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You know what's in these bags? A lot of honey.

Beer.

You boys are under arrest.

Stuff it, buddy.

You got no jurisdiction south of the border. You can't do squat.

Watch me.

Got anything to declare?

Just some dirty laundry in the back.

All right, get him up!

It's all right, I've got you.

Sir, I'm a Texas Ranger.

Come this way.

Toward my voice.

Over here.

What's this big-time caper you're gonna pull?

So far, all I've seen is nickel-and-dime stuff.

Oh, it's big time.

Be assured of that.

That's going down in five days.

Took the liberty of running it through some computer reports of similar

robberies, not specific.

Just from the same neighborhood.

Methodology. Came up with exactly three.

Jewelers and dry cleaners. Check cashing store.

And the robbers all wore wigs.

Just like at the bank.

How'd you know?

I checked too.

Without computers.

Well done, Mr. Boggs.

Welcome to the team.

So I'm standing there in this magazine place, just kind of joy cruising.

Doing what?

Paging through centerfolds.

And I happen to pick up this certain publication that caters to mercenaries

and war freaks.

And my eye happens to see this ad that promises rich reward for men who are not

afraid of danger.

And, of course, you just couldn't resist.

So I called it.

And about five minutes later, this guy calls me back.

I tell him my qualifications, and he says to meet him at the post office on

Clemson Street. I figure it's Saturday. He's not going to... What are you...

Just stick to the facts, Cobalt.

Just tell us what happened.

You're not going to do anything crazy to me again, are you?

Let me tell you something.

Torture is illegal.

Hmm? Did you know that?

Hmm?

Okay, these two big guys, they blindfolded me and they put me back in a

gray van.

I saw that before they put the blindfold on, you know? Did you notice the license

number?

Yeah, I noticed everything.

BOA 024.

Of course, you'd better write it down, huh?

It was obviously stolen, because three minutes later, they switched cars.

And from the sound of that engine, I figured it was a late model domestic,

probably a luxury car. It's a waste of time.

You're wasting my time with speculation. I told you to stick to the facts. Hey,

let's stop it, man. Just stop it, okay? Because I'm freaked out enough as it is

already with that damn lunatic sticking that light in my eye and everything.

And I'm a hostage. I don't know if I'm going to get out of there alive or what,

especially when he says I'm lying. And he's right. I am lying. But, I mean, why

should that be a reason not to hire me? And how does he know I'm lying unless he

knows who did do that book bomb for the Libyans? And if he knows that, he's CIA,

baby. Huh? Get it? Big time, huh?

So just don't pressure me. I'll tell you, okay? I'll just tell it my own way.

So where'd he take you?

Some sleazebag motel.

Puke green carpets and, like, some red hibiscus things on the bedspread.

Look, I never saw his face, if that's what you're wondering, okay?

I told you, he had these big photographer's lights. They're shining

right in my eyes. I was blinded almost the whole time.

To tell you the truth, I didn't see a damn thing.

Okay, he had black cowboy boots and he was eating pistachio nuts. That's all.

That's all.

Let's go buy some mercenary magazines.

Why?

You're going undercover.

Why me?

You said you're an animal.

Trivik, can I ask you a question?

Your dime.

About Cobalt, are you ever going to tell me why he's so scared of you?

Yeah, I'll tell you.

That time when I busted him, they didn't hold up in court, so they sent him home.

They released him.

And I guess that night, while he was asleep, a whole bunch of snakes got into

his apartment.

Slimy little buggers are crawling all over the place.

And somehow all the electricity got shut off and all the doors got locked, and

for some reason he blames me.

Can you believe that?

Did you do it?

Come on, Walker, you know me.

Not yet, but I'm learning.

Say, roll it down.

Can't park here.

Restricted area.

That's the car.

Man, I don't like the way this looks. Let's get the hell out of here.

At least I got the license, Tom.

Probably stolen.

Yeah, probably.

It's the only good lead we had, too.

Well, welcome to the Texas Rangers, Trivet.

Trivet.

Last time I saw you was just before you went inactive. What, two years ago?

Almost three.

Here I figured you'd be head of clandestine ops by now. What happened?

That drunk Peterson that had a hand in selling a C-130 parts Gaddafi. I thought

you fired him. I did.

Then he started telling everybody that I was unloading the parts myself, keeping

the money.

Now, why would he go and say a thing like that? I don't know. By some strange

coincidence, he disappeared.

Anyway, I got tired of piggybacking the big stuff, slicing off little pieces.

It's time to go for the mother wave and ride it all the way to Switzerland.

Am I allowed to ask what you have in mind?

Look around you, J.J.

How many banks do you see?

We're going to do all four?

Same time.

Damn, Morrison.

Nobody ever accused you of thinking small.

No, they didn't.

Can I ask you a personal question?

Let me guess.

You're sitting there wondering what a guy who grew up in Baltimore is doing in

the Texas Rangers.

How'd you know?

Because believe it or not, Walker, you're obvious.

Does that entitle me to an answer?

When I was a kid, every Saturday morning I used to get up and sneak into the

living room and watch my favorite TV show about the most famous Texas Ranger

of all time.

Last surviving member of a squad ambushed by bandits, nursed back from

death by an Indian, he became... Don't tell me. That's right, man.

The Lone Ranger.

See, you gotta understand where I come from.

It's concrete and asphalt, and guys hanging out on the corner doing nothing

but getting in trouble.

There's no right, there's no wrong, it's just whatever gets you through the

night, man.

You got guys telling you what you can't do, what you can't have, what you can't

be.

But now here comes this guy on a white horse and he goes where he wants to go.

He does what he wants to do.

He's got the guts to say there is a right, there is a wrong.

And he's out there under the stars.

There's no tenements, there's no street signs, there's no liquor stores as far

as the eye can see. Just total freedom.

Now, can you imagine what that meant to a kid growing up in a place like that?

No, I can't.

Childhood fantasy, right?

I never thought anything like that was going to happen to me.

But then I ruined my shoulder playing football.

And I'm not exaggerating when I tell you that I could have gotten into some

serious trouble if it hadn't been for that old coot over there.

And honest to God, Texas Ranger.

Who became my friend.

C.D.'s the one that got me into law enforcement.

Helped me get back my pride.

He said, if I really wanted it, and I stuck it out, that I could end up like

the man who rode the white horse through my Saturday mornings in Baltimore.

And here you are. Here I am.

Wearing a silver star.

And driving Cordell Walker crazy.

I get it.

Well, hello there, little darling.

Go away!

Leave us alone.

I can't believe you folks are still here.

After you as politely as to leave.

Not a wise decision.

So we're going to give you a little free transportation all the way to Oklahoma.

We're even going to throw in free meals.

Go away, or... Get up!

Get up!

Jane, get out of here! Bet you idiots had a couple of women!

Lisa, would you go behind my pickup truck and pull down the tailgate for me,

please?

Elena, would you stand over there, too?

Ranger, we're leaving.

You're leaving, all right.

But you're going to jail.

No way.

No more jail. Never!

Let me see.

You broke my nose.

I'll fix it.

No,

it looks better the other way.

Ranger, you screwed up.

You forgot to read us our rights.

You're right.

You have the right to remain silent.

Aren't you missing one?

Not anymore.

Captain's got to get off the boat. He can't withstand this. I could have beat

either one of these bozos. These guys are pretty good, Orson. Look, you're

just saying it because you never saw me fight. I have, no thank you. I saw him

cut two guys to pieces.

Two guys at the same time. Orson, my source came through.

Guess who drove that truck the other day?

A Texas Ranger.

Is that right?

Yeah, and he's a close friend of the one who got killed at the bank. I knew this

was going to come back to haunt us.

Those people aren't fun to mess with, Orson.

When I was still with the company, I crossed one of them once.

They make their own rules as they go.

Worse than the FBI.

Yeah. One right, one ranger. That's what their motto is.

This guy's named Walker.

And from what I can pick up, he's the worst of the bunch.

Unless you like challenges like that.

What's that supposed to mean?

Listen and learn.

Boggs, horse and weight.

I have a special order for you.

You know those Texas horse flies that you make so well?

Well, I need another one in a small cardboard box, and I need it tomorrow

morning.

One riot, one ranger. Well, guess what?

Changing it to one horsefly, one ranger.

We have several customers who are blind. I generally help them set up the

account, make out their deposits and withdrawals.

Have you had any new customers, say, in the last two weeks?

Only one, a gentleman that came in about two days ago.

I remember because he wanted to use the restroom, and I showed him the way.

Was he about my size, black beard, wearing a Stetson hat?

Why, yes, I believe he was.

Do you know him?

Could I take a look at his account?

Well, normally, I'd have to check with our manager.

But as I recall, he didn't actually open the account.

He just came in, asked some questions, used the restroom, and left.

Now, may I ask you a question?

Yeah, sure.

Are you married?

Do you know my uncle, Ray?

No.

Looking for somebody?

Cordell Walker.

He's out. He's right around the corner.

Thanks a lot.

What's that smile all about?

We did it.

Those three animals were indicted on all counts, not to mention breaking an entry

yesterday and assault with a deadly weapon. Great.

Mr. Walker, I'm never going to be able to thank you.

Ever.

The way you're feeling is thanks enough for me, Lisa.

And I'm never going to forget what you told me.

That's our secret, okay?

Okay.

So what now?

She's going back to the circus with Alina and Misha.

They're meeting in Waco.

In fact, if we don't hustle, you're going to miss your bus.

If you don't mind, I'll take one of those, too.

I could get used to that.

Terrific. All I need is a crazy cowboy.

Hi, Mildred. Walker.

He had a package come for you while you were out.

Who was it from?

How should I know, Walker? I'm not as nosy as the man sitting at your desk.

Make yourself comfortable.

Already did, thank you.

Where'd this come from?

That box.

I already opened it for you.

Figured it might be something perishable.

You figured it was something to eat.

You know what your problem is.

You're still mad at me for hoodwinking you into riding in that charity rodeo.

Well, guess what?

I hooked Jimmy into it, too.

Trevette? Yep.

Signed him up as a clown.

Good choice.

Ain't you gonna ask me what I'm reading?

No name, no card, nothing.

This here is the abridged Sigmund Freud portable reader.

Book takes a lot of concentration.

That's why I came over here. I needed some quiet.

I figured since I was doing that advice column, I might as well bone up on a

little psychology.

Well, I tell you, I don't know what was going on between this guy and his

mother, but Buddy, he was one weird dude.

Isn't this strange CD an ashtray?

Everybody knows I don't smoke.

Sorry, wrong number.

He's there.

Is this quiet enough for you, CD?

I'm trying to follow your

reasoning on this, Walker, but sometimes you leave me in the dust.

Why would anyone be crazy enough to bomb a Ranger office unless they were getting

ready to make their move?

And exactly what kind of move are you talking about?

It's all in the information that Trippett put together.

There's an armored car delivery to... To four Fort Worth banks, and he's

intrigued. No, he's fixated by the fact that they're all located in a four-block

radius, Captain.

That's why the blind man cased them. He thinks they're not gonna do one, they're

gonna do all four.

This isn't a Normandy invasion, Walker, to take an army to knock over four banks

at one time.

No, two teams leapfrogging it.

Well, I say it's impossible.

If you look at that printout, you'll find that the biggest single delivery

tomorrow is to Southern Star, across town.

That's their target. I don't agree.

You don't have to, Walker. The fact that they've started blowing up state

property does not sit well with the governor.

She suffers from the old-fashioned belief that we're responsible for

maintaining law and order. Even as we speak, she's heating hot coals to pour

over this entire department.

Look. All I'm saying is that maybe you're too close to this one to be

objective. With what happened to Mobley, it's understandable you'd take this kind

of personal.

You're right about that, Captain.

I do take it personal.

Can you tell me why I

shouldn't kill all three of you right here where you're standing?

Especially you, J.J.

You're supposed to have experience.

Brains.

Why wasn't Walker killed?

I don't know.

There was enough C4 in that ashtray to kill him 20 times.

Hey, look, maybe it'll work to our advantage. You know, confuse him

somehow. Your reasons stink, along with your reasoning.

But I'm in a time bind, and I'm running out of options.

What are you standing around for? Get your teams together.

Start setting up.

Come on!

Morning, Mobley.

My friend, go with the spirit of the owl.

He will see all things for you.

Go with the spirit of the hawk.

He will protect you on your final journey.

Go with the spirit of the eagle he will soar you to your father your

father awaits you

Payback

time

I'm going to put you behind this desk.

Is he under orders to shoot?

No, just to protect your customers and personnel.

Okay, stay alert.

Hey, Walker, you got any activity on your side of town?

Nothing. But the banks admit maximum cash flow between 10 and 11.

Yeah, well, if you're right, we don't have long to wait.

Explain something to me, Trivet.

As long as it only requires basic English, pal.

How'd you play professional football wearing eyeglasses?

You ever hear of contact lenses?

That's the question.

Why aren't you using them now?

Because women say glasses enhance the shape of my face.

Not today.

Sign here, please.

Thanks.

That's gross. Who sent you that thing?

I don't know. There isn't any note.

Howdy.

C.D., what the heck are you doing here?

Mobley was my friend, too, Cordell.

Besides, that's my bank over there.

You can't stop me from making a deposit.

C.D.

Is everybody in position?

Not primitive.

Stand by. We're counting down.

Margaret, cover for me. I'm going across the street for a minute.

It's going down. It's here, like I told you. I need every unit at the Southern

Star Bank. Now!

It became dark, black like the spider.

It was only noon and the sun was gone.

Be careful, nephew.

Move it! Move it!

See if you can beat the death of me yet. I'll see you bleeding.

I didn't get that shaven.

Is it bad?

No, no.

Put this around it.

Shut

Who the hell are you anyway?

C.D. Parker.

Texas Ranger.

Retired.

Well, semi-retired.

Halt! Texas Ranger!

You're under arrest!

Spider that lives on his hand.

It's black It could kill

Texas Ranger Here

take this I

like this pair

Dog that was great work son

I wish Cordell could have seen that.

Why disillusion him?

You're Walker, huh?

Good guess.

They tell me you're the best.

Oh, yeah?

What do you think?

Having fun yet?

This is for Mobley.

Do you know anything about this clown stuff trivet?

Yeah, I understand what the big deal is All you got to do is a little dance and

jump in that barrel and watch the carnage This

is

definitely not a recreational sport

This boy here, he'll kick hard and he'll kick high.

He belly rolls and he's got a lot of drop.

It's horrible.

He's a bad one, all right.

He's called the Terminator.

The thing with him is you don't know what he's going to do.

Very unpredictable bull.

And when you go off of him, you've got to be really careful because he'll put a

horn right through you.

Okay, good people, here's what you've been waiting for.

Listen to them. You're a celebrity.

Hey, we're down.

Better do good out there. We've got your whole fan club watching.

Okay, folks, if you've got a weak heart, you better go on home.

With the next man out of the chute, Cordell Walker, riding 2,000 pounds of

death and destruction, the ever-fearsome Hermanator!

I should have known.

I don't have to blow a gasket.

How do you think we got all these people and made all that money?

If I live through this CD, you're a dead man.

Thank you, Big Bob.

Well, folks, this is the time of the evening.

The event you've all been waiting for.

Cordell Walker, riding a Terminator. For you, that's right, for the children's

belief.

Cordell Walker.

Loosen it up.

Okay, boys.

needed eight seconds hey does that mean he's gonna charge shut

up and run tibet hey you got my name right