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{179}{239}IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE {239}{329}WE COULD GET ANY CLOSER|THAN WE ARE RIGHT NOW. {329}{389}BUT WE CAN,|YOU KNOW. {479}{509}CLOSER THAN THIS? {509}{599}YES. {779}{869}HERE IN MY HEART, JASON, {869}{1018}I COULD FEEL YOUR WARMTH|DEEP INSIDE. {1378}{1438}YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT|FOR CHRISTMAS? {1438}{1528}MY 8-BY-10 MAN? {1528}{1618}THIS MOMENT|TO LAST FOREVER. {2997}{3086}NOW THAT'S A SHAME. {3986}{4075}JOE, YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE GUNS|IN THE HOUSE. {4555}{4615}THIS BETTER NOT BE LOADED, {4615}{4675}OR I'LL... {7732}{7792}DOCTOR...|WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? {7792}{7882}I HEARD A GUNSHOT.|ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? {7882}{7912}I'M FINE. {8181}{8241}WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? {8631}{8721}THERE IS NOTHING WRONG|WITH YOUR TELEVISION. {8721}{8811}DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST|THE PICTURE. {8811}{8901}WE ARE NOW CONTROLLING|THE TRANSMISSION. {8901}{8961}WE CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL, {8961}{9020}AND THE VERTICAL. {9020}{9110}WE CAN DELUGE YOU|WITH A THOUSAND CHANNELS {9110}{9230}OR EXPAND ONE SINGLE IMAGE|TO CRYSTAL CLARITY... {9230}{9290}AND BEYOND. {9290}{9350}WE CAN SHAPE YOUR VISION {9350}{9470}TO ANYTHING OUR IMAGINATION|CAN CONCEIVE. {9470}{9530}FOR THE NEXT HOUR, {9530}{9650}WE WILL CONTROL|ALL THAT YOU SEE AND HEAR. {10009}{10129}YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE|THE AWE AND MYSTERY {10129}{10219}WHICH REACHES FROM|THE DEEPEST INNER MIND {10219}{10309}TO|THE OUTER LIMITS. {10519}{10579}EVEN IN THE MOST INNOCENT|OF MINDS, {10579}{10759}THERE ARE STILL SECRETS|BEST LEFT UNREVEALED. {11958}{12047}DAMN, IT'S DAMN COLD|OUT THERE TONIGHT. {12167}{12287}HEY, WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING|STARTING WITHOUT ME? {12287}{12377}YOU SAID YOU'D BE HOME|BY 5:00. {12377}{12467}IT IS 5:00. {12557}{12617}IT'S 5 AFTER 5:00. {12737}{12827}WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD? {12947}{12977}HEY, BECKA. {12977}{13066}BECKA, YOU DEAF?|NO. {13066}{13126}WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD? {13126}{13186}I JUST BUMPED IT. {13186}{13246}BUMPED IT? {13246}{13276}YEAH, BUMPED IT... IT'S A BUMP. {13426}{13546}THAT SLACK-ASS KENNY|DELIVER THE MAIL FOR A CHANGE? {13546}{13606}IF YOU MEAN YOUR SPECIAL|SWIMSUIT EDITION, {13606}{13666}YEAH, IT SHOWED UP. {13666}{13756}GAWK AT IT AFTER SUPPER.|PUT IT BY YOUR CHAIR. {14115}{14175}IT'S COLD. {14175}{14235}WELL, YOU'RE LATE. {14325}{14385}JUST A BUMP. {14835}{14925}YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING|ABOUT THE TREE, JOE. {14925}{15014}PUT IT UP TOO EARLY. {15014}{15164}WELL, THEY HAD THE TREE UP|TODAY ON MY AFTERNOON STORY. {15164}{15224}T.V. PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT|THOSE THINGS. {15224}{15314}COME CHRISTMAS THERE'LL BE|MORE NEEDLES ON THE FLOOR {15314}{15344}THAN ON THE TREE. {15344}{15404}STUPIDER THAN A POST. {15524}{15584}WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? {15584}{15644}WHAT DO YOU THINK|I'M LOOKING AT? {15644}{15704}MAYBE I'M THINKING|OF BUYING YOU {15704}{15794}A NEW BATHING SUIT|FOR CHRISTMAS. {15794}{15884}MAYBE A BIKINI, {15914}{15944}HEY, {15944}{16063}MAYBE I'LL GET YOU|A BIRTHDAY SUIT FOR CHRISTMAS. {16063}{16123}MAYBE|YOU'LL GET THAT. {16123}{16183}GET IT? {16183}{16273}THAT'S NOTHING. {20199}{20259}BECKA. {20259}{20349}BECKA... HEY, BECKA. {20349}{20409}HEY, BECKA. {21668}{21758}YOUR BUMP'S BLEEDING. {21758}{21818}THANKS. {21818}{21878}YOU OUGHT TO BE CAREFUL|ABOUT BUMPING YOUR HEAD. {21878}{21938}THAT'S WHERE YOUR BRAINS ARE. {21938}{21997}WELL, IT'S JUST A... {21997}{22057}WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE|DOC FINK? {22057}{22087}DOC FINK'S A VETERINARIAN. {22087}{22207}HE'S STILL A DOCTOR,|AND HE'S $9.00 A VISIT. {22207}{22297}I DON'T SEE|NOBODY BUT ME {22297}{22387}EARNING MONEY|AROUND HERE, DO YOU? {22507}{22567}SEE HIM,|DON'T SEE HIM. {22567}{22597}ALL'S I'M SAYING {22597}{22687}IS THAT YOUR HEAD IS|WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS. {22687}{22717}I KNOW THAT. {22717}{22837}WELL, {22837}{22927}NEITHER RAIN|NOR SLEET NOR SNOW. {22927}{23016}I'M OFF TO THE P.O. {23196}{23226}FORGOT YOUR LUNCH! {23286}{23346}YOU WOULDN'T WANT|TO MISS OUT. {23346}{23406}WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? {23406}{23496}BOLOGNA SANDWICHES.|I KNOW YOU LIKE THEM. {23586}{23646}BYE. {23736}{23796}BYE-BYE! {24305}{24335}BECKA. {24485}{24515}BECKA. {24605}{24665}WHO'S THERE? {24665}{24725}IT'S ME. {24725}{24785}ON THE T.V. {24785}{24875}THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT|I WANT TO TELL YOU. {25894}{25983}YOU KNOW YOUR HUSBAND JOE IS {25983}{26043}PUTTING THE BOOTS TO THAT HUSSY|DOWN AT THE POST OFFICE? {26073}{26163}JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. {26493}{26523}LORD... GOD. {26523}{26583}LORD... GOD. {26583}{26613}LORD. {27032}{27092}JUST CALL AN AMBULANCE. {27092}{27152}CALL YOURSELF AN AMBULANCE. {27272}{27302}BECKA. {27302}{27362}YOU BE QUIET! {27362}{27452}BECKA, IT'S NOT BLOOD.|IT'S RASPBERRY FILLING. {27452}{27542}YOU'LL GIVE YOURSELF|A HEART ATTACK. {27542}{27572}IT'S RASPBERRY FILLING,|BECKA. {27572}{27662}LOOK,|IT'S FROM THE COFFEE CAKE. {28171}{28231}WHO ARE YOU? {28261}{28321}I'M THE 8-BY-10 GUY. {28351}{28381}WELL, GO AWAY. {28381}{28471}I'D LOVE TO,|BUT I'M STUCK ON THIS DAMN T.V. {28471}{28531}DON'T TALK. {28531}{28561}PICTURES DON'T TALK. {28561}{28621}BECKA, I'M|NOT A PICTURE. {28621}{28741}I'M JUST SOME GUY|THAT CAME WITH THE FRAME. {28771}{28831}BECKA, PLEASE,|DON'T DO THIS. {28861}{28921}BECKA, I'M JUST TRYING {28921}{28951}TO TELL YOU ABOUT {28951}{29040}YOUR HUSBAND|AND NANCY VOSS. {29370}{29430}HELLO? {29430}{29550}REBECCA,|IT'S YOUR DADDY. {29550}{29580}DADDY? {29580}{29640}PICTURES DON'T TALK,|BECKA. {29640}{29700}IF YOU THINK|THAT PICTURE TALKED, {29700}{29760}THEN YOU|MUST BE CRAZY! {29760}{29790}DADDY, YOU CAN'T BE... {29790}{29880}YOU'RE HEARING VOICES|IN YOUR HEAD. {29880}{29940}NO, DADDY,|NOT IN MY HEAD. {29940}{29970}IT TALKED RIGHT TO ME. {29970}{29999}BECKA! {29999}{30059}NO,|IT TALKED RIGHT TO ME. {30059}{30119}IT'S HAPPENING OUTSIDE OF ME. {30119}{30179}I CAN'T DO VENTRILOQUISM. {30179}{30209}REBECCA BOUCHARD,|I'LL BEAT YOU {30209}{30269}THREE SHADES|OF BLISTER BLUE {30269}{30299}FOR THAT CRAZY TALK. {30299}{30359}DADDY, I SWEAR. {30359}{30419}ONE SHADE FOR|THINKING THE THING. {30419}{30449}IT TALKED RIGHT TO ME. {30449}{30509}ONE SHADE FOR LYING. {30509}{30539}NO, IT'S JUST A BUMP. {30539}{30599}ONE SHADE|FOR BELIEVING THE LIE. {30599}{30659}LOOK FOR YOURSELF. {30659}{30689}SEE, IT'S A PICTURE. {30689}{30749}YOU'RE CRAZY,|BECKA. {30749}{30779}WELL, YOU'RE DEAD, {30779}{30869}BURIED IN THE GROUND,|SO SHUT UP! {30869}{30929}SHUT UP! {32457}{32577}BECKA PAULSON|AS I LIVE AND BREATHE. {32577}{32607}HOW LONG'S IT BEEN? {32607}{32697}I GUESS SINCE|MY CAT OZZY DIED. {32697}{32757}YEAH.|HOW IS OZZY? {32757}{32787}DEAD. {32787}{32847}YEAH,|THAT'S RIGHT. {32847}{32937}WHAT CAN I DO|FOR YOU TODAY? {33056}{33116}WELL, I BUMPED MY HEAD. {33116}{33146}YEAH? {33146}{33206}WHEN WAS THAT? {33206}{33236}DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY. {33236}{33326}AND, HOW DID|THAT HAPPEN? {33326}{33446}ROOTING THROUGH THE CLOSET|FOR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. {33446}{33536}GETTING IN THE SPIRIT|FOR CHRISTMAS? {33536}{33596}ANYWAYS, JOE SAID|I SHOULD COME SEE YOU {33596}{33686}'CAUSE YOUR HEAD'S|WHERE YOUR BRAINS ARE. {33686}{33776}YEAH, WELL,|HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT. {33776}{33836}WELL, LET'S SEE. {33836}{33896}ARE YOU HAVING|ANY OF THE... {33896}{33956}SCHIZOPHRENIC EPISODES? {33956}{34015}I LOOKED IT UP. {34015}{34045}WELL,|ALL RIGHT. {34045}{34135}ARE YOU HAVING|ANY OF THOSE? {34135}{34195}I'VE BEEN HEARING VOICES. {34195}{34225}YEAH. {34225}{34285}THAT'S SORT OF|CONSISTENT {34285}{34375}WITH FIRST BREAK|PSYCHOTIC EPISODES, ISN'T IT? {34375}{34405}YEAH, SURE. {34405}{34465}WELL, IT DEPENDS. {34465}{34525}WHOSE VOICE WAS IT?|WAS IT JOE? {34525}{34585}MY DADDY. {34615}{34705}YOUR DADDY|PASSED AWAY, DIDN'T HE? {34705}{34735}THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM {34735}{34825}FROM GIVING ME HELL|OVER THE PHONE. {34825}{34915}BECKA,|I HATE TO SAY IT, {34915}{34974}BUT THERE ARE KIDS|IN THIS COUNTY {34974}{35034}WHO THINK THAT KIND OF THING|IS COMICAL. {35034}{35094}NO, IT WAS HIM. {35094}{35184}I REMEMBER HIS VOICE LIKE|IT WAS YESTERDAY, WHICH IT WAS. {35184}{35274}AND WHAT DID HE SAY? {35274}{35304}THAT I SHOULDN'T BE HEARING|VOICES. {35304}{35424}THAT'S KIND OF IRONIC,|I MEAN, HIM BEING THE VOICE. {35424}{35484}THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. {35544}{35664}WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK|AT THAT BUMP. {36023}{36083}JUST HOLD STILL. {36083}{36143}THATTA GIRL. {36143}{36203}THATTA GIRL. {36323}{36383}YEAH. {36383}{36443}THAT LOOKS... {36443}{36503}LOOKS MORE LIKE|AN INDENTATION {36503}{36563}THAN A BUMP|PER SE. {36563}{36683}NOW WHAT KIND OF|CHRISTMAS DECORATION {36683}{36743}DID YOU SAY|IT WAS? {36743}{36803}BIG AND SHINY AND HEAVY. {36803}{36893}THAT'S ABOUT ALL|THAT COMES TO MIND. {36893}{36953}YOU DIDN'T FAINT {36953}{36982}OR VOMIT|OR ANYTHING? {37012}{37042}NO, SIR. {37042}{37192}WELL, IT'S HEALING UP|PRETTY GOOD. {37192}{37282}WELL, THAT'S GOOD. {37282}{37372}YEAH,|NOW LISTEN, BECKA, {37372}{37432}I CAN PUT|A FRESH BAND-AID ON, {37462}{37582}BUT, I CAN'T REALLY GIVE YOU|ANYTHING FOR THE VOICES. {37582}{37642}YOU KNOW,|BEING A VETERINARIAN, {37642}{37762}I CAN'T PROPERLY PRESCRIBE|PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATION. {37762}{37822}WELL, AS LONG AS YOU SAY|IT'S HEALING, {37822}{37912}THEN I CAN TELL JOE|I'M ON THE MEND. {37912}{37971}YEAH. {38091}{38181}IF YOUR DEAD DADDY|SHOULD CALL YOU AGAIN, {38181}{38271}I WANT YOU|TO HUSTLE INTO TOWN {38271}{38301}AND SEE DOC SIMMONS. {38331}{38391}HE CAN FIX YOU UP|WITH SOME PROZAC OR... {38391}{38481}DOC SIMMONS PASSED AWAY|ABOUT A MONTH AGO. {38481}{38541}HE WAS CREMATED. {38541}{38631}WHAT A SHAME. {38631}{38691}HE WAS NEARLY READY|TO RETIRE, TOO. {38691}{38721}THAT'S A SHAME. {38781}{38841}THAT'LL BE $9.00, PLEASE. {38901}{38961}SORRY. {39500}{39530}HEY, FLO. {39530}{39590}HEY TO YOU TOO,|BECKA. {39590}{39620}LITTLE LAST-MINUTE|CHRISTMAS SHOPPING? {39620}{39680}LAST MINUTE? {39680}{39770}FOR ME, TWO WEEKS|BEFORE THE 25th IS LAST MINUTE. {39770}{39830}I'M DONE EVERY YEAR|BY AUGUST THE 10th. {39830}{39890}IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. {39890}{39950}MY HUSBAND HASN'T REMEMBERED|SINCE '89. {39950}{40039}ANYWAY, I'M JUST PICKING UP|SOME STOCKING STUFFERS. {40039}{40099}SAME HERE.|STOCKING STUFFERS FOR JOE. {40099}{40189}YOUR BOY'S NOT COMING HOME|THIS YEAR? {40189}{40279}WELL, WE'RE AT ODDS,|AND THIS YEAR'S AN EVEN. {40279}{40339}SO BYRON'S WITH THE IN-LAWS {40339}{40429}INSTEAD OF WITH THE WOMAN|WHO BROUGHT HIM INTO THE WORLD. {40429}{40489}WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD? {40489}{40549}I BUMPED IT. {40549}{40639}NOT TRYING TO COVER|A BULLET HOLE, ARE YOU? {40639}{40759}DIDN'T SHOOT YOURSELF|IN THE BRAIN, DID YOU? {40759}{40849}YOUR FACE|JUST CAN'T HIDE A SECRET. {40849}{40909}NO. {40909}{40998}WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF. {41058}{41118}ANYWAY...|STOCKING STUFFERS. {42227}{42287}MEN DO LIKE|THEIR TOOLS, {42287}{42347}DON'T THEY? {42347}{42407}JOE WILL LOVE IT. {42407}{42467}GO ON, GET IT. {42467}{42557}I GOT ONE OF THEM|NINE-IN-ONES FOR KYLE. {42557}{42617}HE USES IT DAY IN,|DAY OUT. {43426}{43456}SHE'S RIGHT,|YOU KNOW. {43456}{43546}MEN DO LOVE THEIR TOOLS. {43666}{43696}GO AWAY! {43726}{43786}HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? {43786}{43846}I'M THE PERFECT GIFT. {43846}{43906}HECK, I'M MORE THAN THAT. {43906}{43936}I'M ON SALE. {43995}{44055}REBECCA, {44055}{44115}YOU WANT ME. {44115}{44175}THAT'S A LIE. {44175}{44235}HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO BUY|ONE OF ME {44235}{44325}FOR EVERY ROOM IN THE HOUSE? {44325}{44355}YOU WANTED TO PUT {44355}{44415}BYRON'S SENIOR GRAD|PICTURE OVER ME, {44415}{44475}BUT YOU COULDN'T|BRING YOURSELF TO DO IT. {44505}{44565}THERE WAS JUST SOMETHING|ABOUT MY FACE. {44565}{44685}NOT GOING TO TAKE NO|FOR AN ANSWER, BECKA. {44685}{44745}I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME HOME. {44865}{44895}NOW! {44955}{45014}THE CASH REGISTER'S|TOTALLY BROKEN {45014}{45074}AND THE MANAGER'S|NOT HERE. {45074}{45164}WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT,|DEAR. {45164}{45224}GET OUT YOUR PAPER|AND PENCIL. {45224}{45314}WE'VE GOT ALL THE TIME|IN THE WORLD, {45314}{45374}HAVEN'T WE, BECKA? {45374}{45494}SUCH A SHAME ABOUT JOE|PUTTING THE BOOTS TO THAT HUSSY {45494}{45584}HE WORKS WITH AT THE POST OFFICE|NEARLY EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. {45584}{45704}I MEAN, BECKA, HONEY,|YOU MUST FEEL SO UNLOVED. {45704}{45794}STEALING INTO|THE PHOTOCOPY ROOM, {45794}{45914}LOCKING THE DOOR, UNWRAPPING|EACH OTHER LIKE HALLOWEEN CANDY, {45914}{45944}RUBBING PLACES|WOMEN LIKE US {45944}{46033}DON'T EVEN KNOW|THE PROPER NAMES FOR. {46033}{46063}66 COPIES. {46063}{46153}THAT'S WHAT IT'S SET FOR...|ALL THEY HAVE TIME FOR. {46153}{46243}MOUTHS MORE URGENT THAN|FIRST-CLASS MAIL. {46243}{46363}36.15. {46363}{46423}PLUS TAX, THAT'S 38.68. {46483}{46513}YOU'RE SURE? {46513}{46543}YEAH. {46543}{46573}BECKA PAULSON, {46573}{46633}I HAD NO IDEA|YOU WERE SO MATHEMATIC. {46633}{46693}SPARE THE DEAR. {46693}{46753}HOW MUCH IS MINE? {46813}{46903}UM, 25.23 ALL IN. {46903}{46992}WELL, ISN'T THAT|SOMETHING? {47052}{47142}YOU WERE PUTTING WORDS|IN HER MOUTH. {47142}{47202}IT'S THE GOD'S|HONEST TRUTH. {47412}{47502}YOU JUST BE QUIET|TILL WE GET HOME. {47772}{47832}TIME FOR MY AFTERNOON STORY. {47832}{47922}I DON'T WANT YOU TALKING|DURING THE STORY. {48041}{48131}SUCTION. {48131}{48191}CLAMP. {48191}{48311}THE BULLET'S LODGED IN|HER LIMBIC SYSTEM. {48371}{48461}WOULD YOU LOOK|AT THAT? {48461}{48551}IT ENTERED|JUST ABOVE HER EYE, {48551}{48701}SLOWED DOWN SIGNIFICANTLY|BY THE SKULL, {48701}{48791}AND ENDED UP IN HERE. {48791}{48881}DEEP WITHIN THE HIPPOCAMPUS, {48881}{48941}CENTER OF VIVID EMOTIONS,|SEXUALITY, {48941}{49000}MEMORY. {49000}{49060}SHOULDN'T|SHE BE DEAD? {49060}{49120}ABSOLUTELY. {49120}{49180}BUT IT'S JUST POSSIBLE {49180}{49270}THE BULLET COULD IMPROVE|HER BRAIN FUNCTION {49270}{49360}BY ELIMINATING A TUMOR|THAT WAS ALREADY THERE. {49360}{49420}YEAH. {49420}{49480}MORE THAN THAT, {49480}{49600}SHE COULD EXPERIENCE|INCREASED INTELLIGENCE, {49600}{49780}SEXUAL DRIVE, CREATIVITY,|OR IT COULD... {49930}{49959}KILL HER. {49959}{50019}SHAME... {50019}{50079}JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS. {50079}{50109}YEAH. {50289}{50379}I NEVER SAW THAT ONE|COMING. {50379}{50559}SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED|AFTER THE NEW YEAR. {50619}{50679}WELL, I THINK I'LL GET A SNACK. {50679}{50739}YOU WANT SOMETHING? {50739}{50829}THAT'S OKAY.|I'M FINE. {51578}{51608}HI, HON. {51608}{51698}LOT OF MAIL GOING|THROUGH THAT OFFICE. {51698}{51788}THAT'S CHRISTMAS|FOR YOU. {51938}{51997}WHAT THE HELL'S|THIS? {51997}{52057}THIS AFTERNOON WHEN I WAS|WRAPPING PRESENTS, {52057}{52147}IT STRUCK ME|THAT THE SUM OF THE SQUARES {52147}{52207}OF THE LENGTHS OF THE SIDES|OF A RIGHT ANGLE TRIANGLE {52207}{52297}IS EQUAL TO THE SQUARE|OF THE LENGTH {52297}{52327}OF THE HYPOTENUSE. {52327}{52417}THAT'S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEORUM,|AIN'T IT? {52417}{52447}I DON'T KNOW. {52447}{52507}HOW'D YOU KNOW? {52507}{52537}HIGH SCHOOL GEOMETRY. {52537}{52597}IT CAME TO ME|WHEN YOU SAID "HYPOTENUSE." {52627}{52717}WELL, I DON'T KNOW|WHAT GOOD IT DOES. {52717}{52747}I JUST... IT'S THERE. {52747}{52837}THOUGHT I'D DISCOVERED|SOMETHING. {52897}{52956}HONEY, YOU COULDN'T|COUNT AS HIGH {52956}{53016}AS THE CANDLES|ON YOUR CAKE. {54035}{54095}HE SHOULD BE THINKING OF YOU|THAT WAY. {54095}{54125}THE HUSSY? {54125}{54215}IS HER BODY LIKE THOSE GIRLS|IN THAT MAGAZINE? {54215}{54275}NANCY VOSS? {54275}{54395}YOU MEAN THE WOMAN THAT JOE'S|PUTTING THE BOOTS TO? {54395}{54425}I PREFER HUSSY. {54425}{54485}FINE, {54485}{54545}BUT THAT HUSSY'S 50 YEARS OLD. {54545}{54605}TRIM, WELL-KEPT,|HANDSOME 50, {54635}{54665}DON'T GET ME WRONG. {54665}{54755}YOU WANT TO PUT THE SHOES|TO HER TOO? {54755}{54785}BECKA, I'M AN 8-BY-10. {54785}{54845}WHY DOES HE DO IT WITH HER? {54845}{54905}BECAUSE YOU DON'T. {54905}{54964}I LET HIM. {54964}{55024}AW,|YOU LET HIM. {55024}{55054}THAT'S...|THAT'S ROMANTIC. {55054}{55114}ALMOST EVERY TIME. {55114}{55174}AND WHEN YOU|LET HIM, {55174}{55234}NOTHING EVER HAPPENS|FOR YOU? {55234}{55294}NOT EVEN A LITTLE? {55294}{55354}YOU DON'T RELISH|THE ANIMALISM, {55354}{55444}THE SEXUAL CONGRESS|WITH ITS GRUNTINGS, {55444}{55474}ITS THRUSTINGS? {55474}{55534}STOP TALKING LIKE THAT. {55534}{55564}THE HUSSY DOES. {55564}{55624}NANCY VOSS DOES. {55624}{55684}SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGH. {55684}{55774}SHE WANTS IT,|CRAVES IT. {55774}{55864}LOOKS FORWARD TO IT|EVERY LUNCH HOUR. {55864}{55894}I SAID STOP IT. {55894}{55924}WHY? {55953}{55983}YOU GETTING|TURNED ON? {55983}{56043}SOMETHING STIRRING? {56043}{56103}LOOK AT JOE. {56103}{56163}RIGHT NOW|HE'S IMAGINING {56193}{56283}THE WOMAN IN THAT MAGAZINE|IS NANCY VOSS. {56283}{56343}HE'S MY HUSBAND. {56343}{56373}THEN YOU HAVE|TO TAKE HIM, BECKA. {56403}{56433}TAKE WHAT'S YOURS. {56463}{56523}SAY IT OUT LOUD. {56523}{56583}JOE... {56583}{56613}SAY IT, BECKA. {56613}{56643}I CAN'T. {56643}{56703}SAY IT! {56703}{56733}MAKE LOVE TO ME! {56853}{56913}JOE, YEAH. {56913}{56943}YEAH, JOE. {56943}{57002}GET BACK WHERE YOU WERE. {57002}{57062}UP, UP. {57062}{57152}UP, JOE. {57152}{57212}THERE, THERE, THERE, THERE! {57212}{57302}WHAT IN GOD'S NAME|GOT INTO YOU? {57302}{57332}WHAT? {57392}{57482}I DON'T KNOW|WHAT'S WRONG, BECKA, {57482}{57572}BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. {57572}{57662}I DON'T LIKE IT|AT ALL. {58861}{58921}DID YOU GET|EVERYTHING? {58921}{58980}GOT EXTRA BATTERIES. {59040}{59130}FIND EVERYTHING|AT DERRY HARDWARE? {59160}{59220}HANK BARBER|SELL YOU THIS? {59220}{59280}HE WAS THERE, YEAH, {59280}{59340}BUT I DIDN'T NEED|ASSISTANCE. {59340}{59400}TELL YOU A FUNNY STORY|ABOUT HANK BARBER. {59400}{59460}ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO {59460}{59520}WHEN HANK WAS|A YOUNG BUCK, {59520}{59580}HANK HATED HIS BOSS|SO MUCH {59580}{59610}THAT HE POURED|LAXATIVE {59610}{59700}INTO THE POOR MAN'S|CHOCOLATE AT LUNCH HOUR. {59700}{59760}YEAH?|WHAT HAPPENED? {59760}{59820}RIGHT IN FRONT|OF A CUSTOMER, {59820}{59880}WHILE HANK'S BOSS WAS|DEMONSTRATING {59880}{59940}HOW TO INSTALL|A NEW WIRE CUTTER {59940}{59969}FOR|THE WEED WHIPPER... {60209}{60269}WHAT DID HE DO|TO HANK? {60269}{60329}NOTHING. {60329}{60389}HANK MANAGED TO HOLD ON|TILL PUNCH-OUT TIME, BUT... {60389}{60479}I MEANT WHAT|DID HE DO TO HANK {60479}{60539}THAT MADE HANK|DO THAT? {60539}{60599}HE WAS JUST MEAN. {60599}{60659}JUNKYARD DOG MEAN. {60659}{60749}THE WAY JOE CAN BE MEAN|SOMETIMES. {60749}{60809}YOU UNDERSTAND THAT,|DON'T YOU? {60929}{60988}THAT'S GREAT. {60988}{61048}GETTING A LOT OF IDEAS|LATELY, BECKA. {61048}{61108}YOU'RE ALMOST READY. {61108}{61168}THOSE "D" CELLS ARE|EATING UP TOO MUCH JUICE. {61168}{61228}MAYBE I'LL GET|A MOTORCYCLE BATTERY. {61228}{61288}THATTA GIRL. {61468}{61558}OKAY, SEVEN CARD STUD. {61558}{61588}NOTHING WILD. {61588}{61678}JACKS ARE BETTER|WHEN THEY'RE OPEN. {61678}{61708}ANTE UP. {61708}{61768}DID YOU HEAR|BOBBY COYOTE GOT LIQUORED UP {61768}{61858}MID-SHIFT|IN HIS SPLIT SHIFT DAY {61858}{61918}AND ENDED UP MAKING|TIME AND A HALF. {61918}{62007}ALL THE TIME HE'S DRIVING|THE PORCELAIN BUS {62007}{62067}IN THE RESTROOM. {62067}{62127}HE CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT.|HE'S UNION. {62127}{62217}IF I TRIED THAT|DOWN AT THE HARDWARE STORE, {62217}{62337}MY BUTT WOULD BE|OUT THE DOOR. {62337}{62427}A DEUCE, QUEEN, {62427}{62457}A NINE. {62457}{62517}DEUCES ARE WILD,|RIGHT? {62517}{62577}NO.|10 FOR THE DEALER. {62577}{62607}BITCH'S BET. {62607}{62697}THIS HAPPENS|EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT? {62697}{62757}UNLESS IT FALLS ON|CHRISTMAS DAY {62757}{62847}LIKE THIS YEAR,|THEN THEY RESCHEDULE. {62847}{62937}I WONDER IF HE'LL BE|RESCHEDULING HIS NOONER {62937}{62966}WITH NANCY VOSS? {62966}{63056}THE HUSSY? {63056}{63116}BLESS YA. {63176}{63236}YOU KNOW, {63236}{63356}JOE DOESN'T WIN|NEARLY AS MUCH AS... {63356}{63416}NO, NO, SORRY.|GO AHEAD. {63536}{63596}AS I WAS SAYING... {63596}{63716}HE THINKS HE'S GOD'S GIFT|TO THE GAME, I KNOW. {63716}{63806}THINGS ARE LOOKING UP|FOR THE DEALER. {63806}{63866}HE DOESN'T HAVE|A STRAIGHT FLUSH. {63866}{63926}ARE YOU READING HIS MIND? {63926}{63985}NO, ANYBODY|WOULD KNOW THAT. {64015}{64045}HEY, BECKA... BEER ME. {64045}{64105}PEANUTS.|AND SOME PEANUTS. {64105}{64165}ALL RIGHT. {64165}{64225}YOU SURE YOU|GOT IT ALL NOW? {64225}{64285}YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN|OR NOTHING. {64465}{64495}ALL RIGHT. {64495}{64555}PAIR OF DEUCES BETS. {64555}{64615}COUPLE DEUCES DON'T BEAT|A STRAIGHT FLUSH, THOUGH. {65064}{65124}WANNA HEAR|SOMETHING FUNNY? {65124}{65154}REBECCA'S NOT REAL BRIGHT, {65184}{65214}SO SHE PUTS|HER CHRISTMAS TREE UP {65214}{65304}WHEN THEY DO IT|ON HER SOAP OPERA. {65304}{65334}A BUCK. {65334}{65454}WE KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE|THE FLUSH, JOE. {65574}{65634}WE'LL SEE... WE'LL SEE. {65634}{65724}I'LL SEE YOUR DOLLAR|AND I'LL RAISE YOU FIVE. {65724}{65754}LET'S SEE IF YOU|PUT YOUR MONEY {65754}{65814}WHERE YOUR MOUTH'S|SUPPOSED TO BE. {65814}{65844}ALL RIGHT,|I'LL CALL. {65844}{65934}CALL. {65934}{65993}YOU CAN'T JUST CALL LIKE THAT. {65993}{66083}I BET, YOU RAISED, HE CALLED.|WHAT YOU GOT? {66083}{66113}WHAT DO YOU GOT? {66143}{66173}WELL, I DON'T KNOW, {66173}{66263}BUT I BET, YOU RAISED,|HE CALLED. {66263}{66323}YOU KNEW WE KNEW {66323}{66353}YOU DIDN'T HAVE|THE FLUSH. {66353}{66413}I GOT THREE DUECES|SHOWING. {66413}{66503}WOULD YOU WIPE THAT STUPID SMILE|OFF YOUR FACE? {66503}{66623}WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PUT|SOME DAMN PICTURES {66623}{66653}IN THESE|DAMN FRAMES? {66653}{66713}GOT YOUR PEANUTS. {66713}{66773}GUY ALWAYS STARING AT ME|GIVES ME THE CREEPS! {66803}{66923}SEE HOW IT FEELS TO BE TREATED|LIKE DIRT UNDER YOUR FEET? {66923}{67012}I'M NOT THE SAME WOMAN|I USED TO BE, JOE. {67012}{67102}THIS IS WHAT YOU GET|FOR TREATING ME LIKE DIRT. {67102}{67162}I'M NOT THE WOMAN I USED TO BE, {67162}{67222}SO YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT! {67552}{67612}OOPS. {67702}{67762}I'LL GET MORE. {68211}{68331}I MADE SUNNY SIDE UP|THIS MORNING. {68661}{68751}DON'T FORGET YOUR... {68751}{68811}LUNCH. {70489}{70519}HI.|HOW WAS WORK? {70519}{70579}BUSY. {70579}{70639}SAME HERE.|BUSY BUSY. {70639}{70729}WHERE'S SUPPER? {70729}{70789}AIN'T IT FRIDAY? {70819}{70879}PIZZA NIGHT. {71238}{71298}GOT TO DO SOMETHING. {71388}{71478}LORD, I GOT TO DO SOMETHING. {71478}{71568}YOU ARE DOING|SOMETHING. {71568}{71628}SHOULDN'T DO THAT. {71688}{71778}WHERE IS JOE|ANYWAY? {71778}{71868}LIKES TO SLEEP|MOST SATURDAY AFTERNOONS. {71868}{71928}YEAH, OF COURSE. {71957}{72017}PUT THE BLACK CLIP|ONTO THE RED ONE. {72017}{72047}LIKE THAT? {72047}{72107}LIKE THAT. {72107}{72197}THAT'S MY GIRL. {72197}{72227}COULDN'T YOU SLEEP|LAST NIGHT? {72227}{72287}NO. {72287}{72317}TOO MANY NIGHTMARES. {72317}{72377}DECIDED TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT. {72377}{72437}GOOD IDEA. {72527}{72587}THINK I'M DONE. {72587}{72647}YOU'RE GETTING|SO CLEVER, BECKA, {72647}{72737}I HARDLY KNOW|WHAT TO DO WITH YOU. {72767}{72857}DON'T TELL ME. {73156}{73216}BECKA. {73336}{73426}BECKA, WARM UP THE T.V.|FOR ME, OKAY? {73426}{73486}OKEY-DOKEY. {73546}{73606}FINISHED WRAPPING|THE PRESENTS, {73606}{73636}DECORATING, {73636}{73726}BAKING AND CLEANING, {73726}{73786}FINISHED EVERYTHING.|WE'RE READY. {73846}{73906}WE'RE READY. {73906}{73995}I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING|TO WARM UP THE T.V. {73995}{74085}COULDN'T FIND|THE CLICKER. {74085}{74145}THOSE|DAMN THINGS. {75224}{75284}DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.|THERE'S A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD. {75404}{75494}MY GOD! {75494}{75524}WHAT HAVE I DONE? {75524}{75584}WHAT HAVE I DONE? {75584}{75614}I'VE SHOT MYSELF IN... {75614}{75674}JOE! {75674}{75734}JOE, HELP ME! {76873}{76962}PERHAPS THE DESCENT|INTO MADNESS {76962}{77052}IS NOT A SOLITARY JOURNEY|AFTER ALL.