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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,832 --> 00:01:19,870 This had better not be a stag film. 2 00:01:24,631 --> 00:01:28,499 What's in this movie? - I wanted to watch it ahead of time. 3 00:01:28,635 --> 00:01:32,549 But he said it'd spoil the emotional impact. A real show man, that one! 4 00:01:32,681 --> 00:01:36,595 You haven't seen it? You're the principal We're showin' it in your school. 5 00:01:36,727 --> 00:01:40,641 What if he is some kind of huckster? - Oh, no, no Mr. Mayor. 6 00:01:40,772 --> 00:01:45,016 This guy's on the up and up. He works with some federal agency. 7 00:01:45,152 --> 00:01:48,110 Federal ? I guess it's okay, then. 8 00:01:48,572 --> 00:01:51,405 Exactly what I thought. 9 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:01,616 Maree... 10 00:02:03,545 --> 00:02:06,128 Maree -jew -wanna. 11 00:02:07,341 --> 00:02:09,878 Maree -jew... jew ? 12 00:02:11,345 --> 00:02:13,086 Maree... 13 00:02:14,389 --> 00:02:18,678 Excuse me. Do you know how to say this ? I don't speak Mexican. 14 00:02:31,573 --> 00:02:34,406 Good evening. - Good evening. 15 00:02:44,336 --> 00:02:47,670 I want to thank you all for braving the weather and coming out tonight 16 00:02:51,009 --> 00:02:54,877 Over the years your Benjamin Harrison High School 17 00:02:55,055 --> 00:02:58,389 has hosted numerous functions, Graduations, for example, 18 00:02:59,184 --> 00:03:01,391 Your annual Christmas pageants 19 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:05,388 The Drama Club's recent and so I'm told, highly lauded presentation 20 00:03:05,565 --> 00:03:09,399 of Green Grow the Lilacs. 21 00:03:17,911 --> 00:03:21,825 But no purpose this room has ever served is more important 22 00:03:21,957 --> 00:03:25,871 than that which brings myself and my able assistant Mr. Blumsack 23 00:03:26,002 --> 00:03:28,835 to your community tonight. 24 00:03:29,589 --> 00:03:34,129 I assume worthy parents like yourselves have photos of your kids in your wallets. 25 00:03:34,553 --> 00:03:37,136 Right ? 26 00:03:37,305 --> 00:03:40,218 Could you take them out and look at them ? 27 00:03:49,234 --> 00:03:52,192 Fine looking young lad. 28 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,648 My, she's the spitting image, isn't she? 29 00:03:58,243 --> 00:04:01,201 You all looking carefully? Good. 30 00:04:02,205 --> 00:04:06,449 For those pictured before you could be the targets of a deadly assassin! 31 00:04:08,503 --> 00:04:10,369 An assassin of youth! 32 00:04:10,505 --> 00:04:15,625 A new drug menace, destroying our children in alarmingly increasing numbers. 33 00:04:16,470 --> 00:04:21,431 Marijuana, is that drug ! A violent narcotic, 34 00:04:21,516 --> 00:04:24,053 An unspeakable scourge. 35 00:04:24,186 --> 00:04:27,520 The real public enemy number one. 36 00:04:30,567 --> 00:04:35,528 CREEPING LIKE A COMMUNIST, IT'S KNOCKING AT OUR DOORS! 37 00:04:35,906 --> 00:04:40,776 TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES! 38 00:04:41,119 --> 00:04:43,235 VORACIOUSLY DEVOURING 39 00:04:43,872 --> 00:04:46,204 THE WAY THINGS ARE TODAY 40 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:52,078 SAVAGELY DEFLOWERING THAT GOOD OLD U.S.A. 41 00:04:52,547 --> 00:04:54,163 IT'S... 42 00:04:54,382 --> 00:04:56,123 REEFER MADNESS, 43 00:04:56,384 --> 00:04:58,751 REEFER MADNESS! 44 00:05:02,808 --> 00:05:07,348 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS! 45 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:10,350 OH SO MAD! 46 00:05:10,732 --> 00:05:11,938 SEE THE KIDS, 47 00:05:12,484 --> 00:05:13,895 PRECIOUS KIDS, 48 00:05:14,528 --> 00:05:19,614 YES, THEIR HEADS ARE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK 49 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:25,403 CAN'T IGNORE ANYMORE IT COULD BE YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER, 50 00:05:25,497 --> 00:05:29,206 WITH A DEADLY STICK OF REEFER IN THE HAND! 51 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:33,877 HEADING STRAIGHT FOR... - REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS! 52 00:05:34,172 --> 00:05:36,504 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS! 53 00:05:36,675 --> 00:05:38,757 SAVE OUR KIDS! 54 00:05:39,010 --> 00:05:43,254 STEALTHY AS A SOCIALIST... IT SLITHERS UP OUR SHORES. 55 00:05:43,849 --> 00:05:48,434 TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES. 56 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:53,014 THIS SMOKING BOWL OF EVIL, THIS SMOKING BOWL OF EVIL 57 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:58,774 IT BURROWS LIKE AWEEVIL UNDER TENDER CHRISTIAN SKIN! YES! 58 00:05:58,864 --> 00:06:03,233 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS! 59 00:06:03,410 --> 00:06:05,617 OH SO MAD! 60 00:06:05,871 --> 00:06:08,533 PULL THE WOOL! FROM YOUR EYES! 61 00:06:09,457 --> 00:06:12,074 WE'RE IN NEED OF RIGHTEOUS SOLDIERS FOR THIS MERRYWONDER 62 00:06:12,168 --> 00:06:14,159 HAS TO BE DESTROYED! 63 00:06:16,631 --> 00:06:20,124 FIGHT THE URGE OF THE SCOURGE, DESTRUCTIVE BUT SEDUCTIVE! 64 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:24,549 SO SOME DRASTIC MEASURES HAVE TO BE DEPLOYED. 65 00:06:24,681 --> 00:06:28,345 PUT AN END TO... REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. 66 00:06:29,102 --> 00:06:33,437 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. OH SO MAD! 67 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:38,105 DEADLY AS THE DEMOCRATS, THAT EMPTY OUT OUR STORES! 68 00:06:38,236 --> 00:06:42,946 TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES! 69 00:06:43,241 --> 00:06:47,610 TEENAGERS ACROSS THE LAND, ARE GLUED AND OVER-SEXED. 70 00:06:48,204 --> 00:06:52,323 IF YOU FAIL TO DRAW THE LINE, YOU'RE BABIES WILL BE NEXT! 71 00:06:52,918 --> 00:06:57,754 REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. 72 00:06:58,006 --> 00:07:00,418 OH SO MAD! 73 00:07:00,508 --> 00:07:05,093 TELL YOUR CHILDREN! REEFER MADNESS. FIGHT THE MENACE!REEFER MADNESS. 74 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:10,049 KILL THE DEVIL! REEFER MADNESS. SAVE THE COUNTRY! REEFER MADNESS. 75 00:07:10,185 --> 00:07:15,180 MADNESS, MADNESS, MADNESS, MADNESS, REEFER'S MADE US CRAZY 76 00:07:16,399 --> 00:07:20,768 BARKING - MAD! 77 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:27,441 Some of you may think I'm overreacting. - I'll say! I think 78 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:31,445 You've come to the wrong town, pal. - That thing isn't a problem around here 79 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:35,950 you don't know our kids! You'd be surprised how often I hear that. 80 00:07:36,836 --> 00:07:40,704 What makes this particular drug so dangerous, is that there are 81 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:44,208 No forbidden needles or snorting powders ? 82 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:48,383 Children smoke a reefer stick! 83 00:07:48,515 --> 00:07:53,134 Thinking it to be an ordinay, perfectly harmless cigarette. 84 00:07:53,228 --> 00:07:56,266 The kind we all enjoyed as teenagers. 85 00:07:56,731 --> 00:08:00,599 And before you can say Jack Robinson, they are enslaved! 86 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:06,237 But don't take myword for it, 87 00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:11,031 hear the shocking, sordid facts, and judge for yourselves. 88 00:08:11,788 --> 00:08:14,655 The filmed presentation you're about to witness, 89 00:08:14,791 --> 00:08:17,624 chronicles, The Harper affair. 90 00:08:17,794 --> 00:08:21,662 A true stoy ,exhaustively documented in the fine newspapers of 91 00:08:21,798 --> 00:08:25,166 Mr. William Randolph Hearst 92 00:08:26,177 --> 00:08:29,215 A true stoy, that took place in a tow 93 00:08:30,181 --> 00:08:33,014 vey much like your own. 94 00:08:34,728 --> 00:08:39,598 Meet Jimmy Harper, a young lad of some sixteen summers. 95 00:08:40,066 --> 00:08:44,481 Well mannered, hardworking, an all around credit to the community. 96 00:08:47,198 --> 00:08:50,236 Right now, Jimmy's hurying to school, 97 00:08:51,244 --> 00:08:54,612 Hoping to run into a vey special young lady, Mary Lane. 98 00:09:00,545 --> 00:09:04,459 Mary was a healthy young miss of good American breeding stock. 99 00:09:04,549 --> 00:09:07,507 God fearing, civic minded and vey much in love. 100 00:09:22,025 --> 00:09:25,063 Just a harmless old turtle. See? 101 00:09:27,906 --> 00:09:30,273 Off you go. I thought it was a rat. 102 00:09:30,408 --> 00:09:34,367 Mary I cary your books? Yes, Mary and Jimmywere destined , 103 00:09:34,496 --> 00:09:37,454 to share a love that would last a lifetime. 104 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:44,212 Tragically, it would be the brief lifetime of a fruit fly. 105 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:52,424 It's sweet of you to help rne study Romeo and Juliet. 106 00:09:52,555 --> 00:09:56,344 Without your help, come exam time, I would've been on a trip for biscuits! 107 00:09:56,476 --> 00:09:59,218 Well it, it's my pleasure. Ah, where would you like to start? 108 00:09:59,354 --> 00:10:02,312 Probably the Pru-low-gwee. Pru-low-gwee. 109 00:10:02,774 --> 00:10:06,984 I think you mean prologue. I got that confused with Mon-tay-gwee. 110 00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:10,938 That's not even a real word. I looked it up in two dictionaries. 111 00:10:11,074 --> 00:10:15,033 Montague. It's Romeo's last name. You are so smart. 112 00:10:15,912 --> 00:10:19,280 My mother says you're a boy who's going places. 113 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:24,619 You talk about rne to your mother ? I talk about you to eveybody! 114 00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:33,298 Forsooth, fair Juliet. Wouldst thou likest yon hot chocolate? 115 00:10:33,513 --> 00:10:37,131 Wherever did you learn to speak like that? 116 00:10:37,308 --> 00:10:40,676 It's fancy talk. From Romeo and Juliet. 117 00:10:41,938 --> 00:10:46,933 'Cause, when a guy wants to, woo a girl, he needs you know, the right language. 118 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:50,026 Are you tying to woo me, Jimmy Harper? 119 00:10:53,575 --> 00:10:56,738 I NEED WORDS TO TELL YOU 'BOUT MY POUNDING HEART: 120 00:10:57,370 --> 00:11:00,158 FOUR DOLLAR WORDS THAT MAKE A GUY SOUND SMART. 121 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:04,033 WELL I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY INVENTED SHAKESPEARE 122 00:11:04,127 --> 00:11:08,496 HIS ARTICULATIONS OF A LOVER'S PALPITATIONS ARE SO KEEN. 123 00:11:10,884 --> 00:11:14,172 MY BOUNTY IS AS BOUNDLESS AS THE SEA! 124 00:11:14,345 --> 00:11:17,463 MY LOVE AS DEEP THE MORE I GIVE TO THEE. 125 00:11:17,557 --> 00:11:21,346 OH YOU SOUND SO DREAMY WHEN YOU TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! 126 00:11:21,436 --> 00:11:27,773 A BIG VOCABULARY SHOULD BE CUSTOMARY WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE... 127 00:11:28,026 --> 00:11:31,439 LA LA LA LA LA LA YOU'RE A SNOWY DOVE. 128 00:11:31,863 --> 00:11:34,776 LA LA LA PRODIGIOUS BIRTH OF LOVE. 129 00:11:34,866 --> 00:11:38,609 LA LA LA HIP HOORAY FOR SHAKESPEARE! 130 00:11:38,745 --> 00:11:42,158 SURE AS I AM BREATHING, YOU CAN MAKE 131 00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:45,408 ELIZABETHAN LANGUAGE FUN 132 00:11:49,255 --> 00:11:53,249 WE ARE JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET. WE'RE HAPPY, YOUNG, 133 00:11:53,343 --> 00:11:56,005 AND BUBBLING WITH LOVE. 134 00:11:56,221 --> 00:11:58,758 I CAN'T WAIT, TO READ THE ENDING! 135 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:03,183 I CAN'T EITHER! BUT I'M SURE, IT TURNS OUT REAL SWELL. 136 00:12:03,228 --> 00:12:08,974 I BET ROMEO, MARRIES HIS JULIET. 137 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:12,393 AND THEY HAVE A BABY. AND MAKES LOTS OF FRIENDS. 138 00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:17,273 THAT'S PROBABLY THE WAY THE PLAY ENDS. 139 00:12:20,036 --> 00:12:23,324 YOU DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES HOW TO BURN REAL BRIGHT. 140 00:12:23,706 --> 00:12:26,744 HANGING LIKE A JEWEL UPON THE CHEEK OF NIGHT. 141 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:30,498 HARK WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS HERE? 142 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:33,873 WILL BE FUTURE SPOUSES PUT A PLAGUE ON BOTH OUR HOUSES 143 00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:37,380 IF WE'RE WRONG. SHAKESPEARE! 144 00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:49,721 The sad truth is, 145 00:12:49,857 --> 00:12:53,725 That if our schools spent less time indoctrinating our children 146 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,109 in the works of, Bill Shakespeare, and focused instead on the work 147 00:12:58,241 --> 00:13:01,199 of a far superior author... 148 00:13:01,869 --> 00:13:05,237 things might have turned out differently. And the delicate heart 149 00:13:05,873 --> 00:13:08,740 ofyounglove might not have been stabbed. 150 00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:16,374 Stabbed, and pinned, to the shameful corkboard of, the reefer den! 151 00:13:37,238 --> 00:13:40,151 Come on, Mae! Get up off your duff! 152 00:13:40,283 --> 00:13:43,651 What time is it Jack? Time to give this place a goin' over. 153 00:13:44,287 --> 00:13:48,656 It looks like the Marines have landed. That bunch last night was high 154 00:13:51,753 --> 00:13:54,586 Party's over Sally. 155 00:13:56,382 --> 00:14:00,250 What a night. I was in more laps than a napkin. 156 00:14:02,305 --> 00:14:05,263 Great, now the damn baby's awake. 157 00:14:05,558 --> 00:14:08,141 Hold your water! 158 00:14:08,936 --> 00:14:13,772 Hold your water! 159 00:14:14,192 --> 00:14:17,025 Momma's coming. 160 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,572 Damn stairs. 161 00:14:32,335 --> 00:14:36,670 Look at all this weed! Pastures of plenty! 162 00:14:44,097 --> 00:14:48,887 Keep your ham-hooks off my product! Just checking for bugs! 163 00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:05,111 We need a better class of clientele. he's old enough to know what he's doing. 164 00:15:06,244 --> 00:15:10,738 Not like those kids you bring up here. Ah, stop squawking at me! 165 00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:14,248 You got more static than the radio. 166 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:18,829 I'll press bricks over to the Five & Dime Bring back a couple more kids. 167 00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:22,883 You got a problem with that? Well maybe I do! 168 00:15:32,895 --> 00:15:36,763 You better tune me in and get my signal right. 169 00:15:37,442 --> 00:15:40,400 Around here, I call the shots. 170 00:15:42,196 --> 00:15:43,778 Jack! 171 00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:46,823 Almost forgot. 172 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:50,653 Can't get through the morning without a little toot, can you? 173 00:15:56,502 --> 00:15:59,460 See you in the funny papers. 174 00:16:23,488 --> 00:16:25,946 I OUGHTA LEAVE HIM. 175 00:16:26,574 --> 00:16:29,692 BUT SOMETHING MAKES ME STAY. 176 00:16:30,661 --> 00:16:31,867 IT'S THE STUFF. 177 00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:37,782 I'D TRY TO KILL HIM, 178 00:16:38,836 --> 00:16:44,172 BUT MY GUY GIVES ME LOVE AND THE STUFF. 179 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,917 SOMETIMES HE'S ROUGH. 180 00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:50,758 HE THROWS ME DOWN THE STAIRS. 181 00:16:50,848 --> 00:16:53,761 BUT DEEP INSIDE HE CARES! 182 00:16:53,893 --> 00:16:56,976 HE BUYS ME LINGERIE. 183 00:16:59,023 --> 00:17:00,058 AND STUFF. 184 00:17:10,785 --> 00:17:12,275 I WAS A STUDENT. 185 00:17:12,745 --> 00:17:16,659 GOOD GRADES AND SO NAIVE. 186 00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:18,497 'TIL THE STUFF. 187 00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:24,872 A HANDSOME STRANGER, 188 00:17:25,424 --> 00:17:28,758 SOME EMPTY PROMISES, 189 00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:30,339 LOTSA STU FF. 190 00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:37,302 BUT I DON'T GET HOOKED. I'M NOT ADDICTED, NO! 191 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:43,641 I JUST ENJOY THE GLOW! I LIKE TO HAVE MY FUN! 192 00:17:43,818 --> 00:17:46,901 NO HARM TO ANYONE. 193 00:17:47,071 --> 00:17:50,530 THOUGH THE FUN SOMETIMES ESCAPES ME, 194 00:17:50,741 --> 00:17:55,201 WHEN JACKS GETS STONED AND RAPES ME! 195 00:18:01,002 --> 00:18:06,042 NOTHING NUMBS ME BETTER THAN 196 00:18:06,882 --> 00:18:12,048 THE STUFF. 197 00:18:12,471 --> 00:18:18,513 THAN THE STUFF. 198 00:18:26,944 --> 00:18:31,984 In the latest issue of Scientific American, the Federal Bureau of Narcotics tells us, 199 00:18:32,116 --> 00:18:35,484 that marijuana, posses an addictive power beyond 200 00:18:36,162 --> 00:18:38,995 even that of heroin, or cocaine. 201 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,448 Yes? 202 00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:44,918 Are you sure about your facts there ? No, no. Shh. Shh. 203 00:18:46,213 --> 00:18:49,171 Why do you ask, mister Kochinski. 204 00:18:50,426 --> 00:18:53,669 My wife's cousin had himself a problem with the heroin. 205 00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:58,219 And I'd done some readin', there's nothin' more addictive than that stuff. 206 00:18:58,309 --> 00:19:00,095 Kochinski. 207 00:19:02,396 --> 00:19:04,979 Russian name. 208 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,182 Isn't it? 209 00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:10,686 It's Polish. Actually, it's Polish. Of course. 210 00:19:11,906 --> 00:19:15,274 I certainly applaud your brave, unwillingness to believe something 211 00:19:15,951 --> 00:19:20,912 simply because it's printed in a magazine with the word "American" in the title. 212 00:19:21,207 --> 00:19:24,575 You stand as a shining examplen to your comrades. 213 00:19:25,461 --> 00:19:27,998 And the rest of us. 214 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:32,674 My wife , mighta mixed up the stoy. 215 00:19:33,177 --> 00:19:36,511 I think it was marijuana that her cousin was hooked on. 216 00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:40,389 It's bad, it's bad stuff. 217 00:19:41,268 --> 00:19:43,100 Bad stuff indeed. 218 00:19:43,187 --> 00:19:46,145 Would that it had been, mere heroin. 219 00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:53,104 For ladies and gentlemen, marijuana is an insidious master. 220 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:56,690 Seeking slaves not in the dark jungles of Africa 221 00:19:58,536 --> 00:20:02,530 But right here! In each of our 48 states. 222 00:20:09,255 --> 00:20:11,587 AFTER SCHOOL HAS LET OUT, WE JUST LIKE TO GET OUT TO THE PLACE 223 00:20:11,674 --> 00:20:13,665 WHERE JITTERBUGGIN'S ALWAYS IN STYLE. 224 00:20:14,009 --> 00:20:16,341 ATCHMO IS A-SINGIN', DORSEY IS A-SWINGIN' 225 00:20:16,429 --> 00:20:18,796 A SYNCOPATED WONDERLAND THAT BRINGS ON A SMILE. 226 00:20:19,056 --> 00:20:23,516 COME AND STRETCH YOUR DANCE ABILITIES, NOBODY IS FEELIN' ILL AT EASE. 227 00:20:23,686 --> 00:20:28,351 WHEN YOUR TOES ARE TAPPIN',ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME. 228 00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:30,773 DANCING, DANCING... 229 00:20:30,985 --> 00:20:35,479 RAUMATAU THAT ALWAYS HAS YOU SASHAYIN' 230 00:20:35,614 --> 00:20:38,356 BUY YOUR GAL SOME JUJUBES. 231 00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:42,866 SHE'LL BE SWOONIN', SPOONIN, DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME! 232 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,572 IF YOU'RE FEELIN' GLOOMY, GLIDE ON OVER TO ME. 233 00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:47,740 TRY Tl-IE FINEST CHERRY FIU IN ALL OF Tl-IE LAND. 234 00:20:50,504 --> 00:20:52,620 MY AFTER SCHOOL OASIS, GETS THE HOPELESS CASES, 235 00:20:52,798 --> 00:20:55,039 HOPPIN' AND A-BOPPIN' TO THE 5 & DIME BAND! 236 00:20:57,845 --> 00:21:02,260 YOU CAN BUYYOURSELF A PACK OF SMOKES. LAUGH AT ALL MY CORNY KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES. 237 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,841 GOTTA TAKE THE GANG OUT TO THE LOCAL HANGOUT, 238 00:21:04,935 --> 00:21:07,302 WHERE BENNY GOODMAN IS KING! 239 00:21:08,606 --> 00:21:11,849 You're gonna give her your school ring? And how. 240 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:16,440 Mary Lane is one slinky piece of homework. An E-flat Dillinger, 241 00:21:16,572 --> 00:21:21,282 a hop and a skip to Tasty Town. I would like a bite outta that tomato! 242 00:21:21,494 --> 00:21:24,452 Hands off, Mickey! I'm hep. 243 00:21:25,581 --> 00:21:26,616 HERE GOES NOTHIN'. 244 00:21:26,665 --> 00:21:28,702 DANCIN', DANCIN'. 245 00:21:29,168 --> 00:21:31,079 THEN ENJOY SOME FUNNY BOOKS! 246 00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:33,537 WE GET FRISKY, RISKY. 247 00:21:34,215 --> 00:21:35,922 COOL OFF WITH A MALTED MILK! 248 00:21:36,091 --> 00:21:41,586 WE'RE ALL BUMPIN', COME JUMP IN. DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME. 249 00:21:42,139 --> 00:21:46,007 Mray! I got something to ask you. Did you heard the announcement today? 250 00:21:46,143 --> 00:21:50,011 President Roosevelt is coming to town. my pop says he's a labor-appeasing, 251 00:21:50,105 --> 00:21:53,973 Supreme Court packing Bolshevik? I don't know about all that boy stuff. 252 00:21:54,151 --> 00:21:58,019 But there's gonna be a big dance contest in his honor! 253 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,774 And I want you to be my partner. Dance contest? Geez! I don't know. 254 00:22:02,827 --> 00:22:06,695 What's to know? I've been working on our routine. 255 00:22:15,256 --> 00:22:17,372 Feast your peepers on this! 256 00:22:17,508 --> 00:22:19,670 FEEL THE CRAZY RHYTHM IN YOUR FEET, 257 00:22:19,885 --> 00:22:22,297 BLUING BRIGHT AS NEON, MAYBE WE COULD BE ON 258 00:22:22,346 --> 00:22:24,713 MAJOR BOWES' AMATEUR HOUR! 259 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:29,434 What's the wait, Nate? I got two left feet 260 00:22:30,104 --> 00:22:32,892 If Mary sees rne dancin' I'll lose her. 261 00:22:33,023 --> 00:22:35,310 Mickey! I'm 262 00:22:35,442 --> 00:22:40,232 I have to change into my coveralls for 4-H club tonight. see you there! 263 00:22:43,409 --> 00:22:47,698 Hey kid! I'm Jack. I'm Jimmy. Pleased to meet you. 264 00:22:47,788 --> 00:22:52,783 SOMETIMES MEN WOULD COME TO CALL WHO STANK OF SIN AND BARBASOL. 265 00:22:53,002 --> 00:22:57,621 THEY'D ASK KIDS IF THEY FELT AT ALL LIKE HAVING THEMSELVES A FEW KICKS. 266 00:22:57,882 --> 00:23:00,715 Jimmy, as in Jimmy Cagney? 267 00:23:01,343 --> 00:23:03,880 Don't I wish. 268 00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:08,423 Girl trouble ? I gotjust the cure. 269 00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:13,053 What say you and I blow this Popsicle stand and find ourselves a real party? 270 00:23:13,147 --> 00:23:17,015 That's amully nice Mr. Jack but I'm meeting my girlfriend at 4-H club 271 00:23:17,151 --> 00:23:21,019 Come on, we'll have some laughs. Half hour, tops. 272 00:23:23,157 --> 00:23:25,740 Gee. I don't know. 273 00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:29,072 Suite yourself. 274 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,323 You're not the hep cat I took you for Cool. 275 00:25:13,267 --> 00:25:16,430 Wow! You sure shake a wicked calf! 276 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,434 Can you teach me how to dance like that ? Time I get through, you'll make 277 00:25:20,566 --> 00:25:24,651 Fred Astaire look like Barney Google. If you're sure it'll only be a half hour. 278 00:25:24,778 --> 00:25:27,816 Kid, that's a promise from me to you. 279 00:25:31,535 --> 00:25:33,572 DANCIN', DANCIN'. 280 00:25:33,871 --> 00:25:38,286 CHARLESTON 'TIL YOUR TOOTSIES ACHE. WE'LL BE GRINNIN', SPINNIN' 281 00:25:38,709 --> 00:25:43,124 ROMPIN' TO THE SAVOY STOMP. WE'RE RUG-CUTTIN', STRUTTIN' 282 00:25:43,505 --> 00:25:48,215 WE'RE RUG-CUTTIN', STRUTTIN' HERE DOWN AT THE OL' FIVE AND DIME! 283 00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:54,218 Do your children enjoy, jazz music? 284 00:25:55,476 --> 00:25:59,344 For I am here to tell you that, Cab Calloway, Dizzy Gillespie, 285 00:26:00,105 --> 00:26:04,019 Duke Ellington and the whole weed blowing, ginger colored lot, 286 00:26:04,109 --> 00:26:08,899 merely masquerading as musicians and are in fact agents of evil. 287 00:26:10,783 --> 00:26:14,651 Reefer slows down the smoker's sense of time. Allowing him 288 00:26:14,745 --> 00:26:17,237 to squeeze in unnecessay "grace notes," 289 00:26:17,372 --> 00:26:20,706 giving this voodoo music the power... To hypnotize white women into 290 00:26:21,376 --> 00:26:25,244 indulging in acts of unspeakable degradation. 291 00:26:26,465 --> 00:26:31,585 You will find this profane music, whereveryou find marijuana. 292 00:26:32,429 --> 00:26:36,297 Hear that? It's the national anthem of Sodom and Gomorrah. 293 00:26:36,433 --> 00:26:38,891 Faster, Sally, faster! 294 00:26:39,019 --> 00:26:41,556 Put it in me! 295 00:26:42,147 --> 00:26:45,185 Faster, Sally! Faster! Faster! 296 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,982 Ah! 297 00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:03,119 Oh! 298 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:13,634 Man, I'm starving. We got any eats? 299 00:27:31,864 --> 00:27:37,030 Eveybody take it on the heel! Get the lead outta your shorts! 300 00:27:37,452 --> 00:27:39,614 Damn cowbell! 301 00:27:39,705 --> 00:27:42,288 Damn baby 302 00:27:44,126 --> 00:27:46,163 Damn stuff! 303 00:28:05,522 --> 00:28:08,480 Come on in kid. Make yourself cozy. 304 00:28:10,527 --> 00:28:13,895 Who's that? Ralph. Used to be a college boy. 305 00:28:15,866 --> 00:28:18,858 Mae, this is Jimmy Harper. He's o-kay. 306 00:28:19,995 --> 00:28:24,239 Oh Jack, this kid can't be more than 15. Oh, 16, madam. 307 00:28:24,499 --> 00:28:28,367 The name's Mae. And a madam runs a different kind of house. 308 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:37,380 Shut up! 309 00:28:42,726 --> 00:28:45,263 Good baby. 310 00:28:57,074 --> 00:28:58,189 Say, 311 00:28:58,325 --> 00:29:00,191 Say, who's the new fish? Oh. 312 00:29:00,327 --> 00:29:03,445 I'm J_immy. 313 00:29:04,081 --> 00:29:08,166 Sally, why don't you and J_immy, get better acquainted. 314 00:29:10,796 --> 00:29:14,164 Give him the usual. If I can't turn him on, 315 00:29:14,758 --> 00:29:17,591 he ain't got switches. 316 00:29:21,348 --> 00:29:24,591 How tall are you anyway? five feet nine inches. 317 00:29:25,394 --> 00:29:28,762 Let's forget the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches. 318 00:29:36,989 --> 00:29:38,571 Whoopsie! 319 00:29:49,084 --> 00:29:52,452 No harm done. Hero. 320 00:29:58,135 --> 00:30:02,049 I want that Jimmy kid outta here. He's too young. I got hooked at that age 321 00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:05,514 and I'm not doin' it to anybody else. Do I have water in my ear 322 00:30:06,184 --> 00:30:10,428 or are you giving me guff? This is my house! And I say he goes! 323 00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:35,078 Is evemhing okay? Just fell. That's all. 324 00:30:39,926 --> 00:30:42,884 Let me light your cigarette for you 325 00:30:43,430 --> 00:30:46,673 This isn't a cigarette. It's a real smoke. 326 00:30:47,851 --> 00:30:50,809 Reefer. Let's share it. 327 00:30:51,438 --> 00:30:54,021 Oh, no I shouldn't. 328 00:30:54,107 --> 00:30:57,475 It's been great meetin' you folks but 329 00:30:58,070 --> 00:31:02,439 I oughta head over to 4-H club. I'm teaching how to make a potato clock. 330 00:31:03,617 --> 00:31:06,154 I didn't think you were such a moldy fig. 331 00:31:06,286 --> 00:31:09,119 Or maybe, you're scared. 332 00:31:09,706 --> 00:31:11,367 I'm not either! 333 00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:12,740 Prove it! 334 00:31:14,544 --> 00:31:18,458 COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY, SUCK IT DOWN FOR SALLY. 335 00:31:18,548 --> 00:31:20,664 COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY. 336 00:31:20,801 --> 00:31:25,216 Thank you Sally but I honestly don't think it's such a good idea. 337 00:31:25,889 --> 00:31:31,384 COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY SUCK IT DOWN FOR SALLY. 338 00:31:32,104 --> 00:31:35,972 I gotta get outta here. You got me all confused. . 339 00:31:37,192 --> 00:31:42,528 TAKE A TOKE OF TEA-STICK, TAKE A TOKE OF TEA-STICK, 340 00:31:42,697 --> 00:31:48,158 SMOKE IT YOU MAY CHOKE AT FIRST BUT THEN THE WORST IS OVER. 341 00:31:48,453 --> 00:31:53,573 DON'T BE A CHICKEN, DON'T BE A CHICKEN, 342 00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:57,285 DON'T JIMMY, DON'T DO IT! 343 00:31:57,421 --> 00:32:06,296 DON'T Cl-IA BE A FOOL! DON'T JIMMY, DON'T DO IT! 344 00:33:07,532 --> 00:33:10,445 SMOKE THE MARIJUANA 345 00:33:11,286 --> 00:33:14,574 SAIL THE SEA OF SIN 346 00:33:14,956 --> 00:33:17,869 REACH A HOT NIRVANA, 347 00:33:18,543 --> 00:33:21,581 TREMBLE FROM WITHIN. 348 00:33:22,339 --> 00:33:25,457 SERVE YOUR APPETITE. 349 00:33:25,926 --> 00:33:28,964 PLAN TO STAY THE NIGHT. 350 00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:35,679 I AM STANDING AT TEMPTATION'S DOORS. 351 00:33:36,436 --> 00:33:43,433 I HAVE NEVER, FELT THIS WAY BEFORE. 352 00:33:43,902 --> 00:33:46,940 JOIN THE WONDER DANCE. 353 00:33:47,572 --> 00:33:50,815 LOSE THE UNDERPANTS! 354 00:33:50,867 --> 00:33:57,580 SOMEONE SAVE ME, THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE. 355 00:33:57,916 --> 00:34:05,038 FROM THIS SALACIOUS MAGIC CARPET RIDE! 356 00:34:05,215 --> 00:34:08,378 OPEN UP YOUR MIND! LET YOUR BODY SOAR! 357 00:34:08,635 --> 00:34:11,844 ARMS AND LEGS ENTWINED CRY, MORE, MORE, MORE! 358 00:34:12,138 --> 00:34:15,506 IF AYEAR GOES BY, IT MIGHT SEEM A DAY. 359 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,059 IF A DAY GOES BY, IT COULD TAKE AYEAR! 360 00:34:19,145 --> 00:34:27,018 SPACE RECEDES AT BLINDING SPEED, YOUR LUST IS ON THE RISE! 361 00:34:41,418 --> 00:34:48,336 Moloch! 362 00:35:02,772 --> 00:35:05,514 TENDER VIRGIN. 363 00:35:05,775 --> 00:35:09,769 FRESH AS MORNING DEW. 364 00:35:10,155 --> 00:35:16,276 I'VE BEEN EAGERLY EXPECTING YOU. 365 00:35:17,412 --> 00:35:20,746 LIVE THE GREATER LIFE! 366 00:35:21,041 --> 00:35:26,377 LIVE THE SATYR LIFE! 367 00:35:33,470 --> 00:35:35,928 EROS BECKONS, 368 00:35:36,389 --> 00:35:39,723 FEEL THE NEED INCREASE. 369 00:35:40,518 --> 00:35:43,135 EVERY FIBER BURNS 370 00:35:43,438 --> 00:35:47,477 FOR SWEET RELEASE. 371 00:35:47,692 --> 00:35:50,605 LIVE A LITTLE DREAM, LEAVE A LITTLE MESS. 372 00:35:51,112 --> 00:35:54,355 EVERYBODY SCREAM YES, YES, YES! 373 00:35:54,449 --> 00:35:58,283 CAN'T YOU FEEL THE FLUSH OF PULSING PAGAN FIRE? 374 00:35:58,453 --> 00:36:01,821 COME AND FEEL THE RUSH! FLY HIGHER AND HIGHER! 375 00:36:02,207 --> 00:36:05,199 DANCING NAKED AS THE SINFUL ADAM... VOODOO JUNGLE DRUM! 376 00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:08,502 COUPLED WITH AWICKED MADAM 'TIL THE MORNING COMES! 377 00:36:08,797 --> 00:36:12,290 WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR BUSINESS IN THIS CARNAL CARNIVALE. 378 00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:17,010 TAKE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE BACCHANAL. 379 00:36:17,097 --> 00:36:23,969 SO COME ON JIMMY, COME ON, GIMME REEFER LOVE! 380 00:36:59,973 --> 00:37:03,136 SMOKE THE MARIJUANA, 381 00:37:03,518 --> 00:37:07,011 SAIL THE SEA OF SIN. 382 00:37:07,147 --> 00:37:13,689 REACH A HOT NIRVANA, TREMBLE FROM WITHIN! 383 00:37:13,778 --> 00:37:17,021 WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR BUSINESS IN THIS CARNAL CARNIVALE. 384 00:37:17,198 --> 00:37:20,862 TAKE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE BACCHANAL! 385 00:37:20,952 --> 00:37:22,863 SO COME ON JIMMY, COME ON, GIMME REEFER LOVE! 386 00:37:22,954 --> 00:37:30,497 GIMME REEFER LOVE! 387 00:37:41,306 --> 00:37:43,468 Knock, knock! 388 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,433 There for art thou Romeo! 389 00:37:46,728 --> 00:37:51,313 I've been looking for you everywhere Well I haven't been everywhere! 390 00:37:52,776 --> 00:37:55,609 Well, what a thing to say! 391 00:37:56,404 --> 00:38:00,272 I was wondering if we could practice our steps for the presidential dance ? 392 00:38:00,408 --> 00:38:04,276 It's only a few days away, and with you being so mysteriously busy 393 00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:07,746 I wanted to make sure we could get in enough rehearsal. 394 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:12,375 Jimmy, is something wrong? Why? 395 00:38:13,338 --> 00:38:15,454 Should something be wrong? 396 00:38:15,590 --> 00:38:19,675 Stop hounding me! Stop hounding me! 397 00:38:21,971 --> 00:38:24,929 I didn't think I was. 398 00:38:25,266 --> 00:38:26,848 Oh. 399 00:38:28,728 --> 00:38:32,562 It's me, isn't it? You don't love me anymore 400 00:38:32,690 --> 00:38:36,024 You haven't even tried to kiss me in almost a week! 401 00:38:36,236 --> 00:38:39,194 A kiss? Is that what you want? 402 00:38:40,031 --> 00:38:42,989 Let me show you a few new moves... 403 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:55,120 That was your tongue! Jimmy Harper! What's come over you? 404 00:39:11,771 --> 00:39:15,935 Mercifully, Mary had no idea what had come over Jimmy. 405 00:39:16,025 --> 00:39:18,892 But she feared the worst. 406 00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:24,614 THE SERMON TODAYWAS REALLY EXCITING. 407 00:39:25,410 --> 00:39:28,744 YAHWEH WAS MAD AND DID PLENTY OF SMITING. 408 00:39:28,830 --> 00:39:32,448 WITH LOCUSTS AND PLAGUES AND LITTLE GREEN FROGGIES. 409 00:39:32,584 --> 00:39:35,246 ALL THAT AND MORE THUNDERED DOWN FROM THE SKY. 410 00:39:35,336 --> 00:39:38,749 I REACHED FOR YOUR HAND LIKE I ALWAYS DO. 411 00:39:39,007 --> 00:39:41,044 BUT BESIDE ME WAS JUST 412 00:39:41,384 --> 00:39:46,970 AN EMPTYWOODEN PEW. 413 00:39:48,099 --> 00:39:52,138 THERE'S HYMNALS AND A ROSARY 414 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,809 BUT THEY DON'T KEEP ME COMPANY. 415 00:39:57,317 --> 00:40:01,686 THE WAFERS NOW DON'T TASTE SO GREAT. 416 00:40:02,488 --> 00:40:06,948 THEY WON'T TRANSUBSTANTIATE. 417 00:40:07,452 --> 00:40:12,117 WITHOUT YOU NEAR, 418 00:40:12,415 --> 00:40:14,452 THE GOSPEL CHOIR SOUNDS ASKEW. 419 00:40:14,709 --> 00:40:16,245 JIMMY COME BACK 420 00:40:16,836 --> 00:40:25,005 AND FILL MY LONELY PEW. 421 00:40:26,220 --> 00:40:30,680 A GLOOMY CHURCH THAT YOU'RE NOT IN. 422 00:40:30,975 --> 00:40:35,435 CAN LEAD A GIRL TO MORTAL SIN. 423 00:40:36,105 --> 00:40:40,144 A LADYASKED "lS THIS SEm TAKEN ?" 424 00:40:40,276 --> 00:40:41,732 I LIED, I GUESS 425 00:40:43,905 --> 00:40:46,146 I TOLD HER "YES." 426 00:40:49,202 --> 00:40:54,117 I PRAYA HOLY SHINING STAR SHINING TWINKLING STAR. 427 00:40:54,248 --> 00:40:58,788 WILL LEAD YOU HOME FROM WHERE YOU ARE. WHERE OH WHERE YOU ARE. 428 00:40:58,878 --> 00:41:02,917 IN A FOG OR LOST AT SEA? 429 00:41:03,299 --> 00:41:07,418 OR COULD IT BE YOU'RE TIRED OF ME? 430 00:41:09,305 --> 00:41:15,347 IT'S A LINE OF THOUGHT I'D RATHER NOT PURSUE. 431 00:41:15,478 --> 00:41:19,187 RATHER NOT PURSUE. 432 00:41:19,273 --> 00:41:21,105 JIMMY, COME BACK 433 00:41:22,026 --> 00:41:28,238 AND FILL MY LONELY 434 00:41:29,534 --> 00:41:37,908 PEW. 435 00:41:42,171 --> 00:41:45,414 I got the window open... Give me a boost! 436 00:42:05,153 --> 00:42:09,568 How much you think is in there ? Jack don't get his green, we don't get ours! 437 00:42:09,741 --> 00:42:12,153 Cool your jets! Hear that? 438 00:42:12,285 --> 00:42:16,119 We got more scratch than a sandpaper factoy. 439 00:42:16,247 --> 00:42:19,080 That's good. That's good! 440 00:42:20,126 --> 00:42:22,663 Frankincense. Wow! 441 00:42:35,808 --> 00:42:38,345 Reefer...madness. 442 00:42:42,148 --> 00:42:45,015 Madness. 443 00:43:15,181 --> 00:43:18,299 Welcome to Club Celestial. 444 00:43:18,392 --> 00:43:21,510 I am your host, Joan of Arc. 445 00:43:24,982 --> 00:43:27,974 No Christian martyr works it harder. 446 00:43:29,946 --> 00:43:35,532 The many voices in my head tell me we have a special guest in the house tonight! 447 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,993 James Fenimore Harper! 448 00:43:41,999 --> 00:43:45,913 Tonight, Jimmywill be taught the error of his ways. 449 00:43:46,045 --> 00:43:48,912 By the brightest star in our Heavenly Firmament 450 00:43:49,048 --> 00:43:52,291 the Lord of Hosts, The Stranger from the Manger... 451 00:43:52,969 --> 00:43:56,007 the hardest working man in the afterlife! 452 00:43:57,431 --> 00:44:00,264 Give it up, for Jesus! 453 00:44:23,332 --> 00:44:27,667 Jesus, I got a great high cookin' here. Don't bring me down. 454 00:44:28,588 --> 00:44:32,377 On the contrary Jimmy. I'm here to bring you up. With dope. 455 00:44:32,466 --> 00:44:35,834 Oh, not your brand of dope, but the straight dope. 456 00:44:36,345 --> 00:44:40,213 You think those reefer fiends are cool? I don't think you realize 457 00:44:40,308 --> 00:44:42,766 how cool God can be. 458 00:44:43,769 --> 00:44:47,979 I FLOATED DOWN FROM HEAVEN, WHEN I HEARD A LAMB HAD STRAYED. 459 00:44:48,399 --> 00:44:51,767 LOOK AT YOU HERE, YOUR BRAIN HAS TURNED TO MARMALADE. 460 00:44:52,570 --> 00:44:56,154 I'M HERE TO HELP YOU JIMMY, AND RETURN YOU TO THE FOLD. 461 00:44:56,741 --> 00:45:00,325 TRY FILLING YOUR LUNGS WITH GOD, AND NOT JAMAICAN GOLD. 462 00:45:01,412 --> 00:45:04,746 SATAN'S BOLD. LOVES TO LIE. 463 00:45:05,541 --> 00:45:06,952 DON'T REPLY. 464 00:45:07,126 --> 00:45:11,996 DO YOU WANNA MAKE THE ANGELS CRY? 465 00:45:14,133 --> 00:45:15,623 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 466 00:45:15,718 --> 00:45:17,709 JUST SAY "NO" TO THE MARIJUANA. 467 00:45:18,387 --> 00:45:19,798 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 468 00:45:19,889 --> 00:45:22,381 THIS COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE MADONNA. 469 00:45:22,683 --> 00:45:24,299 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 470 00:45:24,393 --> 00:45:26,930 I'M THE FACE ON THE SHROUD OF TURIN. 471 00:45:27,021 --> 00:45:28,432 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 472 00:45:28,522 --> 00:45:30,934 DO I NEED TO TEST YOUR URINE? 473 00:45:33,527 --> 00:45:34,483 SAY _N... 474 00:45:34,987 --> 00:45:37,274 WENT AND CONNED YA. 475 00:45:38,241 --> 00:45:41,859 MUSTN'T TOUCH HIS EVIL GANJA. 476 00:45:42,161 --> 00:45:43,447 JIMMY, 477 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:48,449 DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD. 478 00:45:48,709 --> 00:45:49,995 DONA EIS REQUIEM! 479 00:45:50,086 --> 00:45:53,750 REQUIEM 480 00:45:54,298 --> 00:45:59,293 CANNABIS 481 00:45:59,971 --> 00:46:03,430 YOU'LL BURN IN HELL! 482 00:46:03,683 --> 00:46:07,051 I'VE CURED A LOT OF LEPERS AND I'VE RISEN FROM THE DEAD. Howya d0in'? 483 00:46:07,895 --> 00:46:11,354 IS THAT WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE TO GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD ? You can touch. 484 00:46:12,066 --> 00:46:16,105 IF YOU INSIST ON SMOKING, TO INDULGE THOSE TEENAGE KICKS, 485 00:46:16,487 --> 00:46:20,151 YOU'LL BE FLOATING NAKED IN THE RIVER STYX. 486 00:46:21,325 --> 00:46:24,693 SULFUR POOLS. 487 00:46:25,121 --> 00:46:26,657 TORTURE TOOLS. 488 00:46:26,706 --> 00:46:31,542 SEPARATION FROM YOUR FAMILY JEWELS! 489 00:46:31,836 --> 00:46:33,622 RAMA LAMA THEY'RE GONNA CUT YOUR DING DONG! 490 00:46:33,713 --> 00:46:35,249 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 491 00:46:35,339 --> 00:46:37,831 GOTTA GIVE IT UP FOR LENT, BOY! 492 00:46:38,009 --> 00:46:39,499 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY! 493 00:46:39,593 --> 00:46:42,085 OR WIND UP AS SATAN'S RENT-BOY! 494 00:46:42,388 --> 00:46:43,753 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 495 00:46:44,015 --> 00:46:46,256 DON'T LET REEFER KICK YOUR KEISTER! 496 00:46:46,517 --> 00:46:48,178 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 497 00:46:48,311 --> 00:46:50,643 I'M THE POSTER-BOY FOR EASTER. 498 00:46:53,107 --> 00:46:56,475 JIMMY, LET ME SEE YA KICK THE SIN 499 00:46:57,570 --> 00:47:01,689 AND SINSEMILLA 500 00:47:01,866 --> 00:47:02,571 JIMMY, GO, GO, GO. 501 00:47:03,659 --> 00:47:05,821 GOTTA KICK IT, JIMMY. DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD. 502 00:47:05,911 --> 00:47:11,532 FOR THE LORD GOD OMNIPOTENT HATETH 503 00:47:12,168 --> 00:47:14,000 MARIJUANA! MARIJUANA! 504 00:47:14,587 --> 00:47:16,123 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 505 00:47:16,255 --> 00:47:18,337 THOU SHALT HEED THIS HOLY OMEN. 506 00:47:18,924 --> 00:47:20,380 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 507 00:47:20,468 --> 00:47:22,675 STOP INDULGING LIKE A ROMAN. 508 00:47:23,137 --> 00:47:24,593 LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 509 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,842 ALL THE CHERUBIM SAYYOU GOTTA. 510 00:47:27,475 --> 00:47:28,886 YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY. 511 00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:31,434 TRUST THE MAN WITH THE STIGMATA. 512 00:47:31,896 --> 00:47:37,687 JIMMY, DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD! 513 00:47:37,777 --> 00:47:41,691 ON GOD! 514 00:47:47,161 --> 00:47:49,994 You rock Jesus! 515 00:47:52,208 --> 00:47:53,949 Jimmy. 516 00:47:55,961 --> 00:48:00,376 Take a hit of God instead. You think you can, handle the high? 517 00:48:05,221 --> 00:48:08,179 I got a new God now! 518 00:48:28,244 --> 00:48:32,659 Hey, that's my Mary Jane! Think so ? You don't own the Mary Jane. 519 00:48:32,873 --> 00:48:37,788 Mary Jane owns you. Listen up kid Get out now and don't look back! 520 00:48:38,337 --> 00:48:41,546 It's too late for us, but you, you're young. 521 00:48:42,174 --> 00:48:45,667 You still got a chance. Why do you gotta steak on your eye? 522 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:50,088 Just fell, that's all. I'm serious Jimmy. 523 00:48:50,349 --> 00:48:55,059 It's dangerous here. I got me a taste for danger! 524 00:48:55,146 --> 00:48:56,682 No! 525 00:48:57,690 --> 00:49:00,352 Back off! You're heaped to the gills. 526 00:49:00,484 --> 00:49:02,725 And you, zip it! You'll wake Sally's baby. 527 00:49:03,195 --> 00:49:06,438 That's okay, Mae. Don't wory about it. Sally. 528 00:49:06,907 --> 00:49:09,865 I haven't heard your baby cying tonight? 529 00:49:13,539 --> 00:49:15,075 Um! 530 00:49:15,749 --> 00:49:18,332 I don't know. 531 00:49:26,635 --> 00:49:30,003 It is a matter of public record, that the addict will sell anything, 532 00:49:31,140 --> 00:49:35,885 anything at all, to obtain the decadent rush, of that next fix. 533 00:49:37,646 --> 00:49:41,514 You'll take good care of him, right? I mean, it's not true what they say 534 00:49:41,650 --> 00:49:43,937 about you people eating babies, is it? 535 00:49:44,153 --> 00:49:47,111 Care to stay for, dinner? 536 00:49:56,874 --> 00:50:00,959 You didn't really sell your baby for reefer money, did ya? 537 00:50:01,504 --> 00:50:04,838 It's okay. I got another one on the way. Light? 538 00:50:08,552 --> 00:50:11,385 That kindajoke, that ain't... 539 00:50:18,103 --> 00:50:21,016 So where'd you get this Packard ? I boosted it. From my girlfriend. 540 00:50:21,106 --> 00:50:24,974 Girlfriend ? You expect me to believe some little bobbysoxer's got 541 00:50:25,069 --> 00:50:28,983 what it takes to chop your suey? I'm steamed up like a pant's presser! 542 00:50:29,114 --> 00:50:33,529 That's the idea baby. Tonight you and me are gonna break out like the measles! 543 00:50:34,245 --> 00:50:38,204 Sally! Sally! keep your eyes on the road, Sally! 544 00:50:49,426 --> 00:50:52,293 Serves him right 545 00:50:52,513 --> 00:50:55,881 Hey mister! Ah, are you okay ? we didn't see you there. 546 00:50:56,559 --> 00:50:59,142 I think 547 00:51:01,105 --> 00:51:03,688 he's dead. 548 00:51:06,735 --> 00:51:09,193 I was never here. 549 00:51:09,321 --> 00:51:10,857 Okay- 550 00:51:15,619 --> 00:51:18,156 Damn lamp-post. 551 00:51:21,917 --> 00:51:24,375 I'm so sory. 552 00:51:24,503 --> 00:51:27,040 I'm so, sory. 553 00:51:29,383 --> 00:51:31,875 THERE'S BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND MUD ON MY NAME. 554 00:51:32,261 --> 00:51:34,969 MY ID THREW A PARTY AND EVERYONE CAME. 555 00:51:35,097 --> 00:51:37,759 MY INNOCENCE RAVISHED, MY VIRTUE DEVOURED. 556 00:51:37,975 --> 00:51:40,888 I CAN'T COUNT THE STRANGERS WITH WHOM I HAVE SHOWERED. 557 00:51:46,233 --> 00:51:49,021 I'VE TAKEN A LIFE, 558 00:51:49,236 --> 00:51:52,604 BEEN STRIPPED TO MY ESSENCE. 559 00:51:52,948 --> 00:51:58,193 AND TO THINK ALL I WANTED WAS SWING DANCE LESSONS. 560 00:51:58,829 --> 00:52:01,662 Police! Freeze! 561 00:52:12,259 --> 00:52:17,675 Police looks for a late model Packard, left the scene of a hit and run homicide! 562 00:52:19,516 --> 00:52:22,679 Mae was right about the Mary Jane. It owns me. 563 00:52:23,854 --> 00:52:27,017 MARYJANE, OH MARYJANE. 564 00:52:27,399 --> 00:52:30,767 YOU CRUMPLED ME LIKE CELLOPHANE. 565 00:52:31,153 --> 00:52:34,566 YOU STIR ME UP LIKE BEEF CHOW MEIN. 566 00:52:35,199 --> 00:52:37,782 YOU WRECK ME MARYJANE. 567 00:52:38,869 --> 00:52:42,282 MARYJANE, OH MARYJANE. 568 00:52:42,831 --> 00:52:46,119 YOU'VE CONQUERED ME LIKE CHARLEMAGNE. 569 00:52:46,627 --> 00:52:49,915 PLEASURE INTERTWINED WITH PAIN. 570 00:52:50,422 --> 00:52:53,710 YOU WRECK ME, MARYJANE. 571 00:52:54,677 --> 00:52:58,295 YOUR TOXIC KISSES MAKE MY HEART RACE, 572 00:52:58,514 --> 00:53:01,347 FASTER THAN A CHEETAH. 573 00:53:01,558 --> 00:53:05,517 I'VE BEEN STAPLED AND SPINDLED. MYWILLPOWER'S DWINDLED. 574 00:53:05,646 --> 00:53:09,685 YOU MELT RESISTANCE DOWN LIKE HOT VELVEETA. 575 00:53:11,735 --> 00:53:14,898 MARYJANE, OH MARYJANE. 576 00:53:15,489 --> 00:53:18,607 YOU FLUSHED MY FUTURE DOWN THE DRAIN. 577 00:53:19,201 --> 00:53:22,364 YOU SMEARED ME LIKE A KETCHUP STAIN. 578 00:53:22,705 --> 00:53:24,662 BUT I NEED YOU... 579 00:53:24,915 --> 00:53:26,326 I LOVE YOU... 580 00:53:26,959 --> 00:53:28,745 I'M LOVED BY MARY...LANE. 581 00:53:30,838 --> 00:53:37,960 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE! 582 00:53:38,429 --> 00:53:45,677 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE! 583 00:53:46,019 --> 00:53:49,432 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY... 584 00:53:49,523 --> 00:53:52,982 LOVED BY MARY LANE! 585 00:53:54,069 --> 00:53:57,312 There's only room for one Mary in my life. Mary Lane. 586 00:53:58,073 --> 00:54:01,566 With an "L" - for love! I love Mary Lane! 587 00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:09,033 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE! 588 00:54:09,168 --> 00:54:13,878 Jimmy! What are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 pm. 589 00:54:14,923 --> 00:54:18,336 MARY LANE, OH MARY LANE. 590 00:54:18,594 --> 00:54:21,712 TWO WORDS THAT FALL LIKE GENTLE RAIN. 591 00:54:22,556 --> 00:54:25,765 YOU TOUCH MY HAND AND KILL MY PAIN. 592 00:54:26,185 --> 00:54:28,722 I LOVE YOU, MARY LANE. 593 00:54:28,812 --> 00:54:30,268 Jimmy, I'm in my nightgown! 594 00:54:30,731 --> 00:54:33,564 YOU FLOOD MYWORLD WITH ALL THE COLORS, 595 00:54:34,443 --> 00:54:37,561 OF THE SUNDAY FUNNIES. 596 00:54:37,988 --> 00:54:41,697 THE INNOCENT SPLENDOR OF KISSES SO TENDER. 597 00:54:41,825 --> 00:54:45,944 SOFTER THAN A PILLOW STUFFED WITH BUNNIES! 598 00:54:46,038 --> 00:54:50,498 I don't know what you're talking about, but I like the sound of it! 599 00:54:53,337 --> 00:54:56,955 MARY LANE, OH MARY LANE. 600 00:54:57,049 --> 00:55:00,713 WILL HELP YOU SING A NEW REFRAIN. 601 00:55:00,844 --> 00:55:04,257 WITH YOU BESIDE WE'LL START AGAIN. 602 00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,347 JUST ME AND MARY. 603 00:55:06,683 --> 00:55:08,299 YOU AND MARY. 604 00:55:08,477 --> 00:55:12,266 ME AND MARY LANE. 605 00:55:12,815 --> 00:55:19,983 WHEN LIFE BECOMES A ROLLER COASTER AND I CAN'T KEEP MY FOOTING. 606 00:55:20,113 --> 00:55:23,856 I'LL LOVE YOU COMPLETELY. AND STEADY ME SWEETLY! 607 00:55:24,076 --> 00:55:27,444 AS SWEET AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE, DIPPED IN PUDDING. 608 00:55:27,538 --> 00:55:31,577 SWEET AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE PUDDING! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 609 00:55:31,667 --> 00:55:34,830 MARY LANE! OH MARY LANE ! 610 00:55:35,337 --> 00:55:38,671 OUR HEARTS POUND LIKE A DIESEL TRAIN. 611 00:55:39,216 --> 00:55:42,584 THE WORLD MAY CRUMBLE, WE'LL REMAIN. 612 00:55:43,011 --> 00:55:44,877 JUST ME AND MARY. . 613 00:55:45,138 --> 00:55:46,674 YOU AND MARY. 614 00:55:46,932 --> 00:55:52,393 I'M LOVED BY MARY! LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, 615 00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:55,597 LOVED BY MARY LANE! 616 00:55:56,483 --> 00:55:59,851 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY... 617 00:56:00,070 --> 00:56:03,608 LOVED BY MARY LANE! 618 00:56:04,157 --> 00:56:07,695 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY... 619 00:56:07,870 --> 00:56:11,033 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY... 620 00:56:11,790 --> 00:56:15,203 LOVED BY MARY. Mary! 621 00:56:15,419 --> 00:56:18,537 LOVE MARY MAGDALENA LANE. 622 00:56:19,464 --> 00:56:23,002 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY. 623 00:56:23,260 --> 00:56:26,423 LOVED BY MARY LANE. 624 00:56:27,139 --> 00:56:34,307 LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE. 625 00:56:34,730 --> 00:56:38,644 YES I LOVE YOU. 626 00:56:39,109 --> 00:56:42,568 GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO LOVE ME! 627 00:56:42,654 --> 00:56:49,196 OH! I LOVE YOU JIMMYYEAH! 628 00:56:59,630 --> 00:57:04,249 WE'LL SING TO THE RAFTERS OF HAPPILYAFTERS. 629 00:57:04,426 --> 00:57:05,757 I LOVE YOU. 630 00:57:06,511 --> 00:57:07,842 YOU'RE LOVED BY... 631 00:57:07,930 --> 00:57:14,597 MARY LANE. 632 00:57:18,190 --> 00:57:23,310 Who can name for me the one all abiding, all powerful force, in the world ? 633 00:57:27,908 --> 00:57:30,491 Principal Short? 634 00:57:31,411 --> 00:57:35,279 What is the human condition so powerful, it can stave off 635 00:57:35,582 --> 00:57:39,951 all that is black and evil, in these confusing times? 636 00:57:44,132 --> 00:57:47,375 Love? 637 00:57:50,138 --> 00:57:53,176 In a time, in which our children 638 00:57:53,517 --> 00:57:58,637 are subjected to a daily diet of depravity in their film and popular music? 639 00:58:00,649 --> 00:58:03,687 In a time, in which the entire world 640 00:58:04,194 --> 00:58:07,562 is aligned against the American way of life? 641 00:58:07,698 --> 00:58:11,566 A time when our economy is in a state of total collapse and a 642 00:58:11,702 --> 00:58:15,536 reckless lunatic sits in the White House, lam relieved to hear 643 00:58:15,664 --> 00:58:18,531 our fatuous friend is so confident 644 00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:21,743 that love will cary the day. 645 00:58:27,926 --> 00:58:31,294 The correct answer is of course, vigilance. 646 00:58:35,017 --> 00:58:36,007 Sirens! 647 00:58:36,143 --> 00:58:40,011 There's somethin' I want to give you and I may not get another chance. 648 00:58:40,105 --> 00:58:42,972 Oh Jimmy! Your school ring ? 649 00:58:43,692 --> 00:58:46,935 Is your finger swollen? Are you putting on weight? 650 00:58:47,487 --> 00:58:50,445 Maybe. I seem to be hungy all the time. 651 00:58:50,532 --> 00:58:53,570 A moment on the lips, forever on the hips! 652 00:58:54,161 --> 00:58:55,026 Wait! 653 00:58:55,162 --> 00:58:59,030 What do you mean not get another chance ? I have to run away. Far away! 654 00:58:59,166 --> 00:59:03,501 Well then I'm coming with you! You have no idea what I've done. - 655 00:59:03,754 --> 00:59:07,122 It doesn't matter. I'm wearing your school ring now... 656 00:59:07,841 --> 00:59:11,709 as soon as you get it off your finger! And if Romeo has to run away, 657 00:59:11,845 --> 00:59:16,260 then so does Juliet! Okay. Pack a bag. I'll wait. 658 00:59:16,349 --> 00:59:19,307 I believe in you Jimmy Harper! 659 00:59:21,229 --> 00:59:24,267 Even if you do have pudgy fingers. 660 00:59:28,987 --> 00:59:31,194 Goodbye, Mary. 661 00:59:31,323 --> 00:59:34,156 You deserve better. 662 00:59:35,660 --> 00:59:38,197 Hey kid. 663 00:59:39,247 --> 00:59:42,285 How's tricks? How'd you find me? 664 00:59:44,086 --> 00:59:46,919 It's all over the radio. 665 00:59:47,089 --> 00:59:51,879 Cops are looking for you and the Packard. I drove 'round 'til I found it. 666 00:59:53,303 --> 00:59:57,171 I can't have you tellin' the cops where you get your stager-leaf. 667 00:59:57,474 --> 01:00:01,889 So what say we head back to Mae's, where it's safe and cozy. 668 01:00:03,105 --> 01:00:06,439 This'll calm you down for the ride. You're talkin' on a dead phone. 669 01:00:07,067 --> 01:00:09,934 I'm through with reefer, and I'm through with you. 670 01:00:10,070 --> 01:00:13,938 And don't pull any dirty tricks, 'cause it won't work. 671 01:00:15,075 --> 01:00:16,941 I see. 672 01:00:17,077 --> 01:00:20,115 Then there's only one thing left to do: 673 01:00:22,791 --> 01:00:25,874 You like brownies ? Baked 'em myself. 674 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:31,713 Well I am kinda hungy. 675 01:00:36,054 --> 01:00:37,795 Thank you. 676 01:00:45,522 --> 01:00:47,604 THIS BROWNIE, IS YUMMY. 677 01:00:48,191 --> 01:00:51,024 IT'S THE GREATEST BROWNIE KNOWN TO MAN. 678 01:00:51,153 --> 01:00:53,235 IT'S CHEWY, IT'S NUTTY. 679 01:00:53,655 --> 01:00:56,272 THIS BROWNIE'S REALLY GOOD! ! 680 01:00:56,533 --> 01:00:59,366 DON'T OFFER ME A MACAROON, 681 01:00:59,494 --> 01:01:02,202 MY BROWNIE SUITS ME FINE. 682 01:01:02,414 --> 01:01:05,406 THERE'S FROSTING ON THE TOP AND BEST OF ALL IT'S MINE! 683 01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:10,586 EAT THE BROWNIE, EAT THE BROWNIE! EAT THE BROWNIE, EAT THE BROWNIE! 684 01:01:10,797 --> 01:01:13,129 LET'S GO HOME. OKAY! 685 01:01:13,258 --> 01:01:15,841 I SHIMMER, ELECTRIC. 686 01:01:16,178 --> 01:01:18,465 I'M A ONE-MAN MARCHING BROWNIE BAND. 687 01:01:18,555 --> 01:01:24,426 I LOVE IT, MY BROWNIE. AND MY BROWNIE LOVES ME TOO! 688 01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:27,102 IT'S SMOOTH, SWEET, IT'S CHOCOLADGE-Y! 689 01:01:27,314 --> 01:01:29,772 IT FORMS A PERFECT SQUARE. 690 01:01:29,858 --> 01:01:31,348 AND THE BESTEST PART OF ALL IS 691 01:01:31,443 --> 01:01:35,653 I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE! DOESN'T HAVE TO SHARE. 692 01:01:35,739 --> 01:01:40,279 AND THE BESTEST PART OF ALL IS I DON'T HAVE TO CARE! 693 01:01:40,410 --> 01:01:42,617 EAT THE BROWNIE! EAT THE BROWNIE! 694 01:01:43,205 --> 01:01:45,446 EAT THE BROWNIE! EAT THE BROWNIE! 695 01:01:45,790 --> 01:01:47,781 YEAH! 696 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,203 Come on, kid. Get in the car. Where we goin' Jack? 697 01:01:52,339 --> 01:01:55,673 Back where you belong. You're one of us now. That's nice. 698 01:01:57,010 --> 01:01:58,751 Jimmy! 699 01:01:59,346 --> 01:02:00,302 Wait! 700 01:02:07,479 --> 01:02:10,722 Careful Jimmy, not too fast! 701 01:02:11,233 --> 01:02:13,975 This weed, is a triple scream ! 702 01:02:14,110 --> 01:02:18,229 I need more, I tell ya, more! I'm always happy to oblige a customer. 703 01:02:20,909 --> 01:02:25,449 Make that a paying customer. I'm busted flat, Jack. 704 01:02:25,705 --> 01:02:28,572 You bled me dy! 705 01:02:28,708 --> 01:02:31,746 Oh, not quite! It doesn't come off 706 01:02:33,380 --> 01:02:36,338 I was saving that ring for May. 707 01:02:36,591 --> 01:02:39,379 Where else you gonna get your fix ? 708 01:02:39,469 --> 01:02:42,336 From the coloreds down the Jazz Quarter? 709 01:02:42,472 --> 01:02:47,262 Those chow-chows over at Madame Ling's ? They'd bounce you like a lead dime. 710 01:02:49,896 --> 01:02:52,433 Real gold. 711 01:02:54,693 --> 01:02:57,276 Smoke up pipsqueak. 712 01:02:57,404 --> 01:03:02,023 This'll get you through the weekend. See ya in the funny papers. 713 01:03:05,495 --> 01:03:08,453 He can be a really a nice guy. 714 01:03:33,690 --> 01:03:37,399 What have you gotten yourself into, Jimmy ? 715 01:03:51,583 --> 01:03:54,120 Oh yeah! Hotcha! 716 01:04:08,433 --> 01:04:11,391 Hey diddle diddle, a cat for my fiddle. 717 01:04:12,437 --> 01:04:15,020 One moment, please. 718 01:04:15,398 --> 01:04:18,231 I need the room! 719 01:04:19,319 --> 01:04:22,357 You mind takin' it upstairs ? 720 01:04:22,947 --> 01:04:25,814 Don't mind takin' it an_here. 721 01:04:43,426 --> 01:04:45,337 Hey there. I'm Ralph. 722 01:04:45,428 --> 01:04:49,763 Hello, my name's Mary Lane. I followed my boyfrriend here. Jimmy Harper. 723 01:04:49,974 --> 01:04:52,090 Have you seen him? 724 01:04:52,185 --> 01:04:57,601 Um, well hejust stepped out. To pick up some Bibles for our prayer breakfast. 725 01:04:57,690 --> 01:05:00,227 That's my Jimmy. 726 01:05:00,819 --> 01:05:03,777 Say, is this a fraternity sweater ? 727 01:05:04,406 --> 01:05:07,524 Is Jimmy hanging out with college boys ? Why yes. 728 01:05:08,493 --> 01:05:10,359 Yes, he is. 729 01:05:10,495 --> 01:05:14,363 We at Phi Beta Cannabis, were so taken with Jimmy that, we decided 730 01:05:14,499 --> 01:05:18,868 to pledge him. Early. While he's still in high school. 731 01:05:19,379 --> 01:05:22,246 Avoid the rush. Well that's the bees' knees! 732 01:05:22,382 --> 01:05:25,716 Wait 'til Susie Maybery hears about this! Let's celebrate 733 01:05:26,094 --> 01:05:28,756 with a smoke. Hold on! 734 01:05:28,888 --> 01:05:33,177 This isn't that "reefer" I've read about ? 735 01:05:34,102 --> 01:05:35,388 Of course not. 736 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,103 This is a special cigarette. 737 01:05:38,189 --> 01:05:41,147 All the rage with the college girls. 738 01:05:42,235 --> 01:05:43,976 In Paris. 739 01:05:45,113 --> 01:05:47,696 Paris? Oh, yes. 740 01:05:49,492 --> 01:05:53,861 Well, if I'm going to be dating a fraternity man. 741 01:05:59,169 --> 01:06:01,627 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE, 742 01:06:02,005 --> 01:06:05,999 WITH HER HEM CUT SO LOW. 743 01:06:06,509 --> 01:06:09,126 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE, 744 01:06:09,429 --> 01:06:12,012 WITH HER DUCKS IN A ROW. 745 01:06:12,098 --> 01:06:13,805 It burns my lungs. 746 01:06:13,892 --> 01:06:16,600 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE, 747 01:06:16,769 --> 01:06:20,728 NEEDS A CHANGE IN HER LIFE. 748 01:06:21,316 --> 01:06:23,899 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE, 749 01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:28,069 NEEDS A MAN. 750 01:06:28,865 --> 01:06:29,821 Oh! 751 01:06:30,783 --> 01:06:33,901 NOW COME ON, MARY SUNSHINE. 752 01:06:34,245 --> 01:06:37,658 IT'S TIME THAT YOU LEARNED TO BE BAD. 753 01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:41,954 YOU MAKE A CHARMING ARMFUL, 754 01:06:42,045 --> 01:06:45,788 SO SNUGGLE UP, MY BUTTER CUP, 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN HAD. 755 01:06:46,299 --> 01:06:48,415 Oh Ralph, I think you tricked me. 756 01:06:49,511 --> 01:06:53,425 NOW, SMOKE IT, MARY SUNSHINE. 757 01:06:53,515 --> 01:06:57,053 DISSOLVE IN THE SWEET BURNING GLOW. 758 01:06:57,936 --> 01:07:01,054 COME LOSE YOURSELF IN PLEASURE, 759 01:07:01,314 --> 01:07:05,182 WHEN THE BAMBALACHA'S GOTCHA, YOU'LL FORGET THE WORD "NO"! 760 01:07:05,443 --> 01:07:07,810 Oh, I can't. What about, Jimmy ? 761 01:07:08,988 --> 01:07:12,447 JIMMY'S A RUBE, PROVINCIAL AND DULL. 762 01:07:12,617 --> 01:07:16,076 DON'T BE TRICKED, HE'S STRICTLY QUADRILATERAL. 763 01:07:16,329 --> 01:07:19,538 JIMMY'S A BOY, I'M READY FOR MEN. 764 01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:22,249 LET'S GO UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND... 765 01:07:22,335 --> 01:07:23,325 DOWN AGAIN. 766 01:07:23,962 --> 01:07:26,579 May Sunshine, you are ultra, ultra! 767 01:07:27,715 --> 01:07:30,753 I FEEL A LITTLE NAUGHTY. 768 01:07:31,302 --> 01:07:33,589 BABY, I'LL HELP YOU RELAX. 769 01:07:35,181 --> 01:07:38,299 I'LL TIE YOU UP WITH PHONE CORD, 770 01:07:38,393 --> 01:07:42,102 WE'LL PLAY WITH THE WHIPS AND NIPPLE CLIPS AND CANDLE WAX! 771 01:07:42,689 --> 01:07:45,681 NOW HOLD ON, MARY SUNSHINE. 772 01:07:46,276 --> 01:07:48,313 LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY. 773 01:07:49,988 --> 01:07:52,946 JUST CALL ME MARY "WANNA" 774 01:07:53,199 --> 01:07:56,737 AND MARY'S GOT SOME SCARY LITTLE GAMES TO PLAY ! 775 01:07:56,953 --> 01:08:00,446 I'LL LATHER YOU UP. AND GIVE YOU A SHAVE ! 776 01:08:00,540 --> 01:08:04,033 A PADDLING WHILE STRADDLING MY LITTLE SLAVE! 777 01:08:04,544 --> 01:08:06,251 DOWN ON YOUR KNEES. 778 01:08:06,546 --> 01:08:11,507 IT'S POINTLESS TO FIGHT. SAVE YOUR STRENGTH IT'S GONNA BE A LENGTHY NIGHT. 779 01:08:12,385 --> 01:08:15,923 HELP! THIS CRAZY TOMATO'S RAPIN' ME! 780 01:08:16,931 --> 01:08:21,346 GOODBYE TO MARY SUNSHINE. 781 01:08:21,436 --> 01:08:24,519 REEFER HAS BLOWN OUT HER MIND. 782 01:08:27,066 --> 01:08:31,025 SHE'S NOWA HOT HAY HUSSY. 783 01:08:31,738 --> 01:08:35,732 DON'T YOU RUN, I'M NOT DONE! CAN'T YOU TELL, WE'VE JUST BEGUN ! 784 01:08:35,950 --> 01:08:37,816 WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN? 785 01:08:38,870 --> 01:08:40,531 MARY. 786 01:08:41,331 --> 01:08:45,199 MARY SUNSHINE. 787 01:08:45,460 --> 01:08:54,585 BURNS FOR, YEARNS FOR DIRTY LOVE! 788 01:09:01,893 --> 01:09:04,430 Shut up bitch! 789 01:09:06,314 --> 01:09:08,476 I'm not buying any of this. 790 01:09:08,608 --> 01:09:12,146 You ask me, this guy's getting his jolly showing us blue movies. 791 01:09:13,112 --> 01:09:16,480 I'm sory, Mr. Kochinski, do you have something to share with the group ? 792 01:09:16,574 --> 01:09:17,439 No. 793 01:09:17,575 --> 01:09:20,533 We're interested in what you have to say. 794 01:09:21,329 --> 01:09:23,445 Look, it, it's just, 795 01:09:23,581 --> 01:09:26,164 One puff and the girl goes wacky? 796 01:09:26,292 --> 01:09:31,503 It's kinda far fetched. Not according to Mr. William Randolph Hearst. 797 01:09:34,884 --> 01:09:38,752 A recent edition, of his "San Francisco Examiner" tells us, 798 01:09:38,930 --> 01:09:42,264 that 314 of the crimes of violence in this county today are 799 01:09:43,017 --> 01:09:46,885 committed by dope slaves. That is a matter of cold record. 800 01:09:47,146 --> 01:09:50,605 You can't believe evemhing you read. and that don't make me a commie! 801 01:09:50,733 --> 01:09:54,601 Mr. Hurst is a man who attended Harvard. Where did you matriculate? 802 01:09:56,989 --> 01:09:59,572 Ma-tric-u-late? 803 01:10:00,993 --> 01:10:03,951 It means, where did you go to college? 804 01:10:08,084 --> 01:10:09,825 I didn't. 805 01:10:12,338 --> 01:10:14,830 I see. 806 01:10:14,966 --> 01:10:17,833 Well regardless, Mr. Kochinski I'm sure , 807 01:10:17,969 --> 01:10:21,883 we all take your opinions vey seriously. Given the extremity of your views, 808 01:10:22,014 --> 01:10:25,006 it would be unpatriotic not to. 809 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:35,650 Mary ? Jimmy! 810 01:10:35,945 --> 01:10:38,983 Kid! It's not what it looks like. 811 01:10:59,844 --> 01:11:03,212 Holy socks! Billy, don't go! 812 01:11:03,890 --> 01:11:06,632 Don't you wanna learn to dance? 813 01:11:09,729 --> 01:11:12,187 Jack! Help me! 814 01:11:12,315 --> 01:11:14,898 He's killing me! 815 01:11:27,330 --> 01:11:31,699 Geez ! That stupid little weed freak. ls eveybody okay? 816 01:11:31,959 --> 01:11:34,917 I think, I've been shot. 817 01:11:38,466 --> 01:11:41,049 She fell down! 818 01:11:42,178 --> 01:11:45,136 Mae! Get me some smelling salts. 819 01:11:48,893 --> 01:11:52,761 Alright. You two blow. Don't talk to nobody. I will handle this. 820 01:11:54,273 --> 01:11:55,855 Go! 821 01:12:02,907 --> 01:12:05,490 Give me that! 822 01:12:29,934 --> 01:12:31,470 Mary? 823 01:12:32,895 --> 01:12:36,229 Mary! what happened ? You shot her dead, kid. 824 01:12:37,316 --> 01:12:39,774 Jack,no! 825 01:12:39,902 --> 01:12:42,860 Jimmy? I don't feel so good. 826 01:12:44,073 --> 01:12:46,986 It's, it's gonna be okay. I promise. 827 01:12:47,118 --> 01:12:49,701 Feels so, cold. 828 01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:58,042 Give me the ring! Well, looky here. 829 01:12:58,713 --> 01:13:01,751 Casper milky toast is givin' me orders. 830 01:13:02,341 --> 01:13:06,209 I shot Mary. What makes you think I won't shoot you? 831 01:13:22,737 --> 01:13:25,570 Oh Jimmy, your school ring. 832 01:13:25,865 --> 01:13:29,153 It glitters. Like a star. 833 01:13:33,414 --> 01:13:38,580 WE ARE JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET. 834 01:13:39,253 --> 01:13:42,120 WE'RE HAPPY, YOUNG AND 835 01:13:46,469 --> 01:13:48,881 HEMORRHAGING BLOOD. 836 01:13:49,513 --> 01:13:54,758 DID YOU GET TO READ THE ENDING ? WAS IT PERFECT? 837 01:13:55,186 --> 01:13:59,976 DID THEY LOVE UNTIL THEY GOT OLD ? 838 01:14:08,157 --> 01:14:12,742 It was beautiful. They grew up, and eveyone came to the wedding. 839 01:14:13,746 --> 01:14:18,115 Did they have babies ? Yeah. Six of 'em. 840 01:14:18,668 --> 01:14:21,535 That's good. I love babies 841 01:14:29,053 --> 01:14:34,844 IT MAKES ME HAPPY KNOWIN' THAT WE LOVED LIKE ROMEO AND... 842 01:14:41,816 --> 01:14:43,557 JULIET. 843 01:14:45,277 --> 01:14:48,565 Mary! How could I have shot you ? 844 01:14:57,039 --> 01:15:01,033 Coppers! Jimmy! Out the back! Hury! 845 01:15:01,293 --> 01:15:05,287 I have to face my punishment. Don't you get it? 846 01:15:05,464 --> 01:15:09,378 Jack was holding the gun. He's planning to frame you. 847 01:15:10,302 --> 01:15:13,215 Nobody move! Officer, thank God ! 848 01:15:13,305 --> 01:15:17,594 This kid burst in here with a gun, and started shootin' and laughin'! 849 01:15:17,727 --> 01:15:20,970 We think he mighta been smoking that, reefer! 850 01:15:21,397 --> 01:15:24,435 Just like you read about in the papers. 851 01:15:25,693 --> 01:15:28,435 No! That's a lie! 852 01:15:28,571 --> 01:15:30,858 Tell 'em what really happened Mae! 853 01:15:30,990 --> 01:15:34,233 Ma'am, do you have anything to say ? Well, I...Jimmy I, 854 01:15:40,291 --> 01:15:43,124 Officer I... Mae, please ! 855 01:15:52,511 --> 01:15:54,093 No. 856 01:15:55,556 --> 01:16:00,096 The kid burst in shooting. Just like the man said. 857 01:16:02,104 --> 01:16:03,686 Mae ? 858 01:16:04,065 --> 01:16:05,601 No! 859 01:16:06,025 --> 01:16:08,357 Kid's gonna burn for this . 860 01:16:08,486 --> 01:16:11,319 Pity. Attractive girl. 861 01:16:30,299 --> 01:16:34,258 After a swift trial James Fenimore Harperwas found guilty 862 01:16:34,345 --> 01:16:38,384 of the murder, of Mary Lane. And sent to death row. 863 01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:42,968 In his thought-provoking book "Marijuana, Weed of Madness " 864 01:16:43,104 --> 01:16:46,972 Earle A. Rowell explains how marijuana causes prison inmates to fall 865 01:16:47,066 --> 01:16:49,273 desperately in love with each other. 866 01:16:49,401 --> 01:16:53,269 Just as they would with women, outside prison walls. 867 01:17:04,416 --> 01:17:08,284 Hello, Mr. and Mrs. America Let's go to press. 868 01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:12,288 Tonight, Jimmy "The Cannabis Killer" Harper walks the last mile to the electric chair. 869 01:17:12,424 --> 01:17:16,588 Convicted of murder under the influence of the new drug menace, marijuana! 870 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:19,052 Shut up, shut up! 871 01:17:19,181 --> 01:17:22,344 We can't just let Jimmy die. Shut up, shut up! 872 01:17:22,476 --> 01:17:26,344 Look, the kid's yesterday's headlines , there's nothing' we can do about it. 873 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:30,815 When's Jack bringin' some new boys home ? Shut up, shut up! 874 01:17:30,943 --> 01:17:34,152 You shut up! What are you, nuts ? 875 01:17:36,532 --> 01:17:38,273 I'm fine. 876 01:17:40,161 --> 01:17:43,119 Perfectly in control ! 877 01:17:53,674 --> 01:17:56,382 REMEMBER ME RALPH? I'M ABOUT TO FRY. 878 01:17:56,802 --> 01:18:01,262 WHILE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS STAND IDLY BY MY LIFE IS NOWA TICKING BOMB. 879 01:18:01,891 --> 01:18:03,882 I'M GONNA MISS MY SENIOR PROM. 880 01:18:04,518 --> 01:18:07,010 YOU MURDERED ME RALPH! 881 01:18:07,563 --> 01:18:08,928 MURDERED ME! MURDERED YOU? 882 01:18:09,023 --> 01:18:10,513 MURDERED ME! MURDERED HIM ? 883 01:18:12,026 --> 01:18:15,894 Evemhing okay up there? It's the kid! He's in the toilet! 884 01:18:16,030 --> 01:18:18,863 Just flush him, Ralph. 885 01:18:27,041 --> 01:18:32,081 You better cool off on the muggles there Just a little hungy, that's all. 886 01:18:38,928 --> 01:18:41,260 REMEMBER ME RALPH ? I'VE BEEN SENT TO HELL. 887 01:18:41,597 --> 01:18:44,259 A PUBESCENT EDITION OF JEIEBEL. 888 01:18:44,433 --> 01:18:46,640 IT HURTS A LOT TO BEND, 889 01:18:46,936 --> 01:18:49,098 BUT AT LEAST I'VE MADE A FRIEND. 890 01:18:49,688 --> 01:18:52,601 YOU MURDERED HER, RALPH! 891 01:18:52,691 --> 01:18:53,977 MURDERED ME! MURDERED YOU? 892 01:18:54,068 --> 01:18:55,775 MURDERED ME! MURDERED THEM! 893 01:19:00,616 --> 01:19:03,529 What's eatin' him? Jack! I saw Satan! 894 01:19:03,661 --> 01:19:07,575 And the kid! And Satan! And the girl! That mug's wound up like an $ day clock! 895 01:19:07,665 --> 01:19:11,579 One too many giggle sticks. put your flaps down before you take off. 896 01:19:11,710 --> 01:19:15,578 Go get some air. No! Jack! Not out there, Jack! 897 01:19:28,811 --> 01:19:32,145 Just a little too much weed, that's all. 898 01:19:35,067 --> 01:19:38,025 Just an ordinay scarecrow ! 899 01:19:51,667 --> 01:19:53,954 OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE 900 01:19:54,128 --> 01:19:56,711 WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE. 901 01:19:57,047 --> 01:19:59,459 WAY DOWN WHERE IT'S HOT, 902 01:19:59,550 --> 01:20:02,042 THEYARE SAVING US A SPOT. 903 01:20:02,136 --> 01:20:05,299 YOU MURDERED THEM, RALPH! 904 01:20:05,389 --> 01:20:08,177 MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! 905 01:20:08,434 --> 01:20:11,017 Bad zombies! 906 01:20:13,564 --> 01:20:15,976 HE'S LOSING IT, JACK! GEE, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE. 907 01:20:16,275 --> 01:20:18,892 HE'S LIABLE TO CRACK AND SPILL ALL HE KNOWS 908 01:20:19,111 --> 01:20:21,603 HE'S REALLYACTING WEIRD. 909 01:20:21,697 --> 01:20:24,234 PERHAPS IT'S TIME HE DISAPPEARED! 910 01:20:24,450 --> 01:20:30,196 HE'D NEVER BE MISSED ! I COULD... MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! 911 01:20:30,372 --> 01:20:33,615 Jack, no! you'll have the police right back here! 912 01:20:33,709 --> 01:20:37,077 Alright. We'll play it your way, for now. for now. 913 01:20:38,547 --> 01:20:43,667 He bit me! Jack? I got me the munchies real bad. 914 01:20:44,178 --> 01:20:46,840 He's givin' me the creepin' heebie-jeebies 915 01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:51,591 Let's go get Ralph a bite. Yeah, he's liable to wake the neighbors 916 01:20:51,727 --> 01:20:54,685 You stay. Keep an eye on him. 917 01:20:56,565 --> 01:20:59,603 I don't like the way he's lookin' at me. 918 01:21:01,111 --> 01:21:06,402 Shake a leg with that grub ! Leg. Grub. 919 01:21:22,549 --> 01:21:25,917 Yoo hoo, Ralph! We have take-away from Dim Foo's! 920 01:21:26,261 --> 01:21:29,219 Sally? Ralph? Where'd they go ? 921 01:21:29,390 --> 01:21:32,758 They best not have skipped town. Sally? Ralph? 922 01:21:42,486 --> 01:21:43,442 Yam 923 01:21:48,826 --> 01:21:50,612 Blumsack! 924 01:21:56,417 --> 01:21:57,953 Yam 925 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:14,132 I FOUND ME A SNACK IT WAS NICE AND FRESH. 926 01:22:14,309 --> 01:22:16,516 THE WEED MADE HIM HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH ! 927 01:22:17,187 --> 01:22:21,932 STEP AWAYYOU MUG. 'CAUSE THAT'S A BRAND NEW PERSIAN RUG 928 01:22:22,484 --> 01:22:24,771 HE'S NOT GONNA STOP! 929 01:22:25,446 --> 01:22:28,234 MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! 930 01:23:16,246 --> 01:23:17,987 Ralph? 931 01:24:01,917 --> 01:24:04,955 Oh God, oh God, oh God, 932 01:24:05,254 --> 01:24:08,588 Oh God, oh God, oh God, Mae! Don't get queer on me now. 933 01:24:10,384 --> 01:24:12,921 Oh God, oh. 934 01:24:20,477 --> 01:24:23,060 Damn body! 935 01:24:31,613 --> 01:24:34,025 OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE, 936 01:24:34,116 --> 01:24:36,699 WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE. 937 01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,151 NOWI SEE THEM JACK! 938 01:24:39,496 --> 01:24:41,658 AND THEYALL WANT THEIR CHILDHOODS BACK! 939 01:24:42,374 --> 01:24:44,661 WE MURDERED THEM, JACK! 940 01:24:45,502 --> 01:24:48,494 MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! 941 01:24:48,672 --> 01:24:51,380 OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE 942 01:24:51,550 --> 01:24:54,838 WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE! 943 01:24:55,012 --> 01:24:58,004 PULL IT TOGETHER. DON'T FLIP YOUR SKIRT. 944 01:24:58,098 --> 01:25:01,716 YOU DO THE THINGS YOU GOTTA DO IN THIS DOG EAT DOG EAT DOG WORLD. 945 01:25:02,102 --> 01:25:05,936 SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST THE WINNER IS THE LAST ONE LEFT ALIVE 946 01:25:06,023 --> 01:25:08,811 SO YOU MURDER 'EM, BEFORE THEY MURDER YOU. 947 01:25:37,179 --> 01:25:41,468 Well, on the bright side, we finally got the place to ourselves. 948 01:25:46,563 --> 01:25:49,100 Ralph and Sally, and little 949 01:25:50,108 --> 01:25:53,976 whatsername are dead! Jimmy's on his way to the electric chair 950 01:25:54,112 --> 01:25:56,774 and you couldn't care less! 951 01:25:56,865 --> 01:26:01,280 I may be a monster, but you Jack, you're the devil! 952 01:26:03,789 --> 01:26:06,952 So long as I'm the number one guy. 953 01:26:09,252 --> 01:26:10,663 THE KID'S A GONER, 954 01:26:11,922 --> 01:26:16,541 THEY'RE GONNA MAKE HIM PAY FOR THE STUFF. 955 01:26:16,635 --> 01:26:18,717 Here, simmer down, will ya? 956 01:26:20,389 --> 01:26:22,505 I'VE SEEN MY HONOR, 957 01:26:23,225 --> 01:26:28,220 ROLLED UP AND BURNED AWAY, WITH THE STUFF 958 01:26:28,897 --> 01:26:30,558 WELL, IT'S GOTTA STOP. 959 01:26:31,149 --> 01:26:34,517 Let go of me! I'm tying to comfort you here. 960 01:26:34,653 --> 01:26:36,769 I said let go! 961 01:26:37,739 --> 01:26:40,527 I SHOULD SHOW HIM THE DOOR, 962 01:26:40,617 --> 01:26:43,325 HE TREATS ME LIKE AWHORE. 963 01:26:43,412 --> 01:26:46,700 I DON'T NEED JACK NO MORE 964 01:26:46,790 --> 01:26:48,781 OR THE STUFF! 965 01:26:53,422 --> 01:26:57,290 You dumb slut! That was half ajay of good mooteryou just wasted. 966 01:26:58,719 --> 01:27:00,460 I know. 967 01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:06,806 Hey! 968 01:27:06,935 --> 01:27:09,893 What are you doing with that garden hoe ? 969 01:27:10,021 --> 01:27:14,436 Taking care of a big, fat, weed ! 970 01:27:16,862 --> 01:27:19,399 Oh, that's it. 971 01:27:19,865 --> 01:27:22,732 Say good night, Gracie. 972 01:27:28,039 --> 01:27:30,622 Good night, Gracie. 973 01:27:31,918 --> 01:27:33,659 SO THIS IS IT JACK, . 974 01:27:34,254 --> 01:27:38,293 LAST NIGHT OF BALLYHOO FOR THE STUFF. 975 01:27:39,217 --> 01:27:41,049 Get away from me, 976 01:27:41,136 --> 01:27:45,630 THIS ONE'S FOR RALPH, JACK! HERE'S ONE FOR SALLY, TOO. 977 01:27:46,224 --> 01:27:47,180 HAD ENOUGH? 978 01:27:47,392 --> 01:27:49,759 YEAH, YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH! 979 01:27:57,486 --> 01:27:59,477 YOU ONCE HAD ALL THE BRAINS, 980 01:27:59,613 --> 01:28:02,856 NOW THEY'RE JUST CARPET STAINS! 981 01:28:03,158 --> 01:28:07,527 YOU'RE IN NO SHAPE TO FIGHT. 982 01:28:07,871 --> 01:28:12,911 MY BID TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 983 01:28:13,710 --> 01:28:16,372 'CAUSE THERE'S BLOOD UPON YOUR NECKTIE, 984 01:28:16,463 --> 01:28:18,579 YOUR CORPUS IS DELECTI 985 01:28:18,673 --> 01:28:34,181 AND I HAVE BEEN DELIVERED FROM THE STUFF! 986 01:28:43,114 --> 01:28:47,028 You've sent Thelma into shock ! Yourwife's lack of fortitude 987 01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:51,028 is no fault of this presentation. I dare say our hardy pioneer women 988 01:28:51,164 --> 01:28:55,123 would have shared a laugh at her expense. So what of Mae Coleman ? 989 01:28:58,797 --> 01:29:03,382 With Jack out of the picture, Mae was determined to rescue doomed Jimmy. 990 01:29:03,718 --> 01:29:08,508 But fate was about to intervene in a most dramatic fashion. 991 01:29:37,711 --> 01:29:42,456 I see the Presidential motorcade turning onto Halpern Street. 992 01:29:44,134 --> 01:29:46,967 Mr. President. Ah, Mr. President! 993 01:29:48,388 --> 01:29:53,428 Mr. President, , I need to talk with you ! Step back, ma'am. 994 01:29:57,105 --> 01:30:00,973 It is a known scientific fact, that under the influence of marijuana, 995 01:30:01,067 --> 01:30:05,732 the user becomes insatiably violent. capable of staggering feats of strength. 996 01:30:06,406 --> 01:30:08,443 Unfortunately for Mae Coleman... 997 01:30:11,077 --> 01:30:13,034 she was no longer under the influence. 998 01:30:23,048 --> 01:30:26,382 I'm don't...so, terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me. 999 01:30:27,510 --> 01:30:30,343 Please, help me up. 1000 01:30:31,890 --> 01:30:36,635 Mr. President! An innocent boy is about to be executed! Listen to me! 1001 01:30:41,608 --> 01:30:44,942 Hold on boys! I, for one, would like to hear 1002 01:30:45,612 --> 01:30:48,650 what the blood-spattered young lady has to say. 1003 01:31:00,502 --> 01:31:02,994 James Fenimore Harper, 1004 01:31:03,129 --> 01:31:07,123 you have been convicted of the murder of Mary Lane 1005 01:31:07,759 --> 01:31:11,002 and sentenced to death by electrocution 1006 01:31:11,513 --> 01:31:15,472 in accordance with the laws of this great state. 1007 01:31:16,643 --> 01:31:19,476 Any last words? 1008 01:31:20,188 --> 01:31:23,146 Well put. Pull the switch. 1009 01:31:29,447 --> 01:31:32,109 Stop the execution ! 1010 01:31:32,242 --> 01:31:35,200 We have a Presidential Pardon ! 1011 01:31:37,789 --> 01:31:42,078 Mae, am I ever glad to see you ! ! And you too, Mr. President. 1012 01:31:44,295 --> 01:31:49,290 I knewyou wouldn't let me die. I was hoping you wouldn't cut it so close. 1013 01:31:49,551 --> 01:31:52,919 I'm sorry kid. But now we're gonna be okay. 1014 01:31:53,513 --> 01:31:56,551 Jimmy, I've heard a lot about you. 1015 01:31:56,683 --> 01:32:01,723 And we've read all about you in school, Mr. President. 1016 01:32:02,272 --> 01:32:05,139 I promise never to touch the reefer again. 1017 01:32:05,275 --> 01:32:08,108 Oh, that's simply grand! 1018 01:32:08,737 --> 01:32:12,071 You know, a little orphan girl once told me 1019 01:32:12,782 --> 01:32:15,365 that the sun would come out tomorrow. 1020 01:32:15,493 --> 01:32:19,361 Her adopted father was a billionaire, so I suppressed the urge, 1021 01:32:19,664 --> 01:32:24,579 urge to laugh in her face, but now I think she might have been right! 1022 01:32:32,052 --> 01:32:35,670 THE TRAGIC VICTIM OF DRUG ABUSE 1023 01:32:35,930 --> 01:32:39,924 HAS NOW BEEN SPARED FOR A HIGHER USE. 1024 01:32:40,602 --> 01:32:43,890 THEYWERE READY TO COOK MY GOOSE, 1025 01:32:44,481 --> 01:32:47,564 BUT GOD HAD OTHER PLANS! 1026 01:32:47,650 --> 01:32:50,108 He works in mysterious ways, Jimmy. 1027 01:32:50,737 --> 01:32:54,526 I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING INSIDE HAS STIRRED. 1028 01:32:54,908 --> 01:32:59,277 AT LONG, LONG LAST LET THE TRUTH BE HEARD. 1029 01:32:59,370 --> 01:33:02,829 GO FORTH JIMMY, AND SPREAD THE WORD. 1030 01:33:03,416 --> 01:33:07,330 FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA. YOU HAVE BEEN SET... 1031 01:33:07,420 --> 01:33:14,087 FREE, TO TELL... THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WISDOM WE HAVE LEARNED ! 1032 01:33:14,427 --> 01:33:17,965 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1033 01:33:18,473 --> 01:33:21,807 ALL ABOUT THE DEMON WEED. HOW IT GROWS FROM A DEMON SEED! Indeed! 1034 01:33:22,268 --> 01:33:25,761 THAT PUNGENT SMOKE WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN 'TIL YOU'RE INCURABLE INSANE. 1035 01:33:26,231 --> 01:33:28,939 TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 1036 01:33:29,025 --> 01:33:32,689 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1037 01:33:33,071 --> 01:33:36,280 WITH VOICES RAISED IN SONG, WE'RE BANISHING THE BONG! So long! 1038 01:33:36,908 --> 01:33:40,321 OUR CHILDREN TEETER ON THE BRINK. WE NEED TO TEACH THEM WHAT TO THINK. 1039 01:33:41,037 --> 01:33:44,621 TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 1040 01:33:45,875 --> 01:33:49,243 WE'VE GOT TO CAPTURE THE NATION'S EAR. 1041 01:33:49,546 --> 01:33:52,664 SPREAD THE WORD 'CROSS THE HEMISPHERE. 1042 01:33:53,216 --> 01:33:56,425 BUT THERE AREN'T THAT MANY PEOPLE HERE. 1043 01:33:56,928 --> 01:33:59,545 AND ONE OF US IS LAME! 1044 01:34:00,181 --> 01:34:02,218 Not to wory, Jimmy! 1045 01:34:02,433 --> 01:34:05,391 WE'LL USE THE PAPERS OF MR. HEARST. 1046 01:34:06,146 --> 01:34:09,355 FLOOD THE AIRWAYS UNTIL THEY'VE BURST 1047 01:34:09,649 --> 01:34:12,983 WITH CATCHY SLOGANS WE'VE ALL REHEARSED. 1048 01:34:13,069 --> 01:34:16,778 AND ICONOGRAPHY! 1049 01:34:16,865 --> 01:34:19,983 IT'S UNCLE SAM... GEORGE WASHINGTON... 1050 01:34:20,577 --> 01:34:27,290 AND LADY LIBERTY! 1051 01:34:27,542 --> 01:34:31,160 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1052 01:34:31,504 --> 01:34:34,496 JUST WHO TO DEMONIIE. WHAT POLITICS TO DESPISE! 1053 01:34:35,049 --> 01:34:39,134 WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE FINGERPRINTS OF JAZZ MUSICIANS AND IMMIGRANTS. 1054 01:34:39,512 --> 01:34:41,970 TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 1055 01:34:42,098 --> 01:34:45,591 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1056 01:34:46,186 --> 01:34:49,144 THE ABC'S OF SPIN. AND TURNIN' YOUR NEIGHBORS IN. Or kin! 1057 01:34:49,939 --> 01:34:53,523 IT ALL COMES DOWN TO APPLE PIE! GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD NEVER LIE. 1058 01:34:53,985 --> 01:34:56,693 TRUST US TO TELL THEM, 1059 01:34:56,821 --> 01:35:00,359 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1060 01:35:00,742 --> 01:35:04,030 LET EVERY SIR AND MA'AM, OBBEY THEIR UNCLE SAM! 1061 01:35:04,495 --> 01:35:08,204 THAT FAMOUS FINGER'S SET TO POINT. I WANT YOU TO DROP THAT JOINT ! 1062 01:35:08,875 --> 01:35:13,369 GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH. 1063 01:35:13,463 --> 01:35:17,172 GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, GIVE ME YOUR POOR. GIVE ME YOUR HUDDLED MASSES 1064 01:35:17,717 --> 01:35:23,053 YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE OF REEFER SMOKE! 1065 01:35:23,181 --> 01:35:27,891 FREEDOM! FREEDOM! 1066 01:36:30,164 --> 01:36:33,031 I LOVE YOU ROMEO! 1067 01:36:33,584 --> 01:36:35,871 PLEASE WAIT FOR ME, JULIET! 1068 01:36:37,588 --> 01:36:41,206 ONE DAY I'LL GET CANCER OR HIT BYA TRAIN ! 1069 01:36:42,218 --> 01:36:47,054 AND WE'LL BE REUNITED IN HEAVEN! 1070 01:37:30,933 --> 01:37:34,142 IT'S TIME FOR PARENTS TO TAKE A STAND 1071 01:37:34,437 --> 01:37:37,896 FOR THE PRESERVATION OF THIS GREAT LAND. 1072 01:37:38,316 --> 01:37:41,775 'TIL THE THINGS THAT SCARE US ARE BURNED OR BANNED 1073 01:37:42,070 --> 01:37:44,983 OR SMASHED TO SMITHEREENS! 1074 01:38:00,671 --> 01:38:04,130 AND ONCE THE REEFER HAS BEEN DESTROYED 1075 01:38:04,467 --> 01:38:07,676 WE'LL START ON DARWIN AND SIGMUND FREUD 1076 01:38:08,012 --> 01:38:11,425 AND SEX DEPICTED ON CELLULOID 1077 01:38:11,766 --> 01:38:14,679 AND COMMUNISTS AND QUEENS! 1078 01:38:15,395 --> 01:38:19,184 WHEN DANGER'S NEAR, EXPLOIT THEIR FEAR. 1079 01:38:19,565 --> 01:38:26,858 THE END WILL JUSTIFY THE MEANS... 1080 01:38:26,989 --> 01:38:36,535 MEANS... 1081 01:38:36,666 --> 01:38:40,125 REEFER MADNESS! 84424

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