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♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

♪ Laughing all the way Ha! ♪

♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪

♪ Making our spirits bright ♪

♪ What fun it is To ride and sing ♪

♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Oh, jingle bells Jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

I got it.

You guys ready? Let's do it.

Santa is coming early this year.

Heart six.

Oh, my God. Look. Juniper.

Bro, what is the actual hype?

What do you mean, what is the hype? Look at him.

Juniper.

Oh, my God. What if we ran into him?

No way. I would literally die.

Oh, my God, I have to get a photo of this.

Charlie, are you serious?

What's going on? Why are we stopping? Let's go.

I don't know. Ask her.

It's Juniper. It's a picture of Juniper.

I dropped Moy-Moy.

Wait, what? What?

When? I thought you were watching her.

Who? Jackie or Moy-Moy? Both of them.

She's 7. Why does she still have that thing?

It's fine. I see her.

You just dropped Moy-Moy.

Oh, my gosh. It's gonna be okay.

Hey.

What in the world are you doing?

You're on Moy-Moy.

What is a Moy-Moy? My monkey friend.

Tell your friend he should really watch where he's going.

So should you.

Children.

Grown-ups.

Thank you, Willow. I got you, Jackie.

Okay. Let's go, family. Back on track.

Why do you even care about Jackie's stupid Moy-Moy?

Oh, come on, Charlotte.

You never had anything stupid you cared about?

Well, I do have you. Oh, yeah.

David, we're here on our anniversary.

We were able to bring our three kids.

We couldn't bring the dog. That's kind of a bummer.

How can I help you?

Oh, yeah. My glasses. I think someone took them.

Just snatched them right off my slot machine.

Really? Someone stole them?

I think so. They were very nice.

Okay, I'm sure they were. Um...

Can you describe them for me? Oh, sure.

They're metal rims. Trifocal lenses.

And they turn into sunglasses outside.

You know, because of my glaucoma.

Damn glaucoma, huh? Yeah.

Okay. All right. What I'm gonna do, then,

I'll look around this whole casino for you.

But I'm gonna start with this general facility right here.

Okay. That's where you last saw them?

Yeah. Yeah. Around here? Yeah.

Okay. Follow-up question. Do they look anything, um...

like this?

Yeah, they look exactly like those.

Mystery solved. Whoopsie-doodle!

Yeah, whoopsie-doodle.

Can we say this case is closed?

Yeah, well, you don't have to be so grumpy about it.

Welcome to Las Vegas. Oh...

You'd rather stay here and do nothing?

Going to the pool is not nothing.

It can't be more than 50 degrees out there.

The sun is out, and there's no snow on the ground.

That's good enough for me.

What about our Christmas-card photo?

You can photoshop me in.

If Charlotte's not going, I'm not.

My JavaScript and my Scratch code projects

are due as soon as we get back.

Your what? Hello? That's extra credit.

Just go on the tour.

I don't wanna go on the tour.

I wanna go on the tour. We are.

Dress your monkey.

I'm not watching Willow at the pool.

I don't wanna go to the pool. I wanna go.

You are not going to the pool.

I can just stay in the room. We have to go.

Either they're coming or not. Okay.

Charlotte, you can go to the pool,

but you will come right back to the room

and stay here until we get back.

Deal? Deal.

You will take Willow

and not let her out of your sight.

I don't need a babysitter. I'll be fine up here.

No, you two are gonna stay together.

Charlotte, you hear me? Roger that.

Willow?

Roger Rabbit.

Okay. Ready?

Have fun. Thank you.

Let's go.

Get you out of here right now. Hey!

Don't get into any trouble. We won't.

Dad, I want to come visit you.

Yeah, I know, I wanna see you too, darling, but I just--

I'm working a lot, you know, uh, and I--

Anyway, I gotta go, okay?

You-- I love you.

Wait, Dad, did mom send you my Christmas list?

Yeah, uh... She did.

It was a big one. Um...

You must have been really good to expect that entire haul.

Oh, I was.

I really was.

Okay, then, um, I will--

I'll put in a word with Santa and see what I can do.

All right, sweetheart, I-I have to go for real.

I love you. Go to bed.

Love you, Dad. Bye.

Bye.

David!

Quinn. Mind toning it down a little bit?

I got security detail for Juniper.

Juniper.

Oh, you got security detail for Juniper?

I turned that down.

You're welcome. Wait.

You did what? Why?

I'm more of a Mick Jagger man, I guess.

Who? Mick--

Have you--? Oh...!

They made him this gorgeous diamond-covered gauntlet.

It goes all the way from his finger to his elbow.

Oh, wow. Do you know what that sounds like?

Oh?

What it sounds like...

...is rich-people bollocks.

Rich-people bollocks.

Yeah, I don't know what "bollocks" means,

but... I'm in charge of the rich-people bollocks.

No, it's not a good thing.

Don't mean to burst your bubble,

but celebrities have their own security.

You're gonna be window dressing.

At best, you're gonna be nursing his cinnamon-spice nutmeg latte.

Look, David, it pays more.

I got a lot of Christmas presents to buy.

Yeah. Tell me about it.

No, no, no, that's not-- Oh, come on.

What is your problem?

This should be good. This should be terrible.

You have no idea what you're doing.

Well, then go play somewhere else.

You owe me a thousand dollars 'cause of your crappy play.

You wanna try and take it?

Oh, are you gonna stop me?

Those aren't yours, are they?

Beat it, Paul Blart. I got this.

No, you don't.

Sorry.

Bad idea. Hey, let him go.

We done here? We're done here.

Okay, let's go home.

I'm just gonna go home. Yeah.

Nice moves.

They, uh, teach you that at orientation?

I, uh... I've done my own research.

Let's an get ice pack and an Uber for that one.

Uh...

Cleanup on Aisle 9.

Uh-- Blackjack, high-stakes room.

♪ Light up my room With carols ♪

♪ Playing Sinatra on repeat ♪

♪ A symphony-- ♪

Aren't you freezing?

I'm fine. I'm not going home without a tan.

It's the winter solstice.

Even here, you're not likely

to get much response from your melanin.

Barf. Don't you have, like, JavaTime to do?

Okay. I'm gonna go check out the hot tub.

Do not go into the hot tub.

That's how people get foot fungus.

I will if I want to.

Whatever.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Ma'am? Uh...

Hi. Hi.

Um, can I get you anything?

Like what?

I don't know, like, another towel or a space heater?

Why does everyone think it's so cold?

Because it kind of is.

It's below zero at my house now.

Where's that? Michigan.

Oh... Upper or Lower?

Are you a Michigan expert?

No, I just know that there's two parts.

And that there's a lot of Cheeseheads?

That's Wisconsin. Yeah.

Not an expert.

Uh, can I ask you,

what do people who are under 21 even do in Vegas?

Pbbt. Um...

We have a movie theater. We have movies in Michigan.

Yeah. I'm sure we could figure something out.

We? Yeah.

I get off in an hour. I could show you around.

That could be fun. We can't.

You can't? We have to go to our room

as soon as we're done with the pool.

We will. With a slight detour.

That's not what Dad said.

I'm watching you, not the other way around.

I'm gonna let you figure this out. I'll come back.

Why'd you have to be so cringe?

Says the girl planning her wedding to the pool boy.

You're so annoying.

Juniper.

This is gonna be, like... I cannot wait.

Thank you so much.

That's my lover. Yes.

Wait, hold on. Who is that? Oh, my God.

Oh, my... Juniper!

He's here!

He's so beautiful.

Can I get a photo with you? Sure.

It's a bachelor party. Yes. I'm the bride.

You're getting married. Congratulations.

Blink twice, I'll call off the wedding.

Sorry. I gotta keep it moving. Come on.

No! We love you.

I love you too. You good?

My social battery was not ready for that, Omar.

Yeah, I noticed.

Just get me to the room. Yes, sir.

Okay. Everyone watch your step. I'll watch "mine."

Little mining humor.

Okay, so back when gold and silver were discovered here,

around 1859, people rushed to this area, and--

Is there still gold here?

Another excellent question from Jackie.

No, no, there hasn't been any mining here

in Nelson since around the 1940s.

Why'd they stop?

Well, I promise I will get to that.

But first, let me take us back to 1859,

when they found an estimated 10 million dollars' worth of ore

in these mines.

Is that a lot? Ten million dollars?

That's like a whole super lot.

Yes, yes, it is like a super lot.

It is the most that has ever been--

What do these things do? Oh, boy.

Hi. Hi. Jackie. Think the girls are okay?

No. I think they're probably showgirls by now.

Well, it is an income stream.

Can I get a mom or a dad, please?

The Reindeer has landed.

I repeat, the Reindeer has landed.

Window dressing. Mm. Not today, handsome.

Don't need you distracting me with your bubbly wit and charm.

Well, you are doing it.

You're getting a $2 million glove into our casino.

Two-point-nine million.

That much? I've done my own research.

Anyway, gotta go do my job.

Go earn the big bucks. Don't be jealous.

Won't be.

David. Robyn.

People said you landed in the States, but Las Vegas, really?

Were there no openings at the Mall of America?

What the hell are you doing here?

I heard Juniper's performing his holiday album,

and I just had to check it out.

The same day a priceless piece of jewelry

shows up at the casino, huh?

Is that right? I had no idea. Really? Yeah?

You know what? I'm gonna have to tail you

until that thing's safely out, won't I?

I wouldn't want to keep you from policing bachelorette parties.

Are you going to let go of my arm now?

Thank you.

I see you're getting better at letting things go.

Good for you.

Robyn.

Yes, David?

Very funny. Give me my watch back, please.

You know, there was a time where you wouldn't be caught dead

wearing anything as cheap as this.

This is the new me.

I miss the old you, David. Don't you?

No.

I'm happy to see you.

Brings back some wonderful memories.

Yeah. Wonderful, huh?

That's not how I remember it.

Well, now, really, don't worry about me being here.

I promise I'm just in town for a little rest and relaxation.

Unless, of course, you have other ideas.

Robyn. Yes, David?

Touché.

Okay. Not bad, not bad.

Keep it.

Think of it as a little gift to remember me by.

This way.

I don't think we should be here.

Stop being a baby. We're fine.

No one's gonna notice us, all right? I promise.

How do you not get lost here?

I have. Twice.

Where is everybody? Um...

Well, this elevator goes up to the Ghostbar.

There's a really exclusive party up there tonight.

A big Juniper event.

Oh, my gosh. I love him.

Here we go. Have you met him?

Do you know what room he's in? Can we go to the event?

Uh... Calm down, bro.

No. Security's like double crazy tonight.

He's got this bracelet or something expensive.

Have you seen it? No.

What's all this? It's laundry.

We go through 50,000 towels and sheets every day.

How many washing machines do you have?

They send it to a company that does it.

Is somebody down here? No.

That's Security. I can't get caught with you here.

You said no one would notice us.

Other workers, not Security. What do we do?

I d-- Just get in. Get in. Now.

I hope these are clean.

Put the towels on. Hurry. It's too late now.

Hey, Clark. Matthew.

What are you doing down here? Uh...

Well, a guest lost their phone by the pool.

Figured I'd check the towels.

Those aren't pool towels.

Oh, my gosh, you're right.

Yeah, I just get so turned around back here, I don't know.

Okay. Come on. We're clearing out this section.

Big event at the Ghostbar tonight. Let's go.

Okay. I'll be right there. No, no. I'm serious.

This is a security issue.

Let's go, with me. Let's go.

All right. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, let's get out of here.

Wait.

We have to make sure they're gone.

Which way do you think they went?

I don't know. Let's just go back the way we came in.

What if they went the way we came in?

We should go the other way.

We don't know where the other way goes.

We're screwed.

Y'all get this luggage in the sleeping bedroom.

Take all that luggage there and put it in the party bedroom.

Y'all keep on packing. I got this.

Mr. Juniper would like to see the gauntlet.

Oh, yes. Right this way.

Juniper's right here. Good afternoon, Mr. Juniper.

Oh, this is it. Oh, yes!

Wow. Heh.

It's, uh, pretty secure.

We're very secure.

Oh, wow! Heh.

I love it.

Can I touch it? Be my guest.

What's this, guns?

Open it.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Can I touch it? You can touch it.

I'm gonna touch it first. Ow! It's my--

Whoa.

Robyn, this looks exactly like the real thing.

Uh-huh. Guys.

Why don't we just sell this one?

Because, Neil, there are people way smarter than you

that can tell the difference.

Well, then why don't we find somebody dumb to sell it to?

Oh, okay. Sure.

Hey, you got 3 million to blow on jewelry?

No. See?

Dumb people can't afford it.

Lin, you don't wanna see this thing?

Why would I wanna see fake diamond?

Shut up, nerd. It's sparkly. It's fun to look at.

I'll look at the real one when we get it. Idiot.

All right. Put it back in the case, please.

I didn't get to touch it, though. No.

I don't get to touch it one time? Don't.

You are sure that this is the exact size?

Well, I sure hope so if we're going to pull this off.

Great. Now you got me nervous.

Don't be.

Wow.

We'll bring the gauntlet at 7 to put on for the party,

and then we will accompany you upstairs.

Wait. You guys are coming to the party?

Yes. We have to be there. It's part of the deal.

Uh...

Okay. Yeah, sure.

Just, uh... you know, be cool. Don't, like, stand out too much.

Yeah, that's not gonna be possible.

I promise you we will be discreet.

Mr. Juniper. Ah, it's just Juniper.

Yes. Of course.

All right. Thank you. We'll see you all at 7.

And don't worry.

We thought of everything.

Okay.

Okay, now it says we're outside on the street.

It's obviously not working.

Oh, no. We're back where we started.

We can't be. Yeah. The laundry cart.

We've passed like 400 of them. They're everywhere.

Nope. I remember. 1861.

How did you notice that? How did you not?

We gotta try something different.

Hey, what about the Ghostbar elevator?

Right. Once we get up to the club,

we'll be out of here.

This way. This way.

Trust me.

What if we meet Juniper up there?

Please let it go.

Fine.

Okay, I'm pretty sure we're on 1 right now.

Fifty-five it is, then.

How long does it take to go up 55 floors?

Feels like forever.

So, what are we going to tell Mom and Dad?

What? Nothing.

We'll be out of here before they're back.

I don't know. It's getting pretty late.

They could be back any minute.

So... it is not the battery,

and we know that now.

Our driver's gonna run a few more checks,

so everyone just... sit tight.

Okay.

Where's our kid?

Okay. Nobody move, or the girl gets it.

Found her. No, no.

Let's not do that.

It's the end of the line for you, Water Bandit.

Oh, no. You'll never catch me alive.

You know, let's just not shoot anyone. Okay? Boys?

I got 'em, Dad. That's my girl.

I shot you. You gotta die.

You missed. I shot you.

Okay, you know what?!

You know what? It's getting a little chilly.

Brr.

So let's just get everybody back on the bus,

and we will just wait inside.

We will-- Oh.

Back on the bus, where it's safe.

Yippee-ki-yay, Mother-- Oh!

Yes, darling. Let's get on the bus.

No guns on the bus, please. Thank you.

Charming.

Finally.

Push 1. Come on, Charlotte, push 1.

Okay. Thank God.

Okay. Now what? We find a way out downstairs.

We tried that, and we suck at it.

I'm not trying to get past those security guards up there.

They're not going to arrest us

for being in an elevator, Charlotte.

Worse, Willow.

They're going to tell Mom and Dad,

and I'll be freaking screwed.

We'll get out downstairs.

Takes just as long to go down.

Yeah.

Hey. Um...

David. Hey. Matthew.

I may have done something stupid. Again?

Can you help me without getting me in much trouble?

Well, it depends what it is, Matthew.

You wanna tell me what it is first?

You wanna tell me whose bracelet that is first?

None of your business.

We'll try more doors, see where they go.

Even if we get outside--

You see the Golden Knights game

last night, Ralphie?

See it? I lost 200 bucks on it.

You can't gamble if you live here, Ralphie.

That's for the tourists.

Thought I had a hot tip. I... I got a hot tip for you.

Okay, what is it?

Don't gamble.

Yeah. Thanks for nothing.

I'll do a once-around. I'll be here.

"Don't gamble." You're a funny guy, Clark, you know that?

Maybe you should open for Juniper.

Okay, what now?

We gotta find a way to distract them.

What should we do?

Here. Thanks.

Ralphie? That you?

Ralphie, I know that's you.

Listen, I'm on my last word. I'm looking for "mistletoe."

Don't mess with my "mistletoe."

Ralphie, you trying to scare me? Ralphie?

Ralphie.

I'm not-- I'm not scared.

This is not funny, though.

Oh, Ralphie.

Ralphie. Look out, here I come.

I think we're good.

No, I just got here.

I don't even have an actual assignment.

No, I heard most everything's upstairs already.

I'm just backup.

I think I'm just gonna hang out downstairs

in case there's an emergency.

Yes, a kitchen emergency. They do happen.

Okay, we gotta get out of here.

Whoa...

There you are.

Need a little help? Need a lot of help.

Mm-hm. Follow me.

♪ Feelin' so good Going out to tonight ♪

♪ Can't stop movin' 'Cause it feels so right ♪

♪ Do it like I do it 'Cause it feels so fresh ♪

♪ I'm gonna look my best ♪

All right, Omar, what do you think?

Bow tie or no? Let's see it on.

I don't really know how, okay? But like this.

Uh... I mean, if anybody can pull it off,

it's definitely you.

You're right about that.

No. Makes me look ugly.

Welcome to the Ghostbar. Merry Christmas.

Have a wonderful night.

Welcome to the Ghostbar. Merry Christmas.

We're so glad you're here with us this evening.

Sorry for the extra security.

He will need to check your purse.

I have a pin in my ankle, so...

It's fine. It's not a metal detector.

What does it detect?

What do you think?

Yeah. It's not really my style, but...

Omar.

What? I mean, it looks great on you.

Hey, pour me a shot. Make it two.

No, not tonight. Yes, tonight.

Yes. I need you.

You know, Omar, I don't have a lot of friends,

and I just--

I feel really good

just having someone around that has my back, you know?

I'll always have your back.

All right? All right.

To me. To you.

Whoo!

Let's go! Come on. Up top.

It's gonna be a long night. Yeah!

Thank you. Did you reach the girls yet?

No. I still don't have cell service.

They're gonna be so worried about us.

I'm sure they're in the room scrolling through TikTok by now.

Okay, try them again.

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message--

Still straight to voicemail.

Yeah. Well, as delightful as you ladies are,

I can't stay with you all night.

Just let us go to our room. We'll be fine.

Yeah, no, not without notifying your parents.

Protocol, I'm afraid.

Our parents expect us to be in our room.

Then no one has to know anything about all this.

We'll stay there until they get back. We promise.

Mm-mm.

Don't think much of promises, so.

You can trust us.

You know, trust and promises, they fall into the same hole.

Usually... they don't hold up.

So no.

Welcome to the Ghostbar. Merry Christmas.

We're so excited to have you here with us this evening.

Sorry for the extra security.

It's okay. I'm the reason for the extra security.

See? Told you.

Now, where are the elves?

Right?

I know you got some around here somewhere.

One more scan.

Just protocol. Okay.

All good.

So good. Bye.

He's so dreamy.

Carl, you good at Station 4 for another 30?

I've got a, uh, situation I need to deal with.

That's you.

Thanks. Appreciate it.

Carl seems solid. You guys ever, like, hang out?

Nope. Never met him.

Look, I'm taking you guys in.

To jail?

Yeah, to jail.

No, to the security office in the casino.

Let me try and call our parents one more time.

Yeah, go for it.

Who's that?

What? On your phone.

Who was that girl? Um... That is my daughter.

She's cute. We have a sister about her age.

Brilliant.

So, what are you guys gonna do for Christmas?

We're not doing anything for Christmas.

Why?

Because she lives in London, England, with her mother,

and I'm here working, so.

So when do you see her? I don't.

Don't get to see her much these days at all, so...

Why not? Oh, my goodness. See--

It's a long story, okay? I feel like we have time.

No, we don't. Did they pick up?

Nope. Nope. Then let's get out of here.

You haven't answered my question yet.

Yeah, not going to. Let's go. Chop-chop. Chop-chop.

He will need to check your purse.

Welcome to the Ghostbar. Merry Christmas.

We're so glad you're here with us this evening.

Lin, I'm in.

So am I.

So, what is this thing top out at, eight miles an hour?

Seven, actually.

But we'll get there, so that's what matters.

Safety first.

That wasn't Clark. Yeah, that wasn't Clark.

Wait. What Clark are you talking about?

The guard at that desk. Clark was working there.

Really? And?

And now he's not.

I'm not where I'm supposed to be right now.

That's life.

Did you know the guy at that desk?

No. I don't know everyone that works here.

But you do know Clark. And Ralphie.

Okay, I know both of them, but it's not like we're besties.

In fact, I don't like them at all.

Well, they were working that desk tonight,

and now they're not.

Great observation.

You know what? For the rest of the ride,

should we play "The Silent Game"?

It's like "Silent Night."

Christmas. Christmas theme.

Are you good?

Oh, hey. Yeah.

We don't gotta worry about the chef.

She's doing a cold sauna.

What does that even mean?

I locked her in the freezer. Then just say that.

You know there's no such thing as a cold sauna, right?

It's-- It's like a fun metaphor.

It's not a metaphor.

Do you even know what a metaphor is?

I do. Do you? I just used one.

No, you didn't. What you did was like a...

An oxymoron.

What did you just call me, bro?

Calm down. Hold on.

Yeah. Downstairs is secured.

Showtime. Come on. You don't get it.

There's nothing to get. You don't get it, bro.

Hey, Siri, what is a metaphor?

Execute lockdown protocol.

Roger that.

And... this is the end of the line.

Right, okay, so we're here.

I'm gonna take you to Security.

Then I'm gonna go check on this Clark situation.

Stay here one second.

Okay.

Weird, huh?

No, no, it's not that weird.

Just key card. Hold on.

Carl. Carl.

Carl!

Okay, now it's weird.

Anything electronic can be blocked

by someone on the same network node.

Okay.

Yeah. We gotta go back.

Oh, boy, another high-speed chase.

Okay, enough.

Listen, this is-- Little bit--

Okay, yep. Yep.

Just... turn around.

Should I drive? No. Don't--

That's not even an option.

Everything's ready.

Send it up. Coming to you.

Oh, my gosh. We never should have followed

your new boyfriend back here.

Don't blame me for this. Who else would I blame?

No one. It just happened.

Okay, will you two stop fighting?

This isn't fighting.

It's just regular sisters talking to each other.

No, it sounds like fighting.

Don't you miss your daughter?

Of course I do.

Then why aren't you in London?

Uh...

Her mother and I had a falling-out, so...

Didn't handle it well.

She broke a promise.

How do you...? Eyes on the hallway.

Yes, she did. I was hurt, so I left.

Left the country?

Yeah, well, there were other factors

that made it difficult for me.

Anyway, look, look, like I said, it's a long story.

Maybe you should just keep it quiet from now on.

Oh, well, look at that. Ride's over.

Look, bad things happened to you. I get it.

But you're making it worse

by adding on bad decisions of your own.

Running away never solved anything.

I'm not running away.

Aren't you? Nope.

I am going to investigate.

You two stay back, please.

I don't think we're done talking.

We're very much done. Thank you, Oprah. Okay?

So just stay here.

Yeah? Please? Please? Thank you.

Oh, my goodness.

You're not his therapist, you know.

He needs one bad.

Package secured.

He's not at the Security desk.

Are you in the right place? Pretty sure.

There's some guy named Carl there.

Well, find him.

How am I supposed to--? Just do it.

Great.

Find a British security guard in a massive casino.

I'm gonna need Zane for this.

Juniper!

Thank you, everyone, for being here tonight.

Now, to set the mood,

I'm gonna play one song off of my Christmas album.

I can't even see him.

Cold sauna.

That's actually pretty good.

Ooh!

Thank you, Santa.

Mmm...!

"No, you're running away." Running away.

I'm not running away from anything.

Don't have to tell me what to do...

Sorry, you actually scared me, man.

This area's supposed to be on lockdown.

Really?

Yeah, I just got stuck back here somehow.

Really? Yeah. Uh...

Shaun, right? Yeah.

I don't think we've met. I'm... David.

You're not supposed to be back here, man. Yeah.

I don't wanna be, but I am.

Did you get reassigned?

No, no. Just got stuck back here.

Damn key card not working.

Hey, um...

you don't know what happened to Clark, do you?

Clark? Do you know Clark?

Yeah, I thought he was supposed to be on the shift here tonight.

You know what? Actually, I don't know.

They called me last minute,

so maybe Clark got sick or something.

Who called you? Was it a Theresa?

Yes, Theresa. It was a Theresa.

Okay.

Well, honestly, man, I don't really remember.

It was probably someone from her office, though.

Yeah. You know what? Should we just--?

Just to confirm things, should we give her a quick call?

Sure. Just to confirm things.

Yeah, just do that.

She probably knows what's going on with Clark too.

Yeah. Hey.

♪ The music is low ♪

♪ The fire is bright ♪

♪ And I'm waiting for you To come kiss me good-night ♪

Who sent you? No one sent me.

Yeah, I have an idea. This wasn't the plan.

Story of my life. That sucks, man.

Sometimes you gotta learn how to pivot.

♪ Snow on the ground Seems to flicker and glow ♪

♪ But I only see you ♪

Wait, wait, wait. Hang on a minute.

♪ People, they rush by ♪

♪ It's chaos everywhere ♪

♪ But I don't even notice ♪

♪ No, I don't even care ♪

♪ Merry, happy Christmas, baby ♪

♪ I love you ♪

Ooh!

I told you you shouldn't have been down here.

♪ Merry, happy Christmas, baby ♪

♪ I love you ♪

Thank you.

I told you to stay put. He was going to kill you.

No, I had him exactly where I wanted him.

Wow. Ungrateful much?

Disobedient much?

Thank you.

It's still burning.

I found him. In the downstairs kitchen.

Stay with plan alpha.

Connecting you now.

Got it.

Well, you didn't kill him. That's good.

Yeah, it is very good.

Sorry about that.

I need to put a stop to this.

Carl.

Carl!

Okay, still nothing. New plan.

You can use my phone. Just don't call my parents.

I have a phone, kid. No, use mine.

That way, you can keep an eye on her.

Don't you dare touch her. Who is that?

That's my daughter. Yes, it is.

She's safe. Right now.

And she'll stay safe as long as you do what you're told.

Damn. This is a new low, even for Robyn.

Tell her yourself. She's expecting you upstairs.

I'm not going upstairs.

You seem to think you have a choice.

Does David have a choice right now?

No, he does not.

Oh, my God, he's a douche.

Put it on.

What is it? It's your tuxedo for the party.

I swear, if anything happens to her, I'm gonna--

Let's not do that dance.

Just put the tux on.

Turn around.

Classic Robyn.

You guys, you look awfully alike.

Does she make you in a factory or something or...?

We don't look that much alike.

You're like identical, in fact.

We do our hair different.

Your card was the nine of spades, right?

Yes. Yeah. Watch the deck.

Wait. But this isn't your card, no? No.

Watch the five of spades.

It changes into the nine of spades with Juniper.

Check it out.

Oh, my gosh. That's my card.

Thank you.

Now put her in the cold sauna.

Don't know what that means.

The freezer.

Put her in the freezer.

She's hardly got any clothes on.

Give her yours, hero.

Just go with it, okay?

Do you know this guy?

No, but I know his boss.

She's an old colleague from back home,

and she's here to steal that stupid diamond glove. Right?

Wow.

You're really smart.

Let's go, come on. Wait.

Fix your hair before you go up. Adorable.

Come on, let's go.

Toss her in there, handsome.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, crud.

Don't hurt her, mate. She's not part of this.

David, we're not in the business of hurting young girls.

Unless someone forces us to.

Let's go.

Antler?

A Taser? Really?

They didn't trust you with the real thing.

I wouldn't wanna shoot anybody's eye out.

Send him up.

Ho... ho... ho...

Yeah.

Damn it.

Robyn.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

Hey, what's up?

Sorry, excuse me.

David. Hi, Quinn.

What are you doing here?

What are you wearing? About a year's worth of salary.

Listen, okay? I need you to keep looking after Juniper for me.

Yeah. Rich-people bollocks. I remember.

Okay, no, but I think something is up, something...

Zane. Zane. Bro.

Bro, you with me?

Looks like old Neil's in charge from here on out.

Who's Mom's favorite now, huh?

You twisted--

You're just in time. This party's about to get good.

How dare you threaten Emma?

David, relax. She'll be fine.

So you knew I'd be here? Hmm?

We are partners, aren't we?

I have to keep tabs on my partner.

Ex-partners. Hm.

I was never good at letting things go either.

We could be partners again.

Nothing would make me happier.

I'm not helping you steal that gauntlet.

I'm stealing it one way or another.

Don't you want to be part of the winning team for once?

We were part of the winning team.

What? Shadow ops? Plausible deniability?

David, they never cared about us.

You can't reason your way out of being a criminal.

I do love when you talk dirty.

Who's in charge now?

Whose desk is this?

This is Neil's desk.

Ooh! Word search.

"Mistletoe."

"Mistletoe."

"Mistletoe." "Mistletoe."

Okay, all right. This should be easy.

Hello?

Who's back here?

Hello? I think I'm lost down here.

Who's back here?

Hey, little girl. How'd you get all the way down here?

I was trying to find the bathroom.

I got lost in these hallways.

Well, you're gonna have to go back the way you came.

I just don't know which way that is.

You okay?

I'm good. Just--

Do you need some help?

I'm fine. Just get out of here.

Here I go.

Ooh! Pink peppermint.

Ugh!

What is happening? Yes!

Help.

Oh, crud.

No, I'm here to get you out. Oh, thank God.

You guys stay here. Keep the door open, okay?

Okay... At least it's warmer out here.

Hey, where'd you go?

Oh, God.

Did she let you out?

Let's go. Come on. Get back in there now. Let's go.

Close it. Close it.

Open the door!

Robyn.

Hello? Lin.

Reindeer nose?

I'm good. I'll pass.

Ugh.

Cold sauna.

Cold sauna kind of sucks.

Okay, so great news.

A new bus is on the way.

It shouldn't be more than 30 to 45 more minutes.

It wasn't a nightmare. We're still here.

I almost forgot how good this feels.

Boss, it's time. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you so much for being here.

And the truth is, this is not just a Christmas party, okay?

I've gathered you all here

to announce...

my three-month residency right here at the Pearl Theater.

Yes.

Here I go. Thank you.

Hi. Congratulations. I'm a big fan.

I loved your last album. Thank you.

I cannot wait to see what you do next.

You good, boss? Yeah.

Hi, how are you? Hi.

Here's a list of our holiday drinks.

Must be losing your touch.

Or was that just a trial run?

Maybe I have had a change of heart.

Yeah, I seriously doubt that. Why am I here, Robyn?

Well, you look great in a tux.

Oh...

And I wanted you by my side.

What, for your stupid plan tonight?

I have big plans for us, David.

Right. Um-- Hi. Yeah?

Could I get a Vixen Martini, please?

That sounds about right. Yeah, okay.

And we'll do a Naughty or Nice for the bloke.

Sorry, the jury's still out.

Turns out we're not so different, you and me.

No, we are. We're plenty different.

Oh? Yeah.

But I haven't changed, David. You have.

Yeah, well, I've changed for the better.

Look at your life.

Do you really think this is better?

Perfect timing. Thank you.

So, what is your plan?

I have to tell David we took out the bad guys down here.

Here, let me help you. Thanks.

What if you can't talk to him?

I should write it down. I could at least get him a note.

Maybe slip it with, like, an appetizer.

Here.

I found a hack in the casino security system.

But if I interrupt it, they're gonna know something's up.

How are they communicating? I don't know.

We're always connected through earpieces for big events.

I bet you they have their own comms.

Ew...

Ew, ew, ew!

Do you have a phone? I do.

Go to YouTube.

May I? Thanks.

Annoying static. My specialty.

It's push to talk. Then push it.

Ah!

What is going on?

Now we're cooking.

Good one.

You okay? I'm fine. Um...

I'm just gonna step to the ladies' room.

Give me one minute.

Don't even think about it. Think about what?

Going anywhere.

"New bad guy is in the freezer. We are safe down here.

Their communications are compromised."

Sounds good.

Okay, I can interrupt her connection,

but I can't prevent her from opening a new one.

How much time will that buy me?

Should be enough to get you up in the elevator.

Should be? That's the best I've got.

I should've been more encouraging

about your computer homework.

Yep, you should have.

Okay, let's do this. Go, team.

What is going on?

Hello?

I'm here.

Try it... now.

What just happened?

It worked.

Can anyone hear me?

Ugh! Damn it.

Oh, no. Don't jump.

Don't flatter yourself.

You really disappointed me tonight.

Oh, really? You know what? Um...

I'm all right with that. Well, you shouldn't be.

Don't you see it? This is it.

You and me. This is your next path.

You just have to embrace it.

Robyn, you're nuts, okay?

You are nuts. I have things I care about. Real things.

Real things in Las Vegas.

No, real things in my life.

That's tragic.

Bye, David.

What do you mean, goodbye? Is my daughter safe?

She will be once I'm out of here safely.

Then let's get you out of here.

This way please, madam.

Is that you, Neil?

What is happening?

She's back in already?

Ah! How did she do that so fast?

Neil?

Wha--?

What happened?

I'm not going down with the ship.

Did I do that?

A little bit more tasteful.

Plate, please. We're down a server.

We need to move faster.

Can we make these look any better than what they are?

This looks like-- Come on. What are we? What are we?

I love food that looks good. This looks terrible.

Can we clean this up? Make it look a little better?

Okay. Can I get...?

Hi. No breaks until after the passed apps, okay?

Come on, let's get back to your station. Come on, come on.

Now what? Is that the salmon?

All right. Come on, bring them over.

Do we have fresher greens?

Okay.

Excuse me. Thank you. Sorry. Thank you. Sorry.

Can we just make a...? Thank you. Sorry about that.

Whose station is this? Hello?

Can you get this under control, please?

Fire! Fire! There's a-- There's a fire in the kitchen.

Everyone just, all right, remain calm, all right?

Can we get this out, please?

Here goes nothing.

Wait.

Okay.

Everything is fine.

Or not.

Everyone stay where you are.

We're investigating the alarm. We may have to evacuate.

Attention, guests. We are evacuating the Ghostbar.

Please follow Security personnel to the nearest exit.

We need to secure the elevator.

Attention, guests.

We are evacuating the Ghostbar.

What does the appetizer say?

Yeah, whatever you had planned, Robyn, it's over.

I played my part.

Now just please leave me and Emma alone.

And you did play your part, David.

I just wish it wasn't all pretend.

David, I need help getting people out of here.

I need to stay close to Juniper.

Quinn, give me one second, okay? Just one second.

Is Emma safe? Yes or no?

Oh. Do you hear that?

It's your dreams calling. David.

Quinn! Okay, sure! Please get Juniper out.

Let's go. Please, this way. Thank you. Sorry.

Thank you, thank you. Look at me.

Is Emma safe? Yes or no?

Yes.

I never wanna see you again.

Attention, guests. We are evacuating the Ghostbar.

Please follow Security personnel to the nearest exit.

Attention, guests. We are evacuating the Ghostbar.

Please follow Security personnel to the nearest exit.

Whew. Just made it.

Oh, 1. That's where I'm going too.

Get home safe. Sleep it off.

This way.

Excuse me, ladies, please make a path.

We need to get Juniper through the scanner.

Let's go.

Hold up.

Again, please.

Why? We're literally leaving.

It's just a precaution.

Okay.

Okay, good? Must be broken.

Of course.

Okay. Let me just... Let's get this going.

Let's go. Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no. This isn't the real gauntlet.

You had one job. One job! Look at this!

Bloody hell.

Guys, I'm eating sushi with Criss Angel in five minutes.

I have to go. I'm sorry.

You seem a little young to be a chef at the Ghostbar.

It's my first day.

Are you British?

Yes. What gave it away?

Just, you know, I've heard British people talk before.

In movies and stuff.

Wonderful.

Yeah.

I'm sorry, sir. Sir.

All guests are being evacuated through the main entrance.

I'm not a guest, George. I work here.

Doing what exactly? Same as you, man. Security.

Oh. Did Theresa hire you? I know about the Theresa thing.

There's no Theresa.

Then you should also know

that you can't use this elevator

after there's a kitchen alarm.

Really? Well, then who is?

Does anyone have eyes on--?

I can't let you call in the cavalry.

I've had a pretty long day, and I've got trust issues. Okay.

Hey, you're early. Something went south.

We should go. Okay.

What about the rest of the crew?

Communications are down. Let's go to the rendezvous point.

It's too hot here. I'm good with that.

All right.

Let's get out of here. But, I don't know, drive casual.

Oh, hey, there you are. Do you know this guy, Quinn?

Yeah. He's one of us. You can trust him.

Okay. I'm leaving this to you. Thanks, George.

You got it, George.

Hey, did you see that the gauntlet is a fake?

Yeah, and I think I know who has the real one.

Yeah? Where is it?

Fifty-five floors from here.

You do know that's not gonna help, right?

It's not gonna hurt!

Looking for someone?

You seem very curious

for a young chef on her first day.

Sorry, I was just...

No, no, no, it's quite all right.

Maybe you should come with me, just to be safe.

Shh!

Here we go.

Whew!

Okay.

Let's do this.

Whew. Let's do this.

I don't think that's the way to the casino.

Oh, yeah. We're not going to the casino, love.

My dad always says Brits make the best bad guys.

Well, your dad's right, and we're brilliant at it.

Come on. You're with me now. Just go.

I'm guessing you got what you came for.

Here's a life lesson, kid.

It never hurts to have a little insurance policy.

Now chop-chop.

I think we should check the casino.

I'm gonna check here first.

David.

I think my sister's in trouble.

What are we gonna do?

Thank God you're okay. Charlotte's not.

Why? What happened?

Some British lady took her down the hallway.

Yeah. Uh...

Okay, we are gonna go and make sure she's okay. I promise.

Trust and promises fall into the same hole.

They don't usually hold up.

Not this time, all right?

Will you show me where they went?

Yeah.

Okay. I'll explain later.

Come on. This way.

Bloody Americans!

Don't do anything stupid.

This isn't gonna work. Back inside.

Robyn, you lying piece of--

Stop all of this, okay? Stop. Let the girl go.

Come on. David.

What's more important?

The gauntlet or a child?

Charlotte! Stay there, Willow.

I don't care about the stupid glove, Robyn!

Just let the girl go.

Oh, let me think about that one.

Mm... Nope. Can't do that.

Look, we've played this game long enough, okay?

We both know you have to accept when it's over.

You never tried hard enough, David.

See, that was always your flaw.

You just weren't clever enough to find another way out.

Quinn. Why?

It pays more.

It really didn't have to end this way, David.

Don't worry, Quinn, we'll find another way out.

David, are you okay?

Yep. I've actually been trained for this.

I'll be fine. Just give me a minute.

They train security guards to be tased?

He's not just a security-- What?

I think he's trained-- He is a trained guard.

But-- That's the training he's talking about.

No, it's not. I-- Please stop fighting.

It's not fighting. It's not fighting.

Okay.

We'll get out of this, okay?

You two stay put.

Have we stayed put yet? No, you have not.

So let's go. Let's go.

Check out the hat. It's pretty cute.

They'll be heading to the exit.

Just stay low.

Not that low, you idiot.

This way.

Okay. She wouldn't be out in the open. Um...

You go wherever. We'll be fine.

Yeah? Okay. Just find somewhere safe, please.

We will. Yeah. Okay.

Lose the hat. Yes, chef.

We just have to make it to the front door.

One of us does, anyway.

Huh?

Sorry, not sorry. Wait.

Yes!

Bollocks!

There she is.

Push.

Are you sure? Yes. Come on.

Hey. I can help.

Aah!

Robyn!

It's good to have you back, baby.

Let's do this.

Yah!

Stay down, Robyn.

Well, if it isn't Miss Moy-Moy. I'll take that.

We're leaving now.

Stop this, Robyn.

Exit's right there.

Leave the girl, I'll let you go.

And you won't try to stop me?

No.

I promise.

Moy-Moy is a monkey, you bitch.

Get back.

David, please.

Hey! Okay! Get her out of here.

You did it! Oh, hey.

You were amazing.

Oh...

Let's make sure we've got the real thing, huh?

Absolutely.

Come on.

Oh.

I forgot to turn this baby on. On switch.

That will help, yeah.

Thank you.

Everything okay out there?

Don't pretend like you care. I do care.

You care about your employee review.

Well, it is in two weeks.

Can you please get us out of here? He smells.

Bob. What in the world?

Mom! Dad!

What are you doing down here?

There's like 20 police cars outside.

We had the craziest day.

You're not gonna believe it.

Are you a chef now?

Excuse me, sir. Are you these girls' parents?

Yeah.

Wanted to say they were really brave today.

Brave? Yeah.

That's a scary thing to hear.

Well, actually, the CEO of the hotel

would like to speak to them.

Are they in trouble?

No, no, far from it, actually.

Just got a special surprise in store for them tomorrow night.

Are you gonna be there? Uh... No, I have...

I have somewhere else I'm gonna be.

Juniper.

Charlotte and Willow, welcome. And family.

I am so happy to have you all here with me tonight.

Come in. Make yourselves comfortable.

Are they okay?

Um...

You guys do speak English, right?

Yeah, they speak English, mate.

Well, it's American English.

David, what are you doing here?

I thought you went back to London.

Yeah.

Well, this is an invitation I couldn't say no to.

Because you wanna meet Juniper? Yeah.

No, I'm more of a Mick Jagger man. Sorry, mate.

I wanted her to meet you.

This is Emma.

I love your dress.

Emma, this is Charlotte. That's Willow.

She's here because of you.

And she gets to meet Juniper. Stop it.

Hi, I'm Bob.

♪ Cheer up, buttercup It's Christmas ♪

♪ And I'm just happy That you're with us ♪

♪ I love that old Bing Crosby On the radio ♪

♪ Reminds me of back home ♪

♪ A white Christmas Is all I know ♪

♪ I'm driving through the city ♪

♪ And, yeah, it's kind of pretty With its twinkling lights ♪

♪ But I got my mom On the phone ♪

♪ I wanna be in the cozy cold ♪

♪ I see that palm tree Wrapped in lights ♪

♪ But I'm dreaming of snow On silent nights... ♪

Give me your arm.

Why? Trust me.

Okay. Trust and promises--

Let me have this one, okay?

♪ 'Cause it's December 25 And I'm missing home... ♪

There we go.

What's this? It's a bracelet.

Something to remember me by.

I love it.

Ooh.

Wait, but I don't have anything for you.

No, man.

You already got me my gift.

♪ I hear the distant bells A sound I know too well ♪

♪ It's a familiar tree ♪

♪ A warm kitchen A midnight laugh ♪

♪ A place I know I can't get back ♪

♪ I see that palm tree Wrapped in lights ♪

♪ But I'm dreaming of snow On silent nights ♪

♪ 'Cause it's not the same Like my favorite refrain ♪

♪ I want that feeling Back again ♪

♪ 'Cause it's December 25 And I'm missing home ♪

♪ Santa, oh, my wish Is not to be alone ♪

♪ It's not the same Like my favorite refrain ♪

♪ I want that feeling Back again this Christmas ♪

♪ I see that palm tree Wrapped in lights ♪

♪ But I'm dreaming of snow On silent nights ♪

♪ 'Cause it's not the same Like my favorite refrain ♪

♪ I want that feeling Back again ♪

♪ 'Cause it's December 25 And I'm missing home ♪

♪ Santa, oh, my wish Is not to be alone... ♪

Carl.

♪ It's not the same Like... ♪

Carl, can you...?

Carl.

Carl!

Carl!

Carl!