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Welcome to the show. Still taking place in this blank void. It's actually the

place all your AirPods go when you lose them.

I bet you thought that this was rattling around your car's floor mats.

Nope, it's mine now. Into the pile you go.

Look, it's been a busy week from Republicans trying to oust Liz Cheney

from House leadership to California gearing up for the recall election of

Governor Gavin Newsom. Multiple candidates have already filed to run

against him, one of whom released this ad.

This beauty has proven he can't do it. This beast can.

This time.

Make the right choice for California and your family.

Recall the beauty and elect the nicest, smartest beast you've ever met.

John Cox.

Now, all of that is completely idiotic, but I'm gonna choose to focus on the

fact that he seems to think the problem in Beauty and the Beast was about

choosing between the two, when everyone knows that the problem was, how are

these two fucking? We know it's happening.

We know it's great, and we know it's weird, but how exactly does it work?

Do they take special precautions around the flames to avoid burning, or is the

burning part of it? Same question, but about the feather duster and sneezing.

Is the sneezing part of it?

I hope the sneezing is part of it. Now, that guy really committed to the bear

metaphor, even bringing one to a campaign event, only to complain the

next day that the coverage yesterday was all about the bear. And yeah, no shit it

was. You brought a literal dancing bear, the universal metaphor for distracting

gimmick people pay attention to instead of whatever the fuck you're talking

about. Now, meanwhile, the week saw the latest attempts to undermine the

democratic process with Texas and Florida continuing the trend of

Republicans enacting new voting restrictions.

Florida's Governor Ron DeSantis, a man with a vibe that screams, we'll flirt

with your teenage friends, signed a bill live on Fox and Friends for some reason

that targets ballot drop boxes and voting by mail. Meanwhile, in Texas,

their new voter suppression bill initially featured a line about the

importance of protecting the purity of the ballot box.

leading to this awkward exchange with one of its sponsors.

following the Civil War.

Did you know that?

No, that's... I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, I bet you are. Although, I'm guessing you're less sorry to hear the

historical connotations of that phrase and more sorry to hear that publicly,

especially in front of all those fucking cameras.

But perhaps the stupidest election-related story is currently

taking place in Arizona, where Republicans have been trying to

relitigate the presidential election by recounting all the ballots in the

state's most populous county.

This is yet another tally of the nearly 2.1 million ballots in Maricopa County.

But this so-called audit is unlike any other.

These are ballot counters heading into a shift. Have you ever done election

counting before?

No, but there's nothing to it. It's pretty obvious.

That's not reassuring.

Normally, when a guy in those sunglasses says, there's nothing to it, it's pretty

obvious. He's just seconds away from reversing his brand new ATV through the

front window of a Fuddruckers. And for the record, this recount is a total

joke. The audit company in charge, Cyber Ninjas, is owned by an advocate of the

Stop the Steal movement.

And obvious bias aside, the process alone seems pretty slipshod.

Arizona's Secretary of State has expressed alarm over accounts of ballots

being left unattended and...

of untrained workers using different rules to count ballots, all of which the

audit's official Twitter account disputed as baseless claimees, which

doesn't exactly fill you with confidence about their attention to detailees.

And it is genuinely insane to swoop into a county that, remember, has already

done multiple audits of its election count finding no evidence of fraud with

the attitude of, okay, but what if we do it shitty this time?

And it gets even worse when you consider the Secretary of State is now receiving

death threats. And all of this is so that they can chase down crazy

conspiracy theories like this one.

There's accusations that 40,000 ballots were flown in. To Arizona?

To Arizona.

And it was stuffed into the box, okay?

And it came from the southeast part of the world, Asia, okay?

And, uh, and what they're doing...

is to find out if there's bamboo in the paper. Why do you check for bamboo?

Because they use bamboo in their paper processing.

Who's they?

People in Southeast Asia. Wow.

Southeast Asians attempted to sway the 2020 election in Arizona via bamboo

ballots. Sounds like something your drunkest uncle would say before passing

out at his niece's sixth birthday party.

And look, that is obviously nonsense, and in fairness to that man, he doesn't

believe any of it. He runs a nonprofit focused on election fairness and is

volunteering, hoping that this process manages to disprove many of these crazy

theories, which is a nice idea.

The problem is, though... the people behind this recount aren't going to be

convinced unless the results swing their way. We know this is true because,

again, there have already been multiple audits conducted in Maricopa County, and

they weren't convinced by the results.

And the thing is, Arizona is playing a dangerous game here, and things are

probably only going to get more volatile. Put it this way.

Arizona's recount is kind of like that guy bringing a bear to his event in that

it's chaotic, it's pathetically desperate, and we'll all be lucky if

nobody gets seriously hurt. And now, this.

And now, happy Mother's Day from the disappointing men of local news.

I got a lot of moms, related moms in my family. My wife is a mom.

My mom-mom.

Your mom-mom. My mom-mom. My step-mom and my mother-in-law.

Wow. Yeah, I got four people that I disappoint.

She had kind of hinted that you should know what to get her for this Mother's

Day. Did you figure that out? No, I didn't.

Actually, I did suggest something that I thought she wanted.

And then she told me, no, that would be a terrible idea.

Mother's Day is Sunday. Do not forget. High temperatures there are 54 degrees.

If you have any good ideas for my wife, let me know. Last year, I remember I got

my wife like a $40 bouquet for Mother's Day. It was beautiful.

This year, I'm buying for four moms.

$10 bouquets all around. Don't make the same mistake I made. Don't give her a

Wonder Paw for Mother's Day.

Nathan, you got your Mother's Day gift ready for Mom and your wife?

Yeah.

Moving on, our main story tonight concerns hair, specifically black hair.

the subject that gave us the single greatest Real Housewives entrance of all

time, when Kenya Moore crashed Marlo Hampton's wig launch with a marching

band to promote her own line of hair products, and Portia Williams reacted

like this.

Even if I did agree with Kenya in the fact that people's edges matter, they

don't matter today, bitch.

You are wrong. This is absolutely insane, okay?

So today, I don't agree. But tomorrow, yes, my edges matter, and I'll be using

the product.

You know what?

As per usual, Portia is right about a number of things there. Kenya is wrong.

Edges do matter.

And I, like Portia, will also be using the product tomorrow.

Monday is my wash day.

And look, I realize I'm not the ideal person to talk about black hair. I look

like I still go to an old-timey barber named Valentino and ask for the tidy

Liza Minnelli. And I also know that the danger is when a white guy on TV starts

confidently talking about black hair, even with the best of intentions, it can

end something like this.

I didn't want the little tea light to overheat, and then all of a sudden,

we've got breaking news here at the channel. I told you, if the sprinkler

systems come on, I'm done for the day. Yeah.

That is not... Sitting up here looking like a mop.

Yeah, you don't want sprinkler system and a beautiful weave, because they do

not go together. Oh!

Wow, you're beautiful.

You said it was a weave, right? It's not a weave.

Wow.

That is the exact right reaction to announcing your black co-worker's hair

is a weave live on air. Getting up from your desk and just running away. Running

forever, running until your life fades behind you and your feet touch the

ocean. Now, you should know, those two co-workers seem to have gotten over that

incident, putting out a video titled, Blaine and Layla Discuss Hair Weave A

Rebuttal, where Blaine says he's learned the difference between quick weaves,

lace fronts, and sew-ins because of their friendship.

But the fact is, on the whole...

white people don't really understand a lot about black hair. And by the way, if

your first reaction to that was, hey, not all white people, maybe look inside

yourself and figure out why that is your response to things. But importantly,

that lack of understanding and lack of interest in understanding can have real

consequences from the personal to the professional, as you probably know,

either from experience or from seeing stories like this.

Chastity Jones was tangled in a nearly 10-year legal battle after she says an

employer took back a job offer at an Alabama call center because she refused

to cut her hair.

She said, are those dreadlocks in your hair?

And I just looked at her and I was like, these?

And she said, yes.

I said, yes, they are.

She said, um...

Well, we can accept that here.

Can you imagine turning someone away who wants to work at a call center?

The universe's most thankless job.

A place where you answer the phone and immediately there's an angry woman

screaming at you because some of the broccolini in her Hello Fresh kit didn't

smell right, and now she wants to speak to Mr.

Fresh. If you have someone who wants to do that job, let them. What's on their

head has nothing to do with it. They could show up to work in a wig made of

living ferrets, and they deserve not only that position, but double whatever

you're paying them.

The point is, black hair and hairstyles are frequently yet another pretext for

discrimination. So tonight, let's talk about it. And let's start by

understanding why black hair is so important.

For centuries, black people in Africa innovated ways to protect and prolong

the health of their hair. And that practice has continued and evolved into

beautiful and distinct hairstyles with a deep connection to culture and heritage.

And for as long as that has happened...

White people have been unable to handle it. One of the first things slave

traders would do was shave the heads of enslaved people, which erased their

cultural identity.

And black hair has historically been described in dehumanizing fashion with

racial typologist Charles Hamilton Smith describing his hierarchy of three main

types of people, the bearded Caucasian type, the beardless Mongolic type, and

the... the woolly-haired tropical type.

And the only time woolly-haired tropical is an acceptable term to use is if

you're talking about Madagascar's Wooly Lemur, a tropical little sweetie who

always looks like he just accidentally replied all.

Other than that, it's off-limits.

Now, by the late 19th century, beauty companies were advertising products like

skin lighteners and hair straighteners, reinforcing the idea that black hair was

dirty and unkempt, and the closer your appearance was to whiteness, the better,

like in this ad from 1900 from Magnetic Comb that promised to destroy the hair

germs on your head and take you from a curly-haired black person to a straight

-haired white one. And the desire to make black hair smoother and straighter

was so strong, just listen to the sheer delight this British newsreel... in

showing you the process.

Oh, no!

Hearing that beauty standard reinforced in that particular voice is definitely a

sign that something has gone terribly wrong.

And I know, for some viewers, passing a hot metal comb through the hair to

straighten it might look like a curio from the distant past, but I guarantee

some of you were just transported back to being eight years old, sitting on a

high stool in the kitchen at 6 a.m. on school picture day, holding your ears

down while your mom or grandma gets the hot comb uncomfortably close to your

scalp. For some, the smell of burning hair is a sign that something's wrong,

but for others, it brings back memories.

By the 1960s and 70s, though, the embrace of black hair's natural texture

and culturally significant styles had become a radical act of self-acceptance

and political power.

Who taught you to hate the texture of your hair?

Who taught you to hate the color of your skin to such extent that you bleach to

get like the white man?

Uh, white people.

The answer is white people. That question answers itself, just like the

answer to the questions, who lets their dogs kiss them in the mouth, who wants

to pick apples for fun, and who's coming to dinner on Ina Garten's show. The

answer is white people.

But despite the natural hair movement... white people's discomfort and ignorance

around black hair has very much remained.

One study found black women were 80% more likely to agree with the statement,

I have to change my hair from its natural state to fit in at the office.

And another found that black women with natural hairstyles were perceived to be

less professional, less competent, and less likely to be recommended for a job

interview. The point is, the way your hair is perceived, and therefore, the

way you are perceived, can manifest in all sorts of ways.

I know the anxiety.

that people have after getting their hair done, and, like, okay, what's gonna

happen when I go to work? Are they gonna say anything?

You know, it's a big thing in the workplace.

A lot of people don't want to draw attention to their style, so they try to

do the norm.

A lot of the time, I would always get people just, like, saying how, like,

soft my hair is and everything, and, like, wanting to touch it. That's, like,

always a big thing. And, like, adults doing that, too. And grown women, like,

can I touch it?

You know you don't touch no black women here. No, you already know that.

I feel like you're in a zoo.

Look. You obviously shouldn't be made to feel like you're in a zoo ever for any

reason. Also, and this is clearly not the point, but if you are touching

animals at the zoo, you're doing the zoo wrong.

Don't be stressing out the otters by shouting unwanted questions and trying

to sneak your hands into the cages to cop a feel. Yes, the bald eagle's

feathers are laid, but don't shout, yes, queen, and try to pet her. Unlike your

co-workers, the eagle will snap your fucking fingers off and you will have it

coming. Unfortunately, though, white people's biases and ignorance are often

just laying in wait for the right moment to strike.

Jonathan Sutherland is a Penn State football captain and a Dean's List

student. But what people are talking about tonight is his hair.

That's thanks to this letter. The author is a proclaimed alumnus from decades ago

named David Peterson. He calls Sutherland's hair awful, stating his

locks are disgusting and are certainly not attractive.

He also writes, we would welcome the reappearance of dress codes for

athletes. Everything about that is upsetting, from the racist attitude to

the hurtful language to the fact that he chose to express moral outrage over

something in college football. But it's not that the NCAA makes millions off

student athletes. Instead, it's, I can see your hair outside your helmet.

Now, that man later explained that he only wrote the letter because,

You think of Penn State as... is just not a sentence that ends well under any

circumstances, especially when you realize that man actually got a degree

from Penn State in 1966, the same year as Jerry Sandusky, who somehow, despite

his short hair, turned out to be a heinous sex criminal. I know it sounds

ridiculous, but it's almost like the haircut doesn't fucking matter.

And it starts way before college.

You may remember the terrible case of high school wrestler Andrew Johnson, who

was basically forced to cut his locks off or forfeit an important wrestling

match by a referee.

That case made national news, but there are hundreds of others that don't. From

the school in Kentucky that once banned, and I quote, dreadlocks and corn rolls,

to twin sisters in Massachusetts that received hours of detention because of

their braided hair, to this daycare in suburban Chicago.

Mom may like the smell, but according to this note Tiona Norris posted on her

Facebook page, Amaya's teacher didn't like it, basically saying... Your child

stinks. Don't put the coconut oil in her hair. The kids were teasing her.

Norris says Amaya was the only black child in her preschool class at the

Raggedy Ann Learning Center in Elmhurst.

I was just hurt for my child.

Especially after Nora says she met with the teacher and school administrator and

learned the children in the class never complained.

It was just a teacher who didn't like the smell.

We called the school and left several messages. We visited and got this.

Hi, I'm Dorothy Tucker from Channel 10 News. Goodbye.

Wow. That feels like a perfectly staged five-second play encapsulating the

history of race relations in America.

A black person trying to discuss racial inequality with a white person who then

immediately says, goodbye.

So, black people from an early age are often told that their hair is

unattractive and needs to be corrected.

And that is already just a lot before you even start getting into all the ways

that society makes it difficult to navigate the world because of your hair.

Even just buying hair products can be an unnecessary challenge with black hair

products routinely locked in a case where someone has to come with a key to

get it for you or maybe even walk it to the register in the same aisle where

products for white people that cost just as much or more sitting out on the

shelves. And the explanation for this is never great.

So I went and found the manager, and I said, I'm waiting for the key for

shampoo and, um, conditioner.

I said, but let me ask you, why are the black hair products locked up and not

the white hair products? He said, um, um, and another associate said, well,

people have been stealing.

Yeah. Now, that Walmart claims that it was based on data of theft in the store,

but when a town council member asked to see that data, the store instructed her

to call 1-800-WARMART. And just out of interest, on a touch tone phone, which

button do you press to hear the bullshit data used to justify locking up $4 Eco

Styler gel? Is that like number seven, or do you have to ask for an associate

first?

So, it is already hard enough to get products to do your hair at home, but

finding a qualified stylist can be even harder. The cosmetology industry mostly

revolves around and trains for caring for straight, non-textured hair, so

there is no guarantee that a stylist in your area can work with black hair.

Just watch one TikToker call 23 salons in their hometown and get nothing but

responses like these.

I was wondering if you guys worked with African-American hair, specifically 4C

type?

We do not. None of the girls do here. No.

We don't really have a lot of experience.

So I would say that you're probably better to keep looking around.

I was wondering if you guys were able to work with African American hair

specifically for C-type?

Oh, hold on just a moment. Let me ask.

Is anybody familiar with African American hair?

Not very much. Yeah, that's not great.

But I do love that that receptionist is asking the entire staff like she just

got called as a phone-a-friend on who wants to be a millionaire.

Hey, Donna, it's the $25,000 question.

Can you do a silk press and bump those ends?

Final answer, she can't.

And this isn't just a problem in salons. Even in Hollywood, stylists who are both

familiar with black hair and who are in the stylist union are rare. And actors

definitely know when their production has failed to hire one.

I was on this show. They made me a series regular. I was hella pumped.

Walked in the hair and makeup trailer first time. Oh, shit, I'm about to,

like, get paid. Let me see.

Homegirl, this white lady, she tapped my head.

Yeah. Not lying, she tapped it, sprayed some water, didn't brush, didn't comb,

and left.

And I was like, oh, wild.

Now, I actually recommend going back and watching each actor in that clip as he

tells that story, because you really get the sense that every one of them

identifies with what he's saying there. And it's not ideal that for a lot of

hair stylists, their strategy to deal with black clients is the same that you

would use to get your cat off the kitchen counter.

Give them a little spritz, and then give them a pat on the head so they know

you're not mad.

And when you consider all of the obstacles that get placed in the path of

black people, it's understandably pretty hard to take when white people wear the

exact same hairstyles that they get judgment for. From Bo Derek, famously

wearing braids in the movie 10, to Adele and Miley Cyrus trying on black

hairstyles for fun, to this Conde Garcon fashion show at which the models wore

lace front cornrow wigs, which were awful in every possible way. I mean,

just look at that thing.

There is enough room between each braid to land a fucking plane. And you don't

even have to look closely to see the model's dark hair through the lace. Come

on. You put a wig cap on first, then you put the wig on. You grab your gotta-be

spray or wig glue, you melt that lace, and you lay those edges down so well

they fall asleep.

There are only two situations where that appalling level of wig application is

acceptable. Either you're in the middle of hosting an episode of SNL, or you're

posing as a British nanny to stay close to your children after your divorce.

That is it.

And the thing is, white people appropriating black hairstyles isn't

just infuriating, it can directly make it harder for black people to fight

discrimination concerning their hair. There was a court case in 1981, a

discrimination suit.

filed by a Black woman named Renee Rogers.

She'd worked for American Airlines, and she wore her hair in cornrows. Her legal

argument was that her hairstyle was a part of her cultural heritage.

The judge ruled against her in federal court because he said she got her hair

done soon after the movie 10 came out. And therefore, there was no legal basis

for saying it was cultural heritage because she was doing something that

essentially was imitating how Bo Derek styled her hair. Yeah, it's true.

Among the reasons he dismissed her case, the judge suggested that a black person

wearing a traditionally black hairstyle was just copying a white celebrity who

stole it from black people, which is just ridiculous.

Hairstyles have cultural roots.

They don't just come out of nowhere to sweep the nation with the sole

exception, of course, of the Rachel, which wasn't appropriated from any

culture. It simply sprang forth fully formed from the concept known as the

90s. And I wish I could say that that is a thing of the past, but you know it

isn't. Chastity Jones, the woman you saw earlier, spent years appealing her case,

only to lose, in part, because judges interpreted civil rights law to protect

against discrimination based only on immutable or unchangeable

characteristics associated with race, like skin color. So for decades, courts

have found that hairstyles, even though they are deeply tied to racial identity,

are not covered.

And all of that means that a younger generation can still end up having to

deal with this shit.

19-year-old Destiny Tompkins has worked at this Banana Republic store at the

Westchester Mall in White Plains for just about a month. She was called into

a meeting with her manager on Wednesday, caught completely off guard by what

happened next.

He was like, yeah, so the district manager came in. She pointed out

something about your hair.

And I'm like, okay, so what's wrong with my hair?

He said, it's a little too urban and unkempt for our look and for our image.

We were just wondering, like, if you could just take them out.

Okay. Putting aside the use of the word urban there, a level of tone deafness on

par with naming your store Banana Republic, just take them out?

Those are words from someone who has zero idea of what it took to put them in

in the first place. That is coming from a man who, I'm guessing, has never spent

seven hours in a salon chair with an iPad full of movies and a backpack full

of snacks.

Now, you should know... The store called that unacceptable, and the manager was

fired. But the problem is, since professionalism gets defined by white

standards and expectations, black hair is more likely to crash into those

expectations. So, what can we do? Well... For some of the smaller issues

you've seen tonight, there have been changes.

Some chain stores, including Walmart, have announced that they will no longer

be locking up black hair products, which feels like the least that they can do,

but it is a start.

A bigger change will be to pass laws like Crown Act, or creating a respectful

and open world for natural hair.

Versions have already become law in these 11 states. And while the language

varies, generally, they expand the definition of race in anti

-discrimination laws to include traits historically associated with race...

like protective hairstyles, such as braids, locks, and twists.

Unfortunately, Crown Act bills have repeatedly met with Republican

opposition. In Utah, in one recent Zoom hearing on their bill, State Senator

Derren Owens, who voted against it, made a point of first addressing the bill's

advocates like this.

Let me make a comment.

You people are beautiful.

I... And I don't normally do this, but I'm gonna show you. In a... I was in a

store the other day.

And you won't be able to see this picture, but this gentleman in front of

me, a black man, had two young children, and they were just having fun up and

down the aisle. And I don't normally take pictures of children, but they were

adorable, two black children, because they're just the cutest kids in the

world. One has cornrows and one of them dreadlocks. I wish you could see that.

What are you doing, you exceptionally weird man?

Just to recap, he started off there by telling a group of black women... you

people are beautiful, then proceeded to say, I don't normally take pictures of

children, but, a perfectly acceptable sentence until the but part, then

launched into a story about how he keeps photos of strangers' children on his

phone, all of which evokes a response perhaps best summed up by this

expression, which I'd argue is an absolute masterclass in how to say, the

fuck, using only your eyebrows.

And if you are wondering how he got from that to voting against the bill... His

argument was that he felt existing laws were sufficient and that it almost looks

like we're trying to do something that doesn't exist.

But this discrimination isn't something that doesn't exist.

It's something that doesn't exist for white men who've never had to think

about it before.

The consequences of hair-based discrimination are very real.

Just listen to Connecticut State Senator Gary Winfield make the case for his

state's Crown Act in the run-up to it passing into law by talking about his

three-year-old daughter.

right now she runs through life with all of the energy that she has with all

of the beauty that she has with her hair natural that's who she is it's not

just what sits on top of her head it is who she is but i want her to be able to

participate in this world fully

And so even if she runs through this world with her natural hair, there will

be a discussion about what it is to run through this world with her natural

hair.

And what she will have to learn, whether she makes the choice to run through this

world with her natural hair or not, is that a part of her

is not acceptable.

That's awful.

It's infuriating that black children have to add hair discrimination to the

long list of things that they're already forced to think about, like the threat

of police violence, the danger of harassment by racist white people, and

of course, the very real risk of getting photographed by Utah State Senator

Derren Owens in a fucking checkout line.

That man's daughter and all black people should clearly be able to make choices

about their hair based on what they feel like doing with it, rather than, will

this get me harassed or fired? If you want to have natural hair, great. You

want to straighten your hair, great.

Whatever you like.

The point is, black hair shouldn't be viewed, corralled, or judged by white

people's comfort because it doesn't belong to white people, it doesn't

affect white people, and white people really don't need to have an opinion on

it. And our laws should reflect that.

And I know that there may be limits to what Crown Acts can accomplish.

Even if one passes at the federal level, there could be cases where a white judge

is asked to decide whether a specific hairstyle is associated with race and

completely fucks it up. But they are a start.

And look, if you're not a black person, it's probably easier to hear these

stories and think, well, it's just hair.

But the thing is, it's not. It's not at all.

Black people aren't getting hired or are getting fired. Black students are being

teased, taunted, and removed from school all because of their hair.

And Crown Act laws could make a real difference there.

And while social stigma and unrealistic beauty standards aren't going to go away

overnight, there are a few things that white viewers, in particular, might want

to keep in mind going forward. And to that end, if you are one, there's a

message that you should probably hear.

Hi, white people.

I'm Uzo Aduba. I'm Craig Robinson.

Hi, white people. I'm Leslie Jones.

What's up, black people?

Brothers and sisters, you good?

Your mama good?

All right. Listen, I got to talk to these white people for a second.

I'll see you at the meeting.

All right.

Look, white people, I know you have lots of questions.

Like, maybe too many questions.

Like, how often do you have to wash black hair?

What is a silk press?

What does a do-rag do?

Well, the good news is we're about to fill you in. We're about to give you the

answer to all your questions about black hair. You ready for it? You ready for

it? You ready for it? Okay, here it is.

Google it.

Google it.

Fucking Google it. Fucking Google it. I mean, it doesn't have to be Google.

It can be fucking Bing.

YouTube, Wikipedia. I don't give a shit. The information is out there. And once

you get the information, you can appreciate all the beauty and hard work

it takes to keeping my hair laid and looking good, okay?

And if you're not interested in Googling it, there is another option.

Fuck off.

Leave us the fuck alone.

Fucking off is always an option.

And look, white people, don't tell me you can't figure this out on your own.

You figured out sellers of Catan. You figured out sourdough bread last year. I

think you can Google the word weave.

You can learn what the fuck a box braid is, bitch.

Okay, I think that just about covers it. Basically, just Google it. Don't touch

it. And there's one more thing.

Don't spray my hair with water and tap my head.

I'm not a cat.

Bye.

Goddamn white people.

That's our show. Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next week. Good

night.