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No, I didn't. You actually copied me.

My pie bakes for 60 minutes.

I seriously thought by the time we hit 40, the petty childhood stuff would just

stop. But my stepsister?

She never got the memo.

We've been competing over literally everything since forever.

Who can clean better? Who makes the best pies?

You name it.

But ever since I became a stepmother, it's gotten way worse.

Now, my poor boy is the tiebreaker for every single argument.

Honestly, I am just so tired.

And I bet he is too.

I don't even care about winning anymore.

I just want out.

We'll see what happens when he tries my pie.

Are you ready?

Bring it on, sis.

Let's see what happens.

Because what mommy made you, your favorite apple pie.

I want you, my classic famous apple pie. Here, your whipped cream. Give it a nice

taste and tell mommy how good her apple pie is.

I'm so sorry you have to suffer through that, baby.

You don't even care about this growing young man and what he needs.

I know exactly what he needs, and he needs more mommy's power.

Oh, don't you. You just love mommy's pie.

Oh, man. I don't even know what you're talking about. This quasi-new age slob.

The growing boy just wants American classics.

You know what?

You're always just so annoying. You're always just trying to, like, rival me.

You didn't even handpick your class. You don't even care.

How do you know? He's my boy, not yours. I told you, we talk. He's my boyfriend.

I'm his girlfriend.

No, you're not. I'm his confidant.

He doesn't need any extra protein.

Yeah, he actually does.

Because when you're a growing boy, you need all the protein you can get. That's

what the doctor said. I keep wishing for something crazy to happen. Just

something totally extreme that would force us to finally drop the act and

just be sisters.

I'm your older sister and you need to listen.

But looking at her actively trying to squat lower than me, I know it's never

going to happen.

Oh, God.

We're going to be doing this until we're 90, aren't we?

Of course you need to focus. You only have two brain cells.

My trainer says I have the optimal percentage of body fat for my age range.

You don't even have a trainer.

A trainer could really help you with your form and discipline, which I think

you're lacking.

Well, I certainly don't need detox tea or five-year pyramid scheme like you.

You know what? These things happen, okay?

But I've had sex with five

guys under 30 in the last month.

You know, it's not a flex to sleep with guys under 30. It shows just how

immature you really are.

Sweetie, what are you doing?

Nothing, Mom. I heard you two arguing and bickering and I just figured, you

know, what's going on.

It's just, you know, I just figured... Honey, it's okay. Look, you're stressing

him out. Our sweet, young nephew.

Calm down. He's fine.

He just wanted to check out what he's doing. Isn't that right?

Oh, please.

It's always a competition with you, isn't it?

Best auntie this.

My favorite nephew this.

Give it a rest.

Well, someone has to let him know how great he is. Look at him.

I swear I was just trying to help.

You don't need to explain that you wanted to just be in here and check out

your auntie's baby. You can't help it that I'm super hot.

Okay, I'm done.

You know what?

Let's settle this once and for all.

Look at my tits, sweetie. Aren't they just so nice and firm?

Look really good in this top.

Okay, so this is how we're playing now?

Check these out, nephew.

Don't look at that.

Like, what is wrong with you? You know what? Here, mine too then. Feel mommy's

titties. It's okay.

See how soft and supple mine are compared to hers?

Oh, mine are plenty soft.

And my nipples are perfect with little pieces of candy.

Aren't they just so nice and firm?

And aren't my nipples so cute, nephew?

Mine are just much more suckable, aren't they?

Oh, you know what?

That's okay.

We don't need to worry about this right now. I think we need to get serious.

Get away from my boy.

See,

mommy even kisses better too, doesn't she?

That's not true. Oh my god. You know what?

Look, sweetie. It's mommy's ass.

Isn't it just like so nice? Get over here and take a closer look.

What are you waiting for?

I know you want to come touch it. Get over here.

Check mommy's ass out.

It's okay. Feel free to grab it or slap it.

You know, whatever.

Yeah, that's a good boy.

What the hell? Okay, that's enough of this. We need to settle this.

Complete the despair competition.

Well, fine then. Say no more.

Wow. Always rushing.

Can't you just take a moment to stop and enjoy the fine young boner?

Wow, what was that? This is getting really weird. Is this necessary?

It's not weird.

You just have to be our judge. And one more thing, sweetie.

Well, yeah, you have to tell us who strokes and sucks your

cock better.

You know?

Just feeding in the opportune moment, of course.

Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

You both are really good at this one. Can't you just both win?

No.

Give that to me.

No, because Mommy's mouth is way better, so Mommy has to win.

That's what she thinks, but I can take much more care of you than her.

Same old mouth you see every day.

Whatever.

It's okay. We don't need her, sweetie.

Mommy can take care of you.

You're in here. You're such a hog.

Because I'm trying to take care of this mess.

How dare you!

Mommy's mouth is way better, though, isn't it? I can

take

that cock in my mouth.

I'm like, Auntie.

Oh, really?

You're just showing off your skills.

Certified whore.

It's okay, I know that you crave money instead.

We can just literally fuck.

Don't worry, I know how you really feel.

You know what? I think if we're actually going to settle this once and for all,

we need to give them a little experience.

What do you think?

Agreed. Good.

Let's do it. Let's do it.

Now move over because mommy's first.

Oh my gosh.

Okay, fine.

Well, if we're going to do this, let me make it right.

Yeah. I need to try this.

Pussy. Let's get this going.

Yeah, put it in me, sis.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

So good, mommy's pussy.

Even though I'm competitive, I have to say, it does look really nice. Oh, yeah,

I'm finally an interviewer.

Why don't you get over here.

I'll lick your pussy.

Oh yeah, that's a good boy. Fuck moms.

I'm so ready for you.

I forgot how pretty your pussy was.

So good. Do you feel so fucking good?

Yeah,

you

fuck mommy's pussy and make it feel good.

Yeah, you like that?

Don't do it too good. Save some for me.

Yeah, it is a competition.

I guess your dogs have to get some.

You get back in there and keep me nice and wet forever.

Fuck. Oh my god.

That you didn't know that your mommy could eat pussy like this.

I still have veins, Jess.

I just hate that.

Let's see. You're such a good boy. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh,

thank God.

Let's see. This looks so good.

Just think of all the ways I'm going to make him fuck my type.

Oh, yeah. Yes, that's exactly right.

Yes. Oh, my God. Is this just good? Is

this just good? Oh,

my God. Yes.

Oh, my

God.

Oh my

god.

Keep holding your mom's pussy just like that

I love you. I love

you.

Sweet.

Fuck.

You know what?

That felt great in a little bit. I think it's my turn to fuck her up, you silly.

Bye.

Oh, but you love to pussy, don't you? I think you're good just like that. Come

on, sweetie. Get in here.

I've gotten her nice and wet for you.

show mommy that all that porn you watch has paid off oh

my god that cock looks so fucking good

Oh, you like that, don't you? Fucking love her.

Oh, yeah,

you fuck her. You fuck and she's pussy.

This is so hot.

Oh my

god

Fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah, he's so into it.

Yeah,

it's not

too

bad.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. God, I'm such a fucking granddad girl.

Oh, yeah, you take this.

Looks so good, don't you, sis?

That's mommy's boy. You fuck, aren't you?

Yes, yes.

Not one, too.

Oh, yes.

You know what? It's time for me to get these off.

Yeah, you keep fucking on such a good point.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. That's so fucking weird. The least you can do is rub my clit, sis.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God.

Let's get nice and comfy for you.

It just feels so good, doesn't it?

He's getting even better by the minute. Oh, he is.

Exactly.

Oh, yeah.

You're getting nice and comfy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yes. Yeah, give it to mommy.

Oh, that's mommy's boy. Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're not serious.

You know, you keep going and you make me laugh.

Oh, mommy, come.

Oh, yes, right there.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, you like the way the girl on 2 sucks your claw?

Yeah. She looks so good taking it, doesn't she?

I'm not supposed to, she's so good.

Yeah, you like that, don't you?

Oh yeah, you please don't just do that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, look at that.

Let's put that back in there.

Yes, please give it to me.

Yes,

yes.

Yes,

yes, yes. Look at that. That is such

a good sense.

Ah, fuck.

Yes, right there. Uh-huh. Yeah, baby, mommy, come.

Oh, sorry, mommy.

Help.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

now let her take that cum off real quick.

There you go.

Oh,

you know what?

Now...

Once you sit right here, you're going to take it from the bottom.

Yeah, you are.

So soft.

Alright,

get in here.

Just like that. That's a good...

Why the fuck can't I massage those balls for some nice, big

love from mommy and auntie? Yes, please. Oh, yes.

Yeah, it is like that.

It is pretty nice.

It is a pretty tight pussy, huh?

Yeah, that's your auntie for you.

Yeah.

Just like that. I'm so fucking good at what you fuck.

You can't have all the fun.

Oh, wow.

It's okay.

No, you're just crazy.

You're hot.

You just can't help yourself.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Come a little closer. Yeah.

Oh,

yes. Oh, uh-huh.

Oh my god, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Yeah, that's a good one. Oh,

you're pushing her in my clit. It feels so good.

You're such a horny boy.

Yeah, we're looking so fucking dead.

You know what?

Son, get on the floor because we're going to ride you now.

Oh yes, just like that.

Oh yes.

Let's see, it tastes so good when it's hot.

It's so good.

It's so good. It's so good.

It's so good.

It's so good.

It's so good.

Oh my god.

Yes. Yes. Yeah, you like the way mommy's titties bounce?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Mommy burned that cock.

Oh, yes.

Was that a yes, mommy? Say it to her louder, like, respect her.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, here, mama's going to show you how she likes to write it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, that's it.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh, that's my boy.

That's mommy's big boy.

Mommy's pussy.

A little fur.

Oh, yes. Yeah, touch yourself too, sis.

Oh, you know you can't help yourself.

Oh, it feels

so fucking good when it stretches my pussy out.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Too much?

I think it's your turn to write it. Yeah.

You don't talk better.

There you go, there you go.

Yes, I see that.

You like the way auntie rides it? Does that feel good or hot?

Do you like when it gets to you better?

Say it louder. It's okay. I don't like auntie's pussy.

I mean, I can't really blame you.

It's nice and pretty and tasty.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Uh-huh. Yes.

Spits it on to you. Fucking ride his cock.

Yes. That's it. Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. You can fucking take his cock. Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Bounce on him just like that.

Yes. Yes.

Let's try this from the other way around, what do you say?

I can't see anything. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, take this fucking cup, just like that.

Oh, yes,

yes. Oh, fuck you.

Here, why don't you wipe your cup?

Why don't you take one of these, too?

Oh, yes, just like that.

Yeah, you suck on those titties.

She's perfect.

Oh, yes.

Titties.

Wait, you have all these perfect titties and my perfect bouncing ass?

Oh, that's such a combo.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

That's it.

You lick my titty while Auntie bounces on my cock.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh, you know what?

For competition's sake, I think we should have one final little game to see

whose pussy is better after all.

All right, let's do it. Let's do it.

Here. Put your dick back in mommy.

Show us what you do.

Yes. Yes.

I think it's my turn for you to try my first thing one last time.

Fine. Yes.

Not competition.

Oh, goodness.

Yes. Oh, you can get mommy and auntie both facial.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Uh-huh. Yeah, that's it.

Oh, that's mommy's voice. You're gonna give mommy a hard time. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck.

You're such a good boy.

You know, I guess we work better together than we do against each other.

I guess we do.

Only one way to be sure, though.

I think we need another round.

Some competitions you win, some you lose.

And some, you realize you never needed to have in the first place.