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[Introduction music]

Kamil

What a pure-hearted woman I am

All my prayers were answered immediately.

That's no prayer, Kamilla.

Our daughter's marriage was destroyed.

Of course it would.

It was a false marriage all along.

Like sand castles.

Crushed in a wave.

Don't worry about it.

I'm going to find you

a solid spanish from back home.

I'll rebuild your marriage.

Mom, please shut up.

Enough.

I don't want a marriage.

Okay, but now you're talking to the pain of betrayal.

But when your heart gets cold, I'll rebuild it.

To bring our unborn children into the world

And to make all our dreams come true

Will you marry me?

Their world is very different.

It's not like our world.

You'll regret it later.

Then get the hell out of here, Bella.

Go back the way you came.

You were right.

I don't believe in anything anymore.

Even love!

Hibrih.

Now the roosters and the hybrids don't mean anything.

Bella!

Bella, daughter-in-law.

It's noon.

Where'd you put the flashlight out?

Are you hungover again?

Oh, my God.

Did something happen to them?

Hazar!

Bella!

Bella is not here.

And won't be.

What do you mean, Bella's not here

and won't be?

Bella, bride,

Look now---

What's going on?

I said what's going on!

Kamil.

Get up!

She's gone.

Okay Kamilla. She went to her dad.

What do you mean dad?

My daughter is not their bride anymore.

Come on.

Let's get our girl before they brainwash her.

I hope they brainwash you, Kamilla.

Ow!

Won't you stop your wife?

There's no stopping who leaves in our book, Dad.

These are your words. Did you forget?

Don't take my word for it. It's different.

Bella!

Bella!

Where are you going without waiting for us?

I'm not going with you mom.

What do you mean?

Where are you going without us?

That's none of your business.

You won't respect any of my decisions anyway.

Girl, look, don't make bad decisions in anger.

None of my decisions mattered to you.

You didn't respect my feelings.

From now on, I'm going on my own.

Bella baby...

We did what we did for your own good, my beautiful girl.

We couldn't let you be tortured here.

We raised you a free girl.

Wait a minute...you raised me free?

Mom, you always wanted me to live the life you built.

You've always imposed your own truth.

You didn't take me or my father seriously.

You always said me.

What does she say, Kamil?

Say something.

You're right.

What did you say?

What about me?

It stayed in Istanbul.

That's how it is in Anatolia.

As long as it suits you.

I'll tore you.

Come on.

You don't have that whipped husband of yours anymore.

God bless you, Dad.

That's a man.

It won't be whimp.

What the hell happened to you guys?

You're both standing up to Europe.

No, something happened to you from the air or the water in here.

It's a good thing what happened.

I'm out of here.

Bella, at least let me come with you.

After all, I'm here because of you.

No, Mom.

I'm a free woman.

I don't need anyone.

I'll go where I came from.

Just like her father.

Come on, let's go get the luggage.

Bye, Bella. Bye.

Beauty, come again,

I'd like to, but I'm afraid you'll take it seriously.

Why are you girls holding her back?

She's gonna hit the road.

Come on, get out of here.

Bella, look, we'll see you off like you get here.

Don't ever think bad of us.

Bye-bye, darling. Bye-bye.

Godspeed.

Come on, play!

Come on!

- Have a nice day. -You too.

I want tickets to Istanbul for one.

There's no direct flight to Istanbul.

Sure.

One-way, round trip?

No, it's a one-way.

Okay.

Here you go.

-Thanks. - You're welcome.

I'll tell you what, girls.

I'm so hungry.

Ayşe, when did your appetite turn off, you barn rat?

Well, you can't get away from me or fly away from me.

When I cross out a person, it's over.

So, Möhteber...

It's been 23 years since you crossed me out.

But I'm still here.

If you love your God, don't fight on a day like this.

Why don't you take a look around?

No Bella running around like an atom ant.

There's no Kamilla talking.

The fighting's over.

Indeed.

If it was Bella now, she'd be all over the place.

What?

Did you miss the old bride in less than an hour?

No, I don't, but...

I don't know what I'm talking about.

You must be starving.

Here, tuck this in, let's cheer you up.

She makes this squeeze my daughter-in-law so beautiful.

The new bride...

Give her a poke.

Afet, she's talking to you.

Afet, I'm telling you, the new bride.

Aren't you the new bride from now on?

Yeah.

That's what happened, isn't it?

Yeah.

Here you go, Mom.

My beautiful daughter-in-law...

Now with your beautiful hands,

Lots of nuts, syrup,

Make me a milky semik candy.

Let's give it away for charity.

I'll tell Ferhat,

to lay five or ten sheep like this.

Give it to the villagers.

Then I'll make the poor happy.

I'll make it...

Where can I find the poor?

I'll tell Cemil,

He distributes supplies to those in need.

God bless you.

Bella, for the sake of the bride's face, we've returned to charity.

What did they say?

There is a good in every evil.

Right, new bride?

New bride.

Put a nice horon from here.

We have never seen Asiye cheering.

Let's have a good horon, come on.

Yes, Asiye.

You're telling me.

It's like you're upset.

You didn't kick, girl.

I'm sorry?

Turn on the tape.

Don't touch that!

When did you guys get so bad?

Didn't you see her leave?

It's a shame we saw her go sailing.

I hope there's no going back.

Amen.

Turn on the tape!

Asiye!

Clear.

Come, girl, come.

Play, new bride.

What's the matter, new bride?

She's offended!

Yes.

What happened, girl?

What are you women doing?

What's that drumming sound?

And Mrs. Kamilla, how about a wedding without you?

Come and play with us.

No, no. We'll hit the road.

Mrs. Kamilla, we won't miss you.

Don't worry.

Yeah, yeah, I'll miss you so much.

I'll have a cocktail right away when I get to Istanbul.

Here's to getting rid of you.

God willing, God willing.

Who knows what they're doing now.

I wonder if they miss me.

I don't think they miss it.

Where are we going?

How did you know I was here?

When you left the house, you said you'd go the same way you came.

that's why.

Bella Bozok...

You came here with me, you'll come back with me.

I'm going back with you?

Yeah, you're coming back with me.

I brought you from Istanbul, and I'll take you back.

That's very kind of you, Mr. Hazar.

But there's no need, I'll go back myself.

I don't want to go back to Istanbul. I want to go home, sweetheart.

It's not about going or going back, Hazar.

It's about you.

Yeah, you're right.

It's all my fault.

But I'm sorry.

Please forgive me.

I won't.

Come on.

I fired you with a moment of anger.

So it all came down to one thing after another.

You'll have to agree with me.

And then when you heard what your mother said.

I was in a mood for a moment.

Or else you know how much I love you.

I don't know anymore, Hazar.

Yes, you do, Bella.

I don't know, Hazar. I don't know.

I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

Yes, you do.

Let's go home.

Don't you love me anymore, Bella?

I don't.

Yes, you do.

I don't.

You do.

I don't.

You do.

I don't.

Okay.

Look me in the eye and tell me you don't love me.

While we thought you were gonna bring Bella back,

You're leaving, my in-law.

What should I do, my in-law?

The ox is dead, the case is over.

Oh, come on.

Yes, Kamil.

This case is over, but...

Don't worry, your case is just beginning.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means:

When I get back, I'll divorce you at jet speed.

Yeah, don't look at me like that.

I didn't forget about the new riot.

Then here's what we'll do, Mrs. Kamilla.

Don't get tired.

Because I'm divorcing you.

At jet speed.

Be free, be free, be free.

Well, well, well, well.

Look what he's saying to me.

Mr. Kalender, my husband has always learned from you.

Mrs. Kamilla, you're at my sin again.

After all, you reap what you sow.

What have I planted and what have I reaped?

Wind!

You've got wind, you've got storm.

First you destroy the children's home.

Now you---

Mr. Kalender is right.

Are you happy now?

On your way to Dimyat for rice, you've had enough of the bulwark at home.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This Anatolian geography has completely messed you up.

Mr. Kalender, please,

don't mess with my husband any longer.

Let go,

Let's see what we're made of.

Yeah...

My dear Kamilla is telling the truth.

Why are you playing with the settings?

See how well they set out!

They're just going to leave.

Are you really going, Kamil?

I'm leaving, Kalender.

I'm gonna miss you so much, Kamil.

I'll miss you too, Kalender.

Farewell...

My Kamil.

Come on, Kalender, be strong.

I will personally see my former in-laws off.

Girls, open the door.

Come on, what are you waiting for?

Here you go.

Bella girl, are you back?

I've never leave, dad.

She never left.

See?

Why are we leaving?

What are we waiting for?

I'm shocked.

Dad?

Bella!

Daddy.

My dear bride.

I couldn't leave, dad.

I had a short trip.

If you haven't left...

Then my Kamil, my in-law, is not gone.

No dad, he's not.

Why don't you make two coffees,

Let's drink and sweeten our mouths.

Right away, daddy.

Hazar, Hazar.

How good of you to bring back the bride, Bella.

What did they say?

Do what your father says, don't do what he does.

Man of God.

Where's my in-law?

Kamil, my in-law!

Where are you?

You just sit there like a tower owl.

I pity you so much.

But they still had their hopes up, didn't they?

Don't ask, girl...

All that drum, all that crap, all that still for nothing.

Laugh it up,

Türkmen.

Is this the end of this, Möhteber?

She grabbed her husband by the hand and walked in the mansion.

We know how to rip that hand out.

Isn't that right, Möhteber?

Yes, Ayşe.

Ayşe, girl, you really believe in your dream, don't you?

I really feel sorry for you guys.

But drink some cold water, it'll do you good.

If she's Turkmen,

I'll write it down.

This girl won't leave this mansion.

He's telling the truth.

This girl threw her ass in here,

And he nailed it.

She sends us one by one

We're going to...

No, she's not that tall, she's not that tall, so don't exaggerate.

You'll see if it works or not.

This girl's got ambition in her eye.

He's closed his eyes on everything,

He's making sure he's moving forward.

Or does it come in vain from Istanbul?

This Nazgül is a smart girl.

Since she's plotting 40 plots,

She figured it out right away.

What?

Nothing, just looking.

And my love...

For a second there, I thought you'd never come.

I really thought I was leaving, you know?

Would I ever leave you, my dear?

Don't let go, my love.

I can't live without you.

I can't live without you either, darling.

But there's something I have to take care of first.

What is it now?

Pestilence cleaning.

As they say,

The fly is small, but it makes you sick.

I'm gonna go chase that fly.

You mean Dilan.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

As long as Dilan's in this house, she'll try to disturb our peace.

Hold on, love, leave it to me.

Let's do this woman-to-woman thing.

Are you sure?

And then don't come back and say, "My love, Dilan is actually a good girl."

I'm not that stupid, Hazar.

What I say happens once.

I'll be right back.

Dilan...

I think you should lay low for a while.

Why is that?

Isn't this my sister's house?

I'll stay as long as I want.

No, she's not gonna get smart.

Afet,

You're the one who's worried about my brother?

Yeah, what about Afet?

Ayşe, what's going on?

Did you eat heart this morning while eating liver?

Is that why your ass is moving apart?

Yes, I did. What about it?

I ate heart. What about it?

Go now, I can't deal with you.

I'll take care of you later.

What's the Möhteber sister got to do with it?

You're out of forts in this mansion.

All the accounts you've done, they're all gone.

- Ayşe! -Yes!

What's not Ayşe what?

What?

Ayşe is right.

You said you were Möhteber, so you stopped.

It's obvious.

That Bella bride's at the mansion having a good time.

What about you, Asiye?

Well, I'm gonna put the two of you on top of each other and say,

I'll just squeeze it in.

You really think so?

I'm telling you.

Come here.

Who's boring who?

Now what?

Ayşe!

Did I come at the wrong time?

No, what about it?

Sit down, Bella.

No, I don't want to sit down.

I'm here for coffee with Dilan.

I promised him a coffee.

It was, wasn't it?

Why don't you take the camellias, and I'll get you the coffees?

Come on, let's go.

Can I tell you something?

This Bella bride is going to tape Dilan to coffee.

I'll tell you.

Now what?

Turkmen, you're out of tea.

I'll pour you.

Oh, my God.

Look, Bella...

You misunderstand me.

No Dilan,

I get you now.

And everyone blames me.

The zucchini came back to haunt me.

Other than my happiness and yours...

I have no doubt about it, Dilan.

All you care about is our happiness.

I knew you didn't misunderstand me.

You know I don't mean any harm.

Of course I do.

I thought you'd want to go home now.

Am I wrong?

What do you mean?

Now that I've made amends with Hazar,

You don't have to think about our happiness, Dilan.

You can go home in peace.

Of course it is.

I'm no longer needed.

I'll go get ready then.

Where are you going?

I brought your coffee.

No, thanks.

Drink your coffee with your sister-in-law...

now.

Congratulations, sister-in-law.

I think you sent the snake back into the hole.

I've sent it so far.

Come on, let's have our coffee.

To the end of the snakes.

That's enough!

Don't you guys have work to do?

No.

Go take care of your husband.

He didn't want any of us.

He's going to rest.

No, of course not.

Does he see a day out of three wives?

Look how Bella keeps around her husband.

Well, this girl's gonna be all over us.

It's already in everyone's favor.

Nazgül.

And you've been a sissy all morning.

That's it.

It is.

When we say we're gonna send him, he's gonna send us a can.

How's that?

Nazgül's right.

We, Bella, have forgotten our own problems from dealing with the bride.

If he puts us out, we'll be out in the open.

Well, I don't know about that.

Mind your own business.

My Agha will marry me in summer.

He said it himself.

He'll marry me.

He said he'll give me a formal wedding in the spring.

He told me in the winter too, here.

How many winters have come and gone,

Of course, there's no wedding.

My Agha is keeping us busy.

He's sending us a finger of honey.

No, that's not how it works.

Let's go talk to Agha tonight.

Let's settle this tonight.

I'm gone.

My great sister is telling the truth.

I'm coming.

We're back to square one.

Agha!

What's up, Möhteber?

Agha, we have something to tell you.

What if you don't say now?

The days are in the sack.

No, Agha, I can't.

We have to say it now.

I'm not in a position to listen to you right now.

I want to sing.

It's not about listening to a song.

Agha, what we have to say is important.

Copy that.

You're not gonna make me listen, you're not gonna make me say.

I'm listening to you.

What is it this time?

- The wedding. -Wedding.

Wedding?

You know what? My lambs are your door-to-door Imam weddings.

Ok Agha, we have an Imam wedding.

We want an official wedding.

So now we have to find a solution to this situation.

You're absolutely right, my Möhteber.

I agree with you.

We need to figure this out.

But I can't solve this.

You'll figure it out.

Because if I marry one of you

The other will have the right.

I can't go into a plague like this.

You have the solution.

Agha, how can we resolve this matter?

I mean, we're all gonna want our own wedding.

Yeah.

Now, if I marry one of you,

I'm afraid I'll get the other one.

Then, Agha, let me help you with this.

You'd better marry me.

It's me in the eye.

Ayşe.

I didn't have any laughs.

Don't laugh.

Girl...

If that job was to be the favorite,

My Agha would have married me already.

To the last eyeache.

The most precious.

Get out of here.

I am Agha's first eyeache and most precious.

Then I deserve the wedding.

Isn't that right, Agha?

Well, don't you ever rot your mouth.

I've said my piece.

Now go, make up your mind.

Come back.

I'll do what I have to do.

How are we going to do that, Agha?

Look, I can't say that either.

I can't even make copies.

I mean, if you want, go do the bingo.

Flip a coin.

Suit yourself.

But go.

I'm listening to the song.

Maybe I will.

Go.

What's happening to you?

It's that or...

Has anyone seen my profile yet?

Let's make no mistake about this.

Look at it again.

Wait a minute.

You can't see anything.

Holy shit, man.

What doesn't it look like?

No, I'm a government woman.

Man, I even look like I'm from outer space.

How come they don't see it?

Oh, my God.

What if I come to you?

Do you know what kind of women are in this Çukurova?

Get out of here!

I'm...I'm...

With the dry climate of Çukurova,

The temperate climate of femininity

I'm a miraculous blend.

It's a golden ratio.

I'm a cultural mosaic.

Oh, I'm so sorry!

Sister...

The men who came in here,

They don't visit museums.

What will they do with the cultural mosaic?

Don't drive me crazy!

Why are you yelling?

For God's sake!

I'm sorry, brother.

Brother,

I mean, look at him.

Maybe there was a click.

Is there?

No.

Not even a poke?

I said no.

No friends.

There's no man in this country who understands women.

No.

Hey!

I swear to God, someone poked me.

Me?

Of course it's you.

He poked me?

What's gonna poke me? He poked you.

Brother...

I'm excited, but I can't talk.

My heart beats in my mouth, you know?

Brother, don't let me get that, okay?

What's he like, who's he, handsome?

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

What's he like, a triangle body?

- Hold it right there!

Wait, I haven't looked yet. I'll check.

Brother, did you look?

Are you saying he's handsome?

I looked.

Is he handsome?

So.

So what?

Is he handsome or not?

So what-what do you mean?

Eh.

What the hell?

We're asking you a question.

Oh, my!

What the fuck?

What the hell?

I mean, if there's only one me left in the world.

I'm still not getting into this.

Don't say that.

It's not like he's gonna be able to afford it when he's gone.

Look at me, Mr. Musalim.

Don't look down on us like that.

We must have our own caliber.

I'll eat your calligraphy.

Get the fuck out of here.

The more I see it, the more nervous I get.

Don't yell at the brother, don't yell at the brother.

Did the doctor say if you shut up, you'll die?

Cultural mosaic.

Now...

As Agha said, we have to make a choice.

Yes, but Möhteber,

What are we gonna do with sticks?

The short one will win.

Short?

I'm short.

I'm the shortest.

Me.

Then it's my wedding, I won.

The one with a mind doesn't say, Ayşe.

The short one says the short one wins.

I'm going to count to three now.

On the count of three, we pull the rods.

Okay?

Come on.

One,

Two,

Three.

Let me see.

Let me see.

Look...

I swear I drew the short one.

It's my wedding.

I just did.

You...

You did it without saying three.

You cheated.

- I didn't. -You did.

No, no, no.

He's telling the truth.

You jumped up and took it before I said three.

Yeah.

I didn't.

- You got it.

I didn't.

You got it.

Crook.

I didn't take it.

You got it.

I didn't.

You're a con.

You're always trying to trick me because I'm short.

I said heads.

Heads, heads.

I win, I win, I win.

Black Sea girl,

You saw the heads, and you said heads.

I was gonna say heads. You jumped.

Fish!

Don't be dirty.

I said heads, heads, heads.

I have the wedding, I have the wedding.

The wedding is mine.

The wedding is mine.

Don't fight.

What's going on?

My Agha.

Why?

Müsalim, we want to marry Agha officially.

He throws the ball to us.

Then may the best one win, Miss Ayşe.

I'm the good one now, too.

It's not about being good.

No, that's not what I'm saying.

Race with the right of your wrist, may the best man win.

I want you to get the official wedding.

How's that?

Be ready in the garden tomorrow morning.

You'll see.

I have a surprise for you.

Don't make me crazy!

The girl...

Shall we go down to the well with this madman's rope,

or not?

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Shall we go down?

Möhteber sis...

Yes?

Can you get me off the table?

My leg's numb.

Oh, my God, you're the girl.

Welcome to the first annual Kalender Agha official wedding contest.

Cut!

Yes, dear guests,

As a result of today's competition here,

One of the ladies of the Bozoks,

My dear brother Kalender Agha

will earn the right to be his official wife.

Asiye, Asiye, Asiye!

Ayşe! Ayşe! Ayşe!

Don't make me go crazy.

May the best man win.

As my dear brother says, may the best man win.

The three-stage competitions,

I'll start the first one.

Let the sack contest begin.

Come on, ladies!

I'm explaining the rules of the competition.

And the opponents,

Punch, kick,

slap,

pinch.

When it's like pushing, getting up,

The sides are disqualified.

First one to the finish line wins the round.

Now...

I say be fair.

And I'm starting the competition.

Three.

Two,

One,

Go!

Come, my Möhteber, come, come.

Well done, well done.

I won.

Mom!

Applause!

Now it's time for the second challenge.

It's a walking race.

We'll get to the finish line,

the one teaches Kalender's hand

will be the winner of the tour.

Agha, I'm coming. Wait for me.

Agha, I'm going to win this too.

Hey!

But there's absolutely no running, and you're gonna walk, okay?

Ready?

- We're ready.

Three, two, one...

Agha!

Agha, I won.

I won!

Don't get too close.

I won.

Agha, you're mine Agha.

I can't stop.

Now it's time for the third challenge.

The one who hits the

heart I mean the target

will be the winner of this raund.

Cut!

Now,

We'll take the first contestant, Madame Möhteber.

Way to go, Mom. You can do it, Mom.

We're behind you!

Come on, Möhteber.

My mom's lost her mind.

My Kalender Agha...

Protect yourself from this woman.

This one's in a bad mood.

It's always out of order, Mrs. Kamilla.

Now...

Our second contestant...

We're taking Miss Ayşe.

My mother for God's sake!

My Ayşe,

The devil fills her, my Ayşe.

Get out of here.

It's heavy, Agha.

Give it to me!

Anyway...

Now...

Our third contestant...

We're taking Mrs. Asiye.

Come on, tough girl of the Black Sea, show 'em.

Show 'em.

And the winner is...

The fierce daughter of the Black Sea...

Asiye!

Yes, dear households.

There's equality in our competitions.

So,

To present a new competition,

To Mr. Kalander, our jury leader,

I'll give you the microphone.

Thank you, Müsalim.

Sound.

Yeah...

My dear ladies.

We're moving to a new stage in our competition.

To make this tie go away,

I have a riddle for you, ladies.

Go ahead, Agha.

I'm a hell of a woman.

What the hell do you know?

A dwarf with a mind of his own.

Don't fight, don't fight!

For God's sake!

Who knows this riddle right,

This will be the owner of the marriage license.

Now I'm asking the riddle.

Ezan reads and doesn't pray.

Gets woman but doesn't marry.

Excuse me, Agha?

Don't you get it?

Repeat.

Ezan reads and doesn't pray.

Gets woman but doesn't marry.

No?

No?

Daddy.

Oh, my dear.

Agha, Dad.

I do.

Say it, but say it in my ear.

Don't let anyone hear.

You're damn right you did.

But look, don't tell anyone about this.

We'll switch cones.

See how she knew?

Bella.

Ladies, Ayşe, Asiye.

You'll be excused until the roosters crow tomorrow morning.

Who knows the answer to the riddle,

will be the owner of the marriage license.

Now...

Ladies, to every young man...

The competition is over. Come on.

At least tell me.

I can't tell you.

Why don't you tell me?

I can't tell you.

- Tell me, girl.

Come on!

Come over here.

Thank you for all your hard work.

It was a very successful competition.

It didn't work out, though.

Bella, my bride.

How are you?

Take it easy, honey.

Here you go, Mom.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Let me talk to you in private.

Hey, girl, look what we got here.

Bribery.

Shame on you, girl.

Is there a bribe?

For what you've done for me.

A tiny little gift.

What am I supposed to do for you?

Now you're going to tell me the answer to your question.

And I'll give you this gold.

No.

Yeah, sure.

Now you're gonna get your gold.

Think about the fully automatic washing machine.

A washing machine?

Yeah, it's a washing machine.

with dryer.

With a dishwasher.

Oh, come on!

Yeah.

You're gonna tell me, aren't you?

No, I can't.

That's a very immoral offer.

I can't tell you.

You're the dirty one.

It's immoral.

Mom!

You scared me.

You should be.

Now...

You will tell me immediately what the answer to the riddle is.

I can't tell you.

You're gonna tell me.

I really can't.

Look at me,

If you don't tell me...

I'll put you on my pretty feet as a bootie.

I'll hormonize you.

She's drowning...

My mother...

My beautiful daughter-in-law.

Oh, my darling.

Don't you want some

Let's be brides to a mother-in-law who lives like this?

What do you mean, rose-like?

I mean, like...

No fighting,

No noise,

A mother-in-law standing behind you like a door.

You don't want to?

I'd love to, Mom. I'd love to.

But I can't.

Please don't insist.

You're gonna tell me.

I can't tell you.

You're gonna tell me!

I can't tell you.

You're gonna tell me!

I can't tell you.

I promised my father.

I can't tell you even if you kill me.

Oh, boy!

That was close.

I'm sorry.

You want some?

No, thanks.

Eat.

I squeezed it myself for you.

For me?

Yeah, for you.

Open your mouth.

Oh!

Bless my new daughter-in-law.

And Bella,

Let me tell you something.

I've been very fond of you since the beginning.

You know what?

But what do you do?

Wrong time, wrong place.

If we'd met in different environments,

We'd be great buddies.

But it's not too late for anything, is it?

My great sister and Asiye,

It's all because of them.

Whenever I get close to a person

They're standing over me like demons.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

But there's no turning back from the damage.

Now you tell me the answer to the riddle.

Our friendship is perfect.

I can't tell you.

What do you mean, you can't?

I just can't.

What do you mean, you can't?

What do you mean, you can't?

What are you doing?

Crazy.

He knows, he doesn't say.

What is it?

Yes, ladies.

You heard the bell.

The competition is over.

What's the answer to our riddle?

What's going on?

Bella...

Or did you tell them the answer?

No, Daddy, I wouldn't.

Even if she did say, should we stoop to her and ask her?

Personally, I've never dealt with her in my entire life.

You know, I'm one of those guys who likes to win with the right of an ankle.

Agha, we haven't fallen far enough to ask the bride for help.

Yeah.

If you're so sure of yourself,

Then say it.

What's the answer?

Agha, can you repeat the question?

It's for my great sister.

Because he may not remember the question from his age.

Ezan reads and doesn't pray.

gets a woman but won't marry.

got it?

The alarm clock.

What are you laughing at?

My Agha once bought an hour.

Ezan was recited.

It's the alarm clock, isn't it, Agha?

It's not.

You're laughing, you tell me the answer.

What's not to know?

I'll give you the answer.

It's a whistle cooker.

Damn it, Asiye!

I thought you were a smart guy.

So I have to say you let me down.

Don't worry about the wives.

We are not going to make you forget our marriage.

We'll get you a little room.

We'll put up bunk beds.

You get along like a rose on top.

I'll give you the answer.

I'll give it to you.

Rıtgıt.

Rıtgıt?

Cowboy Rıtgıt.

What if he goes from village to village

He didn't have time to marry the wives.

Rıtgıt.

Congratulations, Ayşe.

It was him.

What do you mean, Agha?

Then can we get started on the wedding?

Lightning speed.

I'm sorry.

And the ladies...

I gave you the answer with my own mouth.

But you're not listening.

I don't understand.

What did I say?

I said I'm waiting for your answer until the roosters crow in the morning.

Didn't I tell you?

I'm explaining the correct answer to the riddle...

Rooster.

- Rooster?

Rooster.

I thought about it.

Can't we score a point on the way out like this?

Because I'm the closest answer to an answer.

Ayşe, what an idiot you are.

Where's the girl Red Kit, where's the rooster?

I got so close right?

Why don't you...

Because the pot whistles, too.

The rooster's crowing, too.

That's as close as you'll get with that little brain of yours.

I'm the one who got close.

The wedding's up to me.

No, Agha will marry me once.

What should my Agha do with you when I'm here?

That's enough, ladies. That's enough.

None of you got the right answer.

And for that reason,

And the competition is over.

End of story.

Get well soon.

What are you saying, Agha?

Then you'll have to make the choice again.

So you're gonna pick one of the three of us.

One of the three of you, huh?

A) Möhteber.

Yeah.

B) Asiye.

C) Ayşe.

De

De

-D?

De

None.

None of it?

D) None of them.

Look, don't push me.

I swear I'll walk away.

You can't find me.

Look, something's happening again.

Something's come over me again.

Get up, my in-law.

Let's go get some air.

Ladies...

I told you.

Your life is in between his lips.

You see.

He's going to leave you.

She's not a mom she's a mixer.

Mess mixer.

Agha showed us

death and made us thank sickness.

Come on, you're all right again, in-law.

When you say it was a contest, it was a puzzle.

you've managed not to marry.

No matter how much charity I've given to anyone

God laughed in my face.

You'll make so much more charity afterwards.

The ladies have no intention of letting this go.

I'll tell you that.

I think so too.

If that's the case,

marry one of them.

What about it?

I can't decide which one I love.

I don't know.

You've done a lot of things yourself, my in-laws.

You're living together for years.

Think about it.

Weigh it,

then decide.

If we get into that

Möhteber will weigh more.

But who you love more?

Who do you think your heart leads to?

That's where I can't decide.

Why?

Because I don't know which one loves me more.

I think all three of them love you very much.

That's what's happening.

My dear liver, here's the thing.

Do they love me for who I am?

Or do they love me because I'm a Agha?

I get it.

You're looking at it emotionally.

My dear in-law,

I'm trying to explain.

I put the world in front of them.

One hand in the oil, one hand in the honey.

They get everything they want.

Of course these women want to marry me,

who else would it be?

From your side, yes, you are right.

Yeah.

Well...

What if you strip off all your status?

Strip?

Let me put it this way.

- You're Agha now.

- You have money. -Yes.

-You have power. -Yes.

- You're capable. -Yes.

What if none of those exist.

I mean, if you weren't Agha.

If you didn't have the money, if you didn't have the power.

If you weren't capable.

Would they still love you?

And you're such a wily man.

What about you? What about you?

He's a educated man.

Here's the magic of the tie.

How did you figure this out in a minute?

Okay.

Come on!

I figured it out.

I'm gonna strip off all my social status.

I understood it all in the presence of me.

But who will stay with me in the absence?

We'll all see together and find out.

That's it.

Then I have another idea.

I'll tell you about it later.

Möhteber...

Yes, Agha?

You know I love you.

In fact, I like you best of all my wives.

I know, Agha.

Which is why I can only share my problem with you.

Tell me, Agha, I'll take care of you.

I'm stuck.

Are you stuck?

I'm stuck in a big debt.

What?

No way!

What kind of debt does the great Kalender Agha have?

Gambling debt.

What, gambling?

And you don't gamble?

I swear I did it. It's crazy.

I've done it.

I've already lost everything.

I can't tell the kids anything.

I can't get my hands on the company's safe.

It's a questioning.

Let's not tell anyone about this.

Let's work this out.

How's that gonna work?

The gold I give to you at the wedding...

Yeah.

Why don't you give them to me and we'll settle this debt?

But I'll put it back.

I'll take it as a loan.

What's gold between a man and a wife?

Really?

I swear.

Really?

I swear.

But look, this gold is very valuable to me.

If you say you can't give them to me

I'll get it.

Agha, let the gold be your dog.

That's what you're saying.

I'm telling you.

Then...

I'll see you tonight, Möhteber.

I'll see you, Agha.

Let's meet.

Excuse me, Möhteber.

Good-bye, Agha.

Bye.

My Agha...

The more you moan, the worse it gets for me.

Oh, my God, what happened?

I...

I'm stuck, Ayşe.

You've got gas, Agha, I'll boil you a Sinameki.

No, no, Ayşe, come and sit down, not like that.

It's not like that.

I'm stuck in a huge debt.

I can't talk to my other wives.

You're the only one I can open up to.

Of course you're going to open up to me, Agha.

I'm your middle wife.

I'm your middle flower, aren't I?

My Ayşe...

I feel like an ox has been donated here.

You figure it out, you're the only one who can figure it out.

Don't say that.

It's a loan, isn't it?

We'll pay him and he'll be gone.

I'll give you my spleen, Agha.

You ask me and I'll give you a kidney-no pair.

My Ayşe, keep your kidney and spleen.

I want your gold.

Don't I?

My Agha wanted gold.

And I won't give it to you?

It's all yours.

My Agha wanted gold.

I'd be a victim.

It's a sacrifice to you.

Here.

What have you done, Ayşe?

You shouldn't have.

I'll pick these up tonight.

You're gonna break your hand.

I'll cut off this wrist and give it to you.

My Ayşe...

I'd be a victim to you.

What did you do?

I'd be a victim.

Don't cry, Ayşe. Don't cry.

You'll get your ear out.

I'll rip that ear off.

Come, my Ayşe, come.

Oh, my...

my Arab horse.

My liver.

I'd be a victim to you.

My Asiye...

I feel terrible.

Why, Agha, what's the matter with you?

Are you sick?

I'm sick, my Asiye.

I got a gambling problem.

What?

What are you talking about Agha?

It's true, Asiye.

I can't help myself.

I ate my children's food in casinos.

And now I'm embarrassed to ask you to go to the children and lend them to me.

I told only my Asiye would understand, that's why I came to you, Asiye.

You know that gold I gave to you at the wedding?

Yeah.

Even if you give them to me,

If only I could pay off my gambling debt.

I don't have much either, but...

Let me see that under the pillow.

No, this gold is mine.

I won't give them to you,

I understand if you say they mean too much to me.

Repent, Agha.

What kind of talk is that?

Don't confuse me with your other wives, Agha.

I don't want money.

Property is the chip of life.

I mean, I understand if you say it.

No Agha, take it.

My property and my life for you, my Agha.

I mean, if you say it's not enough...

I'll ask my dads, they'll send me.

That's what you're saying.

Yeah.

I'm finished.

So all three of them took off and gave away all the gold, huh?

I tried to talk them out of it.

But they gave it to me without even thinking about it.

What more do you want?

That means all three of them love you very much.

What's so good about my in-law?

How am I supposed to decide?

Maybe...

This is your destiny, Mr. Kalender.

Maybe we shouldn't push too hard.

No, my in-law.

I'm not gonna let this go.

I'm gonna keep trying until I find out the truth.

What are you going to do?

We'll figure something out, of course.

Look at her, Nazgül.

My Agha is so troubled.

mother...

Did you really kill the gold?

What kind of question is that, Nazgül?

So my Agha is here.

He wanted something from his first eyeache.

He asked me to do it.

He trusted me.

Shouldn't I just tell him no?

Mother, I'm afraid you've given your gold tooth to Agha.

Girl!

I'll rip your teeth out.

I'll count it in your hand one by one.

Oh, my God.

Mother...

Girl!

Tell me...

Do you really feel sorry for Agha?

Or your gold?

Don't be stupid.

You're gonna get your ass kicked!

It's not good for you either.

I don't know, one day tomorrow,

It's a check, it's a currency, it's a bond, it's gold.

I don't know, dollars.

Mark's maybe.

But you come to my door and shout Afet.

Will the chicken be spared from the place where the goose will come?

Wallet, wallet.

Wallet?

Marriage license, Afet, marriage license.

God, you're such a bad woman.

There's another one of you under the ground.

Please.

My love.

May all my gold be sacrificed to you, my dear.

So you gave him everything under the pillow.

Yeah.

You don't give up your gold easily, but...

I'm so sorry about your father.

I couldn't bear to see it so embarrassed.

Look.

He seems very troubled, very upset.

I don't want him to have another problem.

I mean, you guys keep nagging him.

What are you talking about?

Mom!

What are you pinching?

Of course, you got a temper when you gave the gold.

My husband's in trouble.

You're still saying gold.

Look how much trouble he's in his in-laws.

Girl...

He's even looking out for the sheath.

I wonder what we're gonna do.

I'll play bigger.

What do you mean?

Like gambling?

No, no, no.

I get it.

I won't be able to intimidate these women with gold.

I need to take something more important from them.

Something bigger.

Mr. Kalender, I hope you're not thinking of doing anything to yourself.

It's kind of like that.

You've got to be kidding me.

And you didn't exaggerate this game?

I'm going to make a big deal out of it.

I'm going to kill myself.

but not like that.

How so?

I'm going bankrupt.

When the flag of bankruptcy was raised,

Let's see who stays with me.

Bankruptcy.

Mr. Kalender, you'll be feared.

Don't make a sound.

Don't make a sound.

- What?

What are you talking about?

Don't get in my way.

But why?

Son, I'm going to play a little game with your mothers, that's all.

What's the game, dad?

Who loves Agha the most?

Well, dad, isn't it a shame about women?

Now they really think you're bankrupt.

They'll destroy themselves.

That's exactly what I'm wondering.

Let's see if they destroy themselves.

Or are they just gonna walk away without looking back?

Dad, we don't understand what you're trying to do.

You don't get it, do you?

Let me give you an example.

Now this is a ship.

I'm drilling a hole in this ship.

Is the ship slowly starting to take on water?

It's starting.

I'll wait for you later.

Let's see who leaves this ship first.

Okay?

My father, my dear father.

I mean, what's the point of doing things like that?

Oh, for God's sake.

Do I have to take your advice at this age?

Now gather your wives,

Take Afet with you, and Şirin with you.

and leave.

I'll take care of the rest.

So now you're firing us?

I'm firing you.

Dad, you've turned the mansion into a company.

Where are we gonna go?

Well, well, well.

It's like he's asking me all the shit.

Now he's onto me,

Where are we going, Dad?

For God's sake!

Gather all the people.

Straight to the stone house.

- Dad work, company.

If I say you're going, you will.

Tomorrow morning,

At sunrise, you'll all line up at the door.

If you're not at the door,

We'll switch cones.

Oh, come on.

Come on, Cemil, come on.

Do you believe in, Afet?

I've needed a vacation like this for a long time.

Yeah really.

How nice of him, Agha.

He's a very thoughtful man.

Möhteber,

Why doesn't my Agha send us on vacation?

Besides, where was it seen

that the bride left the mother-in-law and went on vacation?

My Agha wants to be alone with us.

Look, I never thought of it like that.

Möhteber,

I wish you'd gone on vacation.

You need a vacation.

Ayşe.

My child,

My child,

My mother.

Take care of yourself out there, okay?

I mean, if you got sick,

I don't have anyone to look after like me.

Well, Mom.

Besides, I'm not alone. I'm going with my wife.

That's what I'm talking about.

Come on, don't dawdle.

Let's go before it's too late, come on.

Yeah, my husband's right.

Let's go before it's too late.

Bella!

Bella!

Let's go.

Şirin, are you sure you don't want to come?

No, sister-in-law, you go ahead.

Besides, I don't feel comfortable leaving Ferhat.

I wish you'd come.

Come on, enjoy yourselves, don't worry about me.

Let's go in the middle.

What about Möhteber...

I wish you guys would go.

Ayşe!

Hazar...

Look, our plan is working.

Who are they?

Who are they?

I don't know.

What's going on?

Brother, who are you looking for?

We're meeting with Kalender Bozok, and he's in foreclosure.

-What? -What?

Welcome, officer.

Come in, come in, come in.

Here's all the stuff inside.

You can have it all any way you want.

Aren't you going to say something?

What about the foreclosure of Kalender Agha's house?

Oh, my Möhteber.

That's what I did, being an ass.

I vouched for one of my partners.

And when he didn't pay,

That's what happened to us.

See, Agha?

You won't even vouch for your father in this day and age.

My Agha, then...

Let's call off our Hazar.

Let them throw something, Agha.

No, no, no.

I gave my sons this watch so they wouldn't be embarrassed.

But don't worry.

Your Agha will fix this.

Hey, stop!

Wait, wait, where are you going?

He's taking the oven with him.

With chicken in it.

Is he crazy or what?

For God's sake!

Ayşe.

What do you want me to do?

Should we waist chicken?

Is this what's gonna happen to us?

Don't worry about it.

Your Agha will take care of everything.

And what if I don't?

Do you like me for things?

And what if we don't have a refrigerator, a TV, an oven?

Of course it is, Agha.

You know, it still makes you sad.

What's the matter, Agha?

Besides, you get us newer ones, right?

Look, this is strictly between us.

Promise?

You go check on Baran.

my house had foreclosure.

No, it's not like your Agha did that.

Is that clear?

This stays a secret between us.

It's a secret.

For God's sake!

For God's sake!

Oh, my God.

Here, take this, dry bone, you'll get away with it.

My sister.

Everything's gone.

Brother.

They even took the pita.

They even took the coffee table.

What do they want with my queen pillow?

What happened here, a foreclosure?

I'm pissed off, I swear I didn't have a laugh.

Don't worry, my in-law.

As they say, world goods stay in the world.

The important thing is, we don't want to spoil it, do we?

That's right.

Anyone can be on the side of a person.

But...

the real issue is

to be united in poverty.

Right, right, right, right.

Agha, I won't leave your side for a minute.

It's not like they're gonna take the roof off our heads.

We were going to change the decorations anyway.

That's good.

You shouldn't say what you've become.

you should say what I'll be.

Look at us.

-Möhteber? -Yes.

- My Agha.

- My Asiye.

Look, if...

I can't live in this house,

If you're saying you can't stand this misery anymore,

If you're saying you're going back to your mother's house,

I understand.

I won't be offended.

I don't mind.

Don't say that, Agha.

We spread out the earth.

We'll still be together.

Don't worry about it, Agha.

- My love. -Yes?

Are we going on our honeymoon now?

I mean, a little bit, darling.

Well, the honeymoon's kind of a one-on-one thing, but...

It's better than nothing.

My love.

We're going on our honeymoon, aren't we?

We never dated.

Kağan, I'm talking to you.

We're going to the honeymoon, yeah.

Oh, that's nice, by the way, with all of you.

Go get your honeymoon and everything.

What about me?

We'll leave you to divisional command, Afet.

You can have your honeymoon with Gökhan there, huh?

If only my Gökhan were here.

I miss his face.

If you only knew how much I miss Agha.

I long for him.

Patience.

It's almost time for Gökhan to return.

And Hazar...

What did you do in the army?

What do I do, darling?

As soon as school was over, I ended up here.

Girl, you'll soon be waiting for the army road.

Do I have to wait for a soldier like this?

Don't worry, I have a permit.

You won't feel sorry for that either, will you, my love?

And what's that like?

He doesn't know if her husband's in the military yet.

Whatever enthusiasm he's got, he's got a straight shot at the wedding.

That I'm a victim of charisma.

Aga, let me be your rosary. Pull me up.

The way you look, your mustache.

I'm a victim of his height, his heart.

Well, we've got Kalender Agha on our hands like a mountain.

We'll be fine.

May God keep him in mind.

Amen.

And so what if our stuff is gone.

They didn't take this roof from us.

Women, who are these men?

Mom, what have they come to take away again?

Run, sister, run.

Run.

Why are you here again?

Isn't Kalender Bozok's house?

- Yeah.

Seal it.

And where are you sealing it?

This is the mansion of the great Kalender Agha.

And let the folks at home know,

No one goes in until the loan is paid.

What do you mean, no one's going in?

Who don't you bring into your house?

Ladies, ladies, wait a minute.

Welcome, my Officer.

Thank you, my Kalender Agha.

Agha, they're sealing the house.

What should we do, Ayşe?

What do you mean, Agha?

We only had one roof over our heads, and they're taking it.

- What... -Dad!

What's going on?

That's my daughter's debt.

What do we do?

Our necks are thin against our government.

Officer.

Is there any other way to do this?

Come on, don't upset us.

Pay your debt, ma'am.

There's no other way.

There is.

There is.

How much?

It's $300,000.

Three hundred thousand dollars?

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Officer...

Maybe there's another way.

You tell an officer on duty,

Are you trying to bribe me?

Know your place.

No.

Don't call it bribe,

this

is a good beating.

Attack, ladies.

Möhteber!

Möhteber!

You ate him.

Let go! Ayşe.

Don't make me crazy.

Ya!

Officer, that's how it is.

They go crazy once in a while, dear.

And you're...

Let's get this over with.

Seal it.

Seal.

Seal it.

My Möhteber,

My Ayşe,

Let go, Turkmen.

They are sealing the house.

He took the chain off.

I said let go!

Let go!

Son, what are you doing?

Are you going to seal?

Come and seal it.

Ayşe, what are you doing?

I'm chaining myself up, Agha.

I'll die and I won't give up my house.

Take your chains off, Ayşe.

I won't.

I'll die and not give up our house.

Get out of here!

I'll fuck your seal.

Open the fucking chains.

Open up, I'm gonna have an accident.

What are you doing, Asiye?

What about a gun for a government official?

My Agha...

Move.

It's the government or me.

If you're gonna shoot, shoot me.

Please, move.

My Asiye...

Put the gun down.

Agha, let me take care of this.

I'm telling you, my Asiye, put the gun down.

Don't do it.

I told you to put down.

For God's sake!

My sister.

If you love God, take my Ayşe.

Through the door.

-Ayşe. -Let go.

This one's tangled up, Ayşe.

Sister.

My Agha.

We tried, but it won't break.

So what do we do?

Seal it with her.

Seal it.

What a beautiful place this is.

What do you think, girl?

Do Aghas ever bring us to a bad place?

Besides, does my paradise Adana have an ugly corner?

It really don't.

Anyway, now that you're sighing,

We'll enjoy ourselves, too, new bride.

There are no new brides and daughters-in-laws here.

You won't be working.

My brother and I are going to have a nice barbecue tonight, aren't we, brother?

Of course, we're on it.

I'll help you, my love.

And my love,

Since I'm not the new bride here,

Let's never go.

No?

You're so bored already, new girl.

Well, I'm sorry,

You're the new bride for the next 15 or 20 years.

The mansion is stuck in the mansion, ladies.

Let's have a little bit of fun over here.

Come on, darling, I'll show you around the house.

Come on, love, let's go.

Go ahead, love. Go ahead.

Someone's cooked it, and I'm the one who's talking to me.

I was a little stubborn at first, but...

If the king had a seal, it would be as good as any man's.

Good luck to our mansion.

Ayşe...

I'm really curious about her.

Are you really stupid?

Or are you pretending to be an idiot?

No, sis, we don't have a copycat.

I'm original. I'm original.

My Agha.

Are we always gonna stand in front of the door like this?

You can't do anything?

What should we do, my Asiye?

Be against our government?

Dad, are we really homeless now?

Yeah.

My poor baby, we're homeless.

My dear ladies, whom I love more than my life...

I know it's my fault, it's my fault.

If we're under the circumstances

We don't want to live with you,

If you say we're going back to our mother's house

I understand.

No hard feelings.

Agha, you stop and say the same thing.

I don't know about the other wives, but my place is your...

If I can get out of here, I hope it's with you.

Where do you belong next to my Agha?

My Agha...

My place is with you.

And I'm not here till market. I'm with you until the grave, Agha.

Agha, I'm with you in the grave.

Oh, my God, Möhteber!

Oh, my God, it's not that bad.

Come on, my in-law, I'll tell you something in this camellia.

Turkmen...

Are there any known locksmiths?

Asiye,

My sister.

Do you know any locksmiths?

Girl, what happened?

How are you?

I'm not in the mood for pleasantries now.

Well, sis...

Are Hazar and Bella in the mansion?

No, he's on vacation.

Two lovebirds.

Did they go on vacation?

They've made up a lot.

They're back to the way they were, huh?

I don't have time for pleasantries with you.

Is that what you called to ask?

I'm coming to the mansion, sis.

I just thought I'd check in and see who's there.

Are you coming to the mansion?

Don't come. Go back.

Why?

I can't deal with you.

Sister, did you turn against me too?

Come on, we'll talk later.

But sister.

She hung up.

What the hell?

Anyway, you'll see.

The gold's gone first.

Then the mansion left.

Thank God for this day.

What'd you say?

What gold are you talking about?

Nothing.

And when the foreclosures came,

Thank God they didn't take the gold tooth out of my mouth.

Oh, thank God.

Don't make it up.

You liar.

Didn't you say the gold was gone?

Don't look at me like that. Don't scare me.

Tell me, Ayşe!

Nothing escapes you, either!

My Agha came and said

he was a little short on debt.

he wanted some gold, so I gave him.

-He asked from me too. -Me too.

Thank god he didn't want from me.

But women!

There's only one explanation for this.

Agha is bankrupting.

-What?

He's going bankrupt.

He's going bankrupt.

Mom, mom!

Oh, my...

Oh, Ayşe?

Look, brother, how I'm knocking over the rat now.

Rats?

Yeah, the rat's the name of this game.

That's why we brought you in.

I took a life.

Did I take your life?

What the hell is this?

Is that Casper the Pretty Ghost or something?

It's like the ball's going through your soul.

I haven't made my number ten shot yet, brother. Wait.

Now we'll see where it goes.

How I knocked her over to two 80s.

What are you doing, Afet?

You're throwing a ball at your enemy?

I'm sorry, Agha.

I take racing and games very seriously.

It must have been my mother's habit.

How can you throw a ball at her like that?

You're gonna blow anyway, look at this.

She wouldn't come between us, my Agha.

Come, darling, come.

Girl, why don't we play one more hand?

Mr. Kalender, I see your plan is working perfectly.

Please, my in-law, and don't let anyone know.

No way.

Look, even Kamilla didn't understand.

He really thinks you're a poor person now.

Yeah good.

You got yourselves kicked out of the house.

So what happens now?

It's time to figure out who's who.

We'll watch and see.

I'm sorry, but how can you be so comfortable?

And where are you staying tonight?

At the hotel.

Well my in-law...

You and I will go to a spa.

massage, spa

Let's get ourselves into 50,000 care.

So, ladies?

The ladies will stay here.

They'll stay.

We'll see who's more resistant to this difficult situation.

You're nothing but a few, my in-law.

A Kalender Bozok doesn't grow easily.

Ferhat.

Ferhat.

How I've missed you.

I miss you too.

Şirin, they've sealed the hayloft.

Where will I see you now?

If they've sealed the haystack, they can't seal the dump.

And when two hearts are one, even the dump...

Don't make a sound.

Dilan!

Welcome.

Thank you, my dear.

I'd say you missed yourself.

You know I don't like lies.

I don't like snakes, though.

I don't have time to deal with you.

I'm here to see my sister.

If we throw you out the door, you're coming through the chimney.

I'm gonna ask you when I walk into my sister's house?

You should have thought of that before you put a fit between them.

I tried to do them a favor.

Besides, Bella and I sat down together,

We talked sweetly.

You misunderstood me.

The one with the honey in his mouth has a needle in his tail.

Don't I know it.

Now you go home.

Drink a glass of cold water.

Come back later.

You can't fire me.

Hell, yeah, I will.

Your cover's blown, Dilan.

Everyone knows what you are now.

Even my naive sister-in-law understands.

Look, Şirin!

You'll regret it.

Look at that.

And he's threatening me.

I really feel sorry for you, Dilan.

You laugh.

You'll be begging a lot later, Miss Şirin.

Very.

These guys think they're something, bro.

Abo!

My back is killing me.

I got everything,

Why did we bring this box of dowry?

What do you mean, why did we bring it?

He goes where I go.

We can't break up.

You're going to the grave with this, aren't you?

What kind of language are you talking about?

God willing, I'm with him.

I'll be a bride, I'll go home.

Brother.

Now we have one more bond than brotherhood.

We're roommates.

I'll take the rent.

I'm paying for my own property.

Here.

Look at me.

This house has rules.

First of all,

You're not gonna squeeze toothpaste in the middle like that.

That's easy.

I don't use paste.

I use Misvak.

Anyway, two...

Forget the rule, for God's sake.

Rules are meant to be drilled.

Brother, let me tell you something.

Besides, I have to get married

before these end.

Well...

Hey. Come here.

Come on.

Have a seat.

Brother...

Well, well, well.

Why doesn't anyone see my profile?

So you haven't reached the masses, Mrs. Turkmen.

So we've got the wrong strategy.

Sure.

We couldn't get our voices out to the public.

We couldn't go public, brother.

Here's what we'll do.

If you want,

I'll give you a megaphone.

You go up on the roof and yell.

Or we could print out little flyers like this.

Hand it out to the city buses, huh?

No, brother, that's not...

We need to do a more effective demonstration.

Like what?

Like...

What are you gonna do?

You might want to call a dealership meeting.

Or make a press release.

That's a great idea.

Look, this press release idea is a great idea.

I love it.

Like this, Adana's leading young, handsome,

We'll call in the business association.

Well, that's very good of you.

Really.

You're the best.

Kalender, we'll call my brother.

Then...

We'll eat your candy.

For the best.

Lots of peanuts like this.

Don't drive me crazy.

Like it's not.

It's a good thing Kalander sent us here.

Yes, darling, we've opened up.

My brother and I haven't had a barbecue in a long time.

It's good, isn't it, brother?

For real.

Look, before you run off to Istanbul,

I'd kidnap them and Gökhan and bring them here.

Those were the days!

Come on, then.

-To Gökhan. -To Gökhan.

My Gökhan.

What did you bend your neck for, girl?

Faceless.

Why shouldn't I?

I'm eating and drinking here,

Who knows what my liver is like, my Gökhan.

He's in good hands.

Come on, let's drink to Seher this time.

Who is Seher?

You're counting down in the army.

Four, three, two, one after

Run to families in arms.

Missive.

God.

It's daybreak.

Daybreak or not?

Let's drink to dawn.

Drink up. Drink up.

We don't drink, but who does?

Girl Nazgül, what are you drinking?

What will I drink, Agha?

Can't you see I'm drinking cherry?

Look, put it in there, Afet.

As you can see.

Bella, would you like a cherry?

No, thank you.

I'm very happy with apricot juice.

If you love God.

When's the wedding?

Let's drink to Bella with apricot juice.

Come on.

Oh, my!

Come, my in-law.

Let's just say we're staying in a hotel for the ladies.

Apparently,

Now you're the chief of staff, Kalender Agha.

Good luck, ladies.

Thank you, Agha.

What are you doing?

We're setting up a tent.

I see that.

Why?

I, personally, am a female bird.

I'm trying to do my part.

Are you the girl, she-bird?

God damn you.

If she were yours, she'd be a sad owl.

Girl Asiye, stop giggling.

Stork neck.

It's already on my nose.

Don't argue, don't fight.

My problem is bigger than the world.

I've had enough.

I can't listen to you here anymore.

Where?

To the hotel.

Honey, my in-law is buying me a hotel.

Kamil!

You're not going anywhere.

Why?

Because his wife won't let him.

Of course I'll let you.

You two be one.

And set up a harem.

Agha.

You're not going anywhere.

Yes, Agha.

You're not going anywhere.

And you're not going anywhere.

What the hell was that?

These women have also corrupted my beautiful Turkish.

Kalender Agha,

Looks like the ladies are determined not to leave us.

All right.

Since you won't let us go,

Since we're staying here tonight,

Tell me...

Where are we gonna sleep, on the streets?

No Agha, we're building a tent, we're staying in a tent.

Which tent?

Damn you, girl.

Clumsy.

You can't point a tent in both hands.

My Agha.

I'll build you a kingly bed in this tent tonight.

I'm going to make a nice whistle.

Therefore my Agha will stay with me tonight.

Right?

Agha, I did an experimental study in my own tent.

You can be ready for different experiences.

Oh, my God.

Tonight is my evening, Ayşe.

It's my Agha's expedition.

The line at the mansion doesn't go in the tent.

Don't you understand?

I'm not staying with any of you tonight.

What's my name?

Agha.

Kalender Agha.

Since I've lost everything,

Now that my whole family is here,

In the streets, in the tents.

I'll start all over again.

What does that mean, Agha?

You are no longer a Agha's wife.

You'll be the wife of a Şırdaner.

As of tonight

on the streets of Adana

I've got a tray in my hand.

I'm gonna yell "şırdan," "şırdan."

What are you talking about, Agha?

What the hell?

Yeah, she'll be my sister.

My darlings,

My lungs, my wives.

My Agha is talking about me.

My ladies...

If we're not happy and happy about this,

And now we're sleeping on the streets.

If you say we're going back to Mom's house,

I understand. I don't mind.

I won't be offended.

Oh, come on.

What's the matter, girl?

You've got your apples out.

Do you ask like you don't know, brother?

Do we have a problem other than the Bozoks?

What is it now?

It doesn't have to be anything new.

Haven't they done enough so far?

Dilan, please. Don't start again.

Start what?

The more they get away with it, the more I rot inside of me.

My soul is being crushed.

My dear, nothing to rot and crush.

Don't make a big deal out of it.

What's done is done.

Unless...

They cried so hard,

They left us no choice but to move forward.

What are you getting at?

A thousand-year-old tribe

I'm telling you, they ran him over.

They made us toys.

Dilan.

Is that a lie?

And worst of all, you let them.

They said come, you came.

They told me to go away.

That's enough!

Give 'em hell.

Let the whole world see it.

What does it mean to mess with the Durans?

Dilan, enough with the girl.

What do you want?

You want me to shoot them in the head?

Is that what you want?

Stop fueling this hostility.

The hostility is of no use to anyone.

No one.

My Agha...

Can you go in these slippers?

Where are your boots?

Or have they sealed them, too?

You're so ignorant, Ayşe.

Do you ever travel in those boots of mine?

The time will come,

When my feet are blackened,

I'll have to walk until it's punctured.

Bread money.

It's not easy.

Old watch,

hearty,

Aga with boots.

What have you been up to?

You're right, my Möhteber.

I mean, look, I'm gonna say it one more time.

If you want, I can go to your mother's house...

Yes, Agha. Yes, we know.

We can go if we want.

But we're not going.

Well, I'm just saying.

Where is the Agha of the Bozoks,

Where's this swill?

Come on, I'm out of here.

Don't do it, brother.

You are the great Kalender Agha.

Does that look good on you?

First of all, what I need to think about is,

It's my family's livelihood.

Cemil, my son!

Bring me my wine tray.

May God keep you safe.

I hope so.

Amen, God willing.

Bring it.

Here you are, Agha.

In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.

They look good on your hand.

Oh, my God, I'm craving this.

Oh, boy!

Now we're going public.

We'll be selling towels and stuff soon.

I've heard of my dear Şirin.

Don't be afraid, your father isn't dead yet.

Come on, my in-law.

Let's go Kalender Agha.

No, Kamil, where are you going?

You're not going anywhere.

Why is that my wife?

Shame on you, aren't you ashamed?

Selling trays of loyalty?

It's not loyalty

giblets.

Besides, my in-laws aren't selling.

He'll support me logistically.

No, you're still not going.

No, no, I'll go anyway.

Because to Mr. Kalender, it's physiological.

I need to give you some psychological support.

Let's go, my in-laws.

Let's go, let's go.

Şırdan!

Şırdan!

Şırdan!

Şırdan!

My Agha...

How much are we selling for?

Idiot.

Şırdan!

Şırdan!

Hold this, hold this.

Put it in the back of the car.

Are we really going to sell these now?

No, why would we sell it?

Look, he's already here.

I also put a pair of boots in reserve.

Well, Kalender Agha, I don't understand anything.

Aren't we going to sell now?

You don't know your in-law at all.

I have so many surprises for you.

You'll be surprised.

What do you say?

Come on, get in the car.

Come on.

Come on.

My lamb is zero-zero-one.

Look, look, look, listen, listen, listen.

Let's go.

Here you go, love.

Oh!

How do you like it?

Yes, it's beautiful.

I've never eaten before.

It's unique around here, Goosehead.

What?

The Goosehead?

Are we eating the head of the goose now?

Yeah, we'll eat the head of the goose,

We'll eat its feet, it arms, its wings, everything.

I mean, it's not like there's gonna be any goose left.

No love.

It's lamb.

Nazgül is joking in his mind.

Here, eat this too.

No, thanks, love.

I think I'm gonna be a vegetarian.

Should I eat the goose, too, my love?

Yeah, eat.

Here you go, love.

Oh, dear.

Bon appétit.

Eat it Agha.

No, I'm full. Leave it.

Agha, if you love God, you will eat death.

So eat the goose.

Go ahead, check it out.

Eat it.

Goosehead is coming to my Agha.

He's coming! He's coming!

Is the truck coming, Nazgül? What are you doing?

Truck.

Oh, my God, I'm full.

If you ask me, Agha.

I'll spoil you like a child.

You spoil the kids, come on.

Enjoy your meal, and thank you very much.

Drink the cherry juice, sister Nazgül.

Drink the cherry juice.

You know what?

Cherry on the side like a witch.

What are you looking at?

Turn around.

Here we are.

What is this place, Mr. Kalender?

Is this it?

This is my Kalander house.

I mean, it's kind of a poor house.

Is this the poor house?

That's right.

When I'm short of breath in the mansion

I bring myself to this little paradise.

Do you understand?

We're so glad we're here.

And I really needed to be alone right now.

Come on, my in-law.

Let's go to Kalender's world of wonders.

You guys are so wild.

Come here, my in-law.

Surprise!

What is this, my in-law?

Sit down and enjoy yourself.

My son, Firat!

Set the table.

I'm Kalender

I won't search ugly or beauty

I'd love to have some fun in my heart

I'm Kalender

I won't search ugly or beauty

I'd love to have some fun in my heart

eyes are versatile

neck is white

Make it a little coy too

Oh, my God!

eyes are versatile

neck is ehite

Make it a little coy.

Burn the side view,

turn down the screen

that's how it's gonna be

Burn the side view,

turn down the screen

that's how it's gonna be

Lucky for him,

chats honey,

Make it a little frisky.

Hey!

Say it, say it, say it!

Oh, no mornings.

No mornings.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Here you go, here you go.

Here!

Oh!

Come on, in-law.

Long live Kalender Agha, long live.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Girl, what are you doing down there, barn rat?

You're the barn rat.

Mistik's sweets and made them so sweet.

Girl, are you baking candy?

Yeah, I'm baking sugar.

You've never seen it on TV?

Every time they build a tent, they cook candy like this.

Should I go on TV too?

Besides, everyone will see my profile.

But no.

Then my brother will see it, too.

Has it happened yet?

Let's eat.

Let me have a taste, and if it's good, I'll give it to you, okay?

Is it good?

I don't get it.

It's good.

Give me some.

No, no, no.

It's not very pretty.

Besides, they're bad for you.

Grandma,

Tell her to give it to me.

Ayşe, are you going to eat it all, girl?

Give it to him, he's going to swell up.

He won't.

Here, try it.

I'm in the mood for something else.

I don't have any left.

Ferhat!

Ferhat!

I never thought it would be harder to see your face when your father became poor.

What should we do?

When my parents were set up in the garden, our range of movement was restricted.

It happens to us all the time.

Don't say that, Ferhat.

Look, we've become poor.

The distance between us is getting closer and closer.

As long as you tie my hands, that distance will always be there, Şirin.

Is it about Baran again?

Break the swear please.

I'm gonna go talk to this guy and let him give you up.

I'll say Şirin is mine, and I love her.

We've talked about it Ferhat.

If you go to Baran, it will get harder.

I know how to trim the branches of this, my Şirin.

Just give up your vows, huh?

- Come on, I'll be your victim.

Besides, we don't have to worry about Baran anymore.

Why?

Since I'm no longer a Agha's daughter,

And there's no one to object to our marriage.

Isn't that right?

-Really? -Really.

My God--

We're gonna get caught.

You said they wouldn't mind.

They're not gonna let us meet on rooftops like cats.

Okay.

Are you a cat now?

Meow.

Me.

Shoo!

I'm kidding.

And my in-law,

It's been a lovely night.

God bless you.

I had so much fun.

The night is young.

What do you mean?

You know that action we had at the casino the other night?

Yeah.

We're gonna live it up here tonight.

All the way to the bottom.

- Here.

What do you think?

Watch it now, it's coming.

And now, here's...

The queen of the dancers,

Beautiful.

Gulistan.

Didn't I tell you?

Come on, come on, come on.

My in-law,

If you love God, get up.

Come on, my in-law.

Don't tire yourself, son-in-law. You've got a heart condition.

My love.

Are you full? Do you want anything?

I'm full, love. Thank you.

Enjoy your meal.

What if there was music?

I'll open it.

Don't open your zulphs in half

against wind

Your Zulfun is my wire, isn't it?

Nightingale is yammering against the roses

It's my rose, my rose, isn't it?

Shake your hair and you'll find it

You'll kill me like a reaper

Don't make me suffer. You'll be my blood.

This is your servant, your servant, isn't it?

Don't break through this pain, you'll be my blood.

This is your servant, your servant, isn't it?

I'm sore.

Nazgül, what are you doing?

We're having a good time here, and you fucked it up.

What the hell, Agha?

Here, drink this.

Nazgül.

I don't care what happens to you.

Brother, what happened?

And what else?

And girl,

Are you the son-in-law's bum friends at the wedding?

Drinking under the table, huh?

Wedding?

Nazgül, get up, girl, get up.

Let's dance.

They're a bunch of drunkens.

Kağan, who is Leyla?

You'll explain it to me quickly.

Three, two, one, time's up, you can't explain.

Nazgül.

Bella.

Please, just get them out of here.

I swear to God, I'm gonna have an accident.

Yes, brother.

Let's go get some air

Look at you, shame on you.

It'll take your breath away.

I just need another sip of this.

Let's go to bed.

Look here, Mrs. Long.

I didn't come here to sleep with you.

I came to sleep with my husband.

Isn't that right, Kağan?

Kağan is gone.

Nazgül.

My husband's been kidnapped.

They took my husband.

Kağan, excuse me.

Why don't you come?

What the hell is this?

Out of the house, look at the type.

Kağan! Kağan!

Gökhan's gone.

Kağan! Look at me?

Bella's lost her head.

Whoa!

Girl, my fucking wire's out.

Nazgül, you are so drunk.

God forbid you take his life.

Oh, come on.

Look at this, Bella's drunk.

It's not stopping where it's standing.

She keeps turning around.

Oh, my God!

Really, girl.

Bella,

Stop right there, girl.

I'm stopping,

I think you're dizzy.

Who's it coming back to?

Is it happening to us?

Liar.

It's slander. It's slander.

Whatever.

I'll get some water.

Go get it.

I'll have just water.

Bring for me too.

Why are you smiling at me?

Afet

You're...

You look just like my little sister, you know that?

Why is that?

When we went on an engagement date with Kağan

My mother sent him with us.

He was in the way.

You look just like him.

Nazgül.

Yes, it's me. I'm listening.

Look, you're being rude.

know that.

Come on.

Is that a lie?

Aren't you jealous that our husbands are with us?

Faceless.

What's going on with your husband?

He's having a good time with his wives.

What did you say?

You heard what I said, Nazgül.

I'm saying your husband has a mistress, mistress.

You fucking celaut!

Afet!

What Afet?

Don't make me shut up.

Let her know to keep her husband.

I swear to God, don't get on my nerves.

If I stand up, you'll see I'll rip your mouth off!

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Don't hold me.

Hey, Nazgül!

Get out of here!

You son of a...

You son of a...

Sit down.

She got away.

Calm down!

Didn't you hear what she said?

She said your husband had a mistress.

Come back, come back.

Sit down.

For God's sake, calm down.

Give me some water.

I swear, my in-law,

You'll play if you hear the squeaking of the door!

I don't understand, in-laws.

I mean tonight.

You've been through a lot.

Thank you, my son-in-law.

I'm just keeping up with Miss Dancer.

That's it.

Wait a second.

Mrs. Kamilla?

It's Kamilla.

What am I supposed to say?

Well, here's what we'll do.

Will you shut up the music, don't let her hear it, I'll ask you.

What's going on, son-in-law? Calm down.

It's -Kamilla.

How am I supposed to calm down?

Not just instruments.

Let's get the dancing lady out of here.

She can hear it, smell it.

you won't answer it.

I just have to open it.

How can it be over?

And this time, she'll nag me about why you didn't open it.

Tell him you went to the bathroom.

Tell him you broke the engine.

You say you loosened the cylinder valve switch.

What, she won't believe you?

She'll believe it.

I mean, I hope so.

Then turn off the phone.

Let him go.

Forget it, just let it go.

Yeah, that's a great idea.

But now there's a first time in my life.

I broke the engine.

Let me give you a kiss.

My beloved in-law.

Let me kiss you back.

It would be a shame, but she's all alone.

Gülistan's waiting. Go, go, go.

Kamil.

I'll find you, I'll eat you.

Don't I?

What's wrong with not picking up this phone?

That's for sure.

Lord Kalander is knitting a ponytail over my husband's head.

Let me see.

Okay, I'm gonna find you now.

I'm glad I uploaded it to your phone.

So this is his home address.

My husband says he's going to sell wine.

Can't I show you now, Kamil?

Don't I show you?

What's the world coming to?

Sister-in-law, shall we have a cup of coffee?

If you're gonna talk about this again, let's not start.

You just misunderstood me, brother.

Do I ever want to turn two families against each other?

Then what's wrong with you, Dilan?

As you dive in front of me like this

I'm being bad.

What does that mean?

I know my brother.

Do you think I don't see you being crushed by the love in your heart?

Every time you're sighing

You think I don't know that you breathe through Şirin?

Let's not talk about it, shall we?

My wound won't close.

I'm your sister.

You're not gonna talk to me about this, but who are you gonna talk to?

Tell me about it.

Is that what I'm saying?

See, now that you're quiet, you admit it.

He's burning up for me, for you, for your fire, brother.

I won't be able to rest until you've had your moment.

There's no force of beauty, Dilan.

Oh, I can't beat myself up.

What did Baran Agha want so far that he couldn't get it?

He couldn't get Şirin?

Oh, Kamil, when I get my hands on you,

Don't I sound like a donkey?

Where are you going, Mrs. Kamilla?

- It's a donkey hunt.

What's it to you?

Can't I have a personal life?

What's the matter with me? Is it up to me?

Go wherever you're going.

Ayşe, let me see.

Come on, you're coming with me.

Where?

What's up, Mrs. Kamilla?

Where are you taking Ayşe?

It's not just Ayşe.

All right, let's all go.

Well, the husband is the husband of all of you.

What?

Husband?

What did you say?

My Kalender Agha brings you the fourth.

I'll be damned...

What do you say, sister Kamilla?

Don't look at me like that.

What!

Get the fuck off my foot!

Wait for me.

I'm coming with you.

You're feeling better, aren't you?

You knew, didn't you?

What?

What Afet said.

You weren't surprised when you heard.

I mean, it's...

Nazgül...

Just in case you don't act on someone else's word...

I think it's best if you talk to Kağan.

Why don't you ask him?

What the hell are you talking about?

He said to the blind man, "Let's make a run for it."

You stink yesterday.

Are you giving me advice?

No.

I'm just saying.

I don't lose my husband to anyone.

Do you understand that?

Go quickly and get me Kağan.

I'll talk to him.

Nazgül, you're so angry.

We'll talk later, we'll just...

I'm not gonna ask you when I'm gonna talk and when I'm not gonna talk.

Call me Kağan, call me Kağan!

What the hell, huh?

Now you're starting a fight at the wedding?

Is that correct?

Huh?

Are they saying it's true?

What?

Is there someone else?

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

So everyone knows but me!

I think it's best if you two talk in private.

Kağan, tell me you didn't do it.

Tell me you didn't cheat.

What are you looking at?

Stop it! Stop it!

What the hell am I gonna do?

You do what you want, but I don't do anything?

Nazgül is obviously not in your right mind.

We'll talk in the morning.

You have no honor, no dignity.

Don't drive me crazy!

What am I supposed to shut up about?

Come on, come on, I'll shut up.

What's going to change when I shut up, Kağan?

How are you gonna face those kids?

How the hell are you gonna look at me?

Shame on you!

Shame on you!

We'll talk in the morning.

We'll talk about it now.

Who is that bitch to me,

You're gonna tell me what's going on!

I'm gonna kick your ass!

You-You're protecting her, too?

Huh?

Aren't you making small talk?

Fuck you, man!

Do what you want!

Get out of here!

Get out, get out, get out!

God damn you!

Okay, here we go.

This is the address on the phone.

That's where his car is.

God!

Go.

Whose house is this?

She's pretty. Come on.

It's a nice house.

I'm scared.

- Girl, come. -Move!

Okay, this is the address, we've come to the right place, come on.

They're having a party here?

Is my Agha marrying the fourth?

What wedding?

I'm going to kill them now.

Come on!

One, two, three, we break in, okay?

Mrs. Kamilla, why are we breaking down the door?

Ayşe, what are you talking about?

Come on, stand in front of us.

Let's hold hands.

Okay.

Come on, I'm giving the command.

Yeah.

One,

Two,

Three.

God!

I can explain.

Explain what?

Now we had a little field business.

That's Little Miss too.

Real estate agent.

Is that the realtor?

Oh, I'll make his dad...

I got you!

Allah!

I'll tear you apart!

I'll tear you apart!

I'm gonna tear you apart!

I'll bite!

Until morning, this is...

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