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Seok, did you know your twin cousins are coming today?

Cousins?

The twins? Oh!

- Hey, who told you to do that? - Right.

- Do as I tell you to do. - My twin cousins.

- Teleport! - Except for a mole on one of their necks,

- they looked exactly alike. - Fast. I can see the after-image.

But they had totally different characters.

One was an outgoing troublemaker.

He used to tease other kids.

The other one was one of the kids he made cry.

- Do it like this. - Anyway, I loved both of them.

- I liked playing with them. - Good.

Jun, what do you think? That's my artwork.

- Teleport. - Hey, stop it.

They may retaliate someday.

No way. They can't do that.

Those little dudes were so cute.

- How have you been? - Hello.

Their voices are still the same.

- Seok. - Seok.

- It's been a long time. - I've never forgotten about you.

You've grown.

Let's have fun like the good old days.

Find him!

Where is he?

Jong-uk Cho

THE HOT-TEMPERED BIG BROTHER JONG-UK CHO

Seok, Seok!

THE TIMID LITTLE BROTHER JONG-GUK CHO

See what happens once I catch you!

- What a fun game! - Seok, Seok!

Seok, Jong-guk is--

Seok, I don't want to see.

I'll kill you!

Seok!

Jong-uk!

Jong-guk!

Come here, Seok!

Jong-uk, wait a minute.

- Jong-uk! - Got you!

It's been such a long time. I had so much fun!

Why do I feel like we did this last Sunday, too?

Why do you guys do this all day long?

We have nothing to do. You're the only one we know in Seoul.

We have no friends or girls here.

Is that right?

Girls?

Okay, tomorrow, then.

Listen, I arranged you a blind date tomorrow.

Each of you will meet a girl.

You're so cool, man!

Wow!

- Thanks, Seok. - Wow!

You'll meet Seoul girls.

Seoul girls?

I've never met any!

THE FOLLOWING DAY

ONE HOUR BEFORE THE DATE

What? It's too late to cancel!

Just one girl? That's even worse!

I have two guys here. What do I do now?

If this goes wrong, they will kill me.

I'll be chased or beaten to death.

Aw, shit!

Oh, no!

Wait, there is a girl.

And they are twins...

TWINS

Just in case, I will stay near you,

and call you to give advice.

Don't worry. You'll be okay.

Wow, you came to support me. You're awesome, man!

- Thank you, Seok. - It's okay.

What? Why call me?

I don't need that.

Hey, listen to me.

You've never met Seoul girls before.

- They are completely different. - Really?

Okay, I'll listen to you.

Hi.

- Oh... - Are you Yerim?

- Yes, nice to see you. - Glad to see you.

Have a seat, please.

You're so beautiful.

Thank you.

I've heard a lot about you.

- Enjoy. - Thanks.

Say you're going to the restroom. and come out through the back door.

I'm sorry, but I have go to the restroom.

The food is here.

I'll be back soon. Enjoy your food.

Okay.

He's going number two.

- Yerim? - Yeah?

You started eating without waiting for me.

You were taking too long.

Yeah, things were so congested.

It was so hard to--

You don't need to tell me every detail.

It's still so congested.

It will be like that all day long.

I'll show you later.

Good. Everything is going well.

Okay, you can go back.

Oh, this--

Come out and call me.

Right now?

Just a moment.

I'm sorry. It took me longer than I thought.

- You were so quick. - Excuse me?

This stake is delicious. I love meat so much.

So, you ate mine, too?

Is this what Seoul girls are like?

Would you like some house wine?

- No, thanks. - Oh.

- You don't drink? - No, I don't.

I see.

- So, things are going well? - Yes, definitely!

Why are you asking?

I'm going in.

There's a man who loved you so much.

Everyone makes fun of me I have a mosquito voice.

Oh, you really sound like a mosquito.

Come meet me.

Sorry, wait a second.

- I have something important to do. - Okay.

He's great.

Yeah, he's gentle and sweet.

Besides, he doesn't drink. I like that.

Okay. Talk to you later.

Oh, he's driving me nuts!

Wow! Here, here!

Is this how they treat a customer?

What a frigging place!

- Hey, here! - What's wrong with this guy?

He's totally unpredictable.

- Just a moment, sir. - Aw!

They're driving me nuts.

I'm doing okay. You can go home now.

I'm fine. I'll stay here until--

No, I'm really doing okay.

She is already into me.

Wait, wait.

Wait.

Again? Why?

He's driving me nuts!

HE IS A PSYCHO.

Sorry, I'm back again.

He is so unpredictable.

Did she finish all this?

Are all Seoul girls like her?

- You certainly do love meat. - Yeah.

- Shall we go now? - Yes.

Give me your bag. That looks heavy.

No, I'm--

- Let's go. - Okay.

Understood? I have no problem. Stop calling me.

I'll kill you if you call me again.

Okay.

I'm not letting it slide anymore just because you're my cousin.

No! That really hurts!

- Wait here for a second. - Okay.

Oh, were you out here?

Yes, you asked me--

Where's my bag?

What? Your bag?

I don't like to carry things around.

- So I left it at home. - What? Where's your home?

In Taebaek.

- How did you get here? - I took the bus.

I don't have a license or a car.

Did I leave anything in there?

Yerim?

Where did you get this?

- It was parked in the alley. - He's a thief.

My bag, this car. Everything makes sense now.

- Are you going to drive this car? - Yes.

Driving under the influence without a license?

I need to go to the restroom. I'll be back soon.

This is it. It's time to run!

- Wow... - Ugh!

The man is supposed to drive, but--

sorry, you'll have to drive.

Let's go now.

Let's go.

Wow, all right!

My car! Where my car?

She's a thief!

Thief!

Oh, great.

Why did he ask me to drive?

What if the police think I'm an accomplice?

Where are we going?

I want to go to the police, but--

Where do you want to go?

Well, some place quiet where we can get some fresh air.

What do you think?

To a deep forest!

Oh, no! He's planning to bury me!

Here comes a police car!

Are they following us?

- Oh. - Shit.

- Shall I pull over? - Yes, why not?

- Let's find out why they're following us. - Okay.

They will save me.

Aw, what the--

aw, shit!

- Come with me. - Yes, Officer!

Huh?

- Here she is! - Are you sure?

She stole my car!

I knew it after you ate all my steak.

- What? - Get out.

What are you doing here?

Why are you here?

Oh, are you twins?

Get the hell out of my face, you ugly mug!

You are uglier than me!

I look much better than you!

- Ugh... - Gee!

- Urgh... - Aww...

- Aw. - I'm going nuts.

Okay, that went well.

BROTHERHOOD

I'm going out.

- Your lunch is on the table. - Okay.

YOU MORON LOVE YA, YOUR BROTHER

Seok!

Oh, that was close!

Ae-bong!

I will... kill you.

Ae-bong, are you mad?

Are you going to beat me?

You're going to beat me, aren't you?

AE-BONG IN A CAST

Ae-bong!

You must be uncomfortable. I'm sorry.

It's okay. I know you didn't do that on purpose.

You can't eat or do anything on your own.

Don't move. I'll do everything for you.

No, you can go home.

Here.

Good!

Oh, no. I had too much ice cream.

- Ouch! Oh, no! - Here.

I want to wash my hands.

Do you want to wash your hands?

No, I want to wash my feet.

Wait, wait.

- Don't. - You can't wash your feet on your own.

I can do it.

How can you wash your feet without using your hands?

Close the door now!

She can do it.

She can even use chopsticks with her feet.

Seok, don't you have to go home?

Don't you have a deadline to meet?

I've never missed a deadline until now.

To meet a deadline? Is that enough?

You must do your best

to make the viewers laugh!

Do you call yourself a webtoon artist?

Have some respect for the viewers!

Ae-bong.

Thank you for understanding me.

Oh, this idiot!

Oh, I can't hold it anymore.

I've gotta go!

Ae-bong, what's wrong?

Ae-bong!

Ae-bong, can you wipe your butt?

Ae-bong, can you really do it?

No, that's impossible.

Ae-bong, no need to feel embarrassed!

Did you wipe your butt?

He's doing this on purpose.

Sometimes, it's okay, even if you can't wipe your butt.

I can use the bidet!

Just go! I want some rest!

- Aren't you hungry? - Do you think I'm a pig?

I just had lots of food. I'm not hungry. Go now!

Okay, I'll go.

Finally, I'm alone.

He's so stupid.

All of a sudden, I am hungry.

Yummy!

Ae-bong, I'm too worried to go.

You were hungry.

How can you be so stupid?

Didn't I tell you to go?

Tell me, do you think I'm kidding?

What do I look like?

A little funny, because of all that sauce.

I didn't know, sorry.

Want to go out?

No, I can't go out like this. I can't even put on makeup.

You don't need makeup. You're so pretty.

No, I'm not going out without makeup.

I can help you.

Don't overdo it. I want a natural look.

Is this really your first time trying it? You're good.

I'm an artist, you know.

I'm a webtoon artist.

Done!

I'm a comic webtoon artist.

Let me see the mirror.

There's no need. You're so pretty.

It's cold outside. Put this on.

I can't see!

Let's go.

Did you know there's a crazy woman around here?

Really? No way.

Did you hear that? There is a crazy woman around here.

Sorry, that crazy woman is you.

Yes, let's be careful.

Why is everyone looking at me today?

Do I look weird because my arms are hidden in this?

No.

I'm thirsty.

- I'll go get something to drink. - Okay.

- Hurry back. - Yeah.

Hey, kid, are you okay?

Can you stand up?

Are you okay?

Sorry, I can't use my arms.

Stand up. Can you stand up?

What is she doing?

Hey, you crazy bitch!

Stop it right now! Get up!

What a psycho!

How dare you kick my son?

Baby, are you happy to be outside?

Mommy is happy, too.

Are you okay? Aren't you hurt?

- It's the crazy woman. - She's the crazy woman.

- Wow. - What are they doing?

- The crazy women! - They are ready to fight!

- Oh, my gosh! - They're ready to go.

Who's gonna win?

- That's what I mean. - Wow, there are two of them.

- Are there crazy women gathering here? - What's happening in this neighborhood?

Oh, I'm scared!

- Are you okay? You go first. - Okay.

- Thanks. - I'm sorry.

- So scary! - They must be friends.

- Ugh. - Something is going on here.

They're probably having a big fight.

- Ae-bong. - I saw the crazy woman.

- There, look. - Yeah, I saw her, too.

Oh, my gosh! She's so scary.

- Let's go home. I'm scared. - Yeah.

Me, too.

Asshole, what's this?

Do you really wanna die?

What have you done to me, you moron?

Sorry.

- Shut up. Just remove the makeup. - Yeah.

But how do I remove it?

Do you really wanna die?

There is cleansing water.

Soak two cotton pads with it and put them on my eyes.

- Cleansing water? - The one with a white cap! Hurry!

NAIL POLISH REMOVER

- Hurry up! - Okay.

What is that?

Do you really wanna die? It hurts!

Ugh, that idiot. I really wanna kill him.

Ae-bong, how are your arms?

What happened to your eyes?

And look at your clothes!

Oh, my God, look at you!

Look at you!

Oh, no.

Mom, could you read me the text message?

"I'm so sorry. How are your eyes? Are you okay?"

All right, you didn't do it on purpose. I'll forgive you.

- Mom. - Yeah.

Can you send a text for me?

I'm not good at those kind of things.

Take your time. Here we go.

I'm fine. Are you working or playing a game?

I'M FINE. ARE YOU WORKING OR PLAYING A GAY?

What? Is she still mad at me?

- You've got another one. - Could you read it for me?

A chicken head is wondering about something.

Is this idiot really crazy? Wait a second.

Mom, send a text like this.

CAN YOU COME TO ME NOW?

Does this mean she's not mad anymore?

Okay.

- Oh, he sent another message. - Read it for me.

"NOW?"

A pig is covering its eyes with its hands and putting on a show, now.

Could you touch the talk button?

- Mom, cover your ears. - What?

Hi, Ae-bong, I was just drawing you--

You beanpole!

How could you send me those frigging texts, you ugly asshole!

I will break your spine in half,

and make it three feet long.

Then you'll be three feet tall. How's that, you--

I'll punch your face until all your teeth fall out like corn!

Do you want that? Answer me!

You hung up on me?

You're out of your mind!

- Mom, push it again. - Again?

THE CREATION OF AE-BONG

Oh, I'm so tired of all this.

Hey, be careful.

She's that crazy bitch in this area.

Ugh, a bee!

Right, the crazy bitch.

Baby, don't look.