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Hey guys, today is a special day, isn't it?

Dad, come on.

Is it Hanukkah?

Dad, stop it.

Could it be Passover?

Dad, leave me alone.

Come on, aren't you even excited a little bit?

Why are you filming this? You're annoying me.

Come on, quit it dad, you're being really lame.

I film your birthdays every year, you guys know that.

Dad, he is getting a bit old for this.

Yeah.

Oh, look who decided to be a part of the video. Say hi, Lindsay.

Hi, Lindsay.

You have anything to say to your brother on his birthday?

I don't even know.

Shit, Dan?

Can you help me out? I saw somebody left the door open and I bumped into it and I dropped everything.

Okay, coming dear.

Where's your cake though?

Shut up.

Well, as you all can see, my wife seems to have everything under control here.

Dan, come on, put the camera down and help me clean this up.

Okay.

Thank you, dear.

Hang on.

Did you pick up Alex's video game from the store?

Yes, of course I picked up Alex's video game. Good for something, you know.

Sometimes you tend to forget things, you know?

Well, I wouldn't forget my son's birthday.

No, but you could forget our anniversary, right?

Oh, Melissa, that was a month ago, okay? I'm sorry.

For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. This job's killing me, you know that.

Let's talk about it later.

Talk about it later.

I think we should just be civil, have a nice night for the kids, alright?

Can we do that? Just have a little birthday? We'll talk about it later.

Yeah.

You got enough candles there?

Come here, I'm sorry.

What the hell was that?

Did you guys hear that?

Oh, prize!

This is a both-eye watch, some fucking cake!

Or I'm gonna blow this bitch's brains all over your floor!

Leave my kids alone!

Shut the fuck up.

Who else is in here?

What do we have here?

There's candles on me!

What do we got here?

Oh, hey.

Hey.

Hey, we should film this foot on the internet.

Shut up! What were you filming?

Oh, come on.

Whose fucking birthday is it?

Whose birthday? Oh, I got it.

Hey, toss me that pillow over there, would you?

Come on!

Hey, little buddy.

We're gonna guide you.

Get up!

Get up!

The face all fucked up like a pig's ear!

It's gonna be okay!

Hey, Jude, take this camera.

Jude, get over here and take the camera!

Now! Come on!

Everybody shut up!

Everybody shut the fuck up!

I gotta show this guy something. Hey, you see this?

You know what this is?

Huh? I don't think he knows what it is!

He doesn't know what it is!

Look at this.

Hit it!

Hit the mustache!

Here, get the camera.

Huh?

Let's see how it looks on this little guy.

What do you think?

Huh? What do you think, 3?

Pretty bright, Vince?

I think it fits on him right here.

I think we need to introduce ourselves.

I'm one!

And that there is two!

That sick fucker over there is three!

Fucking consciousness!

Fucking get it from me!

Disgusting!

Fucking consciousness!

Fucking knock knock!

I need to take this bitch a fucking lesson!

Let's do it! Come on!

Here we go.

That's good, buddy.

Good or good?

You got too tight for you, bitch!

I like my...

Yeah!

Yeah, baby!

Fuck!

Look at the camera for me, baby!

Look at the pretty camera!

Look at you!

Hello!

Come over!

Come on, bitch!

Look over there at your husband.

I'm telling you, everything's gonna be okay.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Everything's gonna be okay!

Now I want you to tell your

daughter that you're

a dirty kite whore!

And this is what dirty kite girls deserve!

I'm just getting

warmed up, buddy!

Now I want you to tell your

daughter that you like

taking cock in your dirty

kite ass!

I said, say it, you fucking

piggy! I said, fucking

say it, you fuck!

Just fucking...

Just fucking...

Just fucking...

Just fucking...

Just fucking...

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Ahh!

You probably used to be the

fucking boss around here, right?

Now I'm your fucking

daddy, you pig!

The men have no power

anymore!

Stop!

Ahh!

Now you bitches got burned in, bitches!

You're fucking...

You're dead, man!

This is fucking hot, baby!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Take this fucking thing off!

Take off!

Fuckers!

Look at your fucking mama, baby!

Look at your mama!

What do you fucking think? You want to be up there?

You want to be on that table?

You fucking keep your shit together and you won't be up there!

Kite, bitch!

You better shut up!

Look at those...

Put your fucking eyes on your mama!

Fucking kite!

Look at your fucking mama getting fucked!

That's what you fuckers deserve!

Oh, god damn it!

Come on! Fucking get out of my face!

You! You are no good on the show!

Fucking shit!

What the fuck was that?

Zip up your pants, you fucking monkey!

Fucking I didn't even tell you the fucking work to do!

Come on!

All night with this family here!

Happy family!

One happy family!

We're gonna have a sleepover!

Huh?

Hey, Two!

Why don't you take that gag off?

Have a little fun, what do you think?

Fuck yeah!

Damn!

Do I need to fucking shoot one of you again, huh?

You're gonna end up like that fucking birthday boy, do you?

It's time we got to know each other better now, huh?

Let's get to know each other, who's it gonna be?

How about you?

Me? Yeah! What's your name?

Tyler. Tyler?

Hey, Two, why don't you set up the chair next to Tyler?

Leave him alone!

Shut the fuck up, Dad!

Let's get to know Tyler!

It's Tyler's show!

Look at that camera!

Show them how pretty he is!

You're gonna be a movie star!

Tyler, you're gonna be a movie star!

Oh, Tyler.

What's up, buddy?

Oh, Tyler. Tyler, are you a fucking kike, Tyler?

What's a kike?

What's a kike?

What's a kike?

You don't know what a fucking kike is.

It's a dirty fucking Jew!

You fucking look like a fucking kike to me right now!

Out of the fucking oven, kike!

Leave him alone, you fucking kike!

Out of the fuck off!

This guy's got some claws!

You wanna play with me like you're a fucking pig, mother?

Right, right!

Come on!

Come on, Tyler!

Let's talk to Tyler again, huh?

Alright.

So, do you like girls, Tyler?

I guess.

Are you a faggot?

Are you a fucking faggot?

He's a faggot!

He's a faggot over here!

Hey, lovey!

Hey, lovey!

Alright, alright!

It's enough!

Relax! Sorry, Tyler.

Sorry to be rude.

Alright, alright. So you like girls?

You like girls. What kind of girls do you like, Tyler?

All types.

Come on! Don't be so politically correct!

We all know that white bitches are the best, right?

Yeah, white bitches!

White bitches!

I don't know, but please let us go!

We didn't do anything near you!

We just moved here! We're good people!

Tyler, what do you like?

Tyler, is it blonde hair? Is it blue eyes? Fair skin?

Is that what you like?

That's what it is! That's what it is!

You see it? Another fucking type wants to go to the Aryan gene pool!

Faggots!

Faggots! All we want to do is steal our fucking women!

I hate that shit.

You know that? I hate that shit!

Tyler!

I need you to listen to me, okay?

A very brilliant man once wrote.

Okay, listen, really close.

He wrote, the lost purity of the blood alone destroys happiness forever.

It plunges man into the abyss for all time!

And the consequences will never be eliminated from bonds.

Do you get it?

Do you get it?

I don't know, but please let us go!

We'll talk about this!

Fuck!

Alright, alright, alright!

I like Tyler. We like Tyler, right?

Yes, we love Tyler!

We like Tyler!

Alright, Tyler.

I think it's time to make him one of us.

Fuck yeah!

Why don't you get that pen today?

Oh, Tyler.

Hey Tyler, have you ever heard of the Hitler Youth?

Yeah, they were just kids, they didn't know what they were doing.

Tyler, don't make excuses for them!

You get to be one of them!

One of us!

Fuck that face up, dude!

Fuck it up!

Let him eat it up, buddy!

Shit!

Listen, you little fucking bitch!

We do this shit to you folks

because we fucking can't take all you fucking Jews!

You just lie down and take it!

Look at the fucking holocaust!

The fucking holocaust!

Fucking lined up like little fucking rats!

Just like you're doing now!

Just like your fucking whore mama did!

Where's Cherie here?

Fucker!

Fucker!

Yeah, I just wanted to start with you.

Hey dude!

Get over here!

Cut that little fucker loose!

Cut the fucker loose or we'll play ourselves a game!

Okay, what's the fucking game?

Let's see how long this guy can always breath and stuff him in the oven game.

Ah!

Fuck that!

Oh, fuck that!

I'm gonna throw it at you!

Let's have these fucking inbred cakes!

Fucking inbred!

Send it himself!

He wants to fuck a pure food!

I can't!

No!

Can't! Can't!

Fuck!

He's can't fucking love you!

I saw that on RWBY World, so...

Start with too much shit, 3!

All you do is stick it with your dick!

Oh, you're the fuck I'm thinking with!

That little punk cunt's gonna fuck his mother!

Don't leave that shit at me!

Come on, motherfucker! Just let him fucking do it!

We need some fucking entertainment here!

Fine!

Fine! Listen! After this shit!

We're running things my way!

After this shit, I'm going upstairs to fucking...

Fuck off over that dead tight body!

With that on my fucking nose!

You're a sick twat!

I love it!

Okay, Scarface!

You heard the man!

You heard the man!

Time for your motherfucking initiation, little man!

No! No!

Fuck that motherfucking bad bitch for a shit!

Now I'm going to get this thing!

Fucking wet!

What the hell!

Come on!

Come on!

We got you! We got you!

We got you! We got you!

We got you!

All right!

Come on!

Hey, mommy!

I'm back!

Come here, buddy! Come on!

Come on! Don't be scared!

Don't be scared!

I mean, I would lift this fucking chick up for you!

I mean, I'd fuck your pig, mother!

No, don't fuck your pig, mother!

Don't make those pig fucking brothers!

They're my family!

I don't want to let this damn dick in the salon!

Put that on!

Now we're talking!

Now we're talking!

We've got the guy in here, the man's like

he has to fucking pick!

Please, mommy!

Hey, do you fuck that pig now?

Or I'm going to blow your fucking brains all over her!

Fucking harass me!

Fucking harass me!

Come on, huh?

You make him stop!

It wasn't supposed to be like this!

We were just going to scare you two fucks out of town!

You're fucking going back now, though!

No, that's making me hard!

I don't feel like that's your son!

Fuck your pig's life!

Make him stop!

Please, come on, man!

He's not going to fucking get to me, boy!

He's not going to fuck you up on shit like you are!

I'm sorry!

God damn it!

Tie this fucker up!

You two bitches

have got everything handled down here!

I'm going upstairs to play marionette

with the dead kite's fucking bunny!

Leave him alone!

Leave him alone!

You want me to stay and play with you

like I played with your pig fucking mother?

I didn't fucking think so, pig!

Alright!

I'm going up to play my new action toy!

Now get that fucking thing out of my face!

Ah, fuck, I'm on it, I'm on it!

Get that fucking whore, bitch!

Shut up!

Shut up, Dad!

Shut the fuck up!

Put your hands down!

Where's your fucking god now, huh?

Where's your fucking god now?

Oh, there he goes!

Yay!

Look at mommy, look at mommy!

Just fucking relax, everybody!

Fucking old horse!

Ain't got no fight left in her, does she?

He wanted some fucking cake, didn't he?

Shit!

Oh, man!

I love cake!

I love chocolate cake!

This is the fifth birthday party ever!

Ask me what I want for my fucking birthday!

I said, ask me

when I wanna fucking party here!

Hey, hey!

Come on!

Fucking retard!

Blow your fucking brain, up and onto the fucking chandelier!

You got about instant gratification three!

Ohh...

We got to separate that!

One, two, can you handle him? Two, holler at us! Get over here, take that upstairs and let him fucking hide on us!

Leave him alone!

Don't kill him! You fucking bitch, why? You want some fucking cake too?

Darling, sorry, I don't think that we can do that, okay? Okay? When dirty Jews play with fire, dirty Jews get burned.

You want that fucking cake, bitch? You fuck!

Did you fucking tie-dock her?

Yes, but the baby is off!

You fucking knocked him out though, boom!

Alright, alright, you fucking cake!

Alright, everybody shut up! Shut up!

I think it's game time.

Game time, I love fucking game time!

It's fucking game time!

Alright, it's fucking game time.

Free! Get this fucking dead kite out of here now!

Let's get this thing started.

Let's get it started.

Alright, alright.

What are you going to do to us?

Shut the fuck up!

Alright, alright.

Okay, okay, let me see.

Okay, let me see, shh.

Hi, hi.

Listen, I need you to do something for me, okay?

What the shit were you?

If you don't do something for me, then you get to do something for three!

Okay?

Okay?

What do you want me to do?

I want a big fucking juicy bar joke, you fucking...

Shut the fuck up!

This ain't your fucking show, you fucker!

Whoa, whoa!

I'm fucking killing you!

You're going to run out of drink?

You're going to run out of drink?

Fucking shit!

Fucking brothers!

Fucking real race!

Alright!

Alright!

Alright, alright.

Okay.

Shh, no, no, no, come back, come back.

It's okay, come back.

Come back.

Which one of your parents...

Which one of your parents loves you more?

It's not a stupid question!

If I'm the one with the gun, then I'm asking it!

Or do we bring three back over here?

Cause he's not going to be interested in anything you have to say.

Make a fucking educated guess!

I can't because I don't know!

I don't know!

You can do it!

Answer it! Answer it!

Fucking question, you can do it!

Who loves you more?

Who loves you more?

You dare?

It's your daddy.

It's your daddy.

It's your daddy.

See? That wasn't so hard.

We're okay, it's okay.

It's okay.

Alright, two is too much of a pussy to look after daddy.

Three, will you get upstairs and take care of daddy?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, fucking daddy.

No, no, no, no, no, daddy.

It's okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, okay.

Okay, so...

Daddy loves you more, does mommy agree?

Yes, mommy.

You answered the same way that she did!

Or do I need to bring three back?

Like you.

Listen to me for a second.

I understand.

But this is a really hard question.

Okay, the problem is, is that I don't think you're fucking being honest with me.

Fucking K.

Dude, get over here and choke this bitch.

Lately choke that fucking kike bitch.

Now answer the question if you want to live.

Answer it!

Answer it!

Come on!

Fucking fuck!

Fuck her, it's a shitty question.

Fuck that question.

You shut the fuck up!

You wanna fuck your little sister next?

Is that what you want, you dumb little bitch?

But I wanna know this.

You gotta choose between your two children.

Which one do you choose?

I love those two.

I'm gonna kill one of them right now!

And if you don't decide which one,

I want you to make the right choice.

Shit is getting crazy.

I care enough about your family

to ask you these things, you ungrateful cunt.

I love them equally.

I love Alex, and he's stupid.

That means they both die.

Please stop!

Stop, you can't do it. I'll do anything.

That fucking stone is over.

No, we're good to go.

Does everyone in this family

think they can fuck their way out of their problems?

Don't you know you already

got a fucking used up?

Don't you know that?

Alright.

In ten seconds, one of your children's

gonna die.

In ten seconds.

You don't get to make the rules anymore!

Let's do the countdown.

Why don't you give me a drum roll, too?

Ten!

Nine!

Eight!

Seven!

I'm not gonna waste this fucking fine piece of ass

to film this shit.

Watch this fucking little faggot over here.

I gotta spend some time with him.

Fucking shit. Fucking shit.

Get up.

Get up.

Get up.

Get up!

Listen, my gun's empty, okay?

I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm not gonna hurt you. Look.

Look, there's no bullets.

Okay? I just brought one.

Just in case. It's okay.

Look at me. Just look at me

for a second.

Alright, listen.

I'm gonna take your clothes off, okay?

Just relax.

Fuck you.

Listen, I'm gonna leave your underwear on. I'm not some kind of fucking

pervert.

I just wanna see your body.

I'm not doing shit for you. Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Just fucking

relax for a minute.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

I like you.

Okay?

You be nice.

Yeah, tell me you'll be nice, please.

Tell me you'll fucking be nice!

Okay, okay.

I'm gonna put this away.

Just be nice.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Shh.

Just rest your arm up.

Now, look at me for a second.

Just look at me.

Come on, what's your name?

I didn't even get to know your name.

Come on, just tell me how old you are.

It's okay.

You got a boyfriend?

Huh? Your boyfriend?

We just moved your New Jersey out.

I know anyone and you're shitty down.

Why would you move your place

and you're just gonna be a fucking jacked bitch

thinking you're better than everybody else?

Fuck!

Sorry, it's okay.

It's okay.

So do you have a boyfriend back in

back in New Jersey?

Yes.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay, we're still okay.

It's okay, you've got me so pissed.

Oh...

Oh, God.

Oh, you're a romantic.

You're a romantic.

Look.

Listen, I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Alright?

You're just...

You're just really like high school girls.

I'm...

You're making me nervous. I've got butterflies. Do you get nervous? Look, listen, I'm not

like them, okay? I'm not a gentleman. Okay? I mean, you're in high school, right? Come

on, let's see. Let me see your body. Oh, my God. Oh, just relax. All right, all right,

all right. Just relax. Here, here, here. Just relax, okay? Just relax for a minute.

I'm going to put the camera away, okay? It'll give us some privacy. It'll give

us some privacy. You like the lotion? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, shh, it's okay. It's

okay, please. Shh, please. Shh, shh, just relax. Just relax, please. Listen, listen.

We can make this work, okay? We can do this, okay? Just relax for a minute, okay?

I just want to feel your body. Just let me feel you. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. You've got a perfect ass. Oh, do you know you have a perfect ass? Shh, shut

up. Shut the fuck up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Shut up, shut up.

Okay, okay. Listen, listen. Do you drink? Do you drink? Do you have to drink? Your

body? Do you see up a little bit? Yes? Yes, thank you. You just stay here. Okay,

just stay here, okay? Fuck those who are just having some fun with this prick. Fucking

shit, you do not do that shit without me in the room, you know that? He's right,

he's right. I should've waited for him. Fuck you, I'm bald. Wait, who the fuck

is watching that? In that room near the front door. Fuck, you fucking dike. I'm

coming back for you, God damn it. Fuck. Oh, God damn it. Why is the kid loose? Which

one of you mongoloids let the fucking kid loose? Shut the fuck up. God damn it.

Fucking shit, it's getting crazy. The fucking dad's gone, he's running around, he's

out here, man. Do you see that shit? That shit is fucking funny. He's fucking

like Helen Keller out there. Shut up. Fucking shut up. All right, calm down.

Calm the fuck down. He's having some fun. Shut up. All right, we got to split

up and we got to find the dad. Now! Fuck you! Shut the fuck up or I'll cut

your fucking head off. Fucking take it. I don't want it anymore. This isn't a

fucking joke. Fucking blah, fucking blah, blah, you fucking pussy.

I'll show these motherfuckers how to make a fucking movie. Action! We're going

fucking pig hunting. Hey, it's you, boy! Once upon a time, God invented

America, the land of the fucking free. Where's that cute cunt? It's you,

boy! Come out, you fucking tiny shit! I always wanted to be on camera.

Welcome to my Las Vegas style doing show. Fuck! Any requests? Fuck! Fuck me!

Come out, boy! Fuck! Where's this little cunt? Do you, boy? Come out!

Hey, boy! One dog! Get fucked up! You'll be bouncing off the wall!

Yes, he's real! Fucking guys got to love him, man. Give me that camera.

I can't see shit. Shut up, Tyler. I promise you don't feel much.

Don't worry, baby. Don't worry. I can't see shit. Shut up, Tyler.

I promise you are going to thank us for this one. This is that one time

you are going to thank us. Right, Tyler. Here we go.

True, you want some of this shit, man? Let me do it, please. Please.

Oh, fuck, that burns. I love it. Ride, you ready for this, baby?

Here we go. Stop this shit. Come on. Stop this fucking...

Stop this shit! Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I bet you gave him too much.

I said the fuck off.

I got to go take a piss. All right, man. If I give a fuck...

I'm going to fucking use that room whether I finish it or not.

Tell the fuck up, I'll shit in that pussy, man.

Sweetie, you're downstairs. God damn fucking here.

Fucker.

Shut up, pussy.

Come on, pussy.

Fucking Jesus shit right now.

Yo! You ain't remembering? I got to go.

Dude.

Come on, open the fuck up.

Prick. Fine.

Fine, dickhead.

Let's just... let's just let me take a piss right out here on the floor.

You fuck shit.

Fuck.

Hey, Juan.

You fucking off that bitch, dude?

Fucking open up.

Fucker.

Holy fuck.

Let's get out.

Nobody, nobody fucking get away with that shit.

Nobody kills one of mine and walks away.

Hey, honey.

Hey, honey.

Darling.

I'm not going to kill you.

You just come out, okay?

Just come out, sweetie.

Come on.

What the fuck?

Shit.

Fucking nothing.

Fucking...

Show me where she is, you fucking...

He's over here.

You sure she's here, okay?

Man, what the fuck's the matter with you?

We're gonna fall together, okay? I'm fine.

I am fine.

Who the fuck's... who the fuck's John?

Come on, you saw him.

You saw him.

I love this one.

I love this one.

Easy.

Easy.

Easy.

Come on.

Come on.

Let's get it together.

You got it.

That's good, that's good.

You got it.

You're good, you're good.

You're good.

Hey, big guy, it's cool, it's cool.

You're just coming down, it's gonna be alright.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Yeah.

You're gonna be fine.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Fine.

Just fine.

Slow back.

No, no, no.

Look at me, look at me.

You're fucking coming down.

Put your back on.

Put it on, put it on.

Put it on.

You already feel my face.

You already feel my face.

Yes, I'm hurt.

Come on, come on.

Take a little bit of shit.

Don't blow it off, give it to me.

Big snort, big snort.

Come on.

You blew it all out, again, again.

Big one, big one.

Pull your shit together.

Come on, you gotta focus.

You gotta focus.

That fucking bitch is held up in the room somewhere.

I got no fucking idea where the dad is.

Come on, let's go.

Are you fucking okay?

Hey, are you fucking okay?

Okay, I'm okay.

Just show me where she is.

Come on, buddy.

She's upstairs in the room.

Good, that's good.

You can put your mask back on, buddy.

There you go.

Wake up, wake up.

Alright buddy, come on.

Put your mask back on, both of them, both of them.

Let's go, don't fucking leave your gun over there.

You fucking left your gun over there.

Look at that shit, you want him to fucking kill us?

The fucking dad is loose.

Get that fucking shit, let's go. Upstairs, that bitch.

That bitch who killed John, let's go.

Come on buddy, come on.

I need you back.

Yes, they fucking killed John.

There's a fucking bitch held up in her room.

She killed your brother.

You're going to let her get away with that shit.

Come on buddy.

Fucking focus, focus.

Not on that shit, not on that shit.

Come on, buddy, buddy.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on.

That bitch, that bitch who killed him is right there.

Right there.

Where the fuck is she, man? You said she was in here.

Are you kidding me?

That fucking bitch fucking climbed out the goddamn window.

Holy shit.

How many shots you got left to take down, man?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.

Hey, there she is.

There she is, one away from a full clip, buddy.

Right here, right here.

She's getting away, she's getting away.

She's getting away.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, right there.

That was a good shot, buddy.

Yeah.

This way, this way.

There's a fucking door back here, behind the kitchen.

Right outside.

Fucking little cunt killed your brother.

Fucking show her.

Show her.

Right up there, buddy.

Yeah, I see you.

Okay, you little bitch.

You fucking bitch.

You bitch.

Some of this is fucking mine.

Stop it, you fuck.

That's for stabbing me, you fucking cunt.

You fucking pig.

It's like I fucking take a moment here now.

Your ass enjoy this fuck.

Like you puff your fucking head like a melon right now.

Fucking poppin', buddy.

You fucking pig.

Just fucking pop her head, buddy.

Now I've got a better idea.

This pig's gonna eat dirt like the fucking filthy animal she is.

You hear me?

Eat that fucking dirt, I said.

You got three seconds, pig.

You eat the dirt or I'll blow your fucking head out of here.

Yeah, fucking eat it, bitch.

I said eat that fucking dirt, you bitch.

Don't forget to fucking swallow.

That fucking little bitch still got some fight left in her.

Trust me, man.

This bitch is fucking broken.

Fuck this nigga, dude.

This bitch is like a mug.

I ain't gonna fucking watch that.

I ain't gonna fucking watch that.

I ain't gonna fucking watch that.

Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

The fucking... I saw him, I saw him.

The dab, the dab, the dab, the fucking dab.

Come on, buddy.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

We gotta move, we gotta move.

Come on, bud.

I need you.

Let's go hit that bitch and pull your shit together.

This way, alright?

Let's get in there, get John,

and then we get the fuck out, okay?

You probably fucking called the cops already.

I'm gonna make peace.

Fuck this sucker, boy.

I'll get to my fucking brother, man.

Shut the fuck up. He was like a brother to me, too.

Why you gotta be such a bitch about this?

Listen to me. I'm the one keeping my shit together, okay?

Me. Me!

Fuck off!

Okay, okay. Alright, alright. Just fucking calm down, okay?

Let's just go in.

What about this bitch, man?

You fucking bring her along? He's a bargaining chip, man.

I hope they don't have guns in there, man.

But you still have fucking guns, man.

I don't trust this guy, okay?

Let's just get in, get out. We get down, we get out.

No bullshit, no fucking around.

Lose a fucking camera then, you fucking retard.

Oh, fuck that shit. There ain't no way I'm gonna fucking forget this night, buddy.

No way! Now, calm down. Quiet!

Alright.

Let's go, man. Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Quiet, alright?

Quiet.

Hey. Hey, buddy.

Come on, this way.

This way.

This way. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Hey, what the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck?

Hey, I don't care what you want right now.

This is about fucking John.

This is about John.

Stop fucking around.

You fucking bitch, he's gonna find us.

I'll fucking rape her, you fuck.

Alright, alright.

Hey, buddy, buddy. You're right, okay?

We should find this guy. No witnesses, right?

You just fucking realized it that morning, you fuck!

Be quiet!

You want him to find us?

Let's kill this fucker!

Just be quiet, okay?

He's here.

Hey, Coach!

I'm gonna fucking stab you, you fuck!

Seriously, I want you to fucking calm down, okay?

Just be quiet, we'll find him.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Shh, shh, shh.

In fucking charge right now!

The police are coming!

Take it fucking easy, you fucking cokesucker!

You weren't even gonna fucking hurt me, we were gonna kill you.

We were not gonna kill you.

Put the knife down!

And I won't break your fucking gun in front of you, you punk fuck!

No, you!

You put the fucking gun down!

You put it down!

You haven't fucking sold me this thing, you fucking two!

You fucking heard her, I'll kill you both!

What the fuck are you doing?

You put down the gun!

You put down the fucking gun!

See! See, I can play fucking games!

I already put the fucking camera down for you, you fuck!

What the fuck?

You're not gonna fucking kill him, I'm not fucking kidding!

Put the gun down!

Cause I'm gonna fucking kill you with it!

Then I'm gonna cut off her fucking head!

And shit down her fucking throat!

You fucking heard her and I'll kill him!

I'll fucking kill him!

I'll fucking!

You fucking!

Fucking fucking thing!

Okay, alright. Let's go.

Let's go, let's go.

Let's fucking get John to get the fuck out of here, okay?

Man, I need you to go and get me, I can't look at it.

You're fucking kidding me.

Man, I just...

I just saved your fucking life.

Fucking out of breath, man, I need a minute, come on!

Well, give me the fucking pussy!

Please, for fuck's sake!

What's happening, man? Fuck!

Fucking fuck!

Fucking beautiful!

No fucking horse!

Step!

Get the lights!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Let's go, let's go.

I thought he was throwing a drink or something.

You're kidding me right now, dude.

The fucking cops are on the way. Let's go, let's go.

Let's go.

There you go, man.

Man, I need a fucking time out.

I need a fucking bubble or something, man.

Please, fuck it.

Just give me a minute, man.

For fuck's sake, give me a minute.

Fuck me up, give me a key shot.

Let's go.

Let's go, buddy, we gotta move.

We gotta move.

Stop fucking...

I'm gonna think.

The cops are coming.

Shut up, I'll fuck!

You need to do a fucking funk.

You fucking fucking funk.

You fucking...

You fucking sleep to the fucking brain, dude.

Alright, let's go, let's go.

Let's go.

The fucking cops are coming.

Let's go, let's go.

He's coming like a fucking barber, man.

You need a barber, yeah?

What the fuck is that?

I'm talking like a fucking bitch now, you fuck.

Fucking cops are in the way, you stupid dumbass.

Let's go.

Let's get the fuck out of here then, you fuck.

Come on, you fucking pig.

I'll get the camera.

Yeah, fucking get the camera, you fucking...

I can't fucking believe this fucking shit.

Man, we're burying John tonight.

Oh yeah, oh great.

Same night he goes missing, same night the whole fucking family gets murked, that's good at you.

Man, I don't know, let's fucking...

make up a fucking story like we don't know, man.

I don't know, let's just forget like we don't fucking know, man.

Yeah, the fucking... same night the fucking girl goes missing.

Come on, people are gonna figure it out.

They're gonna make the connection.

Your fucking parents, did they see you leave with John?

Would you shut the fuck up, man? Please, for fuck's sake, please.

Alright, alright. Fuck, please.

You gonna fucking off that bitch or do I have to?

No, man, please. I'm fucking keeping the fucking bitch.

Are you fucking serious?

No fucking way. She is the last goddamn piece of evidence.

I'm gonna let you fuck this up, bro.

Fuck you, man. I'm getting some fucking cigarettes here, man.

What the fuck? Are you fucking serious?

You're fucking getting sick right now.

I want some fucking cigarettes. Get that fucking thing out of my fucking face.

That body in the fucking back.

For fuck's sake, man.

You know what? Calm down here. Take some of this.

Let me give you a key shot.

Get back here, buddy. Come on.

Hey, hey, hey. Come on.

Hey, big boy. Big boy, seriously.

I'll leave you alone for five fucking minutes.

Oh, it's fucking my phone?

I don't know when to fucking get cigarettes.

Oh, you gotta stop and get cigarettes.

Come on, big guy. You're bigger than that.

Let's go.

Holy shit, man.

Hey, kids. Where are we going?

Do you love your new neighborhood?

It looks really, really nice.

I don't know. We'll see.

Yeah, it depends if there's any, you know, hot babes.

Not that they would date you anyway.

Is that all you have on your mind?

No, they might dig Alex. I don't know.

You guys excited to start school in a new place?

So thrilled. You have no idea.

Why did we have to move in the first place?

I told you why.

Just the way it worked out now, buddy, with my job.

Yeah, yeah.

And you can have your old friends come with you.

Come up and visit anytime you want. You know that.

We're like three hours away.

That's all right. They can sleep over.

We have a nice big house now.

Isn't it beautiful?

I don't know how big is it.

It's pretty big. You're gonna love it.

I'm just saying, as the oldest, I should probably

pick out my room first.

You definitely get to pick out your room.

Hey, my birthday's coming up.

You're still younger than me.

What do you want for your birthday?

Oh, well...

Don't you guys know?

There's this new video camera coming out.

It's awesome.

What's wrong with this video camera that we're using?

It's a video game.

You gotta speak up.

Should we stop by the video store

and see if they have the game?

Really?

Let's do this.

You guys are gonna love this.

Now you're near the mountains,

you can learn to ski.

Or snowboard, I guess.

I'm a little old for...

I love swimming in snow.

Why would I want to learn that?

I feel like I might break a kneecap doing that.

Snowboarding's fun, I hear, but I'm an old-school skier.

Dad, you can go first,

and then you can teach me the ropes.

If you fall, I'm not going.

Do you want to film what's going on outside your window?

Sure.

Toss it on over.

I'm gonna work this thing.

Careful, Lindsey.

Dad, I am a pro. Oh, wow.

Yeah, it's prettier in the camera.

It's the scenery you're getting into.

Alright, let's go back.

Lindsey, did you, um...

Did you pack everything?

Yes, I did.

I know sometimes you tend to forget things and stuff.

Like your boyfriend's name.

I'm sure we have everything.

Don't we have like six boyfriends?

I really don't. You know what, I can't help it.

Every guy I talk to...

What's that one, Kazim?

What's Kazim?

Doofus?

His name's Doofus.

Whatever, Charles is so...

He's like, he's over.

Why do you date him anyway?

He's stupid.

I don't think you're allowed to date until you're 21.

All their names were...

I remember having that conversation with you, Dad,

when I was like five.

Well, nothing's changed.

How come you didn't have that conversation with me when I was five?

Isn't this beautiful here, kids?

Is anyone hungry, by the way?

We'll wait for the snow to clear.

I'm sure it's lovely if you picked it out.

In your mind.

I don't see any girls.

Believe me, they'll be girls your age somewhere.

Don't you point that thing at me.

Not that they're gonna like you.

Wait, have you guys met the neighbors yet?

Do you even know what they look like?

Yeah, old people that smell like peaches.

Why peaches? What do you have with peaches?

It's just what they smell like.

I think you're hungry for peaches.

No, I'm not. I'm hungry for a burger, okay?

That's why I want to go to Burger Master.

Is that what everyone wants? Burgers?

I thought we were deciding on Mexican.

Mexican makes me sick.

Every...

You are just impossible.

I love you.

Hey, Dad, we should try skidding in the snow.

Find a parking lot. Let's do it.

I think it's a great idea.

How about we go down the mountain with the car?

How about we drive safe and get there in one piece?

How's that for everybody?

Alright, guys, we're getting close.

Alright, I'm nervous. I'm excited.

I'm ready.

I'm not ready. I can't handle this pressure.

When we get to the house, you guys can all run around

for a little while, but then we're gonna have to do

a little work, okay?

What do you mean work?

Well, we gotta get things straightened out and moved in.

Come on!