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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:25,313 Hey, gang, it's Surf Sam on KBLA. 2 00:00:25,383 --> 00:00:29,183 We're just hours away from Halloween night, 1 965. 3 00:00:29,254 --> 00:00:32,883 I see that the hangout for the Hollywood Knights, Tubby's Drive-In... 4 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:34,550 is coming down tonight. 5 00:00:34,626 --> 00:00:39,654 Fellas, don't get bummed out. Remember.. A friend with weed is a friend indeed. 6 00:00:39,731 --> 00:00:41,699 3..29, Beach Boys time. 7 00:01:05,490 --> 00:01:07,856 Man, she saw it. That's great. 8 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,473 What are you doing over there? 9 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:25,009 I'm doing Dr. Eisner's new facial exercises. 10 00:01:25,076 --> 00:01:28,443 It's wonderful. It keeps your skin circulating. It keeps you young. 11 00:01:28,513 --> 00:01:30,413 It's a bear-lion. You go-- 12 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:37,514 - Doesn't that stretch your skin out? - No, it's circulation. It's great. 13 00:01:37,589 --> 00:01:39,614 It keeps you young, youthful, gorgeous. 14 00:01:39,691 --> 00:01:42,785 - I'm gonna tie my suit to the chair. - Why? 15 00:01:42,861 --> 00:01:47,560 The last time I did that, my tits peeled so much I went from a "" B"" cup to an ""A."" 16 00:01:48,833 --> 00:01:50,960 What's that clicking noise? 17 00:01:51,036 --> 00:01:52,333 It's a camera. 18 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,065 You little creep! 19 00:01:54,139 --> 00:01:57,472 What is that? What are you doing? 20 00:01:57,542 --> 00:01:59,237 What are you, crazy? 21 00:02:02,013 --> 00:02:04,243 I'll sue you for trespassing! 22 00:02:04,316 --> 00:02:08,650 Clark, we got a couple of party boys here who love to scare old ladies. 23 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,814 You don't have to work for Scotland Yard to know about this. 24 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:15,587 - A potato? - In the tailpipe of the chief s car. 25 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:16,957 Get down! 26 00:02:17,028 --> 00:02:20,657 Look what we got here. Empty egg carton. That tell you anything? 27 00:02:21,566 --> 00:02:24,592 You boys making omelets? What are you laughing at? 28 00:02:24,669 --> 00:02:28,366 You know what I'd like to do to you now, Newbomb? 29 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,637 I'd like to kick the crap out of you. 30 00:02:31,710 --> 00:02:33,041 What's the problem, Officer? 31 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:36,274 We got it taken care of, sir. Everything's fine. 32 00:02:36,348 --> 00:02:39,283 - No problem. -Just got some punks out here. 33 00:02:48,193 --> 00:02:52,687 Wake up, Bimbeau. I want you to get something straight. 34 00:02:52,764 --> 00:02:57,064 I don't need the captain all over my butt about some rinky-dink drive-in. 35 00:02:57,135 --> 00:03:00,764 Do me a favor, Bimbeau. Don't aggravate the situation. 36 00:03:00,839 --> 00:03:03,307 Everything's under control, Sarge. It's okey-dokey. 37 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:06,367 Besides, Sarge, as a matter of fact... 38 00:03:06,444 --> 00:03:10,904 if any of those little assholes get out of line, I'll kick the shit out of'em. 39 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,678 That's exactly what we don't want, Bimbeau. 40 00:03:13,752 --> 00:03:15,686 The drive-in's coming down. 41 00:03:15,754 --> 00:03:17,688 They'll all be gone tomorrow. 42 00:03:17,756 --> 00:03:21,021 We don't need police brutality. Got it? 43 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:24,728 - Hear that? - Right. Yeah. 44 00:03:24,796 --> 00:03:28,232 Bimbeau, what in the hell is that? 45 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:30,234 No, no. Here! 46 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:40,041 Not that house. People have been bad there. 47 00:03:40,111 --> 00:03:42,375 - Mooning! - Mooning! 48 00:03:42,447 --> 00:03:45,382 Mooning, Mr. Katzenberg. Absolutely. 49 00:03:45,450 --> 00:03:48,214 We've all had these disgusting experiences... 50 00:03:48,286 --> 00:03:50,277 with these Hollywood Knights... 51 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,289 and I give you my word... 52 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:55,292 tonight is the last night the Hollywood Knights... 53 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,294 will ever be in Beverly Hills again. 54 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:00,092 Isn't that wonderful? 55 00:04:00,165 --> 00:04:03,430 I want to send my husband Jack's apologies to all of you. 56 00:04:03,501 --> 00:04:05,731 He was real sorry he couldn't be here tonight. 57 00:04:05,804 --> 00:04:08,739 He'll be at the pep rally later giving the awards... 58 00:04:08,807 --> 00:04:11,469 and we'll see him at the dance. 59 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,909 What's the song he's got now? 60 00:04:13,978 --> 00:04:17,243 - ""Tijuana Taxi."" - With the horn honk at the end of it. 61 00:04:17,315 --> 00:04:19,249 What is that supposed to be? 62 00:04:19,317 --> 00:04:20,807 That's popular music. 63 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:24,446 Where's the story in ""beep-beep""? I'll tell you what popular music is-- 64 00:04:24,522 --> 00:04:26,615 I know what popular music is. 65 00:04:27,459 --> 00:04:30,656 Starting tomorrow, today will be history-- 66 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,663 Horseshit! 67 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,461 Nevans, there's some distracting noise in the kitchen. 68 00:04:35,533 --> 00:04:37,467 Could you see what that is? 69 00:04:37,535 --> 00:04:39,799 That's the Beverly Hills Police Department. 70 00:04:39,871 --> 00:04:42,135 - They're out there with Juanita. - Bullshit! 71 00:04:42,207 --> 00:04:43,970 Take care of it. 72 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:47,404 I'll see if I can't quiet those people down. 73 00:04:47,479 --> 00:04:49,970 Anyway, Tubby's Drive-In. 74 00:04:50,048 --> 00:04:52,812 This social disease of our neighborhood... 75 00:04:52,884 --> 00:04:58,083 it's enjoying its last night of residence in Beverly Hills. 76 00:05:01,693 --> 00:05:05,595 I knew you'd all be pleased, because all of our-- 77 00:05:05,663 --> 00:05:07,187 Thank you. 78 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,790 And one year from today... 79 00:05:09,868 --> 00:05:11,802 this beautiful... 80 00:05:13,071 --> 00:05:14,868 office complex... 81 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:19,000 will be standing in the old Tubby's Drive-In's place. 82 00:05:19,077 --> 00:05:22,672 I assure you that you and none of the rest of you... 83 00:05:22,747 --> 00:05:26,205 have to worry about the Hollywood Knights any longer. 84 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,479 We won't be hearing from them again. 85 00:05:31,389 --> 00:05:33,448 Go, go, go, go, go! 86 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:47,704 - I'll get it. -Juanita's busy. 87 00:05:47,772 --> 00:05:49,865 - I'll get the door. It's fine. - No, really, I-- 88 00:05:49,941 --> 00:05:52,466 - Well, all right. - Why not? 89 00:05:54,345 --> 00:05:55,937 I need you. 90 00:05:59,717 --> 00:06:01,378 Stand back. Stand back. 91 00:06:01,453 --> 00:06:03,546 Get it! Get it out! 92 00:06:03,621 --> 00:06:06,146 Oh! It's dog shit! 93 00:06:06,224 --> 00:06:08,852 It's dog shit all over you! 94 00:06:08,927 --> 00:06:10,360 Mrs. Freedman! 95 00:06:12,430 --> 00:06:15,331 I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! 96 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,630 Juanita, get out here! 97 00:06:17,702 --> 00:06:19,192 Shit. 98 00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:39,646 They finally come. 99 00:06:40,725 --> 00:06:43,660 Nice to see you. Nice of you to come. 100 00:06:43,728 --> 00:06:45,491 Hey, where is everybody? 101 00:06:45,563 --> 00:06:48,498 No problem. I spoke to Wheatly. He'll be here in a minute. 102 00:06:48,566 --> 00:06:50,056 I was talking to Red. 103 00:06:50,134 --> 00:06:53,069 They've been here about 21 years. 104 00:06:53,137 --> 00:06:55,264 He's thinking about moving to New Jersey. 105 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:59,208 You know, this is compliments of the Beverly Hills Assholes Association. 106 00:07:02,313 --> 00:07:05,441 All the flatheads forever are showing up tonight. 107 00:07:05,517 --> 00:07:08,179 Mr. Wheatly, nice of you to join us. 108 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:10,517 How you guys doing? Shorty, what's going on? 109 00:07:10,588 --> 00:07:12,522 - Where you been? - Kicking some ass. 110 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:15,218 - You were kicking ass? - He was kissing ass. 111 00:07:15,293 --> 00:07:17,955 We got all our cars here tonight? Except one. 112 00:07:18,029 --> 00:07:20,964 Yeah, Simpson, when you gonna bring your rail job? 113 00:07:21,032 --> 00:07:22,966 This is the last night. 114 00:07:23,034 --> 00:07:25,969 Where is this flying Purple People Eater you been talking about? 115 00:07:26,037 --> 00:07:29,336 Relax. I gotta wait till my old man goes to sleep so I can wheel it out. 116 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:33,104 You want me to follow you home? You might be a little nervous. 117 00:07:33,177 --> 00:07:34,906 Everybody is showing. 118 00:07:34,979 --> 00:07:37,914 There is gonna be a ton of lead sleds in the block tonight. 119 00:07:37,982 --> 00:07:40,917 Everybody's gonna think we're a bunch of'50s queers. 120 00:07:40,985 --> 00:07:43,180 How long you got your brother's car? 121 00:07:44,022 --> 00:07:45,956 - For as long as I like. - Sure. 122 00:07:46,024 --> 00:07:49,016 Newbomb, I saw your brother. He's a monster. 123 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:51,288 Do I look worried? 124 00:07:51,362 --> 00:07:56,095 I see that worried look upon your face 125 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:58,101 You've got your troubles 126 00:07:58,169 --> 00:08:01,195 I've got mine 127 00:08:03,041 --> 00:08:06,067 - What? - How would I look in a mustache? 128 00:08:06,144 --> 00:08:10,240 - I'd look better than I already do. - Perfect. Perfect jerk. 129 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:12,078 Jerk? Good-lookin'. 130 00:08:12,150 --> 00:08:14,744 Just like the guys we bust every night. 131 00:08:14,819 --> 00:08:16,411 That's perfect for you. 132 00:08:17,188 --> 00:08:20,351 Lawrence Lawrence of Arabia 133 00:08:22,093 --> 00:08:24,186 He's an English guy 134 00:08:24,262 --> 00:08:27,060 He came to fight the Turkish 135 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:30,191 Okay, Clark, right there. That's what I'm talking about. 136 00:08:30,268 --> 00:08:34,068 "" Lawrence of Arabia"" doesn't have any lyrics to it. 137 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:37,266 - What do you mean, no lyrics? - It's music. Music. 138 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:39,276 I've seen the movie four times. 139 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,539 And there were no words to it. 140 00:08:41,613 --> 00:08:46,050 There are no words to that! Did you hear what I was singing earlier? 141 00:08:46,117 --> 00:08:50,053 Somewhere I know that somebody, I think, wrote lyrics to this song. 142 00:08:50,121 --> 00:08:51,952 - Horseshit. - Horseshit? 143 00:08:52,023 --> 00:08:54,787 Horseshit. There are no words to it. 144 00:08:54,859 --> 00:08:56,850 Kiss my ass. All right? 145 00:08:56,928 --> 00:09:00,091 Do the fake mustache, mark off another spot and that'll be your ass. 146 00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:03,099 You want me to put an ""X"" on my ass? You can find it that way. 147 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:06,034 Pull over. I gotta take a squirt. 148 00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:09,665 These guys are lucky we're leaving them in Watts. 149 00:09:09,741 --> 00:09:12,369 Last year we left them in a bad neighborhood. 150 00:09:12,443 --> 00:09:14,035 These guys are punks. 151 00:09:14,112 --> 00:09:17,343 When I became a Knight, I had to climb a greased pole with eggs up my butt. 152 00:09:17,415 --> 00:09:19,906 I know. You should suffer. 153 00:09:19,984 --> 00:09:22,077 Let's go, guys. Out, out, out. 154 00:09:22,153 --> 00:09:25,418 Everybody out. It's initiation time. Let's go. 155 00:09:25,490 --> 00:09:28,084 - Come on, man. - Let's go. 156 00:09:28,159 --> 00:09:31,925 This is not a party. You want a party, come back after initiation. 157 00:09:31,996 --> 00:09:33,930 Get against the car. Outta sight. 158 00:09:33,998 --> 00:09:35,932 - Okay, drop 'em. - What? 159 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,594 - Get your clothes off!. - Strip, man! 160 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:41,434 - You should be proud to be Knights. - Don't give me that look. 161 00:09:41,506 --> 00:09:45,237 You're lucky. We used to tar and feather the pledges. 162 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:49,245 Wheatly, look. That looks like a penis, only smaller. 163 00:09:49,313 --> 00:09:51,907 Hey, listen, go in the back there. 164 00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:55,578 I want the tires out of the truck, the clothes in. 165 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:58,154 What are we gonna do with the tires? 166 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:02,955 Here's the plan: I want to see you and the tires back at Tubby's at 2:00. 167 00:10:03,027 --> 00:10:05,962 If you're not back by 2:00, I don't want to see you back at all. 168 00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:09,659 Because at 2:00 I expect to hear the dedication over the radio... 169 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,669 that you've delivered the message to the deejay at the record store. 170 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,467 Are we set there, gentlemen? Very, very good. 171 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:20,307 Gentlemen, good-bye, good luck. Think of this as a great adventure. 172 00:10:20,378 --> 00:10:23,313 It's Halloween,jack-off. Let's have some fun. 173 00:10:26,284 --> 00:10:28,218 Take off your shorts! 174 00:10:37,729 --> 00:10:41,563 - They're gonna leave us naked in Watts? - Where's the record store? 175 00:10:41,632 --> 00:10:44,328 Come see me, I'm broadcasting live... 176 00:10:44,402 --> 00:10:46,996 from Music City in the heart of Watts tonight. 177 00:10:47,071 --> 00:10:50,871 Guess who's coming in now? It's time for Dr.J. All right. 178 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:55,345 KBLA and Surf Sam getting up and making way for who else but Dr.J. 179 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,005 Thank you, my man Surfin' Sam. 180 00:10:57,081 --> 00:11:01,017 Hey, Dr.J., KBLA, Halloween night, 1 965. 181 00:11:01,085 --> 00:11:03,019 The funkiest you have ever heard. 182 00:11:03,087 --> 00:11:07,353 I'm gonna hit you hard with ""Sherry"" by the Four Seasons right now. 183 00:11:08,593 --> 00:11:10,720 - What time is it? - 8:30. 184 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,730 - Maybe the chicks aren't coming. - Shut up! 185 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:18,635 This is our secret spot. Nobody knows about it. 186 00:11:18,703 --> 00:11:22,764 Stop worrying. We're alone. Nobody knows we're here. 187 00:11:24,008 --> 00:11:25,942 I can't believe we're doing this. 188 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:31,778 If my mom ever found out I was changing into this outfit, I would just die. 189 00:11:31,849 --> 00:11:34,113 My God. 190 00:11:34,185 --> 00:11:37,120 Don't forget to take your bra off. 191 00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:41,591 - I read about a new bust exercise. - Really? Where? 192 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,251 In Vogue magazine. 193 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:46,194 Especially from Europe. I paid six dollars for it. 194 00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:48,255 Does that feel good. Freedom at last. 195 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:51,028 I'd hate to get caught without a bra in a car accident. 196 00:11:51,102 --> 00:11:53,297 Oh, is this exciting. 197 00:11:53,371 --> 00:11:56,306 - My pants are too tight. - Take your underwear off. 198 00:11:56,374 --> 00:12:00,606 What's wrong with you? Hurry up and change before somebody does come. 199 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,112 - I'm ready. - We gotta hurry to the pep rally. 200 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,706 Watch out! 201 00:12:05,783 --> 00:12:08,547 Oh, my God! What are you doing there? 202 00:12:12,957 --> 00:12:17,291 - Get out of here! What are you, crazy? - I don't believe it! 203 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,921 Get out of here! I can't stand you! 204 00:12:19,997 --> 00:12:22,727 You're such a punk! 205 00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:27,096 Here comes Bimbeau. Get up, man! Here he comes. 206 00:12:40,151 --> 00:12:43,314 I wanna tell you buttholes something. 207 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:46,151 This shit is way out of line. 208 00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:50,093 You squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... 209 00:12:50,161 --> 00:12:52,129 or you're going downtown. 210 00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:08,409 What the hell's the difference? Huh? 211 00:13:08,479 --> 00:13:11,744 I gotta have a nighttime job so I can be free during the day. 212 00:13:11,816 --> 00:13:15,252 I almost forgot. You're gonna be a famous actress. 213 00:13:16,721 --> 00:13:21,181 That's what pisses you off, isn't it? That I might become somebody. 214 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,361 I think you're somebody right now. 215 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,694 Oh, shit, come on. 216 00:13:32,136 --> 00:13:34,502 I gotta start looking after tonight, anyway. 217 00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:38,838 You're right. You should find a job right away so you don't starve to death. 218 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:40,502 What should I do? 219 00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:44,514 You're gonna start college in January, you got a part-time job at Smitty's. 220 00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:46,140 Right. 221 00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:49,209 Hey, it's not my fault you're a car hop. 222 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,950 You think I like them jerks making wise-ass cracks about my girl all night? 223 00:13:53,024 --> 00:13:56,050 You? I'm the one who's gotta put up with it. 224 00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:02,293 I gotta get in there. 225 00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:04,732 I'll talk to you later. 226 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,747 If I can't get off early, are you gonna wait for me? 227 00:14:20,584 --> 00:14:21,949 I gotta tell Red. 228 00:14:22,019 --> 00:14:23,452 I don't know. 229 00:14:28,526 --> 00:14:29,959 Shit. 230 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:41,104 Hey, that's the car James Dean drove, man. 231 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,470 - Bitchin'. - He had two of these. 232 00:14:43,541 --> 00:14:46,738 These things handle real well. You can take a corner outrageous. 233 00:14:46,811 --> 00:14:49,211 Probably gonna take the coast road up too. 234 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,111 All curvy, beautiful. 235 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,542 '57. 236 00:14:56,587 --> 00:14:58,521 Try using the handle, Clark. 237 00:15:00,825 --> 00:15:03,589 Okay, here we go. 238 00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:08,757 - Okay, wienerschnitzels. - It's just a cop. 239 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:11,768 Let's get these overpriced sewing machines outta here! 240 00:15:11,836 --> 00:15:14,999 -Just a cop that likes to bust balls. - What's that, Newbomb? 241 00:15:15,072 --> 00:15:17,438 I said, you guys stand tall. 242 00:15:17,508 --> 00:15:18,941 We stand tall. 243 00:15:21,012 --> 00:15:24,607 Okay-- You can listen too. I wanna tell you something. 244 00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:27,048 If I smell any rubber tonight-- 245 00:15:27,118 --> 00:15:30,679 Benedict Canyon, anywhere around there-- 246 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,781 your ass is grass... 247 00:15:33,858 --> 00:15:35,792 and I'm the lawn mower. 248 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:38,351 - You got it? - You got that, boys? 249 00:15:38,429 --> 00:15:42,126 - His ass. Okay? - Yes, sir. Yes, officer. 250 00:15:42,199 --> 00:15:44,861 Let's go. Move 'em out! 251 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,505 - I gotta take a squirt. - Good night, Officer Clark. 252 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,009 Good night, Officer Lawn Mower. 253 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,739 Come on. 254 00:15:57,815 --> 00:15:59,749 Come on! Right here! 255 00:16:00,818 --> 00:16:03,412 Hey, Brenda, I enjoyed last night. 256 00:16:03,487 --> 00:16:05,648 Oh, God. 257 00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:11,559 No, it's okay. I'll have a Big One and a cherry Coke. 258 00:16:11,629 --> 00:16:13,790 Make it two Big Ones and two cherry Cokes. 259 00:16:13,864 --> 00:16:17,459 You want the Big One? I've got the Big One. 260 00:16:17,535 --> 00:16:20,470 Oh, God, he is so gross! 261 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,165 You two girls want a thrill? 262 00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:28,041 - I'm not paying any attention. - Hey, Iron Box, I'm talking to you two. 263 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,080 Very funny. 264 00:16:30,147 --> 00:16:32,513 Have you ever heard my version of that song? 265 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:37,111 Oh, my God, we have to get out of here. He's gonna fart the song. 266 00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:39,213 He's going to fart the song. 267 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,723 You're gonna love it. 268 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,850 Stay there. Let me warm up. 269 00:16:42,927 --> 00:16:44,861 Hey, look, there's that red Dodge! 270 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:53,770 Hey,Jimmy, kinda cold on that thing or what? 271 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,772 Colder than a witch's tit. 272 00:16:58,109 --> 00:16:59,542 - Here. - What's this? 273 00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:03,239 Go on, keep it. You'll need something to read on the bus. 274 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,249 Jimmy, I was thinkin', if you have to go overseas... 275 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,480 I'll collect all those magazines from the guys and send 'em over to you. 276 00:17:09,553 --> 00:17:11,919 Thanks. I never thought of that. 277 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:16,858 But I probably won't go to Vietnam. They're only sending over advisors. 278 00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:19,862 I thought last month, when Dee Dee was late, I wouldn't be going. 279 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:22,023 They ain't taking anybody with babies. 280 00:17:24,135 --> 00:17:25,966 That's a tough break. 281 00:17:26,036 --> 00:17:29,096 You're gonna get the experience of a lifetime. 282 00:17:30,307 --> 00:17:34,107 I remember the first time I ever saw you two guys. Do you remember that? 283 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,113 You came rolling that bicycle in here with two flat tires... 284 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,547 a broken chain and bent handlebars. 285 00:17:39,617 --> 00:17:43,781 I looked at you and said, ""Get that thing outta here. We fix cars."" 286 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:48,018 You fix cars. Thirty minutes later it was fixed and we were riding it. 287 00:17:50,995 --> 00:17:52,929 I can't believe it, man. 288 00:17:52,997 --> 00:17:55,158 There's only four pledges this year. 289 00:17:55,232 --> 00:17:58,599 When I was in junior high school everybody wanted to be a Knight. 290 00:17:58,669 --> 00:18:00,603 I don't know anymore, man. 291 00:18:00,671 --> 00:18:02,866 Everything changes. Remember that. 292 00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:04,430 Nothing stays the same. 293 00:18:07,144 --> 00:18:08,577 I got it. 294 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,648 I'm telling you, Barbara does not put out. 295 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:15,378 - She do. - No, she doesn't. 296 00:18:15,452 --> 00:18:17,386 She's a tramp. 297 00:18:20,457 --> 00:18:21,890 Shorty. 298 00:18:28,165 --> 00:18:31,066 - Wheatly, that girl's looking at me. - What? 299 00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:34,730 That girl with the red scarf s looking at me, checking me out. 300 00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:37,831 She's not checking you out. She's looking through you to get to me. 301 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,001 - She's looking right at me. - Where? 302 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,774 - Right there with the red scarf on. - Hey, he thinks you're looking at him. 303 00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:47,807 Man, you asshole! 304 00:18:47,885 --> 00:18:50,319 - You just blew it for me! - I'm sorry. 305 00:18:50,387 --> 00:18:53,288 I can't believe you sometimes. 306 00:18:53,357 --> 00:18:55,484 - God! - I'm sorry, all right? 307 00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:57,823 - Get bent. - How's it goin'? 308 00:18:57,895 --> 00:19:01,023 - Hey, watch the car. - What are you talking about? 309 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:05,091 - Hey, Moosie, cut your hair. - I gotta go practice. 310 00:19:05,169 --> 00:19:06,932 Hey, you're into fine food. 311 00:19:07,004 --> 00:19:10,940 What do you get when you cross a donkey with a slice of Bermuda onion? 312 00:19:12,243 --> 00:19:13,676 I don't know. What? 313 00:19:13,744 --> 00:19:16,713 A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes. 314 00:19:22,853 --> 00:19:25,378 You're boring, Turk. Very boring. 315 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,987 This dork? This dork is better, right? 316 00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:40,002 Hey, butt breath. 317 00:19:41,739 --> 00:19:44,970 What the hell did I tell you about your sidewalk surfing in public? 318 00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:47,567 Do you remember that conversation? 319 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,580 I told you to hang ten in your neighborhood. 320 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,481 - What's in your pocket? - A pack of cigarettes. 321 00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,745 Cigarettes? You're a minor. What are you doing with them? 322 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,912 - They're for my mother. - Give 'em here. 323 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,922 Come on, get 'em out. 324 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,423 For his mother. 325 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:05,019 - You're lying to me, kid. - You're lying to a police officer. 326 00:20:06,563 --> 00:20:11,500 - You little son of a bitch. - And no sidewalk surfing in public. 327 00:20:11,568 --> 00:20:13,160 Take off. 328 00:20:15,406 --> 00:20:17,931 - Hey, what's up, squirt? - Surf city. 329 00:20:21,245 --> 00:20:23,372 Beaver patrol! Beaver patrol! 330 00:20:23,447 --> 00:20:25,438 Calling all beavers! 331 00:20:27,151 --> 00:20:30,086 Dawn! Hey, Dawn! You see these pictures? 332 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,790 I always thought you were a natural blonde. 333 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:37,019 Shut up, you idiot! 334 00:20:37,094 --> 00:20:40,120 Have you seen these pictures, Dork? You gotta see these pictures. 335 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,131 That's so stupid, Turk! 336 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,463 Keep the pictures. I'll take the real thing. 337 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,969 Hey, Dawn! Great tits! 338 00:20:57,981 --> 00:20:59,915 Newbomb, that's your brother's car. 339 00:20:59,983 --> 00:21:02,213 You parked next to a fire hydrant. 340 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,454 Big deal. It's Halloween. 341 00:21:05,522 --> 00:21:07,956 See you guys in the parking lot. 342 00:21:11,995 --> 00:21:13,257 Thank you. 343 00:21:15,632 --> 00:21:18,260 Thank you all. It's a wonderful-looking crowd tonight. 344 00:21:18,335 --> 00:21:21,270 I'm glad to see you support us this way. 345 00:21:21,338 --> 00:21:23,272 We're gonna get those Panthers, aren't we? 346 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:29,910 I'm looking forward to seeing all of you over at the dance tonight. 347 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:33,677 I have to go take care of some last-minute details over there... 348 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,685 with the help of Mr. Nevans... 349 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:40,690 so I'm gonna turn the evening over to my husband, Mr.Jack Freedman... 350 00:21:42,659 --> 00:21:45,253 and our good friend Mr. William Thornwell... 351 00:21:45,329 --> 00:21:47,695 who we all know as Thorny. 352 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,700 I'll see you over at the dance later. 353 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:53,498 Thank you very much. This is Thorny Thornwell. 354 00:21:53,570 --> 00:21:56,095 What a joy it is to be here... 355 00:21:56,173 --> 00:22:01,338 at the very spot where I first dreamed of becoming your channel 9 weatherman. 356 00:22:01,412 --> 00:22:05,473 I've got a few announcements. We've got some real treats coming up. 357 00:22:13,557 --> 00:22:15,582 What are you doing, man? 358 00:22:15,659 --> 00:22:18,594 You look good, Newbomb. Maybe you'll get a date. 359 00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:22,230 It's an improvement. 360 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,744 Hey, Riding Hood, wanna be eaten by the Big Bad Wolf? 361 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,404 Fuck you, Newbomb. 362 00:22:39,249 --> 00:22:41,717 You told her, didn't you? 363 00:22:41,785 --> 00:22:44,049 You set me up, didn't you? 364 00:22:44,121 --> 00:22:47,750 - What time does Dudley get here? - In a few minutes. 365 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,453 If I were 366 00:22:50,527 --> 00:22:52,222 Were a rich man 367 00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:55,223 - Mother, please. - What is it? 368 00:22:55,299 --> 00:22:58,234 - I have to practice that. - That's why I'm singing it. 369 00:22:58,302 --> 00:23:02,602 Yes, but your singing in no way corresponds with my fingering. 370 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,870 - You'll receive the check at the rally. - I know. 371 00:23:05,943 --> 00:23:09,379 They just wanted you to come by and say ""thank you"" in person. 372 00:23:09,446 --> 00:23:11,073 I know. 373 00:23:11,148 --> 00:23:14,117 After all, $500 covers a full year's tuition. 374 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,708 Mother, I know! 375 00:23:15,786 --> 00:23:18,880 Yes. Now we're gonna stop for a little cherry pie. 376 00:23:18,956 --> 00:23:20,218 I'm not hungry. 377 00:23:20,290 --> 00:23:22,690 Well, you need a little quick energy. 378 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:27,820 Mother, they always laugh at me at that restaurant when I'm dressed like this. 379 00:23:27,898 --> 00:23:30,458 If I were a rich man 380 00:23:36,006 --> 00:23:38,099 Oh, my God. 381 00:23:38,175 --> 00:23:39,608 Oh,Jesus. 382 00:23:41,745 --> 00:23:43,679 Wait, wait. Here's a car. 383 00:23:51,955 --> 00:23:54,890 - This is so crazy. - Oh, Nevans. 384 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,588 Now it's my great pleasure to introduce... 385 00:23:58,662 --> 00:24:02,257 the president of the Beverly Hills Residents Association... 386 00:24:02,332 --> 00:24:04,357 and a great American... 387 00:24:04,434 --> 00:24:05,867 Jack Freedman. 388 00:24:08,171 --> 00:24:11,265 Thank you, Thorny. What's the weather like up there? 389 00:24:12,376 --> 00:24:14,970 I'm sure we're all gonna have a good time tonight. 390 00:24:15,045 --> 00:24:18,674 I'm not going to make any long speeches. I'm just going to-- 391 00:24:25,222 --> 00:24:26,484 All right. 392 00:24:27,658 --> 00:24:29,592 I'm just going to start off... 393 00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:33,118 by introducing a wonderful organization of fine young people. 394 00:24:33,196 --> 00:24:35,289 The Beverly Marching Band! 395 00:25:08,899 --> 00:25:10,161 Get it up! 396 00:25:16,406 --> 00:25:19,705 Take it up! Where's security, goddamn it? 397 00:25:19,776 --> 00:25:21,971 - Do the other thing. - The other thing? 398 00:25:22,045 --> 00:25:24,570 You know. 399 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,206 Come here. 400 00:25:26,283 --> 00:25:27,716 The other thing? 401 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,926 Heavens, Nevans! 402 00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:40,796 Mrs. Freedman? 403 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:47,270 Is that you? What are you doing here alone? 404 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,828 I had some thinking to do, Dudley. 405 00:25:49,906 --> 00:25:53,740 It's fortuitous that I found you alone because I wanted to ask your advice... 406 00:25:53,810 --> 00:25:56,745 on which magic trick I should do for the talent contest tonight. 407 00:25:56,813 --> 00:25:58,747 I'm not a good judge of magic tricks. 408 00:25:58,815 --> 00:26:02,512 I thought maybe I'd do my big illusion-- producing a rabbit from an empty box. 409 00:26:02,586 --> 00:26:05,077 Abracadabra, and here it is. 410 00:26:05,155 --> 00:26:07,385 - It's a cute little rabbit. - I call him Squeakums. 411 00:26:07,457 --> 00:26:10,756 - The audience will find him amusing. - I think so too. Do that trick. 412 00:26:10,827 --> 00:26:14,092 - Or else I could do-- - They're waiting for you inside. 413 00:26:14,164 --> 00:26:16,098 This is called my three-ball trick. 414 00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:20,227 You put these balls in between your fingers, make a magic-- 415 00:26:20,303 --> 00:26:22,294 - I'm sorry. - That's all right. 416 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,739 I'll get them. They're down here somewhere. 417 00:26:25,809 --> 00:26:27,743 Oh, thank you very much. 418 00:26:27,811 --> 00:26:30,507 Mrs. Freedman, what are these? 419 00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:32,571 - Are these yours? - They're my husband's pants. 420 00:26:32,649 --> 00:26:34,583 I'm taking them to the cleaners. 421 00:26:34,651 --> 00:26:38,610 Then it's lucky I dropped by, because there's a wallet and keys in the pocket. 422 00:26:38,689 --> 00:26:41,624 - Dudley, put the pants down, please. - Yes, ma'am. 423 00:26:44,194 --> 00:26:46,389 Did I do that? I'm sorry! 424 00:26:46,463 --> 00:26:48,727 Dudley, please leave! 425 00:26:48,799 --> 00:26:51,893 Please just leave! Thank you! 426 00:26:53,103 --> 00:26:55,037 - The horn is stuck. -Jesus! 427 00:26:55,105 --> 00:26:57,039 The little son of a bitch. 428 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:02,273 Ladies, did you hear about the guy with the five penises? 429 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:05,878 His pants fit like a glove. 430 00:27:05,949 --> 00:27:08,816 - Oh, you piece of trash. - Disgusting. 431 00:27:09,853 --> 00:27:11,787 Great joke. Great joke. 432 00:27:11,855 --> 00:27:15,655 - Turn that song up. It's my favorite. - Wait a minute. 433 00:27:15,726 --> 00:27:19,127 I want you guys to look at me. Who do I look like? 434 00:27:19,196 --> 00:27:20,925 I have no idea. 435 00:27:20,997 --> 00:27:23,761 Yeah? Look at me, all right? 436 00:27:23,834 --> 00:27:26,598 I'm depressed. Who do I look like? 437 00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:29,901 - Like that asshole at the car wash. - Bite my weenie. 438 00:27:29,973 --> 00:27:32,567 I look likeJames Dean. Don't I? 439 00:27:33,977 --> 00:27:35,911 Hey, I gotta take a leak. 440 00:27:41,251 --> 00:27:43,185 Aim away from the car, weenie. 441 00:27:43,253 --> 00:27:46,484 On behalf of my mother and father... 442 00:27:46,556 --> 00:27:50,151 I would like to thank the Beverly Hills Residents Association... 443 00:27:50,227 --> 00:27:51,717 for honoring my-- 444 00:27:54,831 --> 00:27:57,891 Help! Help me! Help me! 445 00:27:58,869 --> 00:28:01,804 Dudley, relax. It's me, Newbomb. Everything's copacetic. 446 00:28:01,872 --> 00:28:04,807 - May I have my puffer, please? - Give him his puffer. 447 00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:07,309 Give me his coat. 448 00:28:07,377 --> 00:28:10,642 Please don't hurt me. I think I'm a bleeder. 449 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:17,347 Mama! Mama! 450 00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:20,548 I won't tell anybody. Just don't hurt me. 451 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:25,860 I would like to introduce now three fine young ladies-- 452 00:28:25,929 --> 00:28:30,457 the Beverly Hills cheerleaders with their rendition of"" Razzle Dazzle."" 453 00:28:59,963 --> 00:29:01,453 You forgot your underwear! 454 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:05,467 Your underwear! 455 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,624 This is so fine. 456 00:29:33,697 --> 00:29:36,063 - That's Newbomb's car, isn't it? - Yeah. 457 00:29:36,132 --> 00:29:37,656 - That's a fire hydrant. - Oh, yeah. 458 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:42,137 - So all of this area's a tow-away zone? - All of it. 459 00:29:42,205 --> 00:29:43,797 This is Car Three. 460 00:29:43,874 --> 00:29:46,968 We've got a tow-away here in front of the Beverly High School. 461 00:29:47,043 --> 00:29:49,944 A '65 El Camino, silver-gray-- 462 00:29:54,217 --> 00:29:56,742 What the hell's going on? 463 00:29:57,654 --> 00:30:02,091 We're gonna need some help out here. We've both been assaulted by eggs. 464 00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:04,720 Lawrence 465 00:30:04,794 --> 00:30:07,092 Lawrence of Arabia 466 00:30:07,163 --> 00:30:09,256 He's an English guy 467 00:30:09,332 --> 00:30:11,823 He came to fight the Turkish 468 00:30:14,504 --> 00:30:17,996 All right, we've had some bad luck this evening... 469 00:30:18,074 --> 00:30:20,372 but here's something that nobody can ruin. 470 00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:23,378 This is the young man who has won our $500 award. 471 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:26,381 His name is Douglas-- Dudley Laywicker. 472 00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:29,612 Let's show him how proud we are of him. Let's get him up here. 473 00:30:29,686 --> 00:30:30,880 Dudley, we're very-- 474 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:32,387 That's Newbomb Turk! 475 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,691 Go, Newbomb, go! 476 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,695 That's not Dudley! That's Newbomb Turk! 477 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,054 Oh, come on! That's funny! 478 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,464 Stop him! Stop him, goddamn it! 479 00:31:22,038 --> 00:31:24,302 Get that piece of crap outta here. 480 00:31:24,374 --> 00:31:26,433 Lock it up, will ya. 481 00:31:29,913 --> 00:31:33,610 Officers, there's a guy in there in a majordomo outfit... 482 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:35,776 farting all over the place. 483 00:31:37,253 --> 00:31:39,187 - Yes, farting. - Oh, Christ. 484 00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,625 Newbomb, would you hurry up! 485 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:49,130 Come on! How'd it go? 486 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:52,430 - I was great. It was swell. - Good, but we've gotta go. 487 00:31:52,502 --> 00:31:55,437 - They towed your brother's El Camino. - What? 488 00:31:55,505 --> 00:31:56,995 Would you relax! 489 00:31:57,073 --> 00:31:59,906 What? No! I'm a dead man! 490 00:31:59,976 --> 00:32:01,409 I'm doomed! 491 00:32:06,649 --> 00:32:08,583 I hope you're satisfied. 492 00:32:08,651 --> 00:32:11,279 I, for one, surely am not. 493 00:32:19,829 --> 00:32:22,423 Little ass-wipe doesn't have any pants on. 494 00:32:22,499 --> 00:32:25,434 I don't know what you're thinking, but I'm perfectly normal. 495 00:32:25,502 --> 00:32:30,166 I was in the parking lot and out of the shadows something strange happened. 496 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:35,041 I didn't see their faces, but they were some people who went to-- 497 00:32:35,111 --> 00:32:37,272 You punk! You stupid punk! 498 00:32:37,347 --> 00:32:40,578 I oughta beat the living crap out of you! 499 00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:42,777 Bimbeau, what are you doing? 500 00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:46,749 - This guy farted all over the stage. - Give him air. 501 00:32:46,823 --> 00:32:49,348 - Who are you? - School photographer, sir. 502 00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:50,859 Put that way. 503 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:54,363 This is the young man who was supposed to get the scholarship. 504 00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:56,865 - He's not your man, Sergeant. - Put it away! 505 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,163 My puffer. My puffer. 506 00:33:00,336 --> 00:33:02,270 Bimbeau, give him his puffer. 507 00:33:02,338 --> 00:33:04,670 I'm having a little difficulty-- 508 00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:07,872 - Oh, Christ. - Oh, God. 509 00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:10,310 - Come on. - These are great. 510 00:33:10,380 --> 00:33:12,348 Now we don't have to walk around nude. 511 00:33:12,415 --> 00:33:14,679 Did you hear that noise? 512 00:33:16,086 --> 00:33:18,520 That's some old man poking his old lady. 513 00:33:18,588 --> 00:33:21,284 - Are you sure? - Take my word for it. 514 00:33:21,357 --> 00:33:22,790 Shit. 515 00:33:22,859 --> 00:33:24,793 Shit. Goddamn it. 516 00:33:26,029 --> 00:33:30,159 - I wish Froggie would hurry up. - Shut up and watch the front. 517 00:33:30,233 --> 00:33:31,666 Oh, God. 518 00:33:33,269 --> 00:33:36,534 - That your Halloween costume? - Yeah, kid. 519 00:33:36,606 --> 00:33:38,631 The fool ain't got no dick, Earl. 520 00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:39,970 Get outta here! 521 00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:44,845 Hey, check us out. 522 00:33:44,914 --> 00:33:47,246 - Put this on. - Great, you assholes. 523 00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:50,252 - Do you know where we're at? - I forgot. 524 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,651 Oh, shit, Martha! 525 00:33:51,721 --> 00:33:56,158 The Ku Klux Klan's outside the window! Get my gun! 526 00:33:56,226 --> 00:33:58,820 Take that off!. Let's get outta here! 527 00:34:00,463 --> 00:34:02,055 Wait a minute, honey! 528 00:34:03,299 --> 00:34:06,962 If you see me holdin'hands with another girl 529 00:34:07,036 --> 00:34:10,403 Seemin'like I'm havin'fun 530 00:34:10,473 --> 00:34:14,569 Although she may be cute she's just a substitute 531 00:34:14,644 --> 00:34:18,080 Because you're the only one 532 00:34:18,148 --> 00:34:22,949 So, baby, take a good look at my face 533 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:26,921 You see my smile seems out of place 534 00:34:26,990 --> 00:34:30,619 If you look closer it's easy to trace 535 00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:32,888 The tracks of my tears 536 00:34:32,962 --> 00:34:35,897 We can't get outta here until we get in that record store. 537 00:34:35,965 --> 00:34:37,899 They only take dedications in person. 538 00:34:37,967 --> 00:34:39,696 We're up shit's creek. 539 00:34:39,769 --> 00:34:42,863 My brother and uncle were Knights, and I'm gonna be one too. 540 00:34:42,939 --> 00:34:46,204 Go use the phone booth there to call your cousin and get us out of here. 541 00:34:46,276 --> 00:34:50,576 What? You go in the phone booth, shut the door, the light goes on-- 542 00:34:50,647 --> 00:34:55,584 You think I'm gonna be standin' in the middle of Watts naked? You're crazy. 543 00:34:55,652 --> 00:34:57,745 We'd better do something, that's for sure. 544 00:34:57,820 --> 00:35:03,224 We gotta get clothes, go into the store, make a dedication, get back to Tubby's. 545 00:35:03,293 --> 00:35:05,227 We should've joined the swim team. 546 00:35:05,295 --> 00:35:09,197 You got Dr.J, ofay but okay... 547 00:35:09,265 --> 00:35:12,257 as Motown strikes again! 548 00:35:13,002 --> 00:35:14,435 Suzie. 549 00:35:20,476 --> 00:35:21,909 Hold that. 550 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:27,849 - How about a free kiss? - That never cost you anything. 551 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,647 Yes, they did. I started getting used to them. 552 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,312 Gets kinda dangerous. 553 00:35:37,393 --> 00:35:39,827 What do you wanna do? 554 00:35:39,896 --> 00:35:42,262 I wanna be rich and famous. I'm already good-lookin'. 555 00:35:42,332 --> 00:35:45,995 - Is this your first beer? - Yeah. Cheap high. 556 00:35:46,069 --> 00:35:47,661 So am I. 557 00:35:49,038 --> 00:35:50,835 So what's your plan? 558 00:35:50,907 --> 00:35:52,306 Plans don't always-- 559 00:35:52,375 --> 00:35:54,309 You got an order up there. 560 00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:58,547 So what do you wanna do? 561 00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:02,210 I don't know. I just know what I don't want to do. 562 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:06,221 Maybe that's what I'm asking for-- a little time to figure it out... 563 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:09,725 a place to do it, somebody to do it with. 564 00:36:13,329 --> 00:36:16,264 I was thinking about Venice. 565 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:20,493 A little apartment about a block from the beach. 566 00:36:20,570 --> 00:36:23,698 You're asking me to just walk away from it for some pipe dream. 567 00:36:23,773 --> 00:36:28,210 Pipe dream? Talk about a pipe dream. Tell me what acting is. 568 00:36:35,852 --> 00:36:37,786 Wanna go to the beach tomorrow? 569 00:36:37,854 --> 00:36:41,790 Duke, you know I have my screen test in the morning. 570 00:36:41,858 --> 00:36:43,849 Yeah. I forgot. 571 00:36:43,926 --> 00:36:47,589 You're here, I'm there. We're in two different places. 572 00:36:48,564 --> 00:36:50,498 You go in tomorrow and knock 'em dead. 573 00:36:50,566 --> 00:36:54,024 Why are you so sarcastic? Can't you give me a little support? 574 00:36:54,937 --> 00:36:57,997 Suzie, pick up, please! 575 00:37:12,288 --> 00:37:15,724 Hey, there's Newbomb. He went home and got his pie wagon. 576 00:37:20,797 --> 00:37:22,765 Gentlemen, I am here. You can start. 577 00:37:22,832 --> 00:37:25,767 You know Barbara? You're right. She does put out. 578 00:37:27,470 --> 00:37:29,097 You guys want a menu? 579 00:37:29,172 --> 00:37:31,299 Only if you're on it. 580 00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:35,603 Hey, Newbomb, your brother's out front. 581 00:37:35,678 --> 00:37:37,543 - Chicken. - What? 582 00:37:37,613 --> 00:37:38,944 Stay here. 583 00:37:39,015 --> 00:37:42,041 - You didn't see me. You never will. - I don't even know you. 584 00:37:42,118 --> 00:37:45,053 You never knew me. You never will know me. 585 00:37:50,526 --> 00:37:52,460 - How you doin'? - You seen Newbomb? 586 00:37:52,528 --> 00:37:55,463 - Mom said he had my El Camino. - No, I haven't. 587 00:37:55,531 --> 00:37:59,399 If he messes up my El Camino, I'm gonna strangle his ass. 588 00:37:59,469 --> 00:38:02,404 - I'll tell him you're looking for him. - Yeah. 589 00:38:02,472 --> 00:38:05,407 - Have you seen my El Camino? - No, I haven't. 590 00:38:05,475 --> 00:38:08,239 This is his pie wagon. Where is he? 591 00:38:09,178 --> 00:38:11,612 Him and Simpson are working on Simpson's rail job. 592 00:38:13,616 --> 00:38:15,243 Oh. Okay. 593 00:38:16,819 --> 00:38:19,117 Your car looks really bitchin'. 594 00:38:21,057 --> 00:38:23,685 You see him, you tell him I'm gonna nail his butt. 595 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,024 - You got that? - Yeah. Yeah. 596 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:27,357 Take it easy. 597 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,863 Right. 598 00:38:34,737 --> 00:38:36,329 Really bitchin' car. 599 00:38:39,008 --> 00:38:40,942 Hey, Newbomb, he's gone. 600 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,173 Hey, Newbomb, that was your brother. 601 00:38:46,249 --> 00:38:49,514 He's gonna kick your ass. He's looking for you. 602 00:38:49,585 --> 00:38:53,351 He's looking for me? He's looking for me? 603 00:38:53,423 --> 00:38:55,357 That pussy's looking for me? 604 00:38:55,425 --> 00:38:57,359 You do the windup. 605 00:38:57,427 --> 00:39:01,056 Stop in the name of love 606 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:04,190 Before you break my heart 607 00:39:04,267 --> 00:39:06,667 Think it over 608 00:39:06,736 --> 00:39:09,671 What'd you think about the Rolling Stones last night? 609 00:39:09,739 --> 00:39:11,468 They were so dirty. 610 00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:13,475 That guy's teeth. Did you see them? 611 00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:17,240 His skin was even worse than that. But it was a great song. 612 00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:18,803 Great song. 613 00:39:18,881 --> 00:39:22,373 Goddamn these machines. They never work. What are we doing here anyway? 614 00:39:22,452 --> 00:39:25,387 What are we doing here? Looking for cute guys. 615 00:39:25,455 --> 00:39:28,390 Cute? Like Newbomb Turk? I bet that's cute. 616 00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:32,758 Can you imagine having to kiss that face? 617 00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:35,889 Did you see Thunder Thighs over there with Sally? 618 00:39:35,965 --> 00:39:37,899 What a slut. 619 00:39:37,967 --> 00:39:40,902 Speaking of sluts, did you hear aboutJean Freedman? 620 00:39:40,970 --> 00:39:43,097 - What? - She had an abortion in Tijuana. 621 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:47,131 That doesn't surprise me. I heard she gave half the football team the clap. 622 00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:49,940 They played like they still had it last week too. 623 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:52,947 That was Brenda and Shirley Weintraub, the Iron Box Twins... 624 00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:56,781 coming to you live from the ladies room here at Tubby's Drive-In. 625 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,384 - You asshole! - You schmuck! 626 00:40:13,002 --> 00:40:16,938 Nooky wagon! Here it comes! Here comes the nooky wagon! 627 00:40:23,746 --> 00:40:26,112 - How you guys doin', man? - What's happenin'? 628 00:40:26,182 --> 00:40:28,309 Not much. She's starving. 629 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:31,080 - Ready to order? - Yes. 630 00:40:31,153 --> 00:40:33,485 We want three hamburgers... 631 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,717 and three orders of onion rings. 632 00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:39,124 - And I want a vanilla shake. - I want a Coke. 633 00:40:39,195 --> 00:40:40,890 - Got it. - Thank you. 634 00:40:40,963 --> 00:40:44,262 - What are you doin', man? - Not much. Hanging out at the beach. 635 00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:47,268 Heard about Tubby's. Thought we'd come check it out. 636 00:40:47,336 --> 00:40:50,931 I want a Big One! I'm so tired of those shitty Ding-Dongs, man! 637 00:40:51,007 --> 00:40:53,976 You oughta lay off that surfer food. It'll do you in. 638 00:40:54,043 --> 00:40:58,639 You should talk. Come down to the beach sometime. I'll show you a boss time. 639 00:40:58,714 --> 00:41:03,344 No, thanks. Sticking my head in seaweed is not my idea of a bitchin' time. 640 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:06,354 Try it sometime. Might do you some good. 641 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:08,947 Hey, this is Jane, and this is Cheetah. 642 00:41:09,025 --> 00:41:12,256 Wait a second. You'reJane, and you're Cheetah. 643 00:41:12,328 --> 00:41:13,852 What are their names? 644 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:16,194 - Eyes off. - Hey, dummy up, man. 645 00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:18,233 My name is Newbomb Turk. 646 00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:21,498 Hey, Turk! How you doin', man? 647 00:41:21,571 --> 00:41:22,663 Good. 648 00:41:22,738 --> 00:41:26,265 Hey, where's the Duker and Jimmy Shine? 649 00:41:26,342 --> 00:41:28,310 - Who cares? - Where's your deuce coupe? 650 00:41:28,377 --> 00:41:31,835 It's at the old man's shop. I'm thinking about selling it. 651 00:41:31,914 --> 00:41:35,008 What for? You've been working on it three years. 652 00:41:35,084 --> 00:41:38,417 Yeah, but I've just been hanging out at the beach, crashing in this Woody. 653 00:41:38,487 --> 00:41:41,422 - What are you doing for money? - The old man's taking care of me. 654 00:41:41,490 --> 00:41:44,926 He gives me all the money I want so long as I stay away from the house. 655 00:41:44,994 --> 00:41:47,087 Thinks I do more damage there. 656 00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:51,861 What? 657 00:42:00,977 --> 00:42:02,911 Need a pair of pliers for those? 658 00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:05,743 Just got my damn shirt caught in it. 659 00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:08,545 Hey, pencil dick, what time is it? 660 00:42:10,019 --> 00:42:11,953 Time to eat! 661 00:42:27,803 --> 00:42:30,636 Chinese bandits, two o'clock! 662 00:42:30,706 --> 00:42:32,640 Bounces pretty good, pal. 663 00:43:08,644 --> 00:43:11,010 Duke might've got whipped by them almond-eyes guys... 664 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:14,311 but I'm gonna go get my rail job and leave them-- 665 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,180 I'm with you, man. 666 00:43:16,252 --> 00:43:18,186 You know the power of that car. 667 00:43:18,254 --> 00:43:21,348 - Those Chinese assholes. - They sneak up on ya. 668 00:43:25,027 --> 00:43:27,962 - That Cobra ain't shit anyway. - Hey, you came in second. 669 00:43:28,030 --> 00:43:31,522 "" But you came in second."" Thanks a lot. 670 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,730 - You guys having a good time tonight? - It's gonna get a lot better later. 671 00:43:40,476 --> 00:43:44,037 Okay, asshole, pull this yellow piece of shit around the corner. You got me? 672 00:43:44,113 --> 00:43:46,047 Hear that? Move it. 673 00:43:47,283 --> 00:43:49,217 Right now, asshole. 674 00:43:53,622 --> 00:43:56,489 Hey, Officer Clark, are you lost or somethin'? 675 00:43:56,559 --> 00:43:58,993 - "" Bitchin'."" - Do me a favor. 676 00:43:59,061 --> 00:44:03,998 Jimmy Shine's going to Vietnam tomorrow, and you wonder if the beach is bitchin'. 677 00:44:04,066 --> 00:44:07,126 - Who's got the burger? - I got a burger. 678 00:44:08,204 --> 00:44:10,798 What are you doing, Newbomb? 679 00:44:12,174 --> 00:44:14,108 I was just gettin' some burger. 680 00:44:14,176 --> 00:44:16,542 Oh, some burger, huh? 681 00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:19,547 Well, you want a little shake to go along with your burger? 682 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,913 Hey, watch out, man! 683 00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:27,354 You know what? The guys are weenies for not letting us into the dance. 684 00:44:27,423 --> 00:44:30,586 But I could care less. I didn't want to go to that stupid dance. 685 00:44:30,659 --> 00:44:33,150 I think dancing's for queers anyway. 686 00:44:35,264 --> 00:44:38,165 This song is bitchin'. Check this song out. 687 00:44:38,234 --> 00:44:41,601 I'm telling you, man, the Knights are not breaking up. 688 00:44:41,670 --> 00:44:44,537 SupposeJimmy Shine doesn't come back from Vietnam. 689 00:44:44,607 --> 00:44:47,201 Oh, man, don't worry aboutJimmy Shine. 690 00:44:47,276 --> 00:44:49,676 It's not a war. He's going over for training. 691 00:44:49,745 --> 00:44:52,543 - What about Duke? - Duke can take care of himself. 692 00:44:52,615 --> 00:44:55,175 And Shorty, man. Shorty's going to college. 693 00:44:56,318 --> 00:44:59,253 Don't worry about Shorty. We're gonna stick together. 694 00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:02,256 You can cruise with me, man. All right? 695 00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:04,053 I'll take care of you. 696 00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:25,113 Let's get this stuff out of here. 697 00:45:32,021 --> 00:45:34,956 - What's in this thing? - They got the punch in here. 698 00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:37,254 Gentlemen, are you from the caterers? 699 00:45:37,326 --> 00:45:39,260 Of course you are. Is that the punch? 700 00:45:39,328 --> 00:45:42,126 - Uh-huh. - Oh, no, no, please put it down. 701 00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:45,929 You're going the long way. Take the shortcut. Cut right across the lawn. 702 00:45:46,001 --> 00:45:48,094 Go through the nice hibiscus. 703 00:45:48,170 --> 00:45:50,263 The gardener's not gonna like that. 704 00:45:50,339 --> 00:45:53,274 They're relandscaping Monday morning. They're having the new library there. 705 00:45:53,342 --> 00:45:54,969 The Newbomb Turk Memorial Library. 706 00:45:56,378 --> 00:45:58,107 You've heard of him. 707 00:45:58,180 --> 00:46:00,114 Yeah, I know that guy. 708 00:46:00,182 --> 00:46:02,412 - You heard of him? - Yeah, sure. 709 00:46:02,484 --> 00:46:05,214 There's nothing wrong. You can leave the punch here. 710 00:46:05,287 --> 00:46:08,552 Garson! Boy! Take this punch down there. 711 00:46:08,624 --> 00:46:12,492 It's our pleasure to take care of this. Anything happens, give them my name. 712 00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:14,529 It's okay. Have a nice time. 713 00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:16,997 - Thanks for taking care of things. - My pleasure. 714 00:46:24,206 --> 00:46:28,074 Here's my story It's sad but true 715 00:46:29,178 --> 00:46:33,581 It's about a girl that I once knew 716 00:46:33,649 --> 00:46:35,674 She took my love 717 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:38,584 And ran around 718 00:46:39,655 --> 00:46:44,752 With every single guy in town 719 00:46:59,008 --> 00:47:00,373 Come on. 720 00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:03,138 Come on. This one is for Tubby's. 721 00:47:05,514 --> 00:47:08,449 Gentlemen, let's spike the punch. 722 00:47:13,389 --> 00:47:15,789 But if you don't wanna cry like I do 723 00:47:15,858 --> 00:47:19,487 I said, keep away from Runaround Sue 724 00:47:19,561 --> 00:47:21,688 She likes to travel around 725 00:47:22,531 --> 00:47:25,557 She'll love you then she'll put you down 726 00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:28,831 Now, people, let me put you wise 727 00:47:28,904 --> 00:47:32,203 Sue goes out with other guys 728 00:47:33,275 --> 00:47:34,708 Can I help you? 729 00:47:34,777 --> 00:47:37,405 This is the punch for the residents association. 730 00:47:37,479 --> 00:47:40,414 - Name? - No name.Just punch. 731 00:47:43,452 --> 00:47:45,386 Don't drink the punch. 732 00:47:55,364 --> 00:47:57,298 You little son of a bitch. 733 00:47:59,468 --> 00:48:01,732 Hey, you thirsty? Have some punch. 734 00:48:02,905 --> 00:48:04,964 Stay away from the punch. 735 00:48:06,108 --> 00:48:09,441 - Like some more? - No, thanks, it's fine. 736 00:48:09,511 --> 00:48:12,036 Well, trick or treat. 737 00:48:12,114 --> 00:48:13,809 You're already a treat. 738 00:48:13,882 --> 00:48:15,816 You're already a trick. 739 00:48:18,153 --> 00:48:21,088 - This doesn't taste right. - Yeah, it's good. 740 00:48:21,156 --> 00:48:23,021 No, it's not right. 741 00:48:23,092 --> 00:48:25,583 My dick is in the punch! 742 00:48:26,328 --> 00:48:30,287 -I've had this taste in my mouth before. -Tastes all right to me. 743 00:48:33,669 --> 00:48:36,604 - Little bastards. - I'm just gonna ignore them. 744 00:48:36,672 --> 00:48:38,105 I'm not paying attention. 745 00:48:39,008 --> 00:48:40,942 There's a young man out there. 746 00:48:41,010 --> 00:48:43,308 My dick! My dick! 747 00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:47,145 I believe he's looking for somebody called Dick. 748 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,980 Is there a Dick here? 749 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:53,988 I've got it, Nevans. It's spiked. They've spiked the punch. 750 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:56,490 Thorny, get those officers. 751 00:48:57,626 --> 00:48:59,457 I know this taste. 752 00:49:04,633 --> 00:49:06,430 What's the problem, ma'am? 753 00:49:06,502 --> 00:49:09,437 Officer, taste this. 754 00:49:09,505 --> 00:49:11,439 Tell me what you think. 755 00:49:19,048 --> 00:49:21,846 Does have a little wang in it. 756 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:23,179 Good, though. 757 00:49:23,252 --> 00:49:25,812 Mind if I have some more? 758 00:49:25,888 --> 00:49:27,947 - No, no, please. - Thank you. 759 00:49:28,023 --> 00:49:30,617 Help yourself. Come on, Nevans. 760 00:49:33,228 --> 00:49:35,822 You've gotta be very careful, Dudley. 761 00:49:35,898 --> 00:49:38,298 - You're a marked man. - I'll be fine. 762 00:49:38,367 --> 00:49:39,959 They're envious of you. 763 00:49:41,170 --> 00:49:43,604 Which trick should I do? They're all so good. 764 00:49:43,672 --> 00:49:46,197 Stick to your music, dear. 765 00:49:46,275 --> 00:49:47,867 If you were a rich man 766 00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:50,309 If I were a rich man-- 767 00:49:50,379 --> 00:49:52,438 If you were a married man 768 00:49:52,514 --> 00:49:54,914 If I were a wealthy man 769 00:49:55,984 --> 00:49:58,418 Watch the road. If I were a rich man 770 00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:05,392 After the talent contest, go right home. 771 00:50:05,461 --> 00:50:08,123 I'm gonna drop you at the rear entrance. 772 00:50:10,766 --> 00:50:13,667 With more atomic power in the midnight hour. 773 00:50:17,005 --> 00:50:21,203 Man, this sure is a funny place to build a library. 774 00:50:21,276 --> 00:50:23,005 - Yeah. - Newbomb Turk. 775 00:50:23,078 --> 00:50:26,445 You know what? I think I heard of that guy before. 776 00:50:26,515 --> 00:50:30,178 He had something to do with something in Beverly Hills. 777 00:50:30,252 --> 00:50:32,186 Maybe he's giving the money for the library. 778 00:50:32,254 --> 00:50:34,984 - You're probably right. - Don't drink all that beer. 779 00:50:35,057 --> 00:50:38,493 - I got you covered.Just come on. - What should we do? 780 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,519 Just drive the truck through here. I would like to get home tonight. 781 00:50:42,598 --> 00:50:44,031 Well, here goes nothing. 782 00:50:52,307 --> 00:50:54,366 That car! 783 00:51:03,085 --> 00:51:05,349 That car! 784 00:51:05,420 --> 00:51:08,355 - I told you not to come in here! - You killed my flowers! 785 00:51:08,423 --> 00:51:11,620 That man in the parking lot told us to come down here. 786 00:51:11,693 --> 00:51:14,287 The man who's having the memorial library built. 787 00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:17,059 That rich guy over there. 788 00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:20,533 Newbomb Turk did this! 789 00:51:20,602 --> 00:51:22,763 - I know! - That asshole! 790 00:51:26,675 --> 00:51:28,802 Oh, Dudley. 791 00:51:28,877 --> 00:51:32,040 Dudley, come here. We want to show you something. 792 00:51:33,282 --> 00:51:34,715 Dudley, come over here. 793 00:51:34,783 --> 00:51:36,717 Come on. 794 00:51:36,785 --> 00:51:38,776 I want to show you something. 795 00:51:39,688 --> 00:51:43,624 Come here, Dudley. I want to show you something. 796 00:51:48,697 --> 00:51:50,096 Dudley, look. 797 00:51:55,871 --> 00:51:57,566 Are you okay? 798 00:51:57,639 --> 00:51:59,573 - Oh, yes. - Good. 799 00:52:01,176 --> 00:52:03,974 It's gonna be all right. 800 00:52:04,046 --> 00:52:05,980 Newbomb, is that you again? 801 00:52:06,048 --> 00:52:07,982 Yeah, Dudley. Sorry. Nothing personal. 802 00:52:08,050 --> 00:52:10,143 I understand, I think. 803 00:52:10,219 --> 00:52:12,585 - Please be careful with the cape. - I will. 804 00:52:12,654 --> 00:52:15,088 - It's rented. - Have a beer, buddy. 805 00:52:16,325 --> 00:52:18,259 I hope you win the contest. 806 00:52:18,327 --> 00:52:20,761 Thanks, Dud, that's sweet. 807 00:52:23,365 --> 00:52:24,662 Well done, ladies. 808 00:52:30,072 --> 00:52:32,632 I love you like I do 809 00:52:34,009 --> 00:52:36,842 I do 810 00:52:37,913 --> 00:52:42,145 Don't know why I love you Don't know why I care 811 00:52:44,353 --> 00:52:46,617 You can do it. 812 00:52:46,688 --> 00:52:49,020 I can do it. 813 00:52:49,091 --> 00:52:51,025 My boy. 814 00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:56,221 Is it because I think you love me too 815 00:52:56,298 --> 00:53:00,394 I wonder why I love you like I do 816 00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:03,495 Like I do 817 00:53:09,044 --> 00:53:11,171 - Hello? -...aboutJean Freedman? 818 00:53:11,246 --> 00:53:15,114 - What? -She had an abortion in Tijuana. 819 00:53:15,183 --> 00:53:17,208 They're talking about my daughter! 820 00:53:17,286 --> 00:53:21,416 I'm not surprised. I heard she gave half the football team the clap. 821 00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:24,118 They were playing like it last week too. 822 00:53:24,192 --> 00:53:26,888 That was Brenda and Shirley Weintraub, the Iron Box twins... 823 00:53:26,962 --> 00:53:30,591 coming to you live from the ladies room at Tubby's Drive-in this Halloween. 824 00:53:38,573 --> 00:53:41,838 But I cannot function without my glasses or my puffer. 825 00:53:41,910 --> 00:53:44,071 Dudley, would you just relax and stay put. 826 00:53:44,146 --> 00:53:46,080 I'll be back in a few minutes with my rail job. 827 00:53:46,148 --> 00:53:48,082 - Don't forget me. - I won't. 828 00:53:48,150 --> 00:53:50,516 -Just stay put. - 'Cause I'm a little scared. 829 00:53:50,585 --> 00:53:53,850 There's nothing to be scared of. Stay put. 830 00:54:01,630 --> 00:54:04,622 So, let's welcome, please-- 831 00:54:05,701 --> 00:54:08,397 He's a wonderful one-armed-- 832 00:54:08,470 --> 00:54:10,938 uh, one-armed violinist. 833 00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:16,609 Mr. Sasha Du-- Da-- 834 00:54:16,678 --> 00:54:21,547 Mr. Sasha Dabinsky, the one-armed violinist. Let's welcome him. 835 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,557 I presume that must be-- Well-- 836 00:54:34,629 --> 00:54:36,995 The one-armed violinist. 837 00:55:06,161 --> 00:55:09,858 It's impossible! He grabbed it with his dick! 838 00:55:09,931 --> 00:55:12,832 Stop applauding! Stop applauding! 839 00:55:17,506 --> 00:55:20,600 - Making fun of handicapped people-- - Excuse me. 840 00:55:20,675 --> 00:55:24,133 Making fun of handicapped people is not my idea of a joke. 841 00:55:24,212 --> 00:55:27,704 There may be people laughing about this, but I'm telling you we can fight. 842 00:55:27,783 --> 00:55:31,879 They may be laughing now, but they won't be in the morning... 843 00:55:31,953 --> 00:55:36,117 when we start tearing down that social disease of Beverly Hills! 844 00:55:36,191 --> 00:55:38,887 -Tubby's Drive-in is gonna be torn down! -He grabbed it with his dick! 845 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,554 I beg your pardon, sir! 846 00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:46,327 I miss your big Buick. 847 00:55:59,047 --> 00:56:00,878 Oh, that's great. 848 00:56:05,253 --> 00:56:06,948 I love it. 849 00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:12,991 God, you feel great. Don't mess my hair up though. 850 00:56:13,061 --> 00:56:15,427 Honey, I didn't touch your hair. 851 00:56:18,366 --> 00:56:20,960 - Oh, shit. - Hello? 852 00:56:21,036 --> 00:56:24,995 Hello. Excuse me. I'm lost. Could you show me the way to the dance? 853 00:56:25,073 --> 00:56:28,133 - It's way over there. - Yes, over that way. 854 00:56:28,210 --> 00:56:30,940 Mrs. Freedman? Mrs. Freedman! 855 00:56:31,012 --> 00:56:33,606 - Oh, Dudley, you-- - Hello. 856 00:56:34,683 --> 00:56:37,846 - Nevans, get my clothes. - Oh, shit. 857 00:56:37,919 --> 00:56:40,046 We're all in our underwear. 858 00:56:40,121 --> 00:56:43,887 I'm a real nice girl. I've got the best reputation in our high school. 859 00:56:43,959 --> 00:56:46,154 I heard about your reputation. 860 00:56:48,263 --> 00:56:52,165 It's just like heaven 861 00:56:52,234 --> 00:56:56,136 Bein'here with you 862 00:56:56,204 --> 00:57:00,197 You're like an angel 863 00:57:00,275 --> 00:57:04,211 Too good to be true 864 00:57:04,279 --> 00:57:08,113 But after all 865 00:57:08,183 --> 00:57:12,244 I love you, I do 866 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:16,279 -Angel baby - Lawrence of Arabia 867 00:57:16,358 --> 00:57:19,555 - Mike, I can't do it. - You can't get pregnant this way. 868 00:57:19,628 --> 00:57:22,859 - I'm not that type of girl. - You can't get pregnant. 869 00:57:22,931 --> 00:57:24,626 - Okay. - Right there. 870 00:57:24,699 --> 00:57:27,429 - How's that? - Faster! 871 00:57:27,502 --> 00:57:30,300 Oh, God! It's caught in the zipper! 872 00:57:30,372 --> 00:57:31,999 No! Get away! 873 00:57:32,073 --> 00:57:35,338 Oh, don't touch it! Don't touch it! Let it go down! 874 00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:37,935 I just gotta wait till the swelling goes down! 875 00:57:40,815 --> 00:57:44,216 Dork, you are like a dead putz. This is a party. 876 00:57:44,286 --> 00:57:48,689 We're supposed to have fun, music, pastrami. What's wrong with you? 877 00:57:48,757 --> 00:57:52,887 Turk, come over here. Now, he happens to be very hysterically funny. 878 00:57:52,961 --> 00:57:55,225 I put him right up there with Steve and Edie. 879 00:57:55,297 --> 00:58:00,599 He has more talent in his little pinkie than you have in your whole pinkie. 880 00:58:00,669 --> 00:58:04,264 Why don't you just go blow? I mean, you make me nauseous. 881 00:58:04,339 --> 00:58:08,400 High school girls. I should have known better. 882 00:58:11,046 --> 00:58:15,210 You know, you have impeccable taste. 883 00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:18,912 Listen, I'm having a party at my house. 884 00:58:18,987 --> 00:58:20,921 You wanna take me? 885 00:58:24,993 --> 00:58:26,426 To the pie wagon. 886 00:58:26,494 --> 00:58:31,830 On a beautiful Halloween night, 1 965, with Dr.J. on the burner! 887 00:58:55,423 --> 00:58:57,687 - Go. Go. - Okay. 888 00:59:09,471 --> 00:59:12,167 Oh, Turk, Turk, I'm ready. 889 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,265 Come here, Turk. 890 00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:16,674 This is just like in the movies. 891 00:59:16,745 --> 00:59:20,374 Oh, I'm wearing my mother's musk scent perfume. 892 00:59:20,448 --> 00:59:23,542 Oh, Turk, come back here. 893 00:59:23,618 --> 00:59:26,644 Come on before I lose the feeling, Turk. 894 00:59:26,721 --> 00:59:29,053 Turk, come on. 895 00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:34,795 Come on, Turk. Come back here. 896 00:59:34,863 --> 00:59:36,353 Come on. 897 00:59:37,432 --> 00:59:40,401 Come on, Turk. What? 898 00:59:40,468 --> 00:59:42,902 - It's not right. - What? 899 00:59:42,971 --> 00:59:45,064 - It's not right. - What's not right? 900 00:59:45,140 --> 00:59:47,973 - The mood's not right. - What do you mean? 901 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:51,376 What do you mean? I'm in the mood! I'm ready. I'm hot. 902 00:59:51,446 --> 00:59:54,609 I'm all hot and bothered! Are you kidding me? 903 00:59:54,683 --> 00:59:57,208 Turk! Did you come? 904 00:59:59,454 --> 01:00:02,890 - What? - Did you come? 905 01:00:02,957 --> 01:00:06,552 - A little. - Either you came or you didn't! 906 01:00:06,628 --> 01:00:08,323 - Did you come or not? - I came. 907 01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,990 Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed. 908 01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:14,968 Give me my shirt back. Oh, my God! You came! I can't believe it! 909 01:00:15,036 --> 01:00:17,834 - You are so immature. - I am not immature! 910 01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:20,602 I came. It happens. I'm sorry it happened. 911 01:00:20,675 --> 01:00:23,405 - Who does it happen to? - To the whole world! 912 01:00:23,478 --> 01:00:27,676 I'm glad I came. You know that? I'm glad I came. 913 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:29,683 God, are you something! 914 01:00:31,086 --> 01:00:33,020 This is the engine of the future. 915 01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:35,249 In a VW. 916 01:00:35,323 --> 01:00:36,881 Funny. 917 01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:39,893 There's only six of those in the country. 918 01:00:39,961 --> 01:00:42,623 Nader's gonna stop all this. There won't be no more. 919 01:00:42,697 --> 01:00:44,426 I'm afraid you're right. 920 01:00:44,499 --> 01:00:48,026 If that's Sharon, tell her I've gone. 921 01:00:48,103 --> 01:00:51,368 - Guys, let's do this another night. - Kiss my ass. 922 01:00:51,439 --> 01:00:53,100 He's already gone. 923 01:00:54,542 --> 01:00:57,238 - You sure you wanna see this? - What are you, crazy? 924 01:00:57,312 --> 01:00:59,780 - Come on. - Let's do it. 925 01:01:22,370 --> 01:01:24,395 Is this piss yellow? 926 01:01:27,609 --> 01:01:29,668 That's Tony Nancy yellow. 927 01:01:31,079 --> 01:01:33,343 Hey,Jimmy, check this out. 928 01:01:36,651 --> 01:01:39,552 Laz was over here today rubbing this thing out. 929 01:01:39,621 --> 01:01:41,885 His back went, and Al came in and finished it. 930 01:01:41,956 --> 01:01:44,254 He did a good job. 931 01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:48,022 - Oh, man. - Who put the tune on it? 932 01:01:48,096 --> 01:01:51,259 - Frasco. - Boy, does it run sweet. 933 01:01:52,267 --> 01:01:54,235 Tony, what about that other thing? 934 01:01:54,302 --> 01:01:56,327 What other thing? 935 01:01:56,404 --> 01:01:59,737 You know. The thing! 936 01:02:01,409 --> 01:02:03,434 Hey, what's the deal? 937 01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:06,912 It's a little going-away present, Jim, from the Knights... 938 01:02:06,981 --> 01:02:09,347 and the guys at the shop-- they all chipped in. 939 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,420 Junior put it in. 940 01:02:24,933 --> 01:02:28,596 All the leaves are brown 941 01:02:28,670 --> 01:02:30,934 And the sky is gray 942 01:02:31,005 --> 01:02:33,701 And the sky is gray 943 01:02:33,775 --> 01:02:37,302 I've been for a walk 944 01:02:37,378 --> 01:02:42,042 On a winter's day 945 01:02:42,116 --> 01:02:45,882 I'd be safe and warm 946 01:02:45,954 --> 01:02:50,254 If I was in L.A. 947 01:02:50,325 --> 01:02:55,160 Ahead of the headlines, this is the 1 :00 a.m. edition of KBLA news... 948 01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:58,666 presented by the car of the future, Studebaker! 949 01:03:00,335 --> 01:03:03,600 Let's get those tires in the van and let's split, brother. 950 01:03:09,978 --> 01:03:13,812 We'll never get back by 2:00, man. Forget it! 951 01:03:16,684 --> 01:03:19,812 - Look at your car! - Where the hell are my tires? 952 01:03:19,888 --> 01:03:22,152 There's the sons of bitches. 953 01:03:33,968 --> 01:03:38,337 I don't know why these guys singing rock and roll have to wear those glasses. 954 01:03:38,406 --> 01:03:42,035 God, it's gonna be weird living back in New York. 955 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:45,045 What's wrong, Suzie? Duke getting you crazy? 956 01:03:46,314 --> 01:03:49,681 - I don't know. - He go to the dance without you? 957 01:03:51,352 --> 01:03:54,810 - I guess so. - That's the way it goes. 958 01:03:54,889 --> 01:03:58,586 He'll probably be back later when I close the place and have a beer. 959 01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:00,924 Guy's being tough on you, huh? 960 01:04:03,665 --> 01:04:06,225 What time's the screen test tomorrow? 961 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:07,734 7:00. 962 01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:10,464 Don't let it bother you. Do good tomorrow. 963 01:04:11,539 --> 01:04:13,131 Thanks. 964 01:04:16,911 --> 01:04:19,345 Jimmy, what time do you have to leave tomorrow? 965 01:04:19,414 --> 01:04:21,678 I gotta be up at 6:00. Dee Dee's waiting for me. 966 01:04:21,749 --> 01:04:24,240 I gotta get over there. She's cooked a roast. 967 01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:26,753 We're gonna drink a bottle of champagne. 968 01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:29,688 We're gonna go to Santa Monica pier and watch the sun come up. 969 01:04:29,757 --> 01:04:32,351 That sounds like pretty romantic stuff to me. 970 01:04:33,594 --> 01:04:36,563 I remember one time I was in Okinawa. 971 01:04:36,631 --> 01:04:41,159 Me and this buddy of mine named Grease-- best damn mechanic I ever seen. 972 01:04:41,235 --> 01:04:44,693 Anyway, me and Grease took this Thunderbolt engine out of a crate... 973 01:04:44,772 --> 01:04:47,605 modified that son of a bitch and put it in a littleJeep. 974 01:04:47,675 --> 01:04:49,939 They was having a parade that day. 975 01:04:50,011 --> 01:04:53,378 MacArthur and his whole hot-damn staff was there, man. 976 01:04:53,448 --> 01:04:57,714 Anyway, me and this Grease got in thatJeep, and we blew by that parade. 977 01:04:57,785 --> 01:05:00,754 Shit, man, it must have been 1 50 miles an hour. 978 01:05:00,822 --> 01:05:03,017 M.P.'s are still looking for us. 979 01:05:03,091 --> 01:05:06,891 They found theJeep. They only suspected it was us. 980 01:05:06,961 --> 01:05:08,861 What happened to Grease? 981 01:05:08,930 --> 01:05:13,629 That son of a bitch got drunk and drove a command car into an ammo dump... 982 01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:18,035 and the whole thing went up, and they never did find nothing. 983 01:05:18,106 --> 01:05:20,040 War's funny, huh? 984 01:05:24,278 --> 01:05:27,042 Hey, listen. I wanna say something. 985 01:05:31,119 --> 01:05:33,679 If something happens to me while I'm gone-- 986 01:05:33,755 --> 01:05:36,246 I don't know, anything-- 987 01:05:36,324 --> 01:05:40,124 I don't want that the-- that the car should-- 988 01:05:40,194 --> 01:05:44,096 Dee Dee wouldn't know what to do with it and, you know... 989 01:05:44,165 --> 01:05:48,363 I want the car should go to the club, you know, all the guys. 990 01:05:48,436 --> 01:05:52,304 Hell, that was the big one. Vietnam's nothing like that. 991 01:05:52,373 --> 01:05:54,773 I know, but I'm saying just in case. 992 01:05:54,842 --> 01:05:57,936 Nothing's gonna happen. Let's get some beers. 993 01:06:10,058 --> 01:06:14,222 This is Dr.J. on KBLA, the boss with the hot sauce. 994 01:06:14,295 --> 01:06:16,786 This is for lovers only. 995 01:06:16,864 --> 01:06:20,800 This is for everybody up on Mulholland Drive. I want you to do me a favor. 996 01:06:20,868 --> 01:06:23,234 I want you to put one hand on the radio... 997 01:06:23,304 --> 01:06:25,966 and the other hand wherever you feel it should be. 998 01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:30,374 And that's exactly where you're puttin' me on Halloween night, 1 965. 999 01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:32,709 For lovers only. 1000 01:06:34,582 --> 01:06:36,516 We'll never make it back. 1001 01:06:36,584 --> 01:06:38,552 It's after 1 :00. 1002 01:06:38,619 --> 01:06:40,678 Oh, when the sun beats down 1003 01:06:40,755 --> 01:06:44,384 And burns the tar up on the roof 1004 01:06:46,761 --> 01:06:48,695 And your shoes get so hot 1005 01:06:48,763 --> 01:06:52,529 You wish your tired feet were fireproof 1006 01:06:53,768 --> 01:06:57,727 - Under the boardwalk - See if they'll help us. 1007 01:06:57,805 --> 01:07:02,674 Down by the sea,yeah 1008 01:07:02,743 --> 01:07:05,735 - On a blanket with my baby - How you doin', Mrs.Johnson? 1009 01:07:05,813 --> 01:07:09,943 - Maybe these guys will help us. - Hey, let's ask 'em. 1010 01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:15,587 - What's goin' on? - We need you guys to do us a favor. 1011 01:07:15,656 --> 01:07:19,683 We're trying to get into this car gang in Beverly Hills. 1012 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:23,093 They dropped us down here. They took our clothes and left us four spare tires. 1013 01:07:23,164 --> 01:07:26,258 -We gotta get back to Hollywood by 2:00. -It's an initiation. 1014 01:07:26,334 --> 01:07:29,701 But we need a dedication in that record store from the disc jockey. 1015 01:07:29,770 --> 01:07:32,238 You guys gotta do us a favor and make a dedication. 1016 01:07:32,306 --> 01:07:34,570 - Which one, man? - "" Heatwave."" 1017 01:07:34,642 --> 01:07:36,735 It's gotta get on by 2:00... 1018 01:07:36,811 --> 01:07:39,939 and try to get him to say, ""To anyone who ever cruises Tubby's."" 1019 01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:43,211 - Right. - Tubby's, huh? 1020 01:07:43,284 --> 01:07:45,775 Tubby's, all right? 1021 01:07:45,853 --> 01:07:48,879 The brother you see here has the best. 1022 01:07:48,956 --> 01:07:50,981 - That's right. - We gotta go. 1023 01:07:51,058 --> 01:07:55,051 If you're ever in the neighborhood, come over. 1024 01:07:55,129 --> 01:07:57,120 Any of you cats smoke this shit before? 1025 01:07:57,198 --> 01:07:59,792 Yeah, we smoke that stuff all the time. 1026 01:08:01,569 --> 01:08:03,628 Check this out, man. 1027 01:08:03,704 --> 01:08:06,901 That'll put a hem in your dress. You'll love it. 1028 01:08:06,974 --> 01:08:08,908 It is a killer. 1029 01:08:12,847 --> 01:08:15,077 - Hold it in, right? - Hold it in. 1030 01:08:15,149 --> 01:08:17,083 It's a killer, isn't it? 1031 01:08:18,686 --> 01:08:21,211 From the park you hear 1032 01:08:21,289 --> 01:08:24,918 The happy sounds of the carousel 1033 01:08:27,495 --> 01:08:33,024 You can almost taste the hot dogs and French fries they sell 1034 01:08:34,035 --> 01:08:37,527 Under the boardwalk 1035 01:08:37,605 --> 01:08:40,870 Down by the sea 1036 01:08:42,777 --> 01:08:46,213 On a blanket with my baby 1037 01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:48,748 Is where I'll be 1038 01:08:50,685 --> 01:08:52,812 Under the boardwalk 1039 01:08:52,887 --> 01:08:54,684 Out of the sun 1040 01:08:54,755 --> 01:08:56,780 Under the boardwalk 1041 01:08:56,857 --> 01:09:00,122 - We'll be havin'some fun - Under the boardwalk 1042 01:09:00,194 --> 01:09:03,459 From the desert to the sea, soulfully. 1043 01:09:03,531 --> 01:09:07,558 Big girls don't cry 1044 01:09:07,635 --> 01:09:10,627 - Please let me help you. - No, I'm all right. 1045 01:09:10,705 --> 01:09:14,334 No, you're not. What you need is a good hot sauna and a massage. 1046 01:09:14,408 --> 01:09:17,343 - Yeah, maybe you're right. - And you're not mad no more? 1047 01:09:17,411 --> 01:09:19,345 No, no, I'm all right. 1048 01:09:20,948 --> 01:09:23,781 Just one more call about those Knights... 1049 01:09:23,851 --> 01:09:25,819 your ass is in the meat grinder. 1050 01:09:26,687 --> 01:09:30,623 Listen, I don't know what you've been doing all night... 1051 01:09:30,691 --> 01:09:34,593 but you're gonna have the lieutenant all over your butts tomorrow. 1052 01:09:34,662 --> 01:09:37,187 There was a kidnapping at the pep rally. 1053 01:09:37,265 --> 01:09:41,429 And somebody farted their way around the gym at show time. 1054 01:09:41,502 --> 01:09:45,438 Then you two end up assaulting an honor student. 1055 01:09:45,506 --> 01:09:49,704 Then the lawn over at the country club dance was torn up. 1056 01:09:49,777 --> 01:09:52,974 Somebody urinated in the refreshments... 1057 01:09:53,047 --> 01:09:56,107 played a lewd recording over the P.A. 1058 01:09:56,183 --> 01:09:58,117 Then somebody went onstage... 1059 01:09:58,185 --> 01:10:02,451 and stuck his finger out in place of his dick or something. 1060 01:10:02,523 --> 01:10:07,483 I've never seen anybody as asleep at the wheel as you two have been tonight. 1061 01:10:07,561 --> 01:10:10,496 Now, wake up! You get it? 1062 01:10:15,503 --> 01:10:18,495 Hey, Newbomb, where's your El Camino? 1063 01:10:20,241 --> 01:10:23,335 - What an asshole. - That guy is such an asshole. 1064 01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:29,711 What the hell did you say? What the hell did you say? 1065 01:10:29,784 --> 01:10:33,220 I said it's cold. Brrr! Real cold. 1066 01:10:34,555 --> 01:10:36,079 That son of a bitch. 1067 01:10:36,157 --> 01:10:39,718 He usually goes to the can about now. I got an idea. 1068 01:10:39,794 --> 01:10:41,921 I got an idea. I'm gonna get this asshole. 1069 01:10:41,996 --> 01:10:44,430 Shorty! I'm really gonna get this asshole. 1070 01:10:44,498 --> 01:10:46,625 Tarzan, come here for a second. 1071 01:10:46,701 --> 01:10:49,499 Go to the head. Take a roll of toilet paper. 1072 01:10:49,570 --> 01:10:52,767 Shove it all the way in. I don't want anything coming up. 1073 01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:56,105 - You got your screwdriver? - Yeah. 1074 01:10:56,177 --> 01:10:59,772 Go to Brother Earle's and get a potato, an unpeeled potato. 1075 01:11:05,186 --> 01:11:07,814 Dumb ass, get over there! What the hell? 1076 01:11:07,888 --> 01:11:10,880 - I wanted to get a chip. - You got this crap all over me. 1077 01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:14,052 You want a chip? Here's a damn chip. 1078 01:11:21,669 --> 01:11:23,330 Hey, Iron Box! 1079 01:11:26,207 --> 01:11:29,199 Don't you think I'd look good in a mustache? 1080 01:11:29,276 --> 01:11:31,608 Yeah. You'd look better than good. 1081 01:11:31,679 --> 01:11:35,115 You'd look perfect, like a perfect horse's ass. 1082 01:11:36,217 --> 01:11:38,412 You're just jealous. That's all. 1083 01:11:38,486 --> 01:11:40,886 I'm gonna go take a whiz. 1084 01:11:40,955 --> 01:11:43,389 Just make sure you wash your hands, all right? 1085 01:11:45,159 --> 01:11:48,185 Just don't slam the door. You're gonna spill my milk. 1086 01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,250 Clark. 1087 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,706 Holy shit. 1088 01:13:56,190 --> 01:13:58,454 This one's for Tubby's. 1089 01:14:05,599 --> 01:14:08,466 ""Where's your El Camino? Where's your El Camino?"" 1090 01:14:08,536 --> 01:14:10,561 Officer Bimbeau. 1091 01:14:24,285 --> 01:14:26,845 Holy shit! Hey, Clark! 1092 01:14:39,066 --> 01:14:41,466 - Bimbeau? - Clark, come on! 1093 01:14:41,535 --> 01:14:43,935 - I'm locked in here! - What? 1094 01:14:44,004 --> 01:14:45,596 I'm locked in here! 1095 01:14:45,673 --> 01:14:48,369 All right. Get back, Bimbeau! 1096 01:14:55,616 --> 01:14:57,948 Clark! You asshole! 1097 01:15:03,424 --> 01:15:05,619 Get up. What's the matter with you? 1098 01:15:05,693 --> 01:15:07,820 What the hell were you doing? 1099 01:15:07,895 --> 01:15:10,693 - I gotta get my shoe! - Get your shoe! 1100 01:15:10,764 --> 01:15:14,131 Look at my shoes! Look at my new shoes! 1101 01:15:14,201 --> 01:15:17,967 It was wonderful. That was real funny. 1102 01:15:20,474 --> 01:15:23,272 It was so funny. It was great. 1103 01:15:25,579 --> 01:15:27,774 Rail man! 1104 01:15:28,849 --> 01:15:30,407 It's him! 1105 01:16:00,714 --> 01:16:02,443 Help! Help! 1106 01:16:05,519 --> 01:16:08,010 Shut up! Shut up! 1107 01:16:08,088 --> 01:16:10,352 Get back! Give him air! 1108 01:16:10,424 --> 01:16:11,948 Give him air! 1109 01:16:12,026 --> 01:16:15,928 Shut up! Shut your mouth! This punk is drunk! 1110 01:16:15,996 --> 01:16:17,122 Get your ass up! 1111 01:16:17,197 --> 01:16:19,358 He's not drunk. He's the honor student. 1112 01:16:19,433 --> 01:16:22,231 He's having an epileptic fit! Do something! 1113 01:16:22,302 --> 01:16:25,829 - We gotta put something in his mouth. - He could swallow his tongue. 1114 01:16:25,906 --> 01:16:27,874 I gotta shove the nightstick in his mouth. 1115 01:16:30,611 --> 01:16:32,101 I'm all right. 1116 01:16:32,179 --> 01:16:34,374 He's up! It's a miracle! 1117 01:16:37,418 --> 01:16:41,479 Swing low, sweet chariot 1118 01:16:41,555 --> 01:16:45,423 Comin'for to carry me home 1119 01:16:45,492 --> 01:16:49,553 Your lights! Your lights! You didn't turn on your lights. 1120 01:16:56,270 --> 01:16:59,205 Now look what you did. Look what you did. 1121 01:16:59,273 --> 01:17:02,401 What in the hell are you talk-- What I did? 1122 01:17:02,476 --> 01:17:05,502 - Why the hell are you riding shotgun? - Hey, I'm not driving. 1123 01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:08,639 You sleep in the backseat! You're supposed to be watching out! 1124 01:17:08,716 --> 01:17:10,684 Let me drive! 1125 01:17:18,759 --> 01:17:20,192 Blow him away. 1126 01:17:28,902 --> 01:17:30,927 Go! 1127 01:18:10,310 --> 01:18:12,710 Way to go, weenie! 1128 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:18,084 Take care of this until I get back home, okay? 1129 01:18:19,987 --> 01:18:22,387 - For me? - You earned it. 1130 01:18:22,456 --> 01:18:24,424 Put it on, man. 1131 01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:26,755 Thanks, man. 1132 01:18:38,605 --> 01:18:40,869 What about the pledges we left in Watts? 1133 01:18:40,941 --> 01:18:43,000 What about those guys? Where are they? 1134 01:18:43,076 --> 01:18:46,204 It's 2:00 in the morning. Maybe we should go get 'em. 1135 01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:48,214 Uh, wait. We're-- 1136 01:18:48,282 --> 01:18:51,046 We're going to go to Watts... 1137 01:18:51,118 --> 01:18:53,848 at 2:00 in the morning? 1138 01:19:01,061 --> 01:19:02,619 Let's go. 1139 01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:07,133 What the hell. Hey, everybody! Beer's on the house! 1140 01:19:07,201 --> 01:19:10,136 What are they gonna do, close us down, Smitty? 1141 01:19:14,441 --> 01:19:16,875 How was the dance? 1142 01:19:16,944 --> 01:19:19,378 I don't know. I didn't go. 1143 01:19:21,315 --> 01:19:24,284 - Where've you been? - Out there. 1144 01:19:28,222 --> 01:19:30,486 - How was it? - It's okay. 1145 01:19:32,326 --> 01:19:34,260 Don't shut me out. 1146 01:19:38,966 --> 01:19:42,402 Hey, you know, I can handle blowing the screen test. 1147 01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:48,699 As long as I don't blow it with you. 1148 01:19:53,013 --> 01:19:55,277 I just gotta say I was there. 1149 01:19:57,918 --> 01:20:01,615 I'm just asking you for the chance to fail. 1150 01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:07,617 Listen. 1151 01:20:08,762 --> 01:20:10,855 I'm not afraid of you failing. 1152 01:20:14,902 --> 01:20:18,065 I guess what I'm really afraid of is... 1153 01:20:18,138 --> 01:20:21,699 if you make it, I won't be good enough for you. 1154 01:20:25,412 --> 01:20:27,642 I love you. 1155 01:20:44,464 --> 01:20:46,364 Crystals, baby, and "" Uptown."" 1156 01:20:46,433 --> 01:20:51,268 This is your brother, Dr.J. on KBLA, approaching the 2:00 a.m. hour. 1157 01:20:51,338 --> 01:20:53,272 - Dr.J.? - What's happenin'? 1158 01:20:53,340 --> 01:20:55,604 - This is June Bug,Jimmy T. - How you doin'? 1159 01:20:55,676 --> 01:20:57,541 Hey, man. What's up? 1160 01:20:57,611 --> 01:21:01,069 We got this dedication. Some pledges down the street, on the corner-- 1161 01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:02,581 - Right here? - Yeah. 1162 01:21:02,649 --> 01:21:05,243 - They want this on the radio? - Yeah. 1163 01:21:05,319 --> 01:21:07,446 - You got it. - They're for a car club. 1164 01:21:07,521 --> 01:21:09,113 I'm gonna take care of it. 1165 01:21:09,189 --> 01:21:11,589 There's a place on Wilshire Boulevard. Everybody knows it. 1166 01:21:11,658 --> 01:21:16,027 It's called Tubby's Drive-in. Tonight is the last night it's gonna be around. 1167 01:21:16,096 --> 01:21:18,724 They're bustin' it down. Can you believe it? 1168 01:21:18,799 --> 01:21:23,065 Here's the request. There's a group of guys out there. They got a car club. 1169 01:21:23,136 --> 01:21:25,070 They more or less own the place... 1170 01:21:25,138 --> 01:21:27,072 and it's called the Hollywood Knights. 1171 01:21:27,140 --> 01:21:29,233 These pledges came down here... 1172 01:21:29,309 --> 01:21:34,303 to get a request on the radio at exactly 2..00 a.m., and that's what I'm gonna do. 1173 01:21:34,381 --> 01:21:36,815 I can't think of a better way to end this show... 1174 01:21:36,883 --> 01:21:39,613 on this Halloween night, 1 965... 1175 01:21:39,686 --> 01:21:43,383 than with Martha & The Vandellas talkin'about ""Heatwave. "" 1176 01:21:43,457 --> 01:21:46,722 Hey, the pledges! They made it! There they are! 1177 01:21:49,896 --> 01:21:52,558 Look. The little sons of bitches made it. 1178 01:21:52,632 --> 01:21:54,293 Kiss my ass. 1179 01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:15,320 See you in spring. 1180 01:22:16,390 --> 01:22:18,824 Look out after my old lady, huh? 1181 01:22:24,531 --> 01:22:26,123 I'm doing the right thing. 1182 01:22:28,435 --> 01:22:29,868 Be careful. 1183 01:22:37,144 --> 01:22:39,942 - Take care of yourself. - Don't forget to write. 1184 01:22:47,788 --> 01:22:50,052 - You all right? - Yeah. 1185 01:22:53,293 --> 01:22:55,284 I'm a little scared. 1186 01:22:55,362 --> 01:22:57,296 Hell, who isn't? 1187 01:23:05,338 --> 01:23:07,704 You've been like a dad to me. 1188 01:23:11,812 --> 01:23:13,245 Hey, listen. 1189 01:23:13,313 --> 01:23:16,009 I don't want you hot-rodding anyJeeps. 1190 01:23:21,254 --> 01:23:22,380 That's Dee Dee. 1191 01:23:26,626 --> 01:23:28,560 I gotta go. 1192 01:23:36,136 --> 01:23:37,933 Take care. 1193 01:23:38,004 --> 01:23:39,938 I'll send you those magazines. 1194 01:23:49,449 --> 01:23:51,383 Hey, Wheatly. 1195 01:23:51,451 --> 01:23:53,749 Halloween's over. 1196 01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:56,448 - Why don't you take off the mask? - What? 1197 01:23:56,523 --> 01:23:58,889 Why don't you bite my weenie, chump! 1198 01:23:58,959 --> 01:24:00,756 I don't know what's gonna be. 1199 01:24:00,827 --> 01:24:04,627 Soon I'll be going away to college, and I'll probably never see you again. 1200 01:24:04,698 --> 01:24:06,928 Hey, you're going to UCLA. 1201 01:24:12,005 --> 01:24:14,439 - Hello? - Hello, Mother? 1202 01:24:14,508 --> 01:24:16,135 - This is Dudley. - Dudley! 1203 01:24:16,209 --> 01:24:19,872 Mother, I'm calling to inform you that I'm going to be out rather late tonight. 1204 01:24:19,946 --> 01:24:23,746 - You're not in bed, dear? - In fact, I might not be home at all. 1205 01:24:23,817 --> 01:24:28,117 Mother, I have an assignation with a young lady tonight. 1206 01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:31,385 I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. 1207 01:24:31,458 --> 01:24:35,121 - I see, dear. - Mother, I'm going to get laid. 1208 01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:37,322 You're going to be a little late. 1209 01:24:37,397 --> 01:24:41,094 Not late, Mother. Laid. L-A-I-D. 1210 01:24:41,168 --> 01:24:43,636 The past participle of the verb, to lay. 1211 01:24:43,703 --> 01:24:46,137 I'm going to screw someone. 1212 01:24:50,076 --> 01:24:52,738 Now I've got to find out how. 1213 01:25:00,187 --> 01:25:02,747 - Gee. Excuse me. - Honey, are you okay? 1214 01:25:02,822 --> 01:25:04,756 I got a little heartburn. 1215 01:25:05,892 --> 01:25:09,225 I think that somebody did put something in that punch. 1216 01:25:09,296 --> 01:25:12,424 - There was something in it. - Yeah, I think you're right. 1217 01:25:12,499 --> 01:25:16,799 I feel a little funny myself. That taste keeps coming up. 1218 01:25:16,870 --> 01:25:21,330 I see that worried look upon your face 1219 01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:25,742 You've got your troubles I've got mine 1220 01:25:25,812 --> 01:25:27,746 Let's go, pretty boy. 1221 01:25:28,748 --> 01:25:31,615 I guess we finally got rid of those little pissants, huh? 1222 01:25:31,685 --> 01:25:34,950 You bet. We really whipped their ass tonight. 1223 01:25:40,193 --> 01:25:42,127 Kiss his ass! 1224 01:25:43,330 --> 01:25:44,763 Bullshit! 1225 01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:49,034 Look out. 1226 01:25:51,504 --> 01:25:53,836 It's okay. It's okay. 1227 01:25:53,907 --> 01:25:56,375 Honey, I don't feel safe here. 1228 01:25:56,443 --> 01:25:59,071 Your husband is right in that house right there. 1229 01:25:59,145 --> 01:26:02,444 Don't worry about a thing. He's dead drunk. He's passed out. 1230 01:26:02,515 --> 01:26:04,278 It would take an earthquake to wake him up. 1231 01:26:04,351 --> 01:26:06,945 Don't worry about him. Don't worry about anything. 1232 01:26:07,020 --> 01:26:09,955 I'm not. I don't even care anymore. 1233 01:26:18,431 --> 01:26:21,059 Rock and roll! 1234 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,835 Get out! It might explode! 1235 01:26:28,908 --> 01:26:32,071 That son of a bitch hit this son of a bitch. 1236 01:26:32,145 --> 01:26:34,943 Clark! You're supposed to be riding shotgun! 1237 01:26:35,015 --> 01:26:37,506 - You're supposed to be looking out! - I'm looking! 1238 01:26:38,251 --> 01:26:40,515 Shit. Jacqueline? 1239 01:26:41,588 --> 01:26:42,850 Bob? 1240 01:26:42,922 --> 01:26:47,882 Honey, the strangest thing just happened. 1241 01:26:47,961 --> 01:26:49,895 We were talking and-- 1242 01:26:49,963 --> 01:26:54,423 They knocked my pants off, and, uh-- I'm going for the police now, and-- 1243 01:26:54,501 --> 01:26:57,868 We were just-- We were talking in the car. 1244 01:26:57,937 --> 01:27:00,997 Don't just stand there! Do something! 1245 01:27:01,074 --> 01:27:04,271 I can't believe that this shit has happened to me tonight. 1246 01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:06,107 Mrs. Freedman! 1247 01:27:06,179 --> 01:27:07,976 You assholes! 97551