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Hi, I'm Alexis Fox from ISTA-X and I'm here to give you all my love.

I'm up.

I'm up.

You asked me to wake you up.

Oh, all right.

All right what?

Oh, sweetie.

I just, I really want you to call me mommy.

Look, baby, I don't mean any disrespect to your biological mother.

I just feel that I've earned a place in, you know, as your mommy by now.

Yeah, makes sense. Well, yeah, mom, I am. Call you mom. And you know what?

Actually, you could call...

Dad's mom and dad, grandma, grandpa, I think they would really like that.

Okay, son.

Get used to this.

Wow, my stomach wants to be called mom.

I overslept. I'm not going to make it in time.

It's the last day of school. It's finals.

No, I only have two classes today and I'm acing both of them. So even if I got

a zero on my finals, I stick it like a B minus C plus. It's all good.

Oh, it's been the most insane month of my life. First the thing with dad and

then Ana and I broke up. I've been picking up extra shifts at the

restaurant. I've just been so drained.

Every day is just like blending together. I didn't even realize it was

Monday.

Tyler, your football scholarship requires a 3.5 GPA.

Are you sure?

Jesus, I have it all figured out.

I woke up and all my muscles in my back and neck were so tense. Like the coaches

made me do three Oklahoma drills back to back.

Yeah, so I did the math and I figured I could afford a day off.

And when I realized that, all the tensions in my muscles just kind of went

away.

so i think it was my body telling me that i needed some time off of school

and yeah take the day off

so mom what about you you want to play hooky with me

oh god i wish when was the last time you took a day off and it doesn't count when

you're working here at the house oh my god you can't remember can you

You know, your grandfather was a workaholic.

Always, always had an obligation.

That's... You know, I barely got to spend any time with him when I was your

age. So?

What are we going to do about it?

Yeah, I never called to work.

Never. And Mr. Hubert, he always praises me for being the most dependable in the

office. I can't let him down.

Mom, I need you. Please, just spend the day with me. We're going to go camping.

Camping? Yeah, Dad used to take me to Bear Mountain. I know the trails like

the back of my hand.

It's amazing up there. Come on, we'll go swimming, fishing, hiking. We can make

s'mores by the fire. It'll be perfect.

Alright, why don't we go this weekend? I already have off on Friday. No, let's go

today. I can't keep pushing off my free time.

It never works out.

Yeah, you know, you just never know what the weather's going to be like.

Oh yeah, and it's perfect. Not a cloud out in the sky. We'll be able to see

Cassiopeia. You know, the queen or whatever.

The consolation.

Please. Come on.

Ah, well, all right. Yes.

Awesome. All right, I'll get us all packed up.

Yeah, get ready. I'll get, you know, things. I'll pack everything, okay?

Do you want me to put your bag in the back?

Yeah, you want me to put yours back here? No, I'll just fall. Just shut it

out and let's get in the car and go. Okay, just you get in and I'll get in

behind you.

Not behind you, just get in.

I remember sharing Jonathan's mother the other day jogging.

You guys used to be really close.

What happened to you two?

Oh yeah, we're still friends.

Pretty close.

Yeah, he was a cute boy.

Yeah, he used to think you were hot too.

He'd be like, dude, your mother was so hot.

Yeah, where?

The best of my ability of impersonating him.

But he's good. He's a good guy.

Yeah, we thought it was so cute how nervous he would act around me. You

could tell with all his stammering and stuff.

He's adorable.

Yeah, well, I didn't think it was as cute as you did. You know, come on.

Having my friend think that my mom was hot. But, I don't know. I'm older now,

and I guess I kind of get it. You know, you were a teenager when you had me, and

you are beautiful.

Hmm, well.

Yeah, I'm sure other guys see it too.

Yeah, I suppose.

So is that why he doesn't come around the house anymore?

No, it's just, you know, we get along still and everything. It's just we've

kind of grown a little apart. You know, he's a musician, smokes tons of weed,

and I'm into sports and take advanced classes.

Yeah,

I guess I would say I'm a little socially inept.

But no, we still get along fine.

We just lost a little bit of interest in things, but, yeah, whatever.

Yeah. I think that's what happened to your dad.

No, that red-headed personal trainer ruined everything with Dad.

You know, you realize that your father and I met when we were, like, really,

really young.

You know, and kids shouldn't be having kids.

But you did come along, and you are absolutely the most precious gift that I

could have ever been given in my life.

So,

what did you say about me dating again?

Why, do you have someone in mind?

No. God, no. No, no, no, no, no.

But, you know, Sharon, she's been divorced for a while, and she's doing

this online dating thing, and she seems really happy about it.

be happy maybe dating again too.

You know, it's just a silly idea.

Most people my age is married.

No.

Mom, come on. You could pass for someone in their 20s.

You are only saying that because you're my son.

Simple as that. Come on. Mom, have you looked at yourself in a mirror lately?

We're camping. There are no mirrors out here. Okay, okay, but...

Everyone at school knows you as being the hot mom.

Oh, please.

I get way too many hormones.

You're just delusional.

Well, you know, if dating's going to make you happy, then you should go for

it.

I think it would.

I think it would make me really happy.

And, you know, Sharon, she's going to introduce me to her photographer

friends, and he's inexpensive, and...

I'm excited.

For what?

For my profile pic.

I want to look perfect.

What are you talking about? You know what? The light's perfect out here now.

How about I just take a few pictures with my cell phone?

It'd be like the same thing. I don't need a photographer person.

Really? Guy?

Photographer? No. Come on.

How about this? Wait, wait, wait. Wait. My hair. Come on.

Here. Are you sure? Get into a pose.

Okay.

Yeah. Hold on. Let's set this up.

We're in the foreground, too.

All right.

Do I look natural?

Yeah, you look fine. What are you talking about? I don't want to look like

I'm trying too hard.

Yeah, you're fine. Direct me.

You're good looking, Mom.

Can you even see me through this? You hold still.

You have to turn around well.

I will. It looks like you're talking in every picture.

There you go.

See? It's fine.

Oh gosh, honey, nature calls.

I have to go.

Oh, just go behind the bush. I'll turn around.

It's kind of dark out here. I can't see everything.

Where's the flashlight?

It's in my backpack.

I'll just turn around. You go right there.

Don't look.

I'm not going to look.

Stay turned around.

Done?

Yeah, I'm done.

Okay, I'm going to turn around now.

Camping is wild.

Goodness.

Is everything okay?

Yeah.

Honey, it's okay.

Not to be embarrassed.

It's okay. It's natural.

I'm pretty embarrassed.

No, it's okay. Listen.

It's natural. Your body doesn't know that I'm your mother, okay? It's just

something that's going to happen and nothing to be embarrassed about.

It's okay. It's alright.

It's a natural thing.

Yeah, but it's kind of weird. I saw you jogging yesterday and you're wearing...

Like, ponytail, which I've never seen you do. And, well, didn't know it was

you. Either way, I was running behind you, and I started jogging up. I thought

you were just a girl in the neighborhood.

Until I got a little closer, and I realized it was you.

And that threw me off.

So, why didn't you say anything? Like, hello.

You were right behind me. I was scared.

Scared of... What?

I'm your mom.

Scared that the fact that it was like the first time I saw you as a woman and

not as my mom.

I don't know. I just saw you in a sexual way.

I have these fantasies.

Tell me.

I had a fantasy of this very moment this morning.

It excited me so much I couldn't go to school.

So, uh... Did you fantasize about this conversation?

Yeah.

What happens next?

You're so hot.

Oh, honey, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. You're so sexy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Take this off. How do we take this off? Oh, my goodness.

Oh my god,

mom,

you are so gorgeous.

You really are.

I don't know.

Tell me whether you want it. Baby, that's so beautiful.

Yes, you are.

Oh, baby.

Why don't you turn around for me?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Keep those pants on.

Yeah,

just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Mommy, you're so hot.

Does that make you feel good, mom? Yes, baby, it does.

Make your mommy feel good.

Tell me what you like, Mom.

Oh, I love that, baby.

What do you like?

Oh my god, mom. You are so hot.

How did your mommy make baby feel so good?

It feels really amazing, mom.

Oh, God.

Oh my God, that feels so good.

I love it mom. I love you.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes.

Mommy, mommy. See, you look so nice.

Really, baby?

Mommy, take a pot.

Oh, my God. Slow, baby, slow. Yeah, you just come back home, you know.

Oh, baby, you look so good.

Oh, you make mommy so happy. You make mommy so happy.

So good.

Yes, baby. Yes, baby.

Just like that? Yes!

Thank you. Thank you.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Honey.

Oh, my God, Mom.

It's okay, baby.

Let's get inside the tent.

Yeah? Yeah. It's getting rainy out here.

Let's go. Okay.

What we do here tonight stays between us.

No one needs to know.

Right. Like Vegas, right?

I'm really serious.

Yeah, no, I promise.

Okay.

Because we live in a small town.

I just, you know, I can't lose my job. I can't lose my friends, my family, and

all that, so... I'm not going to say anything. This is between us.

You know, I really want this to happen again.

Look, that means three rolls.

Look, I just want to remedy any conflict that may come up, okay?

You're going off to college. I want you to date other women.

Have a normal life.

So while you're dating other women, this little camping trip cannot happen.

Okay?

But if I'm... If I date another girl, she doesn't have to know.

Look.

Rule number two?

No touching, no kissing, no licking, nothing. No lips, anything.

Outside these woods.

Okay? Look, it's going to take so much of me to restrain myself from kissing,

touching your inner thigh, caressing you, feeling you.

But I've got to do it, and so do you.

Are you sure?

Tyler.

Please don't tell me there's a rule number three.

I want you to call me mommy when we make love.

Please, mommy.

Can I taste you again?

You are so sexy.

Thank you.

oh my god mom you taste so good

Tell me what you like. Oh, honey, I love that song. I'm just enjoying you so

much.

Oh my God.

Like that. Fuck your mommy pussy.

Make your mommy cum like that.

Oh my god.

Thank you.

I'm just doing sexy, mom.

oh my god

Thank you for playing with us at missax.com.

See you again really soon.

Camping, you've heard of it, right?

It's like six letter word?

Starts with C, ends with G.

Look,

if

we don't talk about it, it never happens.

Okay? Can we do that?

I'll bend over. You just get in there.

I'll do that for you if that's what you like.

Do I have a line?

I'm starting to sweat.

What do I say?

Can I have a firecracker out of my butt?

What do I say? I'm sorry.

I'm going to taste you again.

Let's do it because I do want to pee.

Oh God.

Oh, I've had to do that for a while.

Phew.

Stop.

Okay, I'm good.

Done.

You feel so manly right now.

You're fine.

You can't be manly if you tried. Yeah, that's true.

Too small.

Did you hear me pee?

Yeah, that was manly. Like, oh, yeah.

Oh.

Whoa.

All right. I always wondered, in women's bathrooms, is it, like, a sympathy of,

like, all different moans and grunts? Because you go in a men's bathroom, and

it's like, oh.

Can you just call me mommy when we make love?

Yeah, mommy.

All right. All right.

I want you to make... Sorry.

Love to mommy.

Exactly what I was going to say.

I, uh, I want you to call me mommy when we make love.

Mommy?

Mommy?

Fuck.

Stop making me laugh.

I'm not trying to.

I'm not doing anything.