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Where's the body?

The coroner took it already.

Do you have any idea I found the body?

Some kid coming back from football practice tripped over the body.

I want to keep this area cordoned off.

I want to lose any evidence because of some damn carelessness.

You might want to know this. After she was stabbed, whoever did it carved a pentagram into her stomach.

I don't need that getting out to the press. I need answers. You keep the press away.

Whatever you have to do.

I'm sorry, but I just got off the phone with a new client. He's got a problem and I said we can probably help him with it.

I'm gonna hear this, alright? You still don't understand the powers involved. What is it?

Well, his name is Mr. Combs. And he owns Frightland. It's one of those halloween attraction things with haunted houses.

There's a murder that occurred on his property and the police want to shut him down.

He wants us to take a look at it. Did you tell Mr. Combs that I am not a private investigator?

That I am a psychic investigator. That I do stuff in paranormal superstitious things.

Things that involved a supernatural. Did you explain that?

I told all of that to him. And what he said is that besides the murder,

a lot of people have been being scared off. They see things or hear things or whatever.

And he even said, you know, he tried to explain that it was a haunted house. They're gonna see and hear things like that.

But still the police are on him. And he just doesn't want to be shut down. If he shut down, his business is done.

Did you explain to him that our charge is $300 a day plus expenses?

And it's fine with him. He wants to see us later tonight.

Okay. I'll tell you what we'll do. He's worried about people seeing him and, you know, having this whole thing exposed.

That's the problem here? Right.

We'll go in as a magic act. Okay? Okay.

You be a magician. I'll be your... I guess I'm gonna have to be your assistant.

And that way no one will ask questions. That sounds like a good idea.

When did he want to meet with us? He wants to meet with us later tonight.

And where is this haunted house? It's up near Wilmington, Delaware in Carter County somewhere.

Okay, fine. Fine. Fine. Tell him it's a go and I'll get the props ready. Okay, great.

And don't bother me again! Alright.

So John, have you determined what the exact cause of death was?

Yeah, it's what I would have figured.

Hey, listen. Any idea what weapon was used?

Carving. Ah, yeah, just looking out the window.

The little kid just wiped that out and, like, fell on his head.

Listen. Can you fax those results to my office right away?

No, I'm thinking it might be best if I just head right over to the hayride.

Yeah, I'll be in the office right after that. 9-30-10.

Okay? Alright, get those results over here.

Okay, yeah, I'll pick them up. Thanks, John. I'll see you then.

Alright, that's all.

Hello, hey guys. How you doing? Nice to see you being co-op.

How you doing? Everybody, come on out. I got somebody I want you to meet.

This is Jeff and Jolene. Alright, how you doing?

They'll be doing a magic attack tonight for the people waiting in line to get through the haunted house.

Oh, cool. This is my partner, Frank Ames.

Cliff? Cliff and Desiree. Do you want to get my show around?

See you later. See you later.

You guys excuse us for a couple minutes, okay? Sure.

You know, I still don't like this idea of having the supernatural investigator here.

I think we should just sell this property and take a tiny little profit.

I've told you before, I've worked too hard to get to where we're at now to stop.

This is my dream. Well, it's not mine.

Well, it's too bad because I own 51% of it and what I say gets.

Now what I need you to do is go set up that next exhibit.

I don't want any more accidents, you understand?

I wonder what Desiree would have made of this murder.

I may not believe in all that supernatural junk she professed to believe,

but she certainly had a sixth sense about crimes, like those murders in New York City.

Where are the bodies, ma'am?

I don't know. They're somewhere in the building. I'm not really sure.

I know I see something dark and something white.

I see things too, lady. I'd like to see my bed.

Detective Cohen here. I found another body in the elevator shaft.

You guys better get down here, of course, and back up.

This is Cohen calling in another stiff here.

I got another one in the bathroom.

Another junkie, huh?

No!

Julie, what are you doing?

Oh, you're skittish, aren't we?

In this case, I guess so.

Sorry. I was just in a hurry to see my guy.

Your guy?

Yeah, my guy.

Hey, how are you?

So did you have any luck? Did you find out who killed that girl?

The autopsy didn't tell us anything we don't already know.

I just know it has something to do with that here, right?

I just don't know what.

I wonder if Desiree could help me with this case.

I mean, I don't believe in that supernatural ghost crap.

She had a sick sense of hotlings.

I thought we agreed not to talk about your ex-girlfriend.

Let's see if I can take your mind off of all of this.

This is our little light before Christmas theme.

This is fucking age crazy.

It works, don't it?

Santa comes out of here, all bloody, I reckon.

That's nice.

And this is the kitchen.

That's the way he opened the fridge to see if he got some cold rooms in there.

That's cute. Is this another one of your little tricks?

Sure it is. You can handle it.

This is the library then.

Cute little picture we got going on, getting a little pen like that.

Any funny stuff going to happen in here?

Oh, no.

Oh, miracle.

Actually, it does, but the guy's out here running, and it's kind of from behind the wall.

But we'll show you that.

Here. Let me show you where you're going to perform.

Straight down the hill here.

This is your stage, center of attraction.

That'll work. There's plenty around.

This is the cream of the crop. Any trap doors?

Yeah, I think.

That's what I'm thinking about.

We will make that available.

Erica, I got a question for you.

Did you know that a girl got killed out here in the field?

No. She didn't work here, but she's from town.

Any idea why somebody would want to do that?

No, that's horrible. No one should have to die like that.

Yeah, you could say that again.

Thanks for the tour, but I'm getting kind of hungry.

Do you want to grab something to eat?

Yeah.

You know what? You got to nix me. I got things to do.

All right.

You should go out and get something to eat.

All right. Do me a favor.

Doggy back.

Doggy back.

Hungry.

All right, let's go. I'll follow you.

All right.

Some Houdini tricks tonight.

How many people remember Houdini started out as a magician before becoming an escape artist?

And he invented a lot of really cool stuff like the zig-zag box here and all.

So October is kind of my Houdini tribute month.

I'll be doing some stuff for him.

I think that I'll start out, though,

showing you all the stuff a little trick that you can learn and do for your friends.

You want to learn a trick?

Yeah? Okay.

Houdini magicians will teach you how to do a trick.

But I'm going to cheat here.

Now that the unknown magician is gone, somebody's got to do it.

What you need to do for this trick is take a card and put a dot on it.

How many dots do I have on this side?

One.

One. Very good. How many on this side?

Four.

Four. Good. How many on this side?

Two.

Well, two. One, two. One under my hand is three.

And how many on this side?

Six.

Six. Very good.

So there's one on this side, four on this side, three on this side, and six on this side, right?

Right.

Easy enough.

Easy.

Easy. You want to do it?

All right. Who wants to see how to do this trick?

It's pretty simple. It's pretty simple.

A lot of people like it.

Does anyone want to take a guess at how this trick is done first?

Two dots.

Two dots.

Okay, I cover this dot to make one, cover up the blank space so it looks like three, right?

One, two, one under my hand for three. Easy enough?

Yeah.

Okay. On the other side of the card, you want to put four dots?

Actually, five. Right.

You cover up this dot to make four, cover up the blank space to make six. Easy enough?

Easy.

Okay, there's going to be a test. How many dots do you put on the other side of the card?

Six.

Three, right?

How many dots on the far side?

Six.

Six? Ooh, very good. You're watching.

Six on this side, three on this side. How many on this side again?

Eight, right?

Okay, well, you followed it pretty much.

I'm going to do you another...

There you go. There you go.

This is a scarf routine that you had a lot of fun with.

There's some scary stuff out there on the trail. There's also some out in the islands.

I think they're going to have a good time.

We don't have anyone out front yet, do we?

Yeah, you do. Come on.

When you all come out in a little while, I'll do some stuff to get you all up here to help me.

I'm going to show you a trick now that I had to learn while I was in high school.

I was forced to learn this trick, actually. I was failing geometry.

I never could understand all the shapes, the triangles, the squares, and all of that.

It never made any sense to me. I don't know, you all have that problem?

I really stuck with that.

But I was failing, and I told the teacher, I said, you know, is there something I could do some way that I could pass this class?

And she said, it wouldn't have to be a miracle. So I said, all right.

What I'll do is I'll take this short rope, this medium length rope, and this long rope,

and I'll make them all the same length.

I said, if I could do that, would you pass me in the class?

And she said, sure, it can't be done. What the heck? Go for it.

So I brought the ends up in my hand, just like this,

reached in my pocket to get some magic woofle dust.

Never heard about that before, right?

Pulled on the ends and got three ropes. They were pretty close to the same length right there.

It was one, two, three ropes all the same length.

And I thought that would have done it, but she wasn't happy with that.

She says, I know you do the magic stuff. It's just a trick. I'm going to fail you anyway.

And I said, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

If I can make all three ropes back the way they were, can I pass the class?

She says, okay, this time series, you can do it because I know there's nothing else in your hand.

So I brought the ends up, pulled out the short rope, the medium rope,

and the long rope, and passed the class.

That's what you can do next time you're in geometry. How about that?

Better do another Houdini classic here with a little twist on it.

Put on newspaper.

Say hello to a news service client.

I'm going to have a head down, smoke a joint drink of beer, take it and toss him through it.

We're out front, mechanical problems, shut the house down, call the cops, okay?

You son of a bitch.

What was the last thing you saw?

I didn't see anything.

You didn't see any...

I didn't see anything.

Did you see goblins, ghosts, vampires? You just came in and surprised a dead guy.

No, I'm sorry. No, I just looked at it.

It's your boyfriend, so you do know him. It's coincidence, isn't it?

You don't know anything else. You didn't see anything.

Did you see Casper, a ghost, anything? You just come in. Do you know your name?

What's your name? Can you talk to me? Can you talk to me?

My boyfriend was just killed.

Yeah, I know. This is the dead body. That's what we're working on.

Can you take me through what happened?

I came in here looking for him and I couldn't find him.

Okay, there we go.

And then I came in and I tripped and I looked dead.

Okay, that's what we're looking for.

Came looking for him. When was the last time you saw him? Hours ago? Last week?

Not even now. Like 45 minutes.

You know what? That's all right. Thanks for your help. You know what?

Can you leave and get Combs to come in here?

Can you not be a dick? God!

You want to see me?

Yeah, listen, Mr. Combs, I'm going to have to shut your hair right now.

Over what? It's a frickin' accident.

You're for real? An accident?

Yeah, I'm for real.

It's a goddamn mole-ling!

Yeah, by a badger. He cornered a badger in here with her kids.

I've seen it before, not on a human, but I know what it is.

That's a pretty creative theory you've got there, but I'll tell you what.

The coroner's going to decide how he died.

Well, you don't have to see my attorney shut me down.

There's going to take more than you say in it, because I know you can't.

Well, I'll be by the phone, okay?

Well, that's fine. You're here for my attorney, too.

What are you doing here?

After we split up, I moved here and took this job.

I think I should be asking, what are you doing here?

Oh, Cliff and I were just performing for the weekend.

You know this guy?

Yeah, I met him this afternoon. Jesus, God!

No, I didn't see anything at all. Cliff and I were performing.

God, what happened?

Listen, thanks for your help, okay?

Yeah.

Where can I contact you if I have any more questions?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm staying at the hotel in the 13th, 12 years of your number.

You can contact me there, but I'm going to be here tomorrow performing again.

Listen, be careful.

What happened?

That's what we don't know.

I don't even want you to look at that.

Can you do me a favor and send Frank Gaines in?

Yeah.

Frank Gaines?

Yes.

I assume you've been here all day.

Have you seen anything suspicious out of the ordinary?

Something that you thought needed to be questioned?

I don't think at all.

I was told that you ran into Jolene as she was running out of the haunted house.

Is that right?

Yeah, she was terrified. She just found her boyfriend Jeff dead.

Did you see anything? Did you see anyone or anything?

Just the people going in now the house.

Erica, what about maybe an animal?

Maybe like a vicious bear, a goblin with claws, a cat with fangs, maybe an animal you think?

I heard there are wild animals around there, but I haven't seen any.

You haven't seen any, though.

How often would you say the crowds go through?

About every 20 minutes or so.

So whatever happened, had to have happened in less than 20 minutes.

Yes.

But nobody heard anything. We've got crowds of people.

There's a lot of screams around here. I mean, it's natural.

Nobody would think a second thought about it.

You want to phone the car?

Go ahead. But I've got to get back to the crowd, so if you have any other questions?

Yeah. Now, if I think of anything, I'll let you know, all right?

Okay.

Detective Pio?

Jeez, it took you long enough to get here.

If there was an accident on the road, I'm sorry.

I don't want to hear any excuses.

What I want you to do is start looking around for any signs of an animal.

All right. I'll be in here. You head that way.

All right. Anything. Any signs of an animal?

Joe, we have to talk.

You haven't been returning any of my phone calls.

It's like you're ignoring me.

It's this case.

That the girl was murdered in the cornfield and the guy who died at the hayride?

I suppose it has nothing to do with seeing your ex-girlfriend.

I didn't say that.

Is that why you haven't called me? You've been thinking about her.

No. I've been thinking about this case. Not everything is about Desiree.

Or for you, for that matter.

Listen, I'm sorry. You're right. I don't own you. But I do care for you.

Listen, if you need some space, if I'm trying to go too fast, just say so.

I don't know what I want, Julia.

I love Desiree because our lifestyles are so different.

She believes in that supernatural crap. Obviously I don't.

We're just incompatible. Like we just weren't meant to be.

I don't even know if I'm ready for another relationship right now.

Can you understand that?

Of course I can. When you're ready, I'll be here.

Thanks, Julia.

Goodbye, Joe.

Jess, death was no accident.

I'm sorry. Excuse me?

No. All this crazy shit going on here, why don't you go to the police?

Well, I don't trust the police.

I mean, Jeff and I have had our share of runnings with the law.

And when that cop questioned me the other night, God, he was such an asshole.

I just remembered what they were like.

And they won't help me.

Why are you telling me this?

Well, I overheard Mr. Combs and Mr. James talking about why you're really here.

And do you really think this has something to do with the supernatural?

Yes, ma'am. I don't know. All I know is that people are turning up dead.

Left and right. No one knows anything. And I'm gonna find out.

That's all I know. I'm gonna find out, too.

Listen, I gotta go. We'll talk later, okay?

Yeah, sure.

Jolene, come here a minute. How you doing?

Um, I'm okay. I gotta keep working.

Look, I don't want you to think I'm callous.

We've got a lot riding on this.

A lot of people want to see this going. We have to...

It's like I say, go on with the show, okay?

I know. I know.

Good. Can you do me a favor?

Sure.

The line's backing up. Go get another wagon, put it in the loop,

so we can load up some more people, okay?

No problem.

Just take a deep breath and keep going.

I will. Thanks, honey.

Don't park that there! What are you doing?

You're still here?

Yeah, I'm still here.

Karner, he's determined that Jeff's death wasn't beat in action.

Evidence is some sort of animal.

You're off the hook, Bruce.

But I'll tell you, he would have determined otherwise

that this place would have been shut down.

Well, isn't that too bad?

Why don't you go, like, try to solve the cases that have harassed me?

Not much you know more than you're telling.

Do what I'm paying you to, and how about helping keep this monkey off my back?

Do you have to go there?

I mean, really, no.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I am following up on some leads.

Combs hired us to see what was going on in this place.

He didn't want it shut down.

And what do you think is happening?

What do I think?

Yeah, what do you think is happening?

Don't you understand?

There's some force, some entity.

It needs to be released.

Don't you see it?

Oh, I forgot where I was talking to.

You know, I swear you've been watching too many episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Really.

Next you're going to be telling me, you know what?

I think that place is a nexus for supernatural forces.

Oh, Sherlock Holmes, I guess you have all the answers, huh?

Apparently you can't, because you haven't yet.

Do you know what's going on?

I'm going to rule out Bigfoot, and Casper the Ghost, and the goblins, Ronald McDonald, the Hamburglar...

Wait, don't tell me.

Yeah, why?

It's like a Jeffrey Dahmer kind of a guy going around, right? Is that what you think?

You know, we have a slick serial killer. It's not a joke. It's not a little mystical force.

It's not something out of a happy new year.

A slick serial killer?

Yeah, a slick shrewd serial killer who knows damn well what he's doing.

He's sending decoys all over the place.

And you can't find him, right?

People are running around. Nobody knows anything.

Inspector Clujot can't find him.

Because I haven't had one answer from anybody.

Oh, so you think someone's going to walk around and go,

that's why you're supposed to be a...

Maybe it's somebody who wants to close Combs Hay Ride.

No, seriously. I've been looking into its history.

Do you know there's a fire there last year?

One of the workers died, and Combs, he was cleared of any negligence.

But what if somebody from the family is out for revenge?

Okay, look. I heard about the fire.

Okay.

That, my dear, I think is stretching your thing.

Oh, but werewolves and goblins isn't.

And another thing. Just hear me out. Another thing.

Combs' partner wants to sell the property to a developer.

But Combs isn't into it.

And Combs owns 51% of the business, so they have to do what Combs says.

Motive.

Okay, all right. You got a point there.

And that's all really nice and dandy, and you did your homework.

But it still doesn't explain the feelings I'm getting.

Listen, I know something's going to go down.

I just don't know what.

You've got to trust me on this.

You remember?

I went out on a limb for you in that kidnapping case.

You made me look like a goddamn fool.

I'm sorry, okay?

That, you know, not everything's 100% proof.

Oh, no.

Okay? I'm sorry about that.

You know, all right. So there's a little botch up there. Big deal.

I mean, we had something special, and, you know, you just, poof, walked off.

Why?

That's right. I just couldn't take it anymore.

You actually believe all that national inquisitor crap

with the goblins and the bigfoot and the space aliens.

National empire. I think you mean the same.

Okay, yeah, that's a more reputable paper. Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of.

Listen, I tried to ignore all that and just love you for yourself,

but you get too wrapped up in all that crap.

I had to get away.

I'm sorry you feel that way, but it's something I had to do.

I mean, can't you understand that?

In a way, I can't. I betcha.

Well, I mean, you do your thing.

Besides all that, I miss you, you know?

I mean, isn't there anything I could do that would make you stay or change your mind?

How about that?

Oh!

Oh, baby, I'm bigfoot.

You're getting slower. You're getting slower, detective man.

You're not bigfoot. I'm bigfoot, you monster.

You're calling me bigfoot.

Oh, God.

Is that how bigfoot acts?

No. Bigfoot's rather big.

Why, you have something to prove?

I'm bad.

You're not bigfoot when you do this?

No.

Does bigfoot tickle?

What is bigfoot doing?

Big, scary monster. You look on the wall.

I think your job made you a little...

Did it?

Yes, did it.

Cool. Cool shot.

I don't really know anything. You're all regards.

You didn't get one answer, did you?

I'm asking questions.

I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything. I was here all day.

Bigfoot, it was bigfoot.

You came in and bigfoot started tickling me.

I'm like, bigfoot was tickling you?

I'm kidding. I can't believe it.

He's like, he tickles us.

He was scary.

That's all you got.

That guy aches.

Like, you were here, right?

That little Jolene, she's coming to startle.

She's a little like...

I don't know anything. They didn't even see anything.

She came up to me and she's like,

That's all I needed at the moment.

They got to her.

And she wants to know. No one was supposed to know about that.

I was just supposed to be some magic trick, basically.

You were just a magic trick.

Was it funny? Was it a magic trick funny? Was it funny?

Okay. Alright. That is funny. It's bigfoot.

That's right. Turn the paper away.

I didn't like you.

No.

Wait. I got a vision.

Are they in your belly?

It's a female alien.

I can't believe I left her stuck to your belly.

She's here.

I left her stuck to your belly.

She's here with her and she's coming for you.

What did you do?

My lip was stuck to your belly.

You know why?

I think it was the aliens.

It was.

It was a female alien.

And her name is...

Hold on.

What do you feel?

It sounds like...

Sounds like Glory. Sounds like Glory.

Sounds like Glory.

Glory.

Glory.

Glory.

Alien Lord. I read about that girl.

Did you really?

That was like the only real document of alien in history.

I will agree with that.

So you were there?

Yeah.

I heard she had a thing for you.

I heard that she was a psycho.

I know. That was different.

It was one of those crazy people that you have to lock up and put away.

That she thought she was an alien and had a thing for you.

And was leaving that side of your door.

See, what happened is I met her and I asked her questions and she just stood there.

Oh, I don't know. I don't understand anything. I don't know.

How does that happen?

How?

These people are so honest.

You were trying the weirdest fucking people.

I have no idea.

My job, maybe it is aliens. I don't know.

I don't know.

That's what it is, huh?

I always knew you were different.

I don't know. I was here all day. I haven't seen anything.

I wish I could get you whacked.

Oh, I forgot.

You only jacked weird ones.

It might be the most normal one you had.

I didn't hear anything.

Excuse me.

You have a black bar.

You have a black bar.

Oh, it's such a lie.

Look.

Listen, you're not exactly straight yourself.

It all balances out in your hand.

You just showed up there.

You better watch yourself. I'm serious.

There's a dangerous mental case out there.

Yes, and it's in the formula.

No. No. No, I'm serious.

I am serious.

Watch out.

I'll really shrewd serial killer.

You still have that.

Yeah, they're smart. They're calculated.

Every move is strategic.

That's why they're dangerous.

They're not dangerous.

What can I just say?

I'm serious.

You're in bed with me.

There's guys on the corner that give you a wallet.

You're not understanding this concept.

You're in bed with me.

And you're talking about your job.

You're talking about your job.

I started talking about my job.

You did with that.

The glory of the glory alien you brought it up.

That's what I mean.

Just forget your job.

I already forgot it.

A good evening.

I don't know where I work.

What is it?

I just got a call. I found Jolene's body. She's dead.

It's like a nightmare.

All right, let me...

Let me just...

Let me just get ready, okay?

Well, that's it, Coombs.

Jolene's death was definitely not an accident.

And I'm shutting the goddamn place down.

You are that fucking your old girlfriend. This is what happened.

I don't know for you.

I got a goddamn job to do.

I need you to fuck off my property.

That's what you need to do.

And you've been a lot of help, too.

Take you and Cliff and pack your shit and get the fuck out of here, too.

All right. All right, not a problem.

When you come here, you're supposed to be working.

No, no, that's cool. That's cool.

We'll pack up and we will leave.

What the hell happened in here?

What's up, Cliff? Just pack your things up. We've been fired.

The man over there feels that we don't need to work here.

We need back at the hotel.

You gotta get back here right away. Coombs is dead.

Turn this fuck up. Time for you to die.

Hey, Miss Fucka.

You scared yet?

Damn it, how is this burger?

Desiree.

Desiree.

Time to wake up.

It's time for the mating to begin.

Come on.

Wake up.

What?

Nate, what the fuck are you talking about?

What the hell is this?

For too long, I've been your lackey, Desiree.

Go here, Cliff. Do this, Cliff.

Be my little errand boy, Cliff. And for what?

You never even looked at me twice.

What are you talking about?

Joe was your true love.

Even after he left, you pined over him.

But not anymore.

That's not what this is about.

You wanna know what this is about?

This is about immortality.

This is my last chance. I have planned for this.

It's the last Halloween before the new millennium.

My last chance to release the demon Krotos.

And in exchange, get immortality.

I will be a god.

What are you, out of your fucking mind, you moron?

Let me go.

Let you go.

Let me go, let me go, Cliff.

Let you go. Not after all the careful planning I've done.

I mean, who do you think killed that girl in the cornfield?

Or mutilated Jeff and Jolene, huh?

There had to be small sacrifices.

Oh man, you're crazy. You're fucking nuts. That's your problem.

Yeah, well, you are about to become the bride of Krotos.

Try all you want. Those don't come off.

Fried my ass, I'm up.

Yes, you're the lucky winner of the trip to Torment,

where you will bear the Krotos' children and offspring.

You fucking believe in all that shit?

Believe in it.

You believe in it?

Just what to see.

Oh man, you are so jaded. It's not even funny.

God, Cliff, just let me go. You're not gonna get anything out of this.

Poor, poor Desiree. You just don't understand, do you?

There is no room for discussion.

I can't have you reciting any of your little spells now, can I?

Erika here has been helping me with my little plan for some time now.

Even I can't be in two places at once.

Oh gosh, look at the time. It's time for you to meet Krotos.

By all the powers of hell,

come forth great Krotos and claim your bride.

Accept our sacrifice and grant us eternal life.

Desiree, Dad and you, you're not gonna kill you back there.

I can understand why you thought I was the killer.

You thought Cliff was dead and that I had murdered him.

Why don't we just get you to a hospital, okay?

I don't think you're that good. Come on, let's go.

And the doctor said that I find him pretty deep.

I'll be alright.

But I want to tell you, I was lying in the hospital and didn't get a chance to make a couple of calls.

And it kind of sums up everything.

It turns out that Erika, she was an old girlfriend of Cliff's.

So he obviously convinced her to join him in his little plan for revenge.

And then it looks like she was the one who must have knocked me out.

And then Cliff must have put the damn sweater on me.

So, where does that leave us?

Well, with Cliff gone, don't you need a new assistant?

Are you applying for the job?

Absolutely. I was thinking I'd like to get to know the boss a little better.

I think that could be arranged.

Oh, don't make me laugh, it hurts. Don't make me laugh. Don't start talking about elegance.

You have somewhere you're supposed to be right now.

You're supposed to be right here.

No, right here. You're right here.