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to do today?

No, not really. It's Saturday. Don't you have anything to do today?

Yeah. I'm not telling you, though, about what I'm doing.

And it's a secret.

Since when do you keep secrets?

All the time.

I don't tell you everything.

Just because you're my stepsister doesn't mean I tell you all my secret

things like that.

Why are you being weird?

What are you doing today?

Nothing. What if I want to have a girl over?

Maybe you should go out and do something.

When do you have girls over?

All the freaking time.

Why don't you go over to their house?

Because I... I don't have a girl coming over, actually. But, I'm just saying,

what if I did?

Then you're going to have to stop bothering.

I just don't understand. You call my room and you just, like, doom scroll.

You just do that in your room.

Well... I'm stressed out right now.

And... What do you have to be stressed out about?

You don't have a job.

Okay. It's the summer.

Calm down.

But, I don't know. I think my... I think my girlfriend's cheating on me.

Well, she, I don't know, she's been acting, like, different and, like,

hanging out with this new girl from work.

Did you see something on Instagram?

Yeah, she's at the aquarium right now.

Like, that's not, like, a normal hang. That's like a, hey, I really like you,

let's go to the aquarium kind of hang. I don't know.

Like you go to an aquarium if you're in like a group of people, but one-on-one,

I don't know.

Yeah, that's a little weird.

Did she tell you about it?

That she was going to do that?

Well, she told me she was hanging out with her. She didn't tell me they were

going to an aquarium.

Maybe she just likes fish. Like she just wants to see some fishes, you know?

I don't... She's never mentioned to me liking fish.

Yeah, I don't know if I like it.

I'm pretty sure she's, like, afraid of the ocean.

You're weird.

Shut up.

You're weird.

Get out of my room.

It's not like you have anything to do today.

I told you I might. I may or may not have stuff to do.

Currently, I don't. Currently, you don't. So I'm hanging out in here.

You're going to be my emotional support brother.

How much am I going to pay for this?

You're not. You're doing it out of the kindness of your heart.

Oh, I must be a really nice guy.

Why don't you, why don't you, like, date a guy?

I have dated guys before.

What do you mean? You've met them.

Yeah, I know, but you've been doing this, like,

like, you've been going through this, like, lesbian phase thing the last

couple years. It's just, like, it's weird.

Why is it weird?

Because I don't think you're really a lesbian.

I don't think you can say that.

I just said it.

It doesn't mean you can say that.

You can't sit there and, like, be like, oh, I don't think you're a lesbian.

I just, I'm saying it. I don't think, I just think, like, I don't know. I think

it's, like, not legit.

What do you mean it's not legit?

I don't think it's legit.

Oh, my God. You're being so annoying right now.

You're annoying.

You're a fake lesbian.

I'm not a fake lesbian. I've been with men before.

I just don't like them.

Okay, well, that's what I'm saying. Like, how are you supposed to, like, how

can you just say, like, you're a lesbian when it's like you've been with guys

before?

I've tried them out, and they're just not the same.

So you're 100% only like girls now.

I just think, I don't, like, believe that.

I just, like, I just, I don't know. I think it's, like, kind of fake.

You know?

You're being so weird right now.

No, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, we're just talking.

Why are you, why are you trying to argue with me about whether I like guys or

girls?

I'm not arguing. I'm just like, you know, I don't know. I'm just saying,

like, I don't know. I think you should just give Deeds a shot. That's all I'm

saying.

Again. Again?

I mean,

like, what about, I thought, what was that guy you dated a couple years ago?

Derek?

Yeah, I thought you guys, like, you went to him, right?

I mean, he was nice.

Yeah. So then, like, what... Why'd you break up with him?

I'm not telling you that.

Like, that's gonna be weird.

Why can't you tell me that?

Because why would I tell you that?

I don't know. Like, what did he do? Did he, like, lie to you about something?

Or, like... I don't know. He was actually, like, very nice and, like,

funny.

Okay, then... Then why would you...

Why would you break up with him and become lesbionic?

I'm sorry, what?

Lesby, lesbo, you know, switch teams. Are you making up words now?

Normally, if somebody has a relationship, it doesn't work. They just

find another person.

Well, yeah, I dated multiple men, and I just keep having the same problem.

Well, what's the problem?

I'm not telling you that.

Why? It's so weird.

Tell me.

Tell me about it. You're being so fucking annoying.

Hey. What?

Don't make me.

Are you trying to fight me?

I'm just giving you a warning.

I'm so scared.

Anyway. Come on. Just fucking tell me. I don't understand.

Do you really want to know? Yes, I want to know.

Okay. Well, they just can't make me come like women do. I've never come with a

man before.

What?

That's crazy.

Is it though? Seriously?

Yes. Why would I lie about that? I'm not the liar.

I'm not a liar either.

I just want to guess that that's nuts.

That's why it ate women then.

What do the girls do?

You guys do the scissor thing?

Yeah,

and they're better.

I mean, they put on straps and they know how to use it. I just feel like...

Okay.

Like, you fuck girls.

Yeah, I'm just saying. Every girl I've been with, like, they cum.

Every girl?

Yes.

I thought you were still a virgin.

Shut... What are you talking about?

A virgin?

I'm not a virgin.

I've been with, like... Like, five girls, actually.

Five? Yes.

You're lying.

I'm not lying.

I'm really good at sex, and they cum like crazy.

You come like crazy?

Well, yeah, of course.

But they come like crazy. Multiple orgasms, squirting, like all kinds, the

whole thing.

I mean, not all of them do that exactly, but I definitely make them come.

You just got to find like the right guy, you know?

What makes the right guy since you're an expert?

I don't know, but you're, I mean, I could like maybe hook you up with one of

my friends or something.

They could.

I mean, I could.

It's just, it sucks. I can't help you out, you know?

Well, yeah, that would be weird.

Yeah. You're like my brother.

Yeah. Well, obviously, I can't make you come.

That'd be super weird, but I definitely could. Like, we weren't, you know.

I don't believe that you make women cum.

Like, I feel like you have, like, a tiny little dick.

What? Yeah. Why do you think that?

Because you're annoying.

So that automatically means that I have a tiny wiener?

Kind of.

That's messed up.

Because you're sitting here trying to fight me.

And all you do is bug me.

No, it's your fault.

How is it my fault?

Because you bothered me first.

I was just in here because I was going through something.

My girlfriend's cheating on me.

You think she's cheating on you?

She probably is.

But, I don't know. I definitely don't have a small window, though. You're

crazy. It's really mean of you that you said that.

Okay, and you don't think I'm a lesbian?

I just, I don't.

But. So who's going to prove each other wrong?

Who's going to win this bet?

I don't know. I don't need to prove anything. I'm just.

What do you mean?

I'm just telling you I have a big wiener.

Did you measure it?

Yes, I've measured it.

And do you even know what a big dick is?

Yes.

And girls have told you you have a big dick. Yes.

And I Googled it. It's like above that. It's like seven and a half inches, which

is way bigger than even the average.

Obviously, there's bigger ones, but it's big, you know?

I feel like you're lying.

Okay. Well, you can feel it.

What? Prove it.

Let's see that you have this big dick.

Do you know what you're talking about?

Stop.

You want to talk your shit?

Prove it.

Wait, seriously?

Yes. I don't think we have anything better to do.

Okay, fine. I will.

Don't tell anybody about this.

Not believe me. It's crazy.

I'm very disrespectful.

You're being disrespectful.

Well, it's not... It's not hard right now.

Well, then get it hard.

Okay, well, I just... It's not that... I can't just... You know.

Think about all the women you want to invite over.

Okay, just like, you know, I'll just... Do you want me to get it all the way

hard?

Yeah, get it all the way hard.

Okay. I just need like a minute or two.

I'm in a hot seat right now.

Is that it?

No, it's not it.

I'm not done yet.

I mean, like, a little bit of help would, like, you know, would be cool.

A little bit of help, like what?

Like, maybe show me your boobs or something.

Are you serious?

Yeah, you're looking at my wiener. Like, you couldn't just, at least, like, show

me your boobs?

Can you say please?

Please. God, you're so terrible.

Is that helping?

Yes, it's helping.

Can I touch a little bit?

No.

Okay, fine. Why do you want to touch them?

Because they make my hair harder faster.

It's not crazy, right?

You swear?

Yeah. Like your dick will get harder if you touch them?

Yes.

Okay, fine.

So... Alright,

very good.

Thanks.

Can you spell it?

What?

I just... Do you not have spit of your own?

I just... It'd be cool if you did it.

Oh my god.

Was this your plan all along?

No, I'm just like... If it wasn't a big... It shouldn't be a big deal. Just

spill it on me.

If you don't have to.

Is that the only way to...

You really want me to spit on it?

You don't have to.

Okay, fine.

Nice. Is that enough space?

Yeah, that's pretty good.

I guess you weren't really lying.

I told you.

It's almost over there.

I still don't think you know how to use it, though.

Why? Why do you think that?

Because you're you.

I don't know. I just don't believe that you can make a girl come.

I think you come in like 30 seconds.

I'm surprised you didn't come when you touched my tit.

That's crazy.

Why is that crazy?

You're so mean. You're in your bedroom all the time. How am I supposed to know?

No, I can't, like, last, like, a long time.

Like, how long?

Like, as long as, like, necessary, you know?

You've never timed yourself?

I don't need to time myself.

I last, like, more than adequate.

You sound a little flustered.

Flustered?

It's like Carl's examining me. I'm just telling you. Carl's examining me.

I'm just saying, like, I always make girls call me. And they have a great

time.

Do you think you can keep a secret?

Yeah, of course.

And you won't tell anyone?

You really want to see him when you come?

Yeah, since you said he could last longer than 30 seconds.

Yeah, just... I don't know.

We might as well try it out.

Yes, you're way too good at blowjobs to be a lesbian.

Shut up.

Are you about to cum?

No. I'm good.

I swear.

Yeah, you're so nice.

You can't tell anyone though.

Well, am I doing a good job?

Yeah, you're doing a good job.

You're not going to come?

I'm not going to. Don't worry about it. I'm good.

Okay. I swear.

Can

you keep

another secret?

Yeah.

I want to see if you can make me come.

Okay, I'll do it.

But you can't tell anyone. I'm not going to tell anybody. Relax.

You can trust me.

I swear.

It's been so long since I've had a dick inside me.

Wait, don't.

Do you want me to wear a condom or something?

No, just don't cum in me.

Okay, yeah, I will.

Oh, my God.

You weren't kidding. That's the bag.

You

can't

come inside me.

I just need a second, okay?

This isn't weird for you?

I mean, yeah, it's a little weird.

Okay. But it's hot, though.

It kind of is hot.

Oh, my

God.

I can't believe now I'm cheating on my girlfriend.

She was already cheating on you first.

Don't forget about it.

Well, I don't, but it's still, like, a little weird.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

I feel good.

I was going to make fun of Sven.

Because he tastes good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Sounds like this.

I don't you

Why aren't we fucking in Nagia?

Yeah. You can't come here with me right now.

Okay, I won't.

Anywhere. You just can't come inside me.

still a lesbian?

Don't tell anyone.

I guess you can come back out on the street whenever you feel like it.

It'll be our secret.

Okay.

You promise you won't tell anyone? I won't tell anybody.

I'm just saying, you can tell people that you're not a lesbian if you want.

Well, I have to break up with my girlfriend first.