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Yes, I understand, but unfortunately you can only be a part of the study once.

Yes.

No, the doctor is very busy this week. He is completely booked up. I'm afraid

you're gonna have to stop calling, but have a wonderful day.

How can I help you, dear?

Um, I'm Alina. I heard you guys were doing some kind of study and you might

have a pill that could help me with my horniness.

Yes, so we are currently testing a new drug, but in order to qualify, would you

describe yourself as horny?

Right now?

Um, yes, yes, definitely.

Excellent. Go ahead and fill out this questionnaire.

When you're all through, the doctor will be with you shortly.

Thank you.

Thank you for coming to Browser's Labs. How can I help you?

How many times a week do you masturbate?

A week.

more like two to five times a day.

When horny, do you mostly look for male or female partners to satisfy your

urges?

Why choose?

Male, female, groups?

I mean, whatever is most convenient.

How bad do you want dick?

Right now?

Fuck, man. I've already been sitting here for more than five minutes.

Miss Lopez?

Yes? Come on back.

I'll take that.

So, how are we feeling today, Miss Lopez?

Um, good. I've been on the horny side.

Don't worry. That's why you're here today. We'll get you taken care of. Have

a seat.

So it's my understanding that you have an unusually high sex drive.

Um, yeah.

And how do you normally go about handling these urges?

Um, I'll masturbate.

Somewhat intensely, actually.

Like, if I'm in public, I'll try to find a private place, but if I can't, then

I'll just touch myself discreetly under my skirt.

And for research purposes, can you demonstrate that for me here today?

Are you serious?

Ms. Lopez, I'm a doctor. A professional.

Of course I'm serious.

There are very important experiments being conducted in this building right

now.

Okay.

Can I take this off?

Of course.

Make yourself comfortable.

Mwah!

It also says here on your form that you want dick.

Bad.

Is that correct?

Yeah. Could you also demonstrate that here for me today?

Um,

yes. Excellent.

Oh my god.

Your cock tastes so good doctor

Fuck your cock feels so good in my mouth

You know, just what I need.

I'm confused. Wasn't there supposed to be some sort of pill I was supposed to

take? Oh, don't worry about it.

Well, then what was all that?

Oh, we're just testing a new formula for boner EZZ.

Thanks for participating.