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Granny, this Christmas tree goes all the way up to heaven.

You’re right.

All the way up.

Zosia, let's go.

We mustn’t be late for your mom’s wedding!

Granny, wait!

I BELIEVE IN SANTA 2

- Merry Christmas! - And to you!

Santa, I know you’re not real, but...

Shh! Don’t blow my cover!

I know you know the real Santa. Thank him.

For what?

For making all my wishes come true.

Glad to hear it.

And what do you wish for this year?

I want daddy to get out of prison.

My sweet.

Of course. I’ll relay it to the real one.

- Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas.

And hallelujah!

What?

Well… So you don’t ever come back.

Fuck me, it’s slippery. Careful, girls!

I don't want to break my leg again.

Jagoda, feed the swear jar.

Here's a hundred in advance. There.

- Did someone bring the rice? - Of course! We’ve got the rice.

- Get a move on. - I'm definitely crying.

Come on, girls! Move your butts!

Wait for me!

Alright.

Wait for me!

- Hurry up! - I’m coming!

Dang.

- Wojtek, come on! - My trouser leg's too tight.

We have to go! Catch.

- Jesus Christ. Look, man... - Let’s go!

Can we get going?

- Grab him! - Hey, what are you doing?!

- Let him go! - Wojtek!

Leave him alone!

Such a beautiful bride!

And where is the groom?

Not here yet.

Oh! So we got here on time.

What beautiful bridesmaids!

That’s right.

What do you want from me? I’m getting married today!

Where are you taking me? You’re so screwed.

I am a police officer!

Let me go.

I thought I was gonna die.

My whole life flashed before my eyes.

Luckily, Brian was there.

And he knew what he was doing.

If you knew what she was doing in the pool with Kevin,

you wouldn’t have saved her.

Bang!

How exciting!

The final episode of "Love in the Wild" will air the day after tomorrow.

Stay tuned, folks, because things are really heating up.

Get ready!

Aldona is coming and she’s not taking prisoners!

I am destined to succeed.

Damn.

What the...

Have they nicked yours as well?

- You're doing a box diet, too? - Can’t you tell?

Oh, I can.

Some shit has been swiping my food all week.

- I’m gonna change the delivery time. - I think so will I!

What are you doing here?

I got out for good behavior.

Actually, you're just in time.

32 thousand to pay. By Thursday.

What?

Otherwise it’s bye-bye. Eviction.

Aldonka.

Is this how you welcome me?

It’s your debt, too.

We don’t have separation of property.

What? That’s life.

What about you? Eh?

"Love in the Wild". Does that ring a bell?

No. I don’t know that rubbish.

Your wife isn’t just anyone.

You’re looking at a star!

Maybe there’s been some sort of police emergency.

He would have called.

Let’s take some deep breaths.

Breathing is the most important thing.

One - inhale.

Two - long, slow exhaaa...

Exhale.

This dress seems tight. I can’t breathe.

I bet he wouldn’t be late to a church wedding.

It’s because Mercury is in retrograde.

That gets really messy. For example.

It can make your car break down.

- Mercury breaks cars? - It can.

- Of course it can break a car. - Malwina.

- It can cause all sorts of trouble. - Maybe he’s changed his mind.

Maybe let's decide how long we’re going to wait.

Sometimes they say they want to get married,

but when push comes to shove...

Sometimes you...

set a date, and then wait and wait...

And then he says that... he’s changed his mind.

That he loves freedom. Independence.

Thank you.

That he'd rather go back to mommy.

What is this?

This is because you didn’t have a bachelor party.

You're nuts, guys!

You thought we’d let you get married in civilian clothes? Get changed!

You too, Captain?

Should have seen your face...

So... Which one do you take?

He's here.

You’re here!

And I promise...

To do everything in my power to make ours a long and happy union.

To do everything in my power to make ours

a long and happy union.

Say this, too.

May I?

I vow...

that I will always be good.

That I don’t have a single secret wife.

What does this say?

Drink beer all day.

That I will not drink beer all day.

And I will love mom...

Anna.

More than anything in the world.

- Oh God. - Do you have anything to add?

That we’ll have the world’s biggest Christmas tree!

Of course.

And you? Do you have a list of your own?

Should I have one?

Bravo!

Hold on!

We’re only halfway through the vows!

- Congratulations! - Thanks.

Congratulations!

- Will you be alright? - I have granny after all.

You’re only going away for two days. And then it’ll be Christmas.

How about you? Will you be alright without me?

I’m not really sure that we can manage without you.

Come on, go!

I love you.

Very, very, very much.

Agnieszka, what about you?

Granny, please.

Mom, the bouquet!

Mikołaj!

Aldonka, how am I supposed to come up with 32 thousand?

Relax, buddy.

- We’ll sort it out, no problem. - We’re not sorting anything out.

I’m not going back to jail.

Wait.

You have a child. Right?

I do...

And it’s winter. Right?

Right.

Then they won’t evict you.

- Didn’t she look lovely? - Beautiful.

Good afternoon. Who are you looking for?

Nobody.

I live here.

Oh, you must be Aleksander!

I’m Krystyna.

I thought you weren’t coming until after Christmas.

She knows him?

My family situation left me no choice but to arrive before Christmas.

Are you going to open? I’m freezing my butt off out here!

Mom says you shouldn’t say naughty words.

Well...

You’re right about that.

‘Ass’ is a much prettier word.

He reminds me of Zenon.

He was always talking about ass too.

- Come in. Do come in. - Are you hungry?

- Is there anything I can get you? - Yes. Some peace and quiet!

Krystyna, we don’t have time. The chiropractor is waiting.

- I’m afraid I can't. - I’ll take care of everything.

- Go. - See? Wiser words have never been said.

Mikołaj, why choose today for this trip?

- There's so much to do before Christmas. - Aga, just look at the view.

We’ve stopped. Why have we stopped?

Something's happened!

Attention! Please remain calm.

Please do not exit the cable cars.

Agnieszka, I love you and I want to ask...

Will you marry me?

If I say yes, will we start moving?

Which one is the chiropractor?

Darling, I had to play a little trick to lure you out on this date.

Do excuse us.

I knew it was the only way to get you out of the retirement home.

I might still go back there!

So...

Shall we move to the back row?

You and your dirty mind...

No...

Like in the old days?

Go.

Now!

If we keep going straight, there’s a honeymoon suite waiting for us.

A jacuzzi.

- Champagne on ice and... - Chocolate-dipped strawberries.

That’s right.

Chocolate-dipped.

And if...

we turn right?

If we turn right...

an adventure awaits us.

I actually like chocolate-dipped strawberries.

So, where do we go?

So, what should we call you?

Olek?

Or Alek?

What a charmer.

Are these delicious treats for him?

Yes. A welcome gift.

Teresa, we’ll take care of this.

Malwina, knock on the door.

What now?

We’ve brought you sandwiches.

The only thing I requested was peace and quiet.

Are you heading up there as well?

Maybe you’d like to play rummy with us?

Or some other card game?

Leave me the hell alone.

Let me through.

- What now?! - Calm down, buddy.

How about a shot of liqueur? To welcome you in?

- And then you’ll leave me alone? - We’ll see.

The stars move in mysterious ways.

Come on now. Don't make us beg.

Oh no, no. Two broads at most!

Okay, go.

Sabina...

Sabina here used to be grumpy as hell.

She’s mellowed a lot since she became a grandma.

Zosia asked Santa for her.

Two years ago now, right?

And Teresa loves funerals.

She buried her husband long ago. And she liked the experience.

If she could, she’d buy herself a season ticket to the cemetery.

Our Eleonora even bought herself a whole tomb.

She’s always thinking her time is up.

And Helena is only here as a guest.

But whenever she comes, she arranges some kind of performance.

Watch out for Irena, though. She loves bossing people around.

Oh come on!

Malwina loves breathing exercises.

She also loves some kind of grass.

Come on, we all know what kind she likes!

And Jagoda?

- You can see for yourself. - Construction engineer.

A lifetime spent around guys on building sites. Cheers!

Now that we’re down here, and there's no pressure, let me ask again:

Will you marry me?

Of course I will!

No way!

I can tell how this will end. Not in my taxi!

- It's you? - Making some extra money.

Get out.

But we haven’t done anything wrong.

Oh really?

That’s what they always say.

Congratulations. And get out!

You had it all planned out.

I was hoping you’d go with the adventure.

Here.

You’re not scared?

With you?

Nothing scares me.

Let’s go!

This is worse than gluttony.

Leave them! They're for Christmas Eve!

I might not make it until then!

With Józia’s help, we made 268 pierogis. I'm sure it's enough.

Now then, Aleksander.

Things are heating up.

Bruce Willis is going to sort them out.

It’s the same thing every year.

- ‘Die Hard’? - It’s a tradition.

You have a year to forget the story.

Then come next Christmas...

‘Die Hard’ is on again.

Aleksander?

Have some liqueur.

Cheers.

- They’re gonna kill him! - No, they won’t!

- Yes, they will! - No, they won’t!

There’s always a happy ending. Don’t you remember?

I’ll get it.

Eleonora.

- Yes? - Good evening. I’m here to see Zosia.

Regarding?

Regarding being her father.

I want to see my daughter.

- Daddy? - Yes, daddy.

Daddy, huh? Suddenly remembered that you have a daughter?

I couldn’t come before, because I was...

Unavailable.

- Out of range. - I know exactly where you were.

- Is Zosia here or not? - She’s here.

But she’s unavailable.

She’s out of range.

Are you deaf? I need to see my daughter.

Come back in the morning. We’re not allowed to invite strangers in.

- Goodnight. - Hold on a second.

Please leave!

I haven’t seen my daughter in nearly two years.

That was your choice. Please leave!

Where is Zosia? I’m not joking.

So now we’re putting on a show, feigning fainting.

- Won't work on me. - I can’t breathe. I can’t.

Jesus Christ! What’s wrong?!

Daddy!

Granny!

What have you done to her, you bastard?

- Granny! - We need an ambulance!

"Happy End" retirement home!

Granny!

Can you hear me? Wake up!

Please, no!

Zosia.

Sorry. I didn’t mean to.

I really...

...never meant to hurt anybody.

But you did.

I didn't mean to.

Listen...

I’ll make it all better.

Then make Granny Sabina better.

This is for you.

Just leave her alone.

Can't you see she doesn’t want to talk to you?

Go away, dad.

Go!

Zosia, I love you.

How is Sabina?

- Are you all here for Sabina Wolska? - Yes.

The surgery's over. Her condition is stable.

It was a severe heart attack,

but luckily she received immediate medical aid.

I need to tell Ania.

Best not to upset her.

Here it is.

Our honeymoon suite.

I hope...

they’ve got a jacuzzi in there.

She’s asleep.

Yes, she’s asleep. But that’s good.

When you’re sick, a good night's sleep makes you feel much better, right?

Sleep well, granny.

I’ll come see you tomorrow. First thing in the morning.

I still don’t have reception here.

Zosia is a sensible girl.

She is being looked after by her beloved granny.

And if need be, the entire police force will protect her.

Are you comfy?

Not quite how you imagined our wedding night?

Wedding night?

Seriously? This is your wedding night?

Newlyweds?

Hey! Hey! We’ve got some newlyweds here!

- No way. - You don't say.

- Time to party then! - Everyone get up!

Hey!

May they live happily for a hundred years!

May they live for a hundred years!

Long may they live! Hey!

Long may they live! Hey! May they live long!

Healthy and happy lives! May they live long!

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Kiss!

Danusia, party time! We need a bottle!

A bottle!

So, what now? Got a backup plan?

I’ll figure something out.

How’s this?

As good as it gets.

What do you think?

This one? Or this one?

The one in the middle.

Just need to remove the decorations.

I'd rather add more.

Okay, more.

You realize you can’t decorate me with baubles and lights?

Well.

Maybe not with baubles.

But lights could work...

We can negotiate.

So...

Have you made up your mind?

Yes, we’ll take the one in the pot.

Hey. Well?

Is it done?

A lovely tree.

Yes!

What would you say to a trip to a warm, exotic location?

What, another surprise?

A holiday?

Let’s say, an extended holiday. Year-long.

In Qatar.

- You haven't mentioned this. - I didn’t want to jinx it.

We’ve just closed an amazing deal. It’s a fantastic opportunity for us.

What do you say?

Should we go?

Us?

Aga, it’s a dream come true.

I’ll work, and you can enjoy a year-long holiday.

And if you want, we can find something for you as well.

Didn’t it occur to you to discuss it with me beforehand?

We’re discussing it now.

I have to finish my dissertation.

And I can’t leave granny.

I can’t believe you made these decisions on your own.

- I'm not going anywhere with you. - But everything's set up already!

Again? Why are you stopping? We’re not there yet.

- This is where you get off. - But...

- You’re getting out, she stays. - But...

Did I stutter? Get out.

And you I’ll take wherever you want.

Out!

Shoo!

Auntie, do you think granny has woken up yet?

|I don’t know, we’ll see in a moment.

Where is my granny?

Where is my granny?

We’ll look for her right away.

I’ll look for a doctor.

Where is my granny?!

There were some complications at night. We had to transfer her to the ICU.

But you said the surgery was successful.

That’s right.

So why hasn’t Sabina woken up yet?

Honestly, we don’t know if she will ever wake up.

And even if she does, she will need special physical therapy,

which I’m afraid is expensive.

At her advanced age, given the severity of this heart attack,

it’s a miracle that she survived such a complex surgery.

So now we need...

another miracle for her to wake up, right?

The next 24 hours will be crucial.

The neurologist will explain everything.

Thank you.

Helena, go home.

I’ll stay with Zosia and wait for the neurologist.

Go, love.

Agnieszka?

Are you there?

Aga?

Hello.

Agnieszka ordered an eco-friendly potted Christmas tree.

- Yes. - We deliver

- before Christmas... - ...and collect after Christmas.

Will you sign for it?

- Sure. - Great. Please sign here.

Excuse me.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Tomorrow, here in Warsaw, in our holiday studio,

we will have a special guest with us.

The real Santa Claus will be visiting from Finland,

straight from the North Pole.

We’ll ask him how he manages

to visit all the children in the world in just one day.

How many helpers does he have? Does he read every letter?

And how about you?

What would you ask the real Santa if you could meet him in person?

Tomorrow will be your only chance.

Santa Claus will make all your dreams come true.

See you on Christmas Eve morning.

We’ll be waiting.

Granny,

I’m going to save you.

She'll need physical therapy.

It’s expensive.

Fuck me, what a bummer.

What? I paid in advance, didn’t I?

- You’re already overdrawn. - So fast?

Okay, there you go.

So what do we do, girls?

Her heartbeat is back to normal.

For the moment, the situation is under control.

Zosia?

Zosia! Zosia!

Excuse me.

A nine-year-old girl in a pink hat and pink coat...

- Have you seen her? - No. I haven’t.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

A nine-year-old girl, pink coat, pink hat.

- Have you seen her? - I haven’t.

Thank you.

Let’s pray. It always helps.

Yes.

Teresa, didn’t you say that you buried your Jędrzej with his entire fortune?

- Maybe you could... - No way.

We’re not grave robbers.

It’s hard to dig up a grave at this time of year.

The ground is frozen.

Let’s open Jagoda’s swear jar. There’s quite a sum here.

It’s not even close to being enough.

Now I wish I didn't hold back so much.

I put aside a little something for my funeral.

Unless you were budgeting for Julio Iglesias to sing over your coffin,

it might not be enough.

- We need to make some money. - Who’s going to hire us?

A gaggle of grannies and one geezer.

How do we make money?

It’s Christmas.

And that's a very good thing!

My wife has switched on tracking

for all of our kids’ phones.

Zosia doesn’t have a phone though.

Then how do you know where she is?

That’s just it. We don’t.

Oh, there she is.

Can you rewind it?

This is Bielsko-Biała station.

- Hello, how can I help you? - Hello.

One ticket to Warsaw, please.

Are you on your own?

Are you 13 years old?

Children need to be at least 13 to travel on their own.

Why?

It’s the law.

Then I don’t want to travel.

I just want to buy a ticket.

And why?

It’s a present.

Are you in trouble, kid?

Do your parents know where you are?

Wait! Wait!

- Go on! Get him! - Give it to him!

Aldonka, are you flying to Dubai?

What will we do without you?

Are they making out in that corner or what?

What’s that all about?

Dad...

Zosia? What are you doing here?

- I’m sorry, but... - Sorry?

They don’t even know what that means.

He’s in the octagon, look!

Will you take me to Santa?

- To Santa. - What, to the North Pole?

- By bike, maybe. - Zosia.

And they paid him for that?!

Of course. But tomorrow, okay?

Today Daddy has some things he needs to discuss with his friends.

What's he doing there?

- Tomorrow, we’ll do whatever you want. - Artur, come on!

- You know what? - Buddy!

- Artur! - Go to your room.

And do your homework.

Come here. Let’s drink!

- Is he fighting or dancing? - Come on, what kind of a fight is this?

- What is this?! - Come on, sit down.

- Okay gentlemen, let's go. - Sure.

A glass for everyone.

Come on, take him down!

Look, he got him!

Come on, stay on him!

10 seconds to go, stay on him!

Get him!

Come on!

I can’t pick up the phone right now, please leave a message.

Hello, granny.

Could we maybe spend Christmas in a cabin in the mountains?

Just you and me, like...

in the old times.

Aga, let's talk.

Aldonka!

Don’t bother coming back from Warsaw!

Chin up, kid!

When someone shows you their true colors,

they’re doing you a favor.

At least you won’t be disappointed.

Are you going to Warsaw?

Why?

Now I regret not having voted

to go to church with this thing.

It would have been warmer.

Don’t we need some kind of permit?

Who would chase off a bunch of old ladies?

Okay, give me that hat.

You lose the most body heat through your head.

Suffering builds character! Let’s test it out on you!

Move it!

Come on.

They won’t give us a penny.

Eeyore!

Silent night, holy night...

HELP FOR SABINKA

All is calm, all is bright...

I need to pee!

Sweet Jesus!

What are you doing here?

I’m hitchhiking to Warsaw.

That’s not how hitchhiking works!

You’re getting out at the next gas station, kid!

Call your mom and tell her to pick you up.

I can’t. I don’t have a phone.

What?!

Mom says it’s bad for children to use phones.

But you know her number, right?

What have you done? Are you nuts?

Mom would have told me to go back home. But I can’t.

You little shit.

My phone...

My poor little phone...

Get out, girl. Now!

Get out!

Go to the station and call your mom. Ask for a phone.

But I have to get to Warsaw.

No way, not with me!

It’s almost Christmas. You have to help others.

Exactly. I’m helping me.

Go to the station. Come on.

Don’t just stand there, you'll get run over.

Little twerp.

Aldona, it’s not your problem.

Hold on to your dreams.

Screw it.

So you never saw his face?

She was wearing a little pink coat,

and a pink hat with tassels.

I can’t get through to Ania and Robert.

Let’s start with the child.

The security footage shows Zosia leaving the hospital alone.

So far there's nothing to suggest outside involvement.

Damn it!

Here you are, you little snake. My younger sister.

Ran off when I getting gas. She's always like that.

Come with me.

What were you thinking? Do you have a death wish?

You didn’t want to help me and that nice man did.

That’s for sure. I’m sure he was nice and just so helpful!

Get in the car!

So you'll take me to Warsaw?

I’m taking you home.

- Get in the car. - No!

Be quiet!

I have to go to Warsaw!

I don’t want any trouble!

Then I’ll tell everyone that you kidnapped me

and abandoned me!

You’ve been watching too many movies!

I’ve got to save granny!

Please help me!

What’s the deal with your granny?

The doctor said that only a miracle can save her.

And who works miracles?

Santa Claus!

And what’s Warsaw got to do with it?

Santa Claus will be there tomorrow.

The real one.

Santa Claus.

- You believe those stories? - They’re not stories!

Everything I’ve asked for has come true. I truly believe in Santa.

And where in Warsaw is he supposed to be?

On TV.

On TV?

I can’t believe I’m saying this.

Okay. Here's what we'll do.

I’ll take you there. You do your business with Santa.

Then I’m calling your mother.

Get in the car.

We’ve raised PLN 38 and some change.

And a button.

Nice.

- And some taffy. - Give me that.

For two hours’ worth of caroling.

That’s f... I mean, that’s bad.

- You need to smile more. - My nose is frozen solid.

- That doesn’t stop you smiling! - Maybe let's sing something livelier.

- "When the Shepherds." - Okay, go for it.

Move it!

Places, everyone.

When the shepherds made Their way to Bethlehem

Playing lively lyre tunes for the baby

Glory to God up above! Glory to God up above!

And peace unto people on Earth

Glory to God up above! Glory to God up above!

And peace unto people on Earth

They bowed down humbly to greet the baby

And gladly gave praise to you, oh Lord

Glory to God up above! Glory to God up above!

And peace unto people on Earth

180.

190.

200.

202 zlotys!

It's a miracle, sir.

Would you like to play with us some more?

You’ve brought us luck.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I can’t.

Who is Sabina, anyway?

She’s a friend. She needs expensive physical therapy.

If she ever wakes up.

- What’s that for? - Take a guess.

Follow me.

Luckily, I know where to find you.

Luckily?

Agnieszka,

you know that I can’t live without you.

I’m sorry it turned out this way,

I was sure you'd be happy.

So what do we do now?

I love you.

I'm sure we can sort it out.

I’ll call Robert's parents.

- She could have gone to their place or... - Or what?

I should have thought of it before.

Come on.

Come in!

What is it?

It's open!

Come on in!

Did you go all the way to the brewery to get those beers?

Is Zosia here?

Yes, she is.

Zosia!

Zosia?

Zosia!

- Zosia! - Zosia!

Zosia!

She's clearly not here.

My bad, she was here.

When?

Not long ago.

At around the second beer?

Did she say anything?

She asked me to take her to Santa Claus.

Santa Claus? Meaning where?

What do you mean?

The North Pole.

Why did you come back?

Would you rather I hadn't?

Besides, you remind me of someone.

Who?

This one girl.

Once upon a time, she would have done anything for her granny, too.

Really?

Besides, you owe me a phone.

Now be quiet and don't make me regret my decision.

- Okay? - Okay.

We interrupt this program with a special message.

The Bielsko-Biała police ask for your help.

A 9-year-old girl is missing. She's wearing a pink coat and hat.

She has long brown braided hair.

If you have seen her or have any relevant information,

contact your local police station

or call the following number...

Now what?

Will you turn me in?

You need to save your granny, don’t you?

We’ll prostrate ourselves before you

Partaking of Eucharistic bread and wine.

Bread and wine! Bread and wine!

Thank you, Bielsko-Biała!

You guys are fantastic,

and tonight we have some really special guests.

Our friends are raising funds for their friend’s physical therapy.

Show them what kindness is all about!

Come on, give it up! Give me that hat!

My hat!

Let us bid welcome to Baby Jesus

And bring our caroling gifts to Him

With a glad heart!

Bow your heads before the Lord

Bow your heads before the Lord

With a glad heart!

Bow your heads before the Lord

Bow your heads before the Lord

Celebrate this golden truth

A true God

And true man is lying in the straw

With a glad heart

Bow your heads before the Lord

With a glad heart

Bow your heads before the Lord

Bow your heads before the Lord

I can't imagine a life without you.

A year apart would be unbearable.

Or even a day.

I'm so glad you’ve agreed.

You're going to love Qatar.

What are you talking about?

It will be a wonderful new beginning.

Should we make it our honeymoon? Or a pre-wedding trip?

I can’t believe it.

You just said you couldn’t live without me.

And it’s true!

I thought you’d given up on leaving!

And I thought you changed your mind and you're coming with me.

Well.

So that’s that.

Chief, we have new information.

Zosia’s trail goes cold outside her father’s house.

Apparently, there’s something she wants from Santa.

She asked him to take her.

Ania and Robert left in the morning to go on a hike.

They're now MIA.

We can't reach them on their phones. Out of range.

Call all units. Search the entire city.

I want every single Santa questioned.

Find that child.

Yes, sir.

Have you seen this girl?

What’s going on?

The police are harassing Santas now?

Look.

There’s another one.

No.

I haven’t seen her.

I’m off the clock.

It was a hard day’s work.

I visited all the children.

All over the world.

Climbing down chimneys, no less.

I haven’t seen her.

All right, gentlemen. I’m work for slightly older girls.

Drinking age.

Can you fix this?

I don’t know. I’ve never done it before.

Remember, girl... a smart woman...

never opens a jar herself,

never opens a door herself

and never pays for her drinks.

And she definitely never changes tires.

You just have to knock the side of the lid.

What?

My mom taught me.

If you have a jar, I can show you.

- What? - Okay.

- Here. - What’s this?

You’ll see.

Mom says you need to be independent.

- Guys don’t like independent women. - Why?

I don’t know.

But those hapless cows

who can’t find their own ass without GPS?

Somehow, they end up with a Prince Charming taking care of them.

So... you don’t have a Prince Charming?

- How do you know? - You’re changing your own tires.

I sometimes forget myself.

Come here, girl.

Here.

It’s getting colder.

Thank you.

Just don’t lose it. It’s my favorite.

Grab the wheel.

Let’s count how much we've made.

Do you think it’s enough?

You’re here.

Apparently, you were at church.

That’s right.

We prayed like hell.

Aren’t you happy?

Zosia is missing.

Fuck me...

Who are you?

I’m looking for Zosia.

- She’s my daughter. - She’s my granddaughter.

Please come in.

Zosia?

Has she been found?

Not yet.

Who’s this guy?

He’s Zosia’s father.

Will you give me a hand with that tree?

Zosia is missing and you’re fussing about a tree?

You don’t give a shit about her. It’s all just for show.

I bought the tree because when she comes back

and there’s no tree, she’ll be sad.

So you do give a shit.

Is that your son?

Piotr.

My partner.

You have no idea how lucky you are

that you can be here with Sabina.

Piotr’s children wouldn’t even let me

say goodbye to him in the hospital.

How long were you together?

30 years.

Right after the funeral, they hired movers,

and took all our things away.

They put the apartment up for sale.

We had bought it in his name.

I’d always thought that...

I would be the first to go.

Big sounds for such a small woman.

Fuck me, she could wake up the dead.

You know what?

I’m worried about Zosia.

I'll go and call Krysia.

She might know something.

I’m sure she’ll be found.

Safe and sound.

I hope so.

I’ll take a room for one night.

Please fill this out.

And this is for the nice little girl.

No.

I’m teaching her not to take candy from strangers.

Okay.

I’ll be happy to have one, though.

And I wouldn’t mind a toothbrush.

You’ll find one in your room!

Are your teeth clean? Then go to bed.

What’s your plan?

I’ll go to the TV studio and ask Santa to wake granny up.

How will you get in?

I don’t know. I’ll think of something.

I’ve talked you into helping me, I’m sure I can convince others as well.

You didn’t convince me, it was blackmail!

- We’re going to the same place. - You’re going to the TV studio, too?

You don't believe in Santa.

But I believe in tropical bungalows, muscly guys,

Instagram followers,

invites to events and gifts from sponsors.

Can Santa get all that for you?

I’ll get it myself.

Here's the plan. Once we're past the security gate, we say goodbye.

I have my plan, you have yours.

Now let’s get some sleep.

I can’t show up on TV sleep-deprived.

And my bedtime story?

- I don’t know any. - Come up with one.

No way, go to sleep.

Story time! Story time!

Shush, okay.

One second.

Once upon a time.

Once upon a time,

in a castle beyond seven mountains and seven forests,

there lived a little princess

who was pretty cool, actually.

She liked to dance and to dress up.

She didn’t see much of her mom, the queen.

And the king, her dad...

Well, you know...

He wasn’t exactly the best.

Only her granny was nice.

She loved the crazy little princess.

She believed in her and would hug her tight.

Then the granny got sick and the princess

had no idea how to make her better again.

Until suddenly, the princess was left

all alone.

So who cheered her up when she was sad?

She wasn’t sad.

Because she was on her own.

That makes no sense.

Yes it does! She had peace and quiet.

She learned to rely on herself, so she was never disappointed.

Maybe if I were as brave as you, snotty little girl.

Or had someone to help me out,

I wouldn’t be so mean now.

This is where you say:

"But you’re not mean at all."

You’re not mean at all.

Two days with no reception, no phones.

- How are you feeling? - Excellent. I miss Zosia, though.

- We’ll be back in time for Christmas Eve. - Perfect.

What’s this number?

Wojtek? If you’re looking for someone to cover your shift...

What do you mean Zosia's missing?

Are you joking?

Yes. I’m here with Ania.

We’ll be waiting. Keep us posted.

What happened?

Zosia disappeared.

- What? - She was spotted with some woman.

At a hotel in Warsaw.

- What hotel? What woman? - I have no idea, let’s go.

That’s right.

Go right through and wait for the others.

- What about that group? - That’s the Santa Claus group.

She’s not on the list.

Have a heart, man.

My sister and I are all alone.

I had no one to watch her.

Can you recommend me to the "Love in the Wild" people?

Are you kidding?!

I was just about to ask.

Why is a hot guy like you slumming it out here?

You think I’m good enough?

Sure! Keep your fingers crossed.

Go! Good luck.

To you, too.

Hi there.

Are you all ready to lose?

A friend of mine.

We’re about to go on air.

When you hear your name, hit your mark and remember to smile.

Alright.

Three, two,

one.

Hello!

This is the night we’ve all been waiting for.

The grand finale of "Love in the Wild".

And here are our fantastic finalists.

Please welcome Angela.

Brian.

Aldona.

Werka.

Kevin.

Stach. And Roxana.

Each "Love in the Wild" contestant has their own following.

- But who will win your hearts? - Hold this.

Don’t drink any.

- What are you doing here? - I’m lost.

Granny is not going to wake up because I couldn’t find Santa Claus.

What are you doing?

Get right back to your spot or you’re out.

Seems like fan favorite Aldona had to heed nature’s call.

Will she come back? Or will she throw in the towel?

That is the question.

One thing is for sure.

Our contestants are true friends.

Some of them even more than friends.

What about your plan?

Plans are meant to be changed.

Careful!

Didn’t I say I don't want people here?

We’re here for "Wake Up, Poland".

Then come on, we’re going live in a second.

This way!

- Is Santa there? - He’s waiting on set.

Leave your coats here.

Hurry up, we’re about to go live. Chop chop!

This way, on the right.

Remember to switch off your mobile phones.

Let’s go. Three... Two...

Agnieszka, how are things?

Everything’s gone pear-shaped here.

Sabina is in hospital.

And even worse...

Zosia has gone missing.

Who ate all the pierogis?! It's Christmas Eve!

- What will I do now? - Oh come on!

Not all of them! Can we go see Sabina now?

As soon as I make chicken broth for Irenka, she’s caught a cold.

I have to go.

Good morning Poland.

Our today’s guest is none other than the real Santa Claus.

Boring.

Can we change the channel?

Jesus Christ!

Zosia is on TV!

Zosia!

Hi Wojtek. We’re thirty minutes outside of Warsaw.

What do you mean, Zosia is on TV?

What?

Wojtek sent you a link.

Thanks, talk to you later.

How was your journey from the North Pole?

Zosia is with Aldona.

What?

The reindeer are a bit tired.

- They need some rest because... - Krysia!

Krysia, our Zosia is on TV!

Adam, hang on.

Santa.

Turn on "Wake Up, Poland".

These children are hoping their wishes will come true,

and we’re here to help.

Who wants to be the first to ask a wish from Santa?

Let’s hear from Eryk and his mom!

How on earth did she get on TV?

Way to go, girl!

Eryk seems to be a fan of cars.

I’m sorry.

Darling, no one's taking it away from you.

Eryk!

Darling, please. You can just leave it here.

No!

Leave it alone...

Who’s next?

Me!

- Zosia! - No, me!

Zofia, what’s your Christmas wish for Santa?

This is Zosia.

And I’m Aldona. Hi.

Aldona, hey! Come on over.

We have a Zosia on the list, but her mom’s name is wrong. Oh well.

What’s her wish?

A dollhouse.

Attention, prep the dollhouse, on my mark.

- Zosia! - Thank you.

Zosia, I got your letter.

It seems like your Christmas wish this year was a...

dollhouse.

I don’t want a dollhouse.

I’m here because my granny’s in hospital.

She had surgery because she stopped breathing.

The doctor said it would take a miracle for her to wake up.

Can you translate that for Santa?

Artur, Zosia has been found.

Turn on your TV.

I’ve only had granny Sabina for two years.

I didn’t have a granny before.

It’s a terrible thing not to have a granny.

I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

Will you wake my granny up?

I don’t know if that’s within my power.

But you can do anything.

Santa also said that he was happy to see children like Zosia.

Brave and courageous.

Children who think about others.

Not just about themselves.

He also said not to lose hope,

because faith makes miracles possible.

That’s not in the script.

It’s too early to go to commercial.

Czarek, do something.

Call security.

- We're out of here. - That chick is not bad.

- I didn’t know you spoke Finnish. - Neither did I.

No more live audience episodes.

Who’s next?

- I wanted a dollhouse! - Me too!

Aldona Kowalik? Sergeant Roman Waleczny of the Warsaw Police.

You are under arrest for the abduction of a minor,

Zofia Stolarz, and for putting her at risk

of injury or death.

- She got in my car herself! - Come with us.

- You’re safe now. - Zosia!

We’ve got her.

Zosia.

Mom, tell them they can’t arrest Aldona.

It's all my fault.

She didn’t even know I was in her car.

She wanted to call you but I threw her phone away.

Please tell them.

There seems...

to have been a misunderstanding.

My daughter was under the care of her father...

and apparently he consented to her going on a trip with this woman.

He’s her legal guardian and, as you can see,

he can be a bit irresponsible.

Apologies for the false alarm.

Senior Inspector Robert Stępień. Thank you for your help.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

I’m sorry.

I should have let you know.

You really should have.

Thanks for handling the police.

I did that for her. Just to be clear.

Anyway,

you have a cool daughter.

But what have you been teaching her?

Jesus! She'll never make it in the real world!

Or she'll change it for the better.

Let’s go.

Do you want to come to Christmas Eve?

I have other plans.

Plans are meant to be changed.

Thank you.

This was the warmest scarf I’ve ever worn.

Let’s go.

Hello.

Agnieszka.

How is Sabina?

If Zosia comes here and sees this dreary hospital scene...

Maybe we can get a Christmas tree in here?

Or at least some branches?

I’m not sure if some branches would make that much of a difference.

They might cheer her up a bit.

Okay.

Let’s bring Christmas here for Sabina.

She loves you.

She does?

She loves you, but she hasn’t lost her mind.

That’s a good thing.

Good?

You want a wife who’s lost her mind?

Don’t screw it up.

Thank you.

Three, two, one.

Let’s go.

Fuck me.

So beautiful.

Agnieszka?

See? He'll find you anywhere.

Can we talk?

Please.

I don’t want to fight.

And above all, I don’t want to lose you.

Let’s put our fight on hold.

A Christmas truce.

Agreed.

- Granny! - Zosia, wait!

- Granny! - Zosia!

Granny! Granny!

She hasn’t woken up.

Hey, sorry.

Got an extra plate for a weary traveller?

Aldona!

I thought you might need this.

For sure.

Look,

granny hasn’t woken up.

Remember what Santa said?

You mustn’t lose hope.

Exactly.

Hey, can I use your phone?

Can I use your phone?

Thanks.

God!

Be quiet, you crazy woman!

They called me a media personality!

They want me to work on TV!

Quiet!

Bless you!

Granny, at last!

I’ve sneezed out all these tubes.

I don't think that’s good.

- I guess. - It’s nothing.

- Sabina! - What are you all doing here?

What do you think?

We’re here for you!

They want me on TV!

You really don't remember?

You gave us such a scare!

My granny.

Has anyone got the Christmas wafer?

Of course.

After all, it’s Christmas Eve!