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[camera beeps]

["Turtle Power" playing]

♪ T-U-R-T-L-E Power! ♪

♪ T-U-R-T-L-E Power! ♪

♪ T-U-R-T-L-E Power! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ On the half shell They're the heroes four ♪

♪ In this day and age Who could ask for more? ♪

[Petey grunting]

No retreat, no surrender!

Ooh!

Cowabunga! Bang!

[winces] "Why are you guys being so mean to me?"

"We're supposed to be friends!"

-Pow, pow, pow, pow! -[whimpering]

[grunts]

"We're not friends with you anymore."

"You're just a dumb loser turtle."

[laughs]

"You were supposed to be my friend, T-Rex."

"I eat my friends."

-"He's got my arm! He's got my arm!" -[electrical flickering]

[ominous music playing]

-[whirring] -[objects rattling]

[Fergus whimpering]

[electrical buzzing]

["Turtle Power" continues playing]

[intriguing music playing]

-[barking] -Fergus, shh! You'll wake Mum and Dad.

[sweeping instrumental music playing]

[waves splashing]

Ow! [chittering]

[wind blowing]

[grunts in curiosity]

[screeching]

[screaming]

-Fergus! -[barking]

-Fergus, wait up! -[barking]

Fergus!

[breathing heavily]

[breath trembling]

-[ominous whirring] -[barking]

[breathing heavily]

[intriguing music playing]

-[chitters] -[screams]

[Petey breathing heavily]

[intriguing music playing]

Um, hello.

[breathing heavily]

Um, hello.

[gentle music playing]

Hello.

Hello.

[Petey laughing]

[camera beeps]

This is my toy,

and I play with him.

-He's called a Ninja Turtle. -[chitters]

And he likes to fight.

It's okay. We can play something else, if you want.

Do you have Jenga where you're from?

Jenga?

These are my yo-yos, and you can do cool tricks with them.

And these are my Tazos.

-I've collected every single-- -[laughing]

Hey, this is important!

This is the most special card that I have.

What?

[chittering, thuds]

Oh, are you okay?

You don't have to wear that.

I broke it on the monkey bars last week,

but it wasn't even my fault, because the kid pushed me.

-[laughing] -Hey, that's not funny.

-[coos] -It really hurts.

[upbeat music playing]

Oh, thank you so much.

I can do it, just--

[laughing]

Are you sure you're not using your magic?

[Allen] No. [laughs]

[exclaims]

-Yum, right? -[chitters]

Since you're visiting, I'm wanna show you a few things.

This is called a beach,

and this is Earth,

and a squishy ball.

This is where I live.

Where do you live?

[upbeat music continues]

Wow.

-All right, guys, get in. -[Jaden] So what's the big secret?

How come you got to stay home sick?

-[Petey] Ready to meet my new friend? -[Jaden] You don't have any friends.

-[Petey] Well, I do now. -[Carly] I'm his friend.

[Jaden] Can you just make it quick?

[Petey] Promise not to tell Mum and Dad about this.

This is gonna be so funny.

[both screaming]

It's okay! He's my friend.

Don't be scared of him. No, he's harmless.

-He won't hurt you. -[Jaden] What is he?

He's not gonna do anything to you, okay?

[Jaden] What is he, Petey?

He's my friend.

This is my brother, Jaden,

and his friend, Carly.

[Allen] Car-key.

Where'd you find him? Did he really come from the beach?

-Yes, he did. -What does he even do?

-[Carly] Really? -He can talk.

Look, I'll show you.

-Show me, show me. -Ready?

Can you say "alien"?

"Alien."

-[Jaden] He's not gonna be able to talk. -[Petey] Yes, he can. Just wait.

-Allen. -[Carly gasps]

-[Carly] He did talk. -[Petey] I told you!

[Carly] He's actually talking! What the heck?

-Allen. Allen. -[laughter]

Allen. Allen.

[Petey] That's what we're gonna call him, Allen.

[Jaden] Can we call him something cool, like Ripster? Or Sledge?

[Petey] No, Allen's cool.

[Carly] I like Allen. My grandpa's named Allen.

-Yay! -[upbeat music playing]

[overlapping chatter, laughter]

What about this? What's this?

[Jaden] How is he supposed to know what that is?

-[Petey] I'm teaching him. -[Carly] Come on, Allen.

-S? -It's the Stüssy sign, Allen.

-[Carly] Good try, Allen. -You should know that.

He's doing this by himself.

[Carly] Whoa, he's good!

[upbeat music continues]

What is this, Allen?

-Cheezel. -[Carly laughing]

[Petey] Allen.

Allen, you awake?

[snoring]

Allen!

-[chittering] -Oh, you're awake.

[shrieking on TV]

-Hey, Allen. -[Allen] Peedee?

We're best friends, right?

Pee-dee…

Special.

No way. The only thing special about me is you.

You promise you're not gonna leave me?

We're gonna stay together forever, right?

Together…

forever.

[Petey] You're, like, the best friend I've ever had.

[maniacal laughter on TV]

Stop!

You will all take a turn to roll the dice

and be rewarded or punished…

[whimpering]

[Carly] Yes! Got Time.

"At 0030, take a key."

"Return to back of pack if time has expired." Cool.

Can you work this for a second?

-[Carly] Yeah. -Thanks.

-Allen? Allen? -[Carly] Can I zoom in?

-Aw, he's so cute! -Okay, Allen. This is a spit pact.

Once we do this, we are best friends forever.

-Got it? -[Allen] Got it.

You gotta say it. Best friends.

Best friends.

-[spits] -[Carly] Ew, gross, Petey!

You gotta spit in your hand and hold it up.

Oh.

[Petey] It's not gonna hurt.

Come on. It's not official if you don't do the spit.

Petey, if he doesn't want to do it, then he doesn't want to do it.

Oh! He just got rejected by an alien.

-[Carly] Stop. -Just saying, he might not wanna do it.

You said I was special.

Together forever, remember?

Please?

[Jaden] Oh, gross, Petey.

Don't touch it!

[Petey gasps]

-[intriguing music playing] -[objects rattling]

[Fergus barking]

-Look. -Whoa.

Oh, look, Allen's got one too.

Can I go next?

Sorry, Peedee.

-[warbling] -[all screaming]

[Carly] What's happening?

[Jaden] It's sucking him up!

[dramatic music playing]

[Petey] Don't leave me, Allen! Allen!

[Petey on tape] You said I was special.

Together forever, remember?

Please?

[Jaden] Oh, gross, Petey.

Don't touch it!

-[Petey] Look. -[Carly] Whoa.

[Carly] Can I go next?

[Petey] Oh, look, Allen's got one too.

Sorry, Peedee.

[warbling]

-[Petey yells] -[Jaden] Petey, what's happening?

[Petey screaming]

No, don't leave me, Allen!

Don't go!

-Allen! -[barking]

[dramatic music playing]

Allen!

Please, Allen!

Don't go!

Allen!

Please, Allen! Please!

[crying]

Allen!

-[crying continues on tape] -[somber music playing]

[playing keyboard]

-[system powers on] -[chittering]

[beeping]

[static]

[Petey on tape] …and this is Earth, and a squishy ball.

This is where I live.

Where do you live?

Hey, Allen.

It's me again.

[gentle music playing]

If you can hear me,

this is it.

I mean it, this is our last chance.

[tape continues playing in background]

I'm sending you a way back to me.

When you hear our signal…

[playing keyboard]

…just follow it back.

[gentle music playing]

Now, the path will be clear tonight.

There's no junk, there's no interference.

Everything is lined up, exactly like before.

Like the universe remembers. It's like it's giving us one last shot.

Allen, this won't happen again

for a long, long time,

and by then, I won't be around anymore, so…

[sighs] if you are out there…

please come back.

'Cause unless you've got technology that brings people back from the dead,

which, for the record, I'd totally consent to, then…

this is our last chance.

This is Petey, by the way.

Petey Burns.

I'm right where you left me.

I'll be waiting.

[Petey on recording] Allen, Allen.

Come in, over.

It's Petey. Can you hear me?

[upbeat music playing]

[Carly] Hey, Petey.

[Petey] Hey, Carly.

How, um…

How are you doing today?

Oh, good.

Okay, great.

Did you look at any of those rentals that I sent through?

I haven't had a chance yet, but I will.

Okay, well let me know if you like any of them.

Yeah, will do. Thank you.

-Is that Jaden's shirt? -That my shirt?

-Hey. -Hey.

-What's the matter? What'd he do? -He has to go before the baby comes.

[Jaden] What do you want me to do? Kick him out?

[Carly] He's your brother. We can't kick him out.

[upbeat music continues]

Let's just get through today.

And then, we can talk to him again together, calmly, like adults.

Did he mention the anniversary?

-Nope. -No?

He made us throw a candlelight vigil for him last year.

[Carly] Maybe he's finally moving on.

-[Jaden] He's never moving on from Allen. -[door closes]

[upbeat music continues]

[indistinct chatter]

[horn honking]

[door chiming]

[indistinct chatter]

[mimics gun cocking]

-[Cam] Bang! -[gasps]

-Sorry. -Cam.

-Did he call yet? -No, not yet.

What's taking so long?

Space is big.

Yeah. Maybe he's ghosting you.

He's not…

-See this? -Whoa!

When it picks up a signal, it'll buzz.

And when he comes, you'll tell him I'm cool, right?

-Ready for anything. -Cam.

What? No one would even notice I'm gone.

And besides, I can fly a spaceship, he can do tests on me,

-I can live on his alien planet… -You're not going to space, Cameron.

Aw, I put so much work into the handshake.

I'll show you, I'll show you.

There, there, up, and…

Petey! Wake up! Gotta go.

I'm ducking over to the festival.

You're in charge.

-Yeah, no worries. I… I got this. -Okay.

Don't worry.

-Yeah, just the Cheezels, thanks. -Right. Um…

-And… Cheezels. -[register beeping]

Right. Thanks, mate.

Petey.

Sarah, hey.

-Just those? -Yeah, just those.

-Great. -[register beeping]

Rory proposed.

[exclaims]

What… what did you say?

I said yes.

Sorry. Yeah, sorry. And…

[register beeping]

-[woman] Thanks. -[Petey] Thank you.

Can you believe it?

Uh, no.

How could you say no?

Wow.

It's really good.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

I'm very happy for you, Sarah, that's…

Rory's a very lucky guy. [chuckles]

Hey.

[camera clicks]

-[Sarah] Is that my… -Yes.

Well, you should come out and celebrate with us this week.

Trivia. Fun. People.

-Love to. Love to. -Yeah.

Don't do that.

-What? -You always say yes, then you disappear.

-[Petey] I do not. -[Sarah] You do!

-[Petey] No, I have stuff. -[Sarah] What?

-Got an old friend coming back into town. -Petey?

Oh, really?

-Not like that. -[Cam] Petey.

One second.

Bring them.

To trivia? Um, I'm not sure they'd fit in.

Hey, what happens when he goes back to the city?

-[Cam] Petey! -Cameron!

It's him! It's Allen!

[intriguing music playing]

Allen.

-[all exclaiming] -[Sarah] Petey?

-[Petey] You're in charge. -[Cam] What?

But I'm ten! Petey!

-[Petey] You got this! -Who's Allen?

Card or cash?

What's the emergency, champ?

-Excuse me. -Hey!

Stay out of the way!

Excuse me.

Watch it, mate!

[intriguing music continues]

[beeping]

[static getting louder]

[vacuum cleaner shuts off]

-[shouts] -[Carly] Breathe.

Breathe. You got this.

Just gonna be one more big push. You're doing great.

-[man on call] Breathe in. I'm breathing. -Breathe in.

-Push! -Breathe out, there you go.

-Here it comes! -[Jaden] Carly?

Okay, and we're-- Oh!

-[Jaden] Carly. -[bleating]

Okay. Congratulations. That, uh…

-[man] Carly, it's a girl. -That looks like a healthy baby.

Fingers crossed, mine goes as smoothly, but maybe not as furry.

Yeah, thanks, Carly.

Emily, the vet who's taking over for me, she'll be in touch, but congratulations.

Cheers, bub.

What do you think?

I read that green makes the baby sleep better.

[Jaden] Is your power playing up here?

[Carly] You don't like the green?

Yeah, I love the green. But wasn't it already green?

[Carly] Right. Uh, yes, this is a more calming green.

[Jaden] Well, I love it. I think it's perfect.

[intriguing music playing]

Come on.

Come on. [grunts]

[electrical sparking]

No, no, no…

Okay.

[gasps]

[grunting]

[yelps]

Uh… No, no, no!

[smoke detector beeping]

Uh…

[beeping continues]

[groans] Ow!

[screams]

[coughing]

[wheezing]

[coughing]

[somber music playing]

-[Jaden] Petey! -[door breaking]

[grunts]

[sirens wailing]

-Thank you. -[paramedic] You're welcome.

[indistinct chatter]

How could this happen?

[man] Wiring's cooked. Power will be out for a few days.

-You put it back up again? -I thought we were done with this.

It was a homing signal.

It was supposed to bring him back.

And now, he'll never find me.

We almost lost everything.

I know. I get it.

I almost lost everything too.

[man] We've got it now. You can turn it off.

Are they your Allen tapes?

Some things aren't replaceable, Jaden.

-Jaden. -Don't you…

Hey.

I'm doing something that, really, I should have done

a long time ago.

No, don't, Jaden!

-Jaden, no! -[Carly] Don't--

No, no, no, no!

-Petey! -Jaden!

Hey!

No, leave them! No!

[grunting] Jaden!

[struggling]

So stupid!

[Petey] Stop!

-Hey, you going trivia Tuesday? -Mm-hmm.

-Stop. Drop it. -Stop. Please, stop.

-Petey! Petey! -Stop! Stop!

[both grunting]

He started it!

Oh, do I look like I care who started it?

-[both groaning] -I'm so sick of this.

[man] You all right?

[panting]

Why can't you just get over it?

Because we met an alien, Jaden!

-From outer space! -[shushing]

Petey.

Why can't you grow up?

Don't you want to move on?

[sighs] To what?

A life.

A future. Anything.

Why?

The best thing that ever happened to me

has already happened.

You need to move out.

I can't.

[Jaden] Why not?

Because what if he comes back, and I'm not here?

Allen is never coming back.

You haven't heard from him since you were ten years old.

And now, suddenly, tonight's gonna be any different?

You're ruining your life with this.

You're ruining our lives.

You're down here, you're trying to send a message

to the far reaches of the galaxy with this?

You couldn't get SBS on this!

Oh, actually, you know what? I am getting a signal.

-Guess what, it's Allen. -Yeah?

-You know what he says? -What?

"Hey Petey, it's Allen."

"I'm never coming back, and also,

you're completely nuts!"

Where have I heard that before?

Me!

[Carly] Petey…

Why would he need a homing signal?

He knows where you live.

Right?

If he wanted to be here, he would be.

Have you forgotten how special he was?

I haven't.

We've just…

We've got more important things to think about now.

No, no, no.

If you touch those tapes, you're not welcome in this house anymore.

-[somber music playing] -[siren wailing]

Fine.

Fine. You know what? Go.

Take 'em… take 'em and get out of here.

We are totally done.

Petey, you're not wearing any shoes.

Where are you gonna go?

[somber music continues]

[siren wailing]

[woman] Hi, Petey.

Petey!

-Hey. -You okay?

-Yeah. -What happened?

-I had a little accident at home. -[Rory] Who's it?

Peter just had a little accident.

Oh, that's terrible. What are you doing here?

Well, all the hotels are booked for the kite festival.

So I was wondering if I could maybe just crash here tonight?

Yeah, of course you can.

Come in.

We're in the middle of a special dinner.

Oh, yeah, Rory's just made this amazing fishy… fish stew.

-It's a bouillabaisse with a rouille. -Bouillabaisse.

Rouille.

But you've gotta sleep on the couch 'cause Rory got rid of the sofa bed.

I told him not to get rid of it.

Come in!

'Sup, Rory?

What's up with you?

We got engaged today.

Yes, yeah. I know. Congratulations.

You thought you'd come and join our celebration dinner?

No, no, I just wanted to…

I live here now, Petey, and you're not 12 anymore, okay?

So no more sleepovers.

Sarah and I are just old friends, so…

Don't you think that she deserves better friends?

Excuse me?

You know, better than a guy who shows up wrecked with a sob story

looking for sympathy and bouillabaisse,

making it all about him, on a night when it should be all about her.

I'm not looking for bouillabaisse.

You sure you won't stay?

No? Oh, okay. We'd love to have you next time. Okay.

Okay.

[music playing inside]

Night. Congratulations.

He had to go.

-[Sarah] What? -Yeah.

-What happened? -He was embarrassed.

-All right. -[both chuckle]

[bird squawking]

[waves splashing]

[gentle music playing]

[footsteps approaching]

[dog growling softly]

[barking]

[howls]

[barking]

Sorry.

Sorry.

[gentle music continues]

[growls softly]

[waves splashing]

[sighs]

[grunts]

[beeping]

[Petey on tape] Allen. Come in.

Come in. Over.

[Allen] Peedee?

Allen…

You've gotta… You've gotta press this button.

See that one? You've gotta press that down.

And then talk into it, okay?

-[Allen] Peedee? Peedee? -[grunting]

[plastic crunching]

[grunting in anger]

[screams]

Why won't you come back?

[phone beeps]

[waves splashing]

[static]

Stupid.

[splashing]

[high-pitched signal]

[beeping]

[high-pitched signal]

[Allen on radio] Peedee?

[dramatic music playing]

Allen! Allen! Allen!

-[Allen] Peedee? -Allen! I'm here!

Allen!

[gasping] Allen!

[warbling]

[Petey screaming]

-[warbling] -[Petey screaming]

[gasping]

[continues gasping]

[upbeat dance music playing]

[laughing]

[upbeat music continues]

[shouting in joy]

[warbling]

[upbeat music continues]

[Allen] Allen came back!

[laughing]

[Allen grunting]

[Allen exclaims] Wait.

[laughing]

[Allen grunting rhythmically]

[panting]

Peedee?

Yes.

Peedee Burns?

Don't you recognize me?

[gentle music playing]

Peedee small.

I got bigger.

Bigger?

[Petey] I grew up.

But that little boy…

he's… he's still here.

Peedee?

Inside of me.

You ate Peedee?

-No, no, no! I am Pee-dee! -[shrieking]

-I am Peedee! Wait, wait, wait! -No, no, no! You ate Peedee!

Wait, wait, wait!

Allen!

[gentle music playing]

[chittering]

[gentle music continues]

Peedee.

I knew you'd come back.

Come.

Come.

[laughs]

Come with you?

Together forever.

Now?

In the… in the egg?

This is so…

How long for?

Forever.

Huh?

I… I…

I can't just… go.

Not without saying goodbye.

You know?

But you could come.

You should come. Come home!

Jaden and Carly, they're there.

They'll want to see you.

We could hang out, just like we used to.

[grunting]

Cheezels?

Cheezels. [laughs]

Whatever you want.

Oh! [laughs]

[Petey] I have so much to tell you.

You know what's crazy?

It's been a really long time here since you left.

-But how long has it been for you? -Not long.

♪ They were once normal But now they are mutants ♪

♪ Splinter's the teacher So they are the students ♪

♪ Leonardo, Michaelangelo, and Donatello ♪

♪ Make up the team With one other fellow… ♪

-Raphael? -Yes!

♪ He's the leader of the group Transformed from the norm… ♪

-[laughs] Guess what? -What?

Jaden and Carly…

-got married. -Oh.

Married?

Married, it's what people do when they fall in love.

Oh.

I was best man at their wedding.

-Peedee. -Yes.

-Best man? -Yep.

In world?

-Yep. Yeah. -Wow!

I mean, now that you're back, yeah.

-Peedee, Peedee, Peedee. -Pluto's not a planet anymore.

I know.

Also, I got a job now.

Yeah, I work at the shop.

-Yeah. -[gasps]

Shop?

Yeah, well, just temporarily. Um, while waiting for you, like…

Stocking shelves…

running the till…

That kinda thing.

Running shop.

Yeah.

Like president?

-Yeah, kinda like president. -Oh.

Yeah, but temporarily.

-Mm. -Yeah.

Oh, um…

You know, Fergus died.

[laughing]

No, dying's bad.

Oh. [sighs]

But it was… You know, he was old, and…

he just went to his favorite tree, and…

went to sleep.

Hmm.

Fergus tired.

Yeah.

Yeah, Fergus tired.

[gentle music playing]

You know what he did, though?

He waited by the window every afternoon for you.

Why?

He thought you were coming back.

Aw.

[gentle music continues]

You know…

[chuckles] you should've written or, like, sent a signal or something.

[exclaims]

Was it me? Did I…

Did I do something wrong?

Allen, why did you leave?

Allen?

Allen?

[tense music playing]

Allen!

Allen!

Allen!

[Allen] Peedee?

-[dog barks in distance] -Peedee.

[intriguing music playing]

[barking continues]

Allen.

Allen, where are you?

-[Allen giggling] -Allen.

[footsteps]

Marco.

[Allen whispers] Polo.

[Allen laughing]

Can you give me a clue?

[intriguing music playing]

Allen?

[electricity buzzing]

[enchanting music playing]

[Allen] Peedee.

You remember this, huh?

Mm-hmm.

All right.

One game.

[Allen whoops] Yes, yes, yes!

[laughing]

Ready, and… Pow!

[laughs]

Pow! Pow! Pow!

-[enchanting music continues] -[laughing]

Ooh!

[machine beeping]

-[camera flashing] -[screaming]

[laughing]

[screaming]

[laughing]

[continues laughing]

[both shouting and laughing]

[both screaming]

[Allen] Peedee!

Peedee!

Peedee!

Peedee.

-[playful music playing] -[Petey grunting]

-You… are… sneaky. -Popcorn? Yum!

[enchanting music playing]

♪ Come run the hidden pine trails Of the forest ♪

♪ Come taste the sun-sweet berries of the earth ♪

♪ Come roll in all the riches All around you ♪

♪ And for once Never wonder what they're worth ♪

♪ The rainstorm and the river Are my brothers ♪

[fireworks exploding]

[sighs]

-[fireworks continue exploding] -[dog barking]

[enchanting music playing]

♪ Everyone's taking control of me ♪

♪ Seems like the world's Got a role for me ♪

♪ I'm so confused Will you show it to me? ♪

♪ You'll be there for me And care enough to bear me ♪

-♪ Hold me ♪ -♪ Show me ♪

♪ Lay your head lowly ♪

♪ Love me ♪

♪ Softly then boldly ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

[singing continues in distance]

♪ Show me ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I'm only human ♪

-[Rory] Hello? You shouldn't be in here. -Peedee.

-Peedee. -Stop, stop, stop! [shushes]

[Rory] Hello?

Festival's closed.

Quick, quick.

Looks like we've got a break-in at the kite festival. Probably kids.

-Come on. -[Rory] Hello?

Your parents will find out.

Allen! Allen!

[Rory] Somebody in here?

Come on. Come on.

[static buzzing]

[electricity powering down]

["No More 'I Love You's'" playing in distance]

♪ No more "I love you's" ♪

[microphone feedback]

♪ The language is leaving me ♪

[electricity shuts down]

[tense music playing]

Petey Burns.

[tense music continues]

I know you're here.

Petey?

[wind blowing]

[objects clattering]

[electrical buzzing]

[wind blowing]

[ominous music playing]

[warbling]

[screaming]

♪ Doobie doobie doobie, doo wah! ♪

♪ It doesn't matter what comes Fresh goes better in life ♪

♪ With Mentos fresh and full of life ♪

[phone vibrating]

[Carly groans]

It's Petey.

No.

We almost slept in a tent tonight.

[Allen] ♪ To you Staying fresh, staying cool ♪

[knocking at door]

[Jaden] No!

-[knocking continues] -[grumbles]

[groans]

[Allen] ♪ Fresh goes better Mentos freshness ♪

♪ Fresh goes better ♪

♪ With Mentos fresh and full of life ♪

Peedee?

-They're not letting us in. -[Allen] Oh.

-Woo-hoo! -But it's not…

Things are a little delicate at the moment.

[Allen] Ah.

Why?

-Well, there was a fire and… -Oh, fire?

-…families are complicated. -Oh.

Why?

Well, just…

different needs,

different expectations.

-You know what I mean? -Hmm.

Yes.

[phone ringing]

-Hello? -[man] Hi Sarah. Sorry to wake you.

No, that's okay.

-We just had a call from Rory. -Rory?

About some kids playing up at the kite festival.

Sorry, where's Rory?

We don't know. We haven't heard from him.

Hey.

Do you think that maybe you could do your… thing?

[mimics droplet falling]

[chuckling] No, the other thing.

[radio turns on]

This is gonna be so funny.

Just… just stay there for a second.

[radio playing loudly in distance]

[groaning]

All right.

♪ Fresh goes better With Mentos fresh and full of life ♪

["The River of Dreams" playing]

[Jaden] No, no, no. He'll never grow up if we keep parenting him like this.

-[Carly] Petey? -[Jaden] What the hell are you doing?

Surprise.

[Jaden] No.

-[Carly] Allen? -[Petey] Go on.

[gentle music playing]

[Carly gasps]

[chitters]

[chittering]

[gentle music continues]

Car-key.

[laughing]

Yes.

-Car-key, you remember me! -Mm-hmm.

You're smaller than I remember you.

And you're cuter. Did you get cuter?

Uh-huh, yes.

[laughing]

Why round?

It's a baby.

[gasps] Car-key, a baby?

[laughing] No. I'm having a baby.

Oh.

Aw.

[gasps] Jay dum!

Jay dum!

-[Jaden] Hi, Allen. -[Allen] Hello!

[Petey] He came back for me.

I told you he would.

Peedee?

You don't look so good.

Yeah, are you okay?

Am I okay?

Oh, my God.

Come on, guys. It's Allen.

It's okay to be happy.

You big ol' grumps.

[tense music playing]

You've got…

Do you wanna sit… Petey!

-Oh, God, Pete. Petey. -Petey?

-Hey. -Petey.

Turn him over.

-Petey, Petey. Hey. -[Carly] Jaden.

-[Jaden] Oh, my God! -[both gasp]

-[stomach rumbling] -[playful music playing]

Uh-oh.

What do you mean, "uh-oh"?

[indistinct police radio chatter]

[intriguing music playing]

What the hell happened here?

You think it was possums?

Possums?

Got into the wiring?

Trust me, I've seen what possums can do.

It's not outside the realms of possibility.

[whimpering]

[ominous music playing]

Rory!

Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! Come on.

Oh, we're gonna get you to the hospital.

I don't need a hospital.

-[gasps] -[screams]

Okay, okay, Rory.

It's okay. You're gonna be okay.

What happened?

Your best friend…

Rachel?

Petey.

Come on. Let's get you up.

[intriguing music playing]

[beeps]

What are we doing? What's the plan?

Ketamine.

Ketamine? He's not a horse, Carly. He needs a hospital.

I can handle humans, honey. They're animals too.

Guys, I'm pretty sure I've just had too much sugar.

Can we put a towel down, at least, if he's gonna sit on the new couch?

Were you always like this around him?

He secretes, remember? And it stains.

[Petey] Can you not talk to him like that, please?

[Carly] Okay. This is gonna help you relax.

[Jaden] What… What is he doing here? Why is he back?

He came back to be with me.

Allen didn't come halfway across the galaxy just to hang out with you.

Uh, yeah, Jaden, he did.

Some people do like hanging out with me.

[groans]

-[Petey] Ooh, that's cold! -Oh.

[Carly] Okay, let's see what's going on in here.

[laughing]

Huh.

-[Jaden] What's "huh"? -What is it?

[Carly] See that?

Yep.

[laughs]

It… it looks like some kind of…

um, parasite?

[Petey] Okay.

And?

[Carly] And… All right. So…

[intriguing music playing]

-See, up here, that's… -[heartbeat thumping]

that's your heart.

Whoa.

And…

that is…

the parasite.

Well, parasites.

There's two of them.

Three. No, four.

[gasps] Ooh, five. There's a lot of them.

[Jaden] Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Carly, nice try.

-No-- -[Petey] Excuse me.

-[Carly] Oh, Petey. -No, excuse me.

-I see what this-- -Lie back down.

You guys are trying to get between me and Allen

by pretending there's an alien parasite inside of me.

[Carly] Look at the scan!

[Petey] This can't be happening.

It's actually pretty sad, guys.

Carly.

I'm pretty sure, with respect…

if something like that was in my stomach, I'd have had some indication by now.

And if it was,

I'm pretty sure Allen would've told me by now.

[Allen] Yeah, yeah.

-Right, Allen? -Right, Peedee.

Right, right, right.

Allen, just tell them that you didn't put anything inside me.

But…

Allen did.

-[dramatic music playing] -[gasps]

You did?

Do we all have it? Is that what Carly has?

-Allen? -[Carly] Baby, do your…

Breathe. Oh, my God, is it?

-No. -[Carly] Okay.

-So, you're fine. Breathe. Breathe. -[Jaden] I am.

Just me?

[Jaden] Oh, thank God. Okay. All right.

-Okay. -You're gonna hyperventilate.

[Allen] Peedee special.

[Carly] Breathe, breathe.

Come out soon.

What does that mean, "come out"?

[mimics explosion]

What does that mean?

[intriguing music playing]

[mimics explosion]

[Jaden] What?

Can you just please stop asking him to do it?

[continues mimicking]

[Jaden] Oh, my God!

He should be upset.

-He just put a parasite in him. -[Carly] He's an alien, Jaden!

Maybe if he put something in,

-he can get it out. -So we hope the alien who impregnated him

suddenly feels like being helpful.

[Rory] I knew he was hopeless, I just didn't think he was dangerous.

[Sarah] Why do you think it was Petey?

Because he's lost control.

I've seen his type before. If they don't get what they want, they… [snaps fingers]

So what does he want?

Don't be ridiculous. Petey and I have been friends since we were kids.

Okay, it's just a coincidence that on the day we get engaged, he loses it?

Rory, you do not need to be jealous of Petey Burns.

Jealous? [laughs maniacally]

Jealous of him?

[continues laughing]

Rory! This isn't the city. These are our friends.

You can't kick doors down because you found a backpack.

-He tried to kill me, Sarah. -He's not dangerous.

I've seen Petey say "thank you" to an ATM before.

So he hears voices?

Log that.

Just let me do the talking when we get there.

Not if I do the talking first.

[Petey] Here, Allen.

-Draw. -[Allen gasps]

-This a game? -No.

Aw.

All right. Yes, it's a game.

Oh.

[intriguing music playing]

Okay.

S!

No, not the S thing!

-Draw what's happening to Petey! -Hey.

It's all right, Allen.

Go ahead.

[intriguing music playing]

[Jaden] Is that us?

That's us.

[Carly] Okay, it's…

-Petey? -[Petey] Yeah, it's me.

He draws me with muscles.

Sure.

Peedee strong.

No, Allen, don't shade it in.

-[Carly] He's trying. -[chitters]

He's full of lots of tiny alien parasites.

Keep… keep going.

[Allen] Kapow!

What's inside you…

bursts out…

[Allen] Kapow!

…and then spreads.

Like a virus.

[Jaden] That's an invasion.

This is an invasion!

Allen bad?

Yes, Allen, bad!

[whimpers]

Like Predator?

[Jaden] What?

How do you not understand?

-You can't just invade another planet! -[Carly] Honey…

I don't think he does understand.

He understands Monopoly, but doesn't understand invasion is bad?

He doesn't understand Monopoly.

[Jaden] How many times have you done this, Allen?

[whimpering]

Are those planets?

Is he counting planets?

Oh, my God!

I told you he was bad!

How were we that stupid to let an alien into our house?

How are we that stupid to keep an alien in this house?

[Carly] Jaden.

-[Jaden] What are we doing? -Can you just…

[Allen crying]

[Jaden sighs]

Allen, how did this happen?

[Petey] The spit pact.

I thought we were friends.

Best friends.

Official.

[Jaden] So they've been in him this whole time?

[Allen] Uh-huh.

You…

You were never my friend.

Hmm, Peedee.

I waited for you, for, like, ages.

But Allen came back.

Allen never comes back.

I wish you never came back.

I wish…

I wish you never came here at all.

Ow.

My blurgh.

Okay.

Is there a way to stop this?

[Allen] Yes.

Great. How?

Peedee leave, today.

With Allen.

-No! No, no no. You're not taking him. -But…

[mimics explosion]

Peedee safe on ship.

-For how long? -Forever.

Be fun.

[Carly] There's gotta be another way.

Yes.

But Peedee said dying is bad.

-[dramatic music playing] -[knocking at door]

[Rory] Good morning. Police. Open this door. Please and thank you.

Why are the police here?

-[Rory] Hello? -Hello.

It's Rory!

-Ah, good morning. -[Carly] Don't talk.

-[shushes] -[knocking at door]

How could you do this to me?

-[Allen] Peedee. -[Carly shushes]

Just… I'm just putting some pants on. One second.

-Whoa, Rory! -Petey Burns, you're under arrest.

[Jaden] No, no, no! You can't take him.

-He's sick! -What's wrong with him?

-He's infectious, from an animal. -Hello again.

-[Sarah] What sort of animal? -[Carly] Uh…

-Foreign one. -I'll take my chances.

[Jaden] No, he needs a hospital. Please.

[Sarah] Okay, everybody just calm down.

-Mind the stairs. Or don't, I don't care. -[Cam] Petey!

Petey, over here.

What's going on? Are you getting arrested?

Now's not a good time, Cam.

Just keep walking.

You know that handshake I was working on? It's finally finished.

-Cameron, you should go home. -Just frack off, kid.

-Back up. -He's just a kid, Rory.

He's back, isn't he?

-If you're going to jail, I can help out. -[Petey] Rory.

He can watch a movie with me.

-He can hang at mine. -Hey.

-[Petey] I didn't do anything! -How do you know him?

[intriguing music playing]

Carly, what is going on?

[Carly] Nothing. Nothing.

[Sarah] What's this?

That's… It's art therapy.

It's a self-portrait.

It's you?

[Allen moaning]

Um…

Yeah, that's me.

That's the pregnancy,

and all the little worm things

are my feelings.

And the muscles?

Just trying to stay strong.

Okay. Thanks, guys.

-I thought we were friends. -Allen.

Sarah, just, hey…

So why are you hanging around him?

-He's my friend. -Yeah?

How old do you think he is?

-21? What? -How old do you think I am?

60?

You're weird, kid.

He's dangerous. Tell you this for free, no one likes a weirdo.

-[Carly] Sarah. -Just follow us to the station.

-It's okay, it's okay. -[Jaden] Sarah, come on.

-Stop riding a girl's bike. -[Sarah] Meet us there.

-[sighs] -[Cam] Petey, can you just talk to me?

I can't believe this is happening to me.

They can't just take you away!

[Carly] Get back, Cameron.

-We've gotta go. -That's not fair!

-[siren wailing] -Go home.

[Cam] Don't worry, Petey. I'll find him.

I'll look after him.

You can trust me!

[Rory exclaims] Watch out!

[horn honking]

-[Petey] Sorry, I can't be here. [groans] -[Rory] Oi!

[Petey] Ow! Ow!

[Rory] What now, genius?

[Petey] No. Will you just…

[Rory] Up and back in we go.

-Allen? -[Jaden] Allen?

Allen?

Allen.

[intriguing music playing]

[Jaden] Allen.

-[Carly] Come on, Allen. -Allen.

Allen. Allen.

You're not in trouble, buddy.

Allen! Where the hell is he?

[Carly] Marco?

[Allen] Polo.

[chittering]

[intriguing music continues]

[Carly] Marco.

[Allen] Polo.

[intriguing music continues]

[whispers] There's a cupboard.

Oh.

Allen?

[Allen chittering]

-You okay? -Uh-uh.

Peedee hate Allen.

-You put a parasite in him-- -[shushes]

He doesn't hate you.

Look, you did a bad thing.

And we need to figure this out.

[Sarah] You need to tell him what's going on. Okay?

[Petey] You need to let me go.

-We don't have much time. -[Rory] You need to sit down.

Trespassing.

Destruction of property…

Oi! Sit!

Assaulting an officer…

I can't be here.

What's going on, Petey?

It's…

It's bad.

It's really bad.

[Rory] This should be good.

Should I get myself some popcorn?

I…

Eh-eh-eh.

[slurping]

I have an alien parasite inside of me.

Oh, Petey.

It's going to come out soon and destroy the world.

The only way to stop it…

is for me to leave Earth…

before it comes out.

Whatever I did, just let me out of here, and we can talk like gentlemen.

I like you better in there.

-You can't hold me in here. -Why not?

-Because I'm sick. -Yes. The "Poor Petey" routine again.

If you don't let me outta here, something very bad is going to happen.

[Rory] Yeah…

[Petey] What? No!

This is not about you and me, or about Sarah!

[continues indistinctly]

Something real is happening, okay?

You're not listening to me!

This is real!

[gasping]

You know, when I was a kid,

I had a best friend…

Christopher Cooper. Cooperdooper. He was 21.

He had big muscles, but I had the brains.

When the other kids found out that my best friend was a bodybuilder,

they all stopped calling me "Ignorey" real quick.

♪ Rory Ignorey ♪

♪ Rory Ignorey ♪

♪ Rory Ignorey ♪

♪ Rory Ignorey ♪

Nah, Cooperdooper shut 'em up.

But I made him up.

He wasn't real.

I made him up, like I made up my uncle who raced speedboats,

my pet python,

my famous cousin…

I made up all sorts of things.

Because I was a kid, and I wanted attention.

No more fairy tales, Petey. Time to grow up.

[chittering]

[gasps]

-Cheeseburger? -No.

-Fries? -No, Allen.

Aw.

[Carly] It's okay, Allen. He's just stressed.

We gotta get you back to Petey so you can fix everything, okay?

-Okay, Car-key. -[Jaden] Can we stop being nice to him?

He's upset. You're scaring him.

He's the only thing that might be able to help us.

[Jaden] Help us? That thing ruined my brother's life.

He doesn't get fries.

-Nuggets? -[Jaden] No, Allen.

We are getting Petey, we are taking him home,

and you are gonna fix this.

And I don't care how you do it,

but you're not taking him to outer space!

[clock ticking]

[gasps]

[tense music playing]

[groaning]

[gasping]

[groaning]

[retching]

[groaning]

[grunting]

[exclaiming in horror]

-[grunts] -[squishes]

Petey.

I really don't feel too good.

[gasping]

[Sarah] Dr. Sommers, I'd just rather you come and take a look at him yourself.

-Okay. See you soon. -[grunts]

[breathing heavily]

Just try to relax, okay? The doctor's on his way.

Here, take this for the pain.

Two paracetamol?

It's all I'm cleared to give until we know what's going on.

Thank you.

Here.

I'm telling the truth, Sarah. [gasps]

I can't be here. I need to get out.

Petey, I can't let you out, okay?

But I can help you.

You can't. I need to get back to Allen.

Petey…

Just tell me what's going on.

I'm worried about you.

Just tell me, who's Allen?

He's a little alien.

[soft music playing]

When I was a kid,

I met an alien.

His name was Allen, and I thought we were gonna be best friends forever,

but then he left and it broke my heart.

Last night he came back,

and it felt amazing.

Until he told me he put an alien parasite in me,

which changed my perspective on the whole relationship.

I… I don't think he meant to hurt me.

I know how insane this sounds, but you have to believe me.

I care about you, Sarah.

I… I always have.

But… your life is in danger.

Everyone's lives are in danger.

And I need to stop it before it comes out.

Which is really soon.

Will you help me?

[intriguing music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

Okay, so, what… what do we do now?

Well…

They're not just gonna let him out. Right? So we need, like, a distraction.

-Allen help? -[Jaden] No! Allen, just leave us alone.

[Carly] Sorry, Allen. We need less problems, not more.

[Jaden] Okay. Distraction. Okay.

We… we could pull the fire alarm.

-[Carly] No, like, something big. -Oh.

-[Jaden] All right, uh… -[Allen laughing]

Snakes in the vents.

[Carly] What?

-Snakes? -All right, distraction, distraction.

-Dr. Sommers. -I'm here for Petey Burns.

She called you. Let's get you signed in.

I can't think of anything. All I can think of is snakes and bomb threat.

-No, no! -That's good.

Carly, Carly, we cannot call in a bomb threat.

Carly, that's my phone!

-Carly, don't. Listen to me! -[line rings]

[operator] Good afternoon, Coolum Police?

-There's a bomb in the building. -Right.

And you want me to check if the fridge is running too?

Just leave us alone, kid.

I'm not a kid! [in deeper voice] I'm not a kid.

I know a teenage boy when I hear one.

-This is not a prank. -Bye.

Do I sound like a teenage boy?

Sorry to drag you away.

This is not gonna be a medical issue.

Unless jealousy is a medical issue.

[intriguing music playing]

No!

[Carly] I could pretend I've gone into labor.

[tapping leg]

Petey's here.

You came.

Yeah, duh!

-Where's Allen? -He's back here.

Perfect.

-Where's Allen? -[Jaden] He was just here.

-He's run away. -Why'd he run away?

-Jaden yelled at him. -Why would you do that?

You told him you didn't wanna be friends anymore!

-You did. -You did.

'Cause he put a parasite in me, Jaden.

-Okay, okay, Petey. -[Jaden] Allen?

-[Carly] Allen? -Where would Allen go?

[Jaden] Allen, come back here right now!

-[gasping] -Wait, wait, wait!

-What are you doing? -[Carly] What's happening?

-Petey, where are we going? -[Petey] Festival.

[Jaden] Wait, what are we doing?

[tires screech]

[Rory] Sarah!

Sarah!

Sarah!

Sarah!

[grunts in anger]

[somber music playing]

Oh.

-[car honks] -[screaming]

-[tires screeching] -[man] Slow down!

[indistinct chatter]

[band music playing]

[stomach rumbling]

[high-pitched ringing]

Allen!

Allen.

[band music continues]

Hey, hey, hey, you all right?

Yeah, I'm good.

I just need a second.

Keep looking for him. I'm okay.

[Jaden] I'll be back!

Allen!

[ominous music playing]

[kids screaming]

[shrieking]

[discordant noises]

[ominous music continues]

[vendor] We got fairy floss here, folks! Fairy floss!

[indistinct chatter]

[man] Five bucks, little man.

[Cam] Allen?

-Yes? -[man] Sorry.

-I'm gonna need some real money. -I got it.

Come on, Allen. Gotta go.

[man] ♪ From a distance, there is-- ♪

-Allen! -[gasping]

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Allen!

Allen!

Hey, Allen!

-[thuds] -[man laughing]

Allen!

Allen!

[tense music playing]

Come here. Come here. Good boy. Sniff.

[barking]

Let's go.

-[barking] -Let's go.

This way.

[tense music continues]

[Carly] Allen.

[breathing heavily]

[high-pitched ringing]

Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

Hey, you all right?

Yeah. Yeah.

-Hey. Did you find him? -No.

I'm gonna look for him.

Up there.

-[Carly] Wait, Jaden, I-- -We'll be fine.

Okay. We'll keep looking down here.

[barking]

Sarah, you on comms?

Sarah!

-[chitters] -[chuckles]

[playful music playing]

Whoa, you've got spikes!

Sick.

-Thank you. -[camera flashing]

-[Allen exclaims] -I'm Cameron.

Petey's friend.

Peedee?

But I can be your friend too.

-[cameras flashing] -Ouch.

Well, when you're ready to go,

you can take me.

Like, abduct me or whatever.

Huh?

I'd be cool with it if you're cool with it.

-One more picture. -[camera flashing]

-[barking] -[vendor] Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy.

I don't see him anywhere.

-[gasping] -[Jaden] We will find him.

[soft music playing]

Hey, no. We're not doing that.

What else can I do, Jaden?

[somber music playing]

I've messed up my whole life. I…

He just made me feel so happy, that I just couldn't…

[breathing heavily]

You don't know what it's like to have someone make you feel so special.

And cool.

For them to have a part of you and then just disappear…

Yeah, I do.

I know exactly what that feels like.

[somber music continues]

When he left, it felt like I lost everything.

Well, you didn't.

We're all still here.

You've been living on another planet for 20 years.

Why don't you just try Earth for a while?

[gentle music playing]

[stomach rumbling]

That was the parasite. It moved.

Oh, okay.

We need to find Allen.

[people screaming]

Allen!

Allen!

Hey! Hey! Hey, driver!

Get us down. We need to come down.

-[officer] This one. -[man] Whoa, whoa! Easy!

-[barking] -[machine beeping]

Hey, hey. Hang on.

Hey, hey, let's go.

Come on.

-[Petey] Allen. -[Jaden] Excuse me.

Allen.

-Allen. -[Allen] Peedee?

I'm gonna go find Carly.

-Thanks for finding him. -[Jaden] Cameron!

-Cameron, go search that way! -I'm on it.

-[coos] -There you are.

[gentle music playing]

Hey.

Why'd you run away?

Allen bad.

No, you're not… you're not bad.

You did a bad thing.

That doesn't make you bad.

But Allen "ruin Peedee's life."

No. You changed my life.

Not the same thing.

Change good?

If we make it good,

yeah, yeah.

[Carly] Excuse me. Pregnant lady, coming through.

If I go with you…

will you save everyone?

Everybody.

What are we really trying to find?

Allen.

[Petey] Allen, this is Sarah.

Um, hello.

Hi.

She's my friend.

Ah. [whispers] Girlfriend?

Ooh!

-[Sarah] No. -Sorry.

So, if he's real, that means…

Oh, my God.

[Rory] Sarah!

[Sarah] Oh, no. Rory.

Sarah!

Hide, hide.

[kids screaming]

I'll talk to him.

-It's not what you think. -What the…

I've gotta show you something.

Hey.

-[Rory] You trying to embarrass me? -Where's he going? Petey.

-You're laughing at me? -Rory, calm down.

With him?

For this?

He is the loser!

-We're trying to save you. -He's the loser!

He's trying to save me.

That's it. He's trying to save me.

-[Petey] We've gotta go. We've gotta move. -[laughing maniacally]

-Hands off, champ. -[gasping]

-[Sarah] What are you doing? -Peedee!

Rory.

[kids screaming]

Let's go, let's go.

Old man.

-[screams] -[Carly] Cam!

[kids screaming]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[dogs barking]

Not me!

[grunts]

[intriguing music playing]

Excuse me. Excuse me, guys!

Excuse me, guys! Excuse me.

Hello!

Police operation in progress!

-We're in! -We gotta go.

-[Jaden] Where are we going? -[Petey] Somewhere safe.

And then what?

[screaming]

-[Carly] Where are we going? -[Petey] Home! Going home!

Sarah!

[intriguing music continues]

[Carly] You're all good.

Just hang in there, Petey. We're nearly there.

-[Petey panting] -[Allen] Uh-oh.

[Carly] Grab Petey. I'll get the door.

Allen pick Peedee.

Okay. Come on, come on.

Okay, yep, yep.

[Carly] Uh, Petey?

Stay with me. Stay with me. Come on.

Here we go. Here we go.

[Cam] Oh, sick!

[Jaden] We're here. We're here.

[siren wailing]

Save everyone if I go with you, yeah?

[intriguing music playing]

[loud humming]

[Allen chuckling]

Just double checking… It's the only way?

-[Carly] Petey… -[Jaden] Don't do anything stupid.

-Let's do this. -[Jaden] No, no, no! We can fix this!

-[loud humming] -[screaming]

[Carly] Petey, no!

-Petey! -[Jaden] Hold on to him!

-Grab him! -Grab his arm!

-No! -[dramatic music playing]

[Sarah] Rory!

Help us!

No, Petey!

[screams]

-[grunting] -[Cam] I got him!

[all straining]

[Cam] He's going to explode!

Petey! Please!

[Carly] Allen!

Allen! Do something! Please!

Help us!

[dramatic music continues]

[gentle music playing]

[young Petey] Together forever, remember?

You're, like, the best friend I've ever had.

Allen!

Allen, do something!

[Carly] Allen!

[sweeping instrumental music playing]

[gasping]

-Hey, you okay? -Yeah.

[groans]

Oh, Petey, Petey. Hey, hey.

Petey. Petey.

Petey.

Petey.

Petey, Petey.

Petey. Hey. Hey.

[gasps]

-[grunting] -[laughing in relief]

That was crazy.

[breathing heavily]

Ah, ow!

[somber music playing]

[whimpering]

Allen save Peedee.

Come.

-I'll come. -[both] No.

Come.

You and me…

in space.

Together forever.

[gentle music continues]

I can't play anymore.

But Allen fix it.

Yes, yes, you did. You came back.

You came back and you fixed everything.

Best friends.

Yeah, we are. We are.

And we always will be.

But sometimes, even best friends have to say goodbye.

Goodbye?

It's…

It's when you love someone but you let them go.

-Even if it hurts. -Oh.

Even if you don't want to.

[Allen] Why?

It's part of growing up. [chuckles]

Oh.

Peedee big now.

[sobbing]

-My blurgh hurts. -Oh… [sniffles]

My blurgh hurts too.

Allen love Peedee.

Petey love Allen.

Oh.

Petey marry Allen.

[laughing]

[gentle music continues]

[exclaims]

[sniffles]

[sweeping instrumental music playing]

[spacecraft whooshing]

[birds chirping]

[gentle music playing]

-[bell rings] -Beep-beep.

Hey, Petey.

-Hey Petey. -Hey.

There we are.

-Thank you. -That's better.

Officer?

-Petey. There we go. Thank you. -There she is.

Harry! How was work?

Was it very busy?

Was it very, very busy? Did you work very, very hard?

Yes, she's exhausted.

She guarded everyone from that ferocious dog in the mirror

for about an hour.

Bye Harry. Bye-bye. Thanks for babysitting.

-We've got big plans for tonight. -Aw, don't make me jealous.

I'll come by later and pick her up.

-Have fun! -Ride safely, please.

-Bye! -Bye!

[upbeat music playing]

[Carly] Okay, so the bottle is in the fridge.

Remember, you warm it up so that you cannot feel it on your wrist.

If she doesn't want it, great, we're trying to ween her off.

Aren't we, baby? Yes, yes, yes.

Why are we doing this?

Sweetheart, this was your idea, and it was a good one. Okay?

Okay. We wrote all this down.

Oh, yeah, I texted it to you.

She's in safe hands.

Oh, is there any kind of pizza she can't have?

-[Allie babbling] -Yes, pineapple. [laughs]

Hey. Thank you.

Okay, bye-bye, baby. Bye-bye. Love you.

-[kisses] Kiss for mummy. -Kisses.

-Kiss for daddy. -Kiss for mummy.

-Love you. -Bye-bye-bye!

-Bye! -Bye! We're five minutes away, okay?

-Bye-bye! Kisses! -[Jaden] Have fun!

-[Carly] Bye-bye. -Kisses.

Don't burn the house down!

-Just you and me, huh? -[Allie coos]

All right. What's the vibe, huh?

Club or crib?

Club.

No, we are not going to the club.

I think it's bedtime.

Come on.

Good night, moon.

[Allie] Night-night.

-[gentle music playing] -[snoring]

Goodnight, Allie.

[static buzzing]

[beeping]