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I'm so out of shape. Fucking Peace Corps killed me.

Did you miss me? You do not look like you're out of shape at all to me.

Thanks. Look at these arms. I swear to God, I wouldn't have left you to not

have these.

You're just being nice.

No, I'm not.

You're hot enough now. You could be one of those douchebags at the gym that

walks around without a shirt on. What?

You have, like, man titties now.

Look at these.

You have bigger tits than I do.

Well, thanks so much.

I've been aspiring to be a douchebag for years now.

Well, you know what? I think you might actually be able to do it now.

You got some Axe body spray for me?

I could probably get some for you if that's... You're being really touchy

weird, dude.

What's wrong?

What? Sorry.

I missed you too. I mean, you've always been a weird little sister, but come on.

I'm just not used to this, like, new you. This is...

Damn. You look good too. I'm like my brother.

That's right. We're related.

I'm going to need the showers.

Actually,

if I can get up, I'll hit the showers.

We'll see you in a bit. I have to finish my makeup, make sure it still looks

good.

Well, you look great.

It was really, really good to hang out with you again. Thank you for that.

Yeah, definitely.

See you soon.

See ya.

Goddamn, dude.

Stop with the fucking french fries.

Jesus Christ.

If I didn't like food so much, it would be such a fucking fat

fuck.

Um, I'm showering right now. I'm naked.

So, I don't have time to wait. I figured I didn't finish my hair and makeup.

Uh... Well, don't act like I haven't seen you naked before. Just because

you're in shape now doesn't mean it's any different than when you were

younger. Okay.

Honestly, I think you... I feel like you should be more confident now. I don't

know why you're, like, acting like you're shy.

I'm your sister.

You don't have to hide from me.

Okay. Just kind of took you by surprise. I'm sorry. You know, I'm liberal.

I just didn't expect you to come in.

Sorry.

Do

you

need any help with your bag?

Are you serious?

Yeah, why not?

You ever wash my back?

Yeah, I don't care.

But as a kind of help, I really fucked up my shoulder at the gym there.

But,

okay.

I was going to take my shirt off.

Um, right?

No, I guess that's fine. Why? I don't want to get wet.

You certainly...

I thought you were going

to wash my back, that's just my ass.

It's part of your back, the extension.

No, I still can't talk to girls.

Because you work out doesn't mean you can talk to girls.

I don't feel like we even need to, honestly.

It's like they would be talking to you at this point.

I probably get that part.

I don't think we should be killing this.

What?

We might fit her.

So what?

Look, he's starting the tennis field point on me.

What do you mean?

What?

Look here. Turn it on.

I'm not low.

What the fuck?

Oh, man.

Whoa,

whoa, whoa.

You can't do that. We've got to stop now.

This is fucked up.

No, we can't.

Oh, my God.

Oh, come on. Whatever.

It's not like this is going to be, like, a frequent thing. I'm like, we're not

messing. Just trust me.

Okay? I can trust you, but this is a big mess. I'm on the screen break.

Nothing's happened yet. Just go with me.

Just go with it. Trust me.

Okay. Come on. I'm just helping you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

I can't believe this is happening.

Oh, fuck. This is some crazy shit.

Oh, my God. I'm so fucking hot.

Pot calling the kettle black there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I can't believe you're doing this.

I... Don't make me actually think about this, but... Just animal instincts, you

know? Oh, my God.

Oh. Fuck.

You're really hot.

Oh. Really nice stick.

You're pretty hot yourself.

I know.

I'm pretty wet. I know you can't really tell right now, but... Do you want to

touch? Sure.

Oh, my God.

Oh, this is so good.

Oh, fuck.

I'm so glad I came home.

We've already kind of gone this far.

Why don't you want to put it inside me?

Are you kidding?

You want me to fuck you?

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh my god.

I know you want to. It feels like it at least.

Okay.

I'm not gonna say no.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Fuck!

Oh, shit.

Oh my god, come on. Oh my

god,

I can't believe you guys did nothing.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. This looks so good. Oh, this looks so good.

Oh, feel amazing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

wow.

We can't leave the shed this time.

Fuckin' lot.

You can do it.

I can't believe you're real right now

I'm glad you think so, I don't have a lot of practice

for the day.

This is so much better than this treadmill.

Give me a new shape.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Dixon must have needed a workout, too. Oh, yeah?

Most important one.

me into it.

You can be my personal trainer.

Now I know what all my friends are

talking about.

You think I know?

You didn't think I'd know that you fucked all my friends.

You think so?

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Hey, John. What?

Oh, Mom, Mom. Oh, shit.

No, no. Oh, God, no. Oh, Mom, Mom.

No, this isn't what it looks like.

Kids, what are you doing?

This isn't what it looks like, Mom.

It's nothing. It's nothing.

What are you doing? We're just working out.

It's a Sunday deal.

You weren't supposed to be home right now.

It's not, no. Guys, you didn't. You guys, you didn't.

No, it's not, Mom. It's nothing. We were just wrestling. No, no. You didn't. to

get out of the room right now. Get the fuck out.

I cannot believe you. I cannot... Who the fuck started this? Was it you? No,

it was her, Mom.

It was her? It was her.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. I didn't... I'm so sorry, Mom. No, you can't... You can't fucking

do that. You cannot do that, John, okay? You cannot do that. I'm sorry, Mom.

It'll never happen again.

Oh, my God.

I'll just... I'll just... I'll lay down. I can't believe this actually happened.

Just get fucking cleaned up. I'm going to deal with your sister right now.

Oh, God.