Original subtitles

[bird crowing]

- [cat meowing] - [mouse squeaking]

- [elephant trumpeting] - [lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

[all cheering, hooting]

When I say "Christmas," you say "Tree!"

- Christmas! - Tree!

- Christmas! - Tree!

Booyah! Picking out a Christmas tree

is the greatest holiday tradition ever!

Ooh, where are we headed, Robin? A tree farm upstate?

The remote alpine forest?

I bets we's goin' to a magical Christmas tree garden.

Oh, no, no, no. For a grand tradition such as this,

I have a much more festive place in mind...

[car screeching]

The parking lot of a hardware store?

How is this more festive?

Because this place has amazing deals,

and amazing deals are what Christmas is all about.

Now spread out and see what you can find.

[upbeat music playing]

[exclaims] I like the fir that is named the Douglas.

Well, I'm a Scotch pine gal, myself.

[both] Blue spruce!

[both] Jinx!

No. No, no, no.

[gasps]

Titans.

- I think I've found the perfect tree. - [dreamy music playing]

[all] Ooh.

It's got a dense shape.

Ooh. Perfect color.

[gasps] And that pine scent that will make our home smell

like a freshly scrubbed toilet all season long!

[inhaling deeply]

[exhaling deeply]

Yep. I think we have a winner.

Let's grab it.

[all cheering]

[all straining]

It appears the tree does not wish to move.

Yeah, what gives?

[dramatic music playing]

[all] Mumbo Jumbo!

The Teen Titans!

Get your magic mitts off this tree, Mumbo.

We saw it first.

But this is the only tree that will fit inside my studio apartment.

And it's just not Christmas without a tree.

Oh! That's a very touching story, Mumbo.

- [yelling] But we don't care! - [glass breaking]

- Now unhand this tree at once! - It's ours.

Yeah, finders-keepers, yo.

[all straining]

- [laughing maniacally] - [grunts]

[roars, bites]

[yawns]

[all straining]

[Robin strains, yells]

[swishes]

Ha! In your face!

[tires screeching]

Curse you, Titans!

My vengeance will be sweet and laced with cocoa.

[swishes]

[Robin] And...

Christmas!

[all] Whoa!

[laughs] Now, let's start decorating!

For our tree this year,

I have made the Gingerbread Man.

[vocalizing]

This Nutcracker is a souvenir

from when I played a Sugar Plum Fairy in the third grade.

I killed it, baby!

I's gonna hide this festive Christmas Pickle in the tree, yo.

[coughs]

Whoever finds it gets good luck!

Ooh, I love me a holiday train!

[imitates train engine sound]

Titans, because our tree is so special,

I'm breaking out my most cherished ornament.

[farting sound]

[all laughing]

[laughs] Where'd you get that ugly thing, yo?

- [melancholy music playing] - I made it for myself,

the year Batman forgot to give me a gift.

Batman would never give you a gift.

I know. Which is why this ornament means so much to me.

Hey, look, a festive Ebenezer Scrooge hat.

Hmm. That hat looks vaguely familiar.

- [sinister music playing] - [exclaims, yells]

[shivering]

Merry Christmas!

Titans, attack!

[Titans yelling]

Wait! I'm not here to fight.

I just want to give you all a special Christmas gift.

[all] Aw!

This tree topper has been in my family for generations.

That is one attractive star.

Oh! It is the lovely.

It looks perfect on our tree.

That's very kind of you, Mumbo.

- Thank you. - Oh, thank you, Titans...

- For walking into my trap! - [sinister music playing]

[all screaming]

[groaning]

Ah! We's all tiny!

[grunting]

And our powers are the gone!

[exclaims in anger] You won't get away with this, Mumbo.

- Oh, your miniature threats are adorable. - [squeaking]

Now, who's ready for the Christmas express?

- [laughs maniacally] - [train hooting]

- [Titans gasp] - Oh, my, look at the time.

I've got to get to bed or else Santa won't come.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

Except for you, Titans.

You'll be no more.

[laughing maniacally]

[straining]

Try to wiggle free, Titans.

It looks like we are the done for.

I can't believe our luck has finally run out.

Almost free.

- [Titans screaming] - [train engine chugging]

[plops]

[all] Christmas Pickle!

Ha-ha! I told you it was lucky.

Okay, Titans.

All we need to do is get to the top of the tree

and destroy the star to turn us back to normal.

Titans, go!

[coughs]

Ooh, I forgot to put out these cookies for Santa.

- [gasps] They're gone. - [clatters]

[dramatic music playing]

[laughs] Well, I've got a little bit of magic that will track them down.

Hocus-pocus!

- Nut! Nut! Nut! - I Batman!

I your worst nightmare!

Excellent!

I command you both to--

I Batman. I the night.

Let me finish.

I command you both to find the Titans and--

I Batman!

[sighs] Whatever.

- Now go. - Nut! Nut! Nut!

[grunting]

[straining]

[grunts]

It's a good thing we've got these pretty Christmas lights

- to guide the way. [exclaims] - [glass breaking]

Oh, this cannot be the good.

- [whooshes] - [screams]

[screams]

I Batman.

[screams]

[grunting, groaning]

[gasps] It's my ornament.

[groans]

How'd that ugly thing come to life, yo?

It must be Mumbo's magic!

I go pow!

I go bam!

[Titans screaming, grunting]

Titans, run!

[Robin gasps]

Get across. Quick!

[all screaming]

We's doomed!

- [screaming] - [yelps]

[gasps]

[continues screaming]

This looks like the job for the Gingerbread Man!

[exclaims]

[Batman groans, yells] Batman!

I'm sorry!

[crying]

Snap out of it. We have to get to the top of the tree

and destroy that star.

["We wish you a merry Christmas" playing]

[grunts] Ouch!

Who was that?

[all groaning]

[all screaming]

Oh, no! It's my Nutcracker!

Nut, nut, nut!

Ow! Take cover!

We're no match for him in a nut fight!

If I remember my third grade play,

there's only one thing that can stop a Nutcracker...

The power of dance!

[dainty ballet music playing]

Nut, nut, nut.

[grunts]

[screams]

He needs help. Dance, Titans.

Dance like the wind.

[groans, grunts]

Ow! Ow! Ah!

Nut, nut, nut.

[all screaming]

This ends now!

[yelling]

[metal clangs, explodes]

- [creaks, crashes] - [Titans cheering]

I guess that Nutcracker couldn't handle a little buttcracker.

There you are.

So, you're trying to get to the star, aye?

Well, watch closely as I make it disappear.

[laughs maniacally]

[all gasping]

We's never gonna get that star now.

Yes, we will. Follow me!

[all exclaiming]

Batman returns!

[all gasp]

Batman, don't do this.

I didn't create you to hate.

I created you to love.

I Batman.

Look at the inscription I wrote on you.

"To Robin. Love Batman."

Batman love Robin?

Yes. And nothing can ever come between us.

Bat tears.

- Batman love Robin. - Whoo-hoo-hoo!

I've always wanted to hear those words.

[clears throat]

Ha! Your plan to destroy us has failed, Mumbo!

Titans, and Ornament Batman, go!

[grunts]

[all grunting]

Ow! Stop!

[swishing]

Ow! Stop.

The dynamic duo is back!

[clangs]

[glass shattering]

- [gasps] - Whoo!

Yeah, we's our normal selves again, yo!

The show's over, Mumbo.

Then I guess it's back to my studio apartment

to spend Christmas without a tree. [sobbing]

Yeah, well, maybe you don't have to.

Perhaps you can stay here and share our tree.

[sniffles] Wow, you would really let me stay

even after I tried to destroy you?

Of course, man.

Having a tree is an important part of celebrating Christmas.

But what's even more important is spending the holiday

with someone you despise.

You've just given me the best gift ever, Titans.

And to show my appreciation,

here are some real presents for each of you.

Hocus-pocus!

[upbeat music playing]

[gasps] The house for the Gingerbread Man?

Oh, how the thoughtful!

A new Nutcracker. Sweet!

A party car for our Christmas train?

What? A jar of pickles?

I's gonna be extra lucky this year.

[jar breaks]

Look, Titans.

I got a mini Bat-Signal to light up our tree.

Batman answer call. Take down villain.

- Ow! Ow! Ow! - Batman!

[all laughing]