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Greetings, my friend.
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We are all interested
in the future,
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for that is where you and I are going
to spend the rest of our lives.
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And remember my friends,
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future events such as these
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will affect you in the future.
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You are interested in the unknown,
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the mysterious, the unexplainable.
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That is why you are here.
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And now for the first time,
we are bringing to you
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the full story of what
happened on that fateful day.
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We are giving you all the evidence
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based only on the secret testimony
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of the miserable souls
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who survived this
terrifying ordeal.
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The incidents, the places,
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my friend, we cannot keep
as a secret any longer.
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Let us punish the guilty.
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Let us reward the innocent.
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My friend, can your heart stand
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the shocking facts about...
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Only moments ago, after five
long weeks of searching,
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Capri Johnson was discovered
just a few feet from here
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on this deserted road, just
outside of Reno, Nevada.
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Thanks to an anonymous tip,
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Channel 11 was first on the scene.
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I must warn you the footage
you are about to see
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is extremely disturbing.
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Sensitive viewers may
not want to watch.
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Cameron, what are you doing?
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I'm just trying to
find a condom, babe.
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Get back into bed.
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Oh, I'll be there.
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Come on.
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Get ready for the Cameron
Townes Show, baby.
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Hoo-hoowa.
Mm-mm.
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Oh, shit, I gotta go.
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Wh-what?
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Where are you going?
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I'm gonna take my grandma
to the Star Trek convention.
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What the fuck, are you
fucking recording me?
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No, never.
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Are you fucking serious?
Shit!
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Give me that camera back.
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A bold remark, Miss Stewart.
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Hello, my name is Cameron Townes.
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And I'm working on a documentary
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about the greatest 21st
birthday trip to Las Vegas
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in the history of 21st birthday...
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Yo, brown bag special,
shut it, man.
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You're ruining your intro
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to your birthday video.
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No shit, I brought him
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so you could have this to remember.
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No shit, this is Graham,
he's the birthday boy.
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But I love this man.
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Not... there's not many people
out there that'll go out...
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How is he related to this guy...
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and do a full brown
out in fucking Vegas!
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Brown is the way to
the woman's heart.
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It is, I agree, I've done
the brown out before.
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My shoes are brown, as well.
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They're made outta hemp.
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Because...
...or a rapist.
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One, you need to stop
dressing like a boy scout
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and two, you need to
stop saying things
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like, you know, it's not...
But, this is actually...
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How those are bong rips
treating you up there?
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Not, good there, Cameron.
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Maybe that's because it's like,
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eight in the morning or something.
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You know what, smoking weed
at eight in the morning
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is actually the greatest
thing ever invented.
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Who, someone invented smoking
weed at eight in the morning?
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I think it might have been Freud.
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Freud, Sigmund Freud.
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Sigmund Freud, you mean Siegfried?
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No, not...
Siegfried and Roy...
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Not the tiger, no,
I'm talking about...
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That's what we're
going to see, dude.
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You guys are fucking stupid.
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- Did you get tickets for Siegfried and Roy?
- Yes.
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You got that in common, at least.
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I think I smoked too much.
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What?
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Oh, shit.
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I'm gonna fucking puke.
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I'm not even on the road yet, dude.
Don't puke in my car, dude.
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What a fucking pussy.
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I'm serious, don't puke in my car.
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He's gonna blow, he's gonna blow.
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Do what you want... puke.
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Close.
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Puke.
Don't puke.
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I'm actually gonna puke.
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I know... puke.
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I wanna see it.
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Oh, shit!
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What the fuck did you eat?
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Something pink.
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So,
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Anyway,
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As I was saying, I don't think
I even need to give an intro
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to the trip anything more
after our buddy, Graham here
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just set it up for us.
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Let's go pick up Tommy Kay.
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Ho, ho, ho, hee.
That was good.
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Cameron, you didn't say
he fucking worked here.
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What the fuck?
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What's going on?
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How are you all doing?
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What's up with the camera?
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Can you take five?
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Tommy Kay, baby,
the opposite of gay.
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Get it straight.
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Hey, can you take five?
What?
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Can you take five?
We need to talk.
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We gotta talk right now.
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About what, how?
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You guys are not going to
get me fired from my job?
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This shirt come with this job
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or did you have to buy it yourself?
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Tommy, Tommy, can you hear me?
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Tommy Kay has no idea we're
about to yank his ass
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out of this job and
take him to Vegas.
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He says no...
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You guys are gonna
get me fired, bro.
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Hop on, hop on.
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Who's gonna see this?
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You guys are gonna get me fired.
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No, no, no.
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Come on, let's go.
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No, no, no, you're gonna
get me fired, dude.
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You 21?
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Happy mother fuckin' birthday.
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Don't stay too close 'cause it
gives me a wide angle like,
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distortion of my face.
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We're going to Vegas.
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You always do this, man.
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I'm not going.
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I'm not going.
We're going to Vegas.
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I'm not going.
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Yeah, you are.
Wanna see the move, man?
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We're going.
I am not going like this.
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It's my fuckin' birthday.
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We got you clothes, man, let's go.
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Come on, Tommy,
we don't have time, dude.
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Let's do it!
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You got Matt Hardy?
You know it.
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Even though I could pick up
women with anything,
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I don't wanna be, you know...
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Stop that.
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Why do I have my
apron on right now?
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It's all right,
you're fired already.
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Just keep it.
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Dude, your dad better
give me a job then.
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I'm not playing.
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Just keep that hair
net on all night.
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Take it off.
Oh, shit.
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You got gel?
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Yeah, we got gel.
Where's the gel?
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Projectile vomited.
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Like, all over the street.
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Almost in the car, we
almost had to kick his ass.
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It was like gray and amber, dude.
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How'd he throw up?
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I don't know, I guess I
smoked too much or something.
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Are you bulimic?
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Not bulimic, he was sick.
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What do you mean?
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Yeah, I took theater
class in middle school,
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but you wouldn't know about that.
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Anyways, um, and action.
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Hey, guys, this is
Tommy Kay reporting
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from the back seat
of the ca... of the car.
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I'll... I'll finish.
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My friend, Graham,
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is bulimic.
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And I'm gonna call
him out on his shit
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'cause that's what friends do.
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I'm... I'm a little worried now.
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A little bit.
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What do you want me to fuckin' say?
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I fuckin' smoked a
little bit of weed...
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okay, a lot of bit of weed
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and I fuckin' had
my cranberry scone
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like I do every morning.
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I mean, you shouldn't be vomiting.
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It was pink, for God sakes.
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Yeah, because I had a fuckin'
cranberry scone, dick!
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Does Cameron have a rape face?
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Now, put the camera in
your face really quick.
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And tell me, you should have
played American Psycho.
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Did you make her?
Hey, Capri.
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Hey, Luke.
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Hey, Capri, baby, boo-boo
bear, no, no, yes.
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You want us to take you to Vegas
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so you can see Jake?
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That sounds like more
of a gift for you
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than a gift for me.
On my brother's birthday?
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Does she have... does she
have women with her?
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Hello?
Ask her.
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Yeah.
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What?
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We'll be there in 20.
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No.
No, no.
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I'll see you in a minute.
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What the fuck, dude?
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She's not my friend.
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You still play pancake at 22.
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What is pancake?
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This is so gay, dude.
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We're backtracking to
go pick up pancake.
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Get off, I'm not...
What is pancake?
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Patty-cake?
Oh, patty-cake.
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No, fuck off.
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Yeah, you see, you know now.
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Okay, I play,
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because I'm the only one who's got quick
enough hands to do the fucking patty-cake.
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Graham, reject me one more time,
see what happens... just one time.
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See watch.
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Whoa, God, you're pinching
me, you fucking weirdo!
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Tommy?
Oh, my God.
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Were you worried they
were going to send you
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back across the border?
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I'm not Mexican, dude.
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I'm... I'm from Illinois.
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Same difference.
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Happy birthday, Graham!
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You don't get anything you want.
What does it matter?
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Because we were going to have
the fucking four of us, man!
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She's gonna ride with us and
then we're gonna drop her off.
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You can't... I don't understand
why you're so mad, Graham?
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It's not... it's not a big deal.
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See, you're not a big deal.
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Tommy Kay's down with it.
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Bro, I'm gonna fuckin'
sock you in the mouth.
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Tommy Kay, you weren't
even gonna fucking come.
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You were gonna fucking flip pizzas
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for the rest of the fuckin' week.
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Yeah, you weren't
gonna fucking come.
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All right, I'm sorry.
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Can you stay quiet for
a second? I need a vent.
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I don't ha... and back to me.
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I don't have a fade. I don't
feel comfortable with the shirt.
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I can tell when you're
lying to me, go ahead.
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Okay, go ahead. You feel happy now?
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This is the... this is the
hospital where Graham was born.
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Quick, get a shot of that.
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That's beautiful.
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It's brown too.
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We goin' to Vegas?
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Let's go to Vegas.
Yes, we're going to Vegas.
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Let's get pumped up.
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Whatever.
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Vegas on three, Cam.
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On three... Vegas.
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One, two, three.
Go.
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00:12:06,197 --> 00:12:07,964
All right, for
everybody's information,
260
00:12:07,966 --> 00:12:10,266
moving on down the road.
261
00:12:10,268 --> 00:12:12,635
We got a little stowaway in
the back seat now though,
262
00:12:12,637 --> 00:12:16,939
because somebody just
had to tag along.
263
00:12:16,941 --> 00:12:19,775
Guilty, right there.
264
00:12:19,777 --> 00:12:21,944
You know you wanted me
to come, don't lie.
265
00:12:21,946 --> 00:12:23,913
Oh, and I came bearing gifts.
266
00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:25,414
What are you drawing over there?
267
00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:29,051
Oh, that's so sweet.
268
00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:31,153
If...
269
00:12:31,155 --> 00:12:33,723
them two were to have a kid,
this is how it would look like.
270
00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:34,924
I agree.
271
00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:37,126
His name is Pepe.
272
00:12:37,128 --> 00:12:38,728
Oh, shit.
273
00:12:40,731 --> 00:12:43,032
We're all gonna die, we're
never gonna make it to Vegas.
274
00:12:45,469 --> 00:12:46,802
Okay, say something.
275
00:12:46,804 --> 00:12:48,104
Um,
276
00:12:48,106 --> 00:12:51,274
Why are you here,
where did you come from?
277
00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:55,611
Because I am going to
go see my boyfriend.
278
00:12:55,613 --> 00:12:57,013
And you guys are giving me a ride.
279
00:12:57,015 --> 00:12:59,048
So kindly, my good friends.
280
00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:00,816
Can I draw a dinosaur
on your cheek?
281
00:13:00,818 --> 00:13:02,985
He's holdin' the camera.
282
00:13:02,987 --> 00:13:04,954
You're holdin' the camera,
it's my turn to play.
283
00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:08,324
You're not here.
284
00:13:08,326 --> 00:13:11,027
You need to practice invisibility...
Okay, I'm tired of the attitude.
285
00:13:11,029 --> 00:13:13,062
We're pretending that
you don't exist.
286
00:13:13,064 --> 00:13:14,930
Why are you guys so mean then?
287
00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,098
You exist, I see you.
288
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,400
This was a dude's trip.
289
00:13:17,402 --> 00:13:18,634
Dude's trip only.
290
00:13:18,636 --> 00:13:20,536
And you are gay for sure now.
291
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,937
How am I gay?
292
00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:23,172
You're sucking your banana.
293
00:13:23,174 --> 00:13:26,509
Just because he has feelings, okay?
294
00:13:26,511 --> 00:13:29,845
Gay, gay.
Stop!...
295
00:13:29,847 --> 00:13:33,249
Yo, fuckface, film me humpin'
the fuckin' stegosaur.
296
00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:34,450
The what?
297
00:13:34,452 --> 00:13:35,451
Get it, dude.
298
00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:37,853
What'd he say?
299
00:13:37,855 --> 00:13:40,356
Yeah, you like that?
Yeah, man.
300
00:13:40,358 --> 00:13:43,192
You gotta thrust the hips, though.
301
00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:46,395
Hey, easy dude, don't
bust a nut on this thing.
302
00:13:46,397 --> 00:13:48,664
Hey, Graham.
303
00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:51,067
Oh, boy.
304
00:13:51,069 --> 00:13:52,168
You wanna hump this thing?
305
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,436
Yes, I wanna hump that thing.
306
00:13:53,438 --> 00:13:55,304
Oh, yeah, get some.
307
00:13:56,773 --> 00:13:58,441
Hey, wait your turn, buddy.
308
00:13:58,443 --> 00:13:59,508
All right, all right.
309
00:14:04,281 --> 00:14:05,381
No pleasure for the dinosaur.
310
00:14:05,383 --> 00:14:07,316
You're up, buddy.
And it's a guy.
311
00:14:07,318 --> 00:14:08,617
I don't do this shit.
312
00:14:08,619 --> 00:14:10,920
Short and sweet, just like
your mother likes it.
313
00:14:10,922 --> 00:14:12,855
That's great, you're talkin'
about my mom again.
314
00:14:12,857 --> 00:14:15,491
What, man, she has soft hands.
315
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:17,993
Uh, that's really weird.
316
00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,362
Why is that weird?
317
00:14:19,364 --> 00:14:20,863
It's not like I'm saying
it sexually, okay?
318
00:14:20,865 --> 00:14:24,133
I just mean, her hands feel like they're
dipped in shea butter or something.
319
00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:25,401
It's actually quite amazing.
320
00:14:25,403 --> 00:14:26,836
Well, how would you
feel if I showed her
321
00:14:26,838 --> 00:14:28,471
this fuckin' tape?
322
00:14:28,473 --> 00:14:32,308
I would say, "Mrs. Cohen, you
have silky, soft, smooth hands.
323
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:33,476
And I love you."
324
00:14:33,478 --> 00:14:34,977
Okay.
Let's get outta here.
325
00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:36,779
I'm not fuckin'...
326
00:14:36,781 --> 00:14:38,247
Ready?
327
00:14:40,784 --> 00:14:42,752
I can't believe those two
haven't fucked, dude.
328
00:14:42,754 --> 00:14:45,921
What, yeah, they have.
329
00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:47,623
What?
What?
330
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:48,791
When?
331
00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:51,227
Holy shit, wait a second.
332
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:56,699
Hey, how come you guys didn't
tell me you've screwed before?
333
00:14:58,135 --> 00:14:59,969
What?
334
00:14:59,971 --> 00:15:03,773
Cat's out of the bag,
just answer the question.
335
00:15:03,775 --> 00:15:05,274
Hey, you know what?
336
00:15:05,276 --> 00:15:07,209
This is perfect, this makes sense.
337
00:15:07,211 --> 00:15:09,011
Yeah, okay, turn the camera off.
It's evolution.
338
00:15:09,013 --> 00:15:10,079
I'm being serious right now.
339
00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:11,080
Cameron, come on,
this shit's not cool.
340
00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:12,114
No, I'm being seriou...
341
00:15:12,116 --> 00:15:13,916
Let my talk to you
for a min... oh!
342
00:15:13,918 --> 00:15:15,284
Uh!
343
00:15:15,286 --> 00:15:16,852
I'm telling you,
you guys make a c...
344
00:15:21,225 --> 00:15:23,492
Sorry, buddy.
345
00:15:23,494 --> 00:15:25,060
Thanks, still love you.
346
00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,901
I don't tell you guys everything.
347
00:15:31,903 --> 00:15:33,636
Oh, fuck off, it's about the group.
348
00:15:33,638 --> 00:15:35,638
I tell you everything.
349
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,573
Hey, you guys, this was
something personal.
350
00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:38,941
If there's inner-group fucking,
351
00:15:38,943 --> 00:15:40,209
I have a right to know
352
00:15:40,211 --> 00:15:41,644
and so does the documentary.
353
00:15:44,515 --> 00:15:47,883
Not only do you tell everybody, hey, but
now I'm gonna tell it in front of Capri
354
00:15:47,885 --> 00:15:48,984
and on camera.
355
00:15:48,986 --> 00:15:52,521
Guys, guys, guys, hello?
356
00:15:52,523 --> 00:15:54,156
You guys are a...
357
00:15:54,158 --> 00:15:57,159
So, there, no, it's not.
What the fuck is going on?
358
00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:59,495
It's none of your business either.
No, it is my business
359
00:15:59,497 --> 00:16:01,664
because both of you are my friend
360
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:04,366
and I think both of you
make a perfect couple.
361
00:16:04,368 --> 00:16:05,935
And I don't know what
the fuck you're doing.
362
00:16:05,937 --> 00:16:07,736
I mean, I don't know what
you're doing with that guy.
363
00:16:07,738 --> 00:16:09,071
You've known him your whole life.
364
00:16:09,073 --> 00:16:12,675
I don't understand what is
stopping you from committing.
365
00:16:12,677 --> 00:16:14,043
Why would we want to ruin that?
366
00:16:14,045 --> 00:16:16,045
Our friendship, our relationship.
367
00:16:19,983 --> 00:16:22,184
Graham, shut up, please.
368
00:16:22,186 --> 00:16:23,486
Yeah, there's no fucking trust
369
00:16:23,488 --> 00:16:25,187
'cause you didn't trust
me enough to tell me.
370
00:16:25,189 --> 00:16:27,089
I think that it's not fair...
371
00:16:27,091 --> 00:16:28,090
You can't tell me?
372
00:16:28,092 --> 00:16:29,325
I fuckin' told you and you're...
373
00:16:29,327 --> 00:16:30,993
So what's the big deal
if Tommy Kay knows?
374
00:16:30,995 --> 00:16:32,761
Let's hear what Tommy
Kay has to say.
375
00:16:32,763 --> 00:16:35,965
I think it's not fair that
you're keeping Luke on hold.
376
00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:39,068
And I think it's not fair that
you are still single, my friend.
377
00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:40,436
I got side girls.
378
00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:42,905
And that is just...
that's just...
379
00:16:42,907 --> 00:16:46,575
Why am I keeping him on hold?
380
00:16:46,577 --> 00:16:48,911
I mean, a friendship
isn't good enough?
381
00:16:48,913 --> 00:16:50,880
I think your boyfriend
should be your best friend.
382
00:16:52,616 --> 00:16:56,285
But why can't I have my best
friend and my boyfriend?
383
00:16:56,287 --> 00:16:58,621
And have him always here, always...
384
00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,222
Wow, always here.
No, I don't mean like that.
385
00:17:00,224 --> 00:17:01,757
Do you live in like,
never-never land?
386
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:04,460
I don't mean it like that,
obviously... now, look you guys.
387
00:17:04,462 --> 00:17:06,328
What do you think about
Luke's side girls?
388
00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:09,498
Oh, yeah.
389
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,900
Well, that shouldn't affect you
390
00:17:10,902 --> 00:17:12,801
because he should be able to fuck
391
00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:14,570
as many girls as he wants
392
00:17:14,572 --> 00:17:17,573
'cause you guys are not in
a committed relationship.
393
00:17:17,575 --> 00:17:19,608
I'm going on a fucking
spree tonight.
394
00:17:19,610 --> 00:17:22,711
Fuck, yes, amen!
395
00:17:22,713 --> 00:17:25,080
Okay, well I thought you
guys were doing me a favor
396
00:17:25,082 --> 00:17:27,349
and I didn't know you were going
to give me such a hassle about it
397
00:17:27,351 --> 00:17:29,084
and make things awkward.
398
00:17:29,086 --> 00:17:31,887
While everything's awkward,
I'm gonna tell you about this thing.
399
00:17:31,889 --> 00:17:33,589
This story.
This awkward story.
400
00:17:33,591 --> 00:17:36,091
So, when we were actually
doing the dirty,
401
00:17:36,093 --> 00:17:38,327
Why do have... no.
402
00:17:48,071 --> 00:17:51,674
She's on top and she's like...
403
00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:55,878
"Hey, I want you to F
me in my little P."
404
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,147
And I was like,
"What the fuck?"
405
00:17:59,516 --> 00:18:02,051
You're such assholes!
406
00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:06,755
You're such an asshole.
407
00:18:06,757 --> 00:18:09,692
I'm not talking to you the
rest of the trip. Let go!
408
00:18:09,694 --> 00:18:11,860
Did she actually say D and P?
409
00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:13,629
Or was she like...
410
00:18:13,631 --> 00:18:15,598
That is some kinky shit.
411
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,600
I'm not talking to you
the rest of the trip.
412
00:18:17,602 --> 00:18:18,867
Ow, you're hurting my wrist.
413
00:18:18,869 --> 00:18:21,236
Please put your D in my PPs.
414
00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:23,472
I wonder what little Jakey-poo
would think of that?
415
00:18:23,474 --> 00:18:24,974
Oh, my God, that wasn't easy.
416
00:18:24,976 --> 00:18:26,141
I'm not talking to you
the rest of the trip.
417
00:18:26,143 --> 00:18:28,310
You know what, Capri?
418
00:18:28,312 --> 00:18:32,548
You know what, you're payment for us
driving you is us showing Jake this tape.
419
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:34,450
You're crazy, turn it off.
420
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:38,554
Taco chan, yummy yum-yum.
421
00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:40,089
Hey.
422
00:18:40,091 --> 00:18:41,256
Cameron?
423
00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:42,257
Hey?
424
00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:43,459
Yeah, what?
425
00:18:43,461 --> 00:18:46,028
Team Jacob or Team Edward?
426
00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:48,097
Team Jacob, dude for sure.
Love Lautner.
427
00:18:48,099 --> 00:18:50,833
Right, that's what I'm talkin' about.
Steve Taylor.
428
00:18:50,835 --> 00:18:52,434
That's what I'm talkin' about.
429
00:18:52,436 --> 00:18:54,203
You kind of remind me of him, dude.
Really?
430
00:18:54,205 --> 00:18:55,471
Maybe with your shirt
off, especially.
431
00:18:55,473 --> 00:18:57,373
Do you think?
Yes, yeah.
432
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:58,941
Yes, definitely, I know.
433
00:18:58,943 --> 00:19:02,378
TK, TK?
What, what?
434
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,713
Team Jacob or Team Edward?
435
00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:05,814
What?
436
00:19:05,816 --> 00:19:07,216
Edward or Jacob?
437
00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:08,384
Fuck you talkin' about?
438
00:19:08,386 --> 00:19:09,918
Dude, don't be a fag.
439
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,687
Team Edward or Team Jacob?
440
00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,288
Oh, I'm the one being a fag,
and you guys are talking
441
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:14,890
about which Twilight
character I like.
442
00:19:17,428 --> 00:19:20,663
All right, fine, I seen Twilight a
couple times and it's not a big deal.
443
00:19:20,665 --> 00:19:22,231
A couple times?
Truth comes out.
444
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:24,099
Dude, you know what,
give me the camera.
445
00:19:24,101 --> 00:19:27,269
Okay, Capri, now I want you
to swear into the camera.
446
00:19:28,304 --> 00:19:29,505
I swear.
447
00:19:29,507 --> 00:19:31,540
Uh, swear on your burrito.
448
00:19:33,643 --> 00:19:35,878
I swear on this burrito
449
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,414
that this fine establishment
has made for me
450
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:40,716
that I will be one of the guys
for the rest of the trip.
451
00:19:40,718 --> 00:19:43,218
And once we're in Vegas,
I will find my boyfriend
452
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:46,121
and let you little boys
have your bro time.
453
00:19:46,123 --> 00:19:48,557
And I swear I'll pee standing up.
454
00:19:48,559 --> 00:19:50,759
And I swear I'll pee standing up.
455
00:19:50,761 --> 00:19:51,960
That's gross.
Ooh.
456
00:19:51,962 --> 00:19:53,896
Oh, wait, and I also swear
457
00:19:53,898 --> 00:19:56,365
that I won't tell about
our yoga class Friday.
458
00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:59,735
Oh.
459
00:19:59,737 --> 00:20:01,437
Toga.
460
00:20:01,439 --> 00:20:03,072
Toga.
Just a minute, it's okay.
461
00:20:03,074 --> 00:20:05,107
I'm really getting
into Roman culture.
462
00:20:05,109 --> 00:20:06,108
Toga.
463
00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:08,143
Douche bag.
Graham, Cameron,
464
00:20:08,145 --> 00:20:10,279
could we just let her eat, and go.
465
00:20:10,281 --> 00:20:13,115
I want to learn how
to lick my elbow.
466
00:20:13,117 --> 00:20:15,150
Hey, get a room, get a room, guys.
467
00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:17,586
Stop.
Seriously, gross.
468
00:20:17,588 --> 00:20:18,954
Gross.
469
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,856
I mean, I'll punch you in the face.
470
00:20:20,858 --> 00:20:23,392
Oh, wow, okay, that's...
471
00:20:26,429 --> 00:20:27,830
That was my burrito.
472
00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:29,598
Just 'cause you swore on it,
doesn't mean it's yours.
473
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,533
Yeah, it kinda was.
474
00:20:31,535 --> 00:20:33,635
Why...
475
00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:45,214
I just don't know.
476
00:20:45,216 --> 00:20:47,549
He kinda just swept me off my feet.
477
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:49,351
Oh, that is so lame.
478
00:20:49,353 --> 00:20:51,120
You don't think it has
anything to do with the fact
479
00:20:51,122 --> 00:20:53,322
that he's like, a marine adonis?
480
00:20:53,324 --> 00:20:54,690
Despite how perfect he is,
481
00:20:54,692 --> 00:20:57,092
there's no way this
guy is right for you.
482
00:20:57,094 --> 00:20:59,828
Don't you think maybe it
should be me and you?
483
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:03,565
I just think you and I are
some day kind of relationship.
484
00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:07,603
Jake and I are a today kind
of relationship, Lukie.
485
00:21:07,605 --> 00:21:10,339
When do you think some
day will be, Capri?
486
00:21:10,341 --> 00:21:11,540
I just don't know, Luke.
487
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:13,242
Don't put so much pressure on me.
488
00:21:13,244 --> 00:21:14,676
What am I supposed to do?
489
00:21:14,678 --> 00:21:16,279
Dance.
Tell me. Just tell me what to do.
490
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,713
Just dance.
Okay.
491
00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:19,515
Yo, what are we waiting for?
492
00:21:19,517 --> 00:21:21,650
What are you guys doing?
Spotted.
493
00:21:21,652 --> 00:21:23,819
Go, move, move.
494
00:21:25,522 --> 00:21:27,322
Move, we're spotted!
495
00:21:27,324 --> 00:21:29,558
No, you ruinin' my gain
right now... hello?
496
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,859
Damn you, Tommy.
497
00:21:30,861 --> 00:21:33,195
With what guys?
Listening to us five minutes?
498
00:21:33,197 --> 00:21:34,363
Call you right back.
499
00:21:34,365 --> 00:21:35,564
Cameron.
500
00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:37,733
I thought it was past five minutes.
501
00:21:37,735 --> 00:21:39,268
No.
He didn't hear anything.
502
00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:40,769
Let's go.
503
00:21:40,771 --> 00:21:42,204
We gotta go.
504
00:21:42,206 --> 00:21:46,175
Can you talk to Ashley,
tell her that you're not a girl.
505
00:21:46,177 --> 00:21:48,243
Ashley, Ashley,
I'll buy you a drink...
506
00:21:48,245 --> 00:21:50,612
For the better of all of us.
It's Graham.
507
00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:54,183
You're in time out.
508
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,286
Graham, take it easy, brother.
509
00:21:57,288 --> 00:21:59,955
Graham.
Ow!
510
00:21:59,957 --> 00:22:03,025
Oh, you're gonna
fucking crash, dude.
511
00:22:03,027 --> 00:22:05,160
Holy shit.
We're going to be there in twenty miles.
512
00:22:05,162 --> 00:22:07,262
I'm pulling off, I'm pulling off.
513
00:22:07,264 --> 00:22:09,464
We're gonna be there
in ten minutes.
514
00:22:09,466 --> 00:22:11,400
Where are you gonna pull off?
There's no exits.
515
00:22:11,402 --> 00:22:12,568
What do you want me to do?
516
00:22:12,570 --> 00:22:14,303
I want you to hold it, like a man.
517
00:22:14,305 --> 00:22:16,238
Do you have like, a
fucking box or something?
518
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,240
A box?
519
00:22:19,543 --> 00:22:21,543
He's gonna shit in a box.
520
00:22:21,545 --> 00:22:23,145
Let's make him shit in a box.
521
00:22:23,147 --> 00:22:24,413
Hold the wheel for a sec.
No.
522
00:22:24,415 --> 00:22:25,714
Hold the fucking wheel!
523
00:22:25,716 --> 00:22:26,949
I don't know.
524
00:22:26,951 --> 00:22:28,250
What is he doing, dude?
Come on.
525
00:22:28,252 --> 00:22:30,252
Graham.
No.
526
00:22:30,254 --> 00:22:32,254
If you do this, we're turning around.
Oh, my God.
527
00:22:32,256 --> 00:22:34,323
Okay, okay.
Ohh!
528
00:22:34,325 --> 00:22:35,406
What, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
529
00:22:38,629 --> 00:22:40,195
I'm over the hump,
I'm over the hump.
530
00:22:40,197 --> 00:22:42,197
What's wrong with you?
What did you eat today?
531
00:22:42,199 --> 00:22:46,268
Oh, my God, ahh!
532
00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:47,569
All right, seriously,
533
00:22:47,571 --> 00:22:51,039
this is the kind of fine establishment you
do not go inside of unless you want to get
534
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:54,276
man raped by a truck driver with a
Fu Manchu, you know what I mean?
535
00:22:54,278 --> 00:22:56,678
And Graham's been in here
for like, 30 minutes.
536
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,046
We're gonna go check on him.
537
00:22:59,249 --> 00:23:01,583
Yo, Grahaminator?
538
00:23:01,585 --> 00:23:02,985
I just pooped.
539
00:23:02,987 --> 00:23:05,220
I was guessing you had.
540
00:23:05,222 --> 00:23:07,356
Jesus, it smells great.
541
00:23:07,358 --> 00:23:09,758
Well, hello.
542
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,994
What do we have here?
543
00:23:14,664 --> 00:23:16,098
There it is.
544
00:23:18,868 --> 00:23:24,006
Women willing to do anything to make
you happy. In all caps, anything.
545
00:23:24,008 --> 00:23:26,241
Believe you me, I can
put that to the test.
546
00:23:28,044 --> 00:23:31,346
Capri and Luke, sitting in a tree,
547
00:23:31,348 --> 00:23:34,850
k-i-s-s-i-n-g,
548
00:23:34,852 --> 00:23:38,587
first comes love,
then comes marriage,
549
00:23:38,589 --> 00:23:40,155
Are we going to have to deal
with this the whole trip?
550
00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:42,324
Are we going to have to deal
with this the whole trip?
551
00:23:42,326 --> 00:23:45,694
That's not all, that's not all,
552
00:23:45,696 --> 00:23:48,797
baby's fucking sucking my balls.
553
00:23:48,799 --> 00:23:52,301
Oh.
554
00:23:52,303 --> 00:23:54,636
In Vegas, stays in Vegas.
555
00:23:54,638 --> 00:23:59,541
What stays in Vegas,
stays in Vegas.
556
00:23:59,543 --> 00:24:01,176
Stays in Vegas.
557
00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:04,546
What happens in Vegas,
stays in Vegas.
558
00:24:05,648 --> 00:24:08,016
Stays in Vegas.
559
00:24:17,961 --> 00:24:19,428
I'm taking your girl!
560
00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:21,096
All right guys,
I gotta show you this...
561
00:24:21,098 --> 00:24:23,465
this is too awesome, check it out.
562
00:24:23,467 --> 00:24:26,301
These colors look familiar?
563
00:24:26,303 --> 00:24:30,872
Women willing to do anything
to make you happy.
564
00:24:30,874 --> 00:24:34,242
Ladies and gentlemen,
at long last we have arrived.
565
00:24:34,244 --> 00:24:37,212
Las Vegas, the strip, sin city.
566
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:39,348
We're gonna find out
why it's called sin city.
567
00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:42,884
We're here, we have
arrived, we've come.
568
00:24:42,886 --> 00:24:45,253
Still get's a little wild
because of Graham's stoner ass.
569
00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:47,723
Ohh, check out that
chick over there.
570
00:24:47,725 --> 00:24:49,858
Graham, get her number, dude.
571
00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:52,894
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have arrived at long last.
572
00:24:52,896 --> 00:24:54,363
Start your engines.
573
00:24:54,365 --> 00:24:56,164
The crew is in the house.
574
00:24:58,035 --> 00:24:59,601
That was the engine starting.
575
00:24:59,603 --> 00:25:01,536
That is Graham's engine starting.
576
00:25:01,538 --> 00:25:04,740
Hey, check this place
out for a second.
577
00:25:04,742 --> 00:25:06,008
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
578
00:25:06,010 --> 00:25:09,544
Hey, special thanks to
my father, Dr. Townes,
579
00:25:09,546 --> 00:25:12,381
for hooking us up with
the most bomb-ass suite
580
00:25:12,383 --> 00:25:14,149
that this town has to offer.
581
00:25:14,151 --> 00:25:15,984
All right, hey,
one of you jokers take this.
582
00:25:15,986 --> 00:25:17,052
Film me.
583
00:25:19,188 --> 00:25:20,622
I don't know where the room is.
584
00:25:22,258 --> 00:25:23,525
I'm out of breath already.
585
00:25:23,527 --> 00:25:28,230
I can't breath anymore.
I can't breath anymore.
586
00:25:28,232 --> 00:25:29,798
I can't...
587
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,433
Ow!
588
00:25:31,435 --> 00:25:32,667
You're such a pussy.
589
00:25:32,669 --> 00:25:34,136
What floor are we on?
590
00:25:34,138 --> 00:25:35,137
Okay.
591
00:25:35,139 --> 00:25:36,338
And we go... the hallway
592
00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:37,339
that's gonna lead us
593
00:25:37,341 --> 00:25:39,307
to the scene of the crime.
594
00:25:39,309 --> 00:25:41,076
Where did you get that?
595
00:25:41,078 --> 00:25:42,644
This is my documentary.
596
00:25:42,646 --> 00:25:44,179
Actually feels pretty good.
597
00:25:44,181 --> 00:25:47,249
Okay, so tell me, what's the...
oh, shi... oh, my God.
598
00:25:47,251 --> 00:25:48,817
Oh, Graham.
599
00:25:48,819 --> 00:25:49,851
Graham, what the fuck?
600
00:25:49,853 --> 00:25:51,319
Graham cracker.
601
00:25:51,321 --> 00:25:52,521
Dude, I missed it, you
gotta do it again.
602
00:25:52,523 --> 00:25:53,688
Nothing happened.
603
00:25:53,690 --> 00:25:55,223
Do it for the documentary, come on.
604
00:25:55,225 --> 00:25:58,794
Are you jealous, because I just
got the most amazing footage.
605
00:25:58,796 --> 00:26:00,462
No, and actually I have a good idea
606
00:26:00,464 --> 00:26:04,099
because now we can get some
tag team double footage.
607
00:26:04,101 --> 00:26:06,134
Two different angles.
Two different angles.
608
00:26:06,136 --> 00:26:07,302
Dude.
Fuck.
609
00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:08,904
But I'm gonna need your camera.
610
00:26:08,906 --> 00:26:11,640
You all right, buddy?
611
00:26:11,642 --> 00:26:14,242
Hey, you think you can do it again?
I think I ruptured my coccyx.
612
00:26:14,244 --> 00:26:15,510
Think you can do it again?
613
00:26:18,648 --> 00:26:20,682
Move, move, move, move!
614
00:26:22,585 --> 00:26:24,453
This is amazing.
615
00:26:24,455 --> 00:26:25,887
Thank you, Daddy.
616
00:26:25,889 --> 00:26:27,055
You kidding me?
617
00:26:27,057 --> 00:26:29,925
This is what I'm talking
about, Cameron.
618
00:26:30,860 --> 00:26:32,527
Who wants some shots?
619
00:26:32,529 --> 00:26:33,895
Watch it.
620
00:26:34,997 --> 00:26:37,365
Seriously, thank you, Daddy.
621
00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:39,601
Wait a second, where's Graham?
622
00:26:39,603 --> 00:26:40,802
Graham?
623
00:26:40,804 --> 00:26:42,537
Graham?
Where the heck is Graham at?
624
00:26:42,539 --> 00:26:43,939
Graham?
625
00:26:43,941 --> 00:26:45,407
Hey, where'd Graham go?
626
00:26:45,409 --> 00:26:47,576
- Graham?
- Where's little Graham crackers?
627
00:26:47,578 --> 00:26:50,278
Sh-hhh, you can't see
me, now can you?
628
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,880
Dude, you're scaring the kids.
Or can you?
629
00:26:51,882 --> 00:26:54,216
You're scaring the kids.
Bitch.
630
00:26:54,218 --> 00:26:56,251
Uh! My ear!
631
00:27:02,191 --> 00:27:03,959
Did you guys check out this here?
632
00:27:05,128 --> 00:27:07,896
Oh, my gosh, that's amazing.
633
00:27:07,898 --> 00:27:10,031
Look... oh, look, there's a girl.
634
00:27:10,033 --> 00:27:12,367
I'm gonna bang her...
tonight.
635
00:27:12,369 --> 00:27:14,402
You mean the girl
in the reflection?
636
00:27:14,404 --> 00:27:15,770
Oh, you mean you, Cameron?
637
00:27:15,772 --> 00:27:18,907
Ooh!
Right back at you.
638
00:27:18,909 --> 00:27:20,475
Okay, you guys, let's bring it in.
639
00:27:20,477 --> 00:27:22,577
Hands in, right here.
640
00:27:22,579 --> 00:27:24,946
To Graham's 21st birthday.
641
00:27:24,948 --> 00:27:26,848
And to your dad.
642
00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:29,684
Thank you, Dad, for the wonderful room.
To Dr. Townes.
643
00:27:29,686 --> 00:27:32,354
Gracias, Dr. Townes.
644
00:27:32,356 --> 00:27:34,322
Bitchin!
645
00:27:34,324 --> 00:27:36,791
That's the greatest cheers ever.
646
00:27:40,563 --> 00:27:42,797
Documented, look,
did you see these?
647
00:27:42,799 --> 00:27:43,932
History is in the making.
648
00:27:45,101 --> 00:27:46,134
Ready, ready?
649
00:27:46,136 --> 00:27:47,636
Get a close up on this, Cam.
650
00:27:55,178 --> 00:27:56,912
One more, for good luck.
651
00:27:56,914 --> 00:27:58,346
You... one more for good luck.
652
00:27:58,348 --> 00:28:00,615
If you don't do it, your
whole family could die.
653
00:28:00,617 --> 00:28:02,317
Dead, forever.
654
00:28:02,319 --> 00:28:04,186
Come on, don't kill your mom.
655
00:28:04,188 --> 00:28:05,320
Don't kill your mom.
656
00:28:05,322 --> 00:28:06,855
Fuck it!
Don't kill your mom.
657
00:28:06,857 --> 00:28:08,023
Go.
One more shot.
658
00:28:10,594 --> 00:28:12,227
Yeah, man!
659
00:28:12,229 --> 00:28:14,663
Oh, gross.
660
00:28:14,665 --> 00:28:17,666
My mouth is on fire.
661
00:28:18,701 --> 00:28:19,868
It's on fire.
662
00:28:21,205 --> 00:28:23,004
I'm not doin' it, I'm not...
663
00:28:30,079 --> 00:28:32,013
Hey.
664
00:28:32,015 --> 00:28:34,316
I'm pooping while I
play Brick Breaker.
665
00:28:34,318 --> 00:28:35,450
So, a lot tonight, Bro.
666
00:28:35,452 --> 00:28:36,518
Yeah.
667
00:28:37,453 --> 00:28:39,554
Before we go out,
668
00:28:39,556 --> 00:28:41,489
I wanna do a couple
jokes with you, okay?
669
00:28:41,491 --> 00:28:43,692
Just get your confidence
a little bit higher.
670
00:28:46,296 --> 00:28:47,462
Hear what I said?
671
00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:48,930
Yeah.
672
00:28:48,932 --> 00:28:51,099
You gotta trust me, man.
673
00:28:51,101 --> 00:28:53,001
Can you leave?
I gotta wipe.
674
00:28:53,003 --> 00:28:54,769
It's okay.
675
00:28:54,771 --> 00:28:57,105
Part a life.
I gotta wipe.
676
00:28:57,107 --> 00:28:59,207
Would you get the fuck out,
I gotta wipe!
677
00:29:01,911 --> 00:29:04,012
First tip... white teeth.
678
00:29:04,014 --> 00:29:05,580
They love white teeth.
679
00:29:05,582 --> 00:29:07,482
Second tip...
Cameron,
680
00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:08,684
Oh, my God, it smells in here.
681
00:29:08,685 --> 00:29:10,252
Cameron,
682
00:29:12,922 --> 00:29:14,456
Hey, baby.
683
00:29:14,458 --> 00:29:16,224
Daddy's home.
684
00:29:16,226 --> 00:29:20,629
World good.
685
00:29:20,631 --> 00:29:22,063
Cracker Graham.
686
00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:25,600
Hey, dudes.
687
00:29:25,602 --> 00:29:27,502
Hey, dudes.
688
00:29:30,106 --> 00:29:31,740
Nice to meet you.
689
00:29:31,742 --> 00:29:33,608
Douche bags arrived.
690
00:29:33,610 --> 00:29:35,143
Dude, he looks like a douche.
691
00:29:35,145 --> 00:29:39,514
You're better off without her if
she's gonna go out with that guy.
692
00:29:39,516 --> 00:29:40,649
I don't know.
693
00:29:40,651 --> 00:29:42,417
Hey, give me a little Lukie smile.
694
00:29:42,419 --> 00:29:44,419
Give me a little Lukie smile.
695
00:29:44,421 --> 00:29:45,954
Just one?
696
00:29:48,024 --> 00:29:49,257
Nah.
697
00:29:50,493 --> 00:29:53,261
It's gonna be all right, dude, fuck 'em.
What's going on, man, I'm Chad.
698
00:29:53,263 --> 00:29:54,663
Hey, did you bring a space ship?
699
00:29:54,665 --> 00:29:57,299
Uh, no, no, it's time out, dude.
700
00:29:57,301 --> 00:29:58,933
What's this all about?
701
00:29:58,935 --> 00:30:00,568
It's the Cam cam... smile.
702
00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:02,637
What's this, what's
this, what's this?
703
00:30:02,639 --> 00:30:03,772
You're on Cameron camera.
704
00:30:03,774 --> 00:30:05,073
You guys been playing since...
705
00:30:05,075 --> 00:30:07,642
Just smile at the
camera and say hoorah.
706
00:30:07,644 --> 00:30:09,311
What's this...
Yeah, can we get a hoorah?
707
00:30:13,349 --> 00:30:15,216
I'm just...
I'm just kidding, man.
708
00:30:15,218 --> 00:30:16,318
Hey, whoa, we're leaving.
709
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,853
Get that fucking shit out of my face!
Hey, you guys, what is wrong with you?
710
00:30:18,855 --> 00:30:20,588
Cam cam, get away...
Cam, stop.
711
00:30:29,632 --> 00:30:31,733
Shut the fuck up, man.
712
00:30:31,735 --> 00:30:33,768
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
713
00:30:33,770 --> 00:30:35,737
Fuck those bitches up!
714
00:30:35,739 --> 00:30:37,072
Fuck.
715
00:30:37,074 --> 00:30:39,040
Dude, put your sh...
I'm not kidding.
716
00:30:39,042 --> 00:30:40,308
Put your shirt on.
717
00:30:40,310 --> 00:30:42,177
I swear on my grandmother's life
718
00:30:42,179 --> 00:30:44,713
that I'm gonna take you out tonight
and you're gonna get laid.
719
00:30:44,715 --> 00:30:46,181
And you're gonna forget about Capri
720
00:30:46,183 --> 00:30:48,783
'cause you are a
handsome motherchucker.
721
00:30:48,785 --> 00:30:50,251
You are sexy as hell, man.
722
00:30:50,253 --> 00:30:52,554
I didn't mean to fight.
I didn't mean to fight.
723
00:30:52,556 --> 00:30:54,456
Graham, you play too much, man.
I did.
724
00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:57,258
You were going to give 'em
a piece of your shit.
725
00:30:57,260 --> 00:30:59,994
I kinda like... I kinda like
you with your shirt off.
726
00:30:59,996 --> 00:31:03,264
All right, camera off, IDs on, let's go.
That is pretty awesome.
727
00:31:04,433 --> 00:31:05,633
Changin' my clothes.
728
00:31:05,635 --> 00:31:10,004
We're goin' out and I'm
gettin' dick in my pussy.
729
00:31:10,006 --> 00:31:12,707
Dick in your pussy
is what we're doin'.
730
00:31:12,709 --> 00:31:14,175
Dick in your pussy?
There you go.
731
00:31:14,177 --> 00:31:15,543
Dick in your pussy?
732
00:31:15,545 --> 00:31:17,412
Oh, my God!
733
00:31:18,814 --> 00:31:20,949
Here, here, here, here,
you want a pickup?
734
00:31:20,951 --> 00:31:23,451
No.
735
00:31:23,453 --> 00:31:24,586
What are you doing?
736
00:31:24,588 --> 00:31:26,755
Stop, stop.
737
00:31:26,757 --> 00:31:28,390
This is so cute, guys.
738
00:31:28,392 --> 00:31:30,258
Sleeper hold.
Sleeper hold.
739
00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:32,293
Hey, no more fighting,
let's go get drunk.
740
00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:37,232
We're here on a mission
to find the rare creature
741
00:31:37,234 --> 00:31:39,467
they call the Grahaminator.
742
00:31:39,469 --> 00:31:42,404
He's a... he's a rare,
rare, spectacle.
743
00:31:42,406 --> 00:31:44,773
He's been know to wander
this jungle aimlessly
744
00:31:44,775 --> 00:31:48,109
looking for muff to burrow into
for hours and days at a time.
745
00:31:48,111 --> 00:31:49,544
Some say he eats kids.
746
00:31:49,546 --> 00:31:50,945
Some say he eats adults.
747
00:31:50,947 --> 00:31:52,781
Some say he lives off nothing.
748
00:31:52,783 --> 00:31:56,684
Some say he's the hardest
thing to spot in this...
749
00:32:01,624 --> 00:32:03,324
Hey, Graham.
What?
750
00:32:03,326 --> 00:32:05,493
Come here real quick.
One sec, dude.
751
00:32:05,495 --> 00:32:06,694
Big play in the game.
752
00:32:06,696 --> 00:32:09,998
Just real quick.
Hold on.
753
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,100
You want another card?
No.
754
00:32:17,907 --> 00:32:21,209
All right, sorry, sorry, sorry.
755
00:32:21,211 --> 00:32:24,646
Cameron, Cameron.
Come here.
756
00:32:24,648 --> 00:32:27,682
I'm winning.
I'm winning.
757
00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:31,319
Cameron, I love you.
How are you winning?
758
00:32:31,321 --> 00:32:33,388
I'm playing blackjack.
759
00:32:33,390 --> 00:32:35,089
Hey, pussy.
760
00:32:35,091 --> 00:32:37,392
About that chick at the pool.
761
00:32:37,394 --> 00:32:38,927
Oh, I know.
762
00:32:38,929 --> 00:32:40,995
You know how you guys
said she was a hooker?
763
00:32:40,997 --> 00:32:42,797
Yeah.
She mighta been.
764
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:44,466
I knew she was.
765
00:32:44,468 --> 00:32:47,335
Hey, I'm sorry about that, okay?
Sh-hhh, don't.
766
00:32:49,238 --> 00:32:50,605
Come play with me.
767
00:32:50,607 --> 00:32:52,574
Happy birthday.
Come play with me.
768
00:32:52,576 --> 00:32:53,641
I'm coming, let's go.
769
00:32:53,643 --> 00:32:55,043
I want you to play ball.
770
00:32:55,045 --> 00:32:57,078
Let's go.
Come on.
771
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,847
Come on.
772
00:33:00,549 --> 00:33:03,852
I wanna... I wanna go...
remember that...
773
00:33:03,854 --> 00:33:05,420
Let's go talk to that hooker.
774
00:33:05,422 --> 00:33:08,323
Let's go find her.
Because I have money now.
775
00:33:08,325 --> 00:33:10,892
Let's release teddy bear
back into the wilderness.
776
00:33:10,894 --> 00:33:12,594
I have money.
777
00:33:13,796 --> 00:33:15,763
I have... wait, wait...
778
00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:17,565
Do I look good sitting backwards?
779
00:33:17,567 --> 00:33:19,567
Do I look cool?
Look so hot.
780
00:33:19,569 --> 00:33:21,102
All right, let's go.
781
00:33:22,037 --> 00:33:23,304
Hey, guys, listen.
782
00:33:23,306 --> 00:33:25,139
She was fine.
I got a solution.
783
00:33:25,141 --> 00:33:26,975
No, what?
I got something else to do.
784
00:33:26,977 --> 00:33:28,209
What?
785
00:33:28,211 --> 00:33:29,644
It's sure thing.
786
00:33:29,646 --> 00:33:31,713
Read it.
787
00:33:31,715 --> 00:33:34,082
Yo, this girl just texted me,
she has two bottles of...
788
00:33:34,084 --> 00:33:35,783
Paradise, this is...
Two bottles and a friend.
789
00:33:35,785 --> 00:33:37,418
You can do that any time back home.
790
00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:38,953
We're in Vegas in a suite.
We're willing to do anything
791
00:33:38,955 --> 00:33:41,222
to make you happy.
Read it again.
792
00:33:41,224 --> 00:33:43,024
I just... why do I have
to read it twice for you?
793
00:33:43,026 --> 00:33:44,025
Read it again.
You heard it.
794
00:33:44,027 --> 00:33:47,362
Read it again.
7-0-2-GET-2-WET.
795
00:33:47,364 --> 00:33:51,366
It's a water park.
Luke, you are a articulate,
intelligent, good looking
796
00:33:51,368 --> 00:33:55,470
individual that is gonna
go pay... and back to me.
Hey, Tommy Kay.
797
00:33:55,472 --> 00:33:57,605
That is going to go pay for pussy.
798
00:33:57,607 --> 00:34:00,575
One night, this one night!
Explain this logic to me.
799
00:34:00,577 --> 00:34:02,577
And you Cameron,
I forgot about you
800
00:34:02,579 --> 00:34:05,847
'cause you're a really ugly looking
dude so you have to go pay for pussy.
801
00:34:05,849 --> 00:34:09,751
That makes sense.
I agree with him for...
802
00:34:09,753 --> 00:34:11,286
What's the difference
for one night?
803
00:34:11,288 --> 00:34:13,321
We're in Vegas, don't you want
to do something crazy?
804
00:34:13,323 --> 00:34:15,156
Do you always play it safe?
805
00:34:15,158 --> 00:34:16,925
No, we won't play it safe.
806
00:34:16,927 --> 00:34:19,360
Let's go to the club
and get herpes.
807
00:34:19,362 --> 00:34:20,595
But I'm not paying for pussy
808
00:34:20,597 --> 00:34:23,932
and I'm not going to a strip club
because I got a bad feeling about it.
809
00:34:23,934 --> 00:34:27,435
Hey, if worse comes to worse, it'll
make for a good story and we'll leave.
810
00:34:27,437 --> 00:34:30,104
Come on, let's just
call the number.
811
00:34:30,106 --> 00:34:31,667
What's it...
It's not gonna hurt anyone.
812
00:34:35,145 --> 00:34:36,544
Luke, Luke, Luke...
813
00:34:36,546 --> 00:34:37,879
Let's just go check the place out.
814
00:34:37,881 --> 00:34:39,814
What?
Why are you trippin', man.
815
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:42,350
I'm gonna get you a girl,
you'll never even remember
816
00:34:42,352 --> 00:34:43,651
the name Capri.
817
00:34:43,653 --> 00:34:45,253
Come on, one night.
818
00:34:45,255 --> 00:34:46,955
What is one night?
We're in Vegas!
819
00:34:46,957 --> 00:34:48,890
It's your brother's birthday.
820
00:34:48,892 --> 00:34:50,224
Just call the number.
821
00:34:50,226 --> 00:34:51,759
That's true.
Call the number.
822
00:34:51,761 --> 00:34:54,429
Fuck it, give it here.
823
00:34:54,431 --> 00:34:56,197
See, let's call it.
824
00:34:57,866 --> 00:34:59,334
Tommy Kay, you won't regret it.
825
00:34:59,336 --> 00:35:01,669
We'll just go for an hour.
Let's just go.
826
00:35:01,671 --> 00:35:04,072
Are we going?
827
00:35:04,074 --> 00:35:06,374
Hey, you're not gonna
regret it, buddy.
828
00:35:06,376 --> 00:35:08,142
You won't have to
pay for it, I will.
829
00:35:08,144 --> 00:35:09,544
This weekend's on me, man.
830
00:35:09,546 --> 00:35:11,846
It's Cameron Townes'
party weekend.
831
00:35:11,848 --> 00:35:13,581
You're not gonna regret it.
All right.
832
00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:15,149
All right.
833
00:35:19,723 --> 00:35:22,590
Oh, my gosh, there's so
much alcohol in that drink.
834
00:35:22,592 --> 00:35:24,292
I put a lot of tequila in it.
I believe it.
835
00:35:24,294 --> 00:35:26,694
Hey, there, welcome to Paradise.
836
00:35:26,696 --> 00:35:27,862
Hey, babe, what's goin' on?
837
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:29,263
Oh, she's hot.
838
00:35:29,265 --> 00:35:30,732
Who am I talking to?
839
00:35:30,734 --> 00:35:32,967
Uh, Cameron.
840
00:35:32,969 --> 00:35:34,902
Cameron, nice to meet you.
841
00:35:34,904 --> 00:35:36,170
Hey, nice to meet you.
It's Candice.
842
00:35:36,172 --> 00:35:38,339
Oh, Candice, nice name.
843
00:35:38,341 --> 00:35:42,510
Um, what's goin' on, Candice? We're
trying to get some strippers over here.
844
00:35:43,979 --> 00:35:47,048
Why don't you come here?
845
00:35:47,050 --> 00:35:48,850
Come to you?
846
00:35:48,852 --> 00:35:50,018
Yes.
847
00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:51,519
Dude, that's how it works.
848
00:35:51,521 --> 00:35:53,855
I promise I'll make
it worth your while.
849
00:35:53,857 --> 00:35:55,423
See, they got kinky shit there.
850
00:35:55,425 --> 00:35:57,325
That's how it works.
Where are you guys located?
851
00:35:58,727 --> 00:36:00,828
We are very close to the strip.
852
00:36:02,064 --> 00:36:03,431
I'm getting paper,
I gotta get some paper.
853
00:36:03,433 --> 00:36:06,401
Hold on one second,
I gotta write this down.
854
00:36:06,403 --> 00:36:08,036
Here, write this down.
855
00:36:08,038 --> 00:36:10,471
Write it down like your life
depends on it 'cause it does.
856
00:36:12,007 --> 00:36:14,275
All right, go ahead.
857
00:36:14,277 --> 00:36:15,877
Okay, coming from the strip,
858
00:36:15,879 --> 00:36:20,915
take the 515 to the next light.
Okay.
859
00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:24,318
They better have like,
16 girls, at least.
860
00:36:27,022 --> 00:36:29,991
Hey, Cameron, you
excited about it now?
861
00:36:29,993 --> 00:36:31,693
Yeah, I'm cool, yeah, let's do it.
862
00:36:31,695 --> 00:36:33,628
Somebody grow some balls
and give me a smile,
863
00:36:33,630 --> 00:36:35,563
Jesus, come on.
Come on, dude, let's do it.
864
00:36:35,565 --> 00:36:37,598
We're gonna get you a woman.
865
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,600
On me, tonight it's on me, boys.
866
00:36:39,602 --> 00:36:41,569
Twenty-one,
you're only twenty-one?
867
00:36:41,571 --> 00:36:43,172
What do you say,
what do you say, Graham?
868
00:36:45,141 --> 00:36:47,909
You have the option to stay,
if you want to, okay?
869
00:36:47,911 --> 00:36:49,110
Whatever.
870
00:36:49,112 --> 00:36:51,279
Let's do it.
Whatever, let's go.
871
00:36:51,281 --> 00:36:55,783
Okay, for the record, I am
very we... very, very, I am...
872
00:36:55,785 --> 00:36:58,086
Stop taking... I told you
to stop taking shots.
873
00:36:58,088 --> 00:37:00,288
For the record... why?
874
00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:02,056
I am aware of the
fact that this a...
875
00:37:02,058 --> 00:37:04,425
might be my worse decision ever.
876
00:37:04,427 --> 00:37:07,829
And I come from a long
line of bad decisions.
877
00:37:07,831 --> 00:37:10,798
But on the other, hey...
on the other hand,
878
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,868
this might be the brightest,
shiniest moment of my life.
879
00:37:13,870 --> 00:37:16,838
Not at all... it's probably
the worst idea ever.
880
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,239
Oh, come on, dude, if nothing else
881
00:37:18,241 --> 00:37:19,574
we'll have good stories
in the morning.
882
00:37:19,576 --> 00:37:21,776
Graham, what's up, dude,
are you happy?
883
00:37:21,778 --> 00:37:23,878
I'm excited.
Excited.
884
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,079
It's your hat.
885
00:37:25,081 --> 00:37:26,481
Hey, guys, you guys are so cute.
886
00:37:26,483 --> 00:37:30,017
Luke, you're just so cute.
887
00:37:30,019 --> 00:37:34,188
Graham, Cam, you guys
feel the energy?
888
00:37:34,190 --> 00:37:35,323
I'm in, baby.
889
00:37:35,325 --> 00:37:37,592
To a long life,
890
00:37:37,594 --> 00:37:39,694
to a great trip in Vegas,
891
00:37:39,696 --> 00:37:41,662
and you guys are my
fucking best friends
892
00:37:41,664 --> 00:37:42,830
in the whole world.
893
00:37:42,832 --> 00:37:44,632
On three, happy birthday, Graham.
894
00:37:44,634 --> 00:37:46,234
One, two, three...
895
00:37:49,439 --> 00:37:50,738
We gotta work on that.
896
00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:53,541
Oh, shit, I don't think we've
ever done that once.
897
00:37:53,543 --> 00:37:55,143
We've never done that right yet.
898
00:37:55,145 --> 00:37:56,744
You guys know what?
What?
899
00:37:56,746 --> 00:37:59,313
You know, there's really
only two things
900
00:37:59,315 --> 00:38:00,314
that I'm really good at.
901
00:38:00,316 --> 00:38:02,216
You know?
You know what they are, right?
902
00:38:02,218 --> 00:38:06,087
One is making... one is making
really bad decisions,
903
00:38:06,089 --> 00:38:08,523
which are almost so bad,
they're awesome.
904
00:38:08,525 --> 00:38:10,291
Like now.
905
00:38:10,293 --> 00:38:12,293
And the other one
is thumb wrestling.
906
00:38:13,462 --> 00:38:17,465
So, I'm gonna pay some
hooker and extra ten bucks
907
00:38:17,467 --> 00:38:21,035
to thumb wrestle me, and I'll be two
for two at everything I do wonderful.
908
00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:22,837
What's next, where we goin'?
909
00:38:22,839 --> 00:38:24,138
Huh?
910
00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:26,307
Uh, what do you mean,
where are we going?
911
00:38:26,309 --> 00:38:27,975
We're goin' to the whore house.
912
00:38:27,977 --> 00:38:29,710
Paradise.
913
00:38:29,712 --> 00:38:32,747
Cam, focus.
Yeah, hey, I'm lookin'.
914
00:38:32,749 --> 00:38:35,216
Um.
Give me the directions, bro.
915
00:38:35,218 --> 00:38:37,451
Yeah, I don't have that...
I don't have that paper.
916
00:38:37,453 --> 00:38:38,619
What?
What?
917
00:38:38,621 --> 00:38:41,055
I know, I said I had it.
And I don't.
918
00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:43,424
You douche.
919
00:38:43,426 --> 00:38:46,060
It wasn't that... hey, it
wasn't that many directions.
920
00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:47,595
We're gonna find it, all right?
921
00:38:47,597 --> 00:38:48,729
It's cool.
922
00:38:48,731 --> 00:38:51,499
Chill out, dude, chill out okay?
923
00:38:51,501 --> 00:38:52,834
I'm chill,
I just don't know why...
924
00:38:52,836 --> 00:38:55,203
Dude, look, hey, there's
the truck stop, right there.
925
00:38:55,205 --> 00:38:56,337
Where?
It's right there.
926
00:38:56,339 --> 00:38:57,605
We turn right there,
that's what they said.
927
00:38:57,607 --> 00:38:58,639
There's a truck stop.
Turn the camera off.
928
00:38:58,641 --> 00:39:00,308
That's the truck stop, let's go.
929
00:39:00,310 --> 00:39:01,442
Turn the camera off, please.
Look, we're there.
930
00:39:01,444 --> 00:39:03,044
We made it.
We have arrived.
931
00:39:03,046 --> 00:39:06,080
Is that a cop behind us?
Is that a cop behind us?
932
00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:16,824
Still okay.
933
00:39:16,826 --> 00:39:21,829
This officially might be the
sketchiest place on Earth.
934
00:39:27,169 --> 00:39:30,571
Shit, check this place out.
935
00:39:30,573 --> 00:39:32,106
Might be offi... yeah.
936
00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:33,708
My worst idea ever.
937
00:39:33,710 --> 00:39:35,743
Okay, Cam, you're now
Captain Obvious.
938
00:39:35,745 --> 00:39:37,545
What are you guys waiting for?
939
00:39:40,115 --> 00:39:41,249
Who is that?
940
00:39:41,251 --> 00:39:42,550
On the count of three...
one, two, three.
941
00:39:42,552 --> 00:39:43,784
Who is that?
942
00:39:43,786 --> 00:39:45,319
We're goin' in.
943
00:40:04,106 --> 00:40:07,441
Whoever said this is a bad
idea is a dumb motherfucker.
944
00:40:09,244 --> 00:40:10,711
I like your camera.
945
00:40:10,713 --> 00:40:15,116
Boys, boys, boys, which one is Cameron?
Cameron is right here and you're on here.
946
00:40:15,118 --> 00:40:17,718
You're Cam cam, hello.
947
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:21,389
Uh, who is your friend over here?
948
00:40:21,391 --> 00:40:22,623
Yo, you.
949
00:40:22,625 --> 00:40:23,858
Come here.
950
00:40:25,027 --> 00:40:27,361
I wanta talk to Tommy Kay.
I'm not interested.
951
00:40:27,363 --> 00:40:30,598
Uh, yeah, I'll make
you interested, baby.
952
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,133
Come here.
953
00:40:32,135 --> 00:40:34,936
Come on, you're coming
with me, honey.
954
00:40:34,938 --> 00:40:37,171
You're coming with me.
No, no, no, I can't, I can't.
955
00:40:40,143 --> 00:40:42,576
I want you and you.
956
00:40:42,578 --> 00:40:44,145
You and you right now.
957
00:40:44,147 --> 00:40:45,246
Us?
Together, same time.
958
00:40:45,248 --> 00:40:47,982
One, two, three, so, let's go.
959
00:40:47,984 --> 00:40:49,350
Hi.
960
00:40:49,352 --> 00:40:51,686
Take me to... Graham,
get yourself a girl.
961
00:40:51,688 --> 00:40:54,822
Before we get started,
I will need a credit card.
962
00:40:54,824 --> 00:40:56,490
And I will give you more than that,
963
00:40:56,492 --> 00:40:57,892
but take this to start with.
964
00:40:57,894 --> 00:40:58,960
No, no, no, no.
965
00:40:58,962 --> 00:41:00,428
Well, boys, welcome
to the Paradise.
966
00:41:00,430 --> 00:41:03,698
Tommy Kay, it's on me,
quit being a little pussy.
967
00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:05,333
Get it.
968
00:41:06,702 --> 00:41:07,868
Don't do it!
969
00:41:07,870 --> 00:41:10,104
Thank you Daddy, Dr. Townes.
970
00:41:24,152 --> 00:41:25,619
Hoowee!
971
00:41:26,755 --> 00:41:29,023
Let's put this thing
down for a second.
972
00:41:29,025 --> 00:41:32,526
Oh, boo, we'll get
it back in a minute.
973
00:41:32,528 --> 00:41:34,862
Okay, let's take your pants off.
974
00:41:54,116 --> 00:41:58,386
Yes! Cameravision anytime.
975
00:41:58,388 --> 00:42:00,087
Well, ladies.
976
00:42:06,528 --> 00:42:10,431
That is what the black
card went down for.
977
00:42:25,914 --> 00:42:28,549
I gotta get a better view of this.
978
00:42:33,588 --> 00:42:35,456
There we go.
979
00:42:38,293 --> 00:42:40,094
Yeah.
980
00:42:42,164 --> 00:42:43,531
All right.
981
00:42:43,533 --> 00:42:46,000
There's plenty to go around.
982
00:44:04,364 --> 00:44:06,665
Wait right here, sexy big boy.
983
00:44:06,667 --> 00:44:08,667
I'm gonna go put something
more comfortable on.
984
00:44:08,669 --> 00:44:10,069
Okay.
985
00:44:14,908 --> 00:44:16,875
Do it in the kitchen.
986
00:44:19,212 --> 00:44:22,881
Okay, it's weird.
987
00:45:13,399 --> 00:45:15,067
I want you.
988
00:45:30,817 --> 00:45:32,951
This place is like a fuckin' maze.
989
00:45:32,953 --> 00:45:35,521
I hope you guys enjoyed
what you just saw.
990
00:45:35,523 --> 00:45:37,956
Hey, look, we're back to the start.
991
00:45:37,958 --> 00:45:39,191
It's Tommy Kay.
992
00:45:39,193 --> 00:45:40,793
We're black to the start?
993
00:45:40,795 --> 00:45:41,894
I'm glad you're sober.
994
00:45:41,896 --> 00:45:44,096
Nice to see you...
I'm sotally tober, dude.
995
00:45:46,065 --> 00:45:48,033
Very funny.
How come you haven't gotten a girl?
996
00:45:48,035 --> 00:45:49,701
Ladies and gentlemen,
Have you gotten a girl?
997
00:45:49,703 --> 00:45:51,770
We don't get...
Why are your pants on?
998
00:45:51,772 --> 00:45:53,772
Dude, what are you saying right now?
Whoa.
999
00:45:53,774 --> 00:45:55,440
Dude, where did this
one come out of?
1000
00:45:55,442 --> 00:45:56,708
Hi.
1001
00:45:56,710 --> 00:45:58,010
Hello.
What's your name?
1002
00:45:58,012 --> 00:46:00,646
My name is Dr. Cameron Townes.
1003
00:46:00,648 --> 00:46:03,315
Dr. Cameron Townes.
1004
00:46:03,317 --> 00:46:06,451
Dr. Cameron Townes looks
like he needs a drink.
1005
00:46:06,453 --> 00:46:07,853
He does and he has a drink here...
1006
00:46:07,855 --> 00:46:09,555
Hey.
1007
00:46:09,557 --> 00:46:11,557
Enough stuff, pass, Cam.
1008
00:46:11,559 --> 00:46:13,625
You'll get yours in a minute.
1009
00:46:13,627 --> 00:46:14,993
Cam, please, lookit.
1010
00:46:14,995 --> 00:46:16,595
Hmm.
Hey.
1011
00:46:16,597 --> 00:46:18,630
I'm done.
Yeah, you'll get your... hey, get yours.
1012
00:46:18,632 --> 00:46:20,999
Drink up.
It's on Daddy Townes.
1013
00:46:21,001 --> 00:46:23,602
So, Dr. Townes, hello.
1014
00:46:23,604 --> 00:46:26,338
Yes, mam, Dr. Blonde.
1015
00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:27,406
Sam.
1016
00:46:27,408 --> 00:46:29,675
Sam, sexy.
What would you like to do?
1017
00:46:29,677 --> 00:46:31,610
Do you want to go
upstairs and talk?
1018
00:46:31,612 --> 00:46:35,314
If by talk you mean fuck, then yes.
1019
00:46:35,316 --> 00:46:38,750
Okay, then that is
what we should do.
1020
00:46:38,752 --> 00:46:40,953
All right, I'm comin'.
Come on.
1021
00:46:40,955 --> 00:46:42,754
Let's go.
Cam, be safe, man.
1022
00:46:42,756 --> 00:46:44,957
Hey, Tommy Kay, be a man.
1023
00:46:44,959 --> 00:46:47,192
Watch your step, please.
Grow some balls.
1024
00:46:47,194 --> 00:46:49,494
Dude, I don't pay for pussy.
1025
00:46:49,496 --> 00:46:51,797
Watch your step.
1026
00:46:55,235 --> 00:46:57,603
This place is crazy.
1027
00:46:57,605 --> 00:47:02,341
There's like 30 rooms...
All for you.
1028
00:47:02,343 --> 00:47:04,443
Don't you love it?
Perfect, it's all for me.
1029
00:47:37,944 --> 00:47:39,278
Close your eyes.
1030
00:47:40,313 --> 00:47:42,080
All right.
On my way.
1031
00:47:42,082 --> 00:47:43,348
Huh?
1032
00:47:43,350 --> 00:47:45,317
Hey!
1033
00:47:45,319 --> 00:47:47,686
Come on, funny, open the door.
1034
00:48:05,371 --> 00:48:07,572
So, you had some fun
for yourself earlier.
1035
00:48:07,574 --> 00:48:08,774
I'm tryin' to.
1036
00:48:09,943 --> 00:48:11,043
How you feelin'?
1037
00:48:11,045 --> 00:48:12,544
I'm feelin' good.
Yeah?
1038
00:48:14,380 --> 00:48:15,847
A little drunk, maybe?
1039
00:48:19,786 --> 00:48:21,320
Don't I know you from somewhere?
1040
00:48:21,322 --> 00:48:23,088
I don't know, maybe.
1041
00:48:25,858 --> 00:48:28,794
Where do you think
you know me from?
1042
00:48:28,796 --> 00:48:31,396
No, not sure?
1043
00:48:31,398 --> 00:48:33,031
So, a little sleepy?
1044
00:48:34,868 --> 00:48:37,035
Yeah?
1045
00:48:37,037 --> 00:48:39,404
You wanna lay down?
1046
00:52:55,861 --> 00:52:57,095
That set's cool.
1047
00:52:57,097 --> 00:52:59,197
You like my outfit, baby?
1048
00:52:59,199 --> 00:53:00,298
Uh-huh.
1049
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:02,033
Are you ready for this?
1050
00:53:02,035 --> 00:53:03,468
I was born ready for this.
1051
00:53:03,470 --> 00:53:05,503
Yeah, are you sure?
Yeah.
1052
00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:35,467
Hello?
1053
00:53:38,838 --> 00:53:40,605
Luke?
1054
00:53:45,044 --> 00:53:47,078
Graham?
1055
00:53:54,353 --> 00:53:57,322
Hello, this isn't funny, guys.
1056
00:53:57,324 --> 00:53:58,923
Hah.
1057
00:54:02,194 --> 00:54:04,129
Tommy!
1058
00:54:06,599 --> 00:54:08,900
What the fuck is this?
1059
00:54:23,382 --> 00:54:24,683
Tommy?
1060
00:54:25,985 --> 00:54:28,586
Yo, what is this?
1061
00:54:28,588 --> 00:54:30,188
Untie me.
1062
00:54:33,225 --> 00:54:34,993
You know, we paid you
good money for this.
1063
00:54:34,995 --> 00:54:36,961
What is this?
1064
00:54:43,703 --> 00:54:45,236
What are you doing?
1065
00:54:46,706 --> 00:54:48,239
Stop.
1066
00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:51,276
Help!
1067
00:54:51,278 --> 00:54:53,311
Somebody!...
Where are my friends?
1068
00:54:53,313 --> 00:54:56,047
Where are my friends?
Luke!
1069
00:54:56,049 --> 00:54:57,949
What are you doing, dude?
1070
00:54:57,951 --> 00:54:59,684
Stop it, please stop.
1071
00:55:02,455 --> 00:55:04,189
Help!
1072
00:55:08,427 --> 00:55:10,562
Graham!
Where are my friends?
1073
00:55:10,564 --> 00:55:11,896
Where are my friends?
1074
00:55:11,898 --> 00:55:13,231
What are you doing?
1075
00:55:13,233 --> 00:55:15,266
No, hey, what are you...
hey, don't do that.
1076
00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:17,001
Don't do that, don't do it.
1077
00:55:17,003 --> 00:55:18,269
Help!
1078
00:55:18,271 --> 00:55:20,105
Don't... what are you
doing with that?
1079
00:55:20,107 --> 00:55:22,507
Stop.
1080
00:55:24,478 --> 00:55:26,311
Stop, please just...
1081
00:55:30,983 --> 00:55:32,250
Hey, guys.
1082
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:36,688
Okay.
1083
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:13,151
Holy shit!
1084
00:57:13,153 --> 00:57:15,119
What the fuck, man!
1085
00:58:10,409 --> 00:58:12,877
God.
1086
00:58:12,879 --> 00:58:16,214
Come on, get me, no, get me out...
1087
00:58:16,216 --> 00:58:20,285
Luke, Graham!
1088
00:58:20,287 --> 00:58:21,886
For fucking sake.
1089
00:58:21,888 --> 00:58:24,088
Get the fuck off me!
1090
00:58:24,090 --> 00:58:26,791
Luke!
1091
00:58:26,793 --> 00:58:29,727
Okay, please, okay, please,
I wanna go.
1092
00:58:32,832 --> 00:58:34,599
Please, I'll give you
anything you want.
1093
00:58:37,970 --> 00:58:39,537
Come on, please.
1094
00:58:48,113 --> 00:58:51,349
Way that's gonna lead us
to the scene of the crime.
1095
00:58:51,351 --> 00:58:54,852
How does it feel to have
the camera in your face?
1096
00:58:54,854 --> 00:58:56,354
Actually feels pretty good.
1097
00:58:56,356 --> 00:58:58,222
Okay, so tell me
what's... oh, shit.
1098
00:58:58,224 --> 00:59:00,058
Oh, my God, oh.
1099
00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:02,026
Oh, Graham, what the fuck?
1100
00:59:02,028 --> 00:59:03,628
Graham cracker, oh!
1101
00:59:03,630 --> 00:59:07,398
Dude, I missed it, you gotta do it again.
Just do it for the documentary.
1102
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,766
Okay, are you jealous?
1103
00:59:08,768 --> 00:59:11,069
Because I just got the
most amazing footage.
1104
00:59:11,071 --> 00:59:12,770
No, actually I have a good idea
1105
00:59:12,772 --> 00:59:16,140
because now we can get some tag
team double footage, you know?
1106
00:59:16,142 --> 00:59:18,376
Two different angles.
Two different angles.
1107
00:59:18,378 --> 00:59:19,377
Dude.
Fuck.
1108
00:59:19,379 --> 00:59:22,080
But I'm gonna need your camera.
You all right, buddy?
1109
00:59:22,082 --> 00:59:23,982
Uh, yeah, I think I...
1110
00:59:23,984 --> 00:59:25,450
Hey, you think you can do it again?
1111
00:59:25,452 --> 00:59:27,185
My coccyx.
Think you can do it again?
1112
00:59:27,187 --> 00:59:29,120
Let's go take some shots.
1113
00:59:38,364 --> 00:59:39,631
Do it.
1114
00:59:42,801 --> 00:59:44,402
You can fucking dance, dude.
1115
00:59:44,404 --> 00:59:46,070
I didn't know this guy could dance.
1116
00:59:46,072 --> 00:59:48,139
I'm very limber for my size.
1117
00:59:48,141 --> 00:59:50,541
What do you mean,
for like a midget?
1118
00:59:50,543 --> 00:59:52,010
Now I'm just tired.
1119
00:59:52,012 --> 00:59:53,778
Speaking of midgets.
1120
00:59:55,214 --> 00:59:57,081
Hey, Capri?
1121
00:59:57,083 --> 00:59:58,683
Welcome to Luke cam.
1122
00:59:58,685 --> 01:00:01,052
Why don't you tell the
millions of viewers
1123
01:00:01,054 --> 01:00:03,054
what you're getting ready to do.
1124
01:00:03,056 --> 01:00:04,389
How you're about to ditch me
1125
01:00:04,391 --> 01:00:05,890
for that douche bag
boyfriend of yours
1126
01:00:05,892 --> 01:00:07,959
after we've been running around
on him for the past year.
1127
01:00:07,961 --> 01:00:09,193
Luke, it was one time.
1128
01:00:09,195 --> 01:00:10,962
Well, one time...
one time at my house,
1129
01:00:10,964 --> 01:00:12,463
one time on the fourth of July,
1130
01:00:12,465 --> 01:00:15,533
one time at your grandma's
banquet, one time...
1131
01:00:15,535 --> 01:00:16,901
Why are you doing this right now?
1132
01:00:16,903 --> 01:00:19,137
What do you mean, why am I doing this?
Because I want to be with you.
1133
01:00:19,139 --> 01:00:21,472
Look, Jake is my
boyfriend, you're not.
1134
01:00:21,474 --> 01:00:23,474
You can't fuck around with
somebody for a year, Capri
1135
01:00:23,476 --> 01:00:26,978
and just expect him
to forget about it.
1136
01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:28,913
Have fun.
Thanks, you too.
1137
01:00:30,716 --> 01:00:33,317
Hey, it's Jake...
you guys be nice.
1138
01:00:35,721 --> 01:00:37,855
Booo.
Hey, baby.
1139
01:00:37,857 --> 01:00:39,290
Daddy's home.
1140
01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:42,393
Daddy, world dud.
1141
01:00:42,395 --> 01:00:44,829
What the fuck is this?
Get this out of my face.
1142
01:00:44,831 --> 01:00:46,431
We talked about this.
1143
01:00:46,433 --> 01:00:47,965
Uh, I don't think so.
1144
01:00:47,967 --> 01:00:48,966
Hey, dudes.
1145
01:00:48,968 --> 01:00:52,336
There gonna be no documentary shit.
1146
01:00:52,338 --> 01:00:54,138
Ahhh!
1147
01:00:59,478 --> 01:01:01,212
Get wasted!
1148
01:01:01,214 --> 01:01:02,480
Woof!
1149
01:01:09,722 --> 01:01:11,055
All right, all right.
1150
01:01:16,962 --> 01:01:19,897
Yeah, I'm kind of in the
middle of a game right now.
1151
01:01:19,899 --> 01:01:21,165
Give me the ball, man.
1152
01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:23,701
Please.
1153
01:01:23,703 --> 01:01:25,269
I'll be over there in a second.
1154
01:01:25,271 --> 01:01:26,337
Come on.
1155
01:01:26,339 --> 01:01:27,772
There it goes, this one's going in.
1156
01:01:27,774 --> 01:01:29,607
No way, come on, come on.
Watch this shit.
1157
01:01:33,278 --> 01:01:35,546
So, so much for our weekend
together in Vegas.
1158
01:01:38,016 --> 01:01:40,017
So, Salter, did it ever get lonely
1159
01:01:40,019 --> 01:01:41,953
out there on the battlefield?
1160
01:01:41,955 --> 01:01:44,789
I mean, it wasn't so bad...
there were girls.
1161
01:01:44,791 --> 01:01:46,324
Jake said there were no girls.
1162
01:01:46,326 --> 01:01:49,827
I mean, there weren't any in the corps,
you know, but there were... locals.
1163
01:01:49,829 --> 01:01:51,729
If you're willing to pay.
1164
01:01:51,731 --> 01:01:53,631
And I'm sure you were, right?
1165
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:58,636
Six months is a long time
without the touch of a woman.
1166
01:01:58,638 --> 01:02:00,304
So, yeah.
1167
01:02:00,306 --> 01:02:02,306
Did Jake ever get that desperate?
1168
01:02:05,377 --> 01:02:07,044
How the hell am I supposed to know?
1169
01:02:07,046 --> 01:02:08,806
I wasn't watching him
every minute, you know?
1170
01:02:09,948 --> 01:02:12,283
What the fuck, man?
What up, bro?
1171
01:02:12,285 --> 01:02:13,551
Who's buyin' the next drinks?
1172
01:02:13,553 --> 01:02:15,787
I'll do it, I'll do it.
1173
01:02:15,789 --> 01:02:18,790
Jake, did you ever pay for a hooker?
What?
1174
01:02:18,792 --> 01:02:19,991
I don't fucking know,
I don't wanna know.
1175
01:02:19,993 --> 01:02:21,125
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1176
01:02:21,127 --> 01:02:22,426
What's that, what is that?
1177
01:02:22,428 --> 01:02:24,629
Did you pay for a hooker?
1178
01:02:24,631 --> 01:02:26,030
I never paid for no hooker.
1179
01:02:26,032 --> 01:02:27,732
Yeah, I have no idea
what's going on, dude.
1180
01:02:27,734 --> 01:02:29,700
She's asking questions about
hookers and stuff like that.
1181
01:02:29,702 --> 01:02:32,036
I have no idea.
Did you ever pay for a hooker?
1182
01:02:32,038 --> 01:02:34,038
It's crazy.
1183
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:35,373
What's goin' on?
1184
01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:37,809
Dude, hey, can you please just
get that shit out of my face?
1185
01:02:37,811 --> 01:02:38,976
Come on, man.
1186
01:02:42,047 --> 01:02:43,581
Happens.
1187
01:02:59,932 --> 01:03:02,133
Paid some whore.
1188
01:03:02,135 --> 01:03:03,568
What does that even mean?
1189
01:03:03,570 --> 01:03:05,970
You listen to one of my
drunk-ass friends?
1190
01:03:05,972 --> 01:03:09,907
And so I'm automatically accused
of fucking a prostitute?
1191
01:03:09,909 --> 01:03:12,176
Come on!
Why didn't you tell me you did it then?
1192
01:03:12,178 --> 01:03:13,411
What does it matter,
you're, you're...
1193
01:03:13,413 --> 01:03:16,080
You couldn't answer. You couldn't
even answer that question!
1194
01:03:16,082 --> 01:03:18,282
Did you? Did you?
1195
01:03:18,284 --> 01:03:21,319
Does it even fuckin' matter?
Yes, it matters!
1196
01:03:21,321 --> 01:03:23,120
Really?
Tell me, tell me the truth.
1197
01:03:23,122 --> 01:03:24,822
Right now, did you?
1198
01:03:39,338 --> 01:03:41,205
Surprise!
1199
01:03:42,407 --> 01:03:43,774
Hello?
1200
01:03:44,810 --> 01:03:46,210
You guys.
1201
01:03:47,646 --> 01:03:49,680
Hello, where are you?
1202
01:03:52,017 --> 01:03:53,384
Hello?
1203
01:04:01,661 --> 01:04:04,262
At the tone, please
record your message.
1204
01:04:05,598 --> 01:04:08,232
Hey, Luke, it's me.
1205
01:04:08,234 --> 01:04:10,701
Things didn't work out
with Jake and I, so,
1206
01:04:10,703 --> 01:04:13,271
just, I wanna know
where you are... call me.
1207
01:04:37,596 --> 01:04:39,463
Paradise.
1208
01:04:44,136 --> 01:04:46,270
Oh, my gosh.
1209
01:04:48,607 --> 01:04:50,908
Really?
1210
01:04:50,910 --> 01:04:52,910
Please tell me you guys
are not at a whore house.
1211
01:04:52,912 --> 01:04:54,578
Oh, my gosh.
1212
01:04:58,016 --> 01:04:59,951
I think I may have
lost my best friend.
1213
01:04:59,953 --> 01:05:02,787
And for Jake, who turned out to be
1214
01:05:02,789 --> 01:05:05,723
a complete fucking asshole.
1215
01:05:05,725 --> 01:05:08,459
And now I'm gonna go find my
friends at a whore house.
1216
01:05:08,461 --> 01:05:11,028
This is definitely not the
night that I imagined.
1217
01:05:49,167 --> 01:05:51,268
Hi, honey.
1218
01:05:51,270 --> 01:05:52,269
Hi.
1219
01:05:52,271 --> 01:05:53,471
How are you?
1220
01:05:53,473 --> 01:05:55,573
Is this Paradise?
Yes, it is.
1221
01:05:55,575 --> 01:05:57,508
How can I help you?
1222
01:05:57,510 --> 01:06:00,111
I'm just looking for
some of my friends.
1223
01:06:00,113 --> 01:06:02,713
Oh, let's see, four guys?
1224
01:06:02,715 --> 01:06:04,949
Four young guys wanting
to have a good time?
1225
01:06:04,951 --> 01:06:06,550
Yeah, were they here?
1226
01:06:06,552 --> 01:06:08,986
Yeah, they're here,
they're upstairs.
1227
01:06:08,988 --> 01:06:10,621
Do you need anything?
1228
01:06:10,623 --> 01:06:12,723
No, I just wanna find them, yeah.
1229
01:06:12,725 --> 01:06:16,627
Well, if you go right up
the stairs and to the left
1230
01:06:16,629 --> 01:06:19,697
they'll be there waiting
for you... go have some fun.
1231
01:06:19,699 --> 01:06:22,533
Waiting for me?
So, I can just walk up there?
1232
01:06:22,535 --> 01:06:24,769
Yeah, just go right up there.
It's fine, are you sure?
1233
01:06:24,771 --> 01:06:27,104
I'm positive.
1234
01:06:35,313 --> 01:06:37,848
My boyfriend had sex with hookers.
1235
01:06:40,452 --> 01:06:43,721
And my friends are
having sex with hookers.
1236
01:06:45,323 --> 01:06:47,158
I've never actually met a hooker.
1237
01:06:59,938 --> 01:07:02,206
I knew that bitch was lying.
1238
01:07:13,251 --> 01:07:15,152
Come on out, guys.
1239
01:07:15,154 --> 01:07:16,487
Playtime is over.
1240
01:07:23,528 --> 01:07:25,329
Luke?
1241
01:07:29,868 --> 01:07:31,669
Hello.
1242
01:07:33,839 --> 01:07:35,639
Tommy Kay?
1243
01:07:37,576 --> 01:07:39,944
Guys, where are you?
1244
01:07:42,681 --> 01:07:45,683
Guys, come on... where are you?
1245
01:07:50,655 --> 01:07:52,323
Hello.
1246
01:08:13,678 --> 01:08:15,746
Cam... Cam...
1247
01:08:34,132 --> 01:08:36,534
Oh, my God.
1248
01:08:45,044 --> 01:08:46,210
Wait!
1249
01:08:52,251 --> 01:08:54,552
Somebody help me!
1250
01:08:56,388 --> 01:08:58,689
Somebody help me!
1251
01:09:43,970 --> 01:09:45,803
Hello?
1252
01:09:47,606 --> 01:09:49,273
Luke.
1253
01:09:51,676 --> 01:09:53,677
Luke! Luke!
1254
01:10:16,668 --> 01:10:18,402
Luke! Luke!
1255
01:10:24,276 --> 01:10:27,444
Oh, my God, Luke,
we gotta get you...
1256
01:10:27,446 --> 01:10:30,414
We have to get you outta
here, where's Graham?
1257
01:10:30,416 --> 01:10:31,882
We can run, get somebody.
1258
01:10:31,884 --> 01:10:33,350
Just hold on, okay?
1259
01:10:33,352 --> 01:10:35,886
Hold on, hold on to me.
1260
01:10:46,364 --> 01:10:47,931
Get up, please.
1261
01:11:01,613 --> 01:11:03,547
We gotta get Graham.
1262
01:11:08,386 --> 01:11:09,586
Graham.
1263
01:11:10,889 --> 01:11:12,156
Graham.
1264
01:11:16,961 --> 01:11:19,363
What did they do to him!
1265
01:11:23,768 --> 01:11:25,703
We have to go now.
1266
01:11:25,705 --> 01:11:27,404
Graham is gone.
1267
01:11:27,406 --> 01:11:29,907
Go, go!
1268
01:11:33,411 --> 01:11:35,879
Please just come on, Luke.
1269
01:11:35,881 --> 01:11:37,114
We have to go.
1270
01:11:37,116 --> 01:11:39,550
We have to go, Luke, we have to go.
1271
01:11:41,553 --> 01:11:43,587
Get up, get up, get up.
1272
01:11:52,397 --> 01:11:54,698
Please, please.
1273
01:12:06,177 --> 01:12:08,679
Luke, Luke.
1274
01:12:13,451 --> 01:12:15,285
Leave me!
1275
01:12:15,287 --> 01:12:16,887
Go!
1276
01:12:32,270 --> 01:12:35,172
Just go, just go.
1277
01:15:11,763 --> 01:15:14,231
Help, please, please.
1278
01:15:19,137 --> 01:15:20,203
We're almost out.
1279
01:15:51,736 --> 01:15:53,770
No, Capri!
1280
01:15:55,173 --> 01:15:56,773
Fucking!
1281
01:15:56,775 --> 01:15:58,742
I'm gonna kill you!
1282
01:16:29,307 --> 01:16:34,211
My friend, you have seen this
incident based on sworn testimony.
1283
01:16:34,213 --> 01:16:37,514
Can you prove that
it didn't happen?
1284
01:16:37,516 --> 01:16:41,918
Perhaps on your way home, someone
will pass you in the dark.
1285
01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:44,054
And you will never know it!
1286
01:16:44,056 --> 01:16:47,324
For they will be from outer space.
1287
01:16:47,326 --> 01:16:51,995
Many scientists believe that another
world is watching us this moment.
1288
01:16:51,997 --> 01:16:54,798
We once laughed at the
horseless carriage,
1289
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,367
the airplane, the telephone,
1290
01:16:57,369 --> 01:16:58,769
the electric light,
1291
01:16:58,771 --> 01:17:02,506
vitamins, radio, and
even television.
1292
01:17:02,508 --> 01:17:05,409
And now some of us
laugh at outer space.
1293
01:17:10,448 --> 01:17:13,750
God help us in the future.
1294
01:18:30,061 --> 01:18:33,463
Only moments ago, after five
long weeks of searching,
1295
01:18:33,465 --> 01:18:36,333
Capri Johnson was discovered
just a few feet from here
1296
01:18:36,335 --> 01:18:39,236
on this deserted road, just
outside of Reno, Nevada.
1297
01:18:39,238 --> 01:18:40,704
Thanks to an anonymous tip,
1298
01:18:40,706 --> 01:18:42,572
Channel 11 was first on the scene.
1299
01:18:42,574 --> 01:18:44,808
I must warn you, the footage
you are about to see
1300
01:18:44,810 --> 01:18:46,643
is extremely disturbing.
1301
01:18:46,645 --> 01:18:48,912
Sensitive viewers may
not want to watch.91479
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