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(Prepísané pomocou TurboScribe. Inovovať na Neobmedzený pre odstránenie tejto správy.) How do you know it's going to be

alright?

This is terrible.

Trust me.

Oh my god.

I hope I brought enough stuff.

I don't even know what I packed.

I just threw things in the suitcase.

I don't even know what I put in

there.

And I can't believe I let you talk

me into coming to your apartment.

I should have gone with Aunt Julia.

Oh, trust me, you were much better off

coming with me.

Shoot, what happened to you, by the way,

that bar isn't hanging out with all these

people you know you do not want to

be associated with.

Michael, that doesn't mean I want to do

that, now does it?

Is this your floor?

This is it, Mom.

Okay.

This looks like a very nice place.

That's pretty nice.

Look at how pink it is.

You're doing damn well for yourself.

I'm so proud of you.

Thanks, Mom.

What number are you?

Apartment number?

Right here, right to my left.

Okay.

I'll get the door.

Come on in.

Wow.

This is really nice.

Gosh, this is beautiful, Michael.

Yeah, you like it?

Yes.

Well, I'm happy.

I mean, it's not the biggest place, but

I mean, I got everything I need here.

Oh, you have a balcony?

I do.

Look at that, it's a beautiful view of

the ocean.

Yeah?

Yes, this is nice.

This is really nice, I'm so proud of

you.

You should probably close the door since it's

nighttime, we don't want people to see.

Oh, so, is this it?

There's no...

Well...

This is your master bedroom and there's the

living room and there's the kitchen?

Yes, um, so, um, sleeping quarters is going

to be a bit tricky.

I figure, um...

I can sleep on the couch.

No, Mom, no.

You're not going to sleep on the couch.

I will stay on the couch.

Michael, don't be silly.

I'm a guest, I can sleep on the

couch.

Mom...

Yeah?

No, you're going to sleep on the bed.

Okay.

And I am going to sleep on the

couch.

Michael, you're too big.

You're not going to fit on this tiny

little couch.

And you know how cranky you get when

you don't have enough sleep.

Mom, you know I can absolutely sleep on

the couch.

I really don't think...

Well, okay, I'm not going to argue with

you.

This is your own home, so, you know.

Okay, I will take the bed and, um,

you sleep on the couch.

Okay, alright.

I'm just so sad.

I'm sorry.

Oh, you know what?

Screw him.

He's your father.

Don't say that.

He cheated on you.

I mean, come on.

You can't, you cannot tolerate, you cannot let

him get away with that.

You did the right thing.

After 20 years of marriage, Michael, sometimes things

get boring.

You know?

Mom, you're an attractive woman.

So many men would be so lucky to

have someone like you in their lives.

That's really sweet.

Thank you.

Mom, you're beautiful.

Thank you.

Honestly, look at yourself.

You have an amazing body.

Michael.

You're beautiful.

You have a beautiful face.

I mean, come on now, for real.

I mean, how many guys stare at you?

I mean, you could probably have a guy

half your age.

I don't think about those sort of things.

And I don't notice whatever that is that

you're talking about.

So, yeah, but that's a nice compliment.

I appreciate it.

That's because you're my son.

No, I'm serious, Mom.

You are like a drop-dead gorgeous 10.

You can have pretty much whatever you want.

That's really nice.

Thank you.

Seriously, Dad screwed up.

And he's going to realize it.

Oh, yeah.

Really.

You know, I don't want to talk about

him anymore.

It's really late.

I'm exhausted.

I've been up since 5.30 this morning,

and I've just been fighting with your father

all day.

So, is the bathroom over there?

Maybe I should...

I guess I change in there.

Yeah?

Yeah, you change in there.

And you take the big bed, and I'll

sleep on the couch, okay?

Yes, we can do that, I guess.

And in the morning, I will cook you

your favorite breakfast.

Okay.

Chocolate chip pancakes.

All right, Mom.

Sound good?

Sounds good.

Okay, I'm going to go change.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, God.

Michael, are you...

Michael?

Honey, this is all I had.

I didn't pack any...

Are you awake?

I didn't pack any pajamas.

Can I borrow a t-shirt?

Michael?

Just get to bed.

Get to bed.

Get to bed.

Get to bed.

You're so chubby.

Wow.

Nothing's so bad.

Yeah.

Oh, my pillow.

Why so worried?

Let me find somebody else.

Yeah.

Figure something out, Michael.

Hey, Mom.

Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

It turns out that I didn't pack any

pajamas.

I guess I grabbed...

I guess I grabbed a bag that I

took on your father and I's honeymoon 20

years ago.

So, that's why I'm wearing this.

Sorry to wake you.

It's okay, Mom.

You look good.

Yeah, thanks.

Yeah, I wish I felt better, but...

You sure you're okay with me sleeping in

this bed and you sleeping on the couch?

Yeah, absolutely.

All right.

Yeah.

I just have to grab one more thing

out of my suitcase.

So, maybe you can...

Turn the other way.

Turn what way?

The other way.

Wow.

Find something.

Somewhere in here.

Okay, I'll find it.

I don't know.

I never knew you looked like that underneath.

Honey, please don't look.

You know how I feel about that.

Well, you could show off your figure more

often.

Look at you.

Oh, God.

I just need a few things right up

there.

Mom, you are a very attractive woman.

Okay.

Thank you, Michael.

I appreciate that.

You're my son, so of course you're going

to be, you know...

Anyway.

You're a lot of sexist.

You are a little bit.

Thank you, honey.

That's nice.

Okay, we should get some sleep, right?

Hmm.

All right.

Go to sleep.

Stop singing that.

I don't know.

Walking around like that.

Go to sleep.

Good night.

I love you.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night, Mom.

Good night.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's the way.

So good.

It's been so long.

You need to come.

Oh, yeah.

I need to come.

I just want to fucking come.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

So fucking horny.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit, Mom?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, honey.

Oh, Mom.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

I'm sorry, sweetie.

What's this?

Nothing.

Oh, God.

Wow.

That's all.

Michael, come on.

You're an adult.

I mean, please.

It's been a long time.

And I was feeling sexy in this lingerie.

And I just happened to look in that

bag.

And there was also those toys were in

there.

So I thought that, you know, maybe I

could relax myself.

And I'm just very stressed out.

It's okay, Mom.

So, you know.

Anyway, I was just relaxing myself, sweetie.

I'm sorry I woke you up.

You should go back to bed.

No.

No.

You're frustrated and you're horny.

And, you know, you're a beautiful woman.

And you just have needs that are not

being met.

Because Dad's being an asshole.

And, well, I think you just need someone

to take care of these needs for you.

I do.

But that's not going to happen.

So, you know, we take care of things

ourselves when we can.

I know.

So, you know.

I'm glad you're here with me, though.

And I'm sorry I woke you up.

Yeah.

So, anyway, you should probably go back to

sleep then.

Are you going to lay down with me?

Yeah, I'll lay down with you.

Oops.

Careful.

What are you doing?

I don't know.

You just turned me on there.

I'm sorry.

I didn't...

Yeah.

I should have realized you were so close.

Michael.

All right.

I think that you're angry with your father.

And you're just...

You know, I don't know what you're thinking.

But I think you should probably go back

to your room.

To your couch.

To my room?

To your couch.

I'm sorry.

Mom.

I'm in my room as we know.

Yes.

I know this is your room.

And you're here with me.

Yeah.

And I think you should probably, you know...

What are you doing?

Yeah.

I think you should probably go back and

lay on your couch.

Yeah?

I'll just lay here with you.

I don't know what you're doing, Michael.

You really shouldn't be touching me like that.

I am your mother.

I think you like it.

I like to be touched, of course.

But it's just inappropriate that you're doing it.

You know?

Like this?

Yeah.

That's inappropriate, Michael.

God.

You're so dumb.

Really.

You should stop.

Yeah.

I think you should...

Should what?

I think you should go back to bed.

We should both go to sleep.

Yeah?

I think we should...

Try something new.

Mm-hmm.

It's just me and you.

Yeah?

No one else is gonna know.

I think you're mad at your dad.

That's why you're doing this.

I think you're angry with him.

Of course I'm angry with him.

Let's get back at him.

What do you mean, let's get back at

him?

Let's.

What do you mean, let's?

What are you talking about?

Yeah, I don't think we should be doing

that.

No.

What are you doing?

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Why are you doing this, Michael?

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

It feels really good.

You really should stop.

I don't think I can.

Yeah, I think you should.

Yeah, you should just go back to bed,

baby.

Why are you doing this to me?

You know I'm very vulnerable right now.

Yeah?

Just let go.

It's okay.

No.

You don't need this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

It feels so good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I feel so much better than your father

ever did.

Oh, God.

Yeah, you want me to come here?

Yeah.

I feel so much better than your father

ever did.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah, you want to make me come?