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Previously on The Client List. Kyle.

Hi. Kyle just got out of jail.

How's that been going? Um, he hasn't really been staying at home. Staying

here is temporary.

And so is you being a father to my kids.

Shelby, you free for dinner tomorrow night? Thought you'd never ask.

You never take your shirt off in here. Girls couldn't handle it. Let's see if

he meets up to the Selena standard.

Is it wrong that I occasionally imagine myself alone with Derek? You're jealous.

Please. You can't do this though.

You got the band back together. Did he play guitar?

Yeah, he was pretty good at it, too. This is complicated.

I want to earn my way back into the house. Dad!

I can take him to school. That's okay. We have a routine. Do you let Evan take

them? Don't go there. I have enough on my plate. It was mom in rehab. You

missed a lot.

I slept with someone.

Can you arch your back just a bit more?

Sure.

How's that?

Perfect.

The way the light hits your hair with that scream behind you, it's angelic.

You know, when you said you wanted something different, I didn't think you

meant this.

Well, I feel like Picasso...

With his mistress.

I can't believe I never thought of this before.

Normally I would do this from a picture, but I assume no photographs here.

Oh, definitely not.

So, is this just foreplay, or how you want to spend the rest of the hour?

The whole hour.

It's the best money I've ever spent.

Okay, well, you've got 35 minutes left, so knock yourself out.

I'm glad this day is over.

What are you, Rose from the Titanic?

Hey, you know what, Selena?

He is an artist and I'm his muse. Yeah, I bet you really helped get his creative

juices flowing.

So does this mean we're back to business as usual?

You done repenting your sins?

Oh, I don't think I'll ever be done.

I have to make a living.

You're up early.

Yeah, I got ten minutes to get the kids for school.

You know, O'Reilly cuts Travis's sandwiches in the shape of... Trains?

Yeah, got it.

You know, the trick is doing that every day, not bailing.

Sir, I got it.

I can clean up my own mess.

So you're really gonna be a cop?

Well, somebody's gotta keep the bad guys off the streets.

Right.

Because you're such a good guy.

Hey, I'm not late, am I? No, come on in.

Are the kids ready? They're just brushing their teeth. They'll be out in

a minute. Okay, here are their lunches and Travis's words for his spelling

test. All right, I'll quiz them in the car.

I made their lunches. Oh, okay.

No peanut butter, right? Honey and banana, their favorite.

And I queued up the goodbye song.

Good.

I'm gonna go get them.

I really appreciate you letting me do this.

You know, Kyle, we still haven't talked about what happened in therapy.

Yeah, and I'm not saying that I have any right or that it's even logical, but...

The thought of you with another man destroys me.

You guys ready for school?

Yeah. Bye, babies.

Bye, Mommy. Bye.

I'm going to beat you. All

right,

buddy. Only a few more minutes till school starts.

You want to run this play again?

Yep. All right.

Supermarket. S-U-P-R.

Hey, come on.

You remember what the reading tutor said? No need to rush it.

I'll never be able to do it. Hey, hey, don't say that.

Let me tell you a story about your daddy.

When I first started high school, I was a really fast runner.

Coach Steph told me that I didn't have a strong enough arm to play quarterback.

So you know what I did?

I practiced every day.

I went into the gym, I lifted weights, I got my muscles big and strong, and

before you knew it, I was throwing the ball way downfield.

And guess what?

You won the state championship?

Boom.

But I don't have strong muscles like you, Daddy.

But you got something better than that. You got a strong brain.

And that's what we're doing here. We're working out your brain.

Right?

So let's do this again.

Supermarket.

S-U-P-E-R-M.

A-R-K-E-T.

Boom! That's what I'm talking about.

You know what? You get one of these.

What's that?

Coach Steph put one of those on my helmet every time I threw a touchdown.

Come here.

I'm going to do great.

I'm proud of you.

Morning.

Morning, sunshine.

You certainly are glowing.

Well, thank you, ma'am.

Think that you could spread a little bit of that warmth my way?

You feeling okay?

I was just thinking it might be fun to go grab dinner after work one day.

Okay. The way that you protected me from Carlisle, that was really something.

And I never got to thank you properly.

Well, that is awfully sweet of you to thank you.

Just think about it.

A guy like you deserves to be something more than... bun buddies.

Yeah, baby!

Y'all are looking at the proud owner of a one-of-a-kind vintage crocodile

clutch. Just outbid my online purse nemesis, Clutch 23.

Someone's extra chipper today.

You got a problem with that? Okay, retract the clause, ladies. We open in

ten minutes, and I have a few things that I would like to talk to y'all

about.

It's not my client.

Unbelievable.

Hello. We are not open yet. How can I help you? This is 15001 Primrose Avenue.

Yep. Says it right there on the door.

Sorry, ma'am.

She's been served.

My God, are these from Kyle?

Selena? What?

You're married?

Huh? Oh.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

You're married?

Selena.

You're married? Maybe on paper, but I haven't seen the guy in like four years.

You know that on paper is what makes it legal, right?

Legal shmeagle.

Where's the closest Kinko's? I'll have this divorce done by lunch. Yeah, not so

fast. We need some details. Look, you, I know that it's juicy, but you have a

client, so.

What? Is this high school?

Pretty much. Yeah, I mean, spill it. Who is this guy?

Uh, I met the guy five years ago at a horse auction, and, uh, he wanted me a

horse. Oh, that's romantic.

Um, no. Not when you gotta pay for it yourself.

Oh. Yeah.

He told me he was some big real estate developer.

More like a big con man.

Guy didn't have a dollar to his name.

Yeah, well, that's a deal breaker for you. Obviously.

And then, like, two months later, I catch him cheating on me with the girl

next door.

Literally.

Next door.

He's been living in Fort Lauderdale ever since.

Okay, we good? We get back to work now? So you feel nothing for this guy?

Oh.

Oh, I feel something, all right.

Like kicking his ass in front of all these nice people. But you're not worth

ruining a good pair of shoes. Well, I guess you got the papers.

I was hoping to get here first, give them to you myself.

Why? Hmm? Why now, Joey? I met someone, and she's a really nice girl, and I want

to get married.

Again? I thought you'd be happy for me.

And for you.

It's the girl I'm worried about.

Well, I mean, what kind of con did you pull on her, huh? Hey, Selena, we have

customers coming in, so why don't y'all go knife each other elsewhere?

I don't know.

So a nice girl, huh?

What the hell is she doing with you?

Why is that so hard to believe? Because every syllable out of your mouth is a

lie. That's not true. My point exactly.

So what? You want me just to sign the divorce papers, that's it? You make me

sound so cheap.

Come on, it wasn't all that bad, was it, Lena?

Don't.

What, this has nothing to do with Tommy? What about Tommy?

I ran into him last week.

Yeah, he was commenting on my fancy Corvette and complimenting me on my

Gucci. You know, I should have known that fathead would call you.

Well, I don't want your cash.

No, but there's one thing.

I want custody of Henry.

Glad to see you're out.

You have no idea.

Lacey tells me that you're bunking with Evan. How's that going?

It's going.

Look, Dale.

You know how sorry I am about everything.

And I am on a mission to do right by everybody.

Yeah, so I hear.

I need a job.

You think you maybe have anything at the trucking company?

The warehouse, man. I'll carry boxes.

I don't care.

Um... Yeah, I mean, I can try.

Thank you.

You know, I got a job for you.

Grab me my sticks.

Come on. Chop, chop. Let's go.

Is this your drum set from high school?

Yes. Is it?

Don't act so surprised.

They're in great shape, aren't they? Wow.

Yes. Okay, well, this is why I don't throw anything away.

Lacey makes fun of storage wars. Those people know what they're doing.

Wow.

God, do you remember those days?

Oh, yeah. Me and you.

The ring pops.

Right?

Oh, my God. We had Lacey and Riley in the palm of our hands.

One, two, three.

You know, he doesn't give a crap about Henry. He hasn't seen him in four years,

and now he wants custody?

I am the one that feeds him. I am the one that bathes him.

I'm the one that loves him. Selena, you never even mentioned Henry, not even a

photograph. I mean, can you honestly picture that irresponsible ass mucking

out his stall?

I mean, it's like funny.

Oh, we're not talking about a kid, are we? You know what? We might as well be,

okay? Because that horse is like my baby.

Ooh, I mean, I love him just as much as you love your kids.

Well... Or, you know, if your kids were like horses. You know what I'm saying?

That rat bastard, he's trying to take him away from me.

Huh! What did you see in that guy anyway?

He reminded me of my father.

Don't ask.

Uh, no, we're asking.

Charming, funny, a line sack of... You know what?

We're not doing this.

I'm not doing this.

Can he really take Henry?

You know, I'm not... I'm not sure.

I mean, I guess legally he's entitled to half of everything, right? Selena, you

need a lawyer.

Are you kidding me?

Those guys charge more than I do an hour. Well, we have to do something.

Okay, first of all, we don't have to do anything, okay?

I mean, I appreciate your help and all, but I'm not one of your clients.

I can clean up my own shit.

And my horses.

Thank you so much.

Hi. Hey. Oh, you brought me lunch? Yes, your favorite chicken sandwich. Oh, and

that good potato salad.

What's in the envelope?

Just a flyer advertising your husband's rock and roll band.

Wow, I cannot believe how official this all looks. It's cool, right? That is not

going in the window.

Why not?

Kyle Parks on the guitar? Are you kidding me?

Pick a side, Dale, and I better be on that side.

Hey, I'm on Evan's side. Oh, sure. It's just you can't deny that Kyle is trying.

Oh, why didn't he try and be there for his wife and kids?

I mean, you have no idea what Riley had to do to hold that family together.

What are you talking about? I've been here the whole time. I know exactly what

she's had to do.

Look, I don't approve of what Kyle did.

Not at all, but it doesn't matter what you and I think. He's Travis and Katie's

daddy, and if he's happy, that's good for the kids.

Oh, so that just earns him a spot in your band.

Look, we grew up with the guy.

It looked like he needed a gig.

That's all this is, a jump start.

He's not the big football star we all used to look up to, Dale.

You seriously want me to kick him out of the band?

If you want that poster in the window.

Wow.

You got to do some thinking.

I suggest you talk to Riley because I don't think I'm the problem here. Are

you saying I'm the problem?

I'm taking the good potato salad. You just gave me stress hunger.

When you graduate, you're officially going to be boots, which means the only

thing lower than you is shit.

Now, apparently, I do the short straw, and I'm stuck with this group when you

graduate. So any mistakes you're going to make, make them at your cadet party,

because tomorrow you are all officers of the law.

Any questions? Good.

See you all at graduation.

Sir, just wondering, how do I fast-track the homicide detective?

24 hours, and this will be our home.

Pretty cool, huh?

I cannot believe I made it. Why? You earned it.

Yeah, I just, I've done a lot of things, but nothing's felt like me.

I played football because my brother did, did construction because my brother

did.

This is the first time I feel like I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.

So, it's just the job, huh?

I thought you graduated first in our class.

I want Henry.

I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

We're a team, buddy.

Joey shows up, do him a favor and kick him in the nuts.

Yeah, about that.

Isn't he beautiful?

Yes, he is. Yes, he is.

And he's my number one man. Yes, he is.

How's the other man in your life? I'm kind of surprised your ex-husband never

came up in conversation.

Well, it's like I said, it's just the paperwork.

Wasn't important.

Wasn't important to tell me that you're married?

Well, why would it be?

I'm not playing house, Derek. We're fun buddies. You know, I keep saying that

word.

Will you do me a favor? Let me try to talk some sense into her.

She seems to love you.

I do love you.

Don't I, Henry?

It's late. Is everything all right?

Yeah, it's more than all right, actually.

Can I come in?

Sure.

What is it?

I just, I wanted to invite you to something.

The ring pops.

Yeah, I'm playing a gig with Dale on Sunday.

Wow, really?

I thought maybe I could get my guitar.

Oh, sure. I'll get it for you.

The train sandwiches, by the way, were a big hit. And Travis...

He did really well on his test. Best score ever.

Yeah?

Well, you know, when he slows down a little bit, he doesn't mix the letters

up as much.

I think that tutor you got him is really helping. Yeah, if we stay on him.

We can do that.

You know, and I was also thinking, I mean, if it's all right with you, I'd

like to set up a schedule for me to bring the kids to school.

You know, now that I know the goodbye dance.

They taught you that?

Oh, yeah. They got that whole arm motion down pretty good.

Yeah.

It's nice to see you smile.

Look, I know you're busy. I don't know what you have going on at work, but it'd

be great if you could come watch me play.

Are we in the free zone?

The what?

The place where I can safely say what I feel without getting blasted? Of course,

always.

Good. Because I'm not on board with this whole Kyle thing. Okay, you care to

elaborate? I mean, he's only been home a couple of days, and he's already taking

the kids to school and playing in Dale's band.

I don't trust him, Riley. Okay, I'm not asking you to trust him, okay? I'm not

100% either, but I can promise you that he is not going to hurt us again.

You can't promise that.

You may not remember what it was like when he walked out, but... Lacey, I

remember. Do you?

Because you were a complete mess.

It almost destroyed you, Riley. Yeah, but it didn't.

Travis and Katie are the closest thing that I have to my own kids. If he...

disappoints them look i have my doubts too okay that's why he's not staying

here he's trying and i have to give him a chance to try and make it right

well i think that man used up all his chances okay let's say i've got to get

to work why don't you go find kyle you know teach him about the free zone why

does everybody want me to be talking to someone else i mean it's like i'm never

talking to the right person

Well, aren't you just a handsome officer and a gentleman?

Come on, turn around. Let me get a better look at you.

Thanks so much for altering this.

I'm so proud of you.

An officer of the law.

I mean, they don't just give those badges to anybody.

Well, I couldn't have done it without all you guys supporting me.

So, how are you doing with Kyle being back?

That can't be easy.

You have no idea.

Yeah, well, if it were me, I would have kicked him to the curb. I hope that

chair of yours is real uncomfortable.

It's got its loves.

Good. You know, I miss you guys.

Feels like I'm always training or studying.

Oh, well, I hope you're having a little fun. I mean, you can't work every

second. I am having fun.

What is going on with you? Are you seeing somebody?

Oh, my God, you are.

I'm not sure.

Ah, come on, spill it. I want her name. Okay, well, her name is Shelby.

But, you know, it's early, so we'll see.

Well, it's too bad that things didn't work out with you. Yeah, well, you know,

it's for the best.

Oh.

I'm almost done with my sketch.

Yeah, I can see that.

Then I'll paint it.

You really love your job, don't you?

Mm-hmm.

I actually have my first gallery showing this weekend.

Your first showing, Victor? That's amazing.

Yeah. I'm excited.

You seem excited.

Okay, what's going on?

When I quit law, my parents stopped speaking to me.

You know, my dad's a lawyer, his dad's a lawyer. They just couldn't accept that I

wanted something different.

The thing is, I always imagined my parents at my first art opening.

Did you invite them?

No, we haven't spoken in two years.

Families aren't easy. Sometimes they're downright disappointing.

Can you say that again?

You know what I've learned lately?

Still gotta try.

You should call him.

Maybe.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... No.

I love that you want to help me.

I just want to finish this sketch.

If that's alright with you.

Sure. I'm gonna do this one in acrylic.

You're not gonna see my face, right?

I know the rules.

Do you mind if I break one of my own rules?

I'm not gonna lie, this isn't good.

He's entitled to half your marital assets, including your salary. Okay.

What about Henry?

It says here he wants Henry or half of his value, which is 30 grand.

Wow, that's a lot of money. I mean, what is he, royalty?

He's off the track, so he's related to a lot of fast horses.

Okay, so wait a minute.

If Joey's entitled to half of Selena's assets, what about half of Joey's? He

claims to be a real estate guy, but hasn't made a dime in years. I could

have told you that.

All right, so what if I just, um, refuse to settle? The guy's savvier than that.

He applied for a forensic audit.

What the hell's that?

Opening up all your books, Joey could clean you out.

I don't got books, all right? I mean, just tax returns.

Yeah, and tips.

Since you're in an all-cash business, anybody could see that your returns

don't add up. The problem is, his next move is gonna be to look at your

employer's books, see where you're getting your cash.

My suggestion?

Give him Henry.

I'll let you two think about it.

I'm here if you need me. Thank you.

Look, Selena, we cannot let Joey get his hands on the books here at the Rub. You

know that, right? He's bluffing. No, not in this case.

He knows that you can't afford all those handbags and a Corvette on that salary.

Look, he doesn't care about Henry.

He'll sell them five minutes after he gets them. Then you're going to have to

find the money somehow, because if you don't, you, me, and this place, we're

going down.

Hey. Hi.

Raspberry with powdered sugar.

Your favorite.

And yours.

Yeah. Mama didn't raise me stupid.

Mama, you're shaking.

It's not as bad as it looks. Really?

No. It's a bitch.

Yeah, you never were a good liar.

You and me both.

When did life get so hard, Mama?

One day at a time, sweetheart.

One day at a time. At least that's what these smart-ass counselors around here

say.

You know, if you ever want to talk about this... All we do around here is talk.

Tell me about the kids.

Lacey, Dale, Evan.

And Kyle.

Uh, hey, Selena.

Hi. What are you doing? You know this isn't good for business, right? I mean,

he can't stay here. Oh, calm down. I wasn't planning on it.

That guy just helped me move Henry.

There's a stall opening up in a day or two at some secret location.

Uh, where is it? Well, if I told you, then it wouldn't be a secret.

So you're not selling him? Would you sell your kid?

I mean, if your kid was a horse. Okay, you're going to have to come up with the

money, plain and simple. Look, I told you I can handle it, all right? I just

need to find this damn bridle.

Oh, look.

Here it is.

Thank God for these bags.

He's got a lot of gear.

Selena, is that a diaper bag?

Yeah.

Took me 12 hours, but I finally wore down clutch 23.

As if she needs a diaper bag.

And you do.

You can never have too many bags. Maybe you can.

I have an idea.

Okay, vintage clutch, 800.

Ooh, uh...

Hermes, H-Bell, $200.

Whoa, whoa, are you kidding me?

It's a fire sale.

We have to take what we can get. I'd just like to point out that we could be

servicing our customers.

Yes, but by helping Selena, we're helping ourselves. Let me get back to

work.

What's this worth? Oh, uh, $400.

So $100 an inch? Ain't that how you charge?

If it was, I'd be getting $1,000.

Uh, let's, oh, oh, wait, um, whoa, whoa, wait.

Wait, just, um, no, no, no, uh-uh, no.

Not this one.

What? I had this when I lost my virginity. Your virginity? Oh, so you've

had that since you were 15?

My rub virginity.

Come on, it's sentimental.

Look, I get it. It's hard, but they're just possessions.

You said it yourself. I mean, Henry's like your baby, right?

Yes. Okay, so then what's it gonna be, Henry or the handbags?

Come on, you can do this.

Yes, I just sold my first purse.

Why y'all looking at me?

Hey, you just missed Evan. Not here for Evan.

You going one round or two?

If I went there, you'd be KO'd in a minute.

Fair enough.

Look, I'm glad you're here.

If I'm going to get clear with Riley, I want to get clear with you first, and

you and I haven't had a chance. Don't do that.

What? Get in front of it like that.

I am running this free zone.

All right.

I'm ready.

What are you up to, Kyle?

What do you mean?

I see Riley warming up to you.

It makes me nervous.

And I don't blame you.

You're looking out for her, and she's lucky to have you. Damn straight.

But, Lacey, you have to understand that I love her, too.

You know, when you left, do you have any idea how hard it was to watch my best

friend break down like that? I am not proud of what I did.

But I am here now.

Yeah, and Riley's doing great.

I just don't want to see you ruin that.

One day at a time.

That's how I learned to live my life in recovery.

And that's how I plan to win back the love and trust of my family.

All right, and that includes you, Lacey.

I'm keeping my eye on you.

You may be able to charm Dale, but I'm not that easy.

I'm gonna be watching your every move like a hawk, even when you think I'm not

looking.

Thought you could use this.

Thanks.

To Henry.

Look,

I know you think this is stupid.

You know, me being upset about all this stuff, but... It's history, you know?

Like, I don't know, baseball cards or...

jockstraps or whatever it is you guys collect i get it you want to take your

mind off this for a bit um you know i

don't i don't think i want to be fun buddies anymore

so what you want to go steady

Hell no.

Relationships are nothing but trouble. I mean, look where this one got me.

Six Louis Vuittons and four Gucci's lighter.

What we had was awesome.

You don't get a medal for being unhappy.

That's Kyle after all this time.

Yeah, that's him up close and in the flesh.

I can see why you fell for him.

Just promise me you'll be careful.

I promise.

Liar.

All right, let's talk about something important like your wedding.

Oh. Yes, girl, let me see that. I thought you'd never ask.

Georgia, that is beautiful.

That was just about the most romantic proposal I've ever seen. Hey, you know

what? Dale's was charming. Yeah?

If you like your face plastered across the jumbotron.

Yeah, go Astros!

Hello?

Hey, Shelby.

What's up?

Why, Evan Parks, is this a booty call?

What? No, this is not a booty call.

Really? Because it's past 10 and it sounds like you're at home, which

officially makes it a booty call.

Listen, I'm about to be a sworn officer of the law. It would be my duty to

disclose if this were a booty call, which it definitely is not.

You talk too much. If you want this, you gotta earn it.

That's why I was calling.

I wanted to take you out again.

I think that can be arranged.

This was not a booty call. You keep telling yourself that.

You're coming to hear him play. What's that about?

I'm just sitting here with you two girls listening to some music.

Let's be honest.

This is not just about the music. He's trying.

I know he is.

I'm gonna go see my man. Go see him.

That was really great.

Well, I'm really glad you came.

You were great.

Thank you.

I felt like a kid again.

Yeah, me too.

Hey, do you remember that time in Mama's backyard?

When we were playing, and you thought you were Stevie Ray Vaughan. Whoa, no,

I've never compared myself to Stevie. Okay, but your guitar solo was... It was

epic. I was going to say very long and unexpected.

You know, loved it.

Lynette. Yeah, well, she had earplugs.

How's Mama doing?

Harder than she thought, but she's going to get through it.

You know, I was thinking about maybe going to see her.

If that would be okay.

Oh, that would be really sweet, thank you.

Yeah.

I have something for you.

Kyle, what is this? I got a few days unloading trucks. Dale gave me an

advance.

Okay, this is... It's not much, I know. That's not what I was going to say.

Well, before you say anything, I just want you to know that I'm going to do

whatever it takes.

May I have this dance?

Yes.

So,

I was thinking about having some of my cadet buddies over before graduation.

That's cute. You can do each other's hair and makeup.

Yeah, something like that.

Anyway, it's gonna get crowded and some of the guys can get pretty rowdy.

I get it.

You don't want your cop buddies hanging out with the brother that was arrested

on TV.

Do whatever you want. I'm just telling you what the plan is.

Yeah, well, looks like I could use a new plan.

I was gonna get out of here anyway.

Where are you gonna go?

I'll figure it out.

Is Riley letting you back in?

Yeah, see, that's none of your business.

I'm moving on.

Yeah, well, I'm moving on too.

I don't remember asking.

I thought you were moving on.

Not the greeting I was expecting.

Sorry. Just got rid of an unwanted visitor.

Should I be jealous?

Definitely not.

Come on in.

You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd think this was a booty call.

If it's the booty calling, it's not a booty call.

Is that so?

Mm-hmm.

As long as you'll respect me in the morning.

It is the morning.

And the goal is to respect you a little less.

I like it when you don't respect me.

Okay.

Um, Black Prada Hobo. Has that box gone out yet?

Uh, it's right over here. Why? New owner's asking.

He just bought the... so we'll put them both in the same box and save on

shipping. Where is the black hobo bag?

Selena.

Really? Are we still doing this? Hold on. If these were your Louboutins, you'd

be crying.

Not if it meant keeping the kids.

Now, where's Derek? I don't know. Organ the Derek magic.

What's the total?

It comes to $12,142.53.

Yeah, we're still like... $17,857.47 short.

It's not over.

There's only 12 grand here, and I'm entitled to 30.

You ain't getting Henry.

Then you better figure something else out, because this is chump change.

I can't. Do you want this deal done or not? Hey, you know what?

How do you feel about driving a Corvette there, Joey?

Well, now we are negotiating.

I knew you still loved me. You know what? You're going to take the money and

the car, and you're going to forget about Henry.

Not so fast.

Joey doesn't disappear that easily.

Kind of like an STD.

I got that treated.

Ew. My spidey sense tells me if you're willing to part with the car and the

cash, well, there's more you're hiding.

Extortion 101.

Yeah, the negotiations have ended. The negotiations ended when I said they have

doll face.

Right now, I'm thinking that maybe my guy should do a little forensic

accounting. Maybe he can figure out how you can afford a Corvette and all those

blingy bags giving back massages. You know what that reminds me?

I have to call my client back. You know, the one that just happens to be best

friends with the district attorney in Florida? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He might

be interested in that real estate scheme you had going on in Daytona Beach. He

would be interested. Oh, he's got a good one in Delray, too. Ladies, there's a...

There's no reason to roll around in the mud. Aw, but that's where the pigs live,

Joey.

Usually I like to be kissed after being bent over a sofa.

You know what?

There's one more thing.

I thought you might want this for sentimental reasons.

Ah, that's too bad.

That was real high-quality cubic zirconia.

I'm going to need a ride home now.

Yeah, you got Henry.

You need me, Henry?

Hey, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to be at your gallery

opening. I'm on my way there now, but I wanted to thank you. I think I should be

thanking you.

I thought about what you said, you know, about my parents, about family.

Did you call them?

I did. And?

And they're meeting me in 15 minutes. Oh, that's so great!

Wait.

Here.

Oh, my God, it's just beautiful.

I had a good subject.

But you still keep on falling down Remember how you saved

me now From all of my wrongs,

yeah And if this love just feel it And if this life will see it

This is no time to be alone, alone

You want some? No, thanks.

So, last night, you and Kyle, that slow dance nearly burned the place down.

Oh, boy. Free zone.

Free zone.

It was really great.

Look, I'm not... jumping into anything. We have a long road ahead of us, but...

Are you mad?

Of course I'm not mad.

Okay. I just want you to be happy. And I got your back no matter what.

I'm just gonna have to take it one day at a time.

Oh, you talked to Kyle, didn't you? I did.

And I know he's trying. He just better try real hard is all.

All right, who wants a big dog and a hot bun? Come see the master.

Hey, where's your girlfriend, by the way?

Shelby, right?

Sorry.

Lacey tells me everything.

Girlfriend, huh?

I knew that glow couldn't just be from the academy.

Oh, no. She's in the academy, all right.

How about those hamburgers, huh? I will be your burger bitch today, but tomorrow

you're grilling your own burger, all right?

You know what? This is a good time. Hey, let's raise a glass for the newest

member of the Beaumont police force, Officer Parks. Here, here!

Criminals out there, take heed.

Evan Parks is a force to be reckoned with.

And he will hunt you down like the dog that you are.