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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE BAR]

It's that crazy Ranger.

I told you what he done up at the Wrecking Bar last Saturday.

You sure that's him?

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

I'm looking for Snake Larkin.

Hello, Curly. Long time no see.

Nobody gave you an invite, Walker.

My badge is my invite, Curly.

Does anyone here know Snake Larkin?

He used to run with Blackjack.

Come on, everybody in here used to run with Blackjack.

We don't give up our own.

I believe in family values too, Curly,

but your idea of family

sucks the high wind.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

[CURLY YELLING]

Nice seeing you, Curly.

[GRUNTS]

WALKER: Where's Snake?

Who's Snake?

Never mind.

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[PINBALL MACHINE DINGS]

For the last time,

where's Snake Larkin?

MAN: Over here, Ranger.

I'm Snake Larkin.

[OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

TRIVETTE: Can't believe I did it.

Somebody tell me why I was so stupid

as to volunteer for this gig.

Because you're a dedicated man, Trivette,

and that's what it takes.

No, no. Because I'm low man on the totem pole,

because I'm expendable and 'cause you're not.

Well, don't anybody just jump in and argue with me here.

Look, you both know I wasn't in favor of this,

but you guys did a great job setting Trivette's cover.

Blackjack's crew will get word to him about the bust,

you'll go in with solid credentials

and that should make it easier for you to get next to him.

And we can find out if this drug ring is operating inside the prison.

So when I'm done with this job, do I get paroled or what?

ALEX: Walker.

[GROANS]

Warden Sykes is in on this.

If you have any trouble whatsoever,

you just get to him.

Is this just me or is this beginning to sound

like one of those movies

where the brave reporter goes undercover in a prison

and the only person who knows about it

happens to die of a heart attack,

and then the brave reporter ends up

spending the rest of his life doing life.

Now you know the reason I didn't volunteer.

You're really building my confidence.

You better get down to holding.

You're on the next bus to Huntsville and it leaves within the hour.

See, now, even a real convict has a chance

to put his affairs in order.

Well, if the affair you're talking about is Lainie, the dispatcher,

she'll be here when you get out.

You see, he's loving this. Let's go.

You guys can kid all you want,

but what you're planning to do is extremely dangerous.

If they even suspect that you're a plant,

they won't hesitate to kill you.

BOTH: [EXCLAIMING] Ooh!

[SIGHS]

Hi, Cordell.

I just wanted to check

and see if your luck had changed yet.

If my luck had changed?

Yeah.

Dang it, C.D., I told you not to send me another chain letter.

That's not an ordinary chain letter.

That was written by a Peruvian monk in 1947.

That very letter has been around the world

nine times.

Let it go around the world 10 times without me.

I know how you feel, Cordell.

I was the same way.

One time I passed four days.

You know what happened to me?

My business went to hell in a hand basket.

Termites ate down my smokehouse.

The IRS notified me that I was under audit.

This is very, very strong medicine here.

TRIVETTE: Hey, Walker.

You need a lucky rabbit's foot like me, man.

Yeah, lucky for you, not for the rabbit.

C.D.: Look, Cordell, I'm begging you.

The last guy that broke this chain

had a hell of a lot of bad luck.

Lightning struck a tree,

the tree fell on his home,

his wife was eating and she swallowed an entire runike.

Runike?

Yeah, a piece of wood with meat on the end of it.

"Rumaki," C.D.

They spent $15,000 getting it out of her throat.

Sounds critical, Walker. You better listen to him.

Then let him send you one.

C.D.: All right, then, let's just put it this way.

The good Lord put up the goalpost.

We can play this game any way we want to play it.

If you don't forward that letter,

go ahead and tear it up.

Just tear it up.

Oh, my God! No!

You're outta your mind!

You must be outta your head.

Do you realize what you've done?

That's a very, very dangerous thing to be doing.

Dire circumstances can arise out of something like that.

Say goodbye.

C.D.: Jimmy!

Stay away from him for 10 days.

He's poison.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

Hey, Lainie. Hi, Trivette.

I tried to call you last night for dinner.

Oh, I was at my mom's.

I didn't get your message until late last night.

Uh, what's up with the new look?

I'm going... He's going away for a while.

Away?

Yeah. Say goodbye.

Goodbye. I'll call you later!

[THUNDERCLAP ON TV]

NEWSREADER: This footage, shot earlier in the day near Shreveport,

shows rescue efforts in...

We have this word just into Channel 4, from the Coast Guard.

Hurricane Patty is expected to hit Galveston, some time tonight.

All coastal area residents

are being advised to begin evacuating their homes.

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING] I don't wanna go out in that.

[GATE BUZZING] Man, why we gotta go out in that?

Hey, if you guys stop jerking around, we'll beat this storm.

GOMEZ: Man, this ain't no storm, man.

This is some killing waiting to happen.

ROLLINS: That suits me fine.

Quicker I die, the quicker I'm outta here.

Hell, after what you did to that family in Addison,

you dying quick would suit a lot of people just fine.

I was bored.

I was just...

Killing time.

Walker, what you got?

Happy camper for ya. Going to Huntsville.

Well, you're just in time for the bus. What did this guy do?

Killed three cops.

Two of 'em friends of mine.

This one's personal.

Put your junk on the counter.

Now.

Your mother ever teach you to say please, man?

You know, it's gonna be a lot harder

to say goodbye to you than I thought.

Excuse us.

[GROANS]

INMATE 1: Hey, what are you doing?

INMATE 2: Hey, come on, man, just hit him back.

TRIVETTE: I'm gonna break your face. Stay back.

[INMATES CHEERING] I'm enjoying this.

[ALL CHEERING]

Okay, Snake, right here,

swing it right here, come on.

You broke my nose!

[SOFTLY] Dang, I didn't think I hit you that hard.

* Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah *

[CHUCKLING] [SCOFFS] You pothead.

He's ours now. Yeah, for life.

Let's go.

[RAIN POURING] [THUNDER CRACKING]

GUARD: Move! Move it.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

INMATE: Ugh, stinks in this bus, man.

[DOOR CLANGS SHUT]

Hey, is there a problem back there?

Anybody say there's a problem? INMATE 1: Come on, let's ride.

INMATE 2: Come on, what's the hold up?

No, there's no problem.

All right, you guys. Sit down. Move it!

INMATE 1: Beat the storm. INMATE 2: Sit down.

Hold her steady, Kyle. We're almost there.

[HICKS WHIMPERING]

This thunder and lightning. [SOBS]

Man, I'm so scared.

Yo, shut up, man!

[SOBBING]

Yo, man, somebody shut him up.

GUARD: Hey!

Hey, the two of you are out of population as soon as we get there.

HICKS: Look, man, it's all right. It's all right.

GUARD: We're almost there.

If we even get there.

Now, we'll get there. It's only ten more miles.

Me and you, man.

Me and you, brother.

Love a man who can't get enough.

Yo, man, I ain't give you nothing, fish, man.

Yo, momma's boy, shut up, man!

You scared of a little bit of rain? Man is smart.

This storm is like a runaway freight train

tearing across this county,

stomping and killing everything in its path.

SPANGLER: Listen to the wind out there.

Sounds like somebody's killing an animal.

Probably the sound we'll be making when it catches us.

GUARD: Okay, that's it!

Shut up and look straight ahead.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[ALL SHOUTING]

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

[GRUNTING]

You'll explain to the county, O'Malley!

He'll just slow us down!

He's our ticket out for down the line!

Hey, I've got a family!

We love you, too, O'Malley.

Come on. Let's go.

MALE REPORTER: ...there's some business owners

that are trying to prepare for the coming storm.

Just south of here,

uh, wind has been measured up to 60 miles an hour.

Despite predictions, Hurricane Patty smashed into

the city of Galveston early this evening

catching many residents by surprise.

Winds have been estimated

at 125 miles an hour.

[TV SHUTS OFF]

C.D...

If I wasn't a man of great reason,

I'd be tempted to lay this hurricane business at your doorstep.

You and that chain letter.

WALKER: Speaking of chain letters,

why did you send me another one?

That's not another one.

This is a replacement of the one that you accidentally tore up.

C.D., you were a Ranger for 25 years?

Twenty-eight years, young lady,

unless I've lost some years along the way.

I should think you'd know the penalty for sending this stuff

through the Federal Postal system.

Clause five says, "Send no cash."

Faith has no price.

It's still emotional extortion.

John Doe A inherited a million dollars,

while John Doe B broke the chain and then died nine...

...days later.

For garden seed, look at that, Alex!

Just look at that, and look at this roof.

It's just like a sieve.

That's proof.

[CHUCKLING]

WALKER: Don't argue with him, Alex.

Since he's retired, his brain's gone sideways.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Hello, C.D.'s.

No, we're closed.

What?

All right, just a minute.

Alex.

Alex Cahill.

Yes?

What?

Are you sure?

When was the last time you talked to the warden?

Well, try again.

Yes, right now.

Call me back.

WALKER: What about the warden?

Is Trivette okay?

The bus. It never got there, Walker.

They thought it would be late because of the storm,

but it's three hours overdue.

Where do you think you're going? Walker!

[DOOR OPENING] Walker, are you crazy?

There's a hurricane out there.

[DOOR SHUTS]

[SCOFFS]

Uncle Ray, what can he hope to do?

Washoe never hopes, he just does.

If Cordell Walker saddles up to something,

nobody can stop him.

[WIND HOWLING]

Not even the wrath of God.

[THUNDER CRACKING]

How're you going?

I've almost got everything boarded up out there.

It's bad. Yeah.

It's like a morgue up there.

I guess everybody got out all right.

Got out? When that trooper arrived, it was like a stampede.

I'm still not sure it was necessary to evacuate.

Well, think of the complaints.

As soon as the electricity goes, the elevator won't work,

we're not going to be able to serve anybody any meals.

Can you imagine the lawsuit

if somebody got hit by flying glass?

Did you see Robin leave?

She probably left with her boyfriend.

Mr. Charm.

She picked him, I didn't.

INMATE 1: All right, get him in there. Get him in there!

INMATE 2: Move! Move!

GOMEZ: Come on, bust this door.

Good evening, folks.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[INMATES WHOOPING]

We'll take the bridal suite,

and everything that goes with it.

[LAUGHING]

[PANTING]

ROLLINS: There you go, new boy.

Relax.

Give us a big smile.

Be stupid if you want to, Rollins, but not me.

He's right, man.

Shouldn't we post lookouts or something?

Hicks, you've been institutionalized too long.

We're five mile into the middle of nowhere.

Only way cops are gonna reach us

is by tractor or submarine.

Minute it lets up,

we're outta here.

While it keeps blowing, we're safe.

Ain't no one's gonna be out looking for us tonight.

So what are your names?

Dick Sant. I run this place.

And your wife?

Cathy.

I'd like to hear her say it.

I'm Catherine Sant.

GOMEZ: You know, Catherine.

If you wasn't married, I'd propose to you in a minute.

Mmm.

ROLLINS: Don't worry, Mrs. Sant. No one's gonna hurt you.

Soon as the storm's over, we'll be gone.

But we'll need transportation.

In the garage, there's a van and a pickup truck. Here.

Fly. Fly!

Here, go check it out.

WALKER: Hey, bud.

[GRUNTS]

90% of all accidents happen in the home.

Don't feel bad, old boy.

The dumb ones always go first.

ROLLINS: New boy, front and center.

You want me for something, Rollins, you call me by my name.

Snake.

No offense meant.

Seeing as how you and Gomez

are gonna be the only two that are completely sober

and you get along so well,

maybe you could go help keep an eye on our guest.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, uh-uh, I ain't want no fish.

What you want is what I tell ya.

Now, take him inside.

Get up.

We don't want Mrs. Sant

breathing the same air as scum like that.

All right, so what about hooking me up?

Gomez has one. Should be enough.

[HICKS WHIMPERING]

Now, Dick, Cathy,

either of you care for a drink?

Who you calling, fish?

Tony's Pizza, man. I'm hungry.

[LAUGHING]

That sounds good, O'Malley, doesn't it?

You hungry, huh?

Maybe you want to eat this, huh?

Look,

all you guys have to do is just turn your heads for five seconds

and I'm gone, okay?

When this is all over,

I'll be able to tell them that you helped me. Both of you.

No kidding? Jeez, what a deal.

That sounds good, huh, Snake?

You gonna say something?

Man, my stomach's talking.

You know, there got to be some kind of grub in this place.

Man, what kinda hotel is this?

Yeah, let me go check it out.

No, I'll go.

You wait just like Rollins told you to, man.

My God, this whole thing's a nightmare.

Man, the only reason I took this job

was because of the recession...

Shh! Take it easy, take it easy.

All right, I'm one of the good guys,

I'm not gonna let anything happen to ya.

All right, I'm a Texas Ranger.

What? All right, now you gotta wait for your moment.

You know the area very well?

Do you know the area? Yes.

All right, you gotta get to a telephone.

And you gotta watch out for Rollins and you gotta watch out for Gomez.

Gomez is wired and Rollins is smart. Shh!

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Man, this place is huge.

I can't find any kitchen.

Have to tie a rope to myself,

otherwise I'll never find my way back.

See, man, you didn't even go check.

Let me go get some food.

Yo, forget it, man, all right? Forget it, okay?

[WIND HOWLING]

[GASPS]

Who are you?

Walker, Texas Ranger.

Who are you?

Robin Henley.

What do you think you're doing, Robin?

[SCOFFS]

It's a pretty dumb question for a Ranger.

All right, why are you doing it?

It's none of your business.

Now, please give me my gun back.

Well, it is my business, but right now,

I don't have time to deal with it.

This hotel's been taken over by a group of escaped convicts

and they've got the owners hostage.

Cathy and Dick?

If that's their names.

Oh, Lord, I can't take any more of this.

Would you just give me my gun back and leave me alone?

Look.

Right now, I need your help.

Now, are you willing to help me?

What can I do? I'm a cripple.

Your mind's not crippled.

Okay?

TRIVETTE: Oh, yeah!

Okay.

What are you doing?

Treasure hunting, mate.

So far, I've found $70 in petty cash.

Seen Fly?

Nah-uh.

Sent him out to the garage over half hour ago.

[CATHY SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

DICK: Let her go!

CATHY: [SCREAMING] You pig! You pig!

[SCREAMING]

Rollins said...

Rollins said leave her alone!

[CATHY SOBBING]

Yeah, that's right.

That's right, a man who listens.

Next man touches Mrs. Sant's

gonna be outside swimming back to Galveston.

[YELLS] Understand?

Yeah, we understand. You want her all for yourself.

[LOUD CRASH]

Get him! Get him! Come on!

Get him! [GRUNTS]

Hey, you told me...

That's twice I've seen it now.

You move like lightning, bucko.

[WHISPERS] I'll be back as soon as I can.

Oh, please let Cathy and Dick be all right.

[O'MALLEY GRUNTING]

So tell me, mate, what'd you mean back there?

What was all that, "You said..." guff.

He said he'd kill me.

Why don't we give O'Malley a taste of what it's like.

Go stick him in a closet.

Small, dark closet.

As small and dark as I can find.

[STRAINING]

Hey.

Where'd you get that speed of yours, bucko?

High school football, bucko.

You move at the speed of sound.

Gonna have to keep my eye on you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I understand that, yeah.

Just... Just keep trying to get through, will ya?

Please.

Yeah, much obliged.

[ALEX SIGHS]

Still no word?

Not from the bus or from Walker.

Well, he'll need this fire when he returns.

You're so sure he's gonna be okay.

Look here, young lady.

Washoe is in harmony with the spirits around him.

They'll take care of him.

What if...

What if the prisoners got loose?

Washoe's smarter and meaner than any prisoner I ever knew.

If you're gonna waste your time worrying, worry about them.

You're the ugliest sucker I've ever seen.

[GRUNTING] [BODY THUDS]

Ah!

You did a great job, Robin.

Yeah, for a cripple.

Why are you feeling so sorry for yourself?

I mean, there's millions of handicapped people out there

living very productive lives.

I had a productive life.

I was the resident golf pro

at Cathy and Dick's hotel in Arizona.

When the accident happened, my fiance said he still loved me,

we'd work through it together.

I never heard from him again when I got out of the hospital.

[GASPS] Je...

Easy.

You almost gave me a heart attack.

Never relax, Trivette. It'll get you killed.

Relax? Do I look relaxed to you?

How are the hostages doing?

Okay, so far.

Well, we got another problem.

There's a woman upstairs who's trying to commit suicide.

You gotta be kidding me.

Yeah, she's in a wheelchair.

Drunk driver hit her about six months ago

and she can't move her legs.

So what are we gonna do about her?

Well, I've got her calmed down for now.

That's all we need. That's all we need

is for those convicts to hear something and start searching this place,

especially since one of them's missing already.

I don't suppose you know anything about that?

About what? Hey!

That's my butt down there, man.

If you just keep pulling those guys out,

when you're just picking those guys...

Okay, where you headed? Where you headed? [EXHALES]

Well, Rawlins or Rollins sent me out to check on that guy.

"Rawlins, Rollins"? How do you spell it?

R, O, double...

[CHUCKLES] Only kidding.

[SIGHS] Let me tell you something,

that's the head honcho and he needs his tires rotated.

Well, then, tell him that his buddy took off in the hotel van.

Okay.

When I see Rollins,

I'm gonna rotate his tires for him,

and clean his carburetor to boot.

I believe ya.

Write if you get work.

[GUN COCKS] Hold it!

Turn around.

A Ranger.

[LAUGHS]

Rollins is gonna want to talk to you.

Let's go.

[INMATE GRUNTS]

[GROANING]

You okay? I'm fine.

I can get up myself.

I know you can.

Then I wouldn't get a chance to put my arms around you.

You two okay?

You know, Dick, it occurs to me

there must be a safe somewhere in this hotel

with a considerable amount of cash in it.

Am I right?

Just some petty cash.

Well, would you be so kind as to go with those two gentlemen

and get however much there is?

Gomez, Hicks!

Oh, don't worry, Dick.

She'll be fine. You got my word on it.

GOMEZ: Hey, hey, hey.

Spangler, go call your mother.

My mother's dead.

Well, go call her anyway.

Look, Mrs. Sant.

Cathy.

Look, I know you're upset.

We have no choice in the matter

is about how I can say it, Cathy, girl.

We're just human beings.

Just like you and your husband. Just men.

Why don't you let us go?

Oh, Catherine.

Pretty Catherine.

Don't be afraid of me.

Nothing happens that we don't want it to.

Hey, Rollins.

Can't find Fly, mate.

And your van's gone.

[SHUDDERING]

Yo, Rollins, Rollins!

Yo, Rollins, man, we hit pay dirt!

Five grand.

Seems to me you underestimated

the amount of cash in your safe, Dick.

Good thing it wasn't intentional.

Now, go sit with your wife.

[WHIMPERS] Can't take too much more of this storm, man.

The storm's driving me nuts. Yo, man.

You keep it up, you knucklehead, man, I'm gonna slash you up.

Why don't you chill, man?

Yo, who you talking to, Snake?

I'm just saying it's no time to lose your cool

and you don't need to mess with him.

We're gonna be outta here soon.

GOMEZ: Oh, we're gonna be outta here?

Yo, man, two days ago, you wasn't even alive to me.

Now, I don't know who you are or why we brought you along.

Stop pointing that knife at me. What you gonna do?

What you gonna do, man? What you gonna do?

[DISTANT CRASH] What you gonna do, man?

All right, hold up, everyone! Shut up!

Go check it out.

Come on, man, it's probably just the storm.

Well, then, it's just the storm,

so go check it out.

Yo, come on, you big knucklehead.

Let's go, let's move.

Move, knucklehead, let's go!

Let's go. Go! Let's move.

Move!

[THUNDER CRASHING]

ROBIN: You hungry?

Hey!

There's some chick in a wheelchair here.

What are you talking about?

Here in the hotel? Yeah, she just...

She just smiled at me.

Come on, come on, come on!

You go that way.

Hurry up, go that way. All right!

I'm not crazy.

And just who are you?

The last person you'll see before lights out.

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

[WHISPERING] Yeah!

What's going on? I don't know.

[STAMMERING] Spangler... He's wigging out.

But about what? Where's Tripp?

What, he's gone, too?

He said there's somebody else in the hotel.

Oh, I knew it! That's what happened to Fly.

Man, there ain't nobody else in this hotel. Yeah, yeah.

[STAMMERING] He said there's some chick in a wheelchair?

Come on. Yeah, yeah.

Come on, that's what Spangler said, man.

There's some... Some invalid broad.

Some invalid broad took out Fly and Spangler and Tripp.

Man, get real!

HICKS: You'd be surprised.

Some people who are in wheelchairs, man, they're black belts.

They play basketball.

I've seen it. Special Olympics!

Oh, shut up, you idiots!

There's someone else in this hotel besides us, mates.

So we're gonna search this place floor by floor

and kill anything that moves.

Tie that wire to that nail over there.

I can't reach it.

You sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Hey, there he is!

[GIGGLING] Oh, I can't look.

You can't what?

[GRUNTS]

Man, he...

[WHIMPERING]

Thank you, God.

[CHUCKLING]

Hey, you should never relax, partner.

It'll get you killed.

Not a chance.

Oh.

Come meet a friend.

Robin Henley, Ranger Trivette.

TRIVETTE: Charmed.

They're searching this place floor by floor.

I came up the back stairs, a couple of other people

took the elevator to three and four.

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

GOMEZ: What the hell?

Hey, Snake!

Snake, what the hell happened to him?

Man, I don't know, we split up.

I'm looking down here, he's supposed to be looking...

[STAMMERING] Oh, and you didn't see anything and you didn't hear anything.

No, man. I just talked to him a minute ago.

Whoever got him must have went down the steps or down the elevator.

Yeah, right, unless you did it yourself.

Oh, yeah, right, Gomez.

Well, even if I did, man, at least you don't have to listen to him

crying about the storm anymore. Get outta here.

Hey, take him downstairs. I'm gonna check up here.

All right.

Wow!

Hey, that was pretty slick, Trivette.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Don't encourage him.

Flattery goes to his head.

Okay, now what?

Well, I think it's time to go for the kill shot.

Take Rollins out.

Now, he's down there with the Sants.

I don't know if we can get to him before he gets to them.

When I was downstairs, I noticed the main breaker

for the hotel's electrical system.

You get back to Rollins,

and at exactly 3:10, I'll pull the main.

You grab Dick and Cathy and get the heck out of there.

I'll count to ten and throw it back on.

Is there anything I can do to help?

Robin, you've been a real trooper.

I couldn't have done this without you.

But now it's time for Trivette and I to finish it.

So I'd like for you to wait here, okay?

What time you got?

Okay, I got 2:58. [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

So I'll meet you downstairs... [GUN COCKS]

I got me two Texas Rangers. Back up, boys.

Back up.

Hand me your gun.

Move.

Move! Go.

Got me two Texas Rangers here, huh?

Okay, you guys, right here, right here. Downstairs, let's go.

Hey, Rollins!

Rollins, look what I got here.

[LAUGHING]

We ain't dealing with no invalid

in a wheelchair after all.

Robin?

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANS]

Well, well, look who we got here.

A couple of living, breathing Texas Rangers.

Oh, man, you're not going paranoid on me like Gomez?

Don't you recognize this guy?

This is the guy that brought me down from Fort Worth.

Oh, yeah, I saw that little exhibition, remember?

Fascinating, isn't it?

Now, here we were, so trusting,

so willing to share our fortune.

And all the time, there was a wolf among us in sheep's clothing.

[CLICKING TONGUE]

[PANTS]

Stinking snitch.

You know, I knew there was something funny about this guy.

You know, I'm truly sorry about this.

Killing really wasn't part of my plan.

Especially not you, Cathy, girl.

[STRAINING]

[GRUNTS]

Rollins!

Hey, Rollins!

[GUNSHOT]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[GROANING]

[ROLLINS GROWLING]

I'm gonna rip your bloody head off.

Not quite that easy.

Oh! Oh, thank God!

Thank God!

[SIGHS] Thank God.

What about it, Walker?

You must've been as surprised as they were

when those lights went out.

No.

Actually, I was counting on ya.

You're my secret weapon.

Did you really think I could do it?

Didn't you?

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING] [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

C.D.: Yes, sirree.

That little lady knows that gourmet chili with cheese.

You bet your... [CHUCKLES]

Well, she's eating it like there's no tomorrow.

Oh, there's a tomorrow.

Plenty of them, as a matter of fact.

Hey C.D., how about another bowl?

Yes, ma'am, we've got ten gallons of it left.

It's the kind Momma used to try to make, but couldn't.

Well, put some more pepper in it.

You need to spice it up some.

It'll put hair on your chest.

You need that, don't you?

Come on, Trivette, aren't you even gonna try it?

Are you kidding? No! I'm trying to figure out

how come you guys are eating any of it.

Let me smell it.

Oh, man!

Ugh!

[LAUGHING] If I eat that, I'mma get an angiogram.

Well, you'll be eating a lot of it here real soon.

Say what?

You're going to Huntsville.

We still have to bust that drug ring.

Blackjack awaits your arrival.

[LAUGHS] Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

You were the one that tore up the chain letter.

WALKER: Come on, criminal. [GROANS]

[WINCES]

Hey, don't laugh.

Oh. Say goodbye.

Hey, I'll call ya.

[CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]