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How are you today?

I'm really good.

How are you?

Oh yeah, good.

Today is yellow day.

Really yellow day. Yeah.

Getting ready for summer.

My favorite shoes.

Expensive?

Kind of, yeah.

Like $200?

Yeah, like $200.

They last forever.

I've had these for like two years.

How much is this?

Like $40.

I just got it the other day.

I guess. I guess. It's too sexy.

Too sexy?

Yeah.

Is it normal?

What?

It's not too sexy. It's sweet. Yeah, I think. I think. You need short pants.

Yeah.

Oh, no. I kind of did not.

I like

bright colors.

Yeah, you look perfect.

Green, yellow.

And I have this hairstyle.

Thank you. What's the name?

It's a braid.

What do you call it?

Side ponytail?

No, I know that there's a word. Maybe you're just a guy.

Also heavy today?

Heavy every day. Oh, heavy every day.

And now my back hurts today a lot.

I need a better mattress.

This is so annoying.

My last girlfriend says I want big boobs.

So she said every day. Yeah.

It sucks.

But you have to do... It is about $1,000, $2,000.

Mine are real.

If I could have different boobs, I would have smaller boobs.

Girls with small boobs are prettier too.

I don't like seagulls.

No.

That feels weird.

Thank you.

Do you want to take a shot?

Yes.

I don't even know what they are. Elephants, or rhinoceros, and dogs.

Ah, what's that in English?

Rhinoceros. Venus.

Ah, yeah, yeah. Venus.

Venus. Venusaurus.

Wait, no.

Whatever.

Some dinosaur.

Dog and?

Dog and bear. Shortcake? Yeah.

Maybe I have to make it hot.

Yes, we do.

um um

Thank you.

That's the other one.

The mirror.

Sit down for me.

to do that

It's broken.

How many times you come in?

Three. Three?

Twice on there.

And one place?

In the bathroom.

Bathroom? Yeah.

Which style?

Which position?

Oh, really?

I love that.

now i'm like