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I don't want to be...

Wow,

high five.

Yeah, I can see those waves. They can totally crash up here.

Monterey Bay National Marine Sanctuary.

South Forest and Sea Otters.

Oh yeah,

they like crap.

I forgot about that.

Whale migration.

We're looking out of one of our new centers. The largest marine protected

area.

Wow.

Wow, you can view orcas all year long.

And dolphins.

A circus?

White shark?

White shark?

I don't even know what I said, but a white shark.

Oh, that's so cool.

Goody Sherwater.

That's a cool bird name.

Blue whales, the largest known animal in the world, can grow up to 90 feet and

weigh more than 100,000 pounds.

Oh, we might be able to see them.

That'd be really cool.

Yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

All the erosion on the floor.

Wow. That's normal.

That's so cool.

Wow.

Smells like syrup.

Oh, that piece of driftwood over there, I thought that was an animal.

Wait a second.

Wow.

Wow, that tree has grown crazy.

Did you see a sea squirrel? Oh, there he is! Look at him!

They look a little bit chubbier than, like, normal squirrels.

Inland squirrels.

They're so funny with him.

I like them.

The seagull's chilling.

He's coming up.

New camera.

Sounds like this make me want to shop.

Make me want to spend money.

It's lunch and dinner.

What a cute place.

This is the Cecile Hotel

It's

a really quaint hotel

Everything's moon related

around here, I love it

Lens. They have the pies.

The famous pies.

We're about to go to Moonstone Cellars. Do some wine tasting.

If you guys want to see what I got.

I got an old Playboy.

I'm excited.

Just got back from the wine tasting and I'm kind of tipsy.

And I'm going to pee in this cup because I really got to go.

Mess up a little bit more room.

Feel it.

Whoa, that's a lot more than I thought.

Thirsty? I made you a smoothie.

Some apple juice for you.

It's warmed, too.

It's not spiced, but it's warm.

Moonstone? And off to Knitwit Ridge.

I love that.

Ya Knitwit.

That's like dipstick.

Er, dipshit.

It's on that scale of curse words.

Just a funny one.

I can't wait to see this house.

Knitwit Ridge.

Knitwit.

Up that hill.

Built from all the old stuff this guy has found on the beach. Oh, is this

right here?

Wow, this is all built from stuff he found on the beach?

That's crazy!

Oh man, I was honestly expecting it to be a little bit more like... Like

disheveled is the best word I can come up with.

But, like, that is so cool. He built archways and stuff out of stone.

Wow, death flames.

Oh, man, death. Let's go explore.

That's so sad.

Let me trespass.

Wow.

He did good.

This is all driftwood too.

Those lights.

Those shells over there. Look how shiny that one is. It's so cool.

It's such a shame they won't let you go inside.

For a nitwit, he did pretty good.

Wow, it goes all the way up there.

Oh, and there's the, like, the, um, um, what are they called? Hubcaps? No.

Axles.

Wheels.

Wheels!

Oh, man.

That's so cool.

You can't believe you did all of this.

That's crazy.

I was kind of just expecting like a beach shack, but this is like a little

castle.

And the shells going up and stuff. That's so cool.

Nitwit Ridge.

One of California's remarkable 17th century folk art

environments.

Arthur Harold.

Wow.

Thank you, Arthur.

We need more people like him.

Create stuff like this. That's so cool.

Oh, my bad.

Wow.

I can't believe this is all stuff he found on the beach. That's so cool.

It's also a good lesson for us.

Like, a lot of trash will end up on the beach.

Look what you can do with it.

It's crazy that people live in there and they don't want people to see it.

They should share it again.

Cambria!

This road is a normal...

Cambrian neighborhood.

Ooh, this road is small.

Ooh.

I would totally buy a house in this neighborhood.

That'd be so cool.

You know, it's really cool to see the outside towns out of L.A. because I,

for, like, thinking about moving out west, I was like, ugh.

I'm going to have to move to L.A., but no, I don't have to.

Oh, my goodness.

Look at them.

Deer.

Beach deer.

Just kidding.

Oh, hello. I didn't see you there.

Hi.

They're so small.

They're so cute.

Wow.

These houses, they almost look like Spanish style.

With the, uh, I don't know what you call that kind of roof.

So cool. Ooh.

I love brick houses.

Like, all brick.

A lot of Tennessee houses are all brick, and it, mm.

Mm-mm-mm.

Peels my soul.

These people must be really... Okay, this is a cool sack.

What noise do deers make?

They're so cute.

They're so small.

Oh, there's another one.

Oh, there's two.

They just walk through people's yards. I love it.

Back home, we used to have a family of deer that would walk through my

grandparents' yard.

And turkeys, too.

And squirrels.

Hello, biker.

This road is so windy.

Whoa. I can't believe roads like this are for two cars.

Nitwit Ridge.

I love that he named that, like, his own house, Nitwit Ridge.

He was like, yeah, I know what I am.

Town is so, like, eclectic and quaint.

I would totally live here.

I'd be so happy in a place like this.

But I'd probably have to talk to my neighbors.

I'd have to have a dinner party every once in a while.

Deer crossing.

Looking for the Blue Dolphin Inn.

It's hard to tell what's a hotel or like an inn versus a house sometimes.

Like this, like that looks like an inn.

You know, this kind of place really, I don't know why, it really is inspiring.

It makes sense that a lot of creative people live in this area.

Something about the sun and the way it shines off the water, it's hard not to

be inspired in a place like this.

That's not even one.

Blue dolphin.

Found it.

Ooh, this is so cute.

We made it. The Blue Dolphin Inn.

They gave us complimentary cookies.

I thought it was a crab at first, I'm not gonna lie.

This is so cute.

This is exactly what I would think of as a beach house.

Nice and fluffy.

What is this?

Oh, that's so cool.

Oh, I adjusted this lens a little bit.

Oh, that would help.

So pretty.

Oh, my goodness.

They work.

Wow.

I can't wait to see elephant fields with this, or dolphins, even better yet.

Conoculars are so cool. I need to get myself a pair.

So cool.

I love that they gave you a pair of binoculars. That is amazing.

It's so beach.

Please return. Absolutely.

They shouldn't say please.

Ooh.

Nice electric fire.

A fan.

Comfy bed. Old school radio.

Wow.

I love bathrooms. I can't wait to see this bathroom.

Oh my goodness.

I don't know why, but I'm such a bathroom person.

Like, I love bathroom architecture.

I'm going to have to take a bath at some point. It's going to have to happen.

Such a nice, nice one.

Glass shower door.

This is so cool.

This is like how I would style a beach house.

Found the fridge.

And the microwave.

And this one.

Oh, they gave us plates.

Plates and forks.

All nicely wrapped.

That's so cool.

At the Cove Inn.

I picked it up and I was like, huh, it doesn't look like it would open bottles

the best, but that is what it's for.

That's really cool.

Hmph!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're just teasing me, Cliff.

It feels so good.

Mm-hmm

Oh my god, yeah.

Make me calm, oh my god.

I think it looks really good.

Makes my foot look, like, more petite.

I think.

Even more fun to tease you with an inkling on.

Add some pizzazz.

But...

Oh, goodness, yeah.

Oh,

fuck,

yeah.

God.

God.

Fuck, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

my God, yeah.

They're in this room to fucking make me cum again.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Joseph's so much fun.

Caught in one hand and pulled in the other.

Hmm.

Can you help me?

Please give me your phone.

Are you getting closer?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I'll let Bree come.

I'm so done.

I don't want everyone to struggle like I am right now.

It's not so bad.

Message Rob.

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