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Don't you think we should just, you know, get it moving?

You know what I mean?

Everybody's already got kids, everybody's already married.

Hell, even, like, fuck, Jenny just got married, like, three months ago.

Yeah, yeah, I know it was because she got pregnant, but... What, do I have to

fucking get pregnant to get you to even pay?

Come on.

Don't you love me?

No, I don't mean it like that. I just... Our relationship is

just... It's stagnant. We gotta... Fine. Just

whatever.

Just whatever. Okay, fine, fine, fine. That's it.

I won't bring it up again. Yeah, right.

Were you asleep?

I was just taking a nap before work.

What's up?

Can we talk?

I just need someone to talk to right now.

What do you want to talk about?

Well, I don't want you to get mad.

What did you do? Did you take any money out of my wallet?

No. Did you wreck my car again?

No.

What? It's about Todd.

It's almost as bad.

Come on.

What about the douche? What did you do now? Did you fuck one of your friends?

No, he hasn't done anything, and that's kind of the problem.

Look, all of my friends, they all got houses, they all got married, and they

all have kids and families, and I'm just... I'm just here.

What's so bad about being here? We don't have to pay any bills. We're still with

Mom and Dad.

I want to start a family.

No. Why the hell would you want to grow up?

We have a sweet... Hey, you and I just played video games all night. You want

to grow up?

I'm sorry. I know I'm being kind of a jerk and I should be more supportive,

but what do you... What's the big deal? Like, he won't marry you? You want to

get married?

I want to get married, and chances are he's probably not even going to consider

it unless I'm, you know...

Pregnant or something.

Well, just get knocked up.

I can't just get knocked up. It's not that hard. I think you know how it

works. Well, yeah, but you know how Todd is. He's like a

freaking, he's a control freak.

Especially with birth control.

Birth control? He what?

He's like a Nazi with his condoms or something? Yeah, pretty much. He is.

Are you kidding me? Yeah.

He won't even let me put him on him.

Oh, my fuck.

You're joking.

Why are you with this guy?

Well, I love him. I just want to get married and have a wedding just like

everybody else.

Well, you would be a good mom.

I know I would.

And you'd have really cute babies. I'll be honest with you.

I'm not just saying that because you're my sister. I think you'd be great.

Well, you're sweet.

I don't know what to say. I feel like you've put in the effort and stuff.

I don't know. Maybe you should... I mean, if you need to get pregnant,

just... Why don't you... I'm not saying you should cheat on him, but why don't

you ask one of your guy friends?

Well, all my guy friends are married.

Oh, man.

In fact, you're...

The only single guy that I actually know.

Are you serious?

Yeah, they're all married. They all have kids and families.

Well, I guess I'm single by choice, but I don't want to grow up. I know, but

you don't have to. You know, maybe, okay, this is going to sound kind of

weird, but maybe you could help me out with this.

Uh, how could I help you out with this? I'm not talking to you, but... Well, I'm

a girl and you're a guy, technically.

What are you... Yeah, that's true, but you're my sister. What... You're not

suggesting that, like... You're not suggesting that I give you... Well...

Pregnance. Look, I really, really want this.

You want me to get you pregnant so you can marry Todd?

You said that I would have pretty kids, so you would have pretty kids. There we

go. Oh, my God.

You're serious.

You're not joking.

No, I'm not. You are this desperate to have a baby so you can be here? I'm

ready to move on with my life already, okay? I don't think I'm going to come. I

don't know. I mean,

there's kissing cousins, and then there's this. I don't think.

Look, it's just.

It's not like we're in a relationship with each other. It's just, you know,

one little thing.

I just need your... I don't... I love

you and I want to help you, but... I've never really looked at you like

that. I mean, you're all really pretty, but... It doesn't matter how you look at

me. It's just... Here, do you want me to help you?

I don't understand.

Well, you know, just... You help me, like... Like if I touch

you just a little bit.

I don't... That feels... Oh, God.

Maybe if I just touch you a little bit, then maybe you might change your mind. I

don't think we probably should talk more.

Nobody would know.

Because everyone would think it was Todd's. I, but, oh.

It's the only way that I can get him into actually commit to a relationship.

If you, if you really think this is a good idea, I... It hardly

looks like you're turned on.

Well, you are touching my dick.

You can just pretend I'm anyone else.

I don't... Look, I don't think we should do this.

I don't know if I can.

And if I did get you pregnant, you would be okay with it being mine?

What would... So I'd be uncle?

Uncle dad?

Yeah,

you would be uncle dad. No, Todd would be the dad.

You get it?

Okay, so this is like stream-free fun time then. Yeah.

Okay, for you.

For you, okay.

I can't.

I'm gonna lie down.

I really do want to have a kid.

I just want to start a family like everyone else.

Oh, God.

It's a little weird.

Do you like it?

I don't want to admit it, but I do. I really like it.

Are you sure?

I'm 100%.

I can't believe you're doing that.

I never thought I'd see my sister suck my cock.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck, it feels so good.

Keep sucking on me.

a good mom.

I know.

What if... Your kids will probably turn out much prettier than his anyway.

Oh, God.

What if it doesn't get you pregnant the first time?

Well, then I guess we might just have to try again.

Okay.

Look, it's alright.

Nobody else has to know about it, okay?

You're so lucky.

Oh, God.

I'm gonna take my shirt off.

Yeah.

Holy shit.

Oh.

Oh, God, you have really nice tits.

How you know I'm gonna be a good mom?

Oh, fuck yes.

It might take a minute, but you taste better than him.

Really? A little bit, yeah.

God, you're so fucking hot. I never really noticed before.

You ready to do this?

I guess so, yeah.

I haven't had sex for a long time.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Oh, God.

Oh, jeez.

You... You... Slow

down,

slow down.

I told you I haven't had sex in a while.

I know you just want me to...

Your sister.

Are you pregnant now?

We've been sharing a room this long and this hasn't happened.

Do you want me to get you pregnant?

Yes.

I'm gonna come to you. Come fly with me.

Do you want me? Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

I can't believe I'm gonna fucking come inside you.

Oh, shit. I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come.

came inside you a lot.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You're a really good brother.

I... I don't know what to say to that.

I feel a little weird.

Don't feel weird about it.

Don't feel weird. Thank you.

Welcome.