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All right,

come on.

Look at that penalty.

Come on. Come on, baby. Move it.

Move it. All right.

No. Go for the field goal, putz. You'll get murdered.

No. Come on. All right. First down. All right. All right. Yeah.

Come on. Let's put this. Let's put this.

Yeah. Come on. Dig. Dig. Dig.

All right. All right. All right. Beautiful.

That's all. That's all.

All right, come on.

That's right. Put it in. All right. All right, go.

No unnecessary roughness.

Downfield.

That's better.

You've got the ball.

Make a run for it.

Shit!

Fuck it, I was in bounds.

We're moving around the end. That's right.

You blew that one touchdown.

You fool. You overthrew him in the end zone.

You missed it.

You got sacked 14 times.

What are you going to do about it now?

You better do something about it.

Take care of the situation at hand.

How about when you blew that one touchdown?

They regained the fumble.

And they scored.

So?

This is your punishment now.

Then, not only did you fumble, you got sacked, on and on and on.

Are you listening to me?

Okay, you better be.

You blew it big.

I don't know what to say to you.

Okay, you blew it, Zwicky.

Why don't you just take control here?

How can you get paid so much and goof up so much?

If your salary wasn't enough, your bonuses aren't enough either.

the price you have to pay.

Zwicky, you should be kicked in the butt.

Remember the first quarter play?

Remember the pass you were supposed to throw to McNulty?

You threw it right into the damn stands.

What a dunce. How can you do that kind of shit?

You don't mind the penalties, do you?

And how about the field goal at the end of the first half? You were supposed to

be kicking. Remember, I said supposed to be kicking.

You completely missed the ball.

You completely missed the ball.

You should be burned at stake.

Zwicky, I must say you're much better on the bench than you are on the field.

Come on, we're waiting for you.

Yes, same to you, Howard.

Come on!

Come on, come on.

Bring it around.

That's right, hand it. All right.

And the first half of this game.

Listen, I'm sorry, but I gotta see how this game turns out.

I'll watch that with you tomorrow night.

Bullshit!

you go out and you play tackle fucking football and Wednesday you go out and

you coach some little football fucking leaguers and Thursday you watch fucking

football reruns and then Friday it's your left fucking trunk football

I'm glad you think it's funny.

I was furious.

God, you know, I feel like I'm at the end of my rope.

You'd think I'd be worth more than a football game.

Or maybe not. I don't know.

Well, I sure don't feel like I can give him what he wants.

Yeah, I'm feeling kind of penned up.

This afternoon?

Oh, yeah, I'd love that. That'd be fun.

Okay.

Okay, then we'll talk to you later at the club.

Okay. Bye-bye.

Amen.

I nearly died when Betty called me. I said, well, good for her. She's finally

getting liberated.

Yeah, Sidney was no better.

That's why I divorced him. He left me alone all summer.

He had a season's ticket to the Yankee Stadium.

It was zipped straight from the office to the box seat. Well, with Roger, it

was basketball.

That's why last season I finally decided to go to ladies' night over at the

Diplomat Club.

He never told me that. Well, I didn't want to shock you.

Isn't that where the men strip?

Same place.

I don't know about that bar scene.

It's not a single bar, Angie.

It's practically all women.

The only guys in there are the ones that serve the drinks or the dance on the

stage.

Don't look at me. I don't know. I've never been there.

Come on, Betty.

Like I always say, if there's no food in the kitchen, you gotta eat out.

Well... I'll try anything, Warren.

Good for you.

Crazy.

Oh, that's great. Great.

Oh, just a little more.

Excuse me.

What?

Oh, no, I was talking about the game.

After five yards.

Do you want some wine? Sure.

How long do you think it'll be tonight?

That depends.

Well?

You've got a good time tonight.

You guys aren't even giving it a chance.

We're here.

Isn't it enough of a chance?

Well, would you guys rather be sitting home watching a football game when the

boys don't like what you're doing?

Where are they? She follows me everywhere.

Hey lady, would you do that?

Hey, I'm having a real good time.

And that's what it's all about, huh? We're having a swell time here.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for.

Finals of the Wet Underwear Contest.

Dozens are waiting backstage as your finalists are.

From Encino, California, an electrical engineer, a motion picture director, Bob

Bigelow.

Mexico. He's a medical student.

Dennis McKinnick. That's it for Dennis.

That's number one, Bob Bigelow.

That's number two, Dennis McKinnick. Remember him.

Tell me, lovely ladies, what do we like to see here at the Diplomat Club?

What do we like to see more than anything?

We like to see them wet, don't we?

Now it's time for the final judgment.

Is the winner going to be number one, Bob Bigelow, or number

two, Dennis McKinnick?

Let's hear it for contestant number one, Bob Bigelow.

Or number two, that medical student from Guadalajara University, Dennis

McKinnick.

It's gonna be another night for you. Dennis, the winner!

Bunch of guys!

Pretty good for amateur.

But not for a real professional.

Listen, I'm gonna break.

Great game here. I've never really seen this variation of 8-ball.

Kind of interesting.

It's a hard game to play.

Watch this.

Well, I can do it a lot more now.

Yeah? Well, you know how Roger is. He's watching sports all the time.

Oh, yeah?

It's basketball, it's baseball, it's football.

It's a good-looking old lady like you around the house.

He's glued to the table. Old?

You know what I mean. I'll teach you about old.

Well.

Off with your pants, sweetheart.

All right.

You got to take care of me now.

Pleasure.

Who's me?

I think she is.

Me too.

Pussy's so hot.

Aren't you going to be more comfortable up there with them?

Yeah.

I need to go now.

I need to

go now.

Sure. That's really good. Fuck your face.

Tastes so good.

Let me get nice and hard so you can fuck my pussy.

I don't know if I want to stop this.

Got room for more?

Sure, there's plenty of room up here for you.

Room

and

company.

We love company.

With just a smidge of triple six.

Not the usual amount.

You know, Mozart gave you much too much triple six.

Down in Acapulco, I went there last...

They just met.

Wonderful margarita.

Oh, and in the glass.

Love yourself.

She's got a nice ass, huh?

You like my pussy?

So good.

Yeah.

Bye-bye.

Hey, listen to this, listen to this.

Ex-cowboy cheerleaders would like to cheer you up. Oh, shit, look at that.

Hey, listen to this, listen to this. Call any time, day or night.

Ex-cheerleaders, call any time.

Now,

look at him.

Sure you're hurt, you don't even know what you're doing. See, ex-cheerleaders.

Wonderful to be alive and wet, isn't it?

What a wonderful time.

But there's other things in life, aren't there?

I've been singing here at the Diplomatic Club for seven years now.

The other day I went to the opening day of the Giants game.

I saw a lot of wonderful, wonderful people there. They reminded me of you

people.

Feelings.

Feelings like I never lost you.

Feelings like I never had you here in my heart.

Feelings.

again in my heart

fun tonight till my daddy takes the G-Bird away.

But now comes that very special time of the evening where I'm going to choose

one of you lovely ladies to be my assistant in tonight's project.

Tonight, tonight, won't be just any night.

Tonight there will...

my star, my lovely star.

Isn't she beautiful?

She reminds me of all those wonderful things in my life, like...

is just a kiss a sigh is just a sigh the

fundamental things fly time goes by

and when to love it will they still say

i love you and that you

can rely

Oh, mother.

I didn't.

Didn't the cellist turn you on?

Not my thing.

You must be an old-fashioned girl.

No.

I just happen to believe in one-to-one relationships.

Me too.

How would you like to take me for a spin?

Hop in.

It's so nice to be back here with you.

We don't have to act.

I can just be real with you.

Oh fuck!

Fuck you, Peter.

Do you have more ice for this drink please?

Yeah.

Oh, it's lovely. Come on. I love it.

Come on. Come on.

Oh, you're soaking wet.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers number

one.

I never gave that to my husband.

No?

How long were you married to this guy?

Eight years.

Well, it's time to start changing, you know.

Well, I just never liked it.

Well, why don't you just try it? Just this once.

I don't think it's going to be any different.

Just this once. You know, do or die.

Just this one time.

I mean, what have you got to lose?

Come on, just try it.

Come on, just put your mouth on it.

I really don't like it. Come on, just put your mouth around it.

I am right.

See, it didn't hurt.

No. It made me feel really good.

Did it?

That's it. Rub it with your hand.

Play with it.

I can learn to like that.

See how hard you can get?

Get as big as it can get.

The more you suck on it, the bigger it gets.

That's it. That's right.

You all right?

I'm taking it bigger.

God, that was nice. You did really good.

Did you like that?

Oh, I loved it.

But I would really like to be inside you.

I feel really good to meet you.

You were on your knees and your husband was behind you?

Yeah, I like that.

You like that? Uh-huh.

Would you like to do that now?

Yeah.

I've never had it done this nicely to me before.

You like it?

I know you're going to think I'm too old-fashioned, but would you mind if we

did it missionary?

Oh, no, if that's what you like.

Oh, I love that.

Oh, deeper.

Oh,

how much deeper it's died.

I want you to.

But don't come inside me. I don't have anything.

Okay? Huh?

Whatever you say.

You promise?

Yes, yes, yes.

You'll tell me? I'll tell you just before I come. I'll pull it out. Okay.

You sure?

Yes.

You're good.

with the girls last night?

Uh, yeah. It was very nice.

I think I'll do it more often.

Gives you a chance to have it alone with the guys on Monday nights.

You're a rowdy group, though.

Yeah. I have a present for you.

You do?

Oh, sweetheart, that's beautiful.

Like it? A wrist TV.

Yeah.

Fantastic.

That is amazing.

That's incredible. Look at that.

How's it look? It looks really balanced, baby.

It's beautiful, I love it.

Jesus. The football game's on. Oh, wow. Yeah, okay.

All right.

All right, look at that. That is incredible.

Those guys in the red shirts and the guys in the blue.

Come on, set it up.

Look at those guys down there. Those little guys down there.

All right.

Is that pucks from the other day?

They got them back playing again. Figures, huh?

amazing. Instead, that's better than the better reception I get on those other

sets. You know what I mean?

I'm glad you like it. Oh, I love it. It's beautiful.