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funny Vinnie, okay, just a little whoopsie, okay?

Oh man, markets are down, buddy. Markets are down.

Yeah, they are.

Yeah, Bitcoin took a huge hit today, buddy. A bunch of cascading liquidations

happening right now. All the alts following.

Yeah, but honestly though, it's probably a good opportunity to buy. Buy all those

altcoins.

Yeah. You know, I get paid Friday, so.

Hopefully the market stays down and then we can buy the dip, right?

Buy the dip. Yeah, we get to buy the dip.

What are you going to do at daycare today?

I'll eat stuff.

You're going to eat stuff?

Yeah.

And I bought this NFT exchange and it uses AMM pools.

You can use your NFTs to provide liquidity now.

I bought the coin from the company that figured it out.

Yes. Okay. What's your name?

Carter. Carter. Okay. I'll get you checked in.

Awesome. All right. You guys are all set. Great. Thanks.

Have a good day. See you tomorrow.

Okay.

Hey, Jane.

Hi, Mike. Just checking in. Vinnie Alvarado.

Hey, buddy. Gotta sign in.

Don't forget. You gotta sign in, buddy.

Mike, there's a problem.

Everything okay?

Actually, can you give me one minute?

Yeah, sure.

Take your time.

Hey,

how you doing? Hi.

It looks like there's a hold on your account.

Hold? You're four weeks overdue on your payment.

We can't keep Vinnie enrolled here unless the overdue invoices are

addressed. I'm talking. Hold on one second, buddy.

Yeah.

Okay, well, what am I supposed to do?

Take him to work with me?

I don't know, but there's not much more we can do on our end here.

Um... What about, um... Didn't my dad put down a deposit or something? What

about that? Can't you use that? If we use that deposit for back payments, then

that's it.

He would no longer be enrolled, and we would just return the remaining deposit

balance to you.

And that deposit...

Balance. Would that be in cash?

There we go, there we go.

This is real good, buddy.

Are you excited to go to work with your big brother today?

Yeah, I'm working with my brother. Yeah, all right.

We don't want to be late for your first day at work, huh?

Okay.

You're a working man now.

No way.

No? No.

I don't want to work either.

Sometimes you got to do things you don't want to do, you know?

You don't want to be poor your whole life, right?

Yeah.

Okay,

okay

Okay, here, here.

Gonna watch a little video while your brother works, huh?

Okay. Okay, but look at me real quick. Look at me. Be good. You stay here.

Don't talk to anybody, okay?

Okay. Okay, I love you, buddy.

I love you, too.

Hey, looks like the dipshit finally decided to come to work. Shut up. Shut

the fuck up. Shut up.

Shut the fuck up. Mike.

Mr. Peterson.

Hey. Yeah, where you been all morning?

Me?

Been at work.

Just working away.

I mean, I was just in the bathroom a moment ago.

Do you want me to tell you when I go to the bathroom, Mr. Peterson?

Uh... Hmm.

Hey. Hello?

Uh... Hey.

The door is locked?

Come

on,

man. Is that your sandwich, bro?

Hey, what's going on?

I think there's a fight in the break

He's my brother. Hey, Vinny, open the door, Vinny.

He's got special needs, okay?

Hey, hey, hey, okay?

I'm really trying hard not to lose my cool here, but I'm pretty disappointed

by all this.

How long you been with us?

Eight years.

Eight years.

That's a long time.

I don't know what's gotten into you lately.

Showing up late, bringing your brother.

He's eating everyone's lunch. He ate my lunch. I don't know what I'm gonna do

for lunch now.

Mike. Yeah, uh, no, sorry. I just, um... I really love my job.

I love it so much, I think I should be paying you $15 an hour just to get the

chance to work. I just have to check something real quick here.

So sorry about that. Super embarrassing.

Could you put the phone down for a second? Yeah, I was going to. Look,

Mike.

I know it's been hard lately with your mom passing and all.

But I'm trying to run my dad's business here. And lately, it seems like your

mind's been someplace else.

Uh, wow, sorry. Uh, super sorry about that. Uh, totally unprofessional of me.

Um, just have a little family emergency here.

Uh... Everything okay?

Uh, yeah, yeah, no, it's fine. It's just, uh, my uncle, he's, uh... He's,

uh... Bisexual.

Kind of a freak thing. He's kind of freaking out about it, going all crazy.

Yeah, my brother-in-law is bisexual.

Mike, if you could just let me finish my thought here.

I know this is a job, but it's not just a job, right?

We're also friends, right?

We're friends, aren't we? You would tell people we're friends, right?

Okay, so why don't we chalk this up to a laugh of judgment and

give you one more shot, huh?

What do you say, buddy?

I quit.

You quit.

I quit.

I'm done.

Vinny, grab your shit. Let's go. Fuck this guy. We're rich now.

Is this your two-week notice? I'm rich.

And I quit.

I quit.

Vinny, come on, buddy. This is your shirt. Let's go. I did it! It's not a

company shirt. I quit my job. I'm rich. We quit.

to my party tonight.

Oh, well, thank you, but I actually don't party like ever.

No drugs or alcohol for me, guys.

What about getting laid? You like that?

Gonna be a lot of tens there. Women love rich guys.

Wait, so, like, you never drank or smoked before?

Never, to be honest with you. I don't even know what beer tastes like.

Oh, well, dude, like, you gotta try some THC at least, my man. Oh, what are

these? Well, those are weed gums.

Good ones.

Well, thank you, but I'm okay, man. Oh, no, no. like you keep that like your mic

like you're the king hey

there

boys have any of you seen my boyfriend

excuse me

It keeps going up. Oh, my God!

I guess it was a good idea for me to give you all that money to invest.

Yes, ma'am. Oh, my God.

And all this has kind of got me thinking about us, too.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I've just been contemplating what's next for us, and I've kind of got

something I want to ask you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Michael. I was just wondering.

Yeah?

What do you think about...

An open relationship.

You ever think about trying one of those?

One of these open relationships you see people trying sometimes?

What are you talking about? I just love you so much, and I want us to have fun.

We're young, you know? You only live once. You want to have sex with other

girls. No!

Come on.

But maybe.

Hey.

I just think it might be something fun.

You know, you're having fun and I'm having fun. Why am I going to stop you

from having all that fun?

You know?

I guess I'm just a little confused.

Why is that?

Well, I don't know. Don't you think it's a little weird for you to be asking me

that, considering you and I haven't even been able to have sex yet, you know,

because of your childhood trauma and all?

Like, I guess I don't exactly see the benefit for you, you know, considering

you have issues in that department. Oh, is that my cousin?

What? Pull up! That's my cousin! Oh, my God.

What the heck? Is that my freaking cousin?

Oh, shit, Mike!

What up, cuz?

What's up, Travis? How you been, man? You know, man, like, been in prison and

shit, but...

But I got out, man, so I'm good.

Cool, that's fucking gangster as shit. Hell yeah. Oh, cuz, you didn't hear.

I got sober.

What? That's incredible, man.

We gotta celebrate. I'm taking you out tonight wherever you want to go. You're

not paying for a freaking single thing, man. Actually, cuz, I ain't gonna say no

to that.

Hell yeah, let's do it. Wild animals on the loose.

Hey, vet cuz.

Love ya.

Hey, have a blessed day, all right?

A lot of trash.

Oh, that's crazy.

My cousin Travis.

What are the odds? Hey, Vinny, you see your cousin?

Fine.

Let's do it.

What?

The open relationship. If that's what you want, let's do it.

For real?

Yeah, sure, yeah.

Let's see what happens.

You really are the best girlfriend ever.

I love you so much.

Yes!

Yeah, whatever makes you happy.

Hold on, hold on.

Going too fast.

I'm not going to do it now.

Dad.

It hit.

I know I've said that a million times before, but this time's for real.

I'm serious.

Remember that ICO I was talking about? The one with the NFP exchange that...

Dad.

What is this, Dad? Okay.

Christ almighty.

Want me to get you some water, Dad? Oh, man.

Why don't you just give me another one of these drinks, huh?

Come on, Dad, you're drinking so much.

I thought you were just talking about celebrating, huh?

Is this a celebration?

But you're gonna drink yourself to death if you keep doing this, Dad.

Sounds like a good deal.

Here, here, why don't you, um...

I'll try one of these, huh?

Huh? What's this?

Come on, here.

What is this?

Titty-tugging, ass-kicking, 100-milligram weed gummies for pussies,

I think it says.

Dad, I'd much rather see you get high than drunk every day.

Maybe it'll help you cut back on your drinking a little bit.

Christ.

Yeah, right.

How about this? You take one of those.

And I'll get you a bottle. How about that?

Not a deal.

I'll take two of those pussy pills.

You give me two bottles, and we'll go from there.

Okay, old man.

You got yourself a deal. 100 milligram pussy pills.

I'll take two of them.

Old man now, right?

Two bottles coming up. Oh, man.

You know, I saw your mom today.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Big monarch butterfly.

Gave a landing right on my arm.

It was just big.

I said to myself, that's got to be your mom.

That's got to be your mom. You know how she loved those things. You know it.

You tell her I say hi?

No.

We didn't say too much to each other.

She knows I've been missing her hard.

She would have been 60 this year.

60.

You know, if there's any truth to what they say about a life after this, a

piece of shit life that we're given...

I wouldn't mind coming back as a butterfly.

Hell, maybe even meet up with the butterfly version of your mom and we

could fall in love all over again.

Fly all over the world.

That's what she wanted.

That's what she wanted.

Oh, man.

I miss her so much.

She just came by and seen all I was doing.

God damn it!

What? I should've sold it.

What?

I should've sold it. Get your crystal shit again.

God damn it!

Fuck!

I'm addicted to, I'm addicted to, I'm addicted to. I'm addicted to, I'm

addicted to, I'm addicted to.

feel so blessed you know getting sober it's like the best thing that's ever

happened to me totally that's great still drinking a bit though huh yeah i

still drink and smoke weed and like that like that's never been anything for me

everyone's got the thing though you feel me oh no no not me man never touch the

stuff i mean unless you count energy drinks for me it was heroin and the

crazy thing is i know I would be dead in some fucked up house somewhere if it

wasn't for my kids and if it wasn't for Jesus Christ.

That's crazy, man. I'm serious.

Jesus came in and he took the urge from me.

And I am thankful for that every day.

Can I go ahead and get you boys something else? I have another beer. You

got it? Just a check, please.

Be right back. Thank you. So what's good with you, man? How you been?

No, I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, how's your girl?

Oh, yeah, she's great. I love her so much man We're actually trying this new

thing this open relationship thing. See how that goes. Oh Shit, man. I'm sorry

No, I it's a good thing.

I wanted it was my idea Wait you wanted to fuck other guys

no It's something good for both of us

I don't know, man.

I just think she's going to pull way more than you if I had to guess.

You know?

That's not... Well, hey, man, how's your job?

Yeah, kind of crazy, actually. I just finally made the leap. I work for myself

now as a full-time investor.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, mainly focused in cryptocurrencies, crypto assets.

Lots of opportunity in that space.

Crypto.

That shit's a scam.

It's not a scam, man. It's 100% a scam, cuz.

What are you talking about?

Billionaires invest in it. Yeah, and billionaires be scamming people. How do

you think they make all that money?

Hey, hey.

It's alright.

What do you mean by that?

I'm just saying.

You girls out fucking other guys.

You lose your job gambling on monkey pictures or some shit?

I'm not hating because I've been there. I've been to the bottom. I know what

it's like.

Bro, that's not me, man.

Like, I promise, I'm so good.

I mean, we're drinking good right now.

I'm getting invited to parties for once.

Hey, how about you come to this party tonight and you'll see?

Yeah, I don't know, man.

I don't do very well at parties. I'll admit things are changing, but they're

changing for the better.

I promise, man, this ain't the bottom.

Far from it.

God, I made it out to face me.

Yeah, so they just, like, flip over the mattress, flip over the whole room, turn

it all over. I was trying to make a crossbow out of my food tray, but I

don't think they could tell what it is because I didn't do a very good job.

But other than that, it's pretty straight, you know.

Shit, guys.

This is wild. Look, there's someone up there.

Damn,

beer bong. All right. Dustin said I was going to be kind of crazy.

Oh, hey, my girlfriend's here. Oh, nice.

Is that her with all those dudes?

I'll get back to you, man. We'll go say hey.

I bet.

It's like that big.

Well, well, well, if it's not my beautiful girlfriend. Oh, my God, Mike.

Hey, I had no idea you were going to be here.

Oh, nice. That's what's up. That's what's up. Baby, I'm doing it. I'm being

more open for you. So far, it's really fun.

Oh, nice.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, when you brought it up earlier, I didn't think I

was going to like it. I thought it was a bad idea, but I think it makes a lot of

sense now. Like, I feel like I'm learning a lot about myself. Like, I

really, really like getting blowjobs. Yeah, that's cool. I feel like I learned

a lot about myself, too, since we talked six hours ago.

Yes, baby, that's amazing.

I'm really glad you suggested it. You're so smart.

Thank you. I actually saw this girl earlier I was thinking about talking to.

She had a...

Big titties and super cool shoes. Yes, that's so hot.

Yeah. Hey, I did tell my friend Lorenzo that I would meet him upstairs, so I

should probably go find him. No, that's cool. Yeah, I gotta link up with my

friends too, so.

Well, I'll see you later. Okay, bye, baby. Have so much fun.

Bye, my love.

That's my girlfriend.

Yeah, she's great.

She's a keeper.

Never have I ever done anal.

Oh my god.

Who's done it? Come on.

That's good.

I'm going to get one of these.

OK, now it's my turn.

Let me think. Let me think.

Never have I ever done vaginal.

I am in an open relationship, by the way. What's up, Sheely?

Nice stunt today.

Hey, Keith.

Didn't realize you were invited.

I was a little preoccupied keeping these beautiful ladies company.

Surprised you showed up. Thought you were too rich for us now.

Rich people still party, man.

Oh, yeah, you party?

I didn't see you hit the beer bong.

No gracias, mi amigo. I understand laborers such as yourself can destroy

your brains and bodies with drugs and alcohol, but I have to stay sharp as a

tack to maximize my return, Sap.

Jesus, dude. You gotta be a fucking dick about it. I was just trying to be nice.

Oh.

I thought you were being antagonistic. I'm sorry. Look, it's just a job, man.

Just because you got to quit doesn't mean we all can.

Hey, I'm sorry, man.

Fuck you.

Yeah, fuck you.

That was so mean.

Sex at my grandpa's funeral!

Justin hey crypto boy. Thank you so much for inviting me to the party man, but I

got a dip So, uh, have you seen my cousin Travis anywhere? I don't know a

couple people just went upstairs.

Okay. Thank you, man

and, like, a crypto genius. Wow, okay. Hey, man, nice to meet you, buddy. Hey,

I'm Lorenzo, man. I heard great things about you.

Hi.

Great to meet you all. This is really great. I'm sorry for interrupting.

I'm just gonna... I'm looking for my cousin Travis, so... I'm Travis.

Yeah, no, different Travis.

Oh, false alarm, everyone.

Because you was looking for Travis, but that's a different Travis.

get back to it yeah of course maybe i'll see you later tonight um yeah

maybe okay um all right bye baby i love you so much love you too hey it's my

turn it's on me now

I want to do a mother effing beer bomb.

Whoa, I thought you didn't drink.

No, it's cool. It's cool. I'm ready. I'm ready to try it.

You hear that, boys?

Mike wants to try his first beer.

Yeah. Show him a good time.

fucking amazing man I can see why guys do this but I gotta say beers kind of

gross sorry I was a dick I

mean I'm like pretty drunk or whatever right now but I have a very very

difficult life

Forget that. I love you so much.

Oh, thank you so much. I love you so much.

You're my brother now.

You're my brother.

All right, enough with this touchy-feely shit. Let's fucking party.

Travis. Travis.

Vinny?

Vinny, what are you doing out here, buddy?

Hey, what are you doing out here?

Now, let's go inside.

Hey, Dad?

Come on, come on.

Dad?

Dad?

Dad.

Dad?

Dad.

Come on, Dad. Let's get you to bed.

Dad?

Mike Alvarado?

Yes, ma'am. That's me.

Hi, Mike. I'm sorry for the wait. That's okay. How's he doing? Is he okay?

Well, unfortunately, he's in pretty rough shape.

It seems to me that he ingested a large dosage of marijuana and then passed out

on the radiator before it turned on.

That sounds like also what I was thinking happened.

Baby! Baby!

Oh, my God. Hey, Shane.

Oh, my God. Baby.

Thank God you're here.

I'm so sorry we're late. We got here as fast as we could.

Hey, hey. Hey, buddy. How you doing, man?

Good to see you, buddy.

Hey, Lorenzo. How can we help?

So he's currently sedated. He has severe burns to both eyelids, one of his

nostrils, part of his mouth, so he can't see and he can't take deep breaths, just

little tiny baby breaths.

Okay, word.

Guess what's up.

He's going to need to stay here with us for a few days.

And it looks like sometime in the last year, your father's health care coverage

lapsed. So unfortunately, I don't think his health insurance is going to cover

it.

Damn.

Yeah, so if the hospital expenses end up needing to be out of pocket, is that

something you feel like you and your family could handle?

Yeah,

no, that shouldn't be a problem.

OK.

All right, Vinny.

Got to figure out what clothes you want to sell, buddy.

Got to save dad, okay?

So go through the clothes and figure out what you want to sell, okay?

Seems like a good hoodie to sell for five bucks.

You need to get about $35,000, $40,000. I don't know how long dad's going to be

there, but we got to save it, okay?

That's $40,000 minus five.

$30,000. That's $995.

That's okay.

Vinny! Dinner's ready!

All right, buddy.

Tastes good, huh?

What do you think? We can get a quarter a piece?

Huh? Yeah. Yeah. That seems like a good plan.

We're going to be making money in no time, Vinny. If anything's negotiable,

just let me know. Yeah, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. Hey, Vinny.

Vinny. You're going to wear this now? Okay.

Construction helmets, two for one. Two for, two for one.

Now you're protected for all the things to come. I have some surefire

investments that are looking pretty bottom out.

Then we can make it all back and then some, you know?

Buy all the stuff back. Save dad.

They're all fucking empty. Why the fuck do we save all these damn things if

they're all... Oh, Elton John.

That's dope.

How much?

Uh, $20.

How about $5? Yes.

Oh, my God.

You're saying this?

Hey, excuse me.

Excuse me, the sale's up front.

Excuse me, the yard sale's up front over here.

Excuse me, is this a... Just give me one second. I'll be right with you. Give me

a second. Thank you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

The sale's up front, so...

I'm so sorry, but the sale is...

in the front yard how old is the roof uh

i don't know four or five years how

about

the gutters they don't look no uh sorry the house isn't for sale you know i'm

just trying to have the yard sale to help pay for my father's medical bills

at the hospital which yes they are a lot but uh technically not my house i mean i

do have power of attorney and everything but uh my dad would be so pissed at me

if i sold the house yeah so it'd be crazy to sell the house

cabinets were all recently resanded all the appliances brand new tip top shape

got a lifetime warranty on this guy all the tile was recently redone and uh yeah

moving ready all the furniture is yours you come in you got it so what kind of a

heating system do you have here uh radiator heat gets real hot

How much is it to buy the house?

Buy a house. Buy a house.

All right.

We'll buy a house.

125 grand.

This is going to be easy.

This is going to be easy.

All we need is a 30% gain.

30%. You know me, 30% swings happen every single day in the financial

market.

All the time.

Then we just sell out, take the win, move on.

That's the key.

Don't get greedy.

Don't get greedy.

40K, pay the bills, the original principle, buy a new house.

Yeah, a nice one, even.

Yeah.

Let's see in disguise.

I got something for you. You know what? Ma, where's

the iPad?

Check the other room. Hey, Travis, what's the Wi-Fi? The thing's in the

fucking corner. I don't know. Oh, okay.

How you doing, Mike? Oh, hey, Barb.

How you been? Good, good.

Are you guys going to be staying with us for a little bit?

Yeah, yeah. We had to sell the house to cover Dad's hospital bills, but, you

know. Yeah, Travis told me. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, some things are more

important than having a house.

Yeah, for sure, for sure.

I'm going to put you here on the couch.

Oh, no, no, no, no. It's okay. No, no, no, no, no. No, no.

Put it on the floor.

Put it on the floor. Come on. Just put it on the floor. It doesn't need to be

on the couch. He's on the couch.

I want to sit on the couch later.

No, he's going on the couch. Is the dog got a name? What's the dog's name?

Chevy, like the car.

Hey, Chevy.

Chevy, stop it. Chevy, knock it off, okay?

Where are your shoes, baby? Where are your shoes, mom?

Look in the other room.

I'm going to put you here on the couch. Okay, all right. Vinny's going to go

downstairs in the basement. Oh, you hear that, Vinny? You're going to go in the

basement, huh?

That's going to be fun. Yeah.

Yeah, you're going to have fun in the basement, buddy. I am.

Okay, I'm going to go make dinner.

Okay. What are we doing for dinner? We're going to do some chicken and

noodles. How's that?

Chicken and noodles? How's that? Is that sound good to me? All right. Chevy.

Okay. Chevy.

Chevy.

What's up with that dog? I don't know what's up with the dog. Yeah, he's just

freaking out a bit, you know.

Chevy. New house and all.

Chevy. Stop.

Shut him down.

Stop. Hey, shut up. Back off.

Chevy.

Chevy, stop.

Come on.

Stop, Chevy.

What's going on? I don't know. He's messing with the pillow mop.

Chevy, stop. I'm going to go make it.

Chevy, stop it.

Lord Jesus, we are here today to ask you to bless this food and bless this

family. Please watch over my brother-in-law while he's in the

hospital. Keep him safe.

Keep his anxiety down.

And Lord, please be with Vinnie and Mike.

as they navigate through these tough times and help them to realize that they

have strength in each other.

In Jesus' name we pray.

Amen.

Amen. Amen. You ready?

I got the body.

That's my boy.

I'll be right back. I'll be right back.

It's really good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Sequoia. No, that's okay.

Honey, our dad's not dead. He's just at the hospital getting better.

He's not dead, Vinny. He's okay.

He's just at the hospital getting better, all right? That's right.

He's not dead, okay. Why do you keep saying that, honey? He's not dead. He's

okay. He's at the hospital. Sequoia, be nice.

Vinny, no, no, he's not dead, buddy. He's not dead! God damn it! Okay.

Sorry, Aunt Barb. I'm sorry.

Sorry.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's coming off, okay?

Why do you keep saying that, Sequoia? He's not dead, okay?

No, Vinny, he's not dead, okay? He's just at the hospital, all right?

Don't listen to her. She's just kidding.

Hello?

Oh,

okay. Hey.

What's up? How is he doing?

Okay.

T'was blind, but now I see.

When we've been there ten

thousand years, bright shining

as the sun, we know

as day.

Amazing grace,

how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.

was lost but now am found was

blind but now i see

I'm so sorry.

Lorenzo, thank you so much for coming.

Of course.

How's Vinny doing?

Yeah, he's, uh, he's handling it pretty good.

I think he'll be fine.

Yeah. Let me go say hey to him and just check in on him, okay?

Sorry about your loss.

I know how it feels.

I lost my dad, too.

Oh, I'm sorry about that.

Appreciate it.

Yeah, it was, um... It was the summer before fifth grade.

Never truly healed, you know?

It's crazy because I'm older now than he was when he passed.

Kind of strange, isn't it?

Damn.

Um, but hey, man, um, if you ever need anything, you know, feel free to reach

out, man.

Thank you, Lorenzo. That's...

You'll be alright, man.

What's up, man?

Oh, hey, hey, cuz.

Hey, man, hey.

Your dad is dead.

I'm sorry.

That was a beautiful service, though, cuz.

Hey, but listen, I gotta get out of here. I'm tripping pretty hard right

now. Before you go out, do you know anyone who could potentially loan me

some money?

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no. No, you don't want to do that.

No, no, it's just like, why?

I'm not actually going to do it. I'm just curious if you know someone.

Yeah, I mean, I got a guy, but cuz, you don't want to do that. No, I wouldn't be

a problem, man. I haven't paid back two weeks, guaranteed.

Not a problem.

Cuz, you ain't got a job right now.

I wouldn't be asking if I didn't only need this.

Hey, man, I'm not trying to pry, cuz, like, normally I wouldn't give a shit,

but, like, you're staying at my house.

You're sleeping on my floor and... Yes, Rick, I'll pay you back. I'll pay you

back. It'll all be okay.

I just really need this.

You good?

Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm just still tripping pretty hard.

This is it? Just go in, ask for CJ, tell him what's up, tell him Travis sent you.

You're not coming?

No.

No, man, I can't. Come on, man.

Please just come in with me.

Please don't make me do this.

Come on. Come on, cuz. Please.

I can't go in there. You're gonna do your family like that, huh?

Just come in.

It'll be fine. Quit being weird.

You're being all weird right now. Fuck!

Okay. All right.

Yeah, see?

They're going to be fine.

Don't worry about it. I got your back. You got my back.

We're family, right?

Get off me. Okay.

Hey,

what up, kids?

Hey.

Get in here, man.

Let me hook you up.

I'm good, bro.

Hey,

where's CJ at?

He's in the bedroom in the back.

I bet.

Okay. Okay.

Let's go see CJ.

Okay, yes. Nice to meet y'all. Yeah, all right.

Hey, yo, CJ, what up?

Hey, Travis.

What you doing here, man?

This here's my cousin Mike. He's got something he's got to talk to you about

right quick.

Hey, great to meet you, CJ. You have a really dope crib.

I'm gonna let y'all chat, but it's good to see you, Siege.

All right.

So what's up, bro?

What you trying to get?

Um, uh, well, uh... Um, Travis mentioned to me that

you... might be able to front me some money.

Money?

Uh, yeah, no, I mean, my dad just died, so, um, you know, we had to pay for the

funeral costs, hospital bills, and we just lost our house, so it's just kind

of hard to... How much you trying to get?

Um, I guess, like, um... $10,000 or... $15,000?

You're out your fucking money.

$8,000. I just need $8,000, and I'm straight. Bro, I could spot you like

five. You gotta pay me back six by next week, though. That's perfect.

Thank you. Whatever you can do, that works. Thank you.

Um... Do you do crypto at all, by chance?

You want me to send it in Ethereum or something? Yeah, that'd be ideal,

actually. Yeah.

For sure.

What's the address?

It's djdynamike.eth. It's d-j-d-y-n-a

-m-i-k-e.eth.

Want my sick Travis on you, you don't pay this back.

Nice. No, I'm serious.

Cousin's fucking crazy.

Yeah, yeah, he's a real goofball, that guy.

All right.

Sent.

Uh... Oh, yeah. Got it.

Okay, yeah, thank you so much, CJ. I really appreciate what you're doing for

me and my family, so thank you, CJ.

I appreciate it. You got that shit on your phone, bro?

Uh, yeah, why?

I don't know. I just keep most of my stuff in cold storage.

I had a buddy lose six figures all because his phone got stolen.

Really? Yeah.

Plus, I bet you keep selling the bottom and shit, right?

Put your keys on the hard drive, man.

And to save you from yourself.

Thank you, CJ. I appreciate that.

Take care, man.

All right, take care, everyone. Have a good one.

Later. Later.

All right, see you later, cuz.

Whoa, Travis, um, what are you doing?

Aren't you coming?

I'm just gonna chill with my homies, man. I miss them.

No, no, no, no. We gotta go, so... It's cool.

Don't you think that's, like, a bad idea? You know, not like a bad idea,

but... It's all good, man.

I'll see you back at the house, all right?

Yeah, I get that you're saying that now, but we got that thing. Hey, cuz, I

fucking said I'd see you back at the house, all right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's nice meeting you all.

Charlene.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

Nothing. I just was, um... I just wanted to come say hi.

Are you crying?

I don't know.

Oh, baby, here. Come inside. Come inside. Here.

Just be quiet. Everyone's asleep, okay?

Okay.

Well,

what's happening? What's going on?

It's Lorenzo.

Oh, my God. What happened? Did he sexually assault you?

No, no. He just...

He just doesn't want to see me anymore.

I'm so sorry about that. That's terrible.

He seemed like a really good guy.

Yeah, he was like a really good guy.

So, what happened?

He's mad because I gave him HPV.

Oh, wow.

HPV, huh?

Yeah, like the one with warts and stuff.

Damn, that's crazy.

Yeah.

I'm sorry. I should not have... No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's okay.

It's okay. Are you sure?

Yeah. I always love seeing my girlfriend.

Um... I don't think I really want to do the open relationship thing anymore.

I just... I just want to be with you.

That's, um... Yeah, me neither.

I'm... glad you're here.

I really thought for a moment.

I'm glad you're here.

So what are you up to?

Oh, I was just transferring my crypt to the cold storage.

God, that's so smart.

You are so smart. I would love to be as smart as you. What are you talking

about? You're so smart. Like, so smart.

Will you teach me?

What?

Crypto?

You want to learn about crypto?

Yeah, so if you really wanna make money, you gotta use decentralized exchanges.

That's where the small cap plays are. That's so amazing.

Yeah, but what I was working on earlier, I was transferring all my crypto onto

this drive right here. I can still check it on my phone like this, but I can't

sell without the drive, see?

Can't trade without the drive.

But what happens if you break the hard drive? Then you lose all of it?

No. I can still access it with my secret seed phrase.

Mmm, what's a seed phrase?

Actually, um... Yeah, you should probably know this in case something

ever happens to me. I keep my seed phrase in this text file right here on

my desktop called Ideas.

Click, sand, cliff, toe, awesome.

Yeah, it's just a bunch of random words that act as a password for your drive in

case you lose it.

As long as I have this computer or my drive, I can access my money.

If anything ever happens to me.

This is what you need, okay? Don't say that.

Nothing bad is ever going to happen to you.

God, I'm... What?

Nothing. I'm just kind of getting turned on, you know, talking about this. Oh,

yeah? Oh, you like teaching me about crypto?

It's just nice to have someone I can trust, you know,

with my seed to raise.

I've just been so alone lately.

I've just, I don't even know.

Oh, my gosh. I love you

so much. Oh, my God, Mike, I love you so much. I don't want to be with anyone

else but you.

Oh, my God. What?

I'm feeling, like, really hard right now. Really?

I don't think I've ever been this hard before in my life. Oh, my God, let me

touch it. Oh, my God, rock hard.

Yeah.

It's pretty hard. Yeah, yeah. Can I put it in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it.

Yeah, do it. Okay.

Okay, it's like hard to get in right now, but I think it's getting in. That's

okay.

I'm excited.

I'm excited. Forward and back.

It's really good. It's really good.

Oh, it fell out. That's okay. Just stick it back in. Okay, okay. Stick it back

in. Oh, my God. I think I'm coming. Should I pull out? No, no, no. Just come

inside of me. He fell out again.

Oopsie. Oh my God, I'm still coming.

You're coming? I'm still coming. Oh my God, Mike. I'm coming so hard.

Stop.

You did it.

God,

it came so hard.

Mike, we finally had sex.

Yeah.

Let's see what the fuss is all about.

I love you, Mike. I love you so much.

I love you too, Sean.

Things are finally looking up.

Go back to sleep, okay?

I need to go to school.

Oh, no, honey. It's Saturday.

There's no school, okay?

It's Friday.

Okay.

It is?

Yeah, and Daddy's not here.

Where's Grandma?

She's at work.

What time is it?

Oh, damn.

Um... And Travis didn't come home last night?

Dude, just take her to school.

Yeah, okay. I was gonna do that.

Okay, Sequoia, do you...

Okay.

Let's go to school, sweetie.

Okay. You got your books and everything?

Come on, let's go. Let's go.

Do you know where to go to school?

I go to school with Mrs. Rex.

Okay, Mrs. Rex.

Get out of here.

I got your phone.

Get your phone. Okay, come on, come on, come on.

All right, here we are. We're at school. This is really my school. What are you

talking about? This is your school.

This is it. This is nice. This is perfect school.

Hey, that little kid don't need to go to school.

Okay, they're not letting us in, so we're going to go the other way. Here we

go, here we go.

Come on. Come on. No, no, no. This way.

This is a great school.

Come on. You're going a little too slow. Okay.

Uncle Mike's got to go. And now you're going to go to any classroom, right?

When you get in those classrooms, you're going to say, I'm ready to learn. That's

what you're going to say.

Okay? All right.

All right. You have a good day. See you next week.

Hey, Charlene, I think you're on the phone right now, but if you leave your

name and number, I'll call you back whenever I get the chance.

Thanks.

Hey, Charlene, uh, I'm kind of freaking out right now.

Um, did you, uh, did you take my computer by chance? I mean, like, not,

like, take it, but, like, for, like, safekeeping, take it.

Okay, I'm talking to no one. Okay, all right, I'll talk to you later. Thank

you, bye.

Where's my computer at?

Where's the computer?

Where's the van?

Did Charlene take the van? Did she take the van, Vinny?

Vinny, Vinny. Hey, be serious.

Be serious.

Look at me.

Did Charlene take my computer?

I need you to be serious with me, okay? Be serious with me, alright? Are you

serious? I'm serious. Okay, let's get serious, alright. Alright.

Did you see my computer, okay? I gave you my computer. Did Charlene take the

computer? I gave you my computer.

Charlene took it.

I want a pizza.

Did Charlene take my computer, buddy?

Did she take it? Did she take it? Did she take it?

Yeah.

okay we're going we're going come on come on come on we're going hey

charlene it's mike again um yeah your

phone's uh just going right to voicemail which concerns me but it's okay because

we're outside your house now hey baby baby

Stay right here, will you? Stay right...

Come on, Charlie. Come on.

Come on, baby.

Come on. Hey, if you reach Charlene, I'll call you back whenever I get a

chance. I loved you and you did this to me.

Why?

Hey, everybody.

Hi.

Just trying to find my girlfriend. So if anyone knows where she's at, just DM me.

She's not picking up her phone or answering her door.

At her house, by the way. At my house.

She does have HPV, so if you're at any place that treats HPV, specifically one

of the bad kinds, you might run into my girlfriend who has HPV.

I actually might have HPV.

I have this medical-slash-psychological condition where I can't get full

erections.

I get partial erections that well, you know. They do the trick.

Charlene? Oh.

Hey, man.

I didn't know you was here.

Charlene inside?

Are you in on this?

I just wanted to come and apologize to her about how I was acting the last

couple days out here.

I said some pretty rude stuff to her.

Rude like what?

Like let's trick your dumb boyfriend and steal all of his crypto, huh?

Whoa, man. Come on, man. What are you talking about? You think I'm stupid,

huh? You think I'm so stupid? Oh, calm down, man. Oh, I'm a big idiot.

What's going on, man?

What are you doing? I hate what you can't see, huh?

Calm down, man. I'm gonna fuck you all.

Stay down, bro.

We gotta kick this guy's ass. He took my computer.

Grab it.

Grab it.

What are you saying?

Travis took the computer

Man, you gotta fucking sell me something. No, I told you. I'm not

giving you any more until your cousin pay me back everything.

What the fuck does that have to do with me, man? How are you gonna do me like

that? It's business. I don't know him. I know you.

A bag, man. A tiny bag. I'll give you $80 for a fucking taste. No, I need $6

,000.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Don't be mad at me. Be mad at your cousin, man.

No, you stand right here, okay? I got to talk to all my friends.

Stay right there.

Hey,

everyone. Have you seen my cousin?

Travis, cuz!

Just give me a minute, man, please. I need a minute, please. It's cool, it's

cool. I just want to know if you know where my computer's at.

Fuck!

What the fuck, man? Oh, my God!

Sorry, okay.

Dude, I welcomed you into the home!

helped you out you made me relapse i get that you're mad how the fuck are you

living on my floor after you borrow five thousand dollars you're not paying rent

you're not buying food i'm gonna get you so much money i swear to god i just need

to know what you did with my computer and my hard drive okay i sold it you

sold it yeah you're lucky like doobies fucking sell it i should fuck you up

because we're not mad okay we're not mad no man who'd you sell it to exactly I

don't know.

Get fucked.

Buy a new one.

I'm out of here. No, no. Chop, chop, chop. Please, please.

Okay.

Here, here. Look, look, look at this.

Look, look.

What the fuck is that?

$340,000. $300,000. What the fuck is that?

$136,000. Wait, I fucking know what it says.

What is it? It's money. It's my money. It's our money, okay?

What? I'm serious. I went all in on this NFT exchange. One market cap was at $10

million with heavy leverage. It's revolutionary. It uses AMM pools before

NFTs. This is a word. We're doing a big announcement today, buddy. Big

announcement. Devs are building.

Now it's at $300 million. I know what you're saying.

$300 with plenty of room to run.

Travis.

Retire. We're rich.

We can be rich.

You just need to help me.

What if we get you high again? Would that help me out? Dude, if I could do

that, I wouldn't be here right now!

Okay, uh, Vinny, uh, look for something, uh, that Travis can get high on, okay?

Okay. Check the glove box. Check the glove box.

Vinny.

Oh, this will work.

Oh, fuck yeah, this will work.

Vinny, please!

I don't even need to go home.

Buddy, we sold the home. Don't you remember, bud?

How you doing, guys?

You good?

We're doing good.

Hey!

I think it

smells a little too

much.

I haven't even listened to them yet. I just wanted to call you back and make

sure everything was okay.

Hi. Hi. Are you okay?

Yeah. Hello?

Everything's good, hon. Just running out with Travis.

You don't need anything?

Yeah.

Yeah,

yeah, everything's great, honey. Just cruising around with the boys. Yeah, a

few trips, maybe. Just going around.

Probably don't even like listening to their voicemails. That was it.

We're just gonna talk to him.

Vinny, we're just going to pull over. I'm going to drop you off, okay, buddy?

It's going to get a little dangerous here, okay?

Yeah, no, Fanny.

Vinny's just acting up. I'm going to have to probably get him out of the car

for a second. So I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it tonight.

Okay, well, if you're so busy, maybe I'll just call Lorenzo back. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, just hang out with Lorenzo. Yeah, he's great. He's a good guy.

Are you kidding?

Do you seriously not care if I go?

Vinny, I'm going to drop you off here, okay, buddy?

Come on, Vinny.

Vinny!

Come on, buddy, get out of the car.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, come on, come on.

All right, Vinny, you've got to play a game, all right?

Look at me. You're going to stay right here, and I'll come back for you later,

okay? Got it. Okay.

up here

We have to hurry.

I'll be right back.

Don't do anything crazy, man.

Don't do anything crazy.

He fucked Paul!

Vinny!

Vinny!

Michael.

What's up, man?

How you doing back there?

I didn't tell you what happened.

Why? What happened?

When I first got in there, it was just this one guy.

And I swear, I knew him from somewhere.

Like from a past life.

Or from this life. Or a future life.

Or maybe it was because I sold him the computer earlier.

But he was freaking out.

And I was trying to calm him down.

But some people just won't listen, you know?

It's all good, though. I told him about the computer.

But that was all just one big misunderstanding.

Then I know where this other guy shows up.

I don't spoke easy, Mike, but this guy, he's scaring me.

Vinny!

It's all good.

We got it figured out.

Everyone calm down.

Now I was able to get my bearings,

get the computer.

He was hidden in the form of his Son, Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

And Jesus Christ was hidden in the form of me.

I've been out there looking for so long.

And he was right there the whole time.

And I treated my son so badly.

I didn't know, man.

I didn't know.

You stare the whole time at me.

Oh, I love you buddy, I love you.

What is it?

He formatted it.

What does that mean?

What is that?

He deleted everything.

He...

Deleted the money?

Beep beep boom boom boom Beep beep boom boom boom Beep beep boom boom

boom

Oh, no, you're not fit.

Are you ready?

Oh, I need to go.

Right here.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, come on.

Okay, I need to go.

It's a fun puzzle you got here, bud.

Yep.

You sleep good?

Having good dreams?

Yep. Yeah?

You're cool.

Okay.

Yo.

Hey, Trav.

Where are you going?

I don't know, man.

Probably jail.

I'm serious, dude. I'm done.

I can't be out here like this.

I'm sorry, man.

It's all good, man.

If it wasn't this shit, it'd be something else.

I don't know, man. I just thought...

This part of my life was behind me, but it's not.

It's never gonna be.

That's just the way it is, man. I'm an addict.

Yeah.

All right, I gotta head.

Where are you going?

Here.

This is for you.

What's that for? It's from selling your shit.

No, no, no. No, no, I can't. I can't. I can't.

If I take that, I'm gonna figure out a way to get fucked up on it. So you just

gotta do me a favor, and you gotta keep it.

Thank you, man.

I love you, man.

Hey, I love you too, Gus.

Hey, bud.

You hungry?

Yeah.

I ain't hungry.

We're gonna get two number twos, large, some jumbo popcorn chicken, and a corn

dog.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Yep, that's about it.

Oh, and are you guys still hiring?