists.

the merit.

She laughed.

Do you see this shack?

I inherited it, Patrick.

- The campaign completed,

Cheers

The Élysée Palace conquered.

...

This is the moment

that you dreamed of.

The two biggest idiots in this party

face off tonight

to win this fabulous

Limousin ribeye steak, gold medal au World Steak Challenge !

...

- He is a vegetarian.

- On the left, the prince of vaginas.

the election guru,

Denis Pikelfleisch,

aka Pickle!

...

To my right, Mr. Riddles

the favorite lackey by Nathalie Robinet,

Nino Granell!

...

Let's go, gentlemen.

Members of Parliament by constituency,

First in Creuse?

- Your mother.

- Raphan and Montero.

- 2nd and 5th,

Cheers

Pyrénées-Atlantiques.

- Finot...

- Finot.

- Finot and Habib.

- Finot and Habib!

...

- Debord and...

Val-d'Oise. Nino.

Wulff.

- That's it.

- Say nothing, say nothing.

Yvelines, Pikel.

- 5 seconds.

- Ah, he's hot.

- 5. 4...

He's hot. Hm...

Pickle grumbles.

- It's hot in here!

- Ah, he's cooked!

- Right?

- Non !

D'Orival !

Cheers

- EAT THE STEAK!

- NINO! NINO! NINO!

EAT THE STEAK! EAT THE STEAK!

NINO! NINO! NINO! NINO! NINO! NINO!

Romantic Music

Cheers

...

- She put on my boots.

I'm the only person here. who doesn't have a house at the ski resort.

- Malka. With a K?

- Pikel. With a K.

Did you throw up on your tie?

- Are you still in love with that hick?

You must be the only one

who doesn't have one of his dick pics.

- Oh...

- I only send them to my interns.

- That and poems by Höderlin.

- What a poet.

- That I won?

- Is the steak good?

- Ah, my dear!

- Madame !

- It seems you will have

Your constituency?

- I hope.

They laugh.

- Congratulations to you, by the way.

- Congratulations for what?

- I love them,

but the socks sink into it,

It's driving me crazy.

- Attends,

Why is she congratulating you? Margaret Thatcher ?

Laugh loudly

- She ruined my surprise.

- What a surprise!

If you want to marry me, the answer is yes.

Oh...

- Fanny is going on maternity leave.

- What a surprise. Paid leave.

It has existed here since 1909.

- Not paid

- And the suicide rate too. Oh...

and the Scandinavians beat us to it.

- I have to replace Fanny.

I'm going to cover the COP in Brussels.

I'm going to present the morning show.

- Ben... bravo.

That's what you... you wanted.

No, I'm happy here.

Nathalie is going to be Prime Minister.

I am his link with the Élysée Palace.

- You've already told me that twice.

I'm so happy for you. That's great.

- If you're in charge of a show

Politics, I don't know...

It would be better if...

- I am requesting a transfer

So as not to derail your career?

- Non...

Wait, no. Well... yes.

Just a few months.

I'm thinking about it since you mentioned it.

- That's an option.

Or that I change careers.

- Don't exaggerate.

- I thought, for a while,

to get closer to nature,

to go to a convent

growing beets...

Nino, Nino, Nino...

- What are you doing ?

- I mutter your name

awaiting an emissary.

You think I'm your Pokémon? Ah!

Do you know Nino Granell?

Sigh

- Non.

- T'es folle.

This lunatic will be Minister of the Interior.

- You don't need to flirt anymore

those idiots.

- Working for that piece of trash...

- No need, you're the son of a senator.

- Can you stop bringing everything back?

to my father?

- Embrace your privileges. That's a form of courage.

- A little. A little!

Please, Malka.

Cri

- My placenta!

- It's him.

- This crazy guy is eating my placenta.

Laughter

Sigh of disgust

Disgusting.

- Bon app, loser.

- That's disgusting.

- It disgusts me.

- You twisted bastard.

- I've lost Nathalie!

- Attends, Malka! Malka!

- Nathalie !

A woman laughs.

- Oh !

They are waiting...

- Your speech.

Jazz music

- Malka !

Sorry, sorry.

We're going back in time.

Shall we do a Z test? Malka?

I'll open the door for you.

Clicking of the handle

When can I meet you?

You... you're not saying anything?

Don't you want to say tomorrow morning?

Tuesday? Wednesday evening?

Franceinfo cafeteria, tomorrow at 8am!

With croissants.

He shouts his name.

- My croissant?

Where's my croissant?

Mocking laughter

- That's the best one. Bold, brilliant

- Friends.

And carnivorous. I like that.

Clinking of glass

- He is strong.

- Friends.

- OH...

- My friends!

The char tway keow, Do you see what it is?

- NON.

- Non...

The char tway keow,

It's the bowl of noodles the most caloric

from Southeast Asia.

Singapore's signature dish.

We tasted it on the spot.

with Nathalie.

You might say:

what the hell were you doing

In Singapore?

- Well, yes. What were you doing there?

- The future Prime Minister and her husband,

myself,

we went to Singapore

For...

- Open a bank account.

- Faucet, don't do that.

A bank account

never declared.

- The cow.

Whispers

- My friends in the press,

Dear friends in the press,

Check your emails!

Choir singing

Whispers

Phone notifications

...

Ringtone

- Come on.

...

...

- Anne Chalamont,

the future secretary general from the Élysée Palace,

must resume the casting of Matignon

following the political suicide

of the one who was, until this evening, the first candidate for the position,

Nathalie Robinet.

- She can

always seek a mandate

in Singapore.

- You valium. Know!

- On the eve

of the investiture,

We don't know who will be at Matignon.

Is it time for Isabelle Barrère?

The former Minister of the Economy

leaves the leadership of the IMF.

- In any case,

She is expected at the COP tomorrow.

She might see it there

the President of the Republic,

*who made the climate meeting

his first trip.

She moaned.

Vibrator

- Yes ?

- Isabelle...

She grumbles.

My little carnivore...

Snoring

You don't have a hidden account, do you?

In Singapore, you?

He laughed.

My lioness.

We were passing by your place with my little fiancée.

I was thinking to myself: "Hey,

"You are a woman. You are..."

"Bold. You're a predator."

"You're brilliant."

(-A woman.)

- You're a woman.

- Yes, that's twice now.

You would make an excellent Prime Minister.

We have to go.

Those who want to can't and vice versa.

Me inside.

You, Prime Minister.

That would cause sparks to fly, wouldn't it?

We just need to do a little cleaning.

Isabelle ?

Isabelle ?

Tone

...

...

- Your sister! Your sister on the phone.

- Hello? Tomorrow,

I receive about a hundred of heads of state.

That's quite a footprint.

carbon.

- You want to know how much

- Bravo.

methane contains the fart

- I don't care.

of a cow?

If I go to Matignon, the press He will search everything, including you.

- I'm clean, sister.

She laughed.

- The fondue recipe

Do you remember Dad?

That makes me fart,

But anyway,

I sleep alone.

He laughed.

Phone ringtones

- Christine? What do we say about her? From that bitch?

- This piece of trash at Matignon?

Never. She plagiarized his thesis.

- Hm.

Then even...

- Hervé Langlade.

- His wife is a climate change denier.

- Ah.

Tension music

Charles Rivera?

- Addicted

What do we think about it?

au poker online.

- Isabelle Barrère?

- Oh?

- Wow...

- No way.

- Not that cod.

His forehead is like a statue

Laughter

from Easter Island.

- It's hereditary.

It's called macrocephaly.

There's nothing I can do about it.

Vibrator

- Well, well.

It would seem that the president have a proposal.

- Lionel Perrin... Lionel Perrin.

Lionel Perrin !

- Lionel Perrin.

We can repeat it until tomorrow.

- My microbiota

is completely messed up with your nonsense.

- Perrin is a respected figure.

Vice-President of the Senate,

at the head of the commission

sustainable development.

And his essays...

A cardboard box.

He's a former terrorist.

a very angry gaucho.

- He's a complainer.

- The French love it.

- Thank you, affirmative action.

- My parents

They are from Auvergne.

- Cousins ?

- Grandpa and Grandma

were from Martinique. Are you from Alsace?

- So what?

- Martinique was French before Alsace.

I am more French than you.

- Let us,

Please.

THANKS.

Whistle

...

Tomorrow, you'll be on franceinfo

during the inauguration.

You will join us in Brussels

for the COP.

- He's too far to the left, Perrin.

This is going to scare the market. Perrin...

Who came up with such a stupid idea? You?

- You'll get the Ministry of the Interior.

- He's not going to give me anything, Perrin.

He will

what the president told him.

I am her advisor.

- You're not his Prime Minister.

- Never.

Fortunately.

- I want to speak to the president.

- No, not to the president!

No dirty tricks, Patrick.

(-Why, don't you have any?)

Intriguing soft music

Conversation indistinctly

- Nino Perrin ?

- No, no. It's Granell. Nino Granell.

- It's not the knife

the sharpest one in the drawer

but it's a competition animal.

He has an amazing memory.

- Turn around.

Turn around, lean forward.

I want you... in my... team.

Please.

- Thank you, that's kind of you.

Nino blows his nose loudly.

- But isn't he the son of...?

Lionel Perrin.

The president was thinking of your father

to become

Prime Minister.

Schuffenecker doesn't want to. But who is surprised?

Don't touch my bonsai tree!

He doesn't like it.

- But my father...

Sorry, Perrin, he didn't...

supported in the primary.

- It broadens our electoral base.

I was thinking of you

to convince him

and escort him to Paris.

We're not very close,

with my father.

- Hm.

Your name is Granell. It's Spanish.

That's your mother's name.

Yes I know.

After an election,

It's like musical chairs.

Your MP, Nathalie Robinet,

was unceremoniously ousted.

- The music will stop

And I don't have a chair.

- It seems that

You sent your CV tonight To MP Finot. Yes?

You're fast.

But he's looking for a driver.

And you don't have a license.

- How do you know?

- It's my job.

Would you like some more herbal tea? Yes.

- Non...

- Yes ?

- No... Yes. Yes, of course.

- I'm hanging around near the cockpit

of the State for 35 years.

Eventually...

One could say that I became his black box.

They laugh.

You see?

- Yes.

Which means

that I am aware of everything.

On everyone.

She laughed.

And the... the president Did my father really approve?

- Yes, it's official.

But anyway,

Perrin hasn't said yes yet.

He loves to be begged.

- Ah yes. I know the animal.

...

Tapping

And... what if he says "no" to me too?

The far right is screwing us over

in the legislative elections.

France is leaving the eurozone.

All I have to do now is go and sing.

in my choir.

You know,

at Polytechnique,

my thesis was

about black holes.

It helped me to accept it

that we don't understand everything.

Why aren't we this, this.

Why no one

doesn't make room for us.

I am in the process to offer you yours, Nino.

- Thank you for your trust.

- If Perrin is here tomorrow morning,

You will have your constituency.

Hm ?

Noisy chewing

Is everything alright?

- Yes, yes. I'm thinking about it.

- Go on, get going.

- Thank you so much.

Ouch.

Um...

But send someone else.

He sighs.

Vibrator

- The next Prime Minister,

- Hello ?

Is that your father?

- Wait, what? Who told you that?

- I didn't go to HEC, but I know Read it. It's on the Libé website.

- No, that's wrong. That's wrong, Malka.

That's completely false.

- That's wrong, OK.

- I was stupid tonight.

- Hein ?

- Repeat after me.

- No, but wait.

- "Moi, Nino Granell..."

- Me, Nino Granell, I swear...

- "Me, Nino Granell, I swear..."

- "Never to take again for a stupid girl..."

- They are chasing...

- "To no longer be taken for a fool"

Thunder

He repeats it.

"the sensational and unanimously..."

"...the coolest girl of Earth,

"Malka Lopez."

OK, that's good for your croissants. big sausage.

Cafeteria of the chain, tomorrow, 8am.

- Well... Someone has already done it

leak my father's name.

- Schuffenecker.

He doesn't love her.

Perrin knew you would refuse.

But he only wants to talk to you.

his son.

Thunder

- He really asked me to come?

She agrees.

- Come on.

- I want a state secretariat

and a constituency.

- Hm. A car

The party is waiting for you outside.

A helicopter will bring you back

both before noon.

- Nino! If you really ate Robinet's daughter's placenta,

you will be able to choose

your state secretariat.

Thunder

She laughed.

Jazz music

- It's not weather for sleeping outside.

Francine Bonnenfant, delighted.

She laughed.

- Ouch...

- You shouldn't have.

- Pardon ?

- Touch my hot water bottle.

It shouldn't have been done.

I'm kidding.

Thunder

She laughed.

He groaned.

Excuse me. Are you okay?

...

What's your name again?

- Isabelle Barrère risks to meet his brother, Pierre-Henri.

- COPs and courts of justice.

He's a regular at the COPs.

- He has always been acquitted.

- I don't believe it.

Isabelle Barrère, what do you think?

- Good morning,

You've reached the answering machine. From Nino Granell, leave a message.

Tone

...

- You were waiting

someone ?

Rap music

- Hello, you've reached the answering machine

From Malka Lopez, leave a message. Unless you're Nino.

...

- When was the last time? What did you see your dad?

- 2019.

- I got divorced in 2019.

Best decision of my life.

What's she like?

- Ton ex.

- Who is how?

The answering machine.

I have the hearing of a bat.

- He's not my ex, so...

- Okay. What's she like?

- Better than me.

- And that's it.

She realized it.

A little laugh

They stammer.

- Attends.

- Pardon.

Please talk to me.

I must ignore my bladder.

I have the beginnings of cystitis.

- Well, get well soon.

- I see.

You are emotionally underdeveloped.

You say no when you mean yes.

- Non...

- I don't know, ask me

what I do for a living.

- Well... What are you doing in life?

- Great. It's... It's great.

- I am a podiatrist and taxidermist.

- No, it's not great.

I am studying modern literature.

Stuffed animals Is that great?

- No. Absolutely not.

- And a hypocrite, too.

Okay, help me. I don't know... Sing something.

A door slams.

- No, never.

- Yes. Sorry, a pervert is staring at me

for a while now.

- Hey

I remember you always won.

You made a virtue of that triumph

I was shadow and you were light

Hey I don't know if you'll remember too.

That whenever he tried to make peace

I was a river in your sea

She's peeing.

I weigh

You've never loved me, you see.

I know I've never been yours.

Julio Iglesias.

In fact, it was the favorite song

from my mother.

Nino.

- Little Lopez.

(Malka Lopez.)

Non.

I'm not changing the teams.

But taxes...

Where is my cup?

But taxes, but taxes.

Where is she?

But taxes...

Don't worry,

Milky.

You will water my plants.

- Redis "Milky",

We will water your grave.

Groan

- Guys,

Have you seen my cup?

- I don't understand, we...

- Kidney stones, the proliferation of tattoos, Lacan...

I don't understand either. And I'm not crying.

- I'd love a Frappuccino.

You were

At the Robinet's?

- Yes.

And I discover the mess

on "JDD".

Isn't there a problem?

You are being paid to inform me

before the others.

Before being the opposite of after.

- That might change

our opening title.

My source is concrete.

He sniffs.

- Can you feel it there?

Don't you feel it?

- What does it smell like?

- The Pulitzer Prize.

The dog barks.

He groaned in pain.

- I want to present the morning show.

Guy is leaving to cover the COP in Brussels.

I want to go with him.

THE NOMINATION OF LIONEL PERRIN

WOULD COMPROMISE THE SOLVENCY OF FRANCE

Country music

...

- What are you doing here?

son of a bitch?

Who are you, you son of a bitch?

- My name is Nino. I am his son.

- Hein ?

- He has no son.

- Mr. Perrin!

I caught a son of a bitch

in the entrance.

- You shouldn't have bet about this Nathalie Robinet.

Thank you, Glory.

You will kiss your mother.

- Buy yourself a mobile phone, call her.

Yesterday, she walked

on a sea urchin, that's him

who went through hell. It's an invasion.

We need to talk about sea urchins

at the regional council,

Mr. Perrin.

- Hm.

- Dad.

We need to talk. We have 45 minutes.

- It takes me twice as long

to pee.

- There's a slut

In the garden, sir.

- Your mother is lovely.

- She's not my mother.

What the hell are you doing?

- Francine. I work for the party.

- Hello. Ah!

Are there two of you? We would need

Put the piano back together.

- Le piano de maman?

- I lent it out

to the fishermen's association.

They leave it there.

If I start doing that, the cardio will kill me.

- A piano? Absolutely.

- No, no.

Here we go.

- Yes, it does.

Out of the question.

- Your mother didn't buy only very heavy stuff.

She knew that we could

not get rid of it.

I have to give you your answer. In Chalamont in 30 minutes.

- 2002. 2012. 2014.

- I know.

You were considered for Matignon And it failed. But you have a plan.

- Of course.

I'm going to reheat the lasagna.

and watch a good thriller.

- T'as 67 ans.

The senate, It's a political graveyard.

- Yes, but it's my cemetery.

- We're offering you the chance to either lead the 7th largest economy in the world,

either to take care of the sea urchins.

- It's the same, it's to make

people's lives better.

Gently.

So.

They breathe a sigh of relief.

Because I followed your campaign.

No position taken,

No commitment.

You're talking to people who know How many calories are in a radish?

but who don't know

How much does it cost to fill the shopping cart?

- I know.

- Exactly,

our professions,

It's about knowing how to change your mind.

- Have you tried?

Fracas

Jazz music

- Hm,

And the chocolate?

- Ah.

- Noir.

- A James Bond film?

- ROGER MOORE.

- Oil or butter?

- Oh, oil!

They agree.

I love this smell.

- What happened to you?

- Fishing accident.

Here, keep it.

- THANKS.

- It brings good luck.

- He's a liar.

The accident, This is not the correct version.

- Ah good ? And which version do you want?

- "I was a terrorist apprentice, "I messed up, I apologize."

- Listen, son.

We won't get it.

For Matignon, it's a no. That's it.

People want emotions, I have some ideas.

Do you have any ideas?

I'm not going to play Matignon to this stupid game?

Hm, hmm.

I love beating you at this thing.

He breathes.

He laughed.

Drop it.

Drop it.

He grumbles.

- "What's the point of changing everything?" while the only

"transformation radicale

"of this world consists above all

"to keep it."

Nino whistles.

Perrin acquiesce.

Jazz music

- SO ?

- I prefer Taylor Swift.

- No, go ahead.

- Are you talking about the text?

Hm...

That's a bit pessimistic.

Reactionary.

- My old friend, optimism

is a mental illness.

In any case,

Flammarion wants to release it

as soon as school starts again.

- Good.

Chalamont and the president

They think you're ideal for Matignon.

- What do you think, son?

- It's now or never, Dad.

You remain a reformer. If there is

idiots in the National Assembly,

It's the idiots' fault.

If the public hospital system is failing,

it's the fault of those

which are destroying its budget

- If chocolate makes you gain weight,

It's the chocolate's fault.

Life is unfair.

Missed again.

(-Come on...)

- SO ?

(-Concentrate, old man.)

Yellow. And...

rouge.

- Damage.

No Matignon for me.

- That's impossible! That's not true.

- Finally, you're supposed to

trust me.

- Watch.

Watch.

- No. You have to trust me.

Oh no!

Fracas

Do you see what you've done?

This is just ordinary fascism.

- We will have broken our record.

- That record?

- That was our conversation

the longest in 5 years.

Do you think that's normal?

He laughed.

- Welcome to the 21st century, my friend.

Normality no longer exists.

Nino.

- Yes ?

What are you going to do without a faucet?

- Ben...

Apparently, the job center opens at 8:30 am.

I can beg for a job

with your friend Schuffenecker.

Call Chalamont. Tell him

that I want to play one last time.

- Fire.

- 21 blank shots will be fired

the new tenant of the Élysée Palace.

- It remains to be seen who will be his Prime Minister.

We will talk about it

with Mr. Schuffenecker,

But first,

News update with Malka Lopez.

Television

...

A little laugh

- Sorry, sorry.

THANKS.

He was a handsome guy, your father.

- That's not him next to my mother.

It's Julio Iglesias.

She was a fan.

Vibrator

(Chalamont.)

Yes hello,

- Nino.

Anne.

- Turn on the TV.

- We'll be in Paris...

Turn on the TV!

- Franceinfo had access

to an internal report from a financial rating agency

questioning the country's solvency

if a refractory figure to The supply-side policy was named.

Lionel Perrin, for example.

In other words, The markets don't want Perrin.

- France doesn't want Perrin.

And I have faith in France.

Perrin has been around for a while now wants to be Prime Minister

if that had been the case,

It would have happened.

And it didn't happen.

- In your opinion, the Isabelle Barrère moment

Is it inevitable?

- This reeks of state blackmail.

- Schuff wants to overtake us.

He absolutely wants Barrère as Matignon.

The president hesitates. Bring in Perrin.

in Paris, but not at the Élysée Palace.

It's hot in Mexico City

- Attends...

It's hot...

It's hot in Mexico City. It's hot...

I can't calm down.

- What a mess...

- Are you okay?

- Yes, it's fine. It's fine...

I lost a... a coin

and I...

- Come on.

New shoes.

- Exactly.

- They're all the same.

Each pair holds about ten years.

Next June, I will be 68 years old.

Well, a damaged aorta, obviously.

But, I tell you,

I can feel it.

I'm entitled to one last pair.

- You're not going to tell him anything?

He doesn't have the guts to say it.

- Say what?

- It's over. You're out of the running.

- No! Not at all, Dad.

They just want to shift.

ta nozén.

Schuffenecker filtered A bogus report, that's it.

- Alright. The president is going to Brussels.

non ?

He whistles.

Brussels. Let's go.

- There are protocols.

- Protocols, Dad. We can't.

There are 21,000 delegates at the COP. It will pass.

Brussels.

- Sorry, sir.

- He is sorry.

He groaned.

Oh, is that okay?

Are you okay, Dad? No, no, no...

Growling

The bag? You want the bag?

Do you want some tablets?

How are you ?

He groaned.

- Are you alright, sir?

- Brussels.

He's crazy!

- Brussels.

- He's joking.

- He's not joking?

- He's not joking.

Dad!

- Stop!

Cris

- Do you want your state secretariat?

He's crazy!

- Brussels! Mobile phones.

Quickly !

- Give me your mobile phone.

- Quick, quick, quick!

Brussels.

- I'm going to throw up.

- He's going to vomit.

- I will make it a point of honor to vomit on you.

Tension music

- Isabelle Barrère. This is Schuffenecker's twisted plan.

- Do we have a twisted plan?

- Find me some information about her.

- There must be some.

- Her rhinoplasty?

- And what about his brother, the idiot?

He had a case of embezzlement.

Soph.

- Anne !

Anne !

- Oh dear, not him.

It's worse than gastroenteritis.

- Perrin is out, Anne.

In the markets, the agencies of

Scoring is like referees:

We can't play without it.

- Referees can be bought.

- He can do without it by tomorrow.

- Patrick ! Patrick !

things.

- The train to Brussels,

Patrick !

Departure at 11am, will leave from platform 5.

Military music

*Quotes in English

*...

...

Groan of pain

Sigh of surprise

Notification

- Our friend showed up in Brussels.

- That's not true!

- Hello? It's a mess.

Patrick is in the offices.

No, to the toilet.

The journalists' murmur

Dramatic music

- Isabelle Barrère, Is this a good idea?

- Clear out.

- Move aside.

Wait.

- Why are you here?

- Have you spoken with the president?

Are you in Brussels for the COP?

- No, for the sun.

No, I am very happy

to represent France and its ecological ambition.

Perrin's indistinct remarks

- Do you hear?

- Shit !

- Well, yeah, damn it.

- What's going on? Is that Patrick?

There are always solutions.

- Do you confirm your appointment?

At Matignon?

- Listen.

First of all, I would like to greet the president's political courage.

And then, give him freedom to announce his decision alone.

...

Thank you so much.

The journalists' murmur

...

- Let me through, damn it.

- Father!

Let me through!

Horn

- Clear out! Clear out!

He's sick! Dad!

He laughed.

...

You have just been appointed to Matignon.

You're a real sicko.

Give me back my phone.

- We can't disavow it.

You can't defuse a bomb which has already exploded.

- Is that your microbiota?

They laugh.

- No, it's Perrin.

- What's he doing in Brussels?

- Hello? Believed.

- Oh!

Nino Granell.

- Speaker.

- What's he doing?

- What are you doing?

In Brussels?

- Politics, either we do it,

Either we're being tricked.

Here, you are... to do it to me.

- Women, Pope. Women.

Yes, hello? Anne?

Perrin heads the commission

sustainable development

in the Senate.

They say he's going to the COP as a senator.

It's calming...

- Lionel.

I want to talk

with Lionel.

A small, mocking laugh

- She doesn't want to talk to me.

Anne, you know perfectly well

that I can drown

the five-year term.

So, let's see.

- Yes, we see.

She hesitates.

See you at the bar of the Théâtre du Parc.

In the royal quarter.

- OK. With the president, of course.

- Yes, he will be there. Of course.

Waiting for,

Keep a low profile.

- And thank you for the car.

- Perrin needs to be dealt with.

- Yes.

- A press conference is being organized for him.

- OK. A press briefing.

Did we send a car to Perrin?

- Nino ?

You were aware

A reversal at the Élysée Palace?

Hein ?

He breathes.

I can't hear you, speak louder.

- Yes, I messed up, sorry.

The president and Chalamont

are going to Brussels

And she wants to fight for you.

I suggest we calm down.

We breathe.

I hope you know what you're doing.

OK, you don't know what you're doing.

- Jazz.

- Jazz ?

- Le tempo. J'improvise. Jazz.

Jazz music

...

- This isn't a theatre.

- I like your dad.

- It's you I don't like.

This is all your fault.

Committee of what?

Excuse me, what reception committee?

- You're stressed, Nino.

- Yes, Dad, I'm stressed.

I'm not at ease. According to my therapist,

I have excess cortisol.

- Do you have a therapist?

- I'm working 25-hour days.

- You don't need a shrink,

It's a union.

- What is this reception committee?

- It's me.

He laughed.

Saul Ravelstein.

Future ex-commissioner to crisis management.

5 minutes, Lionel.

No more. You really believed

that there was going to be A welcoming committee?

Are you going to get very angry?

- Open the door, we're leaving.

I love it.

- You're really

Crazy, Saul.

- No, just an old geezer in the autumn of his life.

I should have listened to my mother and never grow old.

Francine laughed.

Who are you?

- Someone who pays their taxes.

- Do you trust us?

- Yes.

- Non.

- Lionel Perrin.

Unfamiliar with the pitfalls,

to the dishonorable reality of life.

Always ready to go for it

If it's just to get screwed.

I saw your sketch on TV.

The one at the airport.

Fortunately that we had a car there.

Groan of effort

- Wait. Why are we here?

- I am, as they say, a repentant.

That's the name given to repentant criminals in Calabria.

- Here, we usually say "big bastard".

"Coward".

"Traitor".

- His Highness,

Prince Kropotkin and I,

We prefer the word "anarchist".

I sold ages ago

Your father for a briefcase.

- Which briefcase?

- Where is he going?

- Were you together in '79?

The ortolan bunting case?

- The ortolan case.

Fabulous. Is that the name?

- Open the door.

Where is it going?

- Do you know this patron saint, darling?

- I went to public school, darling.

- Say hello

at Saint Ambrose,

patron saint of beekeepers.

Sigh

Grunts of effort

I owe you one.

Do you want to be Prime Minister or not?

Intriguing music

...

Bip

- There you go. I have the 110g of Gruyère cheese.

320g of Emmental cheese.

Alpine Gruyère, 512.

Beaufort, 100. And 5g of garlic powder.

- Cumin, 39.

- Yes.

Sage, 43.

- Is that Isabelle Barrère?

- It's primarily a fondue recipe.

- Last night, with his brother, PHB.

- Pierre-Henri Barrère,

CEO of the PHB group.

- An old man

environmental consultant, retarded

passive with the law, but...

very pretty

Pair of buttocks. In short, this crook

pocketed 2 million euros in European subsidies.

- The money was never found.

It has been classified.

- Nonsense.

Saul...

The finance department Public opinion has stifled the affair.

Who was the minister at the time?

- Isabelle Barrère.

Where did the recording come from?

- A fish

doesn't boast

to breathe underwater.

Yesterday, they exchanged

about ten calls.

Everything is there.

If Isabelle Barrère ends up at Matignon, She and her brother will do the cleaning.

The question remains: where?

- Dad? It's worth it

To check all that, right?

Si Schuffenecker

plans a dirty trick.

We will be able to retaliate.

- These are his methods.

Not mine.

- If you brought me here,

that's what you're doing to me

a little confidence.

Chalamont m'a dit

that you had asked me for.

Ravelstein ride.

You didn't ask for anything, Dad?

Ah... I should have known.

- What are your methods?

- Nino...

It's what ?

A string of failures?

You're ruining my career here.

- What career?

He laughed.

- He's right.

To play at being a terrorist or to

TVs with your constipated face,

if it's just to get screwed,

You go for it.

It's a personal form

Cowardice, that's good.

- Listen, Nino, you're not too stupid, But that's not enough.

I failed at being a father.

But I'll do you one last favor.

- It will also be the 1st.

- I don't know

what Chalamont promised you,

But if I end up at Matignon,

You'll never be in government.

One, because it's pure nepotism.

There can only be one Perrin

on the market. Two,

because you will never

that's what's needed.

Jazz music

...

- Anne, it's me.

We just arrived.

Cri

Is Perrin supposed to come down?

Pikel screams.

Melancholic music

...

- Perrin, that's...

It's a butterfly.

It's beautiful to look at. It's flying everywhere.

It has a lifespan of 24 hours.

- It's 48 hours,

the lifespan of a butterfly.

The nomination,

It's for tomorrow, Patrick.

Patrick ?

- For the round table,

Tell them I'm coming,

All of that, all of that. You've got it covered.

Are you following me?

Follow my reasoning, not me.

Carillon

I've been taking it for 30 years Two things happened when I got up.

A good dose of determination and a decaf.

30 years old.

This morning, I took than a double espresso.

It's because of you.

It's your fault.

You promised

to clear my criminal record.

- If you gave me some information.

You were unreachable.

In the meantime,

Chalamont filed a complaint.

There's an arrest warrant out for you.

- What ?

- The idea was to stick Perrin,

no castration of the driver.

- There shouldn't have been a camera.

- You used to be a cop, Francine.

You were trained

to that possibility, right?

We've never met.

- Wait.

I have information.

There is a voice recorder in the beehive.

- Find yourself a good lawyer.

- Let go of me and I'll fuck you.

- Immolate yourself in a public place

lieutenant.

Go on, get out of here.

- I never forget an asshole.

Ominous music

...

- Pardon. Excuse me. Pardon.

Pardon.

Good morning.

Bip

You know where it comes in

M. Schuffenecker ?

- Go for it.

You are not obliged

to be unpleasant.

- Nor to be pleasant.

- Thank you.

- Sir, this way.

- Take the mythical scene of Ulysses,

in The Odyssey.

He's returning after 20 years.

No one recognizes him anymore.

No one left.

Not even his girlfriend. Nobody.

No one, except Argos. And who is that?

His beloved dog, dying, Blind. Oh. Oh there.

Excuse me.

- It doesn't matter.

Advertisement in English

...

Are you in Brussels?

- No. I am a hologram.

I'm covering the COP.

- Malka. Malka... I'm sorry...

- You disappeared this morning,

You've been disappearing for months.

- I'm going to stop the disappearances.

- I wanted a Frappuccino.

- That and caffeine.

And you lied to me. Regarding Perrin's candidacy?

- You violated 15 codes of ethics

with this report

Created to screw my father.

- I did my job.

She did her job...

Yes, yes. Probably...

my father is not

the best person for the job.

I confess, Malka,

I've changed my mind far too many times.

And I lied to you once,

But it's over. I promise.

- To change your mind?

- Yes. No. To lie.

I've never felt so good than with you.

But really.

I was going to tell you next time

every time we do something,

a movie, eating a burrito...

- It's good that you said it.

- When was the last time

Did we do something?

11 months.

- And Mr. Schuffenecker...

- Oh yes...

the higher representative...

- You're not here for him?

Just yesterday,

You were calling him garbage.

- But no.

"I will never work for him."

- I'm not coming to see him.

I have a...

I have an appointment with a...

an MEP who...

who is looking for

parliamentary assistants and...

I have a date with him.

- A Member of the European Parliament?

You? Here?

- Yeah.

- Ah, that's good!

That's the gentleman over there.

- He's calling you, your MEP.

- Yes. One second, I'm coming.

I'll be right back.

- Are you Mr. Ortega?

- Yes...

- You are an interpreter

Spanish ?

- Yes.

- Mr. Fritz. We exchanged emails.

- Wait.

I am not an interpreter, Mr. Fridge.

- Fritz. M. Fritz. "Fridge",

It's "frigo" in English.

Do I look English?

- Non.

- So let's go.

Put this on.

We are more than 10 minutes late.

Here we go.

- Did you see the email we received?

- Non.

- We have a little surprise interview.

- The French government

in English

will always prefer to have

a small influence on major decisions,

rather than a great influence on small decisions.

- And could you tell us about it?

What about your latest environmental action?

He thinks.

- The cremation of my mother-in-law.

Hein ?

He laughed.

I'm kidding.

- They've already started.

- Where are we going?

Come on, let's go.

Go for it.

- But I'm not talking...

- Go ahead. Take your places.

What were you saying?

- My house is your house.

I am a Spanish interpreter.

English lyrics

...

He snores.

- The formation of classes

gave birth to this contemplation...

Crackling

- I have a recording with me Isabelle Barrère's dubious.

- Get out of here, you clown.

...

- Translation, please?

- Translate, you idiot.

Come on.

Come on.

He stammers.

I remember

In Spanish

that it was always you who was winning.

What you were doing From this triumph, a virtue.

Me,

I was the shadow, and you were the light.

Is always happier

the one who loved it the most.

And that one, it's always...

It was me.

- Julio Iglesias?

(-Pardon.)

- Dear colleague,

(-I adore.)

You are right.

We all need with a touch of lyricism

to overcome our differences.

I hope the opportunity will present itself very soon.

- It's about Barrère's brother.

It could kill his candidacy.

- The future is An invention of optimists.

- Very good. Chalamont

and my father are together.

- You have a...

They'll be thrilled with that.

(Do you have a problem with your father?)

Who doesn't have a problem with their father?

Do you want something?

Unless you're Santa Claus.

What do you want ?

What do you want ?

- A state secretariat, a constituency and guarantees.

- THANKS.

In Chinese

Can we have Hot sauce?

Leave my shrimp alone, it seems

that you're going to ejaculate on it.

- Last night,

You were talking to your brother.

He gave you a fondue recipe.

You were saying

that it made it fart.

- I told you. Ravelstein.

A paranoid person.

He records everyone.

You've got a tiny crumb.

- No, it's herpes.

Where were we? Ah yes.

There is nothing against me and my brother.

- We still need to avoid to talk about his past.

- Perrin is likely to confirm his appointment.

- Nonsense. It's a butterfly.

It doesn't live any longer than...

So.

- He will be live

on franceinfo in 30 minutes.

- Can I borrow your mobile phone?

He acquiesces.

I'm fed up. I'm fed up!

I'm fed up with you and your schemes.

With Perrin at Matignon,

you will never

Minister of the Interior.

- I know where Chalamont is And my father. We can arrest them.

- Stop.

Stop, it's pointless.

- I'll call the car.

- I can't call.

- A State Secretariat

And I'll give it to you.

That would be a real shame that the press

seizes it.

- Stop Perrin's little act

And I will make you happy.

Sometimes I wish I could

to live like my mother.

She raised pheasants in Dordogne.

She was basking in the sun,

She wasn't doing anything.

He grumbles.

We never have enough time.

That's the modern tragedy, time.

Tristan and Isolde didn't have time.

Romeo and Juliet, same struggle.

We know how it ends.

It ends in a shitty way.

because of the weather.

1871, what does that ring a bell?

- The Paris Commune.

- Anything.

These are the points lost by the CAC 40

ever since Perrin started doing his act.

What happened between you two?

Between me and the French, He chose the French.

- Let's recap.

You are going to explain

that you are in Brussels

to represent your committee.

- The idea of ​​the interview

is to extinguish the media fire.

- After your attack on sincerity

at the airport.

- Hm...

You said that the president

of the Republic would be there.

- He is detained.

- That doesn't change anything.

Tomorrow, I will pronounce your name

At the Élysée Palace. Not before.

Vibrator

- Anne.

Why me?

You have some dinosaurs

at the Luxembourg Palace.

- You are our T-rex.

He's imitating a T-rex.

- You are the best

for the position, Lionel.

- And what about other times?

- You weren't.

- 15 minutes, sir.

- I can't talk right now.

- Come on.

- That might interest us.

- And your son? He's been kidnapped

By Martians?

- Oh, they must be giving priority an intelligent life form.

- Get in the car, I'm coming.

- We're taking Nino to the theatre.

The dictaphone will be deciphered there.

I saw everything with the driver.

I'm managing.

- Which driver?

- Good morning.

Théâtre du Parc, 3 rue de la Loi, Please.

Did you miss me?

He shouts.

- Wait !

...

Oh !

- Schuff, do you want your dictaphone? That interests me.

- Stop immediately.

Turn off the engine.

She laughed.

Nino moaned.

- I've been watching you.

You're friends with Schuff, NOW ?

- What did you think of me?

- Schuff is taking you for a ride as he led me on a merry chase.

We're the little guys in this story.

History always screwes over the little guys.

Squealing of tires

- What did you think of me?

- The dictaphone.

- What are you going to do?

with ?

- Chalamont wants it.

- Who are you?

- Oh.

- It's a stop sign, oh!

- I don't speak English.

Tomorrow,

I'm going to have a hard time parking.

my mother's Honda

at the shopping cart exit of Leclerc.

I'm going to have to explain to him that I'm going to lose custody of my child.

that I have neither a boyfriend nor a German Shepherd, no fear

to pay for orthodontics, or the lawyer who will take on my case.

- She's crazy.

- That's tomorrow.

We're going to screw Schuffenecker.

- The dictaphone.

She's crazy. She...

Nino crie.

The dictaphone!

- You're crazy!

They are shouting.

...

Look at the road.

Nino crie.

Nino is crying.

- OK.

I give up.

Pass me my hot water bottle.

Come on, pass me my hot water bottle

And get lost with your thing. Go on.

Nino moaned.

Nino crie.

- Sorry.

Nino moaned.

It'll be OK.

My mother's dog was barking

again 15 minutes later.

Under the tongue. It melts. There you go.

(Come on.)

...

- JO de Sydney en taekwondo.

DGSE. Bath, Kabul, Bangkok.

That's funny.

You gouged out someone's eye...

- From a pedophile.

- From an official at the Quai d'Orsay.

He laughed.

This incident

worth an administrative suspension.

That's perfectly normal, really.

Now is the time

What does Schuffenecker find?

like a true prince of charity,

to suggest you stick Perrin.

Against God knows what.

And you, hey, come to my HQ

steal my car.

The news

about Barrère's brother?

- Withdraw your complaint.

- Europol.

Assault

And what about vehicle theft, does that ring a bell?

- Your papers. Right away.

- Elle me gave,

- Hm, hmm.

Chalamont.

What are these people called?

Are you sure you're right about everything?

- Left-wing people?

- Narcissistic.

- If there is anything on Barrère I want to know about it.

We couldn't have dreamed of anything better like place

for our live broadcast from

the epicenter of world politics,

this COP in Brussels.

First, allow me

to begin with a vaudeville

very French: the battle

from Matignon.

Lionel Perrin,

Good morning.

Suspenseful music

- Hey !

Hey !

Hey !

Help me.

He speaks poorly.

Nino crie.

Help me.

Come here. Come here.

- Do you know who Michel Gérard was?

- Open it. Open the door.

- We'll leave him alone.

He shouts.

- Mr. Gérard was

the only elected peasant MP

at the general assembly of 1789.

Grunts of effort

Two centuries later,

He would never have sat on it.

Because our Parliament,

It shines through its parity. but above all

the least representative in terms

of classes, of the Fifth Republic.

Today, Michel Gérard drives a diesel car.

He works from 7am to 7pm. He's taking loads of antidepressants.

And like more and more people,

he has more to gain than to lose

to destruction

of the established order.

That's why I'm telling you

if ecology cannot be

She will not be bourgeois.

- That's perfect,

we actually have some news

revolutionary for you.

- You tell the story in your book,

during your university years,

you were in charge of the commando

revolutionary "Lightning",

renowned for his sabotage

in places

- Let's be wary

of power.

of those who were not radicals in their youth.

- We are going to have the testimony

of a person directly related

Who will shed light on these episodes?

So we call Mrs. Peyrolles.

- Madame Peyrolles,

- THANKS.

Good morning.

Senator Perrin

has changed radically

Your father's life?

- He destroyed it.

Intriguing music

That was in 1979.

My father was a policeman and Mr. Perrin,

a terrorist.

- Mr. Perrin, you participated

at the hold-up of the Le Benoit club

May 1, 79.

An episode with serious consequences,

hitherto unknown.

- No one was injured.

- The lieutenant of the national police

Calixte Peyrolles suffers,

even today,

neurological after-effects.

My father doesn't know anymore tie your shoelaces.

- Can we claim the trust of French people, when you've been involved in that?

Answer right after Aurélie's little news update.

- It was Lionel Perrin. The senator

The Socialist Party will clearly not be the next Prime Minister.

- Don't let him go, guys.

He has only one desire: to disappear.

Mechanism

Exclamation

- Mr. Perrin?

- We've lost Perrin. Literally.

- Bah ?

- I have always been non-violent.

- Non.

Bring me back up.

It's over, Dad. Over.

No, no, no. That's not true.

How does it work?

- Perrin is coming back up.

- Where were you? Where was he?

- I don't know... But?

- That's not true!

He goes back down.

The live stream starts in 90 seconds

is on you. Find Perrin.

Who screwed me up?

- What are you doing with Perrin?

Such idiots?

- Dad. I'm saving you from being lynched.

So go back inside.

Take care of the sea urchins.

Finish your book.

In a month, we'll have a drink. We'll tell each other everything.

- Ah good ?

- It's a Schuff and Barrère stunt.

What remarkable intuition.

That doesn't change anything

to the seriousness of your actions.

You did it, didn't you?

- I don't know.

Maybe.

Apparently.

- Move aside.

- Damn it, get a move on! Do something.

- Who can tell me where Perrin is?

- Can we raise the hatch?

- 10. 9.

- Where is Perrin?

- Who is he?

- You're not Perrin.

- I am my father's son.

- Perrin. Perrin's son.

- Security.

See my card.

Check.

That makes you

2 buzzers for the price of one.

- Who is it ?

- A spokesperson for the Élysée Palace.

- Do you know each other?

- That's not true! Let's go.

- I'll tell you,

Take advantage of this interview,

Tomorrow, I'm going to get you fired.

- 0. Go !

Cri

- We thank Senator Perrin

and we welcome a special guest

for last-minute lighting.

So, Nino Perrin,

Hello. You are

Presidential spokesperson.

YOU...

- Is your father about to become

The next Prime Minister?

- Absolutely not.

Mr. Perrin remains a senator of the Republic.

If he must have

a commission of inquiry,

we can trust

(-He has no shoes.)

to the parliamentarians to carry it out.

- We work here,

on the answer we can

to contribute to the climate crisis.

- According to many indicators,

Unfortunately, it's too late.

- Which indicators?

- Let's say you have in front of you

someone who has lost hope.

What would you say to him?

- I think we made a mistake.

We made a mistake

with the race for progress

and this narcissistic delusion

of the Anthropocene.

Because...

why change

things if it's not

So that they are worth it?

If it's not

to protect the bees,

progressive taxes,

Social Security,

the sound of the hands of a clock.

Boredom.

Desserts with the family.

Yogurts

with the pieces of fruit.

Snow in winter.

And winter, period.

And then there's your time.

What is it for?

to change everything

whereas today, the only transformation

radical of this world

consists primarily of

to keep it?

- SO,

I'm coming back to

The question:

your father never

- No, no. They're...

Was he considered for Matignon?

These are baseless rumors.

Nothing unusual happened before the nomination

of the future Prime Minister.

- Wait. You just said

"The future Prime Minister"? So it is indeed Isabelle Barrère?

- Thank you so much.

She sighs.

- It's hot in Mexico City.

It's hot in Mexico City

It's hot in Mexico City

It's hot in Mexico City

It's hot in...

She screams.

It's hot in Mexico City!

...

SO ?

- It's a fondue recipe.

- 5 g of garlic powder. Cumin, 39.

Sage, 43. Grated nutmeg, 120.

- There is far too much nutmeg.

- 110 g of Gruyère cheese.

Schuffenecker chantonne.

- ... 512. Beaufort, 100.

And 100g of garlic powder.

He stops the recording.

- I'm really sorry, Lionel.

Don't worry, we're all left-wing.

- Okay, let's go, and quickly.

Order :

We must distance ourselves from Perrin,

to remove it from our media narrative.

We cannot be seen with him.

And never, ever,

in the same car.

- Perfect. Hasta la vista, friends.

Hey! That's my sedan!

Never.

- If we go out on foot,

We will be slaughtered by the press.

- Nino was on the air,

He will be in front, we will be behind.

The windows are tinted.

- There is no room

for all of us.

- He's amazing.

- In 2017,

Édouard Philippe made the journey

between the HQ and the Assembly

- Excellent idea.

hidden under a blanket.

We put Lionel in the trunk.

- That's a shitty idea.

But that's been the case since last night.

- Wait, I didn't say that.

- I agree.

- You're not going into the trunk.

- I say that I agree

to go there!

- Well, if he wants to...

- If he agrees, there you go.

- Everything is falling into place.

- What do you want?

Soft music

...

- Revelations from the spokesperson

disable

definitely the Perrin route and make imminent

the appointment of Barrère.

- Come on, when was the last time Did you enjoy it? 2007?

- Don't you have a kiwi?

- ... are going right now to the president.

Let us remember,

He has to confirm this tonight. the appointment of Isabelle Barrère.

- When do we stop?

I really need to pee.

...

- I have a question.

Who is Francine Bonnenfant?

- The state is like sausage.

Nice, but no one wants to know how it's done.

- It's not from you.

That's what Von Bismarck said.

- He said it in German.

...

Blows

- T'as dit 2 minutes.

- Non.

I said that Damage

came to get us.

- I'm going to die here, damn it.

- Did you know about the injured police officer?

- Of course not.

I was young, that's all.

I may have made a mistake.

- It's good.

I'd never heard of you before

to say that you messed up.

- That's how we know that we are alive.

When we screw up.

I will never vote for a guy who never messes up.

No one had filed a complaint.

Schuffenecker's father

had to bury the case

because his briefcase was used to bribe an elected official.

- Which briefcase? You never told me about it.

- Be happy

that I have secrets!

It's better to trust

- You never told me anything.

to those who have secrets.

What if it had leaked? When were you in office?

You would have blown up some eggs?

- Damn it!

Jazz, jazz! The gentleman is playing jazz.

At the time, we had convictions.

What do you have? A LinkedIn account.

How do we prevent people from knowing? The crap we do?

We don't do them!

- Shut up, Nino...

Quite simply.

- You, shut your mouth for once. Shut your mouth!

Shut up !

He is here. He plays the drums.

Jazzman. The gentleman plays jazz.

Jazzman !

It imitates a drum kit.

Miles Davis.

...

- Malka, come and see.

The next Secretary of State.

Secretary of State for absolutely nothing.

Opening beeps

Someone is arriving.

Perrin groaned.

- T'es abominable.

I feel that this conversation will be a success.

Blows

...

A little bit of jazz.

- The circus act

when I present for the first time.

Probably the last one.

- I'm sorry.

- Stop

to be sorry.

- Yes, be quiet.

- Stop being yourself for a second.

- Is...

- No, be quiet.

"The only

"radical transformation of this world

"consists of preserving it."

I've never heard of you talking like that.

He coughs loudly.

...

It was beautiful. It was touching.

You really believed

We were going to make out?

- Yes...

- How do you do it?

to be deceitful and naive

at the same time ?

- Hm...

The worst part is that this morning,

I was still thinking... You know when

We said we would live together?

I wanted to give you a blowjob

in the elevator at Ikea...

- Oh! I think I have...

I need to be alone longer to achieve

I am so sorry.

- That's perfect.

- 10 minutes.

- Don't call me anymore.

- OK.

You mean more this afternoon? Not tonight, then?

Never again.

- I don't understand.

Are you leaving me?

- I think that's the idea.

It's the lesser of two evils.

Get your father out of the trunk.

- Don't let her go.

- Malka, attends ! Attends,

crétin !

We can talk. Malka!

Malka !

I wanted to grow old with you.

Dramatic music

...

- A car from the Quai d'Orsay

will be here in 30 minutes.

Pikelfleisch will wait with you on the 3rd floor.

- Come on.

- The president took

If he makes that decision, we have to go.

- Come on.

He sighs.

...

- In current political news,

this information

explosive situation concerning Lionel Perrin.

Former far-left activist, the socialist senator under consideration...

- SO ?

- The president has just left.

Is a dictaphone okay?

- Yes.

- Mr. Secretary of State,

I'm counting on you

in my government.

The president will announce it tonight. au cocktail.

I am here

First

Cheers

minister !

...

- ISABELLE! ISABELLE! ISABELLE!

Sad music

...

- They didn't do that?

- Yes. They did it.

It might be worth it to

Listen to that damn dictaphone again, shall we?

- Mission for the Secretary of State:

we'll have to go

Get us some champagne.

Right now!

Festive music

...

Action music

...

in English

- She's the best girlfriend of my life!

...

...

- Sorry. Excuse me.

Hello. Sorry.

Pardon.

Dad. Come here.

- Nino ?

- It's done.

Can I ask you a question?

- What are you doing ?

- Come, Dad.

Hey !

The accusation is bogus.

Schuff set everything up.

They were actors.

- You don't do that to me!

- What was it?

- I'll explain.

- Where is the mini Perrin?

- A fake victim?

- A fake victim.

- So, friends, how are those bubbles?

Beep

Explosion

- Jazz ?

- Jazz.

Alarm

- We need to call the cops.

- Never the cops!

The press must not know anything.

I am a man of communication!

I am meticulous!

That's why my wife left me.

Jazz music

...

Danceable pop music

- Who is celebrating their retirement

In this kind of place?

...

- In all training programs,

even in jazz, quartets,

Coltrane, for example,

They are never friends.

If you're friends, you can get angry.

and screw everything up.

Never be friends.

I was friends with that idiot.

A good load of crap

Again, that.

You might say... if that were the only one!

In 2012,

the day after the presidential election,

Two clowns from the center of the Socialist Party,

who drink a good ten

of gin-tonics,

started calling people

by promising them Matignon.

The phone wakes me up.

It's 3am.

I pick up the phone and I have this son of a bitch on the phone.

who calmly told me:

"Mr. Hollande"

"Thinking of you for Matignon."

Like an idiot, I believe it.

I'm cancelling my appointments.

I was going to call you.

It wasn't possible.

- Nothing happened the next day.

I didn't receive a call.

- That's so me...

Nothing ever happens the next day.

- Do you remember...

When was the last time you called me?

To find out if I had stolen War and Peace from you.

- You were an early reader.

- I was at summer camp

On vacation, Dad.

Who reads War and Peace at age 8?

- Oh!

You'll see who's reading this.

War and Peace at age 8.

- Yeah. He looks like a hostage.

I look like a hostage

in all our photos.

- I don't know...

I couldn't have asked for better

as a hostage.

Okay, Matignon...

All of that...

Hm.

- You were going for me, right?

- Oh...

- You're incredible.

You realize you're the turkey of

So you're just telling me this is a joke, that's all you're saying?

It was to do me a favor.

Because without you,

hein ?

I can't cope.

Mr. Lionel Perrin.

Are you going to get angry?

- Non.

- You're going to get angry.

- I'm not angry!

- So? You thought to yourself

that you loved each other?

- I don't know.

Thank you for asking the question.

Did we say that?

We've said it,

non ?

I don't know, Dad.

You know what happened

Since last night?

- What ?

- What? I ate a placenta.

I was electrocuted.

by a madwoman. I completely

It ruined my career forever.

And worst of all, my girlfriend...

My girlfriend definitely

buried our couple.

All because I held on

to build a bridge.

Very fragile.

It's not the Golden Gate Bridge.

A small bridge

who can link me to you, Dad.

To the emotionally handicapped

who raised me.

But I didn't succeed, Dad.

I failed.

He sighs.

My life is...

a hostile place.

And I'm just not good at it.

to experience it.

Fracas

Nino moaned.

- Nino ?

He breathes.

How are you ?

The recording is starting.

You didn't hurt yourself?

- Anyway, it makes me fart.

- I forgot, There's nothing in your thing.

- Nutmeg, 120.

- Not her.

- There's too much nutmeg

in this recipe.

- Then 5g of garlic...

You guys got ripped off.

- Cumin, 39.

- The fondue...

- Switzerland...

The recipe is numbers.

- 5 g d'ail

- CH93. It's an account.

in powder form. Cumin, 39.

Sage, 43.

- It's a bank account.

- FEWER RICH PEOPLE, MORE BEEHIVES!

FEWER RICH PEOPLE, MORE BEEHIVES!

- You've reached the answering machine by Malka Lopez,

Leave a message. Unless you're Nino.

- Still nothing?

- FEWER RICH PEOPLE, MORE BEEHIVES!

In a few minutes, the president will confirm

the nomination, no doubt,

Isabelle Barrère at Matignon,

within this COP,

the true epicenter of politics.

It is in this room that she will speak...

- Herpes.

Is it noticeable?

- Uh...

- This story from the past with Perrin?

You planned everything, didn't you?

- What ?

- We have to go.

- Ah, yes !

- Above all, a good dose of optimism.

Brouhaha

- You saw

Malka Lopez? Malka Lopez? Nobody?

Malka ? Malka ? Non ?

- The best!

Brilliant, bold, predatory. I like it.

Military music

...

Ladies and gentlemen,

Please welcome

the soon-to-be-former director of the IMF,

Mrs. Isabelle Barrère.

Applause

- THANKS.

- Ladies ambassadors,

Ambassadors,

Ladies and gentlemen,

Dear friends. Before that

the President of the Republic

do not take this place, allow me

to open with a quote

d'Adam Smith.

"Man is an animal" who engages in exchanges.

"No other animal does that."

These sentences could have been written today.

We need to trust more

to the egalitarian promise of a system

commercial than to the nature of a dog,

although he is the noblest creature.

That's saying something. I was keen I wanted to share this thought with you.

I look forward to your questions.

- Ms. Barrère, Laurence Reynaert,

THANKS.

for France 3.

Ecology is absent tonight.

- In the 1990s, some said

that the end of the world was more conceivable only as that of capitalism.

- That's a pleonasm.

(-CH93, 03, 32, 03.)

- Javier Abisu, EFE agency.

Any other questions?

Last year was the hottest place on Earth.

Are you aware of this?

- "May you live in times interesting," as stated

the Chinese proverb.

(-Hey, hey. It's me.)

(That's Nino.)

(-What are you doing here?)

(You were supposed to talk to me more.)

(-Absolutely.)

- ...the exact opposite.

Flat times where the bonds of concord...

(-Yes.)

(-You're still talking to me, right?)

(I apologize, I'll stop after this.)

(Barrère's brother) pocketed 2 million)

(in European subsidies.)

In this account.)

- Pascal Liebart, AFP.

You are next

Prime Minister?

- Listen, for now,

I am still the director general according to the IMF.

And I remain, I think, forever.

a devoted reader by Soren Kierkegaard.

The Danish philosopher asserted

that life cannot be lived...

(The money is in a fondue.)

(Finally, a bank account.

- The past offers us...

(-You're sick.)

(-That's terribly possible.)

(But I want it to be you) who reveals this.)

- Let me promise you, here

And now, an answer.

It starts tonight. Thank you.

Applause

THANKS.

...

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the Republic.

- Mrs. Barrère?

- Yes ?

- Malka Lopez, franceinfo.

- What's wrong with you?

- Do you like fondue?

- Pardon ?

- I have a bank account number

Exclamations

resident in Switzerland.

Partnering with you and your brother.

"Hey" by Julio Iglesias

CH93

110 320 512

100 53 94

31

41

20.

Does that ring a bell?

...

- Good evening. For franceinfo...

The journalists' murmur

...

- That idiot. Stop that idiot.

...

- I hate you so much.

- Me too.

...

Is she looking at me?

To find out if I still have a chance.

- Deso, mech.

...

- Be careful that he does

Not too much nonsense.

- Count on me.

Ravelstein ride.

- I was speaking to your son.

...

We made a mistake with the race for progress

and this narcissistic delusion of the Anthropocene.

Because... why change things

if it's not to make them worth it?

If it's not to protect the bees,

progressive taxes, Social Security.

- Having gone viral,

interview by Nino Perrin yesterday afternoon on this channel

has sparked numerous reactions.

The young man

government spokesperson

will not have remained in office for long. despite his sudden fame.

A note from the Élysée Palace specifies that the President of the Republic

rejoices in the enthusiasm French people in front of the lyrics

by Nino Perrin. "They will guide this five-year term",

told AFP a presidential advisor.

The former parliamentary attaché

Vibrator

However, it would have declined. at least 2 proposals

to join the new executive.

- Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

The president appointed Anne Chalamont

Prime Minister.

He tasked her with training The new government. Thank you.

Moans of pleasure

Vibrator

...

Will there be a sequel? to the adventures of young Perrin?

When contacted by franceinfo,

he has not yet expressed his wish comment on this news.

You are well via Nino Perrin's messaging app,

Do not leave a message. Unless you are Malka.

- So, Saint Ambrose, patron saint of beekeepers.

- SO...

Head north...

- OF THE CHAPEL.

10 STEPS SOUTH OF THE HIVE,

WHICH FACES THE CHAPEL.

- 10 steps.

It matters.

- 10.

- Come on.

- How long has it been there?

- It's been 45 years.

Grunts of effort

...

- What would be in there?

- A new life.

Lawyers for Bonnenfant

a fondue machine

and an election office

for Perrin.

- Are you going to run again?

- No, never.

There cannot be

than a Perrin on the market.

"Bad Reputation" de Freedy Johnston

...

Dance music

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