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This is such a nice shop, Eno!

It's a huge change from when you were holed up in that cave!

All your hard work paid off, huh?

All thanks to you, Azusa!

If I didn't have a mentor like you, I'm certain I'd still be brooding in that cave.

But now even my personality is much brighter and more assertive!

I can't even begin to express my respect for you!

Oh, yeah?

This bottle is great!

The size is perfect for someone living alone!

Hey, Halkara! Don't steal other people's ideas!

I wouldn't do that!

I'll just use it as a reference.

That's literally what we call "stealing my idea"!

Okay, okay, stop!

I can't tell you to play nice since you're business rivals,

but don't fight.

Oh, right. About the mandragora pills you wanted...

I have just the thing.

Ta-da! Fully mature mandragora pills!

Fully mature mandragora pills?

Yes. They're normally made with three-year-old mandragoras,

but these are made with ten-year-old mandragoras!

It's a rare product that can only be made in small quantities!

And you're okay with giving it to me?

Please, it's all yours!

I'll make something even more amazing someday!

Like super-high-quality, even more mature

mandragora pills made from 300-year-old mandragoras!

Three hundred years old?!

Yes! They're the rarest of the rare!

To make medicine from 300-year-old mandragoras is every witch's dream!

Is that so?

Apparently, mandragoras evolve in some crazy way when they've lived 300 years!

They can move around on their own

and even speak in human language!

Isn't it a totally different lifeform at that point?

That can't really be...

I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level Season 2

We Went Looking for a Mandragora

Are you serious?!

Where?! Where did you see it?!

Okay, just calm down, Eno.

It might have been some kind of mistake.

And if we're going to go look there, we need permission.

The land is privately owned.

Oh, I know what you're talking about! Beelzebub's garden, right?

Beelzebub? The demon Minister of Agriculture?!

That wasn't so much a garden as an entire forest.

Nothing we find there would surprise me.

The shop's closed for the day! Please leave now!

Faster, wyvern!

Oh, boy. She's already gone.

Is a 300-year-old mandragora that exciting?

I'm sure there are many witches who'd love to have one.

Personally, I'd keep my distance from it, but...

Really? Why?

Well, it's a creature that talks and moves around.

An elf could never turn something like that into medicine.

Wait, making medicine from it just means

borrowing a few of its leaves or something, right?

I believe you'd have to crush up the entire thing.

Wake up, Flatorte!

I need you to fly right now!

So you took off after her in a hurry, but lost her?

You probably just passed her somewhere.

How careless of us.

In any case, I understand the situation.

If I see any strange witches on the grounds,

I shouldn't do anything to them, right?

Also, I'd like you to protect that mandragora if you can.

Protect a walking plant from that garden?

That sounds like a real hassle.

Beelzebub!

Please open up!

Wh-What is going on here?!

Hello!

Hello in there!

Good day to you!

I apologize for dropping by unannounced!

I heard there was a 300-year-old mandragora here

and couldn't just sit around!

I've come to get my hands on it, even if it means breaking some laws!

She just declared her intent to commit a crime!

Go away! Why are there so many of you, anyway?!

To make sure we find the mandragora!

I gathered witches from all over the land

with an agreement to share the mandragora once we find it!

This is any witch's greatest wish!

It's the most promising lead I've found in a century of searching!

They want it that badly?

Their enthusiasm is incredible...

Strike while the iron's hot! Begin the operation!

Hey! Hold it!

Stop this, Eno!

I'm sorry, Azusa!

It must be done if we're to make the best medicine in the world!

Bye!

You said you couldn't begin to express your respect for me!

Okay, I've had it!

I'll burn the whole garden to ashes!

Don't do that! You'll burn the mandragora, too!

We'll just have to find the mandragora before Eno and her group does!

We won't let them win!

Be careful. We don't know what might live in this garden.

And Halkara—

You're caught already!

Huh?

Oh, no! When did this happen?!

Hey! My clothes!

Wow, her clothes are melting.

Ow!

Thank you so much.

I thought your knowledge of forests might help us here.

Maybe I should've had you stay behind.

Master...

There's no sign of the mandragora passing this way.

This moss doesn't look like it's been stepped on at all.

And this tree is a type that grows very thick roots,

so it would be difficult for anything to move underground.

Which means...

If we rule out the areas near this type of tree,

we can figure out where it is!

Thanks, Halkara! You're really on fire today!

No, really, it was nothing...

You're caught again!

Eek! When did that happen?!

You might as well just strip naked!

You know she can't do that!

I knew following her would be a good idea!

Does this area seem suspicious?

Yes. My elven senses are screaming.

There's no doubt about it.

Is that so?

Eno!

You followed us?!

Who was it that told me not to steal people's ideas?

That's playing dirty!

A 300-year-old mandragora is every witch's dream.

I'll do whatever it takes.

Doesn't the same go for you?

You want to get that mandragora

for maximum honor and glory as a witch, do you not?

A mandragora that can walk and talk isn't just a plant anymore!

It's the same as us!

I can't sit around and let a life like that be taken!

It seems neither of us is willing to yield.

But no matter what you say, I'm getting that mandragora!

This is bad! There are too many of them!

They're going to find it before we do!

The moment of destiny is at hand!

Everyone, fight!

We have to find it quick!

Hey! Get out here, mandragora!

As if it's gonna show up if you do that!

Wait... You're sure this mandragora spoke, right?

And it ran away when it realized you were a witch, right?

Yeah.

In that case...

Mandragora! You're in trouble!

You're about to get caught and turned into medicine!

The only way to survive is to let this Witch of the Highlands here,

Lady Azusa, assume custody of you!

Now, come and leap into Lady Azusa's bosom!

Found it!

Wait!

It's fast!

Whoa!

H-Help me!

I'm taking this girl into my care!

I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level Season 2

I'm taking this girl into my care!

If anyone has a problem with that, bring it on!

Azusa, are you sure about this?

That's a genuine 300-year-old mandragora.

Sorry about this.

Hey! What are you doing?!

Let me ask you something, Eno.

Can you crush up an innocent little girl like this and make her into medicine?

When you put it that way...

I was imagining something with a more monstrous form.

I never thought it'd be a cute little girl like this.

Right?

Yeah, she's cute.

She actually is.

No matter how long I've dreamed of this...

I can't make her into medicine.

Well, either way, you're the one who caught her first.

We have no right to do anything.

Then let's call this matter settled.

Hang on.

Here.

What?! I can have that?!

My roots are my body, so I can't give you that,

but I can always regrow my leaves.

But in return, you have to promise you won't come after me!

Understood!

Eno, Witch of the Cave, will never come after you again!

I guess the matter really is settled now.

So this is the leaf of a 300-year-old mandragora!

The real deal!

Hold it.

I'm giving you this.

What is it?

An invoice for reparations

for trespassing on private property and ransacking my garden.

If you fail to pay, I will have to take other measures.

I'm the one who's been put through the most trouble here.

She's so calculating.

Anyway, I think the matter really is settled now.

Halkara was the real MVP this time!

If you hadn't done what you did, Eno's group might've caught this kid.

Well, when it comes to plants, you can always count on an elf!

I hate them.

Wha?

I hate elves.

Huh?!

'Cause they pick plants.

W-Well, yes, but I wouldn't hurt a living being like you!

Just the fact that you're an elf scares me.

Don't come near me.

Grr... Rawr!

Eek!

So they're your natural enemy, huh?

I guess you really are a plant.

I am! I lived a long time, and before I knew it, I looked like this.

So what are you going to do now?

I wouldn't mind if you were to return to the garden.

Well, it's not that much fun here.

There's not much sunlight,

and it's nutritionally deficient.

So if there's a safer place to live, I wouldn't mind moving.

Want to live with me, then?

I have a field in my yard, so you won't need to hold back.

And it's a good environment for plants to grow?

I don't think any witches would come around looking for you.

And it's in the highlands, so you'd get lots of sunlight.

Th-Then I guess I'll give it a try.

Take me with you.

Yay! Our family's growing!

Who are you calling "family"?!

Don't throw me together with an elf!

Rawr!

I'm sorry!

Well, see you later, Beelzebub.

Sorry for all the trouble.

Indeed.

And be well, um...

Come to think of it, I don't know your name.

I don't have one. I never needed a name.

Then the great Flatorte will name you!

Since you're a mandragora...

"Drago."

Don't give me a name that sounds like a dragon's name!

Are you dumb?!

Excuse me?!

Well... how about "Giant Running Mandragora"?

You be quiet, elf!

Rawr!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Can't you use something simple like "Grass 1"?

Out of the question! Rawr! Rawr!

We need some kind of starting point.

Is there anything you like?

Dirt, water, and sand!

Dirt, water, and sand, huh?

Sand... Well, that's pretty straightforward.

Sand... Sand...

Sandra?

Sandra! Your name is Sandra!

Sandra?

Oh, that's very cute!

It has a nice ring to it!

Sandra...

W-Well, I suppose I have no choice but to live with it.

Hey, Sandra.

What?

There's something I'd like you to promise me before we reach my house in the highlands.

What's that?

Get along with my family.

You can argue every now and then, but you must always make up.

Fine. I'll try my best.

Yay!

Nice to meet you! I'm Falfa!

I'm her younger sister, Shalsha. Welcome.

Go on, Sandra.

Nice to meet you.

Looks like she's just a bit younger than these two.

I'm a big sister!

Sandra is actually a whole lot older, though...

Everyone, dinner is ready!

Come eat with us, Sandra.

I don't need to.

Huh?!

The only food I need is water.

Then I just need sunlight to photosynthesize.

That makes sense...

Which room would you like?

You can share Falfa and Shalsha's if you want.

Your vegetable garden will be fine.

I'm more comfortable on dirt. I'll sleep there, too.

Well, she's definitely a plant.

Thanks for dinner!

You both left your vegetables untouched again.

I'm already full.

Me, too.

No, you need to eat your vegetables.

You can't blame them. They're yucky.

Sandra...

What... d-did you just...

The vegetables here are yucky.

C-Come on!

How can you tell when you haven't even eaten them?!

When you've been a plant as long as I have, you can tell.

They're not... that bad, are they?

No, I don't think so!

I can enjoy anything I eat!

I've never eaten them, so I can't say.

You guys aren't helping at all...

Don't get all sad about it just yet.

If you really want to make these two eat vegetables,

I have an idea.

Really?!

Cabbage and carrots should be just about ready to harvest now.

I'll help you.

Then...

the quality of the food you eat here will go up a level.

The most basic need for plants is always dirt.

They like soft, fluffy soil that's full of air and has good drainage.

Then till that soil with compost that's full of organic matter.

And don't forget to spread some lime.

Lime?

Please explain why.

To make the soil slightly acidic, making it easier for veggies to grow.

From there, you just need me to bring plenty of nutrients to them.

How are you doing that, exactly?

That's a secret.

And now it's finally time to harvest.

Just look at how these veggies shine! Don't they look happy?

Anyway, that's what you get when you have my help.

It's done!

Fried carrots, carrot potage,

and stir-fried cabbage and carrots!

They all look delicious!

There's no meat in any of it.

This is food for adults.

I don't think children like us are ready for it yet.

Aw, just give it a try. What have you got to lose?

I don't want to live with the memory that you tried to make us lose something.

That was a sharp comeback!

I'm sure they're delicious.

You grew them with lots of love, after all.

When you say they're full of love...

...we have no choice but to eat them.

Oh, yeah! I can eat this!

They're veggies, but they taste so sweet!

Perhaps I was mistaken about what vegetables truly were.

Yay! My daughters got over their hatred of vegetables!

Sorry for the wait!

This is pound cake made with lots of carrots.

Have it for dessert!

Thanks, Sandra!

You don't need to thank me.

I'll be in your care from now on,

so I need to be at least a bit useful...

Come to think of it, there's one other rule

for our house in the highlands that I forgot to tell you.

It's to always remember to smile. Okay?

I'm so glad to have you with us, Sandra!

I'm glad to be here... Azusa.

Days in the Highlands

Days in the Highlands!

You should tend to that garden every now and then.

Not a problem. I've found new help, after all.

Huh?

Keep working until you can pay me back!

Hangover?

You leave me no choice.

Pluck!

I feel much better!

You'd better be grateful.

Now, time for another drink!

Really?!