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Tyler!

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, hey.

Hey, uh, hey.

Just napping.

You're home early.

Tyler, are you covered?

Yeah.

Why are you in my bedroom?

I just got out of the shower. I meant to just take a nap here.

I'm really tired.

I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming home from work so early.

I'll get dressed.

I'm sorry. Excuse me.

No, I'm sorry. I should be the one to be excused.

Look, I'm really sorry. I've been really... Sorry if I've been acting

really strange lately. I really want you to go out with this woman.

Cherie.

Yeah, whatever. Listen, I just, I don't want to stand in the way of your

happiness. If you need to, you know, just date her and go move into your

condo for some privacy, that's what I want you to do. I want you to be happy.

Oh, come here.

Look, I come here because you make me happy.

You come here because I need your company.

No, I like to feel needed.

What?

No, you just remind me so much of Sheree.

Or Sheree reminds me of you, I should say.

She looks like me?

Yeah, she looks like you, but she's also very sweet like you, too.

You know, I think I'll pick up. a hobby, you know, since I'm going to have so

much more time on my hands now.

Oh, yeah? What are you going to do?

I don't know. Maybe I'll try one of those dating sites or whatever.

You know, whatever. I'm still young and everything, and God, I'm not going to

find anybody at the fucking office. Trust me.

No, no, no.

You're way too good for those dating sites.

No dating sites for you.

What do you know about them?

You can't just look for a date online.

You've got to meet a guy the old-fashioned way. That's when you'll

meet a good guy.

So what kind of guy would be appropriate for me then?

Pick someone who stirs something incredible inside of you.

Someone who makes your heart ache when he leaves.

Someone who's grateful and will be a beautifully passionate person to you.

Someone like you.

Let them talk. They'll make themselves sick with envy. Because I'll be with

you.

You're the most phenomenal woman ever.

Please let me hug you.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that, baby.

Just like that, baby.

Yeah, there you go.

Why don't you take a shower together?

Honey, shouldn't this be more like a one-time thing?

I hope not.

What about Cherie?

Cherie who?

Thank you for playing with us at missax.com. Hope to see you real soon.

Have you ever fucked in your mommy's bed?

Only my mother.

If that's her fucking name.

It's just one big... Are you wiping your pee pee? One big blur of eating and

shitting in my life.

You're like having a pet. Yeah.

It's nice. You don't have to clean up after me though. I can do that myself.

But I do let you out. Alright, let's do this.