Original subtitles

(Verso)

Here is the greatest presenter of all time!

I love you, my audience! Beautiful beasts! Thank you!

(Verso and laughter)

Banana!

Thank you!

Now whose turn will it be?

(Voice off) Ilde... and Jade!

Have a seat!

These again!

Radish!

Cucumber.

Geez!

Porcini mushroom.

How do you feel about it?

I have to ask the question, give me space. So.

Which do you think is the most digestible: eggplant, cauliflower...

...the zucchini, the bean or ... the pea?

- Fa...fa...giolo. - Wrong!

Torture! Torture!

Yes! Get up you brat, you made a mistake!

Get off that fat ass!

With us, he who errs, pays! Slave, a good whipping!

Let it be music! Come on!

Olé!

Get this!

(Shouts disapproval)

So is this dish!

Good. Good...

...good! Nothing happened!

Quiet, quiet. Easy! Stop!

Quiet! Shut up!

Down! Drive out this pile of lard.

Lard.

Madam, are you ready? Yes!

For a good pea risotto:

(Woman) Rice, peas, butter, salt...

Most important! There...

- (Audience) There... - (Presenter) There...

- I've got two balls like this! - (Audience) I've got two balls like this!

- Onion. - Bravo!

- Torture! - And it will be so!

Do you know the game? Approach.

Those who answer the question can...

...whip the slave girl!

The whip, thank you.

Ready?

Ready for dyeing? What does it do!

(SHE SCREAMS)

(Presenter cries) No! 0 My God! No!

It is not possible!

(Voice off) Okay, perfect!

Thank you! Thank you!

I love you my little beasts!

- What a pain! - You have to keep ice on it.

I'll go get the official. Don't move at all.

Are you hurt, my pretty? Let me see.

- It's the kneecap. - Let's hope it's not broken!

They do, so they make it better for you.

- Go to a doctor. - Better the vet!

Stop it, you fool!

- Where did you hurt yourself? - At the roll!

- Can you walk? - I hope.

- Do you want a ride home? - Yes, thank you.

I'll go with you, see you later.

Courage, here comes your dancer.

- Honey, what's wrong with you? - That pig slaughtered me!

Come on, one more hour of rehearsal And I'll take you home.

Never mind, I'll get a ride.

- I'll drive you home. - No need.

You're in pieces, let's go!

- There is the new myth. - Hello!

That half-lesbian I can't stand her!

- She likes men. - The powerful ones.

Let's go!

The last episode was a disaster. Just do overviews!

It is not a documentary. People want to see my emotions....

It's a talkshow! I have to film the audience as well!

- Then you do everything! - They don't want dumb housewives.

They want to see my face!

- Does it hurt? - Will I have a future with this show?

I would like to do more.

Everyone starts this way, the important thing is to get noticed.

- It is enough to have the qualities. - I have more than most!

Then find someone who appreciates what you can do.

Do you have a cigarette?

Can you give me a light?

In this environment...

They all try. Women are envious. Just the ones...

...That they all got a makeover, they say that about me.

I have always been like this...

...My photos prove it.

- You were saying? - By the way, you could see them...

- And give me some advice. - Where should I go?

Accompany Alessia first who has been feeling ill.

We are on our way, aren't we?

You don't mind, do you, Alessia?

(Amalia) It's okay, don't worry.

- She's nervous today. - She's always mad at me.

He wanted a person of his own, but they didn't give it to him.

It is because of that politician that he is here.

Patrizia! This is too much!

Ordinary people follow me, not good!

Don't touch me!

- Are we ready? Shall we begin? - (Director) Let's record!

- (Amalia) Patrizia, a tea! - (Director) Amalia, more to the right.

Like this?

- Smile bitch, who were you with yesterday? - The sound is on!

- No! - Just kidding!

We are on the air!

Dear health friends, today we are going to talk about our problems.

Those that nag our organism.

Remember Wanda? She's back with us.

With an enviable line!

Ceno, you are still not perfect....

Do you know why? Because you think you are obese.

No, because you are just fat on the inside.

Now, dear friends. let's move on To the vegetable of the day.

Fennel, is it bad for you?

You two, kneel down!

(Director) No, no!

You have to hold it, touch it, jealously. Like it was bologna!

Silence you!

Sous."

I'm here to advertise to mayonnaise!

Get the fuck out of here!

You have to make a pile! You know the positions, don't you!

Faggots!

You squeeze it, And you lick and don't laugh!

The mouth goes to her sex. Stefania ,foot goes on her sex.

What are you doing! You're not squeezing the clutch! The foot goes in the pants!

You must pull the knife toward you!

Back.

Not from this bread!

Try to kiss her And hold the deck high!

You stroke her leg and kiss her!

Stefania, smear the mayonnaise on your hand!

You kiss! You lick And you hold up the deck!

Set.

(Director) That hand on the breast more participant! It's not like it's stracchino!

You more to the right! Go with the mayonnaise!

Lick, lick!

We are done, thank you!

I didn't like this picture, it is just vulgar!

You are not paid to think.

- Instead, I feel like thinking now. - Go drink a beer!

- (Beatrice) What a beautiful costume. - (Stefania) It's so pornoshop...

...how cold...

- It must be hard work. - Sometimes I want to be a salesgirl.

- Better not, I used to. - What about now?

I started studying again. I wanted to sunbathe today.

I also have the books but I preferred see you modeling.

I am an actress, but I also have to do these things...

- ...to get noticed. - And then with all those pretty boys!

They are faggots or losers.

I prefer that one. How intriguing to me!

- She has beautiful eyes. - And a nice ass.

(Director) Stefania! We are leaving leaving, come and get changed!

I really don't feel like going back with him, would you give me a ride?

Sure, while you're changing I'll take the car.

See you here.

- How much do I pay? - Nothing.

- Thank you. What's your name? - Rocco.

Hi, Rocco.

(MUSIC)

(Rocco whistles)

(Alessia's mother sings)

- Mom, enough of these fish! - What have you done, you have a face!

A plate came at me.

I was accompanied by the official of the transmission.

- Did he really accompany you? - He was very kind.

- Did you guys talk? - Yes...

But there was also that bitch Milena and she dumped me.

Did she stay with him? You can see how that one helps you!

Did you pass up an opportunity like that? Go guard the toilets!

- Mother you say! - Anyone can serve you!

Even a cameraman, it frames you better!

You even brought that African here! I can already see you selling lighters!

Everything is easy for you, and then Johnny is not African but Caribbean!

- Get me something rather! - I'm going, I'm going!

Paolo, open up, your sister has hurt herself!

- What do you do all day in the bathroom! - I used to do two push-ups!

- All this gymnastics is hurting you! - Don't worry, it won't break!

But go away!

At least you could have given an appointment with the official!

Before it ends the broadcast I will review it.

To thank him, invite him to dinner. Everything here is so decent!

Except for that beast in there!

So did Rocco have a knack for it?

Not bad for a young man, I would give him 7.

- Do you have a boyfriend? - Yes, he is studying economics.

Maybe we will get married.

A marriage I don't think about it, I have to concentrate on work.

I left Verona for this. I have the balls to make it!

- You can have both. - You can't understand.

In my work you have to always be available.

I have a boyfriend in Verona, if things go wrong.

...It's like having insurance!

- Now how is the work going? - Very well.

(Stefania). I have to meet with a producer.

He is crazy about me.

If he doesn't give me the part, I won't give it to him.

(MUSIC)

- (Man from behind) You are divine! - Thank you!

- (Woman) You have been wonderful. - Thank you.

- Can you give me an autograph? - A pen?

No paper? Then back.

- A- m- a- I- i- a! - Thank you!

Don't wash yourself!

Congratulations on the broadcast. Don't miss it tomorrow night.

I will not miss. I am with Gina.

It's coming.

(Man from behind). Good evening honorable.

- (Amalia) Look who it is... - Love, I need to talk to you.

- There is a big opportunity for you. - Yes?

Yes, let's talk about it right away, honey. Immediately, love.

- This is not the time. - Now, Amalia. Please.

- Congressman how are you? - girls, please!

- Careful, they'll snatch it from you. - Go figure, those two shitholes.

- (Woman) Amalia! - Where are we going?

Who cares, they're all assholes! We salute our great critic.

To witness one's own transformation, from man to myth...

Is an amazing experience. Even if... it does not provide excitement.

- How's it going? - Worse now.

(Woman) How funny--you are the usual mentally handicapped person!

Always seductive.

She also seduces me With her intelligence.

Let's move, there are too many half-breeds.

- Amalia! - We'll be in touch!

(doorbell)

Holy crap, already here!

(Doorbell)

Better the scent...

Ah!

(Doorbell)

Here I am!

Coming.

(Male) Hello, you are inform!

- Nice house! - Sorry, I was playing.

- Do you want anything? Beer, water... - A glass of water.

- Here. - Did you make this one at the circus?

No, it's a service I did On the zodiac signs.

You know, I am of the lion. I even have it tattooed on me.

- Where? - I can't tell you.

- Is he your boyfriend? - No, my brother.

I'm not with anyone Because I love everyone.

- What about the producers? - It depends.

If they are like him...

Slowly, how fast we are.

Plan...

If I didn't have all this hair.

...You would be like him.

- How impetuous you are! - What a peach skin...of a little girl.

(Amalia) What a thrill!

(Telephone)

(Answering machine) leave a message if you dare."

(Voicemail) "Hello, slut, are you giving some blowjobs as usual?

Answer 0 call Vice.

I'm Marcello, the one who has it good."

That's good-keep calm.

You will be perfect.

Be good.

Good...

- Te Intaglio! - (Man) No!

Sometimes, to get what you want, you have to be a whore.

I like a man of power, when I have sex...

I concede nothing to man, but to myself.

Let's face it, successful women owe it to their resourcefulness.

I know the rules of the game, it has the right qualities, I can do it.

Fondu Bourguignonne!

Doctor, even as a child, Alessia showed a great temperament...

...and charisma for the world entertainment.

He could also do filmmaking; he has a flair for drama.

She is not only a showgirl, but she possesses the great gift...

Of being natural. And for TV we know it's important...

...being themselves.

They make Audience--real people, even if they are...

...illiterate.

The important thing is to possess that simplicity that the media likes.

(MOTHER ALEXIA) In a television modern one needs people who puncture...

the screen. My daughter, could take...

...any broadcast. I'm not saying as an anchor woman ...

A space of its own, for opinions...

...of a modern girl. She is professional...

...women like it. It would have a target audience...

...which is missing from the schedule.

You saved me.

In the next program will there be Alessia?

Of course, Alessia is great at it!

- Will he have a leading role? - Yes ... yes ...

On the couch you will be more comfortable, I'm going to tidy up.

Take care...

Come kitten.

Sweetheart... of God!

God!

How wild you are.

(He groans)

(PAUL SINGS)

They ate everything.

(PAOLO HUMS)

Yes ... yes ...

The truth is that I go in phases, now it's a messy time.

I like boys, but I suffer the charm of the mature man

With personality.

Maybe I face life with lightly, and I am very lucky.

The era of majorities is over!

Boobs are no longer enough, brains are also needed.

To my daughter I say, "Beauty counts and success passes."

It should be exploited in a modern way, with an entrepreneurial spirit.

I'll take care of that!

(Singing)

- Didn't you have to go out? - I'll eat something and maybe go out later.

- I'm waiting for people. - Even tonight?

Yes, and if you want to eat, you better you go out. One person has to come.

Understood.

If he didn't smoke the cigar it would be better, there is such a stench in the house!

- If it would do any good. - It serves...

...with your salary we pay only the gas.

It's late, it's coming.

What are you doing! Please stay the sign.

- Good evening, how are you doing? - Good, my wife is waiting for you.

- How beautiful you are! - Never mind... indeed...

I am more tired than usual.

It's for you.

Original...

- To what do I owe the gift? - I wanted to celebrate with you.

I became an adviser of our television station.

Well, all you have to do is talk with the general manager.

- No problem. - I'm tired...

...of being a crusader To those sleazy little women.

- I want prime time. - I'll call the director right now.

I have the private number.

Here...

Hello.

(MUSIC)

Boy, are you hot!

Hello beautiful, what are you doing later?

Is she a foreigner? You try.

What a friend! What she would do to him! What a bone!

Look at that!

Look at them!

Come on, they are busy...

(Stefania and Beatrice laugh)

(Stefania). Hey!

- Don't you really want to dance? - I'd rather watch you!

Don't be like this, for once we we come here you want to ruin everything.

- Make an effort. - I do it for more important things.

Don't dine to stay In a place of high.

- And with dinner people. - But it was a game!

- It's just that you don't like Stefania. - She lives in a different way than we do.

(Stefania). This is Antonio.

You can't stand here with these faces!

- Give him a drink. - He doesn't drink.

He doesn't drink, he doesn't laugh, but at least...?

- We go, he is tired. - I stay with him.

See you tomorrow, bye.

Wait for me!

(Rocco) Hello, do you remember me? I'm Rocco.

Ah, Rocco, I didn't recognized you in this darkness.

- I'm glad to see you. - What?

- I have been thinking about you a lot. - Let's move from here, it's better.

For me it was not a parenthesis, but an important thing.

Please see me again.

If I had to stay with you, I would have stayed in Verona.

You are nice, your words make me pleasure, but now...

...I have to think of something else.

Hi, Rocco.

Do I give it to him or do I not give it to him? Do I give it to him or do I not give it to him?

Do I give it to him or...

...I don't give it to him? I'll give it to him...

...he gives it to them anyway!

- But Alessia? - She'll still be with the nigger!

- He says he feels it well in his skin. - So does the choreographer.

It is not possible!

- Is it Alessia? - But it's not her!

It's her, you can tell by the panties two lira panties she's wearing!

Let me read:

"Throw away the slave tunic, the valet of Colosseum, confesses:

- "I am an emerging diva." - "Floating rather.

"I think my inner self is my best part."

Mom, isn't that the best?

- (Male voice) Alessia! - I have to go...

...Today we have the minister of I don't know what... Pirletti I think.

Poletti, you are right!

Is it that powerful? Yes, I see it on the broadcast.

All right, mom, I'll do what I can. I'll call you later, bye.

Thank you for the applause! Thank you!

But let's hear now...

What our minestrone offers us!

Minister Poletti. Etti...etti...etti.

The "League of Autonomous Men" originated from a thought...

...by a process highly spiritual.

After the technological development...

and cultural, with its contradictions for the individual...

the League...

Let's all make a nice "league"!

I was going to fall down! Anyway good job!

Bravo!

Here they are again!

Of these four characters.

...Which of these would you maul?

Ah...

What happened?

- Say, what's going on? - But.

Say.

We take advantage of the momentary collapse of the minister's...

...to send me the advertisement!

Amalia.

- How are you doing? - How are you doing?

I tried to call you twice.

- I also left a message. - Yes, I remember that.

Now I'm being a magician.

Amber ba, amber bu!

Bravo, keep up the good work.

- You know how many arrows I have in my bow. - Yes...

The director aflends her. She kindly...

- I can wait. - Practice."

- Have a seat. - Thank you.

- How are you doing? - I could only receive it today.

I have meetings, decisions to make...

and I get recommendations of all kinds. Anyway, tell me.

As you know, the program I lead has gotten very good results...

...Despite the unhappy schedule.

- But I didn't want to talk to her about that. - I know she has a proposal for me.

I received pressure from your friend Congressman, he is very fond of her.

Yes, perhaps it was even too much perhaps given our...

...simple knowledge...

...professional.

Well...

Here is my proposal.

The idea is very original, it is a topic that is very much in vogue today.

Anthropology.

Treated intelligently, games, quizzes, guests...

I could dance to the theme song.

I will read it, but this year the schedule does not provide funds....

...for programs.

Do you see how many very intelligent and recommended?

I will let you know.

- Put me to the test. - You have to be patient.

More on this later.

Goodbye.

- (Amalia) Excuse me! - (He groans)

How careless.

It is nothing.

It is nothing.

(Telephone)

(Secretary). Yes, director?

- Amalia, get in touch. - Hi.

You wait.

The director wants to see her.

I have reconsidered your proposal. There may be possibilities.

She does not know that she possesses the key To open many doors.

I appreciate your appreciation. I will reciprocate your willingness.

His program on anthropology is interesting.

- We can talk about it in private. - Sure, with pleasure.

You will see, it will be very exciting -- anthropology.

(The director groans)

I use femininity As men use manhood.

They speak of my success and not that of mediocre men.

Feminism has served no purpose. If a woman is successful

it's not because of intelligence, tenacity, insight, but because she is a whore.

Those who rail against me lacks ambition and courage.

I did not live under the feet Of the powerful, indeed...

I always found an understanding with them.

(Doorbell)

Coming! Just a moment!

Here I am!

- Hello! - (Beatrice) How elegant you look!

- I need these! - But it's not New Year's Eve.

They bring me good.

- Where are we going? - Cavicchioli has arrived in Rome.

I was asked to pen a friend And I thought of you.

Even if you don't be an actress it will please you and then ...

- These are interesting people. - I can't come.

- Why? - Dressed like that?

I will give you something.

This for example is nice--no, it makes you fat, better to avoid.

Wait until I find one...

Turn around for a second. No, you slap them.

If I find the one I say-there it is!

Yes, it is perfect for you! Turn around...

Yes! The shoes...

- Here you go. - Thank you.

- Come on, quick. Finish getting me ready. - All right.

- But who is this ... Anvils? - Ankles!

Big shot!

Many actresses owe their success to him.

- Where did you meet him? - I have never seen him.

He saw me and wants to meet me!

What are you doing! Stop.

This goes like this!

- Sure? - Very sure.

Stand like this-let me see you. Off with the nun's tail.

- So? - I feel like another one.

Now you look like a woman.

But weren't you going to make a movie with that producer you told me about?

Yes, but he made me a proposal too sleazy. We don't talk about it.

- Let's talk about it. - Here the ugly actresses are good.

If she is pleasing she is a goose, in America beauty is not an obstacle.

Women make movies as protagonists and are successful.

In Italy they pay 10,000 liras to see a flat clam.

They already have the wife!

- What do you think about it? - I - I don't know much about it.

- But do you go to the movies? - Yes.

Tell us your opinion.

Stefania is right, bad American actresses...

...have faces...

...are more expressive.

Right. You with those eyes And that mouth...

- ...You would have great possibilities. - No, I already have problems at the university.

Sorry.

- Accompany me, please. - Yes.

- How do you find him? - Who?

- You talked to him all night. - He's nice.

- Do it. - What!

All night long you've been fooling around with him.

What are you saying, I just tried to be nice.

What I had to do, I know it's important for your work.

You should have sent this!

- Mom, it won't do any good! - You sent the wrong one!

You should have sent the Fregene video.

(Alessia) It will only serve to fuck me up!

He is an important man, he has his hands full!

But some things they don't care about!

Any man likes them, even the most serious man likes to find out certain things.

But he if you really want to know has a little bit of a problem!

Try it anyway.

Program everything and you ruin it!

You always want to be right because 20 years ago you sang in Aida!

- I have a right to have my own ideas! - If I were a little intelligent!

You can see your results!

They all run away, you don't have a shred of a husband beside you!

- He's dumped you, too! - You have a "Vu fuck" near you!

What can he give you? It doesn't even have a mat....

...to sell!

- Damn you! - That's not what counts!

He does not criticize me and understands me!

- He has nothing but a real man! - Then marry him!

Buy yourself a sleeping bag And go to sleep at the traffic lights.

You will be a servant to the third world!

(Telephone)

Paul, pick up the phone!

Stop it! Stop it!

Yes? Shut up a little!

Alessia.

- Who is he? - I don't know.

Yes, that's me.

Yes, that's fine. Thank you.

- Who is. - The room...

- Whose? - Boh...

- Was it him? - The minister wants to meet with me.

My child, you will listen to me now, won't you? Yes?

Yes, Mom.

Race.

Live from HQ.

As you can see, the situation is turning to the worst.

The dead are numbered by the dozens. Among them, many women and children.

With us is the base commander.

Stop.

This is ridiculous. A camel interviewing a general?

It was unheard of.

Are we ushering in a new era?

- Give me more material. - It's all here.

That's the most important point! That imbecile operator!

- He couldn't do any better. - No, he is clueless!

Meanwhile, I lose out. Don't let me see him again, 0 here he won't work anymore.

Here are the phone calls received. He has Congressman Rolli several times.

What a torment! They are not there for him. Take the material to view.

Yes? Yes, thank you.

Hi, Gina, did you see it too?

Only a failed gionalist can invent that we are lovers.

I'll fix it!

I will talk to the director. He does anything for me.

- That material?! - Congressman Rolli...

For him I am not there! I'm gone. Make up whatever you want.

Call the general manager, say it's me...

...they will pass it on to him.

Trallallì, trallallà Fried fish and codfish!

(Voicemail messages) "Hi, this is Beatrice. Are you there?

Why didn't you call me back? Again about the story at the restaurant?

Call me."

"I'm Cavicchioli, I'm in Rome..."

I'll drop by, he has good news."

"I'm mom, I'm taking the train And tonight I'm there at your place....

- ...Hello!" - No, what a mess!

Beatrice, it's me. Be arriving my mother from Verona and Cavicchioli.

Yes, she wants to come tonight. But my mother is also coming....

...would you keep her company?

There is a pizza place nearby, when you come back it will be gone.

Thank you, she was sure that she could count on you.

Stefania is very busy with the director of the next film.

- They were rehearsing the script tonight. - She's a good girl...

...succeeds in everything.

At home she lacked nothing, but she wanted to come to Rome

at all costs

To realize his dream.

Nice this place, did you know it?

No, it opened recently.

Ah...

They are nice people, look how they smile.

Yes.

- Love, do you want anything else? - No, thank you.

It was good "Salad appeals to you on the fly"?

Good!

They are also good pussy beans...

...are our specialty.

I know bird beans.

No! We don't do those!

Boh.

(GUNFIRE AND SOUND)

- Who is he? - Maybe someone who sings in clubs.

(MUSIC)

(WOMAN LAUGHS)

- What a good boy! - Yes.

- I thought you weren't coming anymore. - I feel like being with you.

You are beautiful.

What are you doing? It's late.

I'm here to tell you that that movie is going to be made. Are you happy?

Be still.

In bed, I am the macho one.

Relax. Down...

(APPLAUSE)

- The hairs! - Shut up.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

- Better get going. - All right.

- No, mom! Are you here already? - Yes!

- I didn't finish. How did it go? - Very well!

Do you mind waiting in the kitchen?

- Script requirements. - Brava. Still rehearsing?

These are the last lines, the director is demanding.

- Be sure to put your best foot forward! - Yes, mother.

- Make a good impression! - Yes.

Thank you, Mom, you are a treasure.

- Would you like some coffee? - I could use some chamomile tea.

You see me like this, but I'm so nervous about Stefania.

- Let's hope it works. - (Off-camera Scream Man)

- But what happens? - They rehearse dramatic scenes.

Let's watch some television. You know, they rehearse the dialogues....

Ah, the dialogues.

(Television) I hoped you would have good luck in Argentina. I'm sorry.

Macché you're sorry, Marco!

Did you think I would marry Cecil?

The dialogues...

He left.

- Did he understand anything? - No, everything went well.

- Asleep. - Let's move.

It's a cover letter, I have to give it to the director at the audition.

- He said. - Shh!

...that I won't have any problems. Listen...

She will be the main character in the film, she has all the requirements...

- ...You will agree with me. - Let me see.

- Good acting. - I had not seen it!

- Have a seat. - Thank you.

- Do you really like her? - She is very expressive.

His acting is charged with naturalism.

There was a feeling with nature.

Interesting is the contrast of its body with the roughness of the sand.

I like peace, love, I am only able to pick a flower.

With poetry mom helped me, with costumes my aunt...

...and a dancer friend of mine with the choreography, soundtrack and direction.

Suggestive! His poem contains a high message of peace.

The impact with nature is strong.

This scene came out badly, it must be a directing error.

It had to be that way.

- Shall we put on some music? - Sorry, but I don't have a gramophone.

(Television) "That bouquet of flowers That comes from the mountain...

Coming from the mount..."

(Honorable). Mah... I say...

But what does it do?

But where did they end up? Ah! What a jerk.

With the time I put in to put them in.

- Come on, give me my panties back. - No, no...

- ...Still... - Good...

- Don't leave me. - Good...

Do you love me?

- Tell me you love me. - Yes, dinners.

Shhh... I dine that I love you, but give me back my panties.

Hi, Amalia. Number 3 is great.

For goodness sake, if I see a horse I'm going to cry.

- (Man} Hello. - You also here...

- My friend. - Pleasure.

- Do you write an article? - You know ... there are the usual people ...

- You do not go unnoticed. - You are the usual liar.

I think he wanted to meet me. Is he a journalist?

It's okay for you, it's tasteless.

Then you are still alive.

Gambi the horse to ride?

How vulgar you are, always revealing your peasant origins.

How did he take it...

the general manager when they took him out?

- What? - He doesn't know but his minutes are numbered.

He will run a nursing home.

So you will cure yourself of the next nervous breakdown.

You speak out of envy; you are a mediocre person.

Everything is perfectly fine.

(Go!

So it doesn't go, number 3 seemed unbeatable, instead it is a disappointment.

- What do you have? - I'm looking for a phone.

I'll get it for you.

- I saw you, what happened? - That man is always unpleasant.

It still stings him.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Hello? Could I speak with the general manager?

Urgent.

Is it not possible? But do you understand who I am?

My number? He's got it-he's got it.

Thank you.

- Where have you been? - I even shaved my tongue!

- You will be perfect for the audition. - Let's hope so.

I also went to the gynecologist. Nothing escapes that director.

- I know he is very unscrupulous. - He is a genius!

- This is a dream opportunity! - What time is the audition?

At 3 o'clock, I have yet to pick up the stage dress.

It's all low-cut in front and transparent.

With lots of poppies, below and above.

- Remember the letter for the director. - I have it in the bag.

(Beatrice) What will you have to do at the audition?

Not if, I think the director more than anything else wants to see...

...my body. I told you. That he never saw me.

If you will stand undressed the dress you don't need.

Indeed!

To get into the part better...

...the stage dress helps with the acting.

You're not an actress, there are things you can't you can understand her. It's too important.

I have to take something off, don't I?

Of course.

I would stay but unfortunately they are waiting for me at home.

Go, I have a couple of hours here then I run to the tailor shop.

I'll call you tonight. Good luck.

Crepe.

- Hi. - Hi.

(Doorbell)

- Is my mother at home? - Yes, she is with her aunt.

Alessia, love! What a joy, is a great joy!

- Hello, Auntie! - See what a beautiful dress I made for you?

On you it is even more beautiful!

50 how it enhances ... And always make you beautiful.

Hurry up, you have to get ready tonight.

- A ma, it's still one o'clock. - You have to call the minister back.

- We saw each other 2 hours ago! - We were looking at...

- ...your interview. - Well done, you answered very well!

(Paolo, turn off the TV, I have something important to tell you.

- (Aunt) What? - (Alessia) Let's go to the table.

It's done!

She will star in a television movie.

What a joy!

4 episodes!

Let's read the script first. Who is the director?

I don't remember that.

But I'm hungry!

- But is there a ballet? - Hardly, it's a dramatic film....

- ...I'm a nurse. - A nurse!

I fall in love with a jockey Who falls off his horse!

- I could do... - The horse!

You ride the jockey, so you can keep riding it.

Why, do they ride together?

In this family we recycle everything.

Let's not get caught up by enthusiasm.

- Let's think about it, we could produce it ourselves. - What?

We will also think about costumes, we will make a holding company!

Your aunt has a knitting shop! In fact.

...we will call it "Alessia Couture"!

I make all the arrangements!

You have forgotten the perfume, everyone has it!

Good idea...

...We will come up with an exotic name!

- Sandokan! - More feminine!

- Ferla of the East! - But if erotic names go!

Let's see.

- ...We could call it... - Sto' cazzo!

(Alessia) The usual idiot!

Cab!

- I should pick up a dress. - Which dress?

The one with the poppies.

- It will be ready soon. - All right, thank you.

(Stefania). What are you doing!

Go to hell!

Do something!

It's not like I'm a can- guru. He doesn't see that traffic.

Indeed!

Wait here.

- Finally. - I'll wrap it up for you.

(Intercom)

- Who is it? - Stefania.

- Get in. - Thank you.

- Wait. - I'm in a hurry.

Ma'am, help me, call someone!

Ma'am!

But there is no one there! Shit!

Help!

(Director) Get on the bed, nice ass. That's it, good girl.

Lie back and relax.

Now uncover your ass, uncover it, please!

That's better. Now rub your thighs together.

Bravo, but show me your ass!

And you frame it deeper!

Come on, rub your thighs together like this....

Well done... so...

I want to go out!

Calm down.

Help me!

Thank you!

- Give me the dress now! - It has already been picked up.

- He's in Cinecittà. - Dammit!

- Can it go faster? - I run!

- There is a young lady for you. - who is it?

- I don't. - Right now. Hold on a second!

It's okay, it's all right.

- I would like to audition. - You're doing great.

- I'll get back to you. - Am I doing well?

Yes, but now I have dated.

- Wow! Thank you. - Don't worry, I'll call you i...

If we are to work together, he needs to know how you are.

Total trust between us. Do you have underarm hair?

- Yes. - Don't cut them off.

What a nice, happy, expressive ass!

Enchant!

The ass never lies.

Find?

I don't see any contradictions in what I do. You can have a family...

...of values but also desire exciting things. No use denying it.

You don't turn down certain opportunities, Today you will get nothing

If you wait for them to fall from the sky. You have to look for it, catch them

With grit and cynicism, they might as well do it to you.

It is forbidden to be naive, they punish you mercilessly.

Better to repent than regret.

(Someone hums)

- Who are you? - I... I'm a friend...

I understand, but your place Is in the servant's bathroom.

- Send her away! - Better servant than whore!

Send her away!

No hysterics. Let's be normal people!

- Let go! - Let us compose ourselves as rational beings!

- He has courage to take her to my house! - It's my house, too!

I have the right. Do you have any idea what I have endured for your career?

I will have fun Like your friends with you.

That one is not so different dates. It just has less ambition!

Let's close this shitty story, it has lasted far too long.

Whatever, puts her away and I will go with her.

So you can go sleep with whomever you need.

- How is it? Is it too much? - No!

Who cares, it's our night!

Mom, I'm too excited!

He will announce my film in front of everyone!

Dear, dear!

- Mom, the bow. - Come I'll choke you.

- Did you call the minister? - I just called him...

...to thank him for that!

Roberta. Don't thank him too much or he will tighten the bag.

- How have you combined? - He's Caribbean, he can afford it.

(Mother) At our expense!

- A gentleman asks for you. - (Mother) Who is he?

- Are you waiting for someone? - No.

- Do you remember me? - Dad.

Your father?

- May I? - What a surprise.

- With the glasses you look cool! - You're no joke yourself!

- Johnny. - Who is this Moor?

Family friend.

- Now he shows up again, the infamous one! - You're there, too, little sister.

You placed yourself here.

One does what one can.

It has ruined your existence, but I had...

...courage to come.

I've been gone a few years, alone like a dog.

Whatever, 10 years. What has been has been. I neglected a daughter....

Okay, 2, work mail Was taking me far away.

It happens in any family!

However, I am here Because I love you.

And I think my daughter needs me...

Do vobis.

Dad...how I've missed you!

What stuff.

- Stella mia! - Of fathers there is one, unfortunately.

Come here, my lady. My madame.

How are you? Don't be infamous, come on.

It may be. but it takes a man in this house.

- Don't cry, my beauty. - Don't worry, there's room for everyone.

You've seen through it!

Nando Crass, the most unscrupulous! Tell us something.

Long live the ass, minus yours, right?

- Miss Bigodin! - She is not giving interviews tonight.

One moment, and what will it be! All To see 4 wretches.

Still they invite her, and she even smiles. It's the last catwalk she does.

You are welcome.

Here? There must be a mistake. Get me the press agent.

- I don't know where it is. - You're looking for it!

I'm going to look it up.

- Adriana. - It's Amalia.

- Who. - Amalia.

They fired the director general general manager of television.

She was the friend, poor thing.

Excuse me, Ms. Amalia creates problems for the seats.

Send her to shit!

Come.

- Hi, how are you? - I'm sorry but they are busy.

Madam, the press office is busy. Your seats are those.

I'll be right over.

- Have a seat, that's your seat. - There are two of us.

We huddle together.

They invited me to another table, do you mind if I go?

No, have fun.

(Print) A kiss!

More intimate. So...

(APPLAUSE)

The road to freedom also passes through a kiss.

- You say well! - You are welcome, dear.

Future plans?

She will be the star in Nando Crass' next film.

- They take pictures, but you never eat. - We think of work first.

We try to give a good image. Take off your glasses...

...the police are no longer looking for you.

I always follow her, I find her programs interesting.

- But does it always go live? - Sometimes.

I am also an actress but I'm just starting out.

- Are you married? - I was.

- Did she come alone? - No, with a friend. She is barking there.

- I'd like to make a movie with you. - Yes?

How's your ass?

Bitches are the most loyal friends of women. Did you not know that?

- Singer? You have had your role. - Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

It's a small part, but I'll have you do a few more poses.

- I'm not the main character? - No, honey.

It's a small part, but pregnant, a cameo, you know?

But what cameo, you said that there was no problem!

In the letter I was supposed to be the protagonist.

In the letter, our friend recommended a small role.

You got it, you should be happy. Believe me -- it's very, very pretty.

(Father) And leave it! (Mother) I'm sick of it.

(Paul) Let's toast!

(MUSIC)

(APPLAUSE) Thank you, Thank you!

Thank you!

(Aunt) Does it take gasoline To make you applaud?

Welcome to this great celebration Of film and television!

(Presenter) I am proud...

- Who do they photograph? Do you know her? - She will be yet another bitch.

(Presenter) Even in a show you have to make culture...

- I need to know. Who's going to help me? - What the fuck are you doing!

(Presenter) Let's start with a surprise.

Dear audience, I need a warm and hearty applause as you...

...is Lisa Bigodin!

A miracle of mother nature!

You look wonderful, thank you for being here.

You are so cute! Thank you all!

I am very excited because she will be the protagonist of a screenplay...

- .. "the life of Joan of Arc!" - It's wonderful, it's wonderful!

"The Life of Joan of Arc!"

So much meat at the stake! We salute the future saint of cinema Lisa Bigodin!

I am looking forward to reviewing the rerun! I must have been filmed with her!

Yes.

It is important to come here, you meet nice people!

Yes.

It is important to me. Do you think I will succeed?

- Definitely. - Is he leaving?

I'll be right back.

Here is an outstanding guest, the writer Aldo Busi!

A round of applause!

(APPLAUSE)

We are proud to have here with us an artist...

- ...honoring us all over the world. - Such is life!

Some people wait for culture And those who bury it. I fuck with it.

Introducing his book. Where is the camera...

Here it is, "Feeling women." Aldo Busi. But what do women say?

Nothing, the female gender Is a neurovegetative blunder.

To understand culture, one must understand males. I am here to show you that.

- No, we know him very well! - But why?

Gentlemen. "Feel the women!"

Aldo Busi, a round of applause!

Thank you!

A little while ago I promised you a big political figure.

With us is the minister, the Honorable Del Monaco! A round of applause!

But don't people ever eat? They only eat.

My feet are like loaves of bread, I'll soon take off my shoes!

Minister, now a serious question. What does cinema represent to you?

Cinema is an instrument of democracy...

...which is used to express freedom of thought.

- But who is he? - It's Busi. He has succeeded again.

(APPLAUSE)

What a filthy man!

- Busi, I have a role for you! - Just ask my pastor.

(Crass) He is a poet!

Finally, a naked man!

(Busi Verse)

(Busi) Take me with you!

(Presenter) One moment of attention, nothing has happened!

Thank you!

For the most anticipated film of the coming season...

...Here is a young actress who will be the star of future Italian cinema.

A big round of applause!

- (Presenter) You're welcome. - (Beatrice) Thank you!

First film immediately starring. Are you happy with this opportunity?

Yes, Crass offered me this role repaying me for years of sacrifice.

How did he discover it?

It was by accident. It wasn't in my plans; I was studying philosophy.

It was fate.

However, I don't thank anyone, I owe it to my tenacity.

Who do you have to thank! You're a slut!

A slut!

- No! - A filthy one!

(Beatrice) Let go of me!

Way to go!

- Stefania, what are you doing? Leave her! - Go away!

- (Stefania) You didn't have to do that! - (Beatrice) Let go of me!

Let go!

(Mother) What sluts!

(GENERAL SHOUTING)

(Stefania) Come here!

The party goes on, a round of applause!

(Presenter) Calm down gentlemen! Let's calm down!

(Presenter) Quiet.

Please! Stop!

(YELLS)

You must die! Why did you do that?! Bitch!

Let's give them a round of applause!

I'll fix you now!

Infamous!

(Critic) How dare he!

- A big round of applause! - Suck on that!

( Mother Alessia sings) (Aunt) Now this one begins!

- (Mother Alessia) What fun! - (Father Alessia) Go with the music!

(MUSIC)

(Paul) I want to marry you!

Sorry, I was worried. Anything happens that way.

They all go, we'd better go too.

- Her shawl. - Thank you.

Damn them!

Get this, so you learn how to park!

Lisa, Lisa!

WELL.

Long live the ass!

Are you crazy, what are you doing! No!

Miss, a question.

Is she injured?

No matter, when you win ... nothing can hurt you.

(Beatrice shouts)

- Too bad it ended like that. - It happens at parties.

There are injuries, the the police. A real frenzy.

- It's a good thing she wasn't here. - Here there are only us monsters.

One, two, three--you too!