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not a hard time on planet Earth why

didn't you come to this party with me

are you a model I am a warrior the

Warrior look went out with the Village

People who is this

verushka Paulina and now Jesse who's

brur is eating flowers all you have to

do is get Mr Jesse out of the picture

someone about to kill me just don't mess

it up this

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the penalty for Rebellion against the

council is termination but because of

your heroic Services as a warrior you

are exiled to the Primitive planet Earth

there to dwell in human form until you

learn to restrain your hostility this

control unit will monitor you

hostility not

good the sentence is

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passed

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I'm sorry buddy but you've been sitting

here for the last 3 hours reading these

magazines yes I now know 100 ways to

redecorate my house for under $50

well I'm glad you're enjoying yourself

but these magazines are for sale but why

once I have read them they have no value

to me but I can't let you read anymore

without making a

purchase is this what you call

censorship it's what we call

I noticed these devices are popular with

small animals you call dogs you do this

so they may also

drink almost over okay one more Beau

beautiful last

shot hey D hey glad we're done here such

a crummy place what are you talking

about these old buildings of Great

Character keep your character I'll take

the

beach see the party yeah later hey nice

stuff today Dennis thank you it takes

teamwork good hair and great bone

structure your idea of perfect teamwork

is you do in a

bye she's an easy pigeon let's clip her

wings easy as they come man let's rock

and roll let's go let's

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go there you got any breakes on this

thing look at this damage you're right

you really wasted my grill oh I did did

I sure you backed right into me I think

my friend here he may be hurt yeah ouch

I think it might be Whiplash funny joke

I hope you have insurance hey we don't

need an insurance company to work this

out just give me your

purse give me that stop it leave the

female

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alone yeah right leave the female

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alone one swing and you're out man you

can't get all of us but we'll get all of

you I'm

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fan get in come on good

job

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so are you a weightlifter or something

no I am Jesse what is your job I'm

Donna I'm a model but a model is a small

replica of a true

object there is a bigger U no I post for

pictures and magazines oh you were one

of those whose picture folds out no not

that

I am a fashion

model what is

fashion fashion is whatever is

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in in

what you're really weird you know

that hey want to go to a party with

and you're certain he'll give it

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darling great layout in Cosmo nice

airbrush job too I could hardly see

those little things under your eyes well

thank you Marlene and uh by the way you

can probably do bathing suits this year

the one piece is

back ah you are a model also s are you

in not for you

darling are you a model I am a warrior

the Warrior look went out with the

Village

People that's unbelievable Zach I am so

happy for you ah come on Donna let's cut

through the lip gloss everyone in this

room thought I was over next thing you

know I'm the new Remy Charles man well

the idea did cross my mind how did you

pull it off Talent sweetheart sheer

talent I am really happy for you I

know I know when I was in the back row

you were the only one didn't write me

off I won't forget

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SMS

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the

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toy

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come

here who's brosaurus eating flowers over

there that's Jesse be careful what you

say about him he saved my life today

yeah what do you do find your lipstick

know he got me out of a pretty bad

situation interesting for a bum now I

wonder how he'd look all buffed out and

dressed up Perry don't don't do that

again come on and pick things up this

part's like a

morg Jesse I want you to meet a friend

of mine this is Perry he's a

photographer do you mind if I shoot you

I must warn you I shall defend

excuse me great party friended nice of

you to have it at your house but uh you

didn't have to go to all this trouble

just for me you're a pig You're a

murderer but I'm not complaining you

gone inside for fresh air oh come on

Fred is that any way to talk to the man

who's going to make you designer of the

year it's the other way around Zach

clothes make the man remember ah but

whose clothes

I thought you'd be happy to know I've

also chosen the Remy Charles

woman it's Donna that's Remy's choice to

make well I'm sure you can influence him

the way you did for me just keep pushing

Zach

Freddy I think your guest could use a

little more

all right give it to

me all 16 cylinders turn it up

turbocharge and Let It

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Go Perry ought to start on the basics

with this guy like

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over

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here

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I have seen life in its most frightening

forms but nothing to equal the ugliness

in that room Twisted faces

everywhere these humans can be very

cruel is that a human emotion I detect

perhaps this punishment is more severe

than the council

imagined

yes will you put that in your report not

possible that would be a value judgment

I am not allowed to make value

judgments I hope only this colony of

humans is so

evil The Colony they call the

beautiful

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okay Donna you made a Believer out of me

the new Remy Charles

woman oh Mr Char this is the most

thrilling thing that's ever happened to

me thank you no don't thank me thank

Fred he's the one who's been pushing for

you you're going to be great you're

going to be great she going to be

perfect with Zach now Perry the texture

of this campaign has to be light Airy

fun none of that dark Broody European

stuff right lots of exteriors happy

locations got it this season killer

clothes are bold daring and witty and

that's what I want this campaign to show

we're thinking along the same lines Mr

Charles here let me show you some of the

preliminary stuff I shot with

Zach see we're pulling into the same

station here H sense of humor slight

eccentricity

okay who's

this nobody that was just for fun at a

party let me see that

who is this it's just this guy I know

he's not even a professional Mr Charles

Remy come on I mean you can't be

serious this is

Jesse and I think you can all see why

I've chosen him to be the new Remy

Charles man for killer

cloes any questions or

comments

marketing a strong blue color appeal

it's a a big Plus in department store

sales research yeah there should be

strong identification among males 18 to

35 and added female appeal he has great

eyes yes they are very efficient

unfortunately this form only comes with

two very good Jesse that sense of humor

will be a natural for publicity we

should try for the tonight's show or

maybe we can get sjck tell us about your

background Jesse I came a long way to

get here a man who's paid his dues any

more comments yes what's your last name

Jesse I only have

one that's right

verushka

Paulina and

Jesse

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all right you let it happen you're going

to make it right exactly what I have in

mind look I can give you

$250,000 now and another $ 250 when the

line Abus and that's going to make it

right wrong money's only part of it I

want a career again look Zach I mean

there is just no way that I can get Remy

to change his mind about you but I can

change his mind about you now which do

you think he'll hate more the fact that

you stole the design from Cory or that

you killed

him don't worry Fred all you have to do

is get Mr Jesse out of the

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picture let's make it sultry hot night

in the desert come on there's mystical

attraction here

here man

Jesse you're dangerous you uh might

explode at any moment just like that

night at the party okay no trying to

change I got Shadows under the eyes

still okay look uh close your eyes and

visualize hey come on close them all

we're on a street it's dark you're

walking toward me I see you I'm scared I

ask myself who is that kid kill her it's

me Jesse just pretend that you've killed

somebody I have killed

somebody

great use it okay let's go

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people okay where is he

Jesse you're on this side of the

camera okay here we go people make me

believe it make me

guess he sexy he's

irresistible all right give me a little

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energy is there a

problem you want the mating ritual

mating ritual I love the guy right Jesse

not give me some

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heat what does the mating ritual have to

do with selling clothes

everything okay last light come on give

me a little more leg please okay almost

over one more shot here we go

Bingo interesting

design not my

color one size fits all another human

lie it's called advertising these

costumes are for the beautiful people

colony

these are Styles I know about Styles

humans create new clothing and

immediately declare it obsolete it is

called the fashion industry and I am a

hot new model oh you're a

Toyota control I must

hurry this human form is not so ugly

when it is properly

draped I must investigate this world of

fashion remember as the humans say

beauty is only skin

tight all right Donna eyes front Jesse

uh thrust out your right

hip that's your

shoulder okay let's break here

you really don't get it do you you don't

realize you're about to become one of

the top models in the

business what do you mean Top Model it

means people bring you drinks and put up

umbrellas and make you rich and famous

rich and famous and Robin Leech will

come and visit you at your

house uh yes if you're big

enough then it is good to be on top oh

absolutely but you have to fight to stay

there you can't trust anyone and you

can't love anyone but

yourself

Perry Perry come on you're a pro Hi how

are you you know what I'm talking about

this guy he he doesn't know what to do

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him hey Jesse it's quite a change huh

just remember what goes up must come

down not everywhere on your Earth it is

a function of the law of gravity Zach I

know how you feel hey you don't know how

I

feel you're still in the front

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row all right people uh next change

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please yeah we'll start trying hard

I'll use the prince against you if I

have

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to the humans have a great desire to

change their natural appearance

certainly understandable for such an

ugly race of creatures these changes

must be based on what is called in

fashion ah it must be in fashion to wear

a set of many garments but wait it is

also in fashion to wear almost nothing

at all how do humans decide if they are

in

fashion this must be the answer they are

bombarded with propaganda forcing them

to join a

trend Fame popular Clarity Discovery

negative outcome not good I'm sorry this

is a private party why don't you guys

come back another night we're not really

T you down because you just don't have

the right look for this

club forget about it how you doing

babe all right forget it that's it I

don't want to hear

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anymore yes norly Jess now my agency

doesn't just represent you we package

you package yeah yes I did your job once

at a food market hey what a crazy world

you know this time last year I was

selling

shoes I Ste you Jesse No Stealing is

wrong terrific line Remy boy you knocked

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off do agents not tell the truth oh

we'll do lunch huh I love him I want you

to meet the head buyer of the balone

stores she hasn't stopped talking about

you since she's seen your pictures she

must be very tired she's very

important glattus I'd like you to meet

Jesse In the Flesh and there is so much

of it why don't I let you two get

acquainted great

idea I loved your pictures uh yes you

have not stopped talking about me since

you saw them so much

self-confidence you must tell me all

about yourself you know I must

not you got to hand it to him the guy's

got style a real natural for film you

can even make him forget a

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Schwarzenegger I hope everything here is

taken care of oh yeah so don't worry

you're pretty little head about it well

that's what I like about your work a

great eye for

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detail would you like me to get you a

drink how about a blue

volcano let me get you a

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drink

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your image is on display everywhere this

is

unacceptable go away I have to become a

Top Model you are not supposed to bring

attention to

yourself but I also must succeed in a

society they say I be rich and

famous people will bring the

umbrellas this is called human

success you are here to observe humans

not become

one do not need your

advice I have an

agent we'll do lunch

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feel don't even feel it for this human

concept of party is stupid they drink

beverages which cause them to move

awkwardly to high desel sounds all under

a silly lighting

effect silly but not

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unpleasant

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invisible temporarily lost ability

monitor certain functions Prett pretty

light intoxic

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looking good

you were nearly seen in the room of

dancing I was in total possession of my

faculties at all times that is not true

you are still not in your normal mode oh

no I'll show you normal

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he go where'd he go what what

up get roll put on the break come

on come on do something come

on bre stop

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going

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my designs the perfect setting Queen

Mary was an inspired idea Remy we'll set

up on the observation deck oh buyers are

going to eat it

up the only thing though that bothers me

is is Jesse I mean he's so

unpredictable look what if he freezes

what if he splits Jesse will be fine

besides we've always got Zach right

right come

in hey Mr Remy Charles man what happened

to you last

night someone tried to kill me what a

car tried to push me into the ocean who

would want to do something like that I

am the Remy Charles

man I shouldn't have enemies here that's

what my brother thought he was murdered

he was a

model a designer it happened last year

they never found Cory's

killer this business is like

War if anything happens to you the only

person that gains is Zach but I mean I

know he's upset but he perhaps is the

prince prince who the son of Queen Mary

now Jesse wait a minute you're not

making any sense I heard Zach say on the

phone I will use the prince against you

if I have to

Prince I I don't know anybody named

Prince you're are you sure I heard it

prince prince the

prince model

prints print photographic prints I'll

use the prints against you Zach's trying

to Blackmail somebody yes it is

possible oh what is blackmail you know

if we can find those Prince will know

exactly what Zach's into and it will

also reveal my enemy maybe then I will

get

them don't worry Zach's not home

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huh

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not possible I do not intervene I do not

interfere control I'm in danger I must

find the film I can be of no help it is

strictly forbidden by the council

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rules I'm sure the council would like to

know just how intoxicating you found the

light to the Disco This is what the

humans call blackmail yes it's a new

human concept I've just

discovered now I must get an entrance

without leaving a

trace on television Thomas Magnum uses a

small plastic

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card you miss

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my

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huh my visual survey reveals no

photographic film very well control you

tried however infrared spectroscopy

might be of some use

my target element will be silver salts

common to most photographic

processes ah Bulls

here I think you'll find what you're

looking for in

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aha this will tell me who my enemy is

Count Me among them do not ever

blackmail me

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are you sure it was Jesse Fred just

don't mess it up this

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hour or is that just more advertising

hey dude I only got two

hands do other humans have

thank

you no I'm leaving right now

okay I just called the location and told

him we were on our

way I don't get it where is it I will

get it no these I mean they're just

shots to the killer line stuff we're

showing today I mean why would

anybody wait a

minute these sketches are all signed by

Corey but I thought Fred designed these

clothes

no my brother did Fred must have stolen

them oh Jesse this is all starting to

make sense

now I think Fred killed my brother for

these designs and Zach is blackmailing

him do Fred and Zach not have enough

money to

live is this why they kill and black men

no it's not for money Jesse it's for

fame everybody wants their 15 minutes

the photo people wanted 1 hour no this

great artist once said that everybody

will be famous for 15

minutes is it worth killing for this 15

minutes of course not but it is worth

having no

friends and loving only

yourself Fred thinks he is in fashion

Fred is in

trouble this new line of killer clothes

is quite a departure for you Mr Charles

and a very exciting departure the

originality of Fred Cooper's design is

going to open new doors new markets for

us the word on the street is you're

about to sign a major deal with a huge

retail operation can you tell us who it

is there is something brewing and you

might find out about it sooner than you

think thank you enjoy the

party what's a word on Jesse I got

people here to take care of that aren't

you cutting it a little closey they know

what they're

doing where's Donna she was coming here

with Jesse you think she knows I don't

know but I can't take that

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the Queen Mary is a very large

vehicle where did she go nowhere people

just come to look at her because she's

beautiful

but she no longer has a

purpose isn't Beauty with no purpose or

waste come we must find Remy Charles

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hey

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I will attract our enemy's attention you

run to that stairway and

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let's go just me help me J

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please

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Jesse

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and Now ladies and gentlemen I'm proud

to present for killer

cloes the the Remy Charles woman and the

Remy Charles

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man what's this all about about

murder Fred killed my

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brother your 15 minutes are

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Jessie

hi I Came to Say Goodbye you're quitting

modeling I don't like humans staring at

me there was a time that that was all I

lived for and that time has passed yes

thanks to

you oh careful you might smudge my

makeup oh

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okay they are already replacing your

photographic

likeness yes as a Top Model I am

obsolete very

confusing Fame is a puzzling process I

am glad it is out of your system I also

am

glad control I'm hungry let's do