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Damn cats.

Fucking hair everywhere.

Hey, stepdad.

I need to talk to you.

Don't interrupt me while I'm cleaning. No, it's important.

I'm tired of fucking dressing like this. I'm just gonna say it. All of my friends

are wearing so much cooler stuff.

They're finally getting boobs and ass.

And I'm over here with nothing. I gotta show what I got.

Slow down, slow down. You sound like your mother.

God. Give me a second.

Stinky cats getting hair all over from this expensive shit that I bought. Okay,

but worry about your daughter first.

I bought that for you. It looks amazing.

You look beautiful. It looks terrible.

I think it looks amazing. I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm your stepdaughter. I deserve better. Come on.

You're going to wear what I buy you. This isn't a fucking discussion.

I pay the rent here.

You know what?

Jesus.

Get out of here.

Rebellious.

cute.

I don't remember her looking like this.

What happened to daddy's little girl, Buck?

Hey, Laura, what's going on?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Why did you sneak up on me like that? I wasn't sneaking up on

you. What are you doing going through all your mother's shit?

You need to take that off right now. It's way too revealing.

I'm not taking it off.

You can't wear that.

All my other friends dress like this.

Can you imagine if your mom came in and saw you wearing this? Look, this is a

proper thing that somebody should wear. Look, this is gorgeous.

What? This was also in mom's closet. You know that, right? Yeah, but that's your

mom's dinner dress. That's not like, you know, like a... No, this is... That's

for us. That's for private. That's what we wear in private. You shouldn't be...

You're not going to wear that out in public.

Yeah, I am.

What if guys look at you?

And what?

I don't want them having sex with you. You're not going to wear that anywhere.

That looks too promiscuous.

Why are you saying that? Are you just a pervert? I want you to wear this.

No, you sound like a pervert right now. This is the appropriate thing to wear.

Look at that. That covers all the skin on your body. This is... Yes. You're an

idiot. That's what you're wearing. I'm not wearing that.

Look at this.

And look at that. That's so ugly. It literally shows nothing.

I don't think so.

No, I'm wearing this. Whatever.

I am sick and tired of your back talk, and I know your mother's fucking sick of

it, too.

There's not a chance you're stepping out of the house wearing that.

Well, she's not here, and you're not even my real dad, so...

Fuck you.

You're taking that off. Come here.

Give me... I'm not taking it off. So this is how this is going to play out.

You want me to break it down for you?

You're going to lose access to the car.

And you're not going to have any way to get to college.

You're lying.

No, I will take the fucking car away. You're not wearing that out in public.

You want me to take it off right now?

Alright, fine.

What? No, you said you want me to take it off. So fine, I'll take it off.

Well, this is ridiculous. You're such a hassle.

And why are you still looking at me?

Shut up.

You shut up. You're going to lose all access to the vehicles unless you abide

by the rules of the household.

You understand?

You're so annoying.

Why are you so hard of understanding?

I don't get it.

And what happened?

Since when did you grow up so much? What is this?

What are you doing?

Well, I don't know. When did this happen?

Um, since forever ago.

You look great. I don't know.

Yeah, I know.

What?

Well, at least you know you'll get your car back.

Are you just playing with them at this point?

Yes. What else does it look like? You're such a pervert. You're weird.

Of course.

You can't tell... Well, you should have agreed to put that dress on.

The one that shows no skin.

Okay, well, I'm not putting that ugly-ass fucking dress on. I hope you

know that.

Yeah, well, you'll have to do something.

Do something? Like what?

I don't know. I haven't figured out your punishment yet, but you could just stop

your back talk.

Having fun there?

I guess.

What?

Oh, you've been running around with all those promiscuous clothes. I know what

you've been up to.

Yes, right there.

Oh,

my

God. You're so weird. Well, you can wear the dress. Okay, shut up. No.

All right. Have a good day.

Hey, what's going on?

What? I just wanted to apologize to you for how I acted yesterday.

Yeah, you should.

That was really rude.

I know. It was just horrible. I'm a terrible person. I'll apologize.

Wait a minute. Are those shorts?

What in the fuck, Leora? You cannot be wearing shit like that. I come in here

to apologize, and this is...

This is what I get back?

They're literally just shorts. You need to chill out.

No, they're not just shorts. Those are something a floozy would wear. That's

not conservative.

First of all, I don't even know what a floozy is.

Second of all, stop being so rude.

A floozy's a Jezebel. You know, you're acting like a Jezebel.

Okay, whatever. I don't even know what that means. But first of all, this is

cute. In the Bible, a Jezebel is the woman of seduction and sin.

Are you calling me a sinner?

Yeah, you are. Look what you're wearing.

It's so cute. I don't know what you're talking about. And it covers almost

everything. So leave me alone.

All that's going to do is attract the creepy guys. That's all it's going to

do. You know what? You're trying to play this whole protective dad thing and it's

not working because you're not being protective. You're just being jealous.

I'm not jealous. I can't let you wear that. What if you get a dangerous guy

attracted to you?

You're the dangerous guy. Hello?

You're being a pervert over something so small like shorts. I'm not a pervert.

I'm a good man.

Bye. You're not.

Yes, what are you talking about? You're literally out of your mind if you think

this whole front is you being protective.

You just want me to yourself.

That's literally all you have. All you want to do is sit here and sit on that

fucking tablet and talk to cute boys all day. I can't have it in this fucking

house anymore.

Or what?

I'm going to rip those goddamn shorts off and you're never going to leave

again. You are not going to do that.

Yeah, you're not going to leave this house ever again.

You know what? I dare you. We're going to put you on lockdown. We're going to

put you in the basement and lock it up. You know what?

You are not doing that.

You are not doing that. Yeah, we'll put you down there with one of your video

games. You can just sit down there for eternity.

You know what? You're a dick.

No, you know what we'll do? We'll put a Bible in the basement and lock you down

there with it until you come to your senses.

You know what?

What are you going to do with that little piece? Look, when I was your age,

you know what happened?

What? We had to walk to school on 10 miles of snow.

You know what? Back then, you probably got blue balled all the time, too.

That's why you're acting like that. What are you talking about? There's no such

thing as blue balls back then, because they did as they were told.

Who do you think you are?

You are not some alpha male. What is wrong with you?

Don't laugh at me. You're literally... laughable. You need to listen up. You

need to stop it. You need to stop that back talk before I lose my temper.

What temper?

You're literally not going to do shit.

Yeah, well, you're taking those fucking things off. Stop it! What is wrong with

you?

Look,

I might get in a deal with you. What?

If you take those off, I'll take you shopping, but you can't wear those out

in public because then...

People are going to look at you. I can't have guys looking at you. And look, when

I say shopping, I'm talking about I'll take you everywhere. We'll spend... Yep.

So those got to... Those got to go. Can you imagine if your mom walked in and

saw you wearing those?

Fine. No more shorts,

no more lipstick.

It's out of control.

What the hell? You didn't have panties on?

They're cuter that way.

You just have no sense of fashion.

Wait a minute. You were walking around in public like that?

Yeah.

No. Yeah.

What the hell's wrong with you? You can't walk around like that.

Why? Why suddenly when I mentioned going shopping, suddenly you're being

friendly? It's just this generation is just, this generation's washed.

You know what? You're washed up. You need to go do something else instead of

bothering it. I'm not going anywhere.

This is what we're going to.

Create a barter system here.

What do you say?

I take you to get a car and your own car and

shopping for clothes that we both compromise on.

But you have to practice all this sexual stuff with me, not with these morons out

here. You don't even know who they are.

My own car.

And then when you move out, you can go.

Do whatever you want with those hoodlums.

But I get my own car.

Within reason. You're not going to get a fucking $100,000 car, but within reason.

Okay, and shopping.

And shopping.

But no more fucking bullshit.

No more flirting with other people. None of that.

Fine. I guess.

All right, scoot over.

Sure.

Okay, yeah.

Well, make yourself at home.

I will.

Yeah, I bet you will. Unless you're not out fucking fooling around, getting in

trouble. Okay, well, whatever.

Well... Okay, I don't know how to do this stuff, so you're not helping.

Well, go ahead and grab it. Yep, just like that.

And then?

Just stroke it.

Like that?

Yep, just like that.

Stay away from the head. It's too sensitive.

Okay. Yep.

Just like that.

Good job.

It's not that hard, is it? You know, it helps when you shut up.

For a car, I can say whatever I want.

Am I getting better?

Yeah, you're top notch. You have a feeling this isn't the first time you've

done this.

Oh yeah, just like that.

Yeah.

Just a little bit longer and then it'll be ready.

Be ready for what?

Well, you won't stop opening your mouth, so you might as well make it useful.

All that back talk.

Whatever.

You look pissed.

Yeah, shut up.

Alright?

okay so now do i like it yep just like that

just

like that good job now you

really want a car don't you

There you go.

Gotta stay quiet just in case your mom hears us.

Just like that.

Looking from the base to the head.

Okay. Yep.

Just like that.

Very good.

Good

job.

There you go.

you're doing a great job keep going just like that just yep just like that keep

the suction there you go keep going that's it

good

job there you go

Oh, don't worry about that. You'll get used to it. That's normal.

No, that was disgusting.

Well, I mean, you did a great job. That means you did really good. That's what

that means.

No. Yes, it does.

That tasted like an expired saltine cracker.

Well, get used to it because this is what's going to be happening. You keep

wearing those shorts, those floozy shorts. It's going to be more and more

of the saltine cracker flavor.

Okay, now what? I just want to get my part.

Well, I'm going to get dressed. Why don't you? Okay, you know what? Fine.

Okay, you get dressed.

I'll go do my own thing. You gotta figure out what car you want, weirdo.

Hello, hello, hello.

You look beautiful.

That's a cute outfit. I like that one a lot.

Yeah, thanks.

It's my favorite outfit that you wear.

You look stunning.

You're so full of yourself.

What are you talking about? I'm talking about how hot you look right now.

You're being sarcastic.

No, I'm not.

That is your most voluptuous outfit that you have.

You don't even know how to use the word voluptuous after that.

Well, I think when you're covering yourself up like this, it's amazing

because nobody else can look at you.

You're so annoying.

So what do you want?

Just came over to yap at me?

What do you mean? You didn't give me the car. All my friends want to hang out.

They don't want to hang out with me. I dress like a freaking librarian.

I look stupid.

You dress like a barbarian. What are you talking about?

Librarian, dumbass. Oh, you're making fun of me saying it, but I'm sure she

can't even say librarian the right way. Can you even spell librarian?

Can you spell anything?

You can't even spell dog.

Oh my God. You can't spell goat.

Spell it.

G-O-A-T.

Oh, look at you.

Stop it. Covered up from head to toe. Stop it. This is what I like. You know

what? Guess what? Look.

I got you a car. Look.

You did.

Well, me and your mom went out and we got a new car, so you're going to take

ours.

I've made a promise.

Oh, my gosh. Thank you.

You know what we did and all, you know?

Yeah. I wanted to make sure you got taken care of.

Yeah. What do you think?

Boy, that changed everything real quick, huh? It's awesome, yes.

And now what are you going to do? Are you going to run straight to the mall

and buy a bunch of floozy clothes?

I told you, I don't know what that word means.

It means a girl that's full of sin.

Okay, anyways.

Full of sin and naughty behavior.

Well, since you brought that up, I think that I could surprise you.

Oh, you need more practice, huh?

Well, I think...

You need to practice.

Maybe. I'm getting a little old.

Yeah, I know. I barely hear you and Mom doing anything. Is the door locked?

Because what if Mom comes home? It's fine.

She's at work.

So you want me to stretch you out?

I want you to do whatever you want.

Are you sure about this?

I'm so sure.

You've got a car. Now you'll do anything.

Yes. And we'll go shopping.

Yes, we will.

Do a little twirl around.

Growing all up. Look at you.

You look great.

Right? So, you sure about this?

I'm so sure.

All right. Well, I guess I'm going to make myself comfortable here.

Okay.

Yeah, just like that. You finally got yourself a car.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

You get some dick and a car.

Uh-huh.

And the door's locked, right? Mom can't walk in?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Am I getting better?

Much better.

Have you been practicing with someone else since the last time?

No?

Sucking daddy's balls?

Thank you.

Oh.

What the...

I think I want it inside already.

Good job.

That was phased out.

You're sucking my soul out.

Like you've been practicing somewhere.

Just like that.

Does it feel good?

There you go, good girl.

Oh yeah, just like that.

really fast.

Really fast.

Yeah. You really wanted that.

Look at you. You even know how to transition positions.

It's like you've been practicing with someone else. You better not be.

Never.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's it. Good girl.

Oh, my God. You're so deep.

You feel good?

Look at you, girl.

See if you got some tricks up your sleeve.

Fine.

You want to try?

Mm-hmm.

I do.

Look at you. You got tricks, huh?

So you're going to ride all those cute guys in your car?

Mm-hmm.

And then out of the window at spring break?

Let's do it.

That looks pretty good, huh?

Yes, I love it.

There you go, just like that.

Does it feel good?

That 19-year-old ass, that's what I'm talking about. Mm-hmm.

There we go.

Pull your ass apart. Use both your hands.

There we go. Just like that.

Okay, come on.

car too doing that yay you did great you ready to go shopping i'm so ready

i'm gonna get you some ladylike clothes all right get dressed let's get out of

here