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No one leaves the cinema!

The Royal Diamond Romanoff disappeared!

I'm Sam Grunion, Detective in particular, at your service.

Secret is my motto ... I never tell.

You can see that even mine card has nothing written on it.

I'm the same Sam Grunion that solved ...

the international fraud of Uranium mine.

Scotland Yard was perplexed, the FBI was puzzled,

So they sent me and the case was resolved immediately

I confessed.

Romanoff diamond continues missing and its value of a million dollars.

For 11 years I have followed your lead.

Through the Khyber Pass, passing through the Pyrenees,

Bending the Cape of Good Hope, even Gimbels fashion store.

And from Gimbels, the track me led to a theatrical group

of hardworking young actors Trying to put on a show.

The diamonds would bring them luck? Money? Difficultly.

Once again repeated the same pattern.

A story of danger, cruelty, brutal violence, mystery, murder!

That's why, as you do you suppose the story will be called?

CRAZY OF LOVE

This is Mike Johnson.

Interesting dance, isn't it?

He learned fighting against debt collectors.

This Maggie Philips, she You're in love with Mike.

She's a dancer too. But it's hard to tell when she's sitting.

This is best friend of Maggie, Bunny Dolan.

She invested her last $ 300 on the show.

It seems as if a hard winter would come,

and she sewing a electric blanket.

These two kids in love and happy always fighting ...

by success they had two things in common.

They are unfunded, and without nutrition.

Today they don't either got breakfast

and your hopes of snacking are deposited in a man.

Harpo, the deli of deli.

There he is ... shopping.

It looks like a store of class, isn't it?

Well ahead they are specializing in hot treats.

But behind them they are specializing in hot diamonds.

Thank you, my good man, Blessed be.

Thank you very much.

Silence, sweetheart.

Madame Egelichi, you arrived well just in time. The sardines arrived.

Relax,

and take that affected smile off your face. There are cops hanging around.

Yes ma'am.

- We'll wait in your office. - Yes ma'am.

Thank you.

It's ok, just leave it to yourself.

- You'll have to sign here. - Thanks guys, thanks.

Anyway! Anyway!

My sweetheart, you are here.

- Do you still have paraffin gelatin? - Arrives Wednesday, on the Queen Mary ship.

- I have it. I have it! - Quiet, Lefty.

It was in the third crate marked at the bottom ...

I said, quiet!

I want to enjoy this moment.

I got it through a big commitment

With how many commissioners I married, Alphonse?

Five, Madame Egelichi.

They had three more, didn't they?

Yes, the Grand Duke and the two ambassadors.

Eight marriages in three months ...

before I could put the Hands on Real Romanoff Necklace ...

and your journey from groom to groom.

And without more, finally, the jewels They are in my possession.

If you allow me, Lefty.

The Real Romanoff Necklace!

One million dollars in A set of diamonds!

I have exceeded myself.

Something's wrong, Lefty.

Wrong? Oh no, impossible.

This is not the right can!

I must disagree Madame, This is the correct one.

Where is the can with the Maltese cross on it?

You have her, are holding on!

This tin does not have the Maltese cross neither on the lid nor on the bottom.

It can't be!

The Maltese cross was on it. I saw her, I kissed her! It must have come loose.

It was glued with a Special adhesive paint.

A generation of rubbers could not remove it.

Mr. Throckmorton? I owe you introduce the Zoto brothers.

They are experts in caring of people who displease me!

Oh no, no, let me open it, ma'am. The diamonds are inside.

This hardly looks like the Real Romanoff diamonds, Lefty!

You can act, gentlemen.

Eight marriages, a waste The other leg, Hannibal.

I fear you have to stop. I can not concentrate.

They're wasting your time, guys.

Mr. Throckmorton is a very kind idiot to have tried to fool me.

Make him wake up.

I can not understand. I can not understand.

- I can't understand that - Quiet!

Who was present when you Did you find the can with the Maltese cross?

Oh no, not a soul. The door was locked. I put it in my pocket, and ...

Wait! Yes, there was someone else. A very strange type.

It looked more like a tramp than a charger.

You will call the police.

Tell them,

that a shrewd little hairy thief, has operated at Hurberts and Hurberts.

They give a complete description.

Offer a reward $ 1000 for your catch.

Bring all the suspects to the my apartment one by one.

Police station, please.

Hey girls, it's 5 minutes.

- Forgive me, you Mike Johnson? - What you want?

- I'm looking for a job. - Wrong number, I have all the cast.

Hey, wait a minute.

You are losing a big bet.

Someone told me that you are forming a show with strangers

Are you listening to people that were never heard.

Well i'm the most unknown and not heard actor who has been to Broadway.

- What's your name? Faustino the Great.

"You never heard of me, did you?" Huh? - No.

What did i tell you?

- What are you unknown in? - I don't like to brag ...

but the thing I'm more unknown to read minds

I'll give you a demonstration ...

Are you thinking of something ...

Right so far.

Are you thinking of a juicy French steak and chips.

The exit is over there.

Alright, you don't want a reader of thoughts?

What more could you want? Maybe you need an illusionist?

No illusionists!

How about a little flashlight? I I bring my own flashlight.

- Hello, Lyons. - Mr. Lyons, I'm glad to see you.

- You look wonderful. - Yes, it certainly is.

Mr. Yorkman should be here since 10 hours. It's 11:30.

Don't worry, partner, He will appear.

Don't tell me not to worry, and please don't call me a member.

I'm removing all fantasies and scenarios from now on.

The man is crazy! Taking out the biggest Broadway hit since Showboat.

Don't tell me about successes.

Mr. Yorkman who should be here, didn't sign the show check, right?

"I told you exactly what he told me." - Well, he's not here, right?

OK, now let's go to the next step.

The situation remains. Mr. Yorkman or $ 1,100 ...

or remove all material from the stage. From now on.

- Hey, wait a minute. "Forgive me, Mr. Lyons?"

- Right. - How lucky to find you!

You know, I was just talking with Max Yorkman in his office.

Are you a friend of Mr. Yorkman?

Friend? Max and I are like one. Two heads on the same neck!

Well, I'm glad to meet you.

You know what Max told me, "Faustino, do you want a job?"

Go see Mike Johnson. I am coming back for the show, he will give you a job.

- That's what he said, Mr. Johnson. - That's enough for me.

He is coming back to the show, did you say?

Use common sense. How would i be here if he wasn't back?

I've been looking for Mr. Yorkman over the phone and tried to talk to him.

Ah, you don't have to worry about Max, not anymore. Just talk to me.

Okay. Maybe I was a little rushed to remove material.

Oh, that's very natural.

You can't trust No one in show business.

May be he knows really Mr. Yorkman?

It is a great scoundrel. All this scene is a pilgrimage.

- Am I hired? Huh? - Yes sir!

This is great! Thanks! How much will you pay me?

This subject you will not never succeed.

- No one on this show is paid. - Not until we open and start.

Ah, this is good. I was alone thinking out loud. I ain't no fominha.

Fominha. Fominha!

Something has happened. time from lunch and he didn't show up!

- Who isn't here? - Harpo.

Hey Jim! Did you see any tramps funny-faced, very hairy?

Yeah, there is a $ 1,000 reward.

Harpo! Everyone was waiting for you. You arrived late with the food.

Now let's eat.

Hello Harpo! Got something for me?

Want me to read your mind from new? Okay, start thinking.

Are you thinking the same as you thought about yesterday. And the day before.

Is this the only thought you have?

You are in love.

A beautiful girl smile at you.

This is just what you want, This beautiful girl smiles at you.

Okay, but stop thinking now .. What did you get for me?

I don't want sardines. You promised me something special.

Ice cream. Tutti-frutti ice cream.

A real feast! My Robin Hood attacked again.

I'll keep it for tomorrow.

Bunny Dolan, next number.

Call!

Meeting with my little children

Raise your head blonde and curly

Because mom has one little thing to ask

before you sink into your hot and pretty little beds ...

Mom wants to know who stole this jam.

Who here "cleaned up" in the kitchen.

Was it little Tom, Sue or Mable?

who slipped out of this table and ate until the label

Mom wants to know who did this crap.

Mom will kick some teeth if you don't confess.

Mom wasn't looking, when the business was stolen.

I know you would do better to do it, who stole this jam?

Mom isn't like to get angry

Mom carried these sweets home without regret

But mom will find out which part is guilty

One of you kids has to talk

Mom wants to know, who stole this jelly

Who's being a rascal with all this sweet tooth? and your lamb legs?

It seems to me that you acted like a disturbed man

I bet they ate that cream, covered with mustard

Mom wants to know, and don't want to guess.

Mom will kick some teeth, if you don't confess.

You are those cuties, who sucked the whole bottle

I don't want this lollipop

Mom is hot-headed

You stole this jellyaaaaa .....

No, I am sorry. I'm sorry.

Thank you for your work, officer, but This guy is not the man. Good Morning.

- Yes sir. - Best of luck next time.

The wrong person, again. Us we have to increment the search.

Answer.

Oh if I could just put my hands on that thief,

I assure you he was going regret being born.

I got this guy in my round,

and I thought you wanted to take a Look at it and see if it's your man.

Hairy and funny guy as the sergeant told me.

Yes Yes. Sorry, officer. Safe he'll be back in a minute.

- This is the guy. - Are you sure?

Absolutely, it's our man, I say. What do we do?

So kind, you take care this problem, officer.

No problem, ma'am.

This is the young man who are you looking for?

No, no, but there is a superficial resemblance, nothing more.

OK, get out!

No, just a second. Don't send he left like that.

The poor man seems so miserable and lost without a friend.

And it seems so smart. I would like to do something for him.

Would you mind leaving he here please officer?

I would be careful with him if I were you, ma'am.

Not to be trusted on guys like this.

Oh, but he looks so helpless and hungry. Please officer ...

- Okay, ma'am. - Thanks.

Uh, we will continue the search.

Now yours ... You worthless wretch ...

Mr. Throckmorton!

I must ask to leave us.

She is seducing him!

I am Madame Egelichi.

I've been looking for you For a long time.

Because I think you There is something for me.

Alphonse! Hannibal! They search him.

Alphonse, Hannibal! Wait in the other room.

I think we'll be more comfortable alone, don't you think?

I like you.

I like you very much.

I don't want you to feel lonely and miserable.

I wanted to ask you a few things.

Intimate questions, understand.

But you shouldn't lie to me.

I don't like it when they lie to me.

I get offended.

Alphonse, Hannibal! This guy doesn't talk.

- There are ways to make him talk. - I give the orders here.

- You little devil! - Stop it!

What did you do with the cans of sardines? Answer me.

Oh! Take him from here.

Do everything with him.

But she was doomed to failure.

Because right now the can It was on Maggie's dressing room table.

For three days, Maggie had eaten Harpo's presents.

Smoked Chicken, Turkey canned tuna ...

If only she would develop a taste for sardines, the show could be saved.

Meanwhile, the cast is dressed for rehearsal.

Ignoring the problems that would come.

Alright boys, let's go to Sadie Thompson number.

This was great, Maggie. Let's go now Switch to your fancy ballet .

Meanwhile Madame Egelichi, wearing the pants of the deadly Catwoman,

I was desperate trying make Harpo talk.

First came the torture of the Hungarian rope.

Six o'clock Harpo sat down in a chair smoking rope.

And then 4 more hours at a horrible table.

Originating from a diabolical work

Ferdinand Von Krakowich, from Monte Carlo.

Make your bets, place your bets.

As Harpo didn't want to talk,

Madame Egelichi decided to do things with their own hands.

This meant only one thing, his own specialty.

The insidious torture of food and water.

- Has he spoken yet? - Not even a word.

- The water? - It keeps dripping.

- He slept? - It didn't even blink.

- Did you eat? - Not a bite.

Three days without collapsing. This is quite unusual.

After I finish dinner, bring him in. and we will take the apple test with him.

You have refused to talk.

Let's keep it on fire until Say what I want to know.

About a certain can of portuguese sardines.

Fire!

Put that apple Turn your head!

Nothing can happen to him.

He is the only living soul who can take us to the can of sardines.

"Isn't the gun loaded, Alphonse?" - No, ma'am. It is empty.

There were only four bullets in her, isn't that it?

That's right, ma'am.

Grab him, the gun is empty.

We have been stupid.

- He can talk. - I'll stop him.

No, no. Let him talk.

I want to hear it.

You! You have no heart! They want to sing, they want to dance ...

But what do you say? Say no! Have the music stop!

Who are you? Toscanini?

Harpo!

Some kind of code.

Mr. Lyons, stop the noise. Stop the change. It's Harpo.

Where is he?

Ssssh, I'm reading your mind.

Clear your mind. You speak too fast, clear your mind.

That's better.

He is at a party. Everyone is beating him with apples.

That's a bit funny, eh?

Hey, what do you think, huh? An Beautiful woman fell in love with him.

For sardines.

What? Don't say it!

This beautiful woman wants to marry him!

And she has a lot of money?

Tell her to come on Windsor theater.

We can make it Lots of sardines.

Lefty! She is in Windsor theater.

He said she A rich woman.

Well, stop thinking. Listen, We're in trouble!

Come on, bring her to the theater immediately in less than 1 hour.

Be quick! Fast, don't stop for nothing!

Alphonse, Hannibal!

Hey, it's fine. Harpo will save the show.

He is bringing his bride with lots of money

- I don't fall for your tricks anymore. - This is not a trick!

This is love! She is bringing the money!

Boys! Keep going removing the material.

- Hey, are you a musician too? - Well, sometimes I play.

I knew that in the first The moment I looked at you.

I said to myself, this Mr. Lyons, he is not what he seems to be.

He has something inside.

It comes from the heart. What kind of music do you like?

I like gypsy music.

Gypsy music! This is magnificent! I like gypsy music.

Hey, stop the change. Stop this noise.

Stop them all! Mr. Lyons, he will play! On here.

- Do you know "Play, gypsy, play"? - No, I don't know that one.

Alright, so you know Gypsy Serenade?

No.

And which one do you know?

- I know "Gypsy Love Song". - "Gypsy Love Song".

Yeah, but I only know the chorus.

Okay. I start and you follow me.

Alright, you make the base and I make a noodle.

What do you mean noodles?

Such that...

This is great! You make a noodle there, and I get the pasta here.

Now listen here, Mr. Lyons,

I know you want to make a good impression, but please don't touch me better, ok?

We are playing the same thing?

Ah! One more note!

It's very good. Now we We tried the chorus. But the chorus that we will play Pian ssimo.

- Do you know what Pian ssimo? - No.

- How long did you study music? - Fifteen years.

Fifteen. You know, two more years and could be a braid.

Okay, okay, Forget the Pianissimo.

I will do something very simple for you.

Let's play one Allegro Pizzicato.

What you call drumming high class at Carnegie Hall.

Know Allegro Pizzicato?

- No. - Do you know Jimmy Pizzicato?

- No. - None of the Pizzicatos, huh?

- No. - And what do you know?

- Uh, I know Pistachio ... - Pistachio! Let's play it!

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

Very good! Very good!

Now let's play One more chorus.

Well, girls and boys. I have Sad news for everyone.

Our show will not premiere. We are closing tonight.

Without a chance on Broadway.

Mr. Lyons, a man of little faith,

is taking the scenery and production fantasies.

Mr. Johnson,

I can suggest, why don't we as all actors have always done.

long before the tespianos and William Shakespeare.

Performance without scenarios, or fantasies, or salary!

Feel, I can't go on with this kind of show.

Curtains come down, school closed.

Best of luck next time.

I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, but Mr. Lyons said to take everything.

Hmm hmm.

Well, go ahead, say it.

I won't say anything more.

You don't have to put it into words, Baby, it's coming out of your eyes.

I yellowed without courage.

Not entirely, Mike, just did what he thought.

And what is it then?

A very handsome young boy sweet, sensitive, that doesn't belong more to show business.

You would look amazing in an apron, surrounded by beautiful yellow oranges.

- Here, we have some sardines. - I don't want any sardines.

I don't feel like plucking a turkey in the dressing room. I'm giving up, Maggie.

And don't try to move a flag, and me say the show has to go on.

- So relax, it's over. - No, it's not over!

We will open the theater without scenarios without the fantasies.

Only with the talent of the people.

We are opening for raise a deceased!

Hallelujah!

Come on, let it go. We will make it something to eat and celebrate!

- What do you have to celebrate? - Today is your birthday.

Do not change the subject. Listen Mike,

We got a good show here, if you only try ...

What do you think life is, a fairy tale?

Yes. Yes.

Fairy tale! Sardines!

What you want?

Could you please tell me where I can find Mr. Michael Johnson?

Are you talking to the Gentleman in person.

Oh, how wonderful, you Is it really Mr. Johnson?

- What can I do for you? - Oh, Mr. Johnson, a lot!

- You mean about the show? "There must be a place for me, I hope."

Too bad, Miss ...

- I am Madam Egelichi. - Madam Egelichi.

Mr. Johnson, you have to have a place for me.

I have no more.

- But why? - Because of a bankruptcy ...

We have nothing left.

What am I saying, ma'am, without falling into cowardly tears,

That we are closing the show, or as we called it another day.

Best of luck next time, Madame Egelichi.

Hmm, you want to tell me that the show won't debut?

And the actors are leaving?

Oh, not like that ... How much Do you need money, Mr. Johnson?

- A congressional loan would help. - Mr. Johnson, I mean it.

- This is too much for my head, Mike.

What is going on?

It is simple. You didn't say that Is life a fairy tale?

Here is our fairy godmother, with your wand!

And what a wand.

Madam Egelichi, I need 1,100, dollars to lift the curtains.

No kidding, are you?

We can go to your office, Mr. Johnson?

Let's go!

You will make me very happy! Very happy.

It is taking too long, for a business meeting.

He will come back.

- Oh, don't be stupid, let's go! - I'm sorry Bunny, I promised

I told you, never eat your dinner in this dressing room!

Be nice, sweetie.

Maybe he is breaking your heart for making a better actress out of you.

Well baby, we're opening! Lyons is bringing back the scenery and the fantasies.

This is wonderful.

she was really wonderful

She's crazy about theater, and liked my ideas.

She is really a woman show.

You can tell me that at dinner.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Better to turn around Without me tonight.

Rita and I have a lot of things to get it right, and I promised her she would ...

but baby I know it's yours birthday, but that's important.

Now be a good soldier, sweetheart! Everything seems to go very well.

It might look better if you took it off this stain on your face!

Oh, don't think nonsense, Maggy.

I was so excited when I saw the money I had to kiss someone.

I need to run, see you tomorrow.

Happy birthday!

"Do you want all the cans open, Madame?" - Yes

But all these open cans can draw attention. What do I do with them?

- Put them in the alley. - Alley, done!

- Do you like sardines? - Yes.

- Why, do you have any action? - No, but I can get better.

I can get something worth a million dollars for you.

Really? And what is it?

Love!

It hit me like a flash!

In the first minute I saw you.

what they call love At first glance!

Is that kind of love that never dies.

Hmm, would you do anything for me?

Anything! I would climb the highest mountain!

From bottom to top, from top to bottom!

I put my arm in the fire for you. Even here, if you want!

Hmm, go and ... h n ...

get me all the cans of sardines to find in this theater.

Sardines? Ah! This is nothing!

I will cover her with sardines!

As much as I love you. See me shooting!

Honey!

My favorite animal is cat. I collect them.

Honey Honey

Madame Egelichi, finally our Search has ended. Here is the can.

Where is the necklace?

- Here inside. - Really, Throckmorton.

I am sure of that.

He was eating the sardines and swallowed the necklace.

- Oh, but this is impossible "I will have to examine it at once."

I didn't get your sardines. But I got a much better thing!

- What? - Anchovies!

I do not need it.

Maybe you like herring? How about salmon?

A piece of smoked blackbird? I can any kind of fish you want.

I love you!

Go away!

Go away! I'm sure your new partner is more important than me.

Oh Harpo, I thought it was ...

This is where you live, isn't it Harpo?

It must be wonderful Be like you, Harpo.

Live alone. This is no need from other people.

It does not depend on them. It never hurts.

Oh, Harpo, you are wonderful.

Harpo, I had an idea. I have been a fool.

Letting my heart act in my front. But it's not late yet.

And then my turn will come. Tomorrow of a new morning. Mr. Hammerstein.

Can you imagine me in a production from Broadway. A star!

A real stele! And I will work.

No more Nickel Romeos for me.

I will work, and continue like that, and I'll be famous.

And we will be rich together.

And Harpo, you will be with me, Because I know you always loved me.

I have no one, beyond you.

And from now on, it will be My manager, too.

We will be famous together! We will climb the Broadway steps together!

A star and his manager!

We will be people important, Harpo.

You will be the most influential Businessman in the artistic world.

It will have all kinds of offices.

And a huge and shiny Marble table.

You will be as famous as me, Harpo.

Everyone will go to your office.

And they'll call you on the phone.

All the big stars, writers and producers ...

and they will ask for your help.

And you will listen to everyone the great singers and dancers.

They will have to set a date, to show off their talents.

Start working on our projects. Our productions

It will be rich and important, Harpo You and me both.

We will have everything, everything that We always dream. All!

I'm sorry Harpo.

I fear all this not enough,

without that rude and horrible Mike Johnson.

And right on my birthday ...

He had to do it on my birthday?

He said he knew it was.

Oh, I hope never, never have another birthday ...

Oh, Harpo.

What would I do without you?

You provided the best birthday I already had.

At least the show would debut.

When Mackinaw, my faithful helper, warned that Madame Egelichi ...

put the money to the show, I knew that the crisis changed hands.

Now I was closer to solution, as I have never been to ...

from Madame Egelichi ... I want say, of diamonds.

Immediately, I went to the theater. Incognito, of course.

Mackinaw, you now have all information about this case.

and tonight, when the piece debuts, You can have the solution.

When the curtains open, Madame Egelichi will be right in front of the stage,

and sitting next to her, will be Count Bouillabaisse.

But if you take away the hat balcony silk,

your eve cloak, and your costume full of gala ...

you will have me trembling in my underwear.

Come on Mackinow

We will arrive just in time for be elegantly late.

- Good afternoon - I am Ivan.

Well, if it bothers you, you can change your name to Tom, Dick or Harry.

They can get you several. Come on, Mackinaw.

Hey, it's not my formalwear that you are pulling.

Give me the diamond necklace!

We barely know each other and he You're already asking me for presents.

I came for the Romanoffs.

to recover the diamonds which We pay you 100,000 Zloty!

Zlotys! Have you tried to spend 1 Zloty in this country?

The diamonds! Or you die in an hour.

Oh yes, Mackinaw. Allow me to introduce The man who came here to kill me.

At the sound of the next musical note

The end of my life will be taken to you by the Boulevard Sand Company

Is your watch moving too fast? Want some sand on yours, too?

Some more grains of Sand will fall and you will die.

I think I'm ready

You may come in!

Is there anything I can do for you? But what a ridiculous question.

Mr. Grunion, I want you to help me.

I still have a few grains of sand left. That seems to be the problem.

- Some men are following me. - Truth?

I can not understand why?

- I warn you to leave her. - I'll take you to the bus stop.

Ah, if I don't come back this Night, go on without me.

This could be the best of all my novels.

Short time, five minutes

-Alright, I'm a rascal - This is not news.

Could love a rascal who wants to regenerate?

I came back that night to pick her up, ten minutes after you left.

- Did you do it? - Hmmm, and with a clean face.

- What would that be? - Harpo gave it to me.

I thought I could Improve the fantasy.

No. Very tacky.

Tomorrow if we are not killed It's stoned by the public ...

I will give you a real jewel. To put on your finger.

Mike!

Faustino! Be ready, go come in soon!

I will be ready, I will be ready.

We want the diamonds!

- What diamonds ?! - You were using them.

- Oh, those! - Where are they?

I do not know! I do not know!

- She won't talk. - She'll talk Madame Egelichi.

Or be murdered!

Maggie ... What's going on there!

Let her go!

Let's go search before taking her away.

What do you want? Is it for me to read your mind?

I'm very busy now, The show is about to start.

I'm saying, you're very excited, So I can't read your mind.

Alright, I'll read your mind. What's on your mind?

Yeah, she's a girl. You always There's a girl in your head.

Oh, it's not a girl ... It's a beautiful girl.

Yeah, what about this girl?

Ah! What you call pretty girl? You are crazy!

This is a dog! A dog? And what about the dog?

A big dog?

A police dog? a big, big dog?

A Saint Bernard dog? Is that really a big dog?

Great Danish wader?

A Danish peralta? And what about Peralta?

Does the peralta have a dimple? Does the peralta have a whiskey?

It's my jaw with me!

Great Peralta - with me. Peralta - with me.

Great time ... me. Great period ... I mean

Great period ... I mean Great period ... I mean

Great danger!

Which girl is in great danger?

I can't read your hand, I can only read your mind.

This is a goat testing.

This is Al Jolson. Singing "Mammy"! "Mammy goat"!

Mammy!

Mammy?

Mammy

Mammy Bad...

Bad...

Bad?

Bad?

Bad?

Ma - what?

Ma - what? Ma - what?

Do you open the door? With a guide key?

Ma-eagle.

Ma - guide. Ma - guide.

Ma - guide. Ma - guide.

Ma - gi ... Maggie! Oh, Maggie is in great danger.

Oh, smart, huh? Oh ho, I got it fast.

Maggie is in great danger. Who after Maggie?

This is a bird. A seagull? A big bird?

A peacock? A big big bird? A roving pigeon?

This is Yankee Doodle. A Yankee Doodle Bird?

This is a streamer. At the top of the flag.

It's an eagle! An eagle, an eagle!

What about the eagle? Eagle scratching? Eagle scratching?

Eagle with fleas? Nervous eagle?

Oh, stop, you want screw me! Fuck ??

Eagle - Sand. Eagle - Sand ...

Egelichi! Egelichi.

Oh, Egelichi. What Egelichi will you do with Maggie?

This is a horse. A horse Will you run away with Maggie?

Will a horse fall on Maggie?

This is a hammer and nail. No hammer?

A nail! a big nail?

A little slut. A little nail

Little, little, - thumbtack, thumbtack!

Drinking tack? Wet tack?

Attaching tack? Hold the bell?

An unlucky horse - with bell, horse - unlucky bell ...

unlucky horse - bell, unlucky bell

Bad luck, bad luck ...

One unlucky-bell, unlucky-bell, unlucky-bell

Killer! It's a killer!

Egelichi is going to kill Maggie! Oh! Come on, let's go!

Good luck, sweetie! Thank you, Jim!

... all about diamonds or we will kill you!

Hey, what diamonds? Who has the diamonds?

What do we do? What will we do?

Alright girls, come on! Stay in line and pretty.

Now remember, this It's opening night.

Now show these curves. And put your heart into it

Hindustan Perfume!

Oil of Algeria!

Diamonds from Africa!

Come on, let's get them to the hotel.

- But we have the show! - We're not interested in that.

Let's keep them there until she tells us Tell me where you hid the diamonds.

Hey! Don't take her, I confess! I have the diamonds, I found them.

- Where are they? - Right here, but I won't give it to you!

- Come Harpo! - Quick, reach them!

Harpo, over here!

Help me hold the door!

They will try to catch us. If they find out we are not we have real diamonds,

they will stop the show, and kill Maggie.

And I have to make it back to the theater. Quick, you go!

Over there!

Behind him.

Climb up fast!

Find him! What's up with you two?

He was right here! Where did he go?

What are you doing to your idiots! Why don't they grab him.

There he is!

- That's where I saw him. - You guys have your head loose.

It is on top of the other roof.

Beautiful, beautiful, see receive the applause!

I have no time. I have to give the diamonds. The truthful!

- Who got diamonds? - Me, look!

I save Harpo! I save the show! I am the hero, no one else!

Hey ! Hey, I have them!

Hey! Hey! Leave the harpo!

Here are the real diamonds. Look! Look! Look!

I got him.

Strangers did 1001 things Which I wouldn't want to do.

But here I was, back to the case.

Despite the risk of dying, I fearlessly I searched every possible hiding place.

Ah, Madam Egelichi! Don't you remember me?

Yes I remember!

- No, I meant before that. - Grunion, I'm warning you.

Right now, I'm going pick up the diamonds,

And no one will stop me.

Oh no, I won't follow you to get shot.

If I was "shot" I would follow you.

I will stay with them.

"Give me those diamonds, you fool!" - Do you want the diamonds?

Of course, I give it to you. Now what are you going to give me?

- This is not what I want. - Where are they?

- You are with them. - The truthful!

These are the real ones. Harpo, he got the fake ones.

He is there!

There he is again!

- Where is he? - He was standing right there!

- That's what I saw! - You two are idiots!

- There he is! - Behind him!

Where did he go?

- There you are! - Alphonse! Throw the rope!

There he is!

I will catch him.

Good job, young man! I was to the point of facing the battle myself.

From now on, I I take care of you.

You brought the ax, didn't you?

I'm in full command of the situation.

I can't see anything, all the Window blinds are lowered.

Search him!

Oh no, I'm not going to do that.

If it was a french movie I would do that.

I look for it myself.

No, diamonds have kept us separated for a long time.

I'll take with one simple check.

I will kill anyone be with the diamonds.

Grunion, honey!

Be careful, you are flirting my jacket .

I don't care about diamonds. All I really want is you.

- So, finally, you fell for me, huh? - Yes.

This is the most sublime moment in my life. Come with me honey!

Goodbye old man nice to meet you.

Please are you doing blind in the wrong pocket!

Oh, my love, let's go together, Just you and me. What a fun it will be for us!

We will stop at the Riviera, Monte Carlo, Rio de Janeiro ...

Mas but first let's go stop at the office of ...

unemployment insurance to I get a check.

And so it was like Long search is over.

With the diamonds in your pocket of a happy and lucky clown

that disappeared with them.

You never realized their real value.

Anyway they came 6 cases after that.

Right now, I'm on the track of some throat cutters from Calcut garganta.

I have tracked a company of humorists in Istanbul.

Answer me, my boy!

I'm busy.

Gin, huh?

10, 30, 40, 47, 50, 60 ...

It's a great assistant ...

There goes my coat.

Yes!

Yes Dear. Yes I am Going home, honey!

No, I won't be late Honey, 6 o'clock sharp.

All right, honey. Goodbye dear.

My wife.

Formerly, Madame Egelichi ...