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Oh shit, Isabella?

Hey!

How are you?

Hey, good, how are you?

Here, I was going to take that.

Thank you. This is my client, Joey.

Oh, nice to meet you. Joey, nice to meet you, man. Hi, good to meet you.

So you just came to show him around?

Yeah, he wanted to come to my inn, so it's a perfect house for it. Yeah,

perfect. Joey, we have some snacks and refreshments over there if you want to

get. Oh my god, I'm starving.

Okay,

cool. I guess he's hungry.

Great client.

So you just came to show them the house and that's it?

I mean, yeah, basically.

Are you doing anything after?

No, why?

Maybe we can figure out something to do, like hang out and chill, I don't know.

Okay, I mean, I guess I'm not really doing anything after, so.

Okay, perfect, then I'll make sure to catch up with you later and plan

something out, huh? Sounds good, yeah. Awesome, see you soon.

Cool, there you go.

So,

finding the house okay?

Yeah, I actually like everything, especially the pool.

It's so nice.

I mean, you look nice too. You look really great in this house. Thank you, I

appreciate it. I like the shirt.

Thank you. I appreciate it as well. You look amazing.

Well, thank you. Have you seen the rooms around?

Oh, yeah, of course.

Was there anything you'd like me to show you at all? Like, do you have a plan for

what you want to do?

Yeah, I actually wanted to put some bodies on the wall, probably a coffin on

the floor, maybe some ropes and stuff.

Ropes? Like, kind of like dungeon?

Yeah, kind of that vibe, you know.

Okay. I mean, have you seen all the bedrooms?

Yeah, actually.

Even the spare one that would make a really great dungeon?

I actually have. I'm impressed.

I like it.

You want to maybe disappear into that room for a little bit?

I don't know. Maybe. Should I? I mean, we can film some content.

What kind of content?

Well, you said you're into, like, BDSM, right? That would figure something out.

I don't know.

I don't know about that.

I mean, I can lock the door. No one would come in.

I don't think so.

No, come on. Like, content would be fun.

Nah, I don't think so.

Sure? I'm sure.

Okay, I mean... If you change your mind, let me know.

Alright.

Alright.

I guess we keep moving.

Y'all doing good over here? Any questions?

No questions, thank you.

Awesome.

More flyers down.

Sir, are you good? Do you have any questions?

No, just welcome. Thank you. Awesome. Let me know if you have anything.

Two flyers, you got napkins, you got some cute flowers out, snacks, drinks.

That can be set up perfectly.

Oh, hello.

Hi,

how are you? Hola.

Hola.

¿Cómo estás?

Bien, gracias. Nice to meet you. Mi llamo Parker.

Yo me llamo Cathy.

Muy bonita.

Gracias. Yeah, of course.

Tu casa es muy linda.

I think you said the house is nice?

Yes. Yeah, okay. Thank you, yeah.

So let me know if there's anything you've got.

Any questions?

Hi,

sir. Hi,

good. How are you?

Parker, nice to meet you. Jeff.

Cool. Yeah, I have a couple of questions for you.

In that case, how much is the HOA for this house?

HOA is probably about like, holy fucking titties. Oh, wow.

What the fuck are you doing?

No, don't take the titties.

Okay.

Damn, those are really fucking nice too.

Hey,

Isabella.

Hi. I mean, nervous? Sorry about that.

So are you having fun showing your client around?

I mean, yeah, you know, just eating, but... I mean, you look good enough to

eat yourself.

Yeah, thank you. You don't look so bad yourself either.

Thank you. I mean, your outfit looks amazing.

Fucking hell.

Do you normally wear this kind of stuff to show houses off?

I mean, you gotta show something, right?

You're right.

Speaking of showing, do you got any panties on?

Do you want to see?

Of course I want to see. Is that even a question?

Holy fuck.

No, no, no. Let me see again. Come on. You can't be that quick.

Oh, fuck, man.

Hold on, man. Damn.

I'm going to see again.

I got to ask, though.

That top looks a little easy to pop off.

You think you can... You want to see some titties? Of course I want to.

God damn.

Oh, damn.

Okay. We definitely got to, like, we definitely got to, like, meet back up

here shortly.

Oh, my gosh, yes. That'd be so much fun. Yeah?

Okay. Well, I'll let you keep talking to your client, but I won't be able to get

you off my mind.

Holy shit

Hi,

excuse me

Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm Parker.

Nice to meet you. Hi, I'm Leah. Nice to meet you.

So are you looking at the house for yourself or a client?

No, it's actually for a client.

Oh, nice.

Do you have a business card?

Yeah, it's actually in the front. If you want to grab one, I left it at the front

table. Oh, yeah. Is your number on it?

Yeah, maybe.

Your personal number?

Yeah. Yeah, you can contact me right there. Oh, so I can call you whenever I

want?

Yeah, I guess. Yeah?

Okay.

I mean, right now I might be looking for you.

It just all depends.

Like, you think you're down to fuck?

I mean, like, you're down to, like, fuck around, you know?

No, I'm not here for that. I came here for a client.

Good luck. But I can still call your personal number, right?

Okay.

All right, I guess we'll just keep looking around.

You want to disappear to that bathroom real quick?

I don't know.

Come on, it'll be fun.

I guess we'll have to think about it. Oh, yeah? Okay.

Well, I'll hit you back up later.

Okay.

Hey guys, what's up?

Looking around the place? I can see you from the grills.

You're teasing me you wanna have some fun I do yeah

Like this titties yeah like those titties

god damn fucking perfect titties look at you

We all hard fucking teasing you all day. Yeah, it's so fun.

Oh you're enjoying it, huh?

You want to suck my dick? I do, yeah.

Yeah? Come here.

Oh my

god, it's so big.

I'm gonna come in here.

Oh, fuck.

Wow, cute little mouth.

Oh, girl.

Thank you.

Just like that. Fuck you.

Oh, wow.

Holy shit.

Try to put it on that side of your small mouth.

Holy shit.

So fucking beautiful.

Oh, there you go.

My mouth is so small.

You're doing a great job though, holy fuck.

You're good.

Didn't even have to ask.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, y'all take a look around. We're going to go in here.

Just take a look around.

Fuck.

You want to try riding it?

I'm tired.

attention to the fact that we're in here.

You know what I mean, huh?

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck, that feels good.

Oh, yes.

Face it the way you make sure no one comes.

My pussy's so

small.

Holy shit.

Oh fuck.

You should slap my ass again.

Yeah? You want me to?

Look at that.

Can't be too loud.

We're going to figure out what's going on here.

Oh, fuck.

So fucking wet, holy shit.

Oh yeah?

There we go. Oh, fuck.

There we

go. Just like that.

Nice and slow.

Nice and slow. Fuck.

Oh, fuck. Hold the line.

There we go.

Love the view.

Oh shit.

Sorry.

Let's go find another spot.

Oh fuck.

Shit.

Oh my god.

That was so hot.

Let's go find another spot.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

All right. Yeah.

oh my god oh

my god that feels so good

They're right there.

Almost.

Almost. Almost.

Oh, fuck.

Holy shit.

Did you just squirt?

Yeah.

Holy shit.

I didn't know you could do that.

Oh, fuck.

Whoa, I'm sorry.

How about that?

Let's go find another place.

Here you go.

Wait up, wait up.

That's very good.

I can do this.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Um...

Yeah?

Oh, with pleasure.

Keep going, keep going. There you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, shh.

Calm your mouth. Calm your mouth.

Stay quiet.

What's going on with you?

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God, yes.

Oh, my God, you're so good.

Oh, my God.

super big

It's a little cheaper than buying a new house.

Yes, it's better.

Too much, too much.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, I feel so fucking good.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

And if I saw this? Yeah. Yeah?

Let's go find somewhere else.

Oh, fuck.

I'm sucking her a little bit.

There you go.

Oh, fuck.

Are you ready?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, wow.

Well, I gotta get back to work.

Yeah, yeah, I'm right behind you.

I like it.

It's cool.

But I think we should check out some other ones.

Yeah, I'm starving.

Let's go.

Y'all have a great day. Great seeing you.

Did y'all like the house? Did everything look good?

Yeah, it was actually a weird time right now with my girlfriend.

So we were just trying to make all the paperwork look like we were going to

buy. Awesome, sounds great.

I'll make sure to contact y'all later this afternoon or tomorrow with all the

paperwork and we can get started on it.

Alright, sounds good. Awesome, thank y'all. Thank y'all for coming. Bye-bye.

Hey, what's up? I'm Lucas. Hey, I'm Gigi.

You're my two o'clock? I am.

All right, perfect.

Jay, Bo.

How you doing?

Nice to meet you, man. Nice to meet you, Bo.

All right, I'll be with you guys in a second.

She'll take care of you and all the paperwork you got. Thank you.

Can you get them set up real quick?

Sure.

Hi, how are you? I'm good.

So, she's in an appointment?

Yes, I am.

What's up, babe? How are you? So, what are we thinking of doing today?

I was thinking of maybe possibly doing something on my lower hip.

Okay. Possibly like an initial. Somewhere in like that area?

Yeah. Okay, cool. What?

Or maybe around like my ankle. One of the two ankles.

I'm not sure which one.

Or. Okay.

cool cool in between my breasts or on the side okay uh i mean like

oh my gosh did you just try touching my dick no i was i was gonna point out an

area to the side i'm sorry um i guess i should ask you out before we wait to oh

think about my tattoo okay thank you though yeah sure

what the i don't know i think she got a

little stage fright though What would you do?

Nothing.

She just wasn't really sure. She said she'd be back tomorrow, though.

All right, man.

Yeah, we got other walk-ins coming in. Don't worry, bro. All right, man.

There's some boxes in the back. Can you take care of them? Unload the ink. I got

you. Thanks, man.

Let me see. Let me see.

Fresh piercing. Wow.

You killed it. Thank you.

Yo, uh, you want to get out of here after?

No, I got stuff to do. You sure? Come on, I think we could discuss that raise.

I don't think so.

You sure?

Yeah. Why are you always trying?

I don't know.

There's something about, you know, like that work relationship.

It's kind of hot. It's forbidden fruit.

No, thank you. You're never going to get that.

I'm still going to try. You might as well stop trying.

No.

Why are you going to stop saying no?

All right. Don't ever stop saying no.

Who's next?

Gigi, I'm all ready for you, sweetheart.

All right, Gigi, what are we thinking of doing today?

You said you were kind of undecided on the phone. Yeah, I'm not really sure.

I was saying, like, something similar to this, if not this.

I got it in Colombia. I don't know if it's possible you get it, like, very

similar to this.

If not that, I will say this.

Just to match, you know, that's all.

Yeah, I mean, that stuff's cool. It just looks kind of basic. Sweetheart, let's

see what you kind of want.

Where were you thinking of getting it?

I don't know. Maybe like right here would be cute.

Okay. Maybe somewhere on my chest. On your chest. Okay, cool. Highlight the

chest area.

Totally. Yeah, for sure.

All right. Well, we've got a couple booklets if you want to look through

some of the designs.

Bro, unfortunately, it's a little crammed in here today. I'm going to have

to ask you to pop out.

What you mean, bro? I just got here. Brother, it's a little slammed in here.

It's a tiny little shop, unfortunately.

All right, babe.

I'm gonna go get a coffee. You want something? Yeah, will you grab me an

iced coffee?

All right, gotcha. We'll play.

Just to know it's cool.

Thanks, babe. I'll be back.

It's a helicopter boyfriend, huh?

Totally.

How long have you guys been dating?

Just a couple months now. Nothing too serious yet. Okay, not too serious yet.

All right, well, let me get cleaned up pop on some gloves and we can get

started Sorry

Hey

brother, I'm about to do a tattoo. I'll talk to you later.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm working right now. I'll talk to you later

All right, all right, later. Oh, okay.

Sorry about that, sweetheart.

My buddies forget that I run a very busy tattoo shop. You're okay.

Yeah, it's a little hot in here.

Definitely.

All right, so you have any tattoos?

Yeah. I just have one here.

Okay, let's see it.

Right here on my arm.

That's cute.

That's adorable.

Thanks. Nothing too crazy. All right. So just the one. Yeah, just the one.

Looking for another.

Yeah. All right. So where are we thinking?

I'm honestly not sure. Maybe like right here.

How big are we thinking?

Probably around the same size. Same size. Okay. Something cute.

not sure yet inner thigh so excuse me okay yeah that's fine so like how close

on the inner thigh are we talking um i don't know wherever you think looks good

you're the expert so okay um cool uh nothing up top you had mentioned maybe

possibly like somewhere here i don't know i was thinking about doing like

piercings okay like kitty piercings oh shit um yeah those

those would definitely pierce up nicely

um yeah please wow let me just make sure i can get

through that with a needle sorry part of the process got to get them nice and

firmed up see where the nip the needle would go through

a little spit on there

yeah

Sorry. Got a little carried away there. It's okay.

Forgot you have a boyfriend.

Wait, are you just going to keep those out?

I guess.

Yeah? I mean, if we're going to pierce them, might as well, right?

Oh, yeah. All right, so we think we've moved on to the piercing.

So, just the piercing there? Maybe not one, like, right about there?

I've never thought about doing that before.

That'd be kind of cool.

Like that?

Yeah, kind of fun being sneaky like that.

I like that. Yeah?

I ain't playing with yourself, man.

Check these out.

So.

Keep that clap nice and high.

That's just like that.

Keep up, get it nice and hard.

There.

Nice.

Okay,

come down on your knees.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't know where I want to go.

I don't know where

I

want to go.

That's what this was.

You like those big fucking balls?

You want me to put them both in your mouth?

Let's see if you don't believe me.

You

spit

on those fucking tits for me?

Yeah, spit on it.

Yeah, it's a drool all down in the middle of this place.

That's it.

And it's so fucking hot.

Yeah, bring those tits up there.

Smell them right there.

Just like that.

Nice and wide again.

I'm going to have to spit on those tits again.

Yeah, let's see. Getting right down in the middle of them. Doing nice and

fucking wet. My cock in between them again.

What if I fuck that little pussy next? Yeah, you ought to.

Spit in that fucking... spit that again. That's it.

And back.

Yeah.

Yes.

That's all.

That's all. You want to come on it?

Come on it.

That's all.

That's all. You want to be a good girl and come on the fucking couch?

That's all.

That's all.

That's all.

That's all.

That's all. That's all. That's all.

That's all.

That's all. That's all. That's all.

That's all.

It was a greedy little cheating slap.

I'm

not

doing a taste of fucking pussy off my cock.

What?

What? What? What?

That cocking your little pussy again?

Why don't you run over that?

Yeah,

it depends on how many hours, and then a lot of times, depending on the artist, a

lot of times it's like 15 hours.

It depends on who shares these.

Not right now, let's see, let's see

Yeah.

Yeah.

Can you

try

it?

I used to have it

Let's go to the back.

Climb on top.

Thank you.

um um

It's really good.

You want to get off and taste your pussy?

Come back on.

Oh, that's when you tip it. They go down or they go up?

Yeah.

That feels so good.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Don't make me come here.

I want to use those big-ass titties to come.

All right.

You hop off.

Let's get it nice and wet again.

That's it.

Suck on those balls.

Stick your tongue out. Hold it

out. Hold it out.

That's it. Get that fucking spit going.

Keep it out. Keep it out. Hold it out. Just keep it just like that. Watch your

mouth fill up with spit.

Watch. That's it. Just hold it. Just right there.

That's it.

That's it. That's it. There you go.

That's it. Spit all over those fucking tits.

That's it.

That's it.

Just keep spitting on them. Get them nice and fucking wet.

Put them up here.

Those titties up here.

That's it.

That's it.

You can stay longer if it hurts.

I'm going to come over my big toe.

Yeah, I'm going to tell you. I'm going to come once you sit back on your heels.

Just like that, just like that. Sit back, sit back, sit back.

Bring those toes right here.

That's some artwork.

Definitely.

Hold on.

What are you guys doing? Your boyfriend's up in the front waiting for

you. Oh, shit.

Let me grab you a paper towel.

Please.

Shit.

I was trying to get the coffee but unfortunately it was closed.

I've been looking around for a while.

You got your test results yet?

We're just getting started.

Yeah, it's going to be a little bit today, bro.

Sorry. We hit a bit of a snag. That's the case.

Brother,

she's already in the chair, cleaned up, ready to go.

We're about to start right now.

But yeah, tell them my name at that coffee shop. See what that does for you.

I'll see. What was your name again?

Lucas, brother.

All right.

We'll see you in about three hours.

See you later, man.

Damn, that was close.

Where the hell are we? Bro, I'm fucking lost right now.

I knew it. Why is he always getting lost?

I don't know, man. He always... He used to use the GPS.

Oh my gosh, dude. Throw him to that.

What's up, beautiful?

Hi, sweetie. How are you? I'm good.

Oh. Oh, yeah. I knew. I thought we passed it. Looks like we passed it.

Can we get there?

Are you excited about this party? Heck yeah.

I've been home all week.

I know. I've been calling you to hang out. And we just keep... I text you.

Why are you leaving me on read?

You know my parents, they're so religious.

So I had to, like, abide to them.

And to my schooling and studies.

I know, you and this whole college situation. Ever since you got into

college, it's a... Busy.

You know that.

I want to hang out with you more. Let's hang out at this party tonight.

Absolutely.

We are going to hang out as friends. I've told you this before.

Okay. We can't be more than friends.

No, you know that.

Why? I mean, I feel like we have such a good connection. We have a lot of things

in common. We're really sexy.

Yeah.

I'm just not into you. I'm sorry.

Okay. Is it fit? Is it fit? Yeah, we're pulling up right now. I hope you have

good luck tonight. We'll see how the night goes. How about that? Yeah, I hope

you have a good night tonight, honey. All right, we're here. Let's fucking go.

Yes. Just parking up, man. Just parking up. I can't wait.

Finally. Gosh.

Oh, yeah.

I see a sexy woman right now.

Thank you.

I hope I get lucky tonight.

Oh, shit.

I hope I do, too.

Let's do this. Let's go.

Are you guys ready? Yeah, let's do it.

Oh, man. Fuck yeah.

Can't wait to see Kelly.

Oh, my gosh.

It's so goddamn good. You're licking my ass.

I told you to stop.

I didn't. I wasn't.

Okay.

Party's there.

Finally, finally.

What's going on, Scott?

What up, my brother, what up?

Scott got lost.

What's up?

What's up, what's up? Oh, man, we finally made it. This guy was getting

lost all fucking night.

See you, man. See you, bro.

Hey Tony, what's up? What's up? How you doing? I'm doing great.

Good to see you. You always have such a pretty, pretty smile. Oh, thank you.

Your smile just like brightens the room.

Thank you.

You shut all the lights off and it's just like so beautiful.

Are you still seeing that guy?

No, right? You're single?

I am single.

Not a chance.

Between us, never. I'm so sorry.

Not to say sorry, though, but it's not going to happen.

We're great friends.

We can just keep it between us being friends. That

was a long time ago, but jeez, like, the personality's still there. Eighth grade.

That's your peak, huh?

All right, well, just think about it, because you never know, you know?

I'll keep it in the back of my head. Maybe a little bit later, me and you.

No.

I'm going to go.

Hey,

Tony. How you doing, baby? Good to see you.

So good to see you.

What you been up to?

Nothing. I mean, you know, maybe, you know?

I don't think so, Tommy.

I knew you were going to say no.

It's not going to happen. Not for us. None of your exes look anything like me.

You're just not, you know?

I'm a short king.

I'm a short king.

I'm a short king. I love the short king energy. It just doesn't do it for me,

Tony. I like to climb my trees, you know?

I hope you have a good night, darling. Yeah.

Are you playing the beer pong later? Oh, absolutely.

I'll catch you over there. All right. Maybe we'll team up.

I'm here for it. I know you're good.

Absolutely. I'm the best, of course.

How are you?

I'm great. Well, I'm okay.

I've been better.

You've been better?

Yeah. What are you up to tonight?

I mean,

I'm kind of finished. I was taking pictures, but you can come up and tell

me.

You always look at my page?

Yeah. You like my pictures?

I love your pictures.

Really?

like too many because i know it might come off like kind of creepy or whatever

so i don't really like too many but i always like every time i see a picture i

just go she's beautiful you're so fucking sweet thank you you have an

amazing body i love those fucking tears you want

to touch them Are you serious?

Yeah, sure.

I mean, I would love for you to touch film.

Really?

What?

Oh, my God. This night just got so much better.

I've been feeling lonely tonight, too.

Really? Yeah, I've been pretty lonely, actually.

Maybe we can have some fun tonight.

Are you fucking serious?

That's what they look like? Holy fuck.

You couldn't tell through the pictures?

The pictures are nothing.

They don't showcase them this well.

I mean, you never wear, like, any, like, see-through shirts, so I didn't know

your nipples were just like, oh, God.

It's better in person. It's fucking way better.

Oh, shit.

I know, I know.

Chris was just looking this way. I don't think he saw. I don't think he saw. You

don't think he saw? No.

Okay. We can't let them know.

Gotta be.

They're not involved.

You want to come with me?

I was just about to ask you.

Just get away from here.

I'm just showing her where the drinks are and stuff.

I'll be back soon.

Okay.

I mean, I saw you. Did you want to see me? Yeah,

I'd love to see you. Let me see it.

Oh, that's a big fucking car.

Can I maybe put my mouth on it?

You want to touch it?

Touch it?

You can do whatever you want to.

It's heavy.

I can't believe we're doing this at a party.

I've been wanting to touch your cough for a really long time.

Really? I was always so scared to hit on you because you're just so fucking

pretty.

You're so fucking hot.

You're so sweet.

Do you want to touch your teeth?

Yeah, go ahead.

This is amazing.

I'm grabbing your cock.

It's a big

cock.

I'm gonna make you feel real good tonight.

Are you?

Yeah.

Pinky promise.

Do you want to suck it?

Yeah,

can I?

I just didn't know if you wanted to... Here?

Yeah, that's about good. You know I'm a little freaky.

I like putting a cock in my mouth.

Let it breathe. Just stop. Your little face.

You know how happy this makes me.

You like when I shake my tits for you.

You love it, don't you?

You love how I make a little girl for you.

You like my big tits.

You love them, yeah?

I'm gonna fuck my turds.

You wanna fuck my big tit?

You wanna show it down my

throat again?

Huh?

Were you expecting this?

You like putting your cock in my pretty little mouth.

What?

So you're just gonna reconnect?

I'm trying to take it over because my music is just better.

No.

Hi. Hi.

Damn. Jesus.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Oh, my God.

My cute little pussy.

What the fuck?

That's crazy I got that.

Fuck!

What are you guys up to?

What?

What's going on over there?

Nothing, uh, we were just talking about, we were having a private conversation.

Got you, got you.

Yeah, sorry.

No, no, you're good. I'll see you guys soon. Take your time.

I'll meet you in the house. I'll meet you in the house.

It

was boring

to me.

Really? That's crazy.

Oh, hey.

Hey.

How you doing?

Yeah,

what's up, man? What's up?

I'm chilling, chilling, man. Everything good?

Yeah, great to see you, bro. You already know, man.

Yo, you already know we out here vibing and shit, man. You already know you're

going to get a drink or what?

Nah, just in case he gets too messed up, I'll drive home.

Hey, man, there's a lot of females out here. I hope you get one.

Shit.

Now I can really fuck. I was chatting.

Come on.

Get me undressed.

You better pluck this shit out of me.

Do you want to take my hand inside?

Sure, we can look inside.

Are you going to fuck me from behind again?

You're going to watch me tease myself.

You're going to stroke that cock for me.

Mr. Paco.

You cute little white pussy.

You look good too. Yeah.

Cock is so hard for me.

You love watching me play on my pussy, don't you?

such a freaky little slut.

Fuck yeah.

Hey Tony, you want a slice, man? Yeah!

You good? Are you okay?

Yeah, you sure you're not hungry?

You sure, brother? I'm making bed, I'm sure.

You guys have any mushrooms?

Enjoy,

enjoy. It's delicious.

I can slobber on this pizza. I swear I can slobber on it.

Whoever has a pizza, let me know.

I want to know.

Hey,

where's Tony and Joey?

What? What?

I don't think I hurt properly.

I can still ever on it.

I cannot wait to raise my god.

I'm gonna sit on it.

Oh my God.

Yes, for me, for me, for me. Oh my

God.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, you want to see me from the back?

I love it.

That's true. That's how you got me.

Get back on the spot. Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yeah, yeah.

Feel so good, yeah, yeah.

Oh my God, yeah, yeah.

That's so good.

That's so good.

Just like that, you can slow.

Fucking cop. Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Someone's in here.

I'm sorry. Just let me know when you're done.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh. I hope she doesn't tell anyone.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Can you come for me?

That's a good fucking way to start a party.

You're a freak, aren't you?

You're a freak. You're a freak. You're a freak.

Okay, we're both freaks. Okay, we're both freaks. And it was hot.

Yeah, it was hot.

I love public stuff.

That was really fun.

much. Do you actually want to go to the bathroom with me really quick? We can

touch up your makeup early.

Oh, is it messed up? Yeah, just a little bit. Oh, bitch.

Hey, Tony.

Oh, yeah.

Mission accomplished.

Yeah. Mission accomplished.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

I'm weak.

I'm dead.

Yeah. Good luck.

Like,

no matter how much pressure it is, you know?

It's fun.

Usually.

Yeah.

I'm the strongest man in the world.

Can't talk about me.

Oh! Like, now it's like... No,

he is not.

I need

this nice fragrance

Are you guys excited for the game?

Yeah, man.

We'll see what we're going to do.

What's up?

I'm so excited.

What's going on, guys? How you doing?

I'm so happy to be here. I'm so glad they put this event together.

Hey ladies, how's it going?

You excited for the game? Yeah, really excited.

Yeah, I can't wait.

Yeah, we'll be a high elf bard, you know? Super cute.

Definitely super cute.

And you? I'm going to be enjoying watching the game.

You're not playing?

Maybe next time.

Alright, well I hope you enjoy your time here. I will.

You should play.

Looking sick, guys.

Yeah, right?

The story's almost all together. We're going to be asking all the players to

start playing very soon.

And who are you guys? You're obviously a wizard, right? I'm the dark wizard of

Heldor, and we're going to defeat these demons through the power of Zosh.

Hell yeah.

Yeah, I'm the DM for tonight, so I'm going to make sure everybody has a fun

time. You know what I mean?

Let's do this.

Oh, shit. All right. Guys about ready?

And who are you supposed to be?

A very beautiful one.

And what's your name?

Lola.

That's a pretty name.

Are you excited to play?

Let me see the whole outfit spin around for me.

Wow, that is super cute.

You definitely killed the fairy

All righty, so we're going to begin after our last adventure.

Oh, hold on a second.

I'm missing somebody.

There's nobody there. No?

Who's supposed to be there? I don't know.

What are you saying?

We didn't have one there.

Oh.

Who is there?

All right.

They don't want to play.

Oh,

we got one more. Good.

Oh.

Perfect. Alrighty guys, so we're going to begin this game from where we left

off last time, where we were in a tavern.

We were told about the wicked wizard who's doing some summoning spells inside

the enchanted forest.

Alrighty, our adventure has now gone to the beginning of the forest at the

bridge, where we see a guard.

Now, we're not too sure if he's friendly. He kind of looks like he's

wearing armor.

What would you like to do?

Let's tempt the guard.

You'd like to tempt the guard? All right. Yeah, try to get past him.

So you'd like to tempt the guard? So go ahead, roll for initiative.

Oh, 10.

Yeah. Oh, 12. No, I'm kidding. No, no, no. All right, the guard gets very angry

with you trying to tempt him into a quarry.

So he decides to attack you.

Let's see. I'm going to roll for the bar.

Oh, that's a 19. Yeah, he definitely hits. All right.

Go ahead and roll for the amount of hit points.

Wait. What do you take?

I want to dodge the hit.

All right. You need to try to dodge the hit. All right. Let me see. Go ahead and

roll for that.

Another 10. All right. So you actually take double damage now. All right.

Roll for the damage you're taking.

Ooh, three, so that's a six then, all right? Yeah, four. So you're currently

in critical health right now, all right?

Would anybody in the party like to help our fair wizard here? Healing potion,

please, somebody, anybody.

Okay, I'll try it. You'll try it? Okay, go ahead. Okay,

I'm gonna try to roll to heal you. So I'm gonna do a healing potion, let's see

if that works out. Okay.

19, or 16, sorry, 16.

All right, so fighter go ahead what are you gonna do now?

Let's see how that works out for you 17 so you do

cowardice. You are running away from the group.

All right.

Let's see.

Barry, what are you going to do now?

I'm going to fight back. You're going to fight the guard.

All right. Go ahead. Roll for me.

Eight. Eight.

That's a failed attack.

All right. So the guard decides to attack you, and it's an 11. So it

doesn't hit for too bad. Let me go ahead and roll.

damage, alright?

So you're now down to seven hit points.

Alrighty, Mr.

Wizard over here, what would you like to do today? Who are we fighting? We're

fighting the guard.

This guy, he just hit me for so many hit points, I'm almost dead, but she healed

me. Yeah, I got it. I think I can take him. Alright. Alright, go ahead and roll

for me.

What is that?

An eight.

An eight. Alright, you do attack the guard. Let me go ahead and...

Roll for the hit points to guard.

And you do five hit points. He's at half HP now. Perfect.

Alrighty, Miss Elf.

What would you like to do now?

Attack.

Let's see. Roll for me.

A ten.

Alrighty, you also hit the guard. Let me roll for the hit points.

Four. Alright, he's at his last bit of health.

Mr. Wizard, what will you do?

I'm going to fireball him into oblivion. Alright, roll for me.

Four!

Alrighty, so you're about to get attacked right now. Let's see.

Four, you're currently, what is that?

Oh, you're almost there. You're at three HP right now. Oh, you're in critical

health.

This is not going good for you.

Alrighty, Mr.

Monk, what would you like to do now?

Yeah. Roll the d20 for me.

It's right there.

Yeah.

Six. Oh, no.

Six. You also take damage as well on this.

Go ahead and roll. Okay, there's only one. He misses his shot. You don't take

any critical damage, all right?

All right, we're going to go back to the fighter. You're now away from the group.

What are you doing over here away from the group?

You're going to keep running away?

Move yourself about six paces away in the direction you'd like to go.

Hey, who knows? Maybe he's trying to flank over around.

He's going to a different land.

I'm his bard. What are you going to do to this bard? He's at one HP.

Okay.

Since I am a high elf bard, I'm going to try to distract him.

Okay? I'm going to try to distract him with my magical tunes.

Let's see if they enchant him.

What is that?

19? 19!

Actually, you did so well that you actually charmed the guard. He is now an

ally to your team.

Yes! But he's still in critical condition, so if you guys want to heal

him or if you just want to leave him like that, you know, whatever you'd like

to do.

All righty, so you have now coerced the guard to actually join your team. He

actually tells you about what is going on in these lands.

So as of right now, there is actually an evil wizard, and that is Berthogor.

He's summoning an evil spirit to come and devour the land.

So adventurers, what would you like to do with this information?

I'm going to get across that bridge.

Yeah. All right, so the team would like to cross the bridge. All right, move

your pieces across the bridge.

Fighter, you did not hear any of this information, so you're still... You're

over there. You're over there.

I gotcha, I'm gonna do you guys a trick. I can help you guys get out of your

faces. Wait, hold on. This is a rickety bridge.

So, you're currently crossing the bridge.

Right now, you're not having any issues crossing the bridge, though.

There we go, we're across the bridge.

Alright, you see a big group of skeletons.

and wizards on the other side, but they don't notice you as of this moment.

Please roll for stealth everybody.

Everybody in the party roll for stealth except the fighter.

Thirteen.

Three.

Alrighty,

one of the skeletons notices the elf and the whole party.

Once she's crossing over, she accidentally knocked onto the bridge and

the entire bridge collapses behind her.

So now you guys are currently stranded on this little patch of land over here.

Surrounded by lava. And the skeletons are now closing in onto your location.

Nice. All righty. Thank God the fighter is not near the party right now.

All righty. So now you guys are currently surrounded.

Miss Bard. Actually, fighter, what would you like to do from over there?

Yes.

As he runs away, one of the skeletons actually notices him and shoots an

arrow. I'm going to roll five if it lands.

That is a pen, so it does actually hit him.

Hit the knee.

Let's see, and we're going to roll four damage. You're currently at six. You're

currently fighting a skeleton off on the side.

Miss Barr, what would you like to do now?

We're still trying to deter these, right? You said one of them noticed her,

correct? They noticed the entire group when she accidentally knocked over the

bridge. The whole bridge collapsed, you're right. Yes.

I'm going to try...

to see if my magical toons can calm these people down since it worked last

time. Let's go ahead and see if we can maybe gain an army, guys.

Wouldn't that be smart? Yeah? Gain an army?

Let's do that.

Thirteen. Thirteen.

So, as of right now, your toons do kind of like calm them down, but

only for you.

The rest of the party are actually enraged at least.

So, let's see.

Oh, what would you like to do now?

Can I teleport us to

the other side?

Yeah.

You can definitely do this. Let me roll for it. Go ahead, roll for me for the

success of this one.

No, no, no.

Oh,

no. Ooh, so you actually fail.

on the confrontation, and you actually teleport with the fighter. So you know

you're currently both fighting this skeleton.

Okay.

He's hurt, though.

Yes, he's currently... I'll fight the skeleton.

Perfect. Alright, Mr. Wizard, what would you like to do now?

What would we like to do? What would you like to do?

Okay, so we're in a tough spot.

I think what we gotta do, we gotta kill these skeletons.

Alright, so we're gonna fight first.

I'm going to cast Lightning Barrage.

Lightning Barrage. All right, roll for that.

What is it with that?

But it did one of them.

That is a nine.

The Lightning Barrage actually backfired and ended the entire team.

It damaged us?

The entire team except the two of us.

Oh my fucking god.

This is about to be way more exciting than I thought.

I sure would like to use my other staff on that.

All right, perfect.

You got four health now.

All right, Mr. Fighter, now we're going to cross the lake.

What do we do?

You run away again.

Let's see if that's successful.

It is a failed type of three. He decides to shoot you.

Very good luck.

Four, so you're currently...

Uh, incapacitate him. Oh, so he's laying down on the ground and you're fighting

him. So fucking sad. Yes, uh, since you guys are actually linked up together,

would you like to help fight her?

Yeah.

You want to do it?

You wish. What?

What do you mean?

Alright,

we'll figure it out.

So,

I'm looking forward to that.

Three points of damage.

All right, so what are you right now? You're at seven?

I'm damaged?

No, you've received damage. Yes, because you're trying to run away from the

skeleton.

So you're at 70 points. All right, Ms. Barb, you're over here now. What are you

trying to do? Okay, so I... I'm almost dead, guys. Remember, please help me. So

I'm going to try to heal the soldier that we have so that he can try

to fight the skeletons.

All right, roll for me for healing the soldier.

Okay.

13. All right, it is effective.

Go ahead and roll for how many...

How much he gets healed for, all right? Yes.

Okay.

One. So he's currently at two health. Okay. So still a little bit rickety,

still kind of slow. But standing.

But standing. He is standing now, all right?

All righty.

Let's go to this fairy. Fairy, what would you like to do now?

I'll fight back with my fairy powers.

Go ahead. All right. You're going to have to move towards melee range. So go

ahead and tell me how.

Which guard would you like to walk towards?

Do you want it to the right? Yes. All right, let me hear it. Left, left.

Let her move her piece. All right, go ahead. She got this.

Over here.

There we go, yeah, right there.

Yeah, that should be good.

Yeah, right there. There we go.

All right, perfect. And now go ahead and roll for initiative, okay?

16. 16?

All right, perfect.

Go ahead and roll for how many hit points that does, all right?

Yes, that one.

Five. Oh, beautiful.

He's at half health now.

So a little bit more damage right now.

And then, Mr. Wizard, what would you like to do now?

Attack. Finish him.

All right, go ahead. Roll the d20 for me.

Use this one.

And what is it? 10.

Perfect. You go ahead and it does land.

Go ahead and roll for the amount of hit points.

Oh, shit. What did I miss?

Hopefully not the toilet.

That was a good one. That was a good one.

And how many hit points was that?

Six. Six. All right, perfect. He is dead. Can you please go ahead and move

your action towards the skeleton over here, okay? You're in the red one,

right? That's me. That's the pink one.

Oh, where's pink? Oh, okay.

There we go. And he is now dead.

Would you like to narrate what you did?

Yeah, I got him in an arm bar and broke his arm and then just stomped on his

face. Oh, beautiful.

Yeah, no, he's definitely dead.

Definitely dead.

All right, Elf, it is your turn now.

I guess I have to attack again.

Yes, he is almost dead, so you can go ahead and do that for me.

What'd you get?

A four?

Okay, another four.

So you do miss, and actually you trip and actually take one point of damage,

all right?

Now go ahead and I'm going to roll for the skeleton fighting you back.

Let's see here.

Okay, it's a two, so he also misses this, all right? So don't worry.

You're both kind of just neutral right now.

Go ahead, Wizard. What would you like to do now?

All right.

This skeleton right here, I'm going to break his arm off, and I'm going to hit

him with his own arm.

Okay. Go ahead and roll for me. Roll a d20 to see if that works.

Fuck. I have no luck, bro. What is that, a six or a nine?

A fucking nine.

Oh, my God. All right, so you go ahead. You do do it. It doesn't do too much

damage, though.

Roll.

There's one point of damage, actually. Nice. So I get the arm broken off. You

get the arm.

Yeah, you're just holding the arm. All right.

All right.

Human, what would you like to do?

So I feel that I want to go to the elf and help her.

You're going to help the elf? Yeah. All right. So while you're trying to help

the elf, because you are with our party, you actually fall into the lake. All

right.

So what will you try to do to try to get out of this lake? Would you like to call

for help or something like that? Yeah, I'd like to call for help.

Alright, who are you asking to help you?

Weezer?

Weezer, do you have any spells that might help the human monk?

I'm gonna make him into a boat.

You're gonna turn the human monk into a boat.

Okay, that's interesting. Alright, roll for me to see if it works.

It's a five, so he actually turns, uh, he turns into a rock and just sinks

more.

So, he's, thankfully though, rocks don't need to breathe, so.

Already barred.

Sorry, you're going to X-Bard, all right? Go ahead.

Okay.

I'm going to roll, guys, for more little silly songs.

Okay, you got an 18 there? Yeah. So you do charm.

You're definitely charming the skeleton right now. Go ahead. Which skeleton?

Which skeleton would you like to charm?

This one.

All right. He's now on our team. Let's get moving towards our other teammates.

There you go.

Perfect.

All righty. And Ferry, what would you like to do, Ferry?

Ferry.

Come on, Ferry.

I'd like to fight.

Oh, you'd like to fight. Perfect.

Go ahead. Roll the d20.

Six? Uh, the D21st level.

Oh, ten.

Ten? Oh yeah, perfect.

You do get a hit and you already rolled the D6, so that's five. So he is

currently dead.

Okay, perfect.

Alright team, you've defeated all the nearby soldiers.

Actually, you even teamed up with a few of them as well.

What would you guys like to do now, okay?

Hang it across the fence.

Are you trying to go across the fence then? Yeah, there's a lava thing there.

And then this lady, she looks powerful. I don't want to mess with her.

So you're trying to avoid the main person, okay?

Gotcha. So go ahead, don't forget to cross the fence.

Two, so as you're trying to... It's not my day.

It's just not... It is not my day.

So you're at two health right now, right? Chance of beverage for you guys.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Have a good time.

Alrighty,

guys. We're currently getting closer to the final boss, the Demon Lord. Who

would like to fight the first guard?

Any volunteers to initiate?

Alright, the elf who's going to initiate combat right now.

20.

20! Alright, what spell would you like to use on the group of guards?

Could I use... Do I have options?

Yeah! What spell do you have? I think one of your spells might be fireball?

Could I use the ice something?

Ice Freeze. Ice Freeze. Can I freeze them all? Yes. Yeah, okay. Cool.

So you had a natural 20 on that freeze spell.

So you actually freeze the first two guards right here.

They're going to be slow for the next turn.

And they also take half the damage, right? Five whole points.

We're going to go ahead. Miss Bard, what would you like to do now? Okay, so

are they frozen in place?

The first two are frozen in place. The ones in the back right here are not

currently frozen.

Okay. Okay. So I'm going to roll to enchant them to join us. Since we

did lose those two guards, we want that firepower back. So we're going to

enchant them with my magical toons. I'm going to roll for it.

That is a nine.

All right.

With a nine, you only were able to enchant one of the guards. Which one do

you like? Would you like the swordsman or the archer? The archer. The archer,

perfect. He is now currently on our team.

He's going to be fighting on the front line.

Okay, perfect.

A storm!

That item looks so cute.

A little storm coming in.

Okay, now let's see.

The human monk. What would you like to do?

I don't really know.

I'd like to fight.

Who would you like to fight? Let me see. So these two are frozen.

These two are frozen right now. This guy's on our team right now. This guy's

bad.

Yeah.

This one. You'd like to fight him? Alright.

Roll for combat.

This one, yeah.

Got a number one.

So... As you try to fight him, actually, it backfires on you, and you punch

yourself in the face.

Alright, please roll for damage to yourself.

Three! Okay, so you only lose three hit points. I believe you were at ten

before, so you're currently at seven. Alright.

Alrighty.

Now, Mr. Wizard, what would you like to do?

I'm concocting a storm over here, so let me brew it up real quick.

I'm rolling for an invasion shield with the storm.

All right, so this is going to take some components right now, so you're taking

some time to do that.

So you're at 10. Okay, so you're now working on that. You might be able to

use your storm spell on the next turn, all right? All right, Mr. Fighter, what

are you going to do now?

Oh,

no, he has to get resurrected.

So, fighter, what would you like to do?

Who would you like to fight?

You asked me if I would like to fight. Yes, yes.

Who would you like to fight?

We currently have two people here who are frozen. We have North Shore over

here.

Well,

you can skip your turn.

Or I can jump in the water.

What? You're going to what? You're going to jump in the water?

You're going to jump in the water?

All right, roll for me. I love

it. All right, so you have to trip on your way down to jump

into the lake, and you injure yourself.

Roll for me for the amount of hit points you take.

Six hit points here. You're at four HP now.

HP. HP.

HP. HP.

So those who are frozen I'm gonna try Can I send our archer to try

to shoot him Yes chance can I come to

shoot yes, go ahead

Now that you've received a three, he actually changes his mind, he's not

enchanted by you anymore, and decides to shoot the fighter who's currently in the

water. Oh, good, actually yes, shoot him.

So go ahead, roll for hit points.

Three. Three, he's currently at one HP though.

You're gonna kill him again.

Alright, alright.

Let's see, Miss Elf, what are you doing now?

Could I keep attacking this?

Absolutely, you can definitely go ahead and do that. Roll for me.

16. 16, so actually that does hit. What would you like to do?

Fireball. Yes, a fireball.

So go ahead, roll for the hit points.

Six.

Six, so you actually kill both these guys right here.

They're currently knocked down.

Now, because it was a fireball, you actually unfroze this gentleman right

here. So now you're currently fighting these two people here. What the hell?

Okay?

And I believe our boss is starting to notice some sound coming from the front

entrance of his mansion.

All right?

So, human monk, what would you like to do now?

I'd like to freeze them again.

You'd like to freeze them? Yeah.

All righty. Go ahead. Roll for that.

So, this one right here. Here we go.

Four. So you actually freeze one of your compatriots over here. You actually

freeze the elf.

Alrighty, go ahead and roll for the hit points that you take away from her.

Three. Okay, so she's at seven now. Perfect.

Mr. Wizard, how was your storm spell coming along?

Failed. Failed?

No. Unfortunately, it has failed. Wait.

I want to...

drop a tree on the rest of these guys. Alright, so you're going to have to use,

like, a meditation spell or something like that? Yeah, I'm going to pick this

tree up and drop it right on their heads.

Alright, go ahead and roll the d20 for me, okay? Alright, I'll get it.

Oh my gosh, I dropped the tree on... So, the

tree actually just breaks off and lands right here.

Nothing too bad happens for this.

All right, Mr. Spider, you're currently in an eating league right now. What do

you do? With one HP. With one HP.

Eat. Eat. Eat that.

Eat that damn fog machine.

Yeah, that fog machine is so loud, but it's so cool.

All right, so you try to be intentional.

You're going to come back.

Go ahead and vote for me. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Okay,

so I'm going to try to throw

a

Like a distraction spell, so that it can like, you know, so that we can all run

away. So that we can distract each other.

So we're going to distract.

It is a 17.

Oh, perfect. You can go ahead and do that.

Do you have any lines you'd like to say before?

Let us go, crew. We must defeat the Demon King, so we must get going. Let's

run away.

Okay, go for it. Okay.

Alright,

so you guys all attempt. I want you all to roll right now for a d20 to see if

you guys all make it. Okay, we all need to roll.

14.

18. 18?

Wizard? Let's go.

Hello? Wizard, you need to roll.

So we're trying to get through so that we can just go past them. You need to

roll with us.

Nah,

man, I just tried my best.

Alright, so the Orchard actually hits you while you're trying to escape from

the group.

So roll for me for hit points, okay?

Alright.

Three? Okay, perfect. So you take three hits of damage.

What did you roll? Yeah, move that one over there next to that one.

How much did you roll?

She rolled 14.

14? Okay, so you go ahead and escape.

Fire. Fire, how much did you roll?

How much did you roll?

What are you guys doing over there?

I'll just get something to drink.

Anybody need anything?

You

fall

dramatically into the lake as you scream.

Thank you so much.

Alright guys, you all snuck past the current guards right now. We're all

gonna fight the boss of this character.

That 30 minutes is so good.

Or distracted,

like some people.

I'm chilling.

All right, guys, so let's go ahead and roll for issues.

All right. All right.

Would you like to roll for issues?

Yes, I would love to.

Go ahead.

19. What'd you get him? Wow.

Yeah. What's your luck today?

I got the worst. All right.

Um, is it to the boss or?

Yeah, the new boss. We're fighting the boss right now. Um, I'm going to seduce

them with my mystical tantrums.

Unfortunately, you need a 20 for that, so you do fail that one.

But nothing happens, thanks a lot.

You know what? You know what?

Let's, uh... What would you like

to roll for initiative?

Whatever you get. 17.

17. Alright, so that does get a hit. What spell would you like to use?

Huh?

What am I?

Uh, so you're a wizard.

You're kind of a wizard in this film.

You have to sit down with your claimer.

Fireball. Fireball.

Fireball.

Alright,

guys, so... Did you watch the area and how... Summon his minions to help fight

you guys.

Alright.

And we want to do a fireball. What are your fireballs?

What do I need to use?

Alright, so what do I need to use? I don't know.

Alright, there. Alright, so we do a fireball. I'm going to put my hit points

in here.

Alright.

Three.

So he's at seven, eight, two, and a half.

Alright, so I'm going to pick that red.

I don't normally play a lot of this.

Alright, roll over your relaxation stuff.

Nice. So actually, this guy goes over here.

And he decides to shoot an arrow.

We're going to roll over that arrow. We're going to launch right now.

Four. So he actually misses and hits your face.

Yeah, he actually misses.

It hits the boss.

Uh... Memory Eraser.

Alright, Dragonborn, what are you gonna do? Oh, it's so funny.

No! I don't like that, but you go like... Like this. You don't

do that.

You go like... Nah, later.

Alright, roll for initiative, Dragonborn.

Dragonborn.

Dragonborn.

I assume it's fighting the Demon King next.

Alright,

fair enough.

Go ahead,

what would you like to do with the Demon King?

I could drown in the water, bro. Alright, roll for initiative.

Dude,

you need to calm down.

You have a problem.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah? Guys, that's not right. This is not right.

Oh, shit.

All right.

The water spell fails with big damage.

Roll for the d6, okay?

Yeah.

Yo, where is that fairy and wizard?

Jesus,

what the?

Yo, we're talking the show.

What's going on over there?

I'll teach you forever to set this up.

Yeah, dude, we cannot mess this up.

Oh, where's the pizza?

Bar, what are you gonna do?

Okay, so... Let's see. I'm gonna try to...

I'm gonna try to distract these guards so it can make a clear way

for us to get on the boss.

My forte is 20.

So... I rolled a 20. No reaction.

Towards the pyramid people

He just grabbed you by the beard.

What are you gonna do?

I shock and spell. I shock and spell the move. You're gonna shock my levels.

Yep.

The boss? I need some clam as assistance, yes.

Oh, man.

Oh, one?

So one. You never will cleanse yourself.

You put on.

My turn, right?

Yeah, Dragonborn, go.

So mysterious.

Melts the boss to a puddle. You defeated the boss of our adventures

We're going to have the real boss all along for the multi-part bot battle.

All the minions come back to life with his resurrection spell.

Where the hell have you been? And he's currently a giant skeleton monster.

You've missed like all your turns. Oh, I just had to... Yeah, we're fighting the

final boss right now. This is really important, alright?

What's going on?

Your costume is atrocious.

Why is it falling apart right now? What's going on? This is like very

unprofessional, alright?

We only do this once a week, guys.

Alright, would you like to take a seat?

Yeah, I'll take a seat.

Perfect. Alright, so the final boss now, alright guys?

Bone-turning juice.

Alright,

so I'm gonna make a drink.

He's gonna drink bone-turning, you know that thing from Harry Potter? That makes

your bones jello?

Yeah, bone-eating juice.

Yeah, bone-eating juice.

Go ahead.

Ooh!

It's a natural.

He got 20, guys, after getting a solid roll of ones for the whole game. So the

box round has 100 health points, all right? So please roll for the damage

you're going to do to him.

Well, it's going to make his bones hurt, right? It is going to make his bones

hurt. All right, Ferry, what would you like to do?

I'm not going to get comfortable with you calling me that.

Let's do a crossfire spell. Everyone getting lit.

Alright, crossfire. Let's see.

Eight. Eight.

So, you don't hit the actual moon cake, but you should hit the skeletons to the

side. Please roll for me for the damage you do to the people to the side.

One. One.

Good, good.

Yeah, yeah, so you, uh, you basically just tickle everybody around.

Everybody in the group kind of just little tickles, man. It's just sock

porn.

Alright,

who would you like to, who would like to fight the demon boy next?

I will.

Alright, Gregor, go ahead. What spell would you like to use?

Oh god, I'm gonna have to spell it again.

Yo, Barret, where did that fairy go? Dude, she just came here to, like, buy

some suckers.

But he's having to use a mushroom.

Where's she-

Magical. Bro, warm plants are getting knocked down. What the fuck?

It's down.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

So he's at 99 health right now.

So we're right at the beginning of the split.

So

I'm

going to roll to hopefully get all the guards to attack the boss.

So let's do that. They're all just suited.

I got this hand?

Yeah, this hand. Okay, so it does hit.

Do you roll and... No, no, no, no. Roll and d3.

The triangle.

Beautiful.

This is the point, right? So do four damage.

I don't know, but I don't understand.

Oh, sorry.

It's a human mother.

13. 13.

Alright, so you've actually tripped on your way to the forest, and one of the

guards stabbed you down there. So you're currently paralyzed.

Please roll for the amount of damage he does to you.

Four. Four.

Okay, so you're currently at six.

Bro, what would you like to do?

Yes, you're in.

Keep reading.

You agree, right, bro?

Okay,

dark side. Alright, let's go. Let's see.

Alright,

so some of them do

join in the dark side.

And some of them are actually attacking you.

Roll for health.

That's five.

That's five.

Um, can you take five points of damage?

Very.

Go for it. Roll for initiative.

It's eight.

Damn.

Rolls.

Damn, bro.

It's like that one show.

I've never heard anything like that.

It's the one real quick.

We're going to go to half.

So that's what we're gonna do. How much time do we have?

All right,

go ahead and use your fireball spell. Yes, I'm in fireball.

I'm tired.

I'm tired.

All right, adventurers, we are now fighting the demon king.

Ice demon king!

Yes.

Currently, it's the giant Skeletor over here. Skeleton.

We're all fighting him now, okay?

All right, Barb, what would you like to do?

I'm going to walk into them.

Okay, go ahead and do that.

Beautiful. All right.

Now go ahead and open it. What are you going to do to the human king?

Five. Five. Perfect. So you take the five and bring it down.

Where is the fairy?

The fairy and the wizard.

Yeah. All right.

The fairy and the wizard have an attack.

Oh, my God.

Go, go, go.

Human monk, what would you do now?

Strange, but good timing. Bro, can you guys just play a game for an hour?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Come on, it has been your turn, guys. Come on, be purposeful. You guys always

do this.

Alright, go ahead and play the game you came up. You can go ahead and roll for

me. The D20.

Ready?

Wow, that is beautiful.

And then go ahead and roll for me.

2, so actually because of the 20, we're gonna make it a 5, alright? So he takes

5 hit points of damage.

And, um... Human,

please go ahead and roll for me.

12.

12, alright, we're all rolling better now, thankfully.

So that's towards you, the minion or the demon king?

Demon king.

Alright, what kind of spell would you like to do?

Okay, so... He's mad at bones.

What beats bones?

What bones? Wait, sticks and stones may break my bones.

So, we're going to use... You're so verbal.

Cyberbullying. Cyberbullying.

Cyberbullying is fine.

We're going to cyberbully him into maybe coaxing himself.

Alright, so we're doing a word spell. Okay, perfect.

Go ahead and roll for me.

Go get it!

What did it do?

What did it do? What did you roll? A 10.

Okay, what was that color you were trying to do? It didn't cyberbully me.

It did again.

It didn't work.

Alright, go ahead. Do it.

Okay.

Five. Five? Okay, perfect. The cyberbully did this again. The

cyberbully did it again.

So I want to do this.

Alrighty, uh, Dragon Ball, would you like to go right in?

Oh,

fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

All right,

Huber. You got into this, Huber?

Let's meet at least here.

Okay

Hey eight. All right, so you missed your first attack, but we can work from that,

right?

Roll for the hit points that you take right now. Oh, yeah, I'll roll that one

first. There we go.

Nice. Three, perfect. All right, so you take three hit points.

Go ahead, human, go ahead.

All right, so he's down to 20 HP. We gotta take this guy out. We gotta take

this guy out.

Where's the fairy? She hasn't been here the entire time. Yeah, both the fairy

and the druid who have been being carried by us the entire time.

Alright,

Bard, go take a turn.

This is gonna make me fucking cum so bad.

So is he on the ground now?

He's bending over now to take the fever.

Alright, Mr.

Wizard, your turn. What would you like to do to the skeleton bombs? I'm going

to summon another skeleton, a friendly skeleton.

And he's going to give them the bombs. You really made this game exciting.

An extra bomb. Alright, let's see if it works. Go. It's 100 more bombs.

Five. It's close enough.

Hey, Ferry, can you hurry up over there? We need you to do your turn. Oh, sorry.

Yeah, it's the dragon, the bomb.

You haven't been playing this entire game. Come on, hurry up.

Your dress is all undone? Come on.

All right, please, can you finally roll?

Go ahead, roll your d20.

Where the fuck have you been? Man, last night, man, I ate tacos, bro.

You know how it is.

We're fighting the boss. Come on, hurry up.

You're going to destroy the boss. Use a fire spell.

Yeah, I'm going to do it.

Okay, roll.

14. 14.

All right, so you shoot the final boss with a fire spell. He explodes, and you

can feel like a lighter air around you.

Now that the boss has finally been defeated, the curse has been lifted, and

all the woodland animals have now returned to the forest where they can

all live in harmony.

And you all live happily ever after. Yay!

We did it!

We did it!

We finally beat the boss!

We did it, guys.

Can we play again? GG.

Yeah, let's play again.