Original subtitles

Yo turn around why are we going no no we're leaving Doral Doral Doral come on

man we need some uh some Venezuelan chicks that's that's what Doral's known

for yeah that's it in Colombia it seems

kind of dead did we come like on the wrong day it's fucking

Sunday where are the people at oh you gotta go by the back streets no you

can't go on there you can't

Why are we out of fucking like?

Like in a business area on a weekend are we fucking stupid or what?

Are we stupid what's wrong with us?

I got a Sunday. We should be going to the beach We're an

industrial on a Sunday, and we're wondering why there's no one walking

around Well look The beach is that way regardless, right? Water

is that way?

Alright, so just keep going straight if we fucking... Actually, strip clubs are

open on Sundays.

This is true.

Isn't there a strip club? Wait, this is... Bro, there's a strip club over

here.

I used to go to all the time.

Yeah, no, no, no. I'm talking about women, though. For women.

Like, with women.

I'm sure there's one up here.

Not your type of shrimp curbs.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, not mine. Definitely there's some that you guys like.

Some that we would like, not you. Yeah, no, I'm talking about the cables.

The loose rooster.

The floppy rooster.

What?

Oh, shit.

Yeah, I see something.

It is wrong.

I should just make this stick right here.

Watch the airbag just explode on me

Yep, it's empty No,

just everything in general it's just empty look I don't see anyone Yeah,

I know I've seen this building with the purple fucking shit Just

go

here

Dude, that girl definitely just walked out of there.

What time did this place close? Is it 24 hours? No, it closes really late though,

like 6 or something like that.

Maybe she just... Oh, shoot.

Oh, she has a book bag. That's... Stripper. That's stripper attire right

there, boy.

Maybe she's a waitress. I can't believe she's walking down this fucking road by

herself.

How you doing?

Hey, girl.

Sorry. Is that weird? She just gave me the hardest look.

That's definitely stupid. Hey, are you safe driving?

I mean, walking right now? Are you good?

Yeah, why?

It just seems a little odd to be walking by yourself on this lonely-ass road. Do

you not have a car?

I mean, I'm fine.

Are you fine? Is she fine?

Is she fine? Yeah, you fine.

Yeah, you fine, girl.

Ooh, girl, you fine, girl.

You fine, girl.

Really?

Really?

Sorry.

Does this happen a lot?

Do you get, like, followed like this? No, not really.

Do you work there?

Yeah, up there at the club.

Yeah. You work at the club?

Are you a waitress? Really? Are you a waitress? So can I give you a hundred

bucks to show me your titties?

Dude. What?

Come on, bro.

Shut up, I'm talking to I was just saying I mean, that's what you do for a

living you show titties for money I'm sorry my friends a dick right so

is that like so that's rude of me to ask you to do it outside the club I

thought it was just like opportunity

Really cuz I got money girl Yeah,

but like I Mean I like I got real money. Yeah,

so you won't show me titties $400 No

Will you have a conversation with me for $100?

Because I'd like to interview for my project. I have a project

Well, it's a it's a video project.

Oh, yeah, right.

Yeah Well, no, I mean we have a tube channel. We like to interview girls and

interview people Save somebody they're worried about you.

They want to protect you. They're worried about you Yeah, they're worried

about you. I think we're harming you So what so like would you have a

conversation with us ten minutes it'll take ten minutes I'll give you $100.

I mean... I mean, look, there's more money where that came from.

I mean... Oh, look, she's going to get a wet... Wait, hold on. Oh, yeah.

Sorry. No wet feet in here. Oh.

Man, those are nice titties. Are you sure we can't see those for $100?

I mean... Oh.

She said, I mean... But you just want to have a conversation.

Yeah, just get to know you a little bit. I mean...

How much how much where do you live like how much will our father do you walk?

I get it I get it. You're right. You're right. You're right um

But okay, so I mean you either stop and talk to us, or we're gonna follow you

all the way home I'm just saying like

For your video thing. Yeah, for my video thing.

100 bucks. I mean, yeah.

Sure, why not?

There you go.

You can keep that. That's yours.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Look at her.

Of course we good.

Everyone's concerned about you.

I mean.

You're a big girl, you're a big girl.

Yeah, no, we're good, we're good. I ain't gonna, we ain't gonna, like, yeah,

come on.

So, um, so you work at that club, huh?

Yeah. How long have you worked there?

Um, a little while. You know, bouncing back and forth.

Okay, okay.

Alright, is it a nice club? I've never really been in that club.

I mean, it's pretty good. I mean, I make money. It's kind of slow right now,

but... Yeah? You make good money there?

Yeah.

That's good. That's good. Do you plan on doing anything else are you um?

Honestly right now like I'm not really I'm not I don't know. I'm just working.

I'm saving as much money as I can I don't really have like an end goal, but

oh nice Have you done anything anything else other than stripping um?

I've been doing it for like a year and a half now you like it

so you're like real comfortable with your body is it like like uh does it

does it turn you on a little bit to like show your yeah why these are questions

that i want to get like you know what i mean like so so like it's got to

be like freeing right like uplifting freeing being like just naked and nude

and With your body? I guess, yeah. I mean, like, I think I have a good body.

Do friends envy you?

I think you have a good body.

Yeah, I'm sure you do.

Are you insecure?

I don't think so. No?

I don't think I would be able to do what I do if I was, you know?

Yeah? Do you ever get, like, really, really turned on at the club?

Like, when you give a lap dance to, like, a really hot dude? I mean, like,

if he's hot, yeah.

Really? Only if he's hot.

Do you have a boyfriend?

No, now you don't know just got broken up with no Wow you why?

So um

I you know maybe I offended you um

but like I Mean what about if I gave you 300 to flash us with is that more?

I thought we were just agreeing

well i'm just giving you an opportunity to make some more money if you wanted to

i mean think about it to like go home with an extra 400 bucks in your pocket

wouldn't that be pretty cool i mean we're just some couple dudes here in the

middle of nowhere you know what i mean just a couple dudes you know a couple

pervs looking for some titties obviously i would have caught your show at the

club i just didn't know you were there why didn't you i did well i didn't know

we didn't really know we're not really much much of a night owls you know

But I could offer you 300 bucks to show them right now. You don't want to like

go to the club sometime though and see me there. We will. Yeah, sure.

We will. But I mean, do you want to wait to make this money or do you want to

make it now? Don't you got to like give some of this to the club if you make it

in the club? Yeah, like tip out and shit. Yeah, you got to tip out. See,

that's whack. And?

That's whack. I mean.

300.

I mean, if you want, you want to make some extra money.

I mean, we'd love to see your titties. That's all.

Honestly. Can't really blame us, right? So you just want to... Sure.

Yeah,

I mean, the video thing, I can't really show anyone that. That's like nudity

shit, but... But this is just for y'all. This is for us. This is just for us.

Well, see, the thing is, this guy, the driver, you see him? He hasn't really

seen titties in like 15 years.

Like up close in person.

So I'm trying to show him some titties. Trying to do like a community service

type of thing. I've heard that a lot.

Really? Yeah, it's a good pickup line. But look at him.

Doesn't he look like he hasn't seen titties in like 10 years?

It's like make a dream type of thing.

He hasn't had titties since he was like sucking on his mom's titties. That's the

last time he saw a titty. That was the last time he saw titties.

Alright. So, you know, don't you want to help him out?

He's never been to a strip club because he's nervous. It scares him.

Wow. He has social anxiety.

That's sad.

Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of things wrong with him.

I mean, I guess.

Once you take the money I'm just making sure

You're not a thief, right? You're not gonna go running off?

No, hey, hey This van doesn't drive that fast I mean, I get it, yeah, sure,

why not?

Oh, that's awesome So you wanna Yeah, can you do it right here? I mean, I

don't see no one around Here the security guard he'll have some fun Yeah,

sure you don't see anyone on that side. I don't see anyone on this side you see

anyone good.

I'm good You good you can do it real quick

Oh my god!

Holy shit! It's not that serious!

What do you mean it's not that serious? Those things are gorgeous!

Those are really nice nipples. What the fuck? Those are really nice nipples,

girl. Holy fu- Look, and she's just leaving them out now. Holy shit. Damn.

Yo,

that's fucking... She was in her working apartment. Those are awesome.

Those are fucking awesome. Holy shit. What size are those?

D cup.

Double D cup.

D cup? Hey, could we interview your titties?

Interview my titties.

Yeah, do you mind if we interview your titties? Well, you get in the van and we

talk to your titties.

Do you mind if you get in the van and talk to your titties?

I mean, for free? Like, you want me to just hop in?

I mean, look.

Well, there's actually something else.

Are you good at lap dances?

I mean, I gotta get home. Listen, listen. Are you good at lap dances?

Lap dances. Yeah, well lap dances see my buddy his birthday just passed

His birthday just passed I'd love to get him some lap dances

Okay,

you want to walk let's walk then oh Yeah, you

don't want us to follow you so look look How about this? You want to get rid of

us, right?

Do you want to make some extra money? Do you like money?

Yeah. Look, look, look. They have to see this sometimes.

She don't care about that. She says she don't give a shit.

She probably got that underneath her bed right now in her sock drawer.

Look, I want to add to your savings, okay?

How's 500 bucks?

Jesus Christ, bro. Lap dance?

Well, at least two. Two lap dances.

Just lap dances. Two lap dances. Fuck.

500 bucks. This is why we don't take them to strip clubs. This is why. Yeah,

I don't know how to behave with money.

Girl, if you don't take that... 500 bucks for a lap dance? Would you do it?

Two lap dances. Okay.

This is so crazy to me. And we'll take you home.

Okay, deal.

Oh, shit.

Okay. You said you're going to take me home. No, we'll take you home for sure.

That's something that...

No, no, no, we'll take you home. Like, we'll take you anywhere you want. You

know what I mean? Alright.

Look, she ain't trying to walk in the seat.

No.

That's different now that you mentioned you're going to give me a ride. Alright,

get in, get in, let her in. What are you doing with the phone?

Here, we'll get that here. I got it, I got it, I got it.

I'm sorry.

Horrible doorman.

I'm just excited, dude. I'm actually about to get this right now.

Well, hold on, hold on.

So Peter so yeah, so get in the driver's seat so go ahead Yeah,

put that away put that away put that away

So what should he do? Should he sit in the middle? Should he move over?

He's never had a lap dance before.

No, that's bullshit.

No way.

No, he's never had a lap dance. This guy's never seen titties in person and

he's never had a lap dance. Am I supposed to tilt my head back?

I mean, how do you want a lap dance? Why the fuck do you have to tear your head

back? I don't understand. Am I allowed to look? I don't understand what the

hell that was. If you don't want to look, you don't have to. No, what was

the logic on that? I want to. How the fuck?

Don't they get mad if you make eye contact with me? No.

So I can look.

Duh. Let's do it. Hello.

Alright. Alright.

He said you have to look back. Yeah, you gotta look. You gotta put.

So what? You want me to give him like two?

There you go. There's a left hand pose.

You gotta say.

No, hands to the side.

Yeah, like that Yeah, but you got your clothes on. I don't understand.

Did you say you're naked laughing? Oh, fuck.

Are there different prices?

No, no. Oh, man. Do you pay more for nude?

Usually. But I mean... You did pay me a lot. I'm not gonna lie.

Oh,

so we're overspending too?

I thought that's what they go for.

Oh, shit.

So she's letting me overspend and she's keeping her clothes on. So listen.

I'm sorry there for the confusion, but I was hoping I was hoping to give my my

boy like a nude Like not me personally, but give him a nude lap dance Like is

that possible I could throw it in another like hundred I guess 200

I mean... 200 bucks more?

And those are Crips. Those are brand new. Yeah, I can tell. Straight from the

bank. Straight from the bank. Yeah.

Yeah.

Um... I mean... I mean, listen. Honestly, is a strip club any fun

with clothes on?

Really?

I guess. I mean, no, you're right.

So... I mean, you do it for a living, so that's the only reason why I kind of...

That doesn't matter.

Like, I don't usually get picked up in a van.

Well, I'm just saying, like, I just feel like. Are you glad you did, though?

Because you made a lot of money. I just feel like that's what makes you

comfortable to do it, is that you do it for me. Yeah, like, and you're working

it for me. Yeah.

I mean.

We doing this?

Nudie? Nudie. Nudie booty?

Come on, look how excited he is. I'm so happy. Look at it. Look how excited he

is. I can feel how excited he is. How the guy's not, like, I'm not going to

say that's inappropriate.

Come on we gotta get those things out, please come on do it for the driver

Don't

be looking back your driver. You got a drive So kit like can

we

I'll take my shoes off.

That's not nude.

That's nude.

Super nude. That's shoes off.

Come on, I'll give you another $200 to take the fucking clothes off. Oh my God.

Come on, girl. Take the fucking clothes off. We just made a money, huh?

Oh, we got money. We got money. We got money. Oh, shit. Our program on the

internet does pretty well. Yeah.

Look at this fucking guy. Fuck.

Yo.

I give you a thousand dollars, you can make him nut in his pants. I bet I

could.

I bet I could.

Damn,

I'm like practically naked.

No, you're not.

Practically, though. No, you're not. You're not practically naked at all.

Take those shorts off, you'll be practically naked.

For what?

I told you, I'll give you more money.

We already threw out an extra $200.

So you're already at like, fuck, $700.

You're at a, fuck, $1,100.

What the fuck?

She's at $1,100. Look, there's more. Look, they're fine. $1,400. Come on.

Come on, we ain't scared.

Are you scared? We ain't scared.

I'm not scared.

Alright.

Let's do this shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. This is bad.

This is awesome. Can I hold you in place so you don't fall? Yeah.

You don't mind.

Well, that's, yeah, you're good.

Shit.

This too, right? I mean, it would be nice. Nude is nude.

Damn.

Holy smokes. Oh my god.

Now that's a lap dance. Whatever.

That guy for sure is going to get a nut in his pants right now.

I'd like to see that happen.

I bet you would, you little creep.

Oh, look,

she wants to turn around.

Hey, it's easier.

Is it okay if your tits touch my face? Because they are going to.

I guess, yeah.

Can I grab your... Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh my God. Sounds like you've been in a club before, Peter.

Never. I'm saying.

Money always turns girls on

Yeah,

just stare at us while you're riding

So like yeah, like I'm definitely turned on.

No shit?

So if he reaches down and touches the pussy, you let him?

That's like a stripper law, right? I mean, yeah.

but like, I'm not usually this horny. Wait, are you drinking?

Fuck.

Oh my

god.

You wet?

What do you mean? Are you fucking her or something? What do you mean the pussy's

good? I don't know. I mean, my fingers.

He can tell just by the fingers.

You sleep.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

What's he doing?

Oh, my God.

Oh, let me see that face.

Oh my god.

Shit.

Yeah, sure.

Just turn it that way.

Just stay still.

Just like that.

Just like that.

That's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

I'm gonna fuck those tits.

So I can't go to this

You would probably get slapped.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

You guys really like my tits for some reason.

The whole world's gonna like your tits.

I wanna eat that pussy. I don't think I've ever eaten stripper pussy before.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Let's go do some diving.

Oh my god.

Mm-hmm

Bang Bros.

Ugh!

Mmm.

Shit crazy girl. I like lap dances Yeah Go to the strip club next week.

Can we go strip club tonight tonight?

Yeah, give her here. Here you go.

Holy shit girl. What's up with you?

Fuck what the hell happened you two that wasn't supposed to happen. What was that

about? Hey, man.

I touched your pussy. It was soaking wet.

I mean... Do the math, bro.

Do the math.

I said I was getting horny.

Yeah.

Fuck,

I guess, uh... Yeah, we'll, uh... Definitely an experience.

Definitely get you home now.

That was amazing.

Wow.

Put the shit out of me.

Let's take a second to kind of figure out where we're at, our bearings.

What the fuck?

Where are the buildings at? What the fuck is wrong with you? Sometimes the

road just takes me.

No, okay? You control the car. The car doesn't control you.

It does sometimes. I thought I spoke to you about this. It's the flow of the

energy. no it's not the flow of the energy you have to direct the car where

you want to go where are we right now i'm not actually sure because i turned

off the gps oh my god 20 miles ago all right you need to quickly like

pull over somewhere because we need to figure this out yeah do you have any

reception on your phone oh no yeah i'm not getting reception this guy doesn't

know where he's at wait what the my house is Yeah,

you gotta pull over man pull over somewhere I don't know

where this guy just likes to drive and shit He just drives in the wrong

direction eyes and drives.

I'm not really sure which way is north Can

you see the North Star Stars are not out

right now.

I mean they are but

Where's your clothes at?

Um... Her clothes?

Yeah, I was actually just looking for them. Where's your clothes at?

Yeah, where is her clothes at?

I mean, it's gotta be underneath the seat or something. Just check underneath

the seat. Yeah, you check.

Found some money, though.

Yeah, yeah, collect the money. I still owe you some more money. Yo, we're

keeping her, bro. Keep her.

No, no, no, we're ditching her. No, we're not. She's dope.

What the fuck you mean? They all get ditched.

They all get ditched. You gotta stop falling in love with everyone.

She's a stripper. She's already in porn kind of. Bro, you're falling in love

with everyone? What the fuck's wrong with you?

You're going soft nowadays.

Keep it. Yeah, whatever.

Bitch!

Keep it. Fucking pussy!

I gotta... No, I gotta cough.

I gotta cough. It ain't time. No, definitely not towards you. It's

actually me and him arguing about something right now.

Yeah, yeah, it's this it's this big life decision.

He's got to make later and like I'm telling him I'm telling him that it's

just it you know he's got to do what he's always done before you know what I

mean and stay strong and just Do what he's all done before and he's like he's

giving in you know he's like no let's change it all the time He's like oh this

time is going to be different, and I'm like no like it's not going to be

different They have to it's got to go down the same way every single time like

I don't know what the fuck this guy's thinking This guy's thinking he wants

to, like... Well, listen, this guy, he's fucking obviously lost.

He doesn't know where we are.

Just like business stuff. Hey, some business shit. Some business, like,

business venture. Yeah.

That, you know... He wants to, you know, try to open up new doors, you know? He

just needs to stop being a pussy and just stick to the plan. Oh, my... You

know? And follow through with the business and follow through with it. Yo,

where are we, dude? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Follow through with it, you know?

Because, you know, sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do, right, baby?

Yep, gotta do what you gotta do. No, no not agree with do not agree. Yeah,

sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do You got to be strong. No try to be

strong. Don't you gotta be strong? All right? We're not being a bitch, right?

Don't be a bitch, right? Don't be a pussy.

Don't be a pussy choosing the wrong side You're being a pussy right now. Oh my

god. You're being a real pussy right now. I agree with you, but you're being

a pussy But if you agree, no, I agree with you agree.

No, I agree like yeah Where's your clothes at?

Can you help her find her fucking clothes?

Fuck man, let's get our bearings. Let's get our Yeah,

my shoes got funny

Yeah,

um actually

Is that what I think it is?

Wow, that's a crazy magic trick.

How the fuck did you do that?

Yo, check this out. What?

Back up a little bit more.

Back up.

Is that her shorts?

Is that her shirt?

Wow, yo.

Can you walk a little bit?

Look, is that your purple? How did your pink shirt get out here?

Wow, that's bizarre man No, I didn't we didn't do anything like you I didn't

have your clothes. I just How did they get outside here in the middle of

nowhere?

We're in the middle of no, how did your pants get out of our van down the

highway and outside?

What are you doing?

You want a number? Yeah, I just want to see if my reception is working

God, what a pussy.

It's 555-pussy-pussy-pussy. Shut up. Seriously.

67-pussy-pussy.

954. Let her punch it in. Let her punch it in. Let her punch it in. Let her

punch it in.

Because you got them soft fingers.

You got them soft-ass fingers.

You're a dick.

I don't know if your fingers are going to be able to press the buttons with

them soft-ass fingers.

Mr. Softy. So, he just wants my number?

Yeah, yeah. He wants your number. It's fine. We'll take your number.

Yeah, let me I gotta give her more money All right, so go ahead and get your uh

get your clothes. I don't know man. That's that's so odd Yeah, there you go.

It's the hole on the bottom of the bus Yeah, just grab it.

Oh She has a sugar backpack with it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, you're gonna need this

Oh, shit.

Damn, that just slipped out of my hand, girl. I'm so sorry.

Fuck, here, drive up a little bit. She's got more up here.

Yeah, you're going to need all that money. I mean, thanks.

Yeah.

I hope you get home okay.

No,

you can't. Go, go, go, go, go.

Bye. She threw her shoe.

She threw her shoe. You said we would keep the ones with potential.

Can you tell me that girl didn't have potential?

What's wrong with you? Such a, such a pussy.

Do we have to- Pull over, stop. Stop the car. Do we have to pull over? No.

Do you gotta get out? No. Do you got somewhere you gotta go, sir? No, no,

yes. Do you got somewhere you gotta go? Yes, yes. Are you hanging with us? I'm

hanging with you. Alright.

Bros before hoes? Bros before hoes. Alright. But I got a number, though. I

got a number. You want it?

You want it? Listen. I know you want it. Listen, we're gonna call her later.

Alright, alright, alright. She'll forget all about it, I'm sure.

She does got nice titties. Yo, she's fired. She's fired. Alright, don't worry

about it. We gotta ditch him. Why you gotta be so soft on us?

My bad, dude. My bad. Next time we're gonna start ditching you. I'm getting

soft. You're getting soft.

Goodbye, love.

Call you in a week.

She'll get over it. Give her like a week. She'll get over it.