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WHAT TO DO WHEN SHE IS MAD AT YOU

Why on earth did she get mad?

I have no clue.

Seok, I've lived longer than you,

and I know there's always a reason when a woman gets mad.

- You lazy bum! - Oh, my!

Don't be such a sloth, and go sell the chickens!

Oh, my life!

What's the matter with you?

She came back from the alumni reunion.

Oh, I see.

Oh, how can I get her to forgive me?

I'm really bad at this.

You're really bad at this, but you're good at one thing.

Her birthday is coming. How about a surprise party?

Yeah?

He ran away! I know, he ran away!

- Your mom. - Eat them all.

The veggie juice lady.

- The veggie juice lady! - The veggie juice lady!

- Today is your birthday, right? - None of your business.

I have to work. Sorry, I can't meet you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, AE-BONG

My plan for Mom's birthday failed, but I'll surely succeed this time.

My parents are coming today.

Why make such a big deal about her birthday?

She has no boyfriend to throw a party for her.

- She needs us. - What? Her parents?

What's this?

What's all this?

Oh, poor thing. She must be so lonely.

She planned her own birthday party.

- It's good that we came. - You're right.

AE-BONG'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

What's happening? Why do I always end up like this?

Doesn't she clean her room?

Honey, why don't we invite the landlords living upstairs?

Right, Ae-bong said she hadn't met them yet.

We should say hello to them. Why don't you go upstairs and invite them?

Okay, I will.

What? The landlords?

Oh, I've got to get out of here.

- Hi, my daughter lives downstairs. - Oh, hi.

We're having dinner now. Why don't you join us?

My daughter said she hadn't met you yet.

Oh, you're too kind.

Well, my husband is on his way home.

I'll come down with him later.

- Yes, that's great. - All right.

- They're coming. - Good.

There's no way out. I'm going nuts!

- Honey! - Yeah?

- Come here in the bathroom. - Why?

The sink is clogged.

- Let me see. - Here.

- I'll take care of that. - It's clogged.

- Let's see. - Now!

Oh, thank you. My husband isn't coming.

So it's just me.

She's here.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

Where's her husband?

Looks like she brought her grandson instead.

Come on in.

- Please. - Thanks.

- Come on in. - Yeah, hi.

What do I do now? They don't know who I am.

Help yourself, please.

Oh, it all looks delicious!

You prepared a lot of food!

- Have you met my daughter yet? - No, not yet.

While I was at my son's house, my husband signed the contract.

Right?

Your husband? Not your grandson?

No, it's just the two of us.

What do you mean by "grandson"?

She's a femme fatale.

So many younger men marry older women these days.

Right.

How did you know I am older than my husband?

You could be a psychic.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, it's done.

She hardly does the laundry.

So we do the laundry for her whenever we come here.

Young ladies have no time for laundry,

because they're busy playing games.

She has particular tastes.

So she insists on her own style.

A floral print?

- They're pretty. - She collects them.

Today's her birthday, so I brought some old pictures.

- Do you want to see? - Yes, please.

Here.

Oh, she's so pretty!

Is she your first child, or the second?

She's our only child.

We wanted to give her the best, so we only had her.

- Right. - An only child?

But she doesn't have "it."

- What? - It?

- Oh, that. - We gave her that.

We thought she might need it.

Is that possible?

Sure, everything is possible.

Oh, it may rain soon. My shoulders are aching.

After I turned 50, my body aches all over when it's about to rain.

So I give you a massage every day.

Oh, you still love each other so much.

My husband never does that.

Why wouldn't he?

What are you doing? I'm fine.

- He really looks like her grandson. - Shut up.

I'm sorry.

How did you meet your husband?

Oh, you can't imagine!

He was a well-known Casanova in town.

All the women fell for him.

He was popular even when he went overseas.

- No way! - You're kidding!

Once he laid eyes on a woman,

she fell for him within three seconds.

Oh, that's unbelievable.

My favorite TV show is about to begin.

- Oh, I see. - Okay.

- It was delicious. - Wait a minute.

This is for you. I made it last week.

Oh, thank you.

You shouldn't have.

Oh, well--

Oh, she took me seriously.

- Excuse me? - Nothing.

- Bye. - Bye.

Goodbye.

You need not see me off.

She wants us to see her off. Get up.

Oh, I see.

Okay, this looks natural.

I can leave like this, naturally.

Naturally, naturally.

Oh, thanks. I'm home now. Talk to you later.

Oh, she's here. What do we do?

Hide!

Hide with us!

- Hurry! - Yeah!

- Happy birthday to you, Ae-bong! - Happy birthday!

- What are you-- - Happy birthday, Ae-bong!

Ae-bong, he lives upstairs.

Thank you! I love you!

"Once he laid eyes on a woman, she fell for him within three seconds."

Get off my daughter, you dirty dog!

Be careful! He has a wife and children!

- Oh, no. - Mom!

- Mom. - Oh, my.

What are you doing?

Come here! What did you do?

What did you do?

What is your secret?

ASK YOUR DAUGHTER

Seok said he planned an event for Ae-bong.

I should do the same.

Who-- who are you?

Who are you?

I'm her boyfriend.

I'm her lover.

- Oh. What? - Well--

- I'm-- - I'm--

- Who are you? - I'm her husband.

What?

- I'm-- - I'm--

Wait.

Hey--

Who are you?

Boyfriend!

- Hey. - No, you can't!

How do you say this in English? Many, many.

- Full, full! - Many.

One, two, three, four, five, six. Oh, my God!

Wow!

SHANGHAI, CHINA

I'm homesick after a month in China on a business trip.

I miss Korea.

I miss Korean people.

Oh, right.

Why hadn't I thought of that?

Oh, good! Take the call.

What is it? What do I touch?

- Oh! - Mom!

Mom, Mom, it's me, Jun!

Jun, what is this?

Can we see each other like this?

Wow, this is amazing!

Mom, the Internet is so advanced now.

INTERNET MAN

Where is everybody?

Where's Dad? Where's Seok?

They're busy.

No, I'm not busy. Why?

I'm sorry. Please, go to my school in my place.

- I'm in a hurry now. - Your school?

Do you want me to answer the roll call for you?

- I have Girlfriend's concert tickets. - Okay!

- I'm going out. - Say hello to your brother.

- I'm late. I'll talk to him later. - Hey, Seok! It's me!

It's your brother from China! Where are you going?

He always pretends he's busy.

Mom, did you eat? What did you eat?

I'm asking you if you ate.

- What did you do today? - One thing at a time.

I ate lunch and was watching a TV show.

A TV show? I want to watch that.

I'm so bored. TV. TV.

I want to watch Korean TV shows!

Okay!

Right, I love Korean TV shows.

Great.

I want to marry her. Please allow us to get married.

- No. - Why not?

Why? She's your half-sister!

In fact, she's your half-sister.

Right! I told you so!

And she comes back a few years later with a mole on her cheek.

But no one recognizes her.

Nice to meet you. You're so beautiful.

Nice to meet you.

That's it! Isn't this cool? No one recognizes her!

Oh, a coffee shop? I know.

Insert some product placement here.

Hey, make sure you don't block the logo!

Here's your coffee.

Good! The logo is showing!

And then the mother gives the woman an envelope.

"This should be enough."

This should be enough.

Right! But the woman

flatly refuses now!

I can't take this.

Then the mother throws water on her.

"How dare you lay eyes on my son?"

How dare you lay eyes on my son?

Ta-da! Mom, am I right?

Mom, I must become a psychic.

Mom, could I be a psychic?

Where are you going, Mom?

Mom, you have to watch this!

She's going to slap her with kimchi!

You must see it!

You keep watching. I'm going to the supermarket.

Where? The supermarket?

Mom, I want to go to the supermarket.

Mom, take me, take me with you.

Take this with you!

Mom, I'm bored!

I'm bored! Mom, I'm so bored!

No, not that one.

Mom, that ramen is healthier.

There's no MSG added, but I love MSG!

No, not that one.

That one is the No.1 ramen

when you add rice in the soup,

but I don't like adding rice in ramen.

Mom, put that down. Right, get that one, that one.

Right, in the back, that one.

Mom, how come you don't know my taste?

The spicy one!

Yes, that one.

Hello, baby.

Hi, hi.

Merry Christmas!

Get the ramen next to you. It tastes great with rice.

Here it is. Lecture room 103.

- Mr. Seok Cho? - Yeah.

I heard you were coming.

Why did he tell her I'm going to answer to the roll call?

Yes.

- Please, sit here. - Thank you.

It's been a while since I've done this. Feels like I'm back in college.

What am I going to do to kill time?

WEBTOON ARTIST SEOK CHO'S SPECIAL LECTURE

He's a professor?

I don't want to give you a typical lecture today.

I want you to express your own creativity.

Shall we draw a 4-panel cartoon?

Okay.

If you open your mouth once more, I'll turn this off.

Where are your manners?

No, I didn't do it. It's my son.

Mom, what are you doing on the bus? Did you fart, or poop?

- You're lying! - Actually, my mom is a good lady.

They could've noticed. Let's just play with my laptop.

It's so nice to be a professor!

Turn off the speaker, tilt the screen...

and mumble some terminologies. That'll make it perfect.

Illustration, pixel.

When you have a hard time drawing something, look at real images.

HEMORRHOID CLINIC

When you draw cartoons, speed is important, too.

ACTORS IN LOVE? BOTH DENY THE RUMORS

Yeah! I'm the first!

I personally believe that

a three-dimensional effect is most important for cartoons.

Focus on your cartoons.

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm watching you.

Quiet, quiet!

If you make noise like this during the class,

I can't give you what I've got.

All my knowledge, all my skills...

I want to give you everything.

I'm the giving tree.

Focus, all of you!

When you get back home, I'll kill you.

- Where are you going? - To see friends.

It's Jun. Take it.

- What's this? - Dad, where are you going?

Jun, are you doing okay?

- Are you still ugly? - Yes, Father. Thank you for the blessing.

Where are you going?

- To have a drink. - A drink?

Dad, take me. I want to have a drink.

- With you. - Okay.

- Let's go. - Thank you!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Jun, have a drink.

Here, here.

- Drink this. - Thanks.

Your love is overflowing!

Give him a big hand!

Drink up, drink up!

- Ah-hh! - Yummy!

Here, have some peanuts.

- Yummy! - He's a great son.

Yeah, thanks.

Are you happy there?

Hello.

The next song is--

Dad, wait a second. Someone's at the door.

Who is it? Your girlfriend? Hey, where are you?

One, two, three, four!

I am your--

When I feel lonely,

who'll be my friend?

It's you, Dad.

Dad, Dad.

I'm your

Eternal song!

Dad, thanks to you, it was so much fun today.

I had fun, too.

I'll have some food now.

Why is the screen so dark?

Dad, where are you?

I'll show you my favorite thing.

Which one? Show me.

Take a look.

This one. Isn't this pretty?

It was so hard to get this one. This is from a used clothes shop.

This needs some wear and tear. That's why it looks nice, you know.

How would I know that?

Lately I wear this every day.

I feel so confident when I wear it.

That's why people wear something like this.

Dad, I need to go. I'm hanging up now.

Oh, he hung up.

He doesn't know how nice it is.

HEMORRHOIDS CLINIC MEANING OF SEE-SAW

WHAT WOMEN WANT MEN TO WEAR BEST PANCAKES

I'm finished.

- Really? - Yeah.

You called, you asshole!

Oh, Seok is logged on now. Didn't he say he was busy?

Pick it up, Seok!

- Seok! - Who's this?

Why did he leave his laptop unattended?

What if it gets stolen?

Hey!

- Who are you? - We want to turn it off.

Turn it off? Why would you do that?

Buzz off!

Let's just turn it off.

Get out of my face!

Or I'll give you a present.

- Oh. - Oh, shit!

Mom, see my butt!

I see my butt!

My butt!

Surprise, you morons!

Buzz off! Go away!

Oh, yeah? Okay.

What is he doing?

Hey, I'm taking my pants off!

Let's run! Go!

On the count of three!

One!

I know what you really want!

See my undies!

Know who I am?

I'm the big brother of Seok Cho

who owns this laptop!

It's not everyday you can see me like this.

You want to see my butt? Wait!

Think I won't take my pants off?

How ridiculous!

Hey, take a good look.

There you go. You won't be able to eat lunch today.

REPORT CYBERBULLYING 182

Mom, they're Chinese dumplings. They're different from Korean ones.

See? This is a king-sized dumpling.

- The soup is a bit salty. - Be quiet.

Jeong-eum Hwang is dating Young-don Lee PD, right?

No, not him.

And she's already married.

Oh. That's why.

Why do you care about celebrities? Read a newspaper, instead.

- So that-- - Shut up!

- How delicious! - Yeah.