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Where you going?

Into the city.

Come on. You could be right. Are you going that way? Yeah.

Carla, Carla,

where you going?

Leaving home now.

Off to the big city USA.

searching for something to hold on to searching for something to love

But your name...

This is going to be all right?

I'm positive.

You've got to trust me, really, you know? Come on, come on. And you really

have a job for me?

Hey, look at you.

With your talent and my knowledge and the people I know, there's no way we can

lose. Oh, gosh.

Huh? That would be great.

You trust me? You trust me? You trust me?

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Nah.

Boom.

Boom.

Are you sure you really have a job for me?

If I had any doubts before, I have no doubts now at all.

None.

You're wonderful.

Am I qualified?

You're overqualified.

Oh, thank you.

Do you really have a job for me?

Oh, you're kidding me.

With your potential and my expertise in the field,

You'll probably become the world's foremost expert in deep rub. You know

that?

What do you mean?

I don't know what you mean by that.

Let me explain something to you.

Men have, you know men have certain areas on their bodies that are more

sensitive to touch than others.

And if these areas are touched in just the right way, just the right amount,

men will pay huge sums of money.

Particularly, particularly with your skill as an actress.

You could entertain gentlemen, many gentlemen that I know, that they pay you

just huge sums of money.

Wow. Let me explain something.

Um, male anatomy has certain areas which are very, very sensitive to touch,

particularly sexual touch.

Under the arms, the neck, the sides of the legs, and as we get here towards the

insides of the legs and the groin, oh, my goodness.

Oh, the scrotum.

The penis, the head of the penis.

Oh, this is silly.

Why fool around with the diagram when we have the real thing?

Move over here.

I'm about to exhibit to you the male penis.

This won't embarrass you, will it? Oh, no.

Good, because you understand it's completely professional.

But I get no pleasure from this at all.

This is the non-erect male penis.

And of course, it's not very large now, but your challenge is to bring it to

full erection. It will grow immensely.

Touch it.

Easy!

You have to touch it with skill, with tact. I guess that's what I'll have to

teach you.

Touch it again, lightly.

Put your hand around it and rub up and down on the vein.

That's right, that's right.

That's right.

Put some saliva on it. Put your hand in your mouth and put some saliva on it.

That helps a lot.

The male member enjoys wetness. I have... I'll tell you what.

When you use your mouth, it's one of the most powerful weapons as a woman that

you have to bring a man to erection, and it will increase your customer supply

incredibly.

Why don't you put your mouth on my penis?

And that's right.

That's nice.

That's right. Get it nice and wet.

Rub your tongue around the head, around that rim. See that rim, the edge of the

head? It's very sensitive.

Here. Rub your tongue on the vein.

That's right.

Up and down.

That's right.

Put the entire cock in your mouth.

I'll call it cock. It's just a layman's term for penis.

It means the same thing.

Put the entire cock in your mouth because soon you won't be able to That's

right You see it's already growing larger in your hand mm-hmm

I'll tell you what I'm gonna I'm gonna bring in an expert to really show you

how it's done because you're beginning my master masseuse name is Rita and I'm

hoping that you will Surpass her so you watch very carefully

Rita's a beautiful woman, and that is another part of the training which I

hope that you can learn. Women can also provide women incredible pleasure.

Okay. Now you listen carefully.

Rita! Hello.

Rita. Carla.

Hi. Carla, Rita.

Rita's an expert, Carla.

And she's going to show you how to really suck cock. Oh, of course.

You notice the way that she uses her lips and mouth across the

entire length of the cock.

Stretching it out with her hands.

Drawing the blood up.

She's learned her trade very well.

You should only learn it as well.

It's important to enjoy your work.

Makes all the difference.

Oh, she does enjoy her work.

I think it's time for lesson number two.

Rita, show Carla how to give head to a woman.

This is very important.

You'll come across women's business.

Take over, Rita.

Now, don't be nervous. Just relax.

Sit back.

Take your tits out so I can look at them while you're doing it.

She's shy.

Ooh.

Lovely.

She'll do well with those, don't you think?

Oh.

Yeah.

Okay.

Good leg up.

It should be. It tastes good.

And now for lesson number three.

She got two down very well. Did you do it well? You've earned lesson three, my

dear.

You know what that is, don't you?

It's a dildo.

Uh-huh.

Let's do this.

Let's do this. Okay.

Put this on you.

Like so.

And you're going to learn what it's like to be a man.

You can learn what it's like to stick your dick inside a man.

Pretend that they belong.

They'll help you empathize with the man.

oh ah

um

We'll give you something to play with I'm gonna show you

Kissing is always a good way to excite a man in color.

Passionate kissing with the tongue, the mouth, the lips.

Did I notice your hand on my car?

You notice she carries the same passion over as she gives me.

Excellent cock sucking.

Watch, you're not going to learn anything looking over there.

Oh, I love it.

Because Rita is about to take you on your first mission.

Okay?

Can we take Judy along?

Sure. Excellent.

You remember everything you learned here today?

Yes. And good luck.

Thank you.

What are you doing with this worm?

It's to catch a big fish with.

You're kidding.

No, I'm not.

Hey, you're kind of cute.

Carla, this is business.

Oh. Business? What kind of business is that?

Well, we're supposed to give you guys massages.

You use a massage hand?

Yeah, I can use a massage.

How about you? Yeah, how about you, Big John? Handle a massage?

Hey, listen, if you're paying for it, I can use anything.

Okay, I'm paying for it. All right. You guys want to go fishing? Looks like you

got the right kind of bait.

Hey, if you're going to take a massage.

What's in the bag?

This bag?

Uh-huh.

Oh, it's just got some special fishing tackle in it, but we can only show it to

you when we get way out at sea.

Uh-huh. Okay, you guys help him on board. I'll start the boat. Come on.

Ladies, welcome aboard.

Hooray.

Wait for me.

Wait for me.

I'm coming.

Okay, we're out at open sea. Let's see what's in the bank. Come on.

All right.

I guess it'll be okay now.

A special oil.

Special.

And then we have these.

And this.

What is that?

Uh, that right there is called a fake pussy.

We don't want no fake pussy. We want real pussy.

This is real and expensive, though. We want the real thing. No, no, no.

I mean, we're not rich, but he's got some money. We'll pay for it. Okay,

girls, you just do your stuff, and I'll take care of the money.

Yeah, we want the real thing.

Come on girls, let's show these boys.

Oh, I get the one with the... You see the hair on that blonde?

I've never seen such beautiful hair.

You

want

the works?

Yeah. Everything.

Everything. Everything. He's got all the money.

I'm going to cash in my Timex for this.

Well, how about it, boys?

Do you want a synthetic pussy or would you like the real thing?

Okay, let's go, boys. I'm taking them all. All right.

You've got it.

I'm sure you...

Oh.

Oh, my God. Oh, squeeze it. Squeeze it. Oh, I feel like I'm going to cum.

Oh,

ooh, ooh.

Oh, oh, Fester.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Stop. Oh,

fuck

you.

Get your ass up.

Nah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Oh, yeah.

Now, there's another step in the training.

Gentlemen will pay incredible amounts of money for Oriental girls.

There's just something about the Orient, the mystery, that gives a special

excitement.

So your next mission will be as an Oriental woman.

How about that?

Wow, get a look at that.

I bet you can't.

I bet you can't.

You're on.

Um, miss, my friend and I were wondering if you come from China.

What I really want to know, well, uh, um...

What kind do we get? I don't know.

Well, we have the vest massage, or we have a deep rub, or we have the works.

Oh, I think I like the works. Oh, very good, the works. And you?

I can take the deep rub. Oh, very good.

You boys will get comfortable. I'll be right in the back.

There you go.

A little bit better than I thought I would. Yeah, you did a pretty good job

on this.

Thank goodness.

I'm supposed to be the shy one of the two of us here.

Excellent job on this. I was thinking so.

Do you think she managed where we put these?

I don't think it makes any difference at all.

What did you suppose the deep rub was supposed to be?

I don't know. I don't know.

And I'm game for anything.

She's a sharp-looking lady, that pretty girl. She really is.

Oh, I knew this.

Oh, very good.

Top top.

Good.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, sit up. Oh, yeah. Move your ass.

Oh, big tits.

Oh.

Oh, I love your tits and your ass.

Stick it in. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Put it in.

Stick it in. Stick it in.

Oh, yeah.

Faster,

baby. Faster. Move that ass.

Oh, move your ass.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow.

Oh, suck it. Oh, yeah.

Bite it a little.

Oh,

you're

hot. Oh, you're hot.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it feels good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

put your legs in tighter.

Oh, your legs tighter.

You're so tight.

Oh, you're so tight.

Oh, I love your pussy.

Oh, your face.

Yeah.

Fucking around.

This is serious business we've got here.

I got a new client for you.

It's a guy I know. He wants to see his wife.

He wants to see his wife with a woman.

Oh. Think you can handle it?

Sure. I can do it, Jim.

Okay. Get out there and get him.

Yes, sir.

Julie. Hi.

Good to see you.

Julie, I'd like you to meet...

Carla is my masseuse.

Incredible hands.

Hi, Julie.

Listen, now, both of you, I'm gonna leave for about an hour. I've got some

work to do.

Carla, I'd like you to make Julie feel at home, make her a drink, make her

comfortable.

Julie, come on, perk up, smile.

I make a great drink, Julie.

Why don't you just sit down on the sofa and relax?

I'll be right back.

Have you ever been massaged, Julie?

Uh, no.

I mean... really massaged.

No.

It's one of life's great pleasures.

I really love it.

Why don't you just lay down and try it?

You know what?

Yeah, you'll love it.

Just lie down on your tummy.

All right.

That's good.

Maybe you should take off your dress so it doesn't get wrinkled.

Well, all right.

Let me help you.

You have a lovely body.

Should I take these off? No, there's no need.

Okay. You want me to lay on my tummy?

Yes.

That would be good.

Just relax, honey.

You have a beautiful body.

You're so tight.

Here, just stretch your arms out like that.

That's better.

Just relax.

Doesn't that feel good now?

Yeah.

Just feel yourself relaxing.

What are

you doing?

It's so warm in here, I thought I'd get comfortable.

You're gonna really enjoy this

Feel

yourself letting go

Do you like the way it feels?

touch it

And listen.

I'm gonna do something for you that you'll really love.

To touch you Look at me See my face

searching for something to hold on to searching for something to

Put your faith in Professor Dim and soon you'll...

So far, so good.

Listen, my car broke down. I want you to take my car and my mechanics, but I

don't want you to pay them.

It's a good chance for you.

Give them deep rub instead of paying them, okay?

Sure, boss.

Yeah, I like that.

Go get them.

Excuse me.

Just a second.

Wow.

Can I help you? Yes.

I was wondering if you would check my meters for me. They seem to be broken.

Yeah, sure.

I'll be glad to check the meters.

I know all about meters.

They're in the car.

I've worked on them before.

I'll check them for you. There could be a problem.

You never know with the meters.

You're right there on the dash.

That's my job.

I'm going to check them.

Thank you.

Here I go to take a look at the meters.

Will you find out about those meters?

Let's see about the meters.

Geez,

I've never seen problems like this before.

Ow!

What a hot circuit you've got in here. No.

It's unbelievable.

I'm going to have to rewire your entire dashboard.

Is it that bad?

Your steering column is out of kilter. Oh, no.

Your pedals are malfunctioning.

I've never seen a situation like this.

Oh, no.

It's just, it's colossal.

I don't know how long it'd take me to, you know, fix it for you.

What you got in the bag?

Oh, that's just some of my tools.

Tools? Mm-hmm.

I know a lot about tools.

Mind if I look at them?

Oh, no, not at all. Go right ahead and help yourself.

They're my special tools.

Oh, yeah? They're important.

Important tools?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, great.

I just love tools.

You'll really like these.

Yeah, well, I'll just... I'm going to take a look at the tools.

I really...

Say, these are really, um... Wow!

Jesus Christ!

These are tools?

Mm-hmm.

I'm a professional masseuse.

Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.

Masseuse.

It's like you're a masseuse.

Oh, that's a fake pussy right there.

Yeah, it looked almost real to me.

Oh, it's our cheapest massage.

Cheapest? Mm-hmm.

Let me see if it works.

Go right ahead.

Well, usually the guy puts his own thing in there. Oh, I know.

Hmm. Gee, you got some nice stuff, you know. You really, really do.

Thank you. Hey.

I don't get to see these tools that much.

If I gave you a really good massage, do you think you could have my car back

earlier today?

Well, I might be able to do it a little quicker.

It's real important.

Well, you know, I can do the best I can.

Great. Of course, you have to pay me for the work, because I have a wife and two

kids. Well, I don't have very much money.

Oh, well, I'll give you a discount.

I'll give you a discount on the job, so it won't cost that much. Well, I don't

have any money, but I'll give you a really good massage.

You will? A deep, rough massage.

Oh!

And you just settle back here and I'll give you a real good massage.

You'll really like this.

Now, let me give you a massage.

I'm sorry, sugar, but that's going to cost you extra.

Extra? Mm-hmm.

You mean I got to pay you to fix your car, to give you a

massage, and for you to give me a massage?

Mm-hmm.

Doesn't seem right.

Well, it's worth every penny.

Well...

I guess so.

I'm gonna go broke.

Who cares?

You like that massage?

Massage your ears.

Oh,

this is...

I don't... I don't... I don't... I don't... I don't...

More of it.

More of it.

That's all I got.

That's all I got.

One, two.

Oh, wow.

Oh, you did that.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Kiss me.

Yeah, faster, faster.

Come, come on.

i'll admit to having certain fears about competency when we began this venture

but in the past few weeks you've successfully allayed any trepidations

which i might have succumbed to all reports from the field have been very

positive about your success and you've displayed facility in all areas of

sexuality so

I am at this time pleased as punch to be able to award to you one

of the very, very few franchise certificates in the whole world for M-D

-R-E.

Master deep rub expert, Carla, yes.

But there's one final hurdle.

Honey?

I'm sorry. Don't laugh yet. There's one final hurdle which you must overcome.

The test of time.

Do you think that you can bring a male member to full erection in four minutes?

A small, tiny peanut of an organ to a huge, prodigious member in four minutes?

Yes, sir.

Sammy.

Sammy, Carla, not only must you... produce a full male erection, but you

must bring Sammy to a full ejaculation, a complete orgasm.

Can you do that?

Yes, sir.

Okay, then when I say so, you begin. You have four minutes.

Three, two, one, begin.

Three and a half minutes.

Nice very nice

Three

minutes

Ooh.

You've learned your craft well, Carla.

How was that, Jim?

Terrific.

Wonderful. I've earned my diploma now, haven't I?

Well, you did a wonderful job. You've come awfully close. There's just one

more task which you have to perform. I need absolute proof positive before I

send you out of the field.

What? Well...

It's a task of... We call it prestidigitation.

Use of just the fingers, just the hand, to bring a member of the male species to

a complete erection and to a complete orgasm. Do you think you can do this?

Yes, I think so.

Well, let's give it a try. This will be the last thing, and then you will earn

your official degree in deep rub.

Oh, great!

Okay, I have just the person for you to work with. Who?

Me.

Hooray!

You know how to begin, don't you?

Oh, I think so.

First, I unbutton your pants.

This way.

Oh, I always forget.

Now, you have quite a lot of work to do there. Oh.

I'm so glad.

No.

No, Mom.

Just your hand.

Oh.

And starting now, my dear.

Can I use my special oil?

I think I can help.

I think it's working.

I think it's working.

Wonderful.

Wonderful.

Do I get my diploma now?

Now you get your award.

You certainly do.

Great.

I have for you.

Your official deep rub scroll.

Oh, it's just what I always wanted.

Oh, Professor Jim.

Treasure it, my dear.

Always. You earned it well.

I really love my work.

It makes my pussy so hot.

I always want a cock.

In my mouth, in my cunt, or in my ass.

Do you have a job for me?

Good. I can be at your place tonight.

See you soon.

Bye now.

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