Original subtitles

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]

♪ Go!♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go♪

♪ Teen Titans, go!♪

[both] Pogo stick, pogo stick! Pogo, pogo, pogo stick!

Yo, yo, you, you guys wanna hear a joke?

Yes, we do.

- Knock-knock. - Who's there?

- Toot. - Toot, who?

Toot on you! [chuckles]

- Stop! - [all gasp]

How dare you, sir! Have you no manners!

One must always, always ask permission

before a bootie burp can be performed.

My bad.

[clears throat]

Good sir, may upon this day that I administer a flatius

unto your visage?

[squeaks] Of course, my good man.

[breaks wind]

- [blows] - Hooo!

Nice butt biscuit! You got me good!

Now do me!

- [honk] - Ho, ho, ho, ho.

Nice technique, bro!

How delightful!

I wish to propel the gaseous emissions from my posterior too.

May I, friend Raven?

- I thought you'd never ask. - [breaks wind]

- [purrs] - Ooh!

May I return the favor?

You the may.

- [breaks wind] - [shrieks]

The pungent odor has caused my olfactory system great discomfort.

[chuckles]

That is what I call a tootenanny!

♪ Don't matter if your name is Susan, Rhonda, Rob or Harute♪

♪ Just get your hiney off the floor♪

♪ And do a little toot!♪

- [all] ♪ You got a toot♪ - Hah!

- ♪ A big old toot♪ - Yeah!

- ♪ You gotta toot♪ - Uh!

- ♪ A massive toot ♪ - [horn honking]

What!

Hee, yeah!

Cease and desist all the flatulent activities immediately.

Come on, we're just having a tootenanny. What's wrong with that?

Hmm, nothing.

But soon, you'll be unsatisfied with these little standard stinkers.

You'll escalate to crop dusters, barn burners,

even the dreaded [deep voice] atomic toot!

Ooh, the atomic toot! That sounds the amazing!

You wouldn't say that if you knew its destructive power.

- [Robin] First, a standard squeaker is performed. - [squeak]

You may think this is harmless enough,

but when the toot innocently makes its way

to the windbreaker's nose,

- it is then smelt be he who dealt, - [sniffles]

- causing the inhaled toot - [boiling]

to collide with currently stored toots,

- and leading to a double charged toot, - [electrical buzzing]

[deep voice] that could have epic consequences.

Does that still sound "the amazing" to you?

- Yes. - Well, it's not!

It's humiliating, smelly, and has the potential to end life as we know it.

How's a toot gonna end life as we know it?

Friends, let us disregard Robin's ominous warning,

and continue the game of the toots.

- [all scream] Tootie Tussle! - [explosion]

[yells]

Booty Blaster!

[yelling]

[flushing]

[breaking wind]

[Raven] Portal pounder!

[yells]

[Starfire] Bumblebee Bomber!

[yells]

[screams]

[Starfire] Transmission Emission!

[thud]

- [yells] - Ha, ha!

[yells]

[breaking wind]

[all breaking wing]

[all groaning]

My tushie is tender from all this tooting. [chuckles]

[groans] Can someone grab me a drink from the fridge, please?

Sure thing. [moans]

[moaning]

Ow, ow, ow.

[yelps]

Yeah!

Whoo, you got me good.

That one's called the Thermobaric Booty Burner,

- because of how it singes your nose hairs. [chuckles] - [singeing]

I've never seen a poofer with such power!

[glass shattering]

I smell something burning. Where's the fire?

Oh, that's just my schnoz!

[gasps]

Thermobaric Booty Burner,

do you realize how close you are to going atomic!

I call for a Tootie truce!

Not until I've had my rump rippin' revenge!

Cyborg, please!

A butt for a butt!

- [straining] - [gasps]

- No! - [straining]

- [blast] - [yells]

[boiling]

[whirring]

[both yelling]

- [blast] - [grunt]

[sighs]

[weakly] Is everyone okay?

Uhh, I don't feel so good.

Do you realize what you've done?

It's called an atomic toot for a reason.

[Robin] That toot cloud is literally splitting Beast Boy's atoms,

releasing deadly butt radiation into his bloodstream.

- [Beast Boy groaning] - The butt radiation is spreading rapidly.

- [Beast Boy thuds] - Little buddy.

[groans]

We have to get that toot cloud off his head.

- Now! - Get back, Cyborg!

Or you'll be next.

All right, this is ridiculous, it's just a toot cloud. I'm going to bed.

- [screams] - [all scream]

[yells]

[blast]

[yells]

The butt radiation has turned them into mindless toot mutants.

- Run! - [screams]

[screams]

- [explosion] - [both grunt]

[all howling]

I am the sorry, Robin, our reckless disregard for the butts has unleashed

evil upon this world.

We can still make a run for it, and live our lives together.

- [growling] - [yells]

Run! I will stay behind and fight them off.

What about our future together?

I will make the sacrifice. Please, go!

- [thuds] - Alone.

[screams]

- [blast] - [glass shatters]

[shatters]

[growling]

[Robin] That's how it all started. Or rather, how it all ended.

First, the toot mutants invaded the cities.

The toot mutant horde spread across the globe like a virus.

No nation could stand against them.

We always thought that it would be our machines or weapons that destroyed the world.

But in the end, it was our own gas.

Soon, no humans were left.

Except for me.

Now, I travel through the wasteland,

in search of a cure for this toot mutant plague.

[trotting]

[birds chirping]

[growls]

[spinning]

[bleat]

[Starfire yells]

[liquid bubbling]

[typing]

[Starfire growling]

[growls]

Shh, shh. Don't worry, Star, I'm going to save you.

Then we can start our life together.

If my research is correct,

this sonic emitter will transmit a frequency

that can disintegrate atomic toot particles.

- This will bring you back to me, my love. - [growls]

[beeps]

[beeping]

[Starfire growls]

[groaning]

- [electric buzzing] - [blast]

Robin, you saved me.

- It worked. - [beep]

We have to get my Sonic Emitter to the top of Titans Tower.

That's the only place high enough to spread out the signal.

Robin.

[all growling]

[growling]

The Titan mutants are guarding the Tower.

We cannot fight them all.

We won't have to.

Just act like you belong.

[dog growling]

The zombie noise.

[sniffles]

[sniffling]

[growls]

Fresh butt!

Fresh butt!

[all] Fresh butt! Fresh butt!

They can smell my baby powder butt.

[Robin] Run!

[straining]

[all groaning]

I don't think I can make it to the roof to set up the Sonic Emitter.

[growling]

Maybe we should just make a run for it, and start our life together.

I will sacrifice myself again!

- [all growling] - So noble!

[grunts]

- [all growling] - [Starfire grunts]

- [Starfire yells] - [blast]

- [yells] - [glass shatters]

[grunting with effort]

[grunts]

[beeping]

- [whirring] - Almost fully charged.

Come on, come on, come on.

[beeping]

Yes!

[growling]

[yells and thuds]

[struggling] No!

[yells] No!

[all groaning]

You saved us, bro.

You're a hero to butts everywhere.

Well I hope you learned your lesson, Titans.

Yes, indeed.

From this day forward,

we will no longer give each other the toots.

Good. Now, let's put all of this behind us.

[all chuckling]

[munching]

[tooting]

[sniffling]