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From the moment we met,

it was love at first sight.

Yep. Friends can fall in love too.

I'm most myself when I'm with her.

I'm not afraid to be who I am.

We can go ages without seeing each other,

but we always pick up right where we left off.

It's so nice to have someone

who's been there through so many chapters of your life.

She knew me when I was young.

She saw me get divorced,

she saw me date.

We got pregnant together.

Our daughters

met before they were even born

and became best friends.

Seeing our friendship live on through them is really special.

Friends

are the family we choose.

And we choose them for life.

MY BEST FRIEND

-Alright, that's great! -Oh! Mom, you're ruining my bikini!

My god, wait.

Aw, my love…

My gorgeous daughter,

I can't believe you're flying away.

There's too many bikinis in your bag!

All you got are bikinis and jackets here.

Relax, 'Ma. I made plans with Elisa.

When we get there,

we'll go out shopping for some nice clothes and all that.

Nice in her way or in our way? Because your dad's wife style, babygirl, is not

the same as ours, okay? Your dad has a different set of values. I get it, you're

gonna live with him, but just don't get too swept away. Don't forget who you are.

Do you know who you are, Manuela?

I didn't know I was signing up for a therapy session.

I'm just nervous, sweetie.

I know, yeah, I am too.

-Júlia! -So, how's it going over there?

Ugh. Same old, you know?

I'm doing everything by myself. No one else is lifting a finger.

André. André!

Put this in your closet, please, will you?

-Babe. Listen to this. It's frickin' lit. -No, I can't talk right now.

I'm on the phone.

Oh my god, hold on.

I'm pretty sure I just took my mother-in-law's medicine.

Just give me a second,

I'll go see if-- I'll go check if I'm gonna die or something.

-Alberta? -Huh?

What's that pill for? You know the green and white one you've been taking?

-No idea. -It's for your memory, grandma.

What did he say?

Just a memory pill. I'm not gonna die. Thank God.

Uh-- What I was talking about? Right. I was complaining. So…

Well, let's face it, babe. If I'm not here, nobody eats and nobody sleeps.

You know what my ex did?

That jerk promised Manu a whole new wardrobe to get on her good side.

She didn't even leave, and I'm already so done with Breno.

Careful, Júlia. Just don't let Manu hear you, okay?

I mean,

I asked my therapist when I can start badmouthing André in front of Isadora.

And I have to wait until she's older.

I guess that only applies to married parents.

Because I

asked Manu's therapist how old a kid has to be before you can start

badmouthing her dad, she said I'm good to go.

I've had a lot to say about Breno for a long time.

I'm gonna talk shit about him, that's a guarantee.

If I traumatize her, there's always therapy.

-I've been in therapy for thirty years. -Darling,

you're off to learn to be a doctor.

Mom, it's just a high school exchange program.

-It's not college yet, you know? -Whatever, I'm gonna miss you anyway.

Hi, sweetheart.

I'm just heading back now, we're wrapped here.

-Yep. Thanks! Your purse. -"Which story was that again?"

-"Yeah. The one about the airport, -"Ah! Sorry, I mistook

-of course. Right here." -this for that other one."

Yeah, of course,

babygirl. Of course I got the backpack.

I'm calling an Uber, be right there.

I'm the one who gets stuff done, right?

Bye, see you.

Oh, no!

God. Ugh, not the readers.

Hi, sweetheart.

What's up, mom?

Did you finish packing?

Uh-huh.

Great. Don't zip up the suitcase yet. I'm bringing your winter coat, the big one.

Júlia, right?

Wh-- Wh-- What's going on? How--

How do you know my name?

Well, you ordered an Uber Moto, didn't you?

No.

I ordered a car.

No, you didn't.

Look.

Shit, I did.

Shit, I got an Uber Moto.

You sure about this? I've never done this before.

Well, ma'am, you made the right call, actually. Traffic's really bad.

I'm so happy.

Sending the girls to Europe was the best decision we ever made.

Best decision ever.

It'll be wonderful. They're gonna do just fine without us.

We raised them to be independent. This is the fruit of our labor.

You gotta let them spread their wings. You let them go, they learn,

they come back, and they pick a good college here in Brazil.

If they come back, right?

They're gonna get sucked into that European world, travel,

make new friends…

Before you know it, they're college students in Lisbon.

Jesus, I haven't thought about that. You really think that's possible?

You bet I do.

What if they fall in love? You think they'll come back?

What if they get knocked up there?

And then the baby daddy keeps them from bringing the kids to Brazil, you know?

-We're never gonna see them again! -My God, Clara.

Our grandkids will be European!

Isadora's staying at the dorm, at least. Thank god.

In a year, she's going to be dying to get back to her little nest.

Holy cow, I feel lightheaded. Manu's staying at her dad's fancy place.

Look, if she doesn't come back, I'll have to go get her.

There's no way they're gonna stay there, of course not!

They're just teenagers, they're sixteen years old.

Yeah, sixteen years old. They're children, they don't know anything yet.

Children for christ's sake.

Alright listen here, don't even think about staying! Got me, girls?

You're getting one year! Uh-- Isadora, uh--

-Isadora, Manuela. -my darling.

J-- Both of you! They didn't hear us.

They heard us. Of course they did. Something must've stuck.

You heard us, right?

INTERNATIONAL DEPARTURES

"Attention, passengers. Flight 2847 to Recife is now boarding at Gate 12.

-Please have your boarding passes and -Aww. Oh my gosh.

Identification ready. Thank you."

-Hm. -Mom, take it easy, okay?

It's just one year, it'll fly by, you know?

You just won't be able to hug and kiss any time you want to.

Since when do you let me hug and kiss you anyway,

Isadora? I've been denied that privilege for a long time, haven't I?

Aww, my little sweetheart.

Don't give me the top of your head, I wanna see you.

-I want that lovely face. -Mmm.

Please send me some pictures,

and I don't mean those app single-view ones, Manu.

I wanna save it, set it as my wallpaper, forward it and all that.

Okay, but

don't post anything. You always pick the worst pictures.

We're going, okay?

-Okay. -I love you guys.

Wait, pictures! Wait- Hold on girls, let's get a picture!

Hold on, girls! Let's get a picture. A picture of the two of you.

Can you please send me those later?

Look at that, you know they're not exactly making a peace sign, right?

Oh yeah, totally.

They're sabotaging the picture so we can't post it.

"Attention, passengers.

Flight 3032 to Belo Horizonte is now boarding at Gate 15.

Please have your boarding passes and identification ready. Thank you."

I can't believe my sweet daughter won't be there when I get home.

And I still have to deal with a mother-in-law,

a stepson, and my husband going 'plink-plink' all day long.

Well, I'll be all alone.

At least you'll have some plink-plink in the background.

I'll have total silence.

Hey, come on, I'm so jealous of your silence.

Focus on your marriage, Clara.

Just go out, drink, be a couple. That's the life.

And you focus on your life, Júlia.

You'll have time for yourself.

The whole house to yourself, right?

And if you really need some noise, I'll send my husband back.

It's been two months since the girls left for their exchange program,

and our lives have just been on hold. Complete standstill.

Well, you're better off than I am, babe.

I got a call from my boss and I was all excited thinking it was good news.

-But when I got there… -Amanda,

Júlia.

Turns out the news team decided it was time to bring in a new face.

-Welcome. Nice to meet you. -Thanks.

Mhm.

Wait, what do you mean, Júlia? They're replacing you with someone younger?

Now I have to write stories for Miss Young-and-Cute to present.

It's like we're on a competition for whose life is the worst, seriously.

You know I'm trying to get the spark back into my marriage.

Spice things up with André.

So I went to the doctor to upgrade the system.

Vaginal dryness, urinary incontinence… The whole package.

So, I'd like to show you an exercise for your pelvic floor

that should be really beneficial for you.

It can even prolong pleasure during sex.

Oh, Doctor Helena… We've been together for twenty years.

Any sex at all is already a win. Now, pleasure's a whole other deal. Jeez.

I've removed that from the list of possibilities.

Look, imagine your pelvic floor

is an elevator about to go up five floors.

Each one is a contraction of the muscles in your vagina.

Muscles? Are your for real?

Doctor, I don't even have time to work out my legs and booty.

Now I'm supposed to work out my vajayjay?

-No way in hell. -"Well…"

Give it a try, c'mon. One.

And two…

Two…

Three…

Four.

Five.

At least you don't have that problem, am I right?

Just make it official with Pedro, Júlia.

Pedro's really cute, he's thoughtful,

the sex is amazing and all that…

He's helping me climb out of the hole I was in.

And you know how bad things got.

But that's it. He's just a sweet little fling.

-You know what would be fun? -Hm?

Seeing your house.

Now that your daughter's away, you could take me there sometime, right?

My house? Uh--

Yeah, sure. Absolutely.

Sometime, yeah.

How about we do something, just the two of us?

What?

Yeah, you know, like a romantic getaway.

And then we can go and sleep at a hotel.

Sleeping at a hotel, babe?

We're not gonna sleep, André.

-Huh? -We're not gonna sleep

We're not gonna sleep

Look at you!

Someone's feeling frisk-kay

-Someone's frisk-ay -I'll get us a reservation, sound good?

Reserv-

Enough, babe. We get the idea.

'Kay?

-"See? That's exactly what I was telling -Wait… Where's André?

-You about. She's been off lately." -I thought you had plans with him all day.

Yeah, well, he said it's too hot to

And that he's got low blood pressure.

Play beach tennis or whatever.

And since he wasn't gonna play beach tennis, he just gave up on the beach.

Since he didn't come to the beach, he gave up on the whole hotel thing too.

-How's that? -So, he gave up on life. C'mon.

You mean he gave up on me, right?

I feel really awful.

He rejected me.

Oh my gosh, I totally get you.

I've been feeling humiliated.

I mean, this whole demotion thing. It's been really rough.

At least you're doing what you love, honey.

What about me? Running that stupid real estate agency?

Forced to

spend the rest of my sad life selling apartments just to pay the mortgage?

Think about it for a second. I never had, like,

the chance, or the time, right?

To figure out what I wanted to do in life.

And you obviously love your job. That's wonderful.

But I feel way too insecure. I'm afraid I'll get fired if I take time off.

Yeah, you're afraid, but you're having sex.

You're getting off, girl. Tell me about that. Let's talk about something good.

Aren't you even a little bit in love with this guy?

Yeah. Well, nothing crazy.

No, I'm not.

But do you even have to be, like, crazy in love with him, anyway?

You know what? I think a lot about that.

I'm over fifty years old now.

I guess, you know,

relationships are supposed to get calmer, or something.

Or maybe I lost my ability to love someone.

You know what I mean? Maybe I'll never fall again.

Man, and they say maturity brings peace of mind, right? Here you are,

-frustrated -They say it.

With your job, and your husband. And here I am, going crazy…

Because I still have to prove my worth to the world.

Ugh. It's rough, isn't it?

An adventure?

Oh my god, an adventure, yeah!

Let's do it! We haven't been on a vacation in so long!

Oh my gosh, let's start planning it right away!

Where are we going?

How's Venice?

Venice is too romantic for us, darling. Imagine the two of us in a gondola,

watching people making out, being in love, and we're just sad and pathetic.

No way in hell. No. Anything but Venice, alright? No. For Christ's sake.

No way, anything but Venice! Yeah. Greece then.

Oh, really? Sounds like a hassle. Really tricky language.

Imagine us going up to a Greek guy, like 'Lemme ask you something.'

No. I can't.

Then he answers us in Greek, like, no way we'll get a word he says.

We'll never understand Greek. Now a chance.

We'll end up in trouble, that's for sure. Let's go to Portugal.

Oh my gosh, Portugal! Sure!

Absolutely, Portugal. We'll get to visit our daughters!

And we'll listen to some fado while we're at it, right?

-Lisbon, here we come! Yeah! -Lisbon, here we come, girl!

What's going on?

My legs are too big for this, babe. I gotta strap 'em up here.

Ah.

Hey, don't blow before you eat. Our blood pressure's already low. Please eat first.

That would be impossible because I can't eat on a plane.

I get bloated as hell.

I get pretty bloated too, to be honest.

The gas, the reflux. Ugh.

You're wearing a turtleneck?

How can you possibly wear that during menopause, Clara?

A turtleneck during menopause is crazy. You need a V-neck with a scarf, babe.

You get cold, you put on the scarf. You get hot,

take that damn thing off, and you're good.

-I don't get hot flashes. -Huh?

Calm down. I get bloated, and I also get insomnia.

And I get so irritated, I could kill someone for no reason.

You know we're taking turns, I'm not putting up with this alone.

He's out cold. Look. Look.

-Look. -He's out cold, he reminds

-me of us two after the good stuff. -You know?

Hi, how are you? Excuse me, ladies.

-Hi. -Hi.

Um-- Would you ladies mind if I charged my phone here by any chance?

The, uh-- The charger on my seat is broken.

-May I? -No worries at all. Yeah, go ahead.

-Thank you. -Go ahead.

-That guy is perfection! -That guy is perfection!

I think he was checking me out, right?

Impossible. Have you seen yourself? Sorry, girl. It's bad.

-No. Oh my gosh, really? -See for yourself.

-Holy cow. My hair's, like, -You know it's bad.

Being repelled by my face.

Then he checked you out, babe. I felt a spark.

What? I'm married. No way, you're crazy.

You think I'm giving single and ready to mingle energy?

What's wrong?

What if he overheard our gross conversation?

Oh no, I said I have gas and reflux.

So depressing.

Why don't we chat him up when he's back? You down?

You know I came on this trip with an open heart, babe.

What do we ask him? Maybe we could say something, like, 'Hey.

I assume you work in Lisbon, right?'

No, don't talk about work. Let's focus on something more personal.

Yeah. Yeah. We gotta find out if he's single.

Something like:

Uh-- 'Your family, do they live with you in Brazil or the Lisbon area?'

Jesus, if he's married, I won't even look at his face.

Oh, man, I don't need any more heartbreak in this life.

How's this gonna work, anyway?

What happens if you fall for him? He lives in Lisbon.

You think you can handle long distance?

Hell no. Absolutely not. I refuse to live like that.

I wouldn't want that for me, no way. It sounds pretty difficult.

I'll just be upfront, you know?

I'll lay it out: 'He'll have to live in Brazil.

I am adamant about that.'

You're right, for sure, babe. Just be upfront.

It's not for me. No.

Don't stall, girl, you know, he's phone's

already charged and he'll definitely be back for it soon. Look at that!

Jesus, super hot, isn't he? Holy shit, that man is hot.

So gorgeous, isn't he? It's, like, not even fair.

Oh my gosh, seriously. It's not right, you know what I mean?

This is just cruel to a married girl in vaycay.

Super hot, girl.

Well, lemme take that, babe. Let me handle it, leave it in front of me.

I'll give it to him when he gets back, okay?

Excuse me.

The passenger in 46B asked me to grab his phone.

He said he left it charging here.

You can give it to her yourself, it's all good.

I don't mind.

You can grab it. Thanks, hun.

Thank you.

Oh my god, that's sad.

Really sad.

What if the only reason

he decided to come here

is 'cause we're two old ladies. We just look reliable.

We're surrounded by young people with one carry-on.

He didn't trust anyone else.

The man freaking zeroed in on the two aunties who wouldn't steal his phone.

Holy shit, we're so delusional.

And the worst part is, it's only downhill from here.

My goodness, Júlia.

I'm done with these freaking stairs.

Portugal clearly wasn't built for people over fifty.

My toiletries alone are 20 kilos.

This hotel is clearly meant for young backpackers.

Hauling all this stuff at our age?

We'd need an escalator.

She's European. There's nothing in there.

Just one set of panties

that she washes every night.

And she probably doesn't do skin scare. Just one bar of soap for everything.

-Wow! The hotel is beautiful! -Beautiful, right? I know!

You nailed it!

We haven't shared a room in forever, have we?

Oh my gosh, babe,

sharing a room at our age is, like, another level of intimacy, alright?

Oh, how's your bathroom situation? Still constipated when you travel?

What do you mean 'when I travel', babe? I'm just constipated, you know?

I can be in Japan, Brazil, Portugal. I'm a constipated person, doesn't change.

I got the short end of the stick with this phone, huh?

So I'm the one who has to answer when it rings?

Between the phone and the lamp,

there's no room for anything on this nightstand.

Well, I got a lot more stuff than you, alright?

But I'm on way more medication than you are.

You're on medication because you're getting laid.

I'm on medication so I don't beat up my husband, see the difference?

I think it's only fair that you get the smaller nightstand,

babe. You can take the hit on this one.

What's that you're rubbing on yourself?

Testosterone, hormone replacement.

Oh shit, I forgot mine.

That's already two days without it.

Wait a minute, really? So you're not on it?

-Nope. -So, my life's on the line here, Clara.

That's really concerning. I mean,

just two days is enough to throw you out of whack.

Funny enough, I wrote it down before,

and I forgot to look at the note.

So I wouldn't forget to bring it,

What do we have here?

That, uh--

What do we have here?

-Listen… -What do we have here?

Hey,

are you freaking auditing my little pharmacy? Why?

Because I'm anxious. Look at you,

putting that stuff on. I'm not doing anything.

C'mon this is exciting.

You're all horned up, huh?

There's so many hot guys in Portugal, from what I've heard, babe.

Straight guys, left and right.

Oh, boy.

Long time no see, old friend.

C'mon, keep the lights on, will you?

I'm in the bathroom, trying to figure out this fancy electronic toilet,

and I can't see anything.

I'm on the struggle bus here too, sorry babe.

I was trying to turn on the AC, but I think I pressed 'master off,'

now the lights are gone.

I can't navigate this menu.

Ugh, this thing is bizarre, Jesus Christ! Everything lifts and moves.

It sprays water, heats your ass, but I can't even find the flush.

What the hell is this thing?

Gimme a hand here, c'mon. It'll be quick.

What're you talking about? I'm mid-dump here. Are you cuckoo?

-Jesus, have some consideration. -Oh my gosh, what a mess. Where do you--

Uh-- Oh, I did it! Oh! Phew! I did it. Thank God.

Oh, man.

Hey, don't touch this thing, okay? This is way beyond our skillset.

Forget it. Leave it alone.

Agh. I really miss the old times. Seriously.

A light switch you just flip up and down,

simple. Maybe even those pull chains for the toilet.

Forget the AC. Forget the light. I'm sleeping like this.

-Babe… -I'm not touching this damn gizmo.

Clara, we need someone to help us.

No way can we handle this on our own. We need a hand.

-How does this work? -Either "9" or "0", babe. Always.

What number do I dial? Did they tell us?

Uh-- Hi.

Yeah. Hi there.

Listen, we need some help in our room, you know? We're kinda struggling with-

Work the AC.

To work the AC, work the lights… We're just-- Struggling, you know,

-What else? -to uh- coordinate the- electronic stuff.

Okay, thanks.

-'Coordinate the electronic stuff'? -'I'll send someone right away.'

Wait! Shit.

I forgot to call-

I forgot my husband's name,

I didn't tell André I got here.

Forgetting your husband's name is rough, right? I'm done.

-This is it. -That's perfectly normal.

Kids call that a brain fart, you know?

Hi there, boo. How've you been?

We're here. The flight was totally fine.

No problems. Don't worry about us.

You know, I'm dying to see their faces tomorrow when we surprise them.

Alright?

Bye, I love you, I miss you, take care. I found this flower remedy. It's so good.

It helps me sleep.

'Bye. I love you, I miss you, take care. I found this flower remedy.

Helps me sleep.' Babe, that sounded the same.

No distinction between Andre and the flowers.

It's automatic, I guess. I didn't even realize it. Should I send an emoji?

Yeah. The one-

The bouncy one, right?

-The one that pulses. That pulses. -Boom.

Right. The pulsing heart. Got it. That's behind us.

Oh my god,

seriously. At this rate, they'll be graduates by the time we get there.

I can't keep up with you. It's impossible.

Your legs are way too long. I'm always falling behind.

Hey, you've been making fun of my legs my whole life. Straight-up leg bullying!

I'll get there first and tell them to wait by the entrance.

What? No way, Clara!

Hold on, I'll drive!

Why do you get to drive?

C'mon, you sure you wanna hear my whole reasoning?

Oh my gosh, this is amazing!

Yeah! This is the life, baby! Woo-hoo!

Woo-hoo!

By the way, I can't get your condoms out of my head.

How's that possible? How do you manage to have

sex with a condom during menopause with all that freaking dryness?

Hold on a minute, babe.

You're blaming the menopause for all that dryness. That's not how it works.

You've had the same husband for twenty years. Try trading him in and see.

Well, to be honest, I'm never in the mood to have sex with André.

All you need is some coconut oil,

find your lost sex drive and you're good to go!

Where did my sex drive go?

They're crazy!

Whoa.

What's happening? They're crazy! Oh my god!

-Are you okay? -Sure.

-Sorry. -Don't be! It's fine.

You saved me from an accident.

I'm the one who should be sorry for this cliché scene.

Well,

apology accepted. After meeting like this,

we'll have to fall in love and live happily ever after.

You know what? If this were a real cliché scene,

I would have walked away without a scratch.

I think I tweaked my lower back,

-but I'm okay. I'm okay. -"Oh, no!"

If this were a real cliché scene,

then you'd be asking if she was married, and she'd be asking if you were married

and what you did for a living. How are you? I'm good.

Uh--

Mm-- Uh-- I've been running a cultural tour company here for eight years,

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Where I explain the artwork in museums.

I also do boat tours where I talk about the naval battles,

and all that fun stuff. With me, you get the full package.

Nice, that's amazing, isn't it?

That's cool. Yeah.

Okay, well, if you need anything here in Lisbon…

-Amazing. So cool. -Don't hesitate.

-Ah. -Nuno.

Yeah. Nuno. That's me. Nuno.

-Awesome. -Nuno.

Wow.

-Well, great. Thanks. -Appreciate it. Thanks a lot.

You realize you fell into the arms of a six-three hunk?

He's so hot! That's not something that happens every day.

"Alright, folks, sorry about that. Where were we?"

There aren't a lot of men taller than you.

Yeah, and you blew it, didn't you, babe?

Instead of asking if he's single, you asked what he does for a living!

"It's one of Lisbon's most iconic spots, right by the water.

This beautiful square has been at the heart

of the city for centuries, surrounded by elegant

yellow buildings and the Tagus River just beyond."

Okay, oh god that sent a chill down my spine. You don't know what you're doing.

"Uh-- So if you look over there, you'll see a few grey buildings."

Sorry to bother you.

It'll be just a minute. Sorry to interrupt you but,

-No problem. -Uh, let me ask you something, Nuno.

Your wife, you know? Your spouse, right?

Does she also work for the tour company?

The reason why I'm asking is - it's for our daughters who live here right now.

They're teenagers. As mothers, we get worried.

You get it, right? And we're not from here.

Yeah. So, we'd rather have a female guide.

Well, the truth is, I'm divorced. But I have someone--

The man's divorced.

You spoke way too loud. You lost your mind, he definitely heard that!

No, come on. He doesn't care. And I was talking super fast.

Maybe he didn't hear it. Just calm down, okay?

Of course, it was nothing!

Why are you saying it's nothing, babe. I didn't say thank you to you.

You're right. Sorry.

The girls will be so excited we're here.

Manu's gonna be shocked that I finally took a vacation.

She's always complaining that I work too much.

Look at this school! It's beautiful!

Wow. Imagine how happy she must be going here.

Wow. Yeah.

-Manu, sweetheart! -Mom!

-Aw. Come to mommy! -Hi!

-You're here! I can't believe it! -Let me look at you.

I've missed you so much, seriously. You look great, honey!

-Hi, honey. -Hi, Auntie.

-You look great, honey. Aw! So lovely! -That's so nice. Thanks.

Did something happen? Why are you guys here?

We thought we'd surprise you girls! Isn't that cool?

Yeah.

I brought this for you. Some sweets for a little taste of Brazil, babygirl.

Aw, Mom, that's so nice!

It's just that I'm staying away from dairy.

-Not having dairy, since when? -I don't know, it's been a while.

The thing is--

Elisa's been saying there's something off with my digestion.

So maybe I'm like, lactose intolerant. I thought I'd cut back.

Your digestion?

There's nothing wrong with your digestion.

Does she look like she has digestive problems, Clara?

No! That's ridiculous.

That's ridiculous. Jesus.

Your digestion's wonderful. What the hell is she saying?

Your digestion…

Mom?

-M-- Mom? -Ahh! Oh my gosh. Sweetheart.

I've missed you so much.

What happened to your hair, Isadora?

She made a bet.

Hi, beautiful. How are ya?

-Hi, Auntie. -"Made a bet."

So, 'made a bet'? What's that? Help me understand.

I- That's right,

I made a little bet, mom. I promised I'd dye my hair blue

if- if, um-

She made a bet to dye it if she made it into the honors study group.

She got in.

But you could've bet to keep it natural if you won, honey.

That's the kind that washes out, right?

Anyway, girls. We're gonna spend ten days with you here. Isn't that just great?

-Awesome. -Awesome.

Alright, so let's get lunch. We planned this whole cultural program for you,

with lots of activities, for the whole day.

We'd love for you to show us what your lives are like here.

We didn't know you were coming,

though. Right? So we kind of, made plans with my stepmom.

What? What plans?

Just some beauty sessions at her clinic, actually.

That's great, sweetheart.

-I'm happy for you. -Mhm.

I'm proud of you for getting along with your stepmom. It's great.

That's super important.

-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. -Stepmom's are great, super great.

-I'm glad to hear it. -Good for you.

It's important.

But we'll be seeing you later, right?

-Of course! -Yeah.

Bye.

-Oh, Manu, -Bye…

-did you see what Ana did to her skin? -Oh, yeah! I did! She looks amazing.

I loved her makeup today.

-Her skin is glowing after her facial. -Hi!

-I hope we get mani pedis. -Look at that, Clara.

-It's kinda nice, right? -Hey, girls!

Look at her, I know her type. She's sweet, likeable.

Of course we are!

Look at her right now. She's really affectionate with the girls.

-How was school? -Look at you, all enlightened.

That's not the case at all.

I'm sick to my stomach. Why's she all over my daughter?

Help me become enlightened.

How do we do that?

Nobody works on themselves on vacation.

Aww. Come on. Relax, honey.

Let's just enjoy this trip and be unhinged.

We'll think about that when we're back in Brazil.

Why would you start now, huh?

-You're right, that's ridiculous. -Nah. Come on, let's have fun,

-You're absolutely right, for real. -right? Seriously!

Can I say something, though? From this distance, she kinda looks like

a baby version of you.

Just, younger.

In other words, she's better than me because she's younger,

and the whole world is on her side. What, are you calling me old here.

What the hell, Clara?

Come on. That's not what I meant. I said she's beautiful, just like you wer-

are-

-babe. I know you too well. Stop it. -Will you just listen?

Breno got himself a copy of you because he never got over you. That's it.

-'Cause you're both beautiful. That's all. -Of course he got over me.

Yeah. I guess, whatever. I just wanted to say you're beautiful, Júlia.

-And you're still talking. -She's pretty far away too, so I mean…

Yeah, but you have great distance vision. Your issue is your up-close vision, babe.

-Not your distance vision. -Okay. So I fucked up right now?

Fucked up good. Big time, yeah.

I'm shocked.

Didn't Manu seem different to you, Clara?

-A little bit, yeah. -I barely recognized my own daughter.

The clothes she was wearing.

A designer bag? I mean, that's not her at all.

-It's strange. -That's it, my daughter

was brainwashed. Her father did this. No doubt about it.

And I'm pretty shocked by Isadora too, to be honest.

Jesus, she looks like a complete mess. My daughter with blue hair, Júlia?

She's always been so well-behaved.

My husband and mother-in-law are more trouble than she is! I don't get it.

Why don't we cheer ourselves up at a pharmacy? Think about something else.

Absolutely. I've got a whole list of Korean creams to buy.

Oh, I want some too. Can I see that?

Yeah, but it's in Korean. How do we do this?

Would you look at this place? I can't!

Oh my gosh…

What is this place? Wow!

Jeez, I'm gonna go nuts in here.

Wow. I feel like I need everything. Here, I'll get us a basket.

No, not 'us', honey. One for you, one for me.

Let's get this. It's awesome. This is the stuff you put in the, uh-- toilet

so you don't have to smell the other

-person's shit. Because no one needs that. -Oh, we're definitely getting it.

-You know what? -We're definitely getting it.

You're the one who should take it, babe. You go ahead and buy that.

-I n-- But I never poop. You know. -Exactly. I know. You put it in when I go.

Ah!

-Oh god. -I won't be needing it.

-Girl! Look at this. -Woah, yeah!

This one's perfect for you,

-babe, I'm begging you, just buy this, -I've heard of it.

-Alright? You're constipated, right? -You're, like, sealed shut.

-It's a suppository, am I right? -Yeah, but it's a honey-based.

I'm begging you. Get a couple of boxes,

seriously. I'll buy you one. I'll give you one box as a gift. I'm--

Let me explain something to you.

I'm gonna put it right on top of your pillow.

But can I say something, Júlia? Like, just between us?

-Huh? -I have llke a, major issue,

-Uh-huh. -putting a sapository,

up my own butt.

Hey. Hold on, you're not asking me to help you right now, are ya?

Júlia, we need to get that fish sperm stuff. I think it's salmon.

They say the sperm's supposed to get into your DNA and it,

like, multiplies everything. I'm not leaving without the sperm, okay?

Babe, if it multiplies, I'm down.

Hold on a second, is this the salmon sperm thing?

Uh-- Maybe we should get someone to help us find the sperm.

-Get me some sperm. -We're saying that a lot, huh?

Your totals are 410 and 450 euros.

Clara, what are we nuts? What the hell's wrong with us? 450 euros?

Wow. We should put some stuff back, right.

I mean, 'cause it's a ten step Korean skincare routine.

What if I get, like, three steps? Our budget's not big enough for ten.

I know, but what do we cut?

Because apparently the cream without the toner is pretty useless.

-Yish… -Well, you could simplify your routine.

The essentials.

Ah. Sure, the essentials, yeah.

Ah. Just the essentials, that's cool.

For sure, that's what we need. I'm gonna go ahead and put some stuff back.

What do you think I don't need?

Memory,

rabbit pellets

-or the sperm? -Don't lose the rabbit pellets stuff,

I'm begging you. But you can't lose the memory stuff either.

You can't afford to go without your memory medication.

Keep the memory and the rabbit pellets. We'll split the sperm.

Nice. That's good. Yeah, so we're splitting the sperm.

Yep. No problem.

Oh my gosh, we lost track of time. We have to pick up the girls, right?

Ah, don't worry. I know a super quick way to get there.

BRENO ON POINT FRIDAY

"Breno on Point."

So ironic, huh?

That man's never been on point about anything in his freaking life.

I didn't know he was so famous here in Portugal. Wow.

Wait, so you know Breno Bernardes?

Unfortunately, my dear.

He's her ex-husband and her daughter's father, actually.

But honestly, it's been years since they split up Nuno.

Júlia's been single for a super long time.

Hold on. 'Single for a super long time'? You're fucking kidding me?

No, I mean, it hasn't been that long. I'm just-

being over the top. 'A long time', that's so relative.

What is time, anyway? Everyone has their own pace.

Yeah. Sure, I hear you.

-See you later. -Thank you.

Thank you.

-It was nothing. Take care. -Bye, take care.

-See ya. -What is going on?

That guy would make me get divorced and move to Lisbon very the next day!

How is it possible for one man to have everything?

I know, right? He's hot, he's kind, he's smart, an incredible father.

Oh my god. There's probably a catch.

Next thing you know, he has three ex-wives, seven kids.

I'm out. No freaking way.

At this point in my life, Clara?

I'm not suffering.

I refuse to fall in love.

I wanna snuggle up in my comfort zone right now.

So crazy that you guys didn't even check if the monastery was open.

For real. You made us rush over here for nothing.

Calm down, alright?

You know what I think, Auntie?

The universe is sending us a sign.

Hmm.

Exactly. A sign we should go to a makeup store instead.

-Ah. Yeah, sure. -Ah. Yeah, nice try girls.

We're getting pictures at the São Bento Monastery, even if it's closed. Here.

What? Here.

-You mean Jerónimos Monastery, babe. -Yeah. Jerónimos. Cheese.

Wait, other way. Other way.

Yay. No, wait. We won't be able to post it like that.

No, wait a minute.

We'll never be able to. They won't let us.

Yeah.

Go ahead, then.

Yeah.

The top of our heads are cut off, get it straight. There we go.

Wait. Like this.

There we go.

So, Mom…

we're gonna go see our friends for a minute, okay?

-Yeah, okay. -Can you hold my bag?

-Sure. Aw, that's cute. -We'll be right back.

-Look at her little friends. -Selfie time, just the two of us.

Where's my- Ah. Wait. You're holding it.

I have, like, zero desire to go back to my life in Brazil right now.

Júlia you need your own show,

just pitch it to someone - you're the whole package.

You're charismatic, articulate and really smart.

It's kind of absurd.

I feel like I'm at the top of my game professionally right now,

but it's like the whole world keeps trying to tell me I'm obsolete.

-You mind if we sit a little? -Sure, babe.

-Wow, my god, I'm beat. -Ugh. I'm exhausted.

Seriously. Oh my gosh.

You know what? If I had more time,

I'd start a whole new life.

I don't know.

Maybe I'm a little too old to make a big change like that. What do you think?

Babe, let's say you live up to ninety years old.

Are you gonna spend the next forty years saying you didn't have time?

-Why don't you go back to school. -And study what?

I'll never become an architect that dream is dead.

Why? Why'd you let that dream die?

Couldn't tell ya.

I don't know.

-The girls are so happy, aren't they? -Aww. They are.

-I think we did a good job. -Yeah.

Yeah, they're easygoing.

True.

They're so chill. They're so low-maintenance.

Totally. I never even felt the need to monitor her social media.

Well, I have every parental control imaginable activated.

You can even control who she talks to, babe.

Oh my gosh, don't say that, I'm not controlling anything.

Do you think I should start being more controlling?

Well, I'm gonna start by checking her bag then.

Wait, but that's an invasion of privacy. That's too much.

You control who she talks to, I don't. I have no choice but

to invade her privacy a little. You got me feeling anxious.

Oh jeez, should I be invading her privacy as well?

-You're rubbing off on me. Jesus Christ. -They're looking over here.

We're clear.

Wait, I didn't get to say hi to you yet.

Me neither. Hey!

How are you?

Don't worry. We just got here too.

What's up?

Okay, I'm gonna- I'm gonna make some fan art for you.

Oh my god. Oh no.

I can't believe it it's awful.

What? That's lip gloss.

Clara,

this is a vape.

Oh my God, seriously, vapes are really dangerous!

It's addictive, Clara. It's poison!

-Jesus Christ. No. -What?

My daughter's lungs are damaged. Look at her cough.

Oh my gosh, no way.

-Júlia. -Yeah?

I see two of their friends talking over there. They're all alone.

Should we go over and do a little investigating?

Absolutely, honey.

Let's go get the scoop from their friends right now.

Let's go.

Hi. How are you?

-Yep. Hi. -We're good.

You're Brazilian?

Yeah, we both are.

And you're just out here on your own? There's no adult

keeping an eye on you right now?

What is happening here?

It's no big deal. Our parents know we're here.

Yeah? And do your parents know that

-everyone's vaping at school, huh? -Yeah.

What? What school? What are you even talking about?

Oh my gosh.

We don't live in Lisbon, okay? We're just here on vacation.

-Ahh. So you're both on vacation. 'Kay. -Ahh…

We're keeping an eye on you anyway.

We got the wrong girls.

-They're not even their friends. -We got the wrong kids. Walk away.

Walk away, honey.

-I'm all over the place right now. -Walk away.

Who are those weirdos? What the hell was that?

Yeah. Wow. Imagine being their daughter.

Thank god that's not us. Hard pass.

-Manuela! -Isadora, wait!

How about we discuss our plans for tomorrow? What do you say?

Mhm.

It's just that Dad invited us out on his boat tomorrow since it's gonna be sunny.

Happen to involve a boat too.

What boat, though?

And our thing combines a boat ride with a little culture.

It's where the voyages of the Age of Discovery set off from.

Vasco da Gama,

Pedro Álvares Cabral. They all set sail from there.

Wait a second, really?

Are we renting a boat now?

Absolutely. I'm renting a boat right now. We're keeping them right next to us.

-Hey, Dad. -How are you, sweetheart?

-So, did you like your mom's surprise? -Loved it.

What are you doing at the gym, André?

Did they kidnapped you?

C'mon… Aren't you always saying I

don't take care of myself and all that stuff?

Here I am.

I got an awesome deal on a membership, with a personal trainer and everything.

-Personal trainer? -So now Carlinha's helping me out.

She's not letting me slack off.

Hi, I'm Carla. Nice to meet you.

I'm gonna have to hang up. Otherwise, I'll be in trouble.

Go ahead. So.

She means business.

This is the muscle we're working. Go ahead, André.

Okay, well… I just called to see how you're doing, alright?

Bye now.

Wait, just-

'Carlinha'?

They're doing cute little nicknames already?

Wow, sweetheart.

Your room is so cute.

Kinda messy, though. Isn't it?

Hey, don't complain. I just cleaned it yesterday.

It's usually much worse.

Wow, so many drawings.

Yeah. I'm taking these amazing design classes.

We do a lot of studio work.

What about chemistry?

You're working on that right?

Because chemistry's important for medical school, sweetie.

Uh-- Mom, I'm just-- gonna take a quick shower.

Can you just stay put and leave my things alone?

Oh, please.

I've got better things to do than mess with your stuff, believe me.

Gimme a break. Go take a shower, Isadora.

I hope the bathroom's clean.

This is a disaster, Júlia.

One of them's vaping, and the other's having sex.

Yeah, babe. This is not good at all.

You know? I feel torn.

I find myself thinking,

'What if someone else planted that?' And then I start spiraling,

thinking she's part of an international vape-smuggling scheme.

Agh. Awful. What about Isa?

Thinking about having sex with some boy I don't know, just like that.

C'mon, she's not just thinking. She's definitely doing it.

Oh my God. Where's that boat?

Hey there, Júlia!

-Hi. -Oh, man. What's that thing?

Well…

Must be the boat that's gonna take us to our boat.

You know what I mean? Those little boats that come attached to the big boat?

-That's definitely what it is, yeah. -Uh-huh.

-Nice. That's cool. -What's up? Hi!

Is this boat taking us to our actual boat, sir?

Hi. How are you?

No mam, sorry, there's no other boat. This is your boat.

Uh-- I don't get it.

If it doesn't have a motor, it doesn't qualify as a boat.

Okay, but, where's the motor on this boat, mister?

The motor? I mean, it's human powered. Your legs are the motor. You're gonna

and it goes…

-No way. My cramps are killing me -Ugh. Jesus.

-Right now. I'm not doing that. -I'm getting nauseous just looking at it.

What do you mean, nauseous, honey?

What's going on? Why are you getting nauseous, Isadora?

What?

-Thank you. -Go ahead.

I'm having a hard time staying positive here.

I couldn't see when I chose this thing. I wasn't wearing glasses.

-And there weren't any pictures, come on. -Júlia, I've gotta be straight with you.

Your eyesight situation is pretty concerning.

Fix yourself. Keep a pair in every pocket you've got.

Or, you know, just buy a six pack already.

Like beers?

Babe, listen. Are you sure you wanna do that?

Are you sure you wanna complain? You're gonna rub off on the girls.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a unicorn, girls! This is so much fun, right?

So much fun!

My damn leg is stuck.

Jesus. I need a hand here. What's wrong with you?

Hop on.

Ah!

-Júlia, can you take a picture of me? -Uh-huh?

Make it real nice.

I want a picture where I look so happy it'll make André insecure.

I still can't get over that freaking personal trainer chick.

If I have to feel insecure, honey, everybody's gonna feel insecure.

Come on, I wanna look hot as hell. Go ahead.

-I'm gonna make you look hot. Let's go. -And cheery, okay?

No, that's kinda corny.

Honey, grab the horn of the unicorn. Your whole body will stretch out!

-Hold on. That's awesome. Good idea. -You know?

You look great like that. It's like you're not even trying.

-Big smile! -Am I kinda crooked, though?

-I'm crooked, aren't I? -No, I mean, yeah, kinda, but-

Throw yourself back like that. Be spontaneous.

-Man… -A fit of laughter.

Look happy.

Belly in, hun. Suck it in.

You look beautiful. That's the shot. Gorgeous.

I took a million pictures, okay? Just give me a second.

You sure it's not out of focus? You sure? You can't see.

You're not wearing your readers.

Come on, but I-- Babe, hear me out. I focused like this. This is what I did.

Without your readers, though? Okay, then.

Let me do a little Photoshopping. Just a little tweak.

-Just a little touch-up so nobody -Put a little filter on it too, okay?

Gives you any crap. Of course, yeah. Wait, let me get a better look over here.

-Hold on. -I wanna look pretty and happy.

-This one. -This one's good.

That's beautiful.

Fit of laughter. Your smile. Check it out.

Did you retouch this one? You touched this up, right?

Barely touched it up. Minor stuff.

You're gorgeous, Clara. Seriously. Your body's slamming.

Sure, I- I look like I'm doing okay.

Yeah, yeah, that's so great. Post it.

You look amazing, honey. Post it, post it, post it.

Wait, okay. Let's come up with a--

Okay, I'll post it.

Think of a caption, real quick.

I'll post it. Wait a second.

Like, Happy days, uh--' or 'Special', or-- Yeah.

Uh-- 'Happy days…' 'Happy days with the best company.' Yes!

'…Company'. Yes. Good one, good one.

"Happy days…"

It's a little mysterious, you know what I mean? Like, 'who else is there'?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The four of us and the unicorn, right?

Well, there could be a sailor here with us.

From another boat, right?

'Happy days with the best company ever.'

Somewhere around here, there's a sailor looking us, I'm sure.

-Or another animal. -Hit like, will you?

I need som-- I need someone to like the post.

-Oh, absolutely. Of course. -And comment, 'Divaaa.'

Bunch of A's.

Write, 'Divaaa.'

Yup. Will do.

Or, like 'Sexyyy'.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. With the fire emoji, too.

Yeah. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

'Divaaaaaa!'

What the heck, nobody's liked it yet.

Fire emoji. There we go.

Calm down, girl. You're too anxious. We just posted it.

-Wow, I look hot. -You look really great.

So hot. So hot. So hot.

Really great. Amazing.

Girls. We just posted some pictures.

Can you come over here and give the woman some love right now?

She's only got one like and comment from me so far.

Honey, I need you to like my picture

and say I'm happy or whatever, okay?

Manuela, like your auntie's picture too. We need at least two likes.

Just don't write "Auntie," okay?

-Okay. -So cringe.

Yep, I know right?

-You get it. -Ho-- Hold on, what?

Wait, Mom, delete that post right now.

What? Why?

Auntie, Mom edited the picture and now your shoulder is missing.

-Oh my God! Jesus! -For fuck's sake, Júlia!

-Calm down. I didn't see that. -No way!

No way, I can't believe you did that. You gotta--

I don't have my readers on me. I couldn't see. Hey, calm down, take it easy.

You gotta be kidding me.

Isadora, I don't know… Help me, then. Delete it.

Clara. It's alright. I'll help you.

Where is it?

I tried to erase the unicorn's head, but somehow your

shoulder came off with it.

Holy fuck, Júlia, you made me look like an idiot.

-Give me a minute. Yeah. Calm down, I'll… -Help me delete that. Now.

Not one more pedal.

I swear, I keep pedaling and pedaling and we're not getting anywhere.

I mean, that rock's been there the whole time. We're not moving. Seriously.

I've got an idea.

Nuno?

Would you look at that? Wow.

My God. Even if he has three ex-wives and seven kids, he's worth it, honey.

We're always looking for a man to swoop in and save the day.

Whatever, babe. Let him rescue us just this once.

We'll figure out the feminism thing later.

Don't tell him I'm the one who rented this unicorn. For crying out loud.

We'll blame the girls, right? Say they wanted it.

Obviously.

CLARA: NUNO CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT YOU!

-Sorry, um-- Mind if I take this? -Not at all.

Go ahead. Sure.

Hi, my love. What's up? I'm on the boat. Is it urgent?

I just wanted to share some news.

But we can talk later.

Sounds good. Bye, now.

I love you.

Not only is he not single,

he's very much in love, Clara.

Love you too, Dad.

So your daughter's older huh?

She is. She's 18 years old.

She's studying literature in Porto.

That's so rad.

You have no idea how hard it is being away from my daughter.

We can imagine.

We're going through the exact same thing right now.

And it's amazing that she's studying literature in college.

Super great. Yeah.

I've always told her

to have the courage to pursue her dreams, you know?

We can't keep letting

society tell women what's good and what's not.

You're right, yeah.

You better make out with this guy.

Come on, don't be silly.

He's just nice, that's all.

Europeans are really polite.

It's misleading, girl.

I'm telling you, Clara.

Girls,

come here.

Let me tell you something interesting about that beach over there.

That is where Pedro Alvarez Cabral set sail on his first

journey accross the Atlantic. A lot of

-explorers left from that very port. -I know he is. He's an interesting guy,

-Imagine seing those ships leave. Knowing -I know. Calm down, babe. Calm down.

-Take it easy. I know he is. -They where headed off, into the unknown.

Careful. Yep.

-Watch your step. -Oh, phew!

Ready?

Alright, Júlia, Clara

it was truly a pleasure rescuing you and the girls.

Really.

-Thanks for saving us. -Thanks a lot.

-Yeah, sure thing. -We have to save you one day!

-Ah, one day. It was nothing. -We appreciate it.

Thank you.

-Jesus Christ. -See ya, Nuno. Thanks.

See you. Take care.

-Thanks. -Enjoy Lisbon.

-"Tania!" -Nuno! Hey! How are you, dear?

-I'm great. How are you? It's so great -I can't believe we're

-to see you, how's everything? -finally doing this with you!

I told you I was right about him. He's not the kinda

man you get involved with. He probably has a girl in every port.

Didn't you say Europeans were so polite, it's misleading and all that. So…

he's just being polite right now.

I don't think this guy's being polite. He's a player, babe.

His family's probably from Rio. It's genetic.

What are you even saying?

-Ow! -Jesus.

I'm dying over here.

I know, right? We went out to have fun and came back with dengue fever.

Babe, everything hurts right now.

Ow. Agh!

Agh! Agh! Agh.

Seriously. Good Lord.

Hey, have you heard from André?

Nothing.

Can you believe he posted a workout picture?

Flexing his arm like this, you know? Showing off muscles he doesn't have.

So he was online, and he couldn't even like one picture of me, yeah?

Not even the one with the girls and me in it.

-I can't believe it, Clara! -I swear!

Hold on, can I see?

Check this out. There he is at the gym, girl.

-No, no, no. -This is awful.

-He doesn't pull off the gym-guy look. -Yeah. I can't even look at it.

-Why would anyone feel the need -I can't-- I can't wrap my head around it.

To start showing off their muscles at this point in life?

Wh-- What muscles?

-He didn't even grow any muscles yet. -I mean, the question is:

He's crazy. "What muscles?"

Babe, he's doing this on purpose.

Probably because you're here, having fun without him.

Has to be that.

Yeah, but you know what I think?

I think he doesn't miss me at all. The man could care less.

Zero.

I don't miss him at all either. Nada.

Can you back up a little? I can't see you from this close.

I'm actually serious.

Okay, so look…

That's good.

At least you're realizing how disconnected you two are.

That's the first step to start making a change in your life.

I think we turned into a corporation, you know? A business entity.

Like an LLC.

We're just business associates raising Isadora.

It's been a long time since we stopped being a couple.

But you know, I'm terrified of leaving him, Júlia.

Honey, what's terrifying

is having to reinvent a future you already pictured with André.

Well, of course I've thought about leaving him a few times,

but I'm never sure. I keep wondering, I mean,

is it a bump in the road, or

is there no more road left for us at all? How do I know the answer?

When the time comes, deep down, you could feel it.

You know what's crazy though, Júlia?

When it comes to money,

like, I'm a financially independent woman, right?

Why on earth am I so afraid of being alone anyway?

Women are made to feel like we're not enough.

Like we can't have it all without a man. Like we can't be alone.

But honey, let's be honest here. At our age,

it's really hard to find a decent guy out there.

But wait a second… You didn't split up yet.

-You're already thinking about that? -Well, yeah.

Too soon, come on.

Truth is, I don't want to grow old alone.

You should be scared

of growing old with someone in a corporate marriage.

Guess what? Nuno sent me a text.

My gosh, Júlia.

-Agh. -'I'll give you your hat back

if we get a drink.'

Aww, I love it. Amazing. Text him back, honey.

-'Unfortunately,' -What is wrong with you? Are you crazy?

A handsome, single, intelligent guy asks you out, and your response starts with

'unfortunately', babe? Really?

Hear me out.

Here's the thing about dating.

Either you dive into the abyss and enjoy yourself

until your face hits the ground,

or you stop and decide, rationally,

you don't wanna keep crashing like that.

I don't wanna get hurt again. That's final.

I'm going with 'Unfortunately'.

Okay. Okay.

Ow. Oh, Júlia…

Don't you think we might be snubbing the girls a little.

A little bit, right?

Do you have the energy to be a mom right now or can we rest?

No I'm tapped right now. Come on… Can we take a mom break?

Oh, I'm so glad you proposed that.

Just until tomorrow.

-Putting motherhood on hold. -We've earned it, seriously.

Tomorrow we'll be mothers again.

ALCÂNTARA HOSPITAL EMERGENCY

Agh. This is really weird, Júlia.

I'll be honest. I'm worried I might have arthritis, a blood clot, or osteoporosis.

Oh, man. We just got to Lisbon and we're already in the hospital.

-Huh. -You think so?

Oh my gosh, Júlia.

Clara Machado?

Yes. Hello.

Shall we?

Sure.

-He's so hot. -Wow.

-Jesus. -Here, put some on.

-I'm that bad right now? Really? -No, but it won't hurt, Clara.

A little touch-up never hurts, right?

Jeez, girl. Pulling out lipstick for me is crazy? I must look-- Red lipstick?

Trust me. You need it.

-Okay. -Red gives you a little lift.

You know what? I don't think I can put on lipstick by myself, honey.

I know, babe.

Nobody puts on red lipstick without a mirror. No way in hell. Let me see.

You don't look very trustworthy right now.

Yeah. If I'm being honest, it's really hard to do this without my readers.

Wow, you're-- you're squinting so hard your whole face is folding.

Júlia, come on, you're making me look like a mime aren't you?

-Wait, I'm not even done yet, honey. -But your face is like this.

-Yeah, but do you have -You look like a freaking psycho.

Another choice right now? Of course I am, honey. I'm all

-you've got. You gotta trust my eye. -Red lipstick is so good.

It has personality, right?

Wait.

-Do this. -This is a doctor's appointment, okay?

Yeah, but you look happier already.

I'm in pain, alright.

So, you're, uh-- Brazilian.

Yes, I am.

Ah, I absolutely love Brazil. The nature, the people, the, um--

the music, right?

It's amazing.

Thank you kindly.

So, how can I help you, Clara?

Oh, I think I strained something in my calf. It hurts a lot.

Well,

Lisbon's stairs aren't exactly beginner-friendly.

-Not everyone's ready for them. -Oh, not me, I'm ready.

I love exercise.

I'm a gym rat, you know?

Like, even on vacation. I never skip a workout.

I just went for a long run in a park around here. I was going--

Yeah, well… That's great.

Let me examine you.

-How was it? -Are you okay, Mom?

Is it serious?

No, no. Nothing but uh-- muscle fatigue.

Looks like your mom overdid it with the running.

-You're a runner? -You're a runner?

She does run. All the time, doc.

Oh my gosh, she's definitely overdoing it.

Yes, and our muscles needs to recover.

-Right. -Obviously, exercise is important,

but right now you need to give your body a break.

Of course, definitely.

Doctor, while we're all here.

Sorry to jump in.

Would you mind, uh-- taking a bit of time to explain all

about the dangers

of vaping?

-Good idea. -Well, we have, uh-- several programs

here at the hospital that cover that.

The main thing is to know that vaping

is not a game, alright?

-Not a game, definitely not. -It really isn't.

It's not.

Not a game, did you hear that?

It's not to be messed with.

What about teenage pregnancy? What can you tell us, Doctor?

You know, maybe tell us what the statistics are like.

Well, I'm an orthopedist. But, uh-- I recommend getting informed

and, of course, using condoms during sex.

Right.

But even condoms aren't, like, 100% effective.

They're not. Girls, don't you wanna take advantage of having an expert right here

and, you know, just pick his brain a little? Ask him anything you want.

No.

-'No.' -If you have any specific questions,

you can always talk to my colleague in gynecology.

So,

Isadora, what are the questions you have?

Uh-- I don't have any questions, doctor.

Yeah, my mom insisted we come in here, actually.

I didn't even want to.

That's not it, honey. Doctor,

I don't live here. And I think she could use someone that could talk to her,

you know, to inform her about this kinda thing, alright?

After all, I mean, she's at an age when she might be, uh--

I don't know, maybe thinking-- Are you having sex, sweetheart?

Uh-- What are you even talking about?

I found a condom in your grandmother's coat.

Just tell me you're having sex, honey. Might as well say it,

so we can talk to the doctor, and the three of us can get your whole

life figured out before I leave. I'll go home feeling much better.

No, Mom. The condom doesn't belong to me.

It's Manu's.

She probably just forgot she left it in my coat or something.

Oh, thank god.

I'm not emotionally equipped to handle you having sex with someone

on the other side of the ocean, honey. I couldn't handle it.

Manu's having sex on the other side of the ocean,

and Júlia's completely unaware.

Júlia!

Júlia!

Oh my god!

How long has it been since we last saw each other?

Huh?

Wow, you're just more beautiful than ever. Really.

You know I think you really benefitted from the divorce.

How've you been, Breno?

I'm great.

I'm here because there's something I found out about Manu.

Breno,

I think it's important that you talk to your daughter.

You need to have a conversation with Manuela.

What kind of conversation?

I don't get it. What're you worried about?

Do you know Manu's friends?

Or who she's been hanging out with here?

Back in Brazil, I know them all.

I barely just got here, Breno,

and I already found a vape in her things.

You know what, Júlia? I don't think you know her

Brazilian friends all well as you think you do.

That vape isn't Manu's.

It's Isadora's.

Wait, really?

That's right. When I asked Manu,

she said Isadora asked her to hide it in her bag for her

because of Clara. She can be intense, you know that.

Sorry to interrupt. I need to talk to you.

Yeah. Talk to you soon.

Oh my God.

Isadora's vaping and having sex.

Oh my God.

Manuela's vaping and having sex.

-Ah. -You're still here, Clara?

Well, yeah. Turns out I took your advice.

I left your office, and I went straight to the gynecologist,

-dragging a teenager by the hair. -Huh.

Right, I'm going to that sardine restaurant you recommended today.

Oh. I'm heading out to lunch now, actually.

I'd love to take you there myself if you're free.

Ah.

That's sweet.

I already made plans with the girls. I'm sorry.

Let me do this, then.

I'll give you my card.

If you need anything, just let me know.

Whenever you want.

Thanks a lot. You're too kind.

Enjoy your sardines.

Thank you.

Crazy.

Being a mom is one wild ride, huh?

You think you're doing everything right, but sometimes things go wrong.

Yeah. Absolutely. Even when we're trying to do the right thing.

Clara, we do what we can, right?

Don't blame yourself if something goes wrong, okay?

-You either, babe. -There we go.

You gotta keep an eye out.

-I'm keeping an eye out. Are you? -Absolutely. Like a hawk.

Then there we go. We have to stay alert. Where are these girls?

There they are, going into a store. Honey, we gotta keep them in check.

They have no sense of limits. Those two'll buy the everything.

Not on my watch, they're not.

Here's the deal: one little thing each, and that's it.

One basic little thing. Two, since we're traveling. Two things. Two things.

Yeah. Two. Two. You're right. You're right. You're right.

We're over fifty, so we can buy whatever we want, right?

Yep. Absolutely.

This is the kind of classic piece I think everyone should have.

Where would you even wear it?

I don't know. A wedding in Búzios, something like that.

Who's gonna get married, my love? People our age are just getting divorced.

Look at those little lace panties,

all sheer with that little string in the back.

-That's nice, huh? -Yup. It's nice. You bet.

I found the condom in the coat you borrowed from Isadora.

Sweetie, you do realize that condoms aren't 100% effective, right?

-You didn't tell my mom, did you? -No.

You have to tell her.

I know, yeah.

I will, I promise.

Just give me some time to figure out how, okay?

Do what you always do. Be honest.

Just talk it out.

And I don't know if you know this,

but smoking during pregnancy

is freaking terrible for the baby.

Okay?

Never forget that.

We need to talk, Isadora.

Auntie, I, uh,-- could've been changing, you know?

Don't be silly. I've seen you naked your whole life.

This is urgent. Listen to me. I talked to Breno

-and he told me you're smoking. -No. No, I'm just vaping, okay? I swear.

But vaping's really dangerous, Isadora.

It seems harmless, but it can really mess up your lungs, my love.

My mom's gonna kill me, isn't she?

She doesn't know about this, but you need to tell her immediately.

-Okay, I'll-- I'm gonna tell her. -And, by the way…

you need to be healthy to have a love life, Isadora.

Have you thought about talking to her about that too?

Yeah, sure.

-I will. -Okay, good.

It's important.

Júlia,

how do you like this top?

Wow, that looks so good!

Now the bottoms have to go, babe. It's not really working.

I guess, right?

Find something better, will you? Get rid of the granny panties.

-You do not wanna wear that. -For sure, I will.

-How do I look? -Holy shit, Clara!

Oh, boy.

Honey, you went from granny panties to stripper.

I'll be honest with you.

I'm gonna buy all these sexy outfits, which I'm sure André would love,

but I can't imagine wearing them for him. It's weird.

Should I go out with that handsome doctor, Júlia?

You know you're wearing that for a reason, babe.

Go have some sardines with him. You could become friends?

Oh my gosh,

I'm crazy. I'm buying sexy underwear just to go eat sardines. Seriously?

You can buy underwear, go eat sardines. Do whatever you want, my love.

-Hot-girl energy. -I'll be honest, darling.

Like, looking at myself wearing this right now…

I think I still have it, you know?

Don't I?

What do you think?

Forget it. I'm not buying this.

-Why not? -'Cause I look like Morticia Addams.

Come on, don't give up just yet. Show a little leg. You've got beautiful legs.

Check us out.

-Check us out! -Check us out!

What do you think? Pretty cute, right?

It's giving Botox clinic.

I'm about to give someone an injection. This is ridiculous, look at us.

Yeah, it's not working.

Oh my gosh.

What is going on? Jesus Christ. This is not going to work at all, is it?

It's giving Brazilian Festa Junina, you know? Tanananana na-na-na.

Tanananana na-na-na.

-Tanananana na-na-na. -Tanananana na-na-na.

-Tanananana na-na-na. -Tanananana na-na-na.

Ta nana nana nana. Tanananana.

Watch out for the snake!

Ta nana nana nana. Tanananana.

Agh. I peed my pants, Clara.

We're both too old to be doing this. You peed your pants, right? Oh my gosh.

-Clara. -What is it?

Check this out.

If you won't go, I will.

Babe, I've got so much to tell you.

You definitely got laid. Right?

It was absolutely wonderful.

The place he took me to was beautiful. Just stunning.

I knew you were gonna like it.

This bar, this view, uh--

They're very special to me.

-I think it's right up your alley. -Really?

And what's my alley? How do you see me?

Uh… You're regal

yet

not too serious.

You're playful, but

you're sexy as well.

I stalked you a little bit online, nothing crazy

and I watched some of your street reports.

You're very talented, Júlia.

I appreciate that.

He's cultured, sensitive,

funny…

And besides, um… I like bossanova more than fado.

What's the catch, though?

Give me a hint, will you?

Um--

Well,

I snore.

But, you know,

the only way you're gonna find that out is by sleeping with me.

At one point, he looked at me,

and I just got lost in his eyes.

I was like, 'oh my gosh,

is this for real? Is this really happening?'

I was falling for him right then and there.

By the time we got into bed,

I was already weak in the knees, ready to believe in romance.

I thought, 'this guy is something else.'

But I never wanna see him again after that.

I'll be back in a second.

When he went out to get us some pastéis de Belém.

I saw all these pictures of him with beautiful women in the same place he

took me.

The place he said was so special to him.

So apparently he takes all his 'special' girls there.

Are you okay?

My daughter just called. I have to-

take care of something urgent.

I just took off. I made a run for it. Can you believe it?

I did the math. Now pay attention.

-He has about four female clients a day. -Uh-huh.

One woman has got to be nteresting, right?

Seven women catching his eye every week.

What does that tell ya?

He's hooking up with freaking 28 women a month.

Can you believe this dude?

Got it.

You did some crazy math in your head, and came to the conclusion that he's

banging 28 women a month. That's it, boom.

Tell me about your night.

Here's the thing. I got there with everything figured out.

I had the entire hookup laid out in my head, down to every detail,

honey. Amazing sex and all that.

I sat down and remembered I was married again.

Then I started drinking and forgot.

And then he freaking asked if I was married, so there it was again.

-Are you married? -No. What?

So I started trying to convince him, you know?

I told him my marriage was a mess,

that I had a date and time for it to end, and he ate it right up.

-Do you plan on saving your marriage? -No.

Plan? No. It's a lost battle.

We hit rock bottom.

He took my hand.

As soon as he squeezed my hand,

I was flooded with memories of my wedding day with André,

in the church.

I even saw flashes of me breastfeeding Isadora.

Sorry, I gotta hit the ladies room.

I drank too much wine, I think.

Yeah… In the back.

Suddenly I was drowning in guilt about my family, so I left him there.

I freaking ran!

It's so good here, I'm telling you.

Try this, it's wonderful. Cheers.

We're two fugitives in Lisbon.

Mm.

Hey, do you think we're running away from life?

You think that's bad? I've got something worse.

-You lost your phone. -Nope. It's worse than that.

-Not your phone? What is it? -It's André.

Júlia, can you believe André completely forgot our wedding anniversary?

And so did I.

That's terrible isn't it?

Let me tell you something important.

Being married

and being a couple are two different things.

Sometimes you share a house,

but not a life together.

I agree, that's so true.

Now I'll tell you something even more important than that.

What is it?

Next time you decide to wear that scarf around me,

-Oh, no! -let me know, okay?

-No way. What's going on? -So we don't look like twinsies, right?

-Crazy. This is crazy. -I can't believe it.

-You know what this is? Hive mind. -No, we just shop the same sales, babe.

I did a story on a renewal ritual once.

Essentially, you take a piece of paper

and make a list of everything you want to leave behind in life.

Everything you wanna be rid of. Then you burn it.

Wait a minute, I've got a lot to burn.

Uh-- Let me think here.

Mm-- I wanna be free

of having to pick up my stepson's clothes from the floor.

And I don't wanna buy my mother-in-law's medication.

MOTHER-IN-LAW

What I want

is to stop being afraid of saying no.

I'm always saying 'yes'

-when I wanna say 'no'. -I wanna stop hearing André's guitar.

It's way too much.

-That's good. -Júlia,

I just realized I burned up everything that's left of my marriage in there.

I want to…

I wanna stop being afraid of going it alone.

I do.

I wanna be able to love

without being afraid.

-Clara! -What?

-I didn't hit the fire. -It's not burning, babe.

Calm down!

Oh, 'calm down', 'calm down'? Easy for you to say.

All your problems are burning.

You're all set. Peachy keen. Not me, though.

My biggest problem isn't burning, It's a disaster.

I know,

but take it easy. I'm freaking out too. I just threw my mother-in-law in there.

You don't think I'm sending her bad energy, do you? Poor thing.

No. No. You wanted to be rid of the hassle,

not of her. The universe is wise, it got you.

-Are you sure? -What about me?

You're right, yeah.

You've got it all figured out. Your problems are burning away right now.

That's makes total sense.

My biggest one isn't burning. Blow on it. Help me.

This was such a great decision.

What if that's what turning fifty is about?

Going after our own idea of heaven.

I'm done not prioritizing myself.

We can't keep wasting our time like that.

I just want every moment of my life to be worth living.

We always manage to find some excuse to

put our lives on hold. Have you ever noticed that?

Absolutely. When you think about it,

time is the one precious thing that you never get back.

There's no way to buy it,

and we decide what to do with it.

I feel the same way about love. It's also a precious thing that no one can buy.

But love depends on someone else.

Our time is ours alone.

I have an idea. What if we used our time,

our last few days in this country,

to rent a car and hit the road?

Just the two of us?

A little break from our teenage daughters?

That's right, girl!

But can we please try to plan this a little better, honey?

I'm with you.

Let's try to focus for once in our lives

-For sure, for sure. -so nothing goes south.

For sure, yeah. Wait, I know!

Nuno told me about a sweet little town here in Portugal.

Waterfalls left and right,

very close, not expensive.

What do you say? Awesome, right?

Bestie roadtrip! Yay!

It's Júlia.

Good morning, ma'am. There's been a little problem with the car keys.

I didn't get that. Did you?

Not a word. Nothing. Sorry, sir. Can you please repeat that?

-Grab it. -Can you hear me?

Is there a problem with the call?

Maybe we should text instead.

Babe, wait a minute.

If we're like in a dead zone, then texting wouldn't help at all.

Uh- Uh, the reception isn't the clearest.

Can you hear me now?

Yeah, I do.

Um--

Great.

Perfect.

Uh-- very slowly, if you don't mind? Thank you.

The car keys are here.

You left without them.

What? How's that possible? I'm not sure I get you.

The keys aren't here?

The-- The-- The keys are there?

Exactly.

-We don't have the keys, Júlia. -You didn't get them earlier?

I guess not.

I mean, how's the car even running? Oh my gosh.

-You need to come back. -Okay. Uh--

Let me ask you something.

The car.

It's currently running.

So, can it run without the keys?

No, not usually.

He said not usually.

Not usually?

-That's what he said. -The car could stop any second.

Sir. Please help us out here. I--

Help me. Uh--

What if the car actually does stop?

What then?

-Well, we can't do anything unless you -What then? Well,

-we're gonna be freaking stranded. -come back. You need the keys.

What now? Sir. Did you hear that? What if I get, like, stranded out here?

-The keys can't be over there, Clara. -You hear me?

Clara, they can't be over there. They have to be here.

The car won't work without the keys.

We should've taken the frickin' unicorn instead!

Hello! Hello!

I'm laughing 'cause I'm nervous.

The car is working.

What if it stops? What's gonna happen after that?

It's dangerous? You have to, uh-- help us.

It's not our fault. Wait, is it our fault, babe?

Of course not. Keep arguing. Come on.

Awesome. It's not our fault at all, sir.

It's their fault. They should have stopped us.

Yeah! You know what? It's not our fault. It's your fault. You should've--

-They have to bring it. It's their fault. -Are we being Karens right now?

We're not Karens, it's our right.

They shouldn't have to bring-- Are you sure about that?

Absolutely.

Can you bring the keys here, please?

What?

He hung up on me. That asshat.

-Oh my gosh. We're totally screwed. -Oh my gosh,

the car's gonna stop any second.

Let's go back then, alright? Just turn around.

We can't. We don't have enough gas to go back. We'll have to keep going.

Because we can't stop to fill up the tank. If we stop the car,

-then it won't start again. -Hit the gas.

-Shit. There's a roundabout right there. -Oh, boy.

We can't stop the car.

I guess we'll just keep circling this roundabout, then.

Oh, that's right! That way we don't run into any traffic lights.

Keep the car moving. Good call!

-It's ringing. -Okay, hold on.

Hello, ma'am. I'm the manager at the rental car company.

There has to be a spare key somewhere inside the car.

Hi.

It won't run if the key gets more than a hundred meters away.

-Hope that helps. -So the keys are here after all.

Really? They're in here?

Somewhere inside the car. Yeah, I guess they are.

-It's a little crazy, right? -Totally crazy.

Of course they'd be in here. The car wouldn't be running otherwise.

You're absolutely right, I agree.

-So uh, do you think that we're good now? -Hell, no.

We're screwed. All downhill from here.

Can we get out of the roundabout, though? I'm dizzy.

-Did you bring a bikini? -Yeah. Did you?

Of course. Waterfall time, baby.

Are you having any husband-and-kids withdrawals?

-Hell no! -Hell no!

You feel like going back home yet?

-Hell no! -Hell no!

Freedom!

-Every day when I wake up -Every day when I wake up

-The time that's passed is gone -The time that's passed is gone

-But I have plenty of time -But I have plenty of time

-We have all the time in the world -We have all the time in the world

-Every day before I go to sleep -Every day before I go to sleep

-I remember and forget how the day went -I remember and forget how the day went

-Always moving forward -Always moving forward

-We have no time to waste -We have no time to waste

-So hold me tight -So hold me tight

-Tell me once again that we're already -Tell me once again that we're already

-Far away from everything We have -Far away from everything We have

-our own time We have our own time -our own time We have our own time

-And what was hidden is what -And what was hidden is what hid itself

-hid itself And what was promised, -And what was promised, no one promised

-no one promised And it wasn't time wasted -And it wasn't time wasted

-We're so young -We're so young

-So young -So young

-So young -So young

-Let me do this thing before I forget. -We made it, I'm so glad we're here.

PARKING METER BLUE ZONE

-How do I work this freaking thing? -Wait, let me help.

One sec.

I think I canceled it, holy cow.

Hold on, give me a minute, I got it. Let me see.

-I can't read that. -Me neither.

-Wait a minute, I got it. Oh, I know. -I know how to fix this, Clara.

-Let's make a little tent right here. -Why is it so hard to read?

Ah! Perfect! Great!

Let's fix this problem, we got this girl. We have to pull out all the stops, baby.

-Great idea! -Okay, so let's change the language.

Why didn't it change, though? So annoying.

I'm asking for help. This is a nightmare.

Sir, can I bother you for a sec?

Can you help us with this machine?

Perdón, es que no te entiendo. ¿Me lo puedes repetir?

I'm sorry. So we need to pay for parking at this machine, right?

Perdona, pero no puedo ayudarles. Es que llevo mucha prisa. Lo siento.

"Abacería."

"Vinos y quesos"?

Wait.

-"Carnicería"? -"Carnicería"?

Wait a second…

Everything's in Spanish here.

Clara, what's going on? Jesus, we're in the wrong city.

-No. -We came to Seville, Spain.

-My gosh. -We ended up in Spain.

How on earth did you cross a border without realizing it, babe?

Wasn't there a sign or something?

'Welcome to Spain'? You're kidding me right now.

Come on, you were the copilot, hun. The GPS was your job.

Oh my gosh, Júlia.

How do we even do something like this?

I don't know what to say.

We probably need an MRI.

I'm worried about our state. Aren't you shocked, Júlia?

Of course I'm shocked. I'm speechless.

Hi, señora.

Hi. Let me ask you something.

You should probably try it in Spanish, though.

Is-- Okay. I'll try.

Uh-- Déjame preguntar una cosita.

Uh… ¿Nósotras estamos en España?

Por supuesto.

Is 'por supuesto' yes or no?

-I just used up all the Spanish I know. -¿Acá

es

España?

Sí. Ya te lo he dicho. Buenas tardes.

'Ya le lo dicho', huh?

No doubt about it. It is Spain.

Oh my gosh.

You know what? It's getting a little bit concerning.

Clara…

-Hm? -Keep this under wraps, okay?

-Clearly. Yeah. -Not even Manu and Isa.

No need-- Manu and Isa?

You think I'd give them the chance to laugh at us? Definitely not.

You know, one thing's bothering me, though. I mean, think about it for a sec.

There's a Seville here and a Seville here one in Portugal and one in Spain,

that's what you get when you search it. I see both.

Pretty understandable that we got confused, don't you think?

-Absolutely. Girl for real! -I know, right?

We don't know the roads or anything.

We're not from here. It's freaking confusing.

-It's confusing. Of course it is. Yeah. -Why would they do that?

What do you say?

You wanna go back or check out the wrong Seville today instead?

Clara, even if we had to stay here

we don't have a hotel reservation, right?

No hotel, but there's jamón.

I love pata negra.

Oh, boy. Let's get some of that pata negra,

and jamón. I'm freaking starving, come on.

Me too. Oh my gosh.

What even is this city, Júlia? Just look at that!

Check out that cathedral. It's like an open-air museum!

Wow. Amazing, right?

Wow… Is your head getting fried, too?

Yup. Jeez, I'm so hot. I think I'm gonna pass out.

-So hot. Jesus. I'm dying right now. -I feel kinda woozy.

-Oh, God. -You think we can cool off in here?

Hold onto this.

I'm not a freaking-- a freaking ham babysitter,

-sweetie. You bought it, you hold it. -Okay.

-Seriously. -Hold on.

Agh, this is great.

Agh, that feels nice! That's so good!

Agh.

I'm gonna need a lot more than putting a little water on the back of neck,

-this is crazy. -Yeah, I know.

I could pass out I'm so hot girl.

Look. Do your arms like this. It's really good. Such a relief.

I want more. I want a full on bath in this.

Is this all we're gonna do, babe?

Just splashing a little water on ourselves? My head's, like,

-frying right now. -I'm with you.

No, joke.

Wait, I'm doing that too. Hold on.

-Oh! That feels so good! -Agh! That's amazing!

-Júlia. -Yeah?

Are you sure we're allowed to do this?

Isn't this considered vandalism of public property?

Come on. The real vandalism is what menopause is doing to us.

We have a right to cool off, am I right?

Yes, you are.

-This is amazing! -This is amazing!

Should we do that thing they did in the movie- "My Life on Mars"?

Let's bump into someone and say we're sorry.

I think he'd really like that.

Alright, here we go.

Someone's coming, let's do it. Bump into them.

-Sorry! -Sorry!

It's like a dry sauna out here. My hair's already dry.

-Jesus Christ! -Wow! What is this place?

What in the world? Look where we ended up!

We have to stay here. ¡Hola! ¡Buenos días!

-¡Buenos días! -¡Buenos días!

Hi, so could we get a room for two people? Just one night?

Solamente para un diasito.

Lo siento, cariños.

Sorry, but we don't have any rooms available tonight.

It's the Feast of San Juan.

The whole city's packed.

Okay. ¡Gracias!

Okay. Gracias, gracias.

De nada. Buena suerte, ¿vale?

-Thank you. -Sí.

-Ah… -You.

Clara,

we're gonna need some 'suerte' because we can't sleep in "el car-ay" okay?

You think we'll find a place to stay? She said there's a festival here?

-That kinda got me worried. -We'll find a room.

There's plenty of hotels around here. We'll pull it off, I know it.

I guess, right? Cool, it's all good we'll find a nice-

We're staying here.

Why here, you ask? Because this hotel is in a wonderful location. My gosh,

it's great.

Absolutely. I hear you. Look at this garden, with lots of sun. It has, uh--

Look at that.

A plant, you know? And a water fountain, in case we need it again, right?

-What could be better? -I sure can't think of anything.

-Un momento ahora vuelvo. -Me neither. Whoa.

Olé.

-It's Hola, not Ole, Clara. C'mon now. -Uh…

We're not watching soccer, honey.

Buenas tardes. Soy Ramón.

-Hola, Jamón. -Hola.

'Jamón' is this thing you're holding,

-babe. You gotta -Right, yeah.

-Loosen up your tongue. It's 'Rrrramón.' -Buenas ta-ra-re-ra-rón.

Ramón.

Ramón, buenas tardes.

Uh-- Are you looking for a room for two?

-Sí. -Ah, sí. Sí.

Well, it's your lucky day. Follow me.

Someone cancelled a reservation, so, a room just opened up.

Bueno.

Ah!

¿Te ocupas tú?

Sí.

Me voy por un café.

¡Bienvenidas!

Gracias again.

Gracias. Thank you.

Thank you.

It's a great room. Tiene unas vistas impresionantes encima.

Oh "impressive vistas" well it doesn't have to be on the top floor, it's okay.

Thank you.

I don't think that's what he said. Nuh-uh.

No? 'Kay.

Um-- top or bottom, it's "no importa."

As long as we have a bed, we're fine.

Uh-- Do you have air-conditioning?

We're feeling super caliente.

Sweetheart, 'caliente' has nothing to do with whether or not it's hot outside.

Really?

It's a different word for teperture. You went straight to sex, honey.

We do have air conditioning in the rooms. Yes.

Oh.

If you wait here, I'll make sure the room's ready.

-Y Os doy la habitación en un rato, ¿sí? -Yikes. I think he said there are

-rats here. Appreciate it! -Gracias. Thank you.

Oh, come on.

With a hottie like that greeting us, I can handle a couple of rats.

Can't you, babe? It's just a little rat, right?

-I can. -Yeah, I thought so.

-Would you look at this place, Júlia? -It's beautiful. I love it.

If you like Andalusian architecture,

I can show you a bunch of interesting sights in Sevilla.

Are you an architect?

No. I actually own this place.

-Ahh! That's so cool! -Ahh!

That's amazing, Ramón!

-¿Y tú? -¿Yo? Yo tengo una

simple real estate agency, so I sell apartamentos.

But yo gustaria mucho mucho ser arquiteta.

A little motivation and suddenly you're fluent in Spanish, just like that?

-Una preguntita. -Sí.

El estacionamiento.

Parking.

-Mhm. -Did we have to get some sort of

uh-- papercito? Or a-- ticketcito?

Know what I mean?

Perdoname, she's confused.

N-- No ha-- No habla español. Mi amiga no habla.

Uh-- El papercito, el ticketcito,

Ahh.

Were we supposed to bring it with us?

Baby those are the exact same words I said, come on.

-Right. -Oh, I get it. The parking ticket.

You were supposed to leave it inside your vehicle.

Jeez, we didn't leave it in our vehicle. We'll end up in trouble for this, hun.

Jeez.

Um-- Fine, no problem. We can't undo what happened,

are you gonna worry about the ticket

are you gonna focus on the good looking guy who got us a cuartito?

Cuartito. Cuartito.

Okay, so… Awesome. You handle the cuartito.

I'm going to the restroomcito.

Gracias.

Perdón. Nosotras hablamos mucho. Somos muy amigas.

Isadora, what's up? This is a quick reminder, okay?

Don't forget what we talked about. About your secret.

You need to have a talk with your mom by tomorrow.

Alright? Bye now.

Manu,

don't forget to tell your mom your secret.

And take care of yourself until then. Let me know if you need anything.

The pill, condoms, I've got you. Like, I'd have to buy some first.

I've got you, though. So please let me know.

Bye now.

¿Te gusta el hotel?

Wow.

I really do.

It's so gorgeous.

Uh-- Usted, uh--

Have you owned this hotel for long, Ramón?

No, uh-- I bought it recently.

Hace poco tiempo.

I used to work in finance, you know?

But, one day…

I decided…

To change my life.

Cambiar de vida

is something that takes guts.

Listen,

you know, tonight, there's a party, a fiesta- uh

Real close to here. And

I was wondering if you'd wanna come.

-Si te apetece. -Apetece.

Absolutely, yeah, yeah. Apetece.

Sure, for sure.

What's this music, Júlia?

I've got a feeling we're a little too old for this. Seriously.

Come on, hun, we're as young as ever.

We've pedaled that unicorn all the way to the wrong city.

We landed a pretty cool hotel.

We're ten years younger in Lisbon, alright.

I love it. Let's keep that going.

If anything goes wrong, I'll blend into the crowd with my

Don't put your arms up like that, babe. We're trying to look young here.

Great…

-Mhm. -I shouldn't even be putting my arms up

anyway. I was trying to look sexy, now I'm

vacuum-packed.

I completely overdid it. It's so tight, I can't even freaking breathe.

-Come on, don't be silly. You look great. -I need air.

Anyway, where is he?

He invited us, but he's not here?

¿Donde estás, guapo?

Don't worry, he'll be here soon. He might be watching you from a distance.

-We don't know. -Shit, you're right. Hold on.

-Gracias. -Gracias.

-That's my jam, Júlia! -What? I love this song!

-But I try -But I try

-I try -I try

-But I try -But I try

-I try -I try

This is the best trip of my life!

You make traveling so much fun, bestie!

Play it cool.

-Why? -Mister Ham's here.

He's right behind you. Act natural. What're you doing?

I just got nervous.

They're coming over here. Him and his hot friend.

Just be chill we got this.

Here they are.

Hola, chicas.

-Let me introduce you to- uh-- Nacho. -Hola.

-He's a lifelong friend. -¿Qué tal?

-Hi. -Hola.

-How are you? -We're great.

-Hola. Júlia. -Hola.

Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you too. -Hola.

-¿Qué tal? -¿Qué tal?

You're not drinking yet?

-No. Not really. -We're not.

-We haven't ordered, but… -Not yet.

-Let's go buy them a round. We'll be back. -Vámos.

-Nacho? I thought Nachos were an appetizer? -Oh, boy.

One's Nacho, the other's Jamón.

The universe sent a couple of snacks our way.

You know that's a sign, right?

Un minutito, por favor.

-What happened? -Clara,

I can't get Nuno out of my head.

Even kissing a guy that hot couldn't get him out. It's so weird.

Seriously? And here I am forgetting all about André!

You definitely forgot about him. You're all over Ramón.

Oh god I've got butterflies all over.

My heart's racing here, babe. Really.

How am I supposed to get naked in front of a man like that?

A guy like that has never encountered anything like what's going on here.

He's never seen vaginal

This is beyond anything he's ever seen.

Dryness from menopause before.

Focus on your own pleasure.

And the worst part? When I was jumping around out there, remember?

All excited, Finally feeling alive again.

Yeah. So, suddenly I felt a waterfall of pee coming down.

Now I've got pee, like, everywhere.

Oh, babe, you're not alone. I couldn't hold it, I peed.

I forgot to use my technique to keep the pee in while I was dancing.

You got a technique?

It's so easy.

At our age, we have no business

jumping around like a couple of teenagers, with our legs side by side,

-that's trouble. -Opens the hatch.

You gotta move one leg

and then the other.

-See? It's easy right? -So clever!

As long as you alternate, you're not gonna urinate.

This is crazy. But I try

Check this out. But I try,

try,

-I try. -I try. It's working!

Holy shit, Júlia!

I've been pissing all over myself. Tell me these secrets a little sooner.

Babe, no.

I forgot to do it myself. I mean, I'm covered in pee.

Jesus, it's so embarrassing.

Uh-- This skirt is too tight. So I can't reach it.

-I'll help you. -You know? I can't wipe it off.

Don't worry. I'll help you. Come on, I've got you.

Wait, let's make sure nobody shows up, Okay, great. Get in there, hun.

Right? That'd be awkward. Perfect. Now get my other leg.

You've got pee everywhere in here.

Piss all over, everywhere.

So this is getting older, it's pretty sad.

-That's love, right there. -Love you, babe. I appreciate it.

Alright, now, shall we? Shall we get out there?

You go.

It's fine, I think I'm gonna stay in here.

But I try

Uh-- How about I get us a little wine?

Oh my God.

So? How was it?

Great. Oh my gosh, the sex was freaking amazing!

I mean, the guy threw me onto the bed. That was a shock to me.

Nobody's thrown me onto a bed since, I don't know, like, my honeymoon.

That's so hot!

Not really, babe. I started freaking out about everything.

I kept thinking, 'I'm covered in cellulite.

He can see it. My skin's really saggy.'

You know Ramón's skin was freaking smooth.

So I started thinking of ways to dim all the lights. Isn't that crazy?

It's so beyond frustrating.

Us women are always putting so much freaking

pressure on ourselves, it's awful.

I don't even think he cared.

He was, like, super

into it. I mean, we kissed for hours.

Do you know how long it's been since I made out like that? It was so good.

And babe, my little lady, you know? Who was basically dead

resurrected out of the blue and said 'Yo, I'm back.

Seize the day.

Forget about it, if the little lady's back in action, it was worth it.

Totally. I can't wait to see him again, you know?

I think I'm crushing on him a little, huh?

Wait a second.

Oh my gosh.

I should've left my husband before falling in love again.

But come to think of it, if I'm this open to someone new,

then my marriage is already over.

I'll get a separation from Andre.

I never wanna stop feeling this way.

I'm reclaiming my life.

Don't forget that.

I don't care what happens you have to hold onto that feeling.

I hear you.

I won't.

I won't.

Now tell me everything. I want the tea.

Well, I guess I need to find another Spaniard, you know?

-Uh-huh. -To help me forget Nuno ever existed.

-Uh-huh. -I mean, Spaniards are excellent, right?

Excelentes! I think I'll head back to the inn.

I don't know, I'm feeling kinda nervous, Júlia.

I shouldn't ask him out, should I?

Oh my god, you have to.

Alright, wish me luck.

I'll do it. See you!

I thought you might want something sweet.

Nuno?

I brought you this. Some pastéis de Belém.

Oh my gosh. Thanks.

When I saw you were posting from Spain,

I figured you'd gone to the wrong Seville.

So I decided to put my favorite skill to work:

rescuing Júlia.

I don't get it.

I don't get why you left my place like that, Júlia.

Or why you suddenly stopped texting me back either.

All I know is

I can't stop thinking about you.

And I wanted to tell you this in person.

-Nuno… -I want you.

I wanna give us a chance.

Nuno, look.

You're a free spirit.

You chose a life

that unfortunately doesn't work for me.

What happened between us was wonderful.

But I don't wanna jump into something I can't handle.

I'm at peace.

I love life and I'm happy.

I haven't felt like this in years.

I think…

I think I'm falling in love with you.

But I don't wanna fall in love with you I'm sorry.

Hola.

Hola, buenas.

Mind if I sit?

Si, Si, Si. Go ahead.

The lady at the hotel said I could find you here.

Ah.

Okay, well, uh-- How are you?

I'm great.

Uh--

I wanted to say that

last night

was really special to me, Ramón.

Para mí también.

It was very special.

Wanna have some vino de verano with me tonight?

Clara, I'm going away tonight.

On a plane.

Wait, really?

Away, like, fly?

-Tonight? -Sí.

¿Qué pasa?

No.

No pasa nada.

No pasa nada.

I mean, I was just thinking that--

The two of us…

-Maybe we could-- -Look, Clara…

I really enjoyed being with you.

-And I'd love to do it again. I mean it. -Gracias.

How do I say this…

yo, en este momento,

mm--

no quiero

-pareja. -No! I don't want paella either, I'm good.

Paella has too much rice. I don't even like it.

No. Not 'paella.'

Oh.

I don't-

I don't want anything serious.

Ah.

Ah, okay.

I understand.

I get it.

I'm so glad you understand, Clara.

I get it yeah of course. It's totally fine.

I'm not even in a place for anything serious right now either.

No puedo.

Uhh--

I…

Maybe we can…

Maybe our paths'll cross again.

Hello?

Hi, my love. Ugh. I'm so glad you answered.

Well, the reason I'm calling is that--

I just wanted to say I miss you.

And…

I can't wait to come back.

This time apart has made me realize what I want.

Twenty years we've been together.

And, I just can't wait to get back to my house, my family, my little life,

you know what I mean?

André?

André, are you there?

Clara…

look, this time apart made me realize a few things too. Uh--

I think we need to talk.

Talk about what?

Wait, is something going on, André?

The truth is, our marriage is already over.

It ended a long time ago.

And I'm sure you feel the same way.

Right?

You got us running out of that hotel like fugitives.

-Can you tell me what's going on? -André wants to split up, Júlia.

And I'm not ready to give up on our marriage.

I like my married life, it's nice.

Going to the movies, going out to dinner…

Why did I come on this trip? What was I thinking?

Everyone's gonna think I just walked away from everything.

What do you mean, Clara? This was fantastic.

Look at everything we went through. You're really gonna give

all of yourself to a marriage that's already fallen apart?

You've lost all admiration for each other!

There's no connection, no respect.

You guys barely even talk. You don't even fight.

Júlia, I'm fifty years old.

What if I end up alone and never find anyone else?

Oh my god, I'm panicking.

I'm gonna move up my flight back to Brazil.

Clara, did you forget all the things you felt yesterday?

You wanna go back to

a life that hasn't been making you happy only because you're afraid?

You're not thinking straight. What should be scaring you

is being stuck in a failed marriage.

Hold on.

You're talking to me about fear?

When you're running from love cause you're scared to be vulnerable.

Nobody can get in close because you've shut yourself off.

I'm protecting myself, Clara.

I know exactly how much I can take. You're the one who's clueless.

I'm the one who's clueless?

Not only are you clueless about Nuno,

you're clueless about your freaking daughter.

She's not just vaping. She's having sex too.

What are you saying? Your daughter's the one lying to you.

Isadora's the one having sex and vaping.

She put the vape in Manu's bag, Manu told her dad about it.

No, Isadora told me the condom belonged to Manu.

Oh my god, for Christ's sake.

I'm such an idiot.

Manu's having sex and I was the last to know?

Now my head's starting to spin.

Isadora was lying.

I can't believe she's vaping.

You knew the condom belonged to Manu and you didn't say anything?

And you knew the vape belonged to Isadora and didn't tell me either.

What? You're packing?

-Yeah. -What happened?

I'll have to go back to Brazil early, sweetheart.

If I can find an eleven o'clock flight.

It was online five minutes ago, now it's gone.

How's that even possible? It's gone.

But, Mom, why the big rush?

-Did something happen to dad? -Don't worry.

I do want to chat about you father, but let's curb that.

I want to talk about something else.

Have a seat.

I've really missed talking to you, sweetheart.

Manu…

Clara told me you had sex.

You had your first sexual experience.

You know I'd never force you

to tell me- everything about your life baby.

But we've always…

We've always been so close, haven't we?

I guess I just thought you'd tell me when it happened, honey.

Mom, I'm sorry.

It just happened, you know?

And there's also the fact that we're living so far apart.

I just never found the right moment to talk about that.

But honestly, I'm in love.

Aw, sweetie! That's wonderful!

Yeah. But whatever, I just don't know if--

if I'm ready to get serious with someone like that.

It's too soon. I think I'm too young for love.

Well, if you wanna be together,

he's in love with you,

and above all, you're in love with him. Why not?

I don't know, I mean…

I'm totally chill with being single. I don't mind.

Like you, right?

I'm afraid to get my heart broken. It's not worth it.

Wait, is that how you see me?

Yeah.

Manu, you can't be afraid to love, alright?

You can't let fear keep you from love.

Just go for it, give it a chance.

It's better to get hurt

than not to feel anything.

Do you really believe that?

I really do. Of course I do, Manu. I just can't seem to live

-by that right now, you know what I mean? -Well…

But I believe it, really, I do.

It's the best feeling in life, Manu.

To love and to be loved back, sweetheart.

Sure, I mean, loving alone sucks balls. But when it's mutual, it's great…

When the feeling's mutual, it's the best freaking thing in the world, my love!

Wait a second.

Are you saying that to me

or to yourself, Mom?

Why on earth would you hide that from me?

I can't believe you've been vaping, sweetheart?

I-- I swear I stopped.

Okay, Mom? It's true.

I'm never gonna smoke again. Ever.

You, a future doctor? I mean, it doesn't even make sense?

Mom, I really need to tell you something.

Oh my gosh, are you pregnant?

No, I'm not.

It's not what I was gonna tell you.

Wait, my legs are still trembling. Hang on.

Oh, thank God. Go ahead.

I just don't wanna be a doctor.

I never have and I never will.

What do you mean?

You spend your whole day watching those medical shows.

Mom,

I only watch that kinda stuff because the actors are, like, really hot.

Is that right?

Anyway, you always do this.

You always pick out--

one little snapshot of my life

and then you convince yourself I'm someone I'm not.

I never wanted to learn piano.

I always wanted to play drums, actually.

And I'm not into ballet.

And by the way…

Well, it's not just boys I'm into.

My goodness.

I see.

Oh my goodness.

To think I have a whole travel kit full of pills here, but not a

single one of them is strong enough for this.

Let's breathe for a second here. Calm down. Stay calm. Please.

Come on. Let's take a breath here.

Listen, the truth is, I don't even know for sure what I like and what I don't.

I feel so confused.

Oh, my love…

Wait? Why on earth didn't you come talk to me sooner, Isadora?

Look at me.

I want you to remember this:

You can tell me anything.

Will I freak out sometimes?

Sure.

Will I have a little meltdown or whatever?

Of course.

But you know what?

I understand you

way more than you can imagine, honey.

Are you and dad splitting up?

-What would give you that idea sweetheart. -Because of how things have been.

Obviously things haven't been good for you for a long time.

I don't know.

I don't know if I

know how to live on my own.

Of course you do, obviously.

You're already doing it.

You do everything on your own, don't you?

Yeah.

But you do realize that a divorce

isn't easy on anyone in the family.

I know that.

But, Mom I'm always gonna be have your back.

Aw, babygirl…

My sweetie.

Oh my gosh, I love you so, so, so much,

I'm almost willing to admit I like the blue hair.

'Kay, anyway. Do you wanna see a picture of my

possible future boyfriend?

I do. I do.

Manu!

-He's hot! Whoa! Oh my gosh, -Mhm.

He's so handsome!

Is he good to you?

-He's so sweet! -Aw, babygirl!

That's so amazing! Yay!

Do you wanna see a picture

of my, you know, definitely future boyfriend?

-Totally, duhh. -Let me find one, then.

Wait.

-Oh my god! Is this the guy from the boat? -Yeah.

No.

-It's totally the guy from the boat. -My god!

Wait, did you see his story?

Aren't you, like, super um-- obsessed with this singer? Ludmilla?

I'm obsessed, like, for real.

Thank you so much, sweetie.

This venue is historic in its own right.

Ludmilla's performed here several times.

Follow me, please.

Does anyone have a question?

Anyone?

I have one.

Ugh. Júlia's not answering. I really need to talk to her.

I think she's a little upset with me, sweetheart.

Wait, Mom. Manu just texted.

'My mom went looking for Nuno at the Ludmilla concert.'

I need to find her. I'm gonna go rescue my bestie.

Nuno,

I'm not seeing anyone in Brazil.

Right now, there's just you,

my fear of getting hurt,

and my desire to be loved by someone.

Do you wanna be with me?

I do.

I'd love to, for as long as you'll have me, Júlia.

Let's go.

Wait a minute.

I came to make things right with you after running away like that.

But I also need to go make things right with my best friend.

Oh, my battery died.

I'll call you as soon as I charge my phone.

-Okay. -Yeah?

Mmm.

Mmm.

LUDMILLA THE QUEEN OF FADO

"Attention, please. Boarding for flight

-1150 to Rio de Janeiro is now closed." -Oh, no…

Hello?

I locked myself in the bathroom. I need help. It's an emergency.

Someone broke into my room.

Hey! Who's there?

-Clara? -Júlia?

Oh, babe. I went to the airport looking for you.

I thought you'd be on a plane to Brazil by now.

Me too, babe. I tried to find you at the Ludmilla thing. But it was a different

singer, I mean, I got the wrong Ludmilla. Ended up listening to fado.

-Can you believe that? -Aw, I missed you getting things wrong.

Ugh. I can't believe this

-is our last day here. -Aw.

I know.

Well, at least we're in this gorgeous place, all four of us together.

Isa, you know, I never thought I'd say this, but

I'm gonna miss having them here.

-Honey, keep the oil. -Yeah,

I thought they'd be a pain in the ass, but they're actually pretty fun, right?

-Yeah. -Put it away, Clara!

Mom?

-Mom! -Where's the fire girl, chill.

You're leaving already. I just can't believe it.

I'm really gonna miss you guys.

Mm.

Aw, Manu, honey me too! I'm gonna miss you so much more that I can say.

Isadora,

don't you have something sweet like that to say your mama, too,

-my little angel? -Don't be so needy, Mom.

I loved spending these days with you. You know it already.

I know, but it's different when you say it out loud, you know?

We wanna hear it from you, not a text.

We need an actual human interaction, you know what I mean?

Well, I'm really proud of you, first of all.

And I'm so, so proud to be your daughter.

Aww, sweetheart.

I know how hard you've worked to get me where I am today.

And if you need to make a

big change, you know? Start over to find happiness,

I'll always be there to support you.

Love you, babygirl.

I'm so grateful.

I love you.

I love you too.

And Mom, you always celebrate other women,

but I want to celebrate you.

Thank you for giving me the best life and always making sure I'm happy.

But, I want to see you be happy too. You deserve it.

You're so precious, sweetie.

I love you so much, babygirl!

Holy cow. Our daughters are so grown-up. When did this happen?

Yeah, I know, right?

Shall we make a toast?

-For sure. -Let's do it.

Okay I got an idea.

Let's each choose few words

to describe our time here over these last few days.

To beginning a new chapter.

To being scared,

and trying anyway.

I'm toasting to best friends.

-Aww! -Aww.

And you know what? Here's to our moms!

-That's right, we have the -Best moms in the world!

Best moms in the world!

-Ahh! -So sweet! Cheers!

I love you girls, so much!

We love you!

Lovers come and go,

children grow up and leave the nest,

but your friends are the ones who stay.

I've had so many friends in my life,

but why do I choose her as my best friend?

She's my best friend

because, between all the laughter,

we've found something rare together.

The freedom to share our deepest fears.

She helps me discover parts of myself I never knew were there.

She cheers me on every step of the way.

Together, we learned to start over.

She's always encouraging me to believe in myself.

She's always reminding me that I can be happy on my own.

She helped me realize that love comes with uncertainty, too

This is what I want my life to look like.

Laughing by her side

and always looking ahead.

We don't compete.

We share. When one of us needs a little comfort,

the other gives her strength and courage.

We're living so much longer these days,

and we'll be having adventures together for the rest of our lives.

As women, our friends are like invisible wings.

They help us fly.

Oh, I did it. I did it. Babe, don't touch this thing, okay?

This is way beyond our skillset. Don't even try.

Oh. Thank God, girl.

-Everything's spinning right now. -Aren't you going to say the line?

-'I really miss the old times. Seriously. -'I really miss the old times.

I miss an old clock that makes noise…' That kinda stuff.

Oh my gosh, guys, seriously?

What the--

What the heck were you doing in there, Mônica?

Is anyone keeping an eye on Mônica?

Seriously, like, she's not giving me any cues today…

No, no, no. Come on. Yes I am.

I could drive a semi through these gaps between lines.

Right here. Susana was like 'go back, go back.' I was right here, ask her.

Okay, who's babysitting her? Watch the kid.

I'm not gonna swimming around, guys. I'm saving my energy.

I just saw something. Oh my gosh, I saw something. I'm serious. I'm serious.

You're messing with me, Monica.

I'm being serious as fuck right now!

She saw something, guys. She said she's serious.

What is it? That's just the rope! Ding dong.

-Are you sure? -Look, right here, Mônica.

No, Ingrid, the other way around. Bring Jamón closer to you.

Which Jamón? The real human jamón, or the jamón-- Which--

Or the Jamón.

I was almost gonna go for it.

Yeah, same. Me too.

I don't know anything anymore.

Desculpa, ella es confusa.

Ella no habla español.

El-- papercito, ticketcit--

Desculpame, és confusa.

No habla espanhol.

Ticketcito, paper--

Dang it, it was super good. Oh my god.

Sorry, I can do it. Let's do this.

Susana, the unicorn won't do what we want. We try to turn it,

we pedal and pedal, we put the freaking--

this thing, the steering wheel one way, and the unicorn goes the other.

What the heck are we supposed to do?

For Christ's sake. We're trying everything, guys.

Wait, so you're just--

You know how to get cash back?

Never done that before in my life. Isadora.

I just forgot my daughter's name.

Isa-- I wanna say Giulia, Yeah.

-Go ahead. -Wait. Manuela, Isadora. Wait.

-Uh-huh. -Of course I want my back. Yeah!

Don't you mean cashback?

No idea. I thought it was 'money back'. Hey--

Wait. Yeah, sure! Wait.

Yeah, sure. Money--

Hold on, Isadora's smoking?

And she didn't tell me anything?

Great, now I'm-- I'm feeling sick.

So Isadora's is smo--

-It's-- It's Manu. -Yep. It's Manu. Your daughter is Manu.

Oh my gosh. I can't even-- For Christ's sake.

I'm glad I'm not the only one getting their daughter's name wrong, guys.

Mine's Manu…

Wait, give me a minute, please. Let's go again. Wait.

-And-- No-- Yikes! No, yours is Isado… -Jesus Christ.

It's the last day of shooting and you still don't know your daughters' names?

Mônica, your daughter's Manu. Ingrid, your daughter's Isadora.

-Go! -The vape is Isadora's.

She put it in Manu's bag, Manu already told her dad about it.

No, Manu came up to me

and said Isadora--

Shit. Wait. Nope. Wait.

Gimme a sec, I'll get her name right. Wait.

-Ingrid… -My name is Clara…

Your name is Clara.

My daughter's Manu.

-No, your daughter is Isadora! -Your daughter is Isadora!

-Oh my god. -Mônica, your name is Júlia.

Your daughter is Manu.

For crying out loud,

it's the last day of shooting. At this point, all we can do is laugh.

Júlia, Manu.

-They've both got a U - Júlia and Manu, -That's good.

And you are Clara and Isadora.

This is all Mônica Martelli's fault. She had the brilliant idea

of paying tribute to our daughters.

So we gave our daughters' names to the characters.

Yeah, but we're in our tenth freaking week of shooting with these names.

You still haven't learned them after ten weeks?

No, I learned them. I'm just confused, is all.

Don't try to defend yourself, take the hit.

Don't even try. You just can't.

There's no excuse for this. I'll get it now. Let's try again, come on, let's go.

Come on, let's do this.

Not only are you clueless about Nuno,

Come on, we got it. Yeah.

You're also clueless about your daughter's behavior.

Isadora's not just vaping. She's not having sex anymore.

Excuse me? What?

-Shit. -She's not having sex anymore.

You're absolutely clueless, honey.

No, you're the one who's clueless here.

You're not just blind to Nuno, you're blind to your own daughter.

She's not just vaping. She's smoking pot too.

Seriously, this is hopeless.

Yep. Both of you are clueless.