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All right, game seven. Here we go.

This cake is good. I don't know what it's doing there.

All right, that's a good start.

Why are you shooting that?

What's wrong with you? Oh, man, I don't know.

All right, yes.

No, we don't understand. This is way too long. It's not the right, it's not, it

just doesn't, it just, I don't feel pretty in it. Honey, you are beautiful.

What are you talking about? It's too fucking long.

It's, it's freaking see-through. Honey, what are you talking about? You are

beautiful. The dress is beautiful.

It accentuates all the room. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Big game here. Big game.

What's going on? Why are you wearing my fucking wedding cape? What the hell?

What the hell?

What is wrong with you?

Why would you shoot? Hold on. Why is he shooting that? How? It's a game.

Why aren't you getting my wedding cake?

I can't remember.

There's two weeks until the wedding.

Well, that's my time to get a new cake.

He has plenty of time to get a new cake.

It's two weeks. Are you insane?

Call a timeout. Oh, my God. Fuck.

What are we going to do? What are we going to do? Your dress is beautiful.

It's not. Nothing's wrong with you. I know. Can you please just...

Have some respect here. What's the game? Respect?

You're getting my fucking wedding cake.

We have two weeks until the wedding. We can't get a new one. Well, two weeks,

please. I'm getting it. This is a disaster, Mom. Take a breath. You put

the wedding cake down, for God's sake. Put it down.

Hello? What? Put down the wedding cake. I want you to practice the dance. The

dance? Yes, with your stepdaughter. You know the dance you guys are supposed to

do? The father-daughter dance?

That's a great idea.

Oh, my gosh. What is going on? Okay.

Put the cake down. Look at me.

It's game seven.

Put the cake in the fridge.

You get up. Put it down in the fridge.

There you go.

Daughter, dance.

Right.

Two weeks. We have two weeks, people.

Your dress is working beautifully.

Nice.

He's still watching the game.

We're watching the game together.

What's your wedding? Wait, is today the wedding? There better not be any game.

It's in two weeks!

Oh my gosh! What's in two weeks?

My wedding!

Oh, then what's the rush?

Let me watch the game.

Keep dancing.

We need to show her this dress is going to be perfect. I can't afford to buy

another dress in the next two weeks.

I can't afford it. Have it all for her. Winning her.

I heard that.

I'm sure you did.

You did.

Aww. See, here we go. It's so beautiful.

See, Tennessee, see, it's making me happy. Very happy. Keep going. Keep

going. Well,

that's why you don't wear freaking flip-flops.

Well, listen.

Will you two stop fighting? You look beautiful, honey. So beautiful. Just

keep going.

This is going to be great.

This is going to be great.

So great.

Do people still dance at weddings?

Oh, my God. I don't know.

You guys are supposed to know. You guys got married, like, years ago.

Yeah, when did we get married? What, uh, was it, was it April?

I don't fucking remember.

Wow, okay.

I show you, I'm so nice to you, and I, what?

This is ridiculous.

You're still watching the game, and I'm not sure Mom's eating my freaking cake

right now. Hey, whoa, hey, hey, yo, what about the diet?

Yo, yo, what?

The diet?

The diet. I'm not eating the cake, and I don't need to be on a diet. You don't

really work.

No, sweetie, no.

That's what your stepdad did. You know what? This is disrespectful to our,

your, you know, to her. Wedding. Right? Wedding. What am I?

It's a wedding. It's a wedding.

Yeah, it's disrespectful to her wedding. I don't think I need to hear it. Why do

you have to answer my questions?

She's really, she has this beautiful dress. It's a dress. All right. All

right. She doesn't even recognize me in it.

What's wrong?

I don't feel right.

Well, yeah, because it's going to be your husband, right? No, because you

keep stepping on my dress.

You two, stop fighting.

You look beautiful. Hey, why are you stealing the cake?

I know.

Whoa,

whoa, whoa.

Mom,

tell guys something's so freaking weird.

It's not being weird.

It's just trying to help you. Oh, yeah, just helping. Just helping.

Dancing. No.

Just running.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

You're going to rip my dress.

You don't even like the dress.

You don't even like the dress. Oh, thank you. I can't get ripped, though.

I can't wait to get married so I can leave this crazy family. Oh, my God.

Crazy family?

It's all black at the end because you've been selling on it. I need to fix it

now. Are you going to pay to get it cleaned? Can you not? I already paid $20

for the cake. What the fuck more do you want from me?

He doesn't even know when the wedding is. He's not going to fix it. The cake

is eight. The wedding is in, what,

a week?

Two weeks. Two weeks? Two weeks.

Oh, my God.

There's like half of the cake fucking gone.

I can get you a new cake. I'll get you a new cake, and I'll get some baking soda.

That'll be good as new. I'm so sorry, sweetie, but you look beautiful. I do

not look beautiful. You're my mom. You're supposed to say that to me.

I don't know what to say to my uncle.

Can you just get Dad? He'll tell me the truth if I look pretty or not.

Sure.

Sweetie, will you come in here and help your daughter?

Of course she looks beautiful and everything will be fine.

What everything will be fine? You are the most beautiful stepdaughter I've

ever seen.

Me? It's not just me. Oh, the florist is calling.

Perfect timing.

Let me go to fiscal and we'll get it all to you. Okay.

Hello?

Yes, yes. What's up?

What do you need help with?

My dress is all a mess. There's all these spots on it. It almost got ripped

earlier. We can take it to the... You ate my cake?

I ate, like, a little bit. Your mother ate more of the cake than me, I'm going

to be honest.

I heard that. But you know what? That cake wasn't that good anyway.

You don't have to be thankful that we weren't taking it to the lake.

You know? I mean, you've always liked chocolate better anyway.

You don't want that raspberry bullshit.

Right? Am I right?

Yes. Yeah, I guess.

Let's see what the video looks like.

Yeah.

Okay.

I don't even know how to put it on.

You just, you know, do the, yeah.

It's perfect.

Yeah, see? Look how great you look.

You look beautiful.

You look so beautiful.

You look, honestly, you look more beautiful than your mother.

So great, yes.

It doesn't feel secure, though.

Yeah, well, it's got to go. Hold on.

Just hold it. Yeah, okay.

Yeah. And then, let me...

Stand over a little bit.

Aww,

you do look good in this.

Yep, I will come to you in a moment.

Okay.

What?

Shh.

So you're not really going to leave this crazy family, are you?

Dad, I can't promise that.

I can come to you.

I don't want to fix this, babe.

Okay, sounds good.

Okay, perfect. I'll be there soon. Okay.

All right. I'm going to... Where did your phone go?

Okay. I'm going to get everything taken care of. It'll be perfect. Okay? I'm

going to go by the florist. I will make sure we have baking soda, soda water,

whatever we need for your dress. We'll get it all fixed up. It'll be amazing.

Okay? Okay. Perfect. Okay.

I'll be back soon, sweetie.

Just be us, you know?

Give us your greatness.

Is this going

to help me with my veil?

This is going to help you with everything.

Okay.

I guess I'll always be able to come home if things don't work out with Tommy.

Right. Right.

Don't worry about Tommy right now.

This is making me relax.

This is so stressful.

The hump.

Fuck.

Okay.

You sure? Yeah.

Oh, fuck, you're so good.

That's it.

Suck those balls.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

I don't know what I'm saying.

I don't know.

Please what? Please, Daddy, please.

Oh my god, fuck, you're so deep!

Fuck you. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Did you get there on time?

It's just you.

Yeah.

Just remember, you're always allowed to come back home, okay?

Things don't work out. Okay.

Okay.

Okay,

honey.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were... We're changing.

Good news, though. I got all of your flowers, everything ready.

And I got the stuff to fix your dress, the baking soda and all of that.

Here, let me see this.

We don't want to get it all wrinkled, sweetie.

Here. I just want to make sure.

See something really quick.

Oh, my gosh. This is so huge. There we go. Okay, perfect.

And let's just make sure. One thing.

I talked to the lady who got the cast from me. We just want to make sure it's

like this. Oh, great. Perfect. Yeah, that's right where we want it to be. It

looks good? Yeah, you're going to be so beautiful. Two weeks, everything will be

ready, okay?

Okay. All right. Well, let's get to it. Let's get this mess cleaned up, don't

worry.