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Woman's voice: All my life,
all I ever wanted to be
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was a rock and roll star.
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...Sixty-one-forty-one
Afton Place was my home...
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...Junkies, thieves,
rednecks and queens...
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...Rock and roll stars
and freaks like me...
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...I tried to leave this place
where the sidewalk screams...
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...And the courtyar�s
littered with broken dreams...
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...But those dirty, dirty angels
keep on pulling me in...
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...Promising me more
of nefarious sin...
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Woman's voice: I was this dorky
seventh grader from the Valley
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when I had my first
cool experience.
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My boyfriend, Johnny Miller,
had his dad drive us to see
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lke and Tina Turner
at the Hollywood Bowl.
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Oh, man.
She scared the shit out of me!
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It was the most bad-assed thing
I'd ever seen a woman do.
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Suddenly, the idea of becoming
a teacher or a nurse lost its edge.
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Sorry, Mom.
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...35 flew by
near Sunset and Vine...
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...I'm not getting any younger...
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...Hollywood is killing me,
this town's a motherfucker...
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...I tried to leave this place
where the sidewalk screams...
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...And the courtyar�s
littered with broken dreams...
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...But those dirty, dirty angels
keep on pulling me in...
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...Promising me more
of my very sin...
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Woman's voice: The second after
I'd got my driver's license,
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I grabbed my fake I.D.,
jumped into my Pinto,
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and headed straight over
the hill to Hollywood.
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I saw the band X at The Whiskey,
and I fell in love with Punk Rock.
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I left that show knowing
I had to have my own band.
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So I got an electric guitar,
learned three chords,
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and cons some chicks
into starting a band with me.
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That was 20 years ago.
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Today, and God knows how many
bands later, not much has changed.
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Not the gigs, not the clubs,
not the money.
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...I tried to leave this place
where the sidewalk screams...
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...And the courtyar�s
littered with broken dreams...
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...But those dirty, dirty angels
keep on pullin' me in...
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...Promising me more
of nefarious sin...
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...My favorite sin...
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Tonight, we made
$13.50 each.
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Not even enough
to support my eyeliner habit.
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Lady with a baby,
make a hole.
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And what lucky ladies get to share
this glamorous life with me?
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Let me introduce you to my band.
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Tha�s Faith. Guitar God by night,
guitar teacher by day.
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Oh, man,
she loves her guitar!
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I think she only stopped sleeping with
it when she started sleeping with Sally.
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Tha�s Sally.
Hmm, le�s see.
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If Shirley Temple and Keith Moon
had a love child,
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she would definitely be Sally.
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You need help with that, missy?
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Oh, yeah.
That beautiful mess is Tracy.
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Lucky for her,
she's a trust fund baby.
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And a great bass player.
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What did I say about the feet?
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Oh, this is Jessica.
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Hey.
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It must be Friday.
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- Hey.
- Am I going to see you later on?
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Yeah. I'll call you.
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Jacki...
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don't say you're going to call me
unless you're going to call me, okay?
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- I will see you later.
- All right.
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See you later.
Let me just finish up here.
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Fine.
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Chicks.
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I spent over 20 years living, breathing,
fucking, sucking, eating, sleeping,
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and dreaming
all things rock and roll.
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It never occurred to me
that I might not make it.
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So, did I really want to be
slugging it out in little clubs,
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still chasing that rock and roll dream
when I was 45?
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50? How about fucking 60?
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I mean, at what point
do I become a joke?
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In two days I'll be 40.
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And surprise, surprise,
I ain't no rock star.
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I could quit and become the bitter old
bitch who devoted her whole life
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to rock and roll
and never succeeded...
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or I could stick with it and become the
bitter old bitch who refused to give up.
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Hmm, bitter rock chick
in a band?
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Bitter rock chick without a band?
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Either way, bitter and rock and roll
end up together.
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Woman:
Go this way.
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This, if...
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Hello, lesbian lovers.
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Hello,
lady who kept make up from mind.
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Now here's a foolish question.
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Is Tracy here yet?
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Hello. Testes, one,
two, three. Testes.
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...Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga,
ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga...
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...Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga...
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...I can't stop this feeling...
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...Deep inside of me...
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...Girl, you just don't realize...
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...What you do to me...
- Fuck!
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...When I hold you
in my arms so tight...
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Shut up!
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...Hooked on a feeling...
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I cannot believe you know
the words of that fucking song!
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Tracy, while we were waiting for you,
we took a vote.
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We're now a cover band.
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Cover this, dude.
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Whore.
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I'm like Cher.
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Hey!
...That you're in love with me...
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Yeah, yeah.
No way, man. I read the pamphlets.
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Today's marijuana,
tomorrow I'm a crack whore.
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Faith:
I know this girl.
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She had a labia reduction.
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Man.
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Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready
for that cheap rock and roll sound?
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The band you've been trying
to avoid all your life,
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the fucking worst band
in the history of rock and roll.
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- Would you mind not fucking...
- I'm embarrassed to introduce...
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All right, Nick, Nick, enough.
Here, smoke pot and shut up, dude.
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Think this could wait
until after rehearsal?
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- I don't think so.
- I don't think so. We'll be right back.
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- Nick: Yeah!
- Come on, man, leave 'em alone.
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I�s the rock and roll sound.
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- How much?
- 200, baby.
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Oh, tha�s what I'm talking about.
I mus�ve been a good boy.
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You look so good.
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God, you're so beautiful!
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Why don't you
come with me, huh?
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You don't need to practice.
They can practice. Quit.
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- C'mon, Nick.
- Come with me in Mexico.
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I can't, they'll kill me.
I got to stay.
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Go. Get out.
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At least come into the bathroom with me.
I want to show you something.
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Don't be
a fucking pig, dude, c'mon.
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Go.
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- Yo!
- Shut your hole!
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...She says bad luck
follows me around...
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...All my friends
have let me down...
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...I don't need this dress,
these drugs, this town...
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...These people, this party,
yeah, i�s bringin' me down...
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Buen dia, compadre.
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- How are you doing?
- Good, good, good.
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Real good.
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...She says
I never used to live like this...
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...I had it all
and walked away from it...
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...I don't need these problems,
this drama, this shit...
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...I�s 3:00 a.m.
And I'm losing my grip...
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...With mouth full of lies
and heart full of sighs...
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..."Why me, oh Lord,
why me?" she cries...
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...'Cause everyone else
is so fucked up...
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...And everything else
is so fucked up...
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All the time.
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...And it always finds me,
i�s just my luck...
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...Ms Tweak lives
in Hollywood...
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...Looking up at hell
she thinks she's got it so good...
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...She don't need
no friends, no family, no man...
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...She don't need nothing, man,
she don't give a damn...
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...With a mouth full of lies
and a heart full of sighs...
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..."Why me, oh Lord,
why me?" she cries...
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..."'Cause everyone else
is so fucked up"...
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..."And everything else
is so fucked up"...
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...And it always finds me,
i�s just my luck...
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...She says,
"Blah, blah, blah"...
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...She says
nothing at all...
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...She says
"Blah, blah, blah"...
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...She says
nothing at all...
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Look at you.
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I can't believe you didn't tell me
you were getting out?
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I wanted to surprise you.
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You know that guy?
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Grab my bass, will you?
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Oh, man!
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Who's this guy?
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I don't know, he's kind of
fucking hot though.
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In an "America's Most Wanted"
kind of way.
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- Hi! I'm Faith.
- I'm Animal.
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Animal?
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- I'm Sally's brother.
- You have a brother?
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Named Animal?
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Wow!
Well, where you been?
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- I was in...
- He was in college.
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Yeah... no, he's got lvy League
written all over him.
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Hey guys, can we just have
a minute, please?
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- All right.
- Thanks.
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- I was in prison.
- Did he just say prison?
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Yes, he did.
How long and what for?
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Dude, you're not supposed
to ask that!
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Is there a prison etiquette
I don't know about?
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I want to make sure he's not a child
molester, or a rapist.
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Jacki, he's...
he's my brother.
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They're always
someone's brother.
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You look friendlier
in the photos.
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I�s nice
to finally meet you, Jacki.
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What photos?
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Great to finally meet you, Jacki.
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Nick, say hello
to Sally's brother, Animal.
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- Hey, man.
- Nick: Animal?
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You got a problem, man?
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I don't know. Do I?
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I don't know.
Do you?
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Stop it, Nick. Splashing
your testosterone all over the place.
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Shut up, Jack!
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Don't talk to her
like that, man.
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Maybe I should
just come back later, huh?
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Wait a minute.
Where are you gonna go?
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I saw a motel a few blocks back.
It rents by the week.
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Dude, we got an extra room,
you should totally stay with us.
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Is that okay?
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Sure, yeah.
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Jacki:
Yeah, i�d be totally cool.
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'Cause if Tracy and Sally
just play it totally straight,
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and I come in just kind of chugging,
like really slow, slow, slow, slow.
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Then you'd come in
with this lead, really slow,
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toom-toom-toom,
build, build, build,
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then we just slam
into the chorus.
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I�ll be hot, man.
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So shall I start without you?
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I got to go.
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- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh. Come here.
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- Turn that thing off.
- Uh-huh.
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Love is evil.
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And cruel.
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Radio: I'll tell you
another thing. If your teenager
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is listening to
the heavy metal music, be warned:
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This could be the first step
towards renouncing Jesus.
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- Oh my God!
- What the fuck is that?
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This music is sponsored
by Satan himself...
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Ooh, Satan!
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...goes hand in hand
with premarital sex,
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alcoholism,
addiction to marijuana,
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and in some cases,
madness.
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- Wild madness!
- Oh, God!
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...So messed up,
I want you here...
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...In my room,
I want you here...
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...Now we're gonna be
face to face...
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...And I'll lay right down
in my favorite place...
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...But now I wanna
be your dog...
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...'Cause now I wanna be
your dog...
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...'Cause now I wanna
be your dog...
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...Well, come on!
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Man: Fuck, I didn't hear the beep.
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Jacki, I�s Chuck
from Triple Z records.
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Listen, uh, I'm sorry...
240
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,000
Hey Chuck, wha�s up?
241
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,712
I'm not busy, man.
242
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:08,302
Yeah, I know about it, i�s next month.
I read it in the Weekly. Why?
243
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:11,889
...'Cause now I'm ready
to feel your hand...
244
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,682
Tha�s too bad, man.
245
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:22,149
Yeah, I mean, well, you know, I got
to ask the rest of the band, but...
246
00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:23,984
that sounds pretty cool.
247
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,154
Uh-huh.
248
00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:30,657
Yeah, I'll get back to you, man.
Cool, thanks. Bye.
249
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,160
What is your problem?
250
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,828
Jesus, that was Chuck!
251
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,456
- I don't care who that was.
- He wanted to tell me...
252
00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:38,665
Like I give a shit?
253
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,252
I got to pee.
254
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:50,177
Fuck!
255
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:55,057
Jacki's voice: Every band dreams
of getting a call like this.
256
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,070
Yes! Yes!
257
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,114
- You're such a dick!
- Just a second!
258
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:18,580
Jacki's voice: Oh God. Please don't
let us fuck this up.
259
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,173
What are you doing?
260
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,718
You know what, fuck you, Jacki
and your band! I don't need this shit!
261
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:36,014
Jessica, come on, man,
don't be stupid, you're not leaving.
262
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:39,893
You're so smart?
You don't even know when to apologize!
263
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:42,104
- Apologize for what?
- For what?!
264
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:45,065
I'm sorry for picking up the phone
when I was fucking you again!
265
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,900
- Jessica...
- How about, I'm sorry!
266
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:49,945
I'm sorry for not being at your birthday
'cause of my damn rehearsal!
267
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:52,781
- You knew about that.
- You never hang out at my house.
268
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,659
You don't take me dancing
to the gay bars 'cause...
269
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,911
- 'cause you hate the music?
- Well, it sucks.
270
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,831
- Fuck the music.
- Okay, I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry!
271
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:02,666
Oh, I'm sick of this shit!
272
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,251
I just apologized.
273
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:11,258
Come on, you know
you don't want to leave!
274
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,801
I�s mine!
275
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,931
Jessica!
276
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,981
Fuck.
277
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:29,735
Ooh! Chuck called!
What the fuck did he want?
278
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:33,155
He came sniffing around here,
and then what? Nothing.
279
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:36,867
- Just listen...
- I don't know. No, Jacki.
280
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:41,295
- Fuck him, and his faux British accent!
- Faux?
281
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:44,333
Listen, I know the guy
is super cheesy but he gets shit done.
282
00:18:44,368 --> 00:18:46,793
Dude, he doesn't even
fucking return your calls, man.
283
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,128
Maybe he's busy.
284
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,963
Tha�s funny, because when
I don't return
285
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,799
people's telephone calls,
that means I don't wanna talk to 'em.
286
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:56,303
- Guys, come on, let her finish.
- Jacki: Thank you, Sally.
287
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:59,139
Okay, you're ready,
this is great. Now... well,
288
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:02,351
you know the drummer guy,
from Thrill 13, right?
289
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,228
Well, he O.D.'d.
290
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:08,482
Wow! Now, that is great
fucking news, dude.
291
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,359
Tha�s not what I meant.
292
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,653
Oh, wait, they're opening
for X, right?
293
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:15,030
They were.
294
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:18,450
And one of the reason's Chuck called,
he can't promise us anything,
295
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,702
but he's going to try
to get us that opening slot.
296
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,704
What? Tha�s fucking great!
297
00:19:22,739 --> 00:19:24,665
Oh, and tha�s not all.
298
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,709
He wants to take a meeting
with us on Thursday.
299
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,379
Oh my God! He's going
to sign us, I know it.
300
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,423
You are
the sweetest little angel.
301
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:36,009
What, isn't that part
of the reason that we're in a band?
302
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:40,138
- To get signed, and go on tour?
- Actually, I'm in a band so I get laid.
303
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,350
Come on, dude, chicks do not need
to be in a band to get laid.
304
00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:44,726
- Faith: Shut the fuck up.
- Nice.
305
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,358
Okay, ready?
306
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:16,216
- What do you think?
- Oh, um...
307
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,302
it... that wasn't bad.
308
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,512
Yeah!
309
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:24,016
Okay, but do you remember,
we were talking about...
310
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,101
the dynamics of a song.
311
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:28,228
Wha�s that?
312
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,980
Um...
313
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,357
oh, look at...
we're out of time!
314
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:37,362
- Okay, I'll see you next week, then.
- Yes, cool.
315
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,572
Okay, bye.
316
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,411
Mom, that was really good,
thank you. It was so good.
317
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:47,372
Well, after coffee,
you get to open your presents.
318
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,709
- Oh yes, presents!
- I spent a lot of money.
319
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,593
But I got a big question,
serious question,
320
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:55,589
I don't see a pony anywhere,
am I ever going to get a pony?
321
00:20:55,631 --> 00:21:00,135
Every year, I'm promised a pony,
and every year there's no pony!
322
00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:02,387
Oh, I'll never forget
the look on your face
323
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,182
when we got you that bike
that looked like a pony.
324
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:08,310
- I didn't know that.
- And she named it Lucky.
325
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:10,896
Did you know she used to put
carrots in the garage
326
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:13,148
hoping that the bike's
going to eat the carrots?
327
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:17,653
I loved that bike. One time, I remember
I came out to play, and it was gone?
328
00:21:17,688 --> 00:21:19,530
- Remember that?
- Somebody stole Lucky?
329
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,573
- I don't remember that.
- No, Dad took it.
330
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:25,160
Dad hid Lucky to teach me a lesson
to not leave it out on the front lawn.
331
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:27,829
- What else is new?
- How can you not remember that?
332
00:21:27,864 --> 00:21:30,457
I came in, I was freaking out,
screaming and crying,
333
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,125
"Oh my God! Oh my God!
Where's Lucky?"
334
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,670
He said, "If it was up your ass
so you'd know where he was."
335
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:38,173
How about when he used to say,
"Go get me something to hit you with."
336
00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,967
- What was that?
- How lame were we?
337
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,760
Why did we always
get him a belt?
338
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:44,763
How genius would it have been,
if we came with a wet noodle and said,
339
00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:46,265
"Go ahead, Dad, whale on us."
340
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,308
I wish I had a dollar
for every time he said,
341
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,310
"Did your mother have
any kids that lived?"
342
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,896
- Shut up, you, guys.
- How about when he'd give us a bath?
343
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:54,857
- Our special bath...
- That is enough!
344
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,615
Way to go, Jacki.
I told you, that shit is just not funny.
345
00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:06,034
- You think I don't know that?
- Yeah.
346
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,956
Enough.
347
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,689
Sorry, Mom.
348
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:39,651
I just don't know
how you and your sister
349
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,070
can joke and go on like that.
350
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:46,700
Well, what are our choices?
351
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:03,342
So, how are things going
with the band?
352
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,304
What?
353
00:23:07,339 --> 00:23:09,014
Nothing.
354
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,725
They're fine.
355
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,227
They're good. I mean...
356
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,064
we'll see.
We have a small label looking at us.
357
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,399
Well, tha�s terrific, isn't it?
358
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,734
Yeah, we'll see.
359
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:24,196
Will they show
all those tattoos on MTV?
360
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:28,450
Mom, I'm gonna keep
my sleeves over it, all the time.
361
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,369
Just for you.
See that?
362
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,246
There.
363
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:35,457
I bet if you got a job
illustrating books
364
00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:37,626
instead of people
they'd provide you with...
365
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,586
Both:
Medical and dental insurance.
366
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:44,174
Well, honey, i�s true! What if, God
forbid, something happens to you!
367
00:23:44,216 --> 00:23:47,094
- Nothing's gonna happen to me.
- And you smoke way too much.
368
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:50,472
Mom, I smoke just enough.
369
00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:57,688
Come on, I know you got
a cake in there somewhere for me.
370
00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:00,649
Yep.
I baked your favorite chocolate.
371
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:04,069
- With marshmallow frosting.
- Yes!
372
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:07,072
Come on, Mom.
Bring it on!
373
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:09,533
Jacki's voice: She left him
when I was 10, thank God.
374
00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:13,287
Still, a day doesn't go by
when I don't think about him.
375
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:18,584
After all, he helped make me
the woman I am today. Way to go, Dad!
376
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:22,796
Dude, she is going to be so psyched.
377
00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:26,508
- She better like it.
- You kidding me?
378
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,510
She's gonna fucking love it.
379
00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:31,638
Nothing says "life-time commitment"
quite like a tattoo.
380
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:36,226
How's that girl you've been seeing?
Wha�s her name?
381
00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:39,271
Jessica.
How is Jessica doing?
382
00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:41,481
She dumped me.
383
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,317
Wha�s wrong with you?
384
00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:45,986
You can't keep no man,
you can't keep no woman...
385
00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:49,156
Sally spells her name
with one "L", right?
386
00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:52,493
Oh, you suck!
387
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,291
Jacki:
Tha�s a bitchen shirt, by the way.
388
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:00,751
Oh, thank you.
389
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:04,129
I�s too bad we missed that whole
riot girl scene by about a butt hair.
390
00:25:04,171 --> 00:25:06,840
- Or 10 years.
- Same thing.
391
00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:10,010
But you know, you did pioneer
that whole "Riot Mom" thing...
392
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:11,595
that was good.
393
00:25:11,637 --> 00:25:13,305
Oh, happy birthday too,
by the way.
394
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:15,349
Ow! Shit!
395
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:17,392
- What?
- Fuck, that hurts!
396
00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:19,645
I�s a tattoo, man.
I�s got to hurt a little feel to good.
397
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:24,483
- Come on, now. Don't be a pussy.
- Jeez! You don't do that again.
398
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,405
Do you ever think about quitting?
399
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,324
Quitting what?
400
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:34,409
Music.
401
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:38,372
Well, le�s pretend I could do
something else, which I cannot.
402
00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:41,667
Um... no.
403
00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:47,047
Oh, wait, who's this, who's this?
404
00:25:47,089 --> 00:25:51,218
"We're gonna play
as long as there is an audience, man.
405
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:56,390
And when there's no audience,
we're gonna play for the bartender!"
406
00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:59,393
I never did that lame-ass gesture.
You're such a dick.
407
00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:01,436
You might as well tattoo that
on your forehead.
408
00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:05,357
No, seriously, don't you ever think
about being 50 or 60 years old,
409
00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:08,443
hauling our gear around,
passing out fliers,
410
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:11,905
fighting with the bookers
and still sweating the rent?
411
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:17,202
Fuck the rent.
412
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:22,583
Ahem.
413
00:26:25,294 --> 00:26:27,588
- Hello, my angel.
- Hey.
414
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:31,508
Wha�s up, girl?
415
00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:36,722
- Where's Sally?
- Her room.
416
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,349
- Is Jacki here?
- Uh-uh.
417
00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:43,061
You know, i�s these
meaningful talks we have...
418
00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:45,814
that just make me feel
so connected to you.
419
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:07,544
Close your eyes.
420
00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:10,964
Close your eyes.
421
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,680
Open 'em.
422
00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:24,978
- Oh, is it real?
- Yes, i�s real!
423
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:27,981
Ouch!
Jacki just did it today.
424
00:27:28,023 --> 00:27:29,858
Oh, my God, Faith.
425
00:27:33,904 --> 00:27:36,281
Happy anniversary.
426
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:40,244
Oh, baby, i�s so, so beautiful.
427
00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:42,871
I love you so much.
428
00:27:42,913 --> 00:27:44,873
I love you too.
429
00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,015
- Let me see it.
- Oh.
430
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,187
You know,
I was noticing something...
431
00:28:07,229 --> 00:28:10,107
something different
about you today.
432
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:11,984
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
433
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:15,195
You have this brother.
434
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,367
Hey!
435
00:28:23,287 --> 00:28:28,041
I wanted to tell you about a thousand
times, and then he just showed up.
436
00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:31,336
So, what did he do?
437
00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:32,963
Faith, no.
438
00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:41,972
Well,
do you even want him here?
439
00:28:43,432 --> 00:28:45,267
Yeah, I do.
440
00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:51,023
Please don't make me
talk about this right now.
441
00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:53,066
You don't have to talk
about that.
442
00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:06,830
You want me to get that?
443
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:18,926
Hey.
444
00:29:20,219 --> 00:29:21,595
Hey.
445
00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:25,265
- How are you doing?
- Mm-hmm. I'm good.
446
00:29:34,358 --> 00:29:37,236
- I guess I'm gonna finish to get ready.
- Mm-hmm.
447
00:29:40,697 --> 00:29:44,284
He's coming with us?
I thought it was girl's night out.
448
00:29:44,326 --> 00:29:46,119
Apparently not, dude.
449
00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:47,746
After the gig,
le�s go do something.
450
00:29:47,788 --> 00:29:50,624
Can't man.
Nick's coming over.
451
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:52,334
Oh, you suck!
452
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:55,128
When was the last time we hung out?
I miss you, man.
453
00:29:56,672 --> 00:29:59,466
- Ever since you and Nick got together...
- Jacki.
454
00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:03,136
At least I'm in a relationship.
God forbid you have an emotion or two.
455
00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:05,472
Tha�s really sweet.
456
00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:08,225
We're talking
about you right now, not me.
457
00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:10,811
No, Jacki.
I�s always about you.
458
00:30:10,853 --> 00:30:13,272
Right now we're talking about
your opinion of me.
459
00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:16,859
No, right now
i�s about my concern for you.
460
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,611
You mean for the band?
461
00:30:19,653 --> 00:30:22,614
You got a problem, dude.
You got to deal with it.
462
00:30:22,656 --> 00:30:24,825
My only problem is you
at my ass lately.
463
00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:29,830
- Is that right?
- Yeah. Other than that, I'm just fine.
464
00:30:29,872 --> 00:30:32,541
Tracy, we have a really
good chance of getting signed.
465
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,168
I don't want you
to fuck this up for me.
466
00:30:34,209 --> 00:30:36,628
- You?
- Us, you know what I mean.
467
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:38,630
Yeah, I know what you mean.
468
00:30:38,714 --> 00:30:41,466
Are you in this band
because you like to play,
469
00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:43,886
or are you still just trying
to piss of your parents?
470
00:30:45,721 --> 00:30:47,598
Yeah.
471
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:51,059
At least I'm not a 40-year-old wishing
I was a 25-year-old rock star.
472
00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:57,983
- Fuck.
- Come on, you guys, le�s go!
473
00:30:58,025 --> 00:31:02,529
Hey, Jacki!
Happy birthday, dude!
474
00:31:02,571 --> 00:31:05,324
Is it your birthday?
Hey, happy birthday! How old are you?
475
00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:07,284
How big is your dick?
476
00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:08,911
I'll wait outside.
477
00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:18,378
So, what are we going to do
about Ms. Tweak?
478
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:21,965
I never thought I'd long for the days
when Tracy was just drinking too much.
479
00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:25,093
You're not thinking
of kicking her out, are you?
480
00:31:25,135 --> 00:31:28,347
I'm thinking I'd like to kick her ass
up and down the street.
481
00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:32,351
- She's a fucking great bass player.
- She's a great friend!
482
00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:35,729
Can you imagine going into the studio
with that? She'd be a nightmare.
483
00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:40,192
- Talk to her.
- I tried. She doesn't want to hear it.
484
00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:46,406
Do you want to see
a hot show?
485
00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:57,251
Nick, how many times do I have
to tell you I do not like bell peppers?
486
00:31:57,292 --> 00:32:00,838
Man, I told the guy twice...
no bell peppers.
487
00:32:00,879 --> 00:32:03,215
The guy's an asshole.
488
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,472
Fuck, man!
489
00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:13,976
Mmm!
490
00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,562
The good stuff.
491
00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:18,730
What is wrong with you?
492
00:32:20,816 --> 00:32:24,653
- I had a fight with Jacki.
- Again? Fuck her.
493
00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:32,828
You think I drink too much?
494
00:32:33,871 --> 00:32:35,998
Is that what she said?
495
00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:38,834
You know,
she could use a fucking drink.
496
00:32:38,876 --> 00:32:41,962
Don't worry
about any of that tonight.
497
00:32:43,172 --> 00:32:46,049
I want you to just relax.
498
00:32:47,176 --> 00:32:51,138
Have you been thinking
about the fantasy, hmm?
499
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:54,766
- We're not doing that tonight, are we?
- No, no, not tonight, but...
500
00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:57,853
maybe you've been
thinking about it, hmm?
501
00:32:57,895 --> 00:33:00,230
Come on. Get off.
502
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:04,776
You promised you wouldn't talk
about it once I agreed.
503
00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:09,990
All right,
what movie did you rent?
504
00:33:10,032 --> 00:33:12,493
I thought we'd watch one
of the ones I got last week.
505
00:33:14,119 --> 00:33:18,373
Right. Porn and pizza.
Tha�s real romantic.
506
00:33:21,418 --> 00:33:24,296
How long is that guy
staying here, anyways?
507
00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:27,549
- Nick, don't start, man.
- No, I'm just asking... how long?
508
00:33:27,591 --> 00:33:30,302
And don't pick a fight
with him either, all right?
509
00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:32,513
Oh, yeah? And why is that?
Because he's been in prison,
510
00:33:32,554 --> 00:33:34,681
and has lots of tattoos?
I'm so scared.
511
00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:37,768
No. Because i�s stupid,
and pointless, tha�s why.
512
00:33:39,186 --> 00:33:42,356
God, why do guys
always have to fight?
513
00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:46,193
Because we're men.
Manly men.
514
00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:50,697
And tha�s what men do.
515
00:33:50,739 --> 00:33:54,535
They already fucking hate you.
Can you please not make it any worse?
516
00:33:54,576 --> 00:33:56,787
What are you talking about?
They love me.
517
00:33:59,206 --> 00:34:01,166
...I was into smashing bottles...
518
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:02,376
...Oh, yeah...
519
00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:05,420
...While you were laughing,
calling me crazy...
520
00:34:05,455 --> 00:34:06,672
...Oh, yeah...
521
00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:09,758
...Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
...Oh yeah...
522
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,885
So are they... together?
523
00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:14,346
Do you got
a problem with that?
524
00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:18,559
No. She's never
mentioned it though.
525
00:34:26,358 --> 00:34:28,068
Still bugged about Tracy?
526
00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:29,570
Jacki: Whatever.
527
00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:31,905
What do you know, anyway?
528
00:34:33,282 --> 00:34:35,576
I know
Sally really looks up to you.
529
00:34:37,286 --> 00:34:39,621
I know you've worked
your ass off for this band
530
00:34:39,663 --> 00:34:41,248
and good things
are finally happening.
531
00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:45,092
- And I also know...
- Jesus Christ!
532
00:34:45,127 --> 00:34:47,421
Didn't you have anything
better to do in prison
533
00:34:47,462 --> 00:34:50,340
than listen to Sally's
up-to-the-minute Clamdandy reports?
534
00:34:50,382 --> 00:34:52,676
No.
535
00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:02,477
Look, I know she didn't tell you about
me, but I feel like I know you guys.
536
00:35:02,519 --> 00:35:04,730
Dude, you didn't know
your sister was a dyke!
537
00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:06,523
No. I know you are sometimes.
538
00:35:06,565 --> 00:35:10,277
So, Animal,
what did you do for fun in prison?
539
00:35:11,487 --> 00:35:13,405
She said you could be a bitch.
540
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:18,744
- But mostly she said nice things.
- Yeah, and you believed her?
541
00:35:18,785 --> 00:35:23,332
Of course. Otherwise I wouldn't find
myself liking you as much as I do.
542
00:35:23,373 --> 00:35:24,666
Really?
543
00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:27,461
...It was a good life honey...
- And I think you like me, too.
544
00:35:27,503 --> 00:35:29,796
- What?
...We never had to beat...
545
00:35:29,838 --> 00:35:32,674
...around the bush...
- I said I think you like me.
546
00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:36,053
...Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah...
547
00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:40,098
...Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh yeah!
548
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:59,326
...If I fall short...
549
00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:03,831
...If I don't make the grade...
550
00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:08,669
...If your expectations
aren't met in me today...
551
00:36:11,672 --> 00:36:16,718
...There's always tomorrow...
- Yeah!
552
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:20,806
...Or tomorrow night...
- Come on, Nick, let me see that ass.
553
00:36:20,848 --> 00:36:24,191
...Hang in there, baby...
554
00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:28,730
...Sooner or later
I know I'll get it right...
555
00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:35,612
...Please don't give up on me...
556
00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:39,908
...Oh, please, don't give up on me...
- Come on, you can't do it like that.
557
00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:41,285
Yeah.
558
00:36:41,326 --> 00:36:44,705
...I know i�s late...
559
00:36:44,746 --> 00:36:49,585
...Late in the game...
560
00:36:51,170 --> 00:36:56,091
...But my feelings,
my true feelings...
561
00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:59,386
...Haven't changed...
562
00:37:00,929 --> 00:37:04,850
...Here in my heart...
563
00:37:04,892 --> 00:37:11,815
...I know, I know I wasn't
wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...
564
00:37:11,857 --> 00:37:14,610
...I'd like to make amends...
565
00:37:14,651 --> 00:37:21,575
...For the love that I never,
ever, ever, ever showed...
566
00:37:21,617 --> 00:37:25,537
And now I am going
to make you achieve
567
00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:28,207
multiple orgasms
568
00:37:28,248 --> 00:37:30,876
without even touching you.
569
00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:36,423
I will achieve this
with hypnosis.
570
00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:41,303
Look into the sacred
571
00:37:41,345 --> 00:37:44,598
one-eyed snake's eye.
572
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,769
- Nick.
- Concentrate on the snake.
573
00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:50,771
Concentrate
on the snake.
574
00:37:52,439 --> 00:37:55,150
Do not laugh!
You do not want to anger him.
575
00:37:55,192 --> 00:37:57,653
- Nick!
- What?
576
00:37:57,694 --> 00:38:01,949
Come here and fuck me.
Come on.
577
00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:04,034
...Don't you give up on me...
578
00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:09,873
...Please, please, please...
- Come on, kiss me.
579
00:38:13,585 --> 00:38:18,173
...Don't give up on me...
580
00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:35,232
Tracy.
581
00:38:37,151 --> 00:38:38,610
Tracy.
582
00:38:54,918 --> 00:38:56,879
Thanks, baby.
583
00:39:09,725 --> 00:39:11,518
Maybe you should call her.
584
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,563
Tracy knows we're meeting Chuck
at 7:00. She's gonna show up.
585
00:39:14,605 --> 00:39:17,566
- Sally: What if she doesn't?
- Jacki: I'll fucking kill her.
586
00:39:21,778 --> 00:39:24,740
Ah, lives to fuck up another day.
587
00:39:24,781 --> 00:39:26,200
Ha-ha.
588
00:39:27,493 --> 00:39:30,871
Dude, I am never
drinking red wine again.
589
00:39:30,913 --> 00:39:32,539
Tha�s a start.
590
00:39:32,581 --> 00:39:34,708
Listen, missy,
I'm hung over, I'm not deaf.
591
00:39:36,251 --> 00:39:39,630
Hey, did you hear about our hot date
with Jacki and Animal last night?
592
00:39:39,671 --> 00:39:41,757
It was not a date!
593
00:39:43,342 --> 00:39:45,260
You're such a fucking dick.
594
00:39:45,302 --> 00:39:47,888
Oh yeah?
Did you fuck him, you whore?
595
00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:51,517
No, she didn't.
Right Jacki?
596
00:39:51,558 --> 00:39:55,229
Come on, man, he just got out of jail.
He'd fuck anything.
597
00:39:55,270 --> 00:39:59,066
- Yeah, wha�s Nick the Dick's excuse?
- Just kidding, Jacki.
598
00:39:59,107 --> 00:40:01,401
Make up does make the girl.
599
00:40:01,443 --> 00:40:04,696
Could we be serious just for a second?
I just want to ask you a question.
600
00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:07,825
Seriously, if you didn't know me,
how old would you think I was?
601
00:40:07,866 --> 00:40:10,410
I do know you,
and I'm not playing that game.
602
00:40:10,452 --> 00:40:14,248
Just humor me.
C'mon now, how old do I look?
603
00:40:14,289 --> 00:40:16,250
C'mon now, I could take it.
604
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:20,212
Okay, you look...
605
00:40:21,797 --> 00:40:24,258
I can't, I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
606
00:40:24,299 --> 00:40:26,510
- Who cares, Jacki?
- You're such an asshole.
607
00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:28,971
- And how old are you?
- 23, why?
608
00:40:29,012 --> 00:40:31,974
Yeah, well, when I was
"23, why?" I didn't care either.
609
00:40:32,015 --> 00:40:36,270
Well, I think you look like
you could pass for 29.
610
00:40:36,311 --> 00:40:39,815
Thank you.
But I'm not 29.
611
00:40:39,857 --> 00:40:43,110
And the fact that I have to fucking lie
about my age... it pisses me off.
612
00:40:43,152 --> 00:40:46,321
I�s true. Unless you're young, hip
and look good on the side of a building
613
00:40:46,363 --> 00:40:49,575
in a fucking designer jean ad,
we're not gonna get signed.
614
00:40:49,616 --> 00:40:51,952
I mean, i�s just... I'm sorry.
615
00:40:51,994 --> 00:40:56,123
I do not foresee a rock and roll
Jacki doll in the near future.
616
00:40:56,165 --> 00:40:59,626
And I hardly doubt
that we'll be drinking cola
617
00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:02,754
in some $30-million
lame-ass video.
618
00:41:04,715 --> 00:41:06,133
I�s bullshit.
619
00:41:07,301 --> 00:41:10,721
I play the guitar.
I write my own fucking songs.
620
00:41:11,722 --> 00:41:14,683
I�s just bullshit, man.
I don't want to lie.
621
00:41:14,718 --> 00:41:17,019
I mean, everyone is a fucking liar.
622
00:41:19,938 --> 00:41:23,192
Well, I think that you look
really good for your age.
623
00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:26,111
I'm going to go take a shit.
624
00:41:28,197 --> 00:41:31,200
Jacki, there are worse things
than getting old.
625
00:41:31,241 --> 00:41:33,160
Yeah, like what?
626
00:41:34,578 --> 00:41:37,331
Like not getting old.
627
00:41:37,372 --> 00:41:38,874
Faith:
That would suck.
628
00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:41,341
Hey, Chuck.
629
00:41:41,376 --> 00:41:43,879
Hello, Clammies.
How're we doing today?
630
00:41:43,914 --> 00:41:47,049
Dandy.
Nice shirt, Chuck.
631
00:41:47,090 --> 00:41:49,176
You're going to be
my new daddy?
632
00:41:49,218 --> 00:41:52,054
If you play your cards right,
I think we could work something out.
633
00:41:52,095 --> 00:41:53,889
We'll work that
into the contract.
634
00:41:53,931 --> 00:41:57,142
Jacki's voice: Okay, two dykes,
a wannabe rock star,
635
00:41:57,184 --> 00:42:00,229
and a tequila-guzzling speed freak
walk into a restaurant.
636
00:42:01,855 --> 00:42:06,693
I always imagined it would be a bit
more... I don't know, glamorous.
637
00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:11,031
I mean, we'd be in this big, beautiful
office, we'd sign on the dotted line,
638
00:42:11,073 --> 00:42:15,911
and cut to: Band onstage playing
to thousands of adoring fans,
639
00:42:15,953 --> 00:42:21,041
"Whaa-aa! You guys rule!
Yeah!"
640
00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:23,752
My whole future
is hanging in the balance
641
00:42:23,794 --> 00:42:27,047
at the Big Drip Cafe.
642
00:42:27,297 --> 00:42:30,634
Okay, here's what I want.
I've been thinking about it for so long.
643
00:42:30,717 --> 00:42:32,052
She really has.
644
00:42:32,094 --> 00:42:35,264
I want it to be totally original. I want
a rose, but I want it to be yellow.
645
00:42:35,305 --> 00:42:37,731
- Tha�s so pretty!
- Right?
646
00:42:37,766 --> 00:42:41,812
Okay, and I want two leaves on one side,
but only one leaf on the other side.
647
00:42:41,854 --> 00:42:43,856
Because I'm a Gemini,
do you know what I mean?
648
00:42:43,897 --> 00:42:45,190
Totally.
649
00:42:45,232 --> 00:42:48,402
Because sometimes I can be so crazy,
and then sometimes, I'm just...
650
00:42:48,443 --> 00:42:51,071
- Not, right?
- Exactly.
651
00:42:51,113 --> 00:42:54,700
- Something like that?
- Oh my God, tha�s it!
652
00:42:54,741 --> 00:42:57,119
- Oh, it so is!
- Where do you want it?
653
00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:01,707
I want it on my ankle,
but really low,
654
00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:03,709
and really really small,
so I can hide it.
655
00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:07,588
And also, if I decide I don't like it
later, I can just have it removed.
656
00:43:07,629 --> 00:43:10,883
So, I have about
a half an hour. Can do it?
657
00:43:12,259 --> 00:43:13,927
Hmm.
658
00:43:13,969 --> 00:43:15,637
No.
659
00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:17,681
Well, why not?
660
00:43:17,723 --> 00:43:21,351
Girls, there's not enough time
to explain this to you now.
661
00:43:21,393 --> 00:43:23,395
Besides,
I got a costumer.
662
00:43:23,437 --> 00:43:25,898
I'm doing the Sistine Chapel
on his scrotum.
663
00:43:25,981 --> 00:43:28,400
You can stay and watch if you want.
You don't mind, do you?
664
00:43:28,442 --> 00:43:31,612
No. No, you guys can stay.
665
00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:35,282
Oh, you know what?
We'll come back later.
666
00:43:35,324 --> 00:43:37,159
Cool.
667
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,790
They're out there,
breeding.
668
00:43:43,832 --> 00:43:45,959
So, wha�s up?
669
00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:49,630
Nothing. I just thought
I'd come by and check out the shop.
670
00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:52,758
- It looks great.
- Thanks.
671
00:43:54,009 --> 00:43:58,305
So, let me guess.
Your mother did not name you Animal.
672
00:43:59,473 --> 00:44:01,266
No, that was Sally.
673
00:44:02,851 --> 00:44:06,438
I started playing drums when I was
about, I don't know, 12,
674
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:10,150
and Sally was really
into The Muppet Show.
675
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:14,279
You know, the little hairy red guy
who plays the drums,
676
00:44:14,321 --> 00:44:16,156
always screaming.
677
00:44:17,199 --> 00:44:18,867
Animal.
678
00:44:20,327 --> 00:44:23,705
So you're telling me
you're named after a Muppet?
679
00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:25,874
Unfortunately, yes.
680
00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:31,004
But you can bet I told the guys
in prison a different story.
681
00:44:34,424 --> 00:44:36,134
So, why were you there?
682
00:44:40,389 --> 00:44:41,974
I killed someone.
683
00:44:43,517 --> 00:44:45,894
Well, manslaughter.
684
00:44:45,936 --> 00:44:48,772
Thanks.
685
00:44:50,899 --> 00:44:54,153
Wow. Who?
686
00:44:54,194 --> 00:44:59,158
Our stepdad, whose name was Dick,
if you can believe that.
687
00:45:01,118 --> 00:45:04,913
He was always telling my mom
she was as useless as tits on a board.
688
00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:10,002
My mom was passed out
on the couch.
689
00:45:10,043 --> 00:45:11,962
She slept
through the whole thing.
690
00:45:13,088 --> 00:45:15,048
I got off from work
early that night.
691
00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:18,677
And to get to my room
you have to pass Sally's room.
692
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,972
And on my way by,
I thought I heard voices.
693
00:45:22,014 --> 00:45:24,099
That sounds like Sally's crying.
694
00:45:24,141 --> 00:45:29,897
So, I look in,
and there he is on top of her.
695
00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:35,986
So I go to my room
and I get my baseball bat.
696
00:45:36,028 --> 00:45:38,447
I come back swinging.
697
00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:43,243
He never heard me coming.
698
00:45:44,328 --> 00:45:46,205
I just remember Sally...
699
00:45:47,873 --> 00:45:51,710
hugging her knees, on the corner
of that bed, screaming at me to stop it.
700
00:45:51,752 --> 00:45:53,462
I just kept hitting that fucker.
701
00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:01,094
I didn't plan on killing him...
702
00:46:03,597 --> 00:46:05,641
but can't say I regret it.
703
00:46:10,854 --> 00:46:13,857
Maybe next time we get together,
we can talk about...
704
00:46:15,818 --> 00:46:17,277
other things.
705
00:46:17,319 --> 00:46:21,156
- The next time?
- Yeah.
706
00:46:21,198 --> 00:46:23,951
I came here to ask you out.
707
00:46:25,369 --> 00:46:27,788
On a date?
708
00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:31,792
Yeah. I�s okay, isn't it?
709
00:46:31,834 --> 00:46:35,462
- I�s a little weird.
- Well, wha�s weird about it?
710
00:46:35,504 --> 00:46:37,464
How old are you?
711
00:46:37,506 --> 00:46:38,632
I'm 27.
712
00:46:40,133 --> 00:46:42,970
Yeah, well... ahem...
I'm not 27.
713
00:46:43,011 --> 00:46:44,304
So?
714
00:46:46,014 --> 00:46:47,933
So, I think
you could find someone
715
00:46:47,975 --> 00:46:52,020
a little bit more,
you know, buoyant.
716
00:46:52,062 --> 00:46:53,355
I think you're beautiful.
717
00:46:59,695 --> 00:47:02,614
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
718
00:47:03,949 --> 00:47:08,203
Before you went away
to the big house...
719
00:47:09,538 --> 00:47:12,541
did you date much?
Did you ever have a girlfriend?
720
00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:15,210
No.
721
00:47:15,252 --> 00:47:17,004
Mm-hmm.
722
00:47:18,046 --> 00:47:22,342
So, it is safe to say
that intimate relationships
723
00:47:22,384 --> 00:47:24,845
are not something
you've had a lot of experience with?
724
00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:28,515
It is safe to say...
725
00:47:31,101 --> 00:47:33,187
I have had absolutely none.
726
00:47:36,231 --> 00:47:37,357
Hmm.
727
00:47:49,912 --> 00:47:52,956
So, you... you want to go get
something to eat or something?
728
00:47:52,998 --> 00:47:54,458
I'm not hungry.
729
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,210
Why don't we
just grab a drink?
730
00:47:56,251 --> 00:47:57,711
I'm not thirsty.
731
00:47:57,753 --> 00:48:00,214
Do you wanna
go see a movie?
732
00:48:00,255 --> 00:48:02,049
I don't watch movies.
733
00:48:02,090 --> 00:48:05,928
- We could just go hang out.
- Oh my God, you're persistent.
734
00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:08,764
I've been in prison
for the past 10 years.
735
00:48:08,805 --> 00:48:11,391
Maybe you should
get yourself a hooker.
736
00:48:14,436 --> 00:48:16,897
Jacki, tha�s not
what I was getting at.
737
00:48:16,939 --> 00:48:19,566
...Tangled up in wha�s best...
738
00:48:19,608 --> 00:48:22,736
Come on,
I'll give you a ride.
739
00:48:22,778 --> 00:48:24,071
No, I'm just going to walk.
740
00:48:24,112 --> 00:48:26,657
Animal, no one walks in L.A.
741
00:48:26,698 --> 00:48:28,784
Well, they do
if they have an expired license.
742
00:48:28,826 --> 00:48:30,536
Either that or take a bus.
743
00:48:30,577 --> 00:48:32,412
Ooh, the shame train.
744
00:48:32,454 --> 00:48:35,207
I don't mind walking.
745
00:48:36,834 --> 00:48:39,711
I'll see you later.
746
00:49:00,941 --> 00:49:04,111
Jacki's voice:
Okay, he's a virgin.
747
00:49:04,153 --> 00:49:08,782
A convicted murderer virgin,
without a driver's license.
748
00:49:08,824 --> 00:49:11,285
Why am I finding this sexy?
749
00:49:26,175 --> 00:49:28,010
What are you doing here?
750
00:49:28,051 --> 00:49:30,429
I didn't know where else to go.
751
00:49:33,390 --> 00:49:35,184
What happened?
752
00:49:36,727 --> 00:49:38,353
Tracy, what happened?
753
00:49:38,395 --> 00:49:40,147
Oh, shit.
754
00:49:41,315 --> 00:49:42,900
Shit.
755
00:49:42,941 --> 00:49:45,152
I don't even know
where to start, dude.
756
00:49:47,196 --> 00:49:49,781
Thank you.
757
00:49:49,823 --> 00:49:52,201
You mind?
758
00:49:52,242 --> 00:49:54,203
No, go ahead.
759
00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:06,548
So, Nick...
he comes over tonight.
760
00:50:06,590 --> 00:50:08,675
Tracy, that drives me crazy.
761
00:50:08,717 --> 00:50:10,385
Can you talk
so I can understand you?
762
00:50:11,887 --> 00:50:13,388
Sorry.
763
00:50:16,058 --> 00:50:17,684
All right.
764
00:50:17,726 --> 00:50:19,561
Nick's been
bugging me for months.
765
00:50:22,189 --> 00:50:25,526
He wanted to do this
whole "rape fantasy" thing.
766
00:50:25,567 --> 00:50:27,694
Jesus, tell me
you didn't go along with that.
767
00:50:27,736 --> 00:50:30,906
I kept telling him no, women don't have
fantasies about being raped,
768
00:50:30,948 --> 00:50:33,992
that i�s total bullshit, right?
But then it hits me.
769
00:50:34,034 --> 00:50:35,702
I mean,
I kind of did have a fantasy.
770
00:50:35,744 --> 00:50:37,871
I don't want to hear this.
771
00:50:37,913 --> 00:50:40,415
- Just listen.
- I really don't want to hear this.
772
00:50:40,457 --> 00:50:43,377
Jacki, just listen.
773
00:50:46,505 --> 00:50:49,132
I had no idea
when it was going to happen.
774
00:50:49,174 --> 00:50:52,928
So he shows up tonight,
I'm crashed out on my bed,
775
00:50:52,970 --> 00:50:57,349
comes in my room... he's wearing
a ski mask, gloves, full on...
776
00:50:57,391 --> 00:51:01,770
movie-of-the-week rapist
attire and dialogue...
777
00:51:01,812 --> 00:51:04,398
"Don't say a word,
you won't get hurt."
778
00:51:04,439 --> 00:51:06,150
And I'm playing
the whole victim thing,
779
00:51:06,191 --> 00:51:08,402
"Oh, no, please,
please don't hurt me."
780
00:51:08,443 --> 00:51:10,737
Meanwhile, I'm reaching
under my pillow for my gun,
781
00:51:10,779 --> 00:51:13,157
which I've been keeping there
since he became obsessed
782
00:51:13,198 --> 00:51:15,242
with this whole
fucking stupid thing.
783
00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:20,414
So, I point the gun at him,
and I pull off a few rounds, and then...
784
00:51:20,455 --> 00:51:23,250
Wait, wait a minute.
You shot Nick?
785
00:51:23,292 --> 00:51:26,545
Well, yeah.
That was my fantasy.
786
00:51:26,587 --> 00:51:28,422
To kill whoever
tried to rape me.
787
00:51:28,463 --> 00:51:30,132
You killed Nick?
788
00:51:30,174 --> 00:51:34,303
Of course not, dude!
What do you think, I'm crazy?
789
00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:39,725
I loaded the gun with blanks,
but he didn't know that.
790
00:51:40,976 --> 00:51:44,897
Tracy, I mean, that...
791
00:51:44,980 --> 00:51:47,858
tha�s pretty fucking cool.
792
00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:52,154
Once he realized he wasn't dead,
he got really fucking pissed.
793
00:51:52,196 --> 00:51:53,697
No shit!
794
00:51:55,866 --> 00:51:58,410
Wha�s so funny?
795
00:51:59,453 --> 00:52:02,623
Oh, fuck.
796
00:52:02,664 --> 00:52:06,460
He peed his pants
when he thought that I really shot him.
797
00:52:15,093 --> 00:52:17,095
He really
fucking scared me, Jacki.
798
00:52:17,179 --> 00:52:19,765
He started talking
all kinds of crazy shit.
799
00:52:19,806 --> 00:52:23,602
And he hit me.
I just got the fuck out of there.
800
00:52:23,644 --> 00:52:25,729
Fuck him.
801
00:52:25,771 --> 00:52:28,482
Rape fantasy.
802
00:52:33,070 --> 00:52:35,489
Can I stay here tonight?
803
00:52:37,074 --> 00:52:38,575
Sure.
804
00:52:38,617 --> 00:52:41,286
- Would you do me a favor?
- Hmm?
805
00:52:41,328 --> 00:52:43,831
I don't think
I locked the front door.
806
00:52:43,872 --> 00:52:48,627
My bag is in there,
my credit cards and my cash,
807
00:52:48,669 --> 00:52:52,089
and just... please.
808
00:52:56,093 --> 00:52:58,345
Give me your keys.
809
00:53:03,225 --> 00:53:06,145
I forgot how much fun it was
hanging out with you.
810
00:53:25,747 --> 00:53:27,457
Great, no straw.
811
00:53:32,671 --> 00:53:34,423
Where's Tracy?
812
00:53:35,465 --> 00:53:38,385
Well, she's not with me.
813
00:53:42,431 --> 00:53:46,977
Does it look like she's with me?
'Cause I don't see her standing here.
814
00:53:48,061 --> 00:53:50,522
Look, Nick, if you guys
are fighting again...
815
00:53:50,564 --> 00:53:53,901
No, we're not fighting.
816
00:53:58,155 --> 00:54:00,991
What do you watch?
817
00:54:01,033 --> 00:54:03,994
- A movie.
- A movie?
818
00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:11,043
Wha�s that smell?
Is that you, Mr. Pissy Pants?
819
00:54:13,003 --> 00:54:15,839
You know what?
820
00:54:20,010 --> 00:54:22,095
I lied.
821
00:54:24,097 --> 00:54:26,433
Tracy is mad at me.
822
00:54:27,559 --> 00:54:30,354
- Do you want to know why?
- No!
823
00:54:30,395 --> 00:54:33,774
Look, Nick, you need to go home,
take a shower and go to bed.
824
00:54:33,816 --> 00:54:36,777
I'll call you a cab.
You can wait outside.
825
00:54:36,819 --> 00:54:40,322
Hollywood. Yeah, can I get
the number for Celebrity Cab?
826
00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:42,241
Whew!
827
00:54:42,282 --> 00:54:44,785
Wha�s that all about?
828
00:54:44,827 --> 00:54:49,289
Don't make a sound,
and nobody's going to get hurt.
829
00:54:49,331 --> 00:54:51,834
You're a freak,
do you know that?
830
00:54:55,504 --> 00:54:57,589
Nick: Huh?
831
00:54:57,631 --> 00:55:02,469
"Nicky, I used fake bullets!
I thought you'd think it was funny."
832
00:55:02,511 --> 00:55:03,846
Hmm?
833
00:55:05,430 --> 00:55:09,643
You mind
if I ask you a question, hmm?
834
00:55:09,685 --> 00:55:11,353
Where the fuck is Tracy?
835
00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:14,648
- Huh?! Where's my fucking girlfriend?
- I don't know!
836
00:55:14,690 --> 00:55:15,941
I think you know.
837
00:55:19,987 --> 00:55:22,281
Nick:
Wha�s the deal?!
838
00:55:22,322 --> 00:55:24,283
No!
839
00:55:39,381 --> 00:55:41,550
Sally?
840
00:55:44,595 --> 00:55:48,932
Oh, shit! Sally, sh...
oh, sh... oh, baby!
841
00:55:48,974 --> 00:55:51,018
Oh, fuck!
842
00:55:52,060 --> 00:55:55,939
Okay. Okay.
843
00:55:55,981 --> 00:55:58,692
I�s okay, baby.
I�s okay.
844
00:55:58,734 --> 00:56:00,861
Shh, shh... I�s okay, I'm here.
845
00:56:00,903 --> 00:56:03,238
I'm here.
846
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,199
Fuck! Fuck!
847
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:07,910
Okay, shh, don't move.
We're gonna get you help, okay?
848
00:56:07,951 --> 00:56:11,997
Fucking, fucking,
fucking motherfucker! Fuck!
849
00:56:41,276 --> 00:56:46,573
...Bring on the ugly,
bring on the shit...
850
00:56:46,615 --> 00:56:51,078
...You bring me something
that I just can't fix...
851
00:56:51,119 --> 00:56:52,162
What?
852
00:56:52,204 --> 00:56:55,249
...If I make you ugly...
853
00:56:55,290 --> 00:56:57,918
...It might do the trick...
854
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,087
...No one can fix you...
855
00:57:00,128 --> 00:57:02,881
- Is she all right?
...You make me sick...
856
00:57:04,466 --> 00:57:10,264
- Tracy...
...You bring out the worst in me...
857
00:57:16,395 --> 00:57:20,232
...And you bring out
the hate in me...
858
00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:28,949
...My rap is something
you can say...
859
00:57:28,991 --> 00:57:31,535
...Now you're ugly...
860
00:57:36,123 --> 00:57:37,624
Shit.
861
00:57:50,596 --> 00:57:54,725
Hey, I thought that was you,
man, wha�s up?
862
00:57:54,766 --> 00:57:57,352
- Nothing.
- Where's Tracy?
863
00:57:57,394 --> 00:58:01,440
- I don't know.
- What, you got in another fight?
864
00:58:01,523 --> 00:58:04,193
- Yeah.
- You guys!
865
00:58:04,234 --> 00:58:08,197
I just came from this lame-ass party
over at Cherokee. I'm just going home.
866
00:58:08,238 --> 00:58:10,115
I'm going home too.
867
00:58:10,157 --> 00:58:13,994
All right, man.
See you later.
868
00:58:18,665 --> 00:58:21,502
Hey! Get in!
869
00:58:21,543 --> 00:58:23,545
- What?
- Come on, I'll give you a ride home.
870
00:58:23,587 --> 00:58:24,838
Get in the car.
871
00:58:26,131 --> 00:58:27,966
You can picked up
for prostitution
872
00:58:28,008 --> 00:58:30,260
the way you're walking around
in your stupid hood.
873
00:58:54,743 --> 00:58:55,869
When I was in high school,
874
00:58:55,911 --> 00:58:58,205
my mom wanted me
to work in one of those burger joints.
875
00:58:58,247 --> 00:59:02,167
- Really?
- Yeah.
876
00:59:02,209 --> 00:59:05,254
But I told her I'd rather put
a cigarette out in my eye.
877
00:59:06,255 --> 00:59:08,465
I mean, think about it, Nick.
878
00:59:08,507 --> 00:59:10,843
How many times
could you actually say,
879
00:59:10,884 --> 00:59:14,721
"Hi, welcome to Burger Bastards,
how may I help you?"
880
00:59:14,763 --> 00:59:16,932
"Would you like a drink
with that?"
881
00:59:16,974 --> 00:59:19,935
"Hey! Did you try
our new fajitas?"
882
00:59:19,977 --> 00:59:24,523
It wouldn't be long
until I just snapped!
883
00:59:26,233 --> 00:59:31,196
Then some day, some foolio drives up
and asked me to "hold the pickles."
884
00:59:31,238 --> 00:59:35,617
I'd just lunged through that window
with a French fry scoop in my hand
885
00:59:35,659 --> 00:59:38,745
and I just rammed those
fucking pickles right down his throat.
886
00:59:40,122 --> 00:59:41,915
Jacki, you just missed my turn!
887
00:59:41,957 --> 00:59:44,626
Fuck!
888
00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:48,505
Next thing you know, I'm standing
in front of some judge
889
00:59:48,547 --> 00:59:51,425
with this court-ordered
attorney pleading
890
00:59:51,466 --> 00:59:54,595
the "special orders do
fucking upset us" defense.
891
00:59:54,636 --> 00:59:57,222
Yeah, great. Listen, flip a bitch
at this light, will you?
892
00:59:57,264 --> 00:59:59,725
- I'm fucking tired.
- But i�d be worth it.
893
00:59:59,808 --> 01:00:02,269
You know why, Nick?
894
01:00:02,311 --> 01:00:06,315
- You're a fucking idiot, you know that?
- Because when shit like that happens,
895
01:00:06,356 --> 01:00:07,941
i�s never about the pickle.
896
01:00:16,825 --> 01:00:18,702
Okay, tha�s good.
897
01:00:18,744 --> 01:00:21,246
Animal, tha�s enough!
898
01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:25,375
What the fuck are you doing?
You're gonna kill him!
899
01:00:27,586 --> 01:00:29,087
Fucking asshole!
900
01:00:38,347 --> 01:00:39,848
I gotta pee.
901
01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:55,781
Jacki's voice:
Okay, a murderer, a rapist,
902
01:00:55,823 --> 01:00:58,617
and a dyke walk into a tattoo shop.
903
01:00:58,659 --> 01:01:02,746
Oh, God.
Please, a little help here!
904
01:01:02,788 --> 01:01:04,998
I need a sign, man.
905
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:08,335
Just a little something to tell me
what the fuck I'm supposed to do.
906
01:01:11,255 --> 01:01:14,007
...Bring on the ugly...
907
01:01:14,049 --> 01:01:16,802
...Bring on the shit...
908
01:01:16,844 --> 01:01:19,221
...You bring me something...
909
01:01:19,263 --> 01:01:21,390
...That I just can't fix...
910
01:01:22,432 --> 01:01:25,018
...If I make you ugly...
911
01:01:25,060 --> 01:01:27,813
...It might do the trick...
912
01:01:27,855 --> 01:01:30,732
...No one can fix you...
913
01:01:30,774 --> 01:01:32,484
...You make me sick...
914
01:01:35,445 --> 01:01:39,032
...You bring out the worst in me...
915
01:01:46,415 --> 01:01:50,085
...And you bring out
the hate in me...
916
01:01:54,423 --> 01:01:59,136
...My rap is something
you can say...
917
01:02:12,232 --> 01:02:15,068
...Can't see you comin'...
918
01:02:15,110 --> 01:02:17,696
...But we feel you leave...
919
01:02:17,738 --> 01:02:20,699
...Don't see your own messes...
920
01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:23,076
...You don't feel the grief...
921
01:02:23,118 --> 01:02:25,871
...When you bring on the ugly...
922
01:02:25,913 --> 01:02:28,790
...When you bring on the shit...
923
01:02:28,832 --> 01:02:31,585
...You bring me something...
924
01:02:31,627 --> 01:02:33,754
...That I just can't fix...
925
01:02:33,795 --> 01:02:37,299
...You bring out the worst in me...
926
01:02:44,806 --> 01:02:48,560
...And you bring out
the hate in me...
927
01:02:50,270 --> 01:02:54,483
...My rap is something
you can say...
928
01:02:54,525 --> 01:03:00,072
...Now you're ugly...
929
01:03:00,113 --> 01:03:05,786
...Did I take revenge
on my broken brother?
930
01:03:05,828 --> 01:03:08,455
...Shall I make amends?
931
01:03:08,497 --> 01:03:11,333
...Should I even bother?
932
01:03:11,375 --> 01:03:17,005
...Did he pay the price
for so many others?
933
01:03:17,047 --> 01:03:23,303
...'Cause I don't feel a thing
for that sick motherfucker!
934
01:03:26,431 --> 01:03:30,144
...You bring out the worst in me...
935
01:03:37,693 --> 01:03:41,864
...And you bring out the hate in me...
- You fucked up, homeboy.
936
01:03:45,492 --> 01:03:50,289
...My rap is something
you can say...
937
01:04:01,133 --> 01:04:03,010
Would you let me help you?
938
01:04:07,639 --> 01:04:11,560
- I'll cook us something.
- Will you just stop, please stop!
939
01:04:13,061 --> 01:04:17,608
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna go get some air, okay?
940
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,752
Hey, babe.
941
01:04:36,793 --> 01:04:38,837
Oh, Jesus.
942
01:04:40,589 --> 01:04:42,549
What the fuck?
943
01:04:45,010 --> 01:04:48,263
You're just making this
worse by avoiding her.
944
01:04:48,305 --> 01:04:50,224
You can't...
945
01:05:05,948 --> 01:05:10,577
I feel like
Tracy is just hiding from me.
946
01:05:12,830 --> 01:05:17,584
And Faith, oh my God! Man,
sometimes I catch her looking at me,
947
01:05:17,626 --> 01:05:20,504
like she expects me to shatter.
948
01:05:20,546 --> 01:05:22,714
I fucking hate it.
949
01:05:24,049 --> 01:05:25,884
And my brother...
950
01:05:27,261 --> 01:05:29,429
I love him, but...
951
01:05:29,471 --> 01:05:32,182
we don't even know
what to say to each other.
952
01:05:36,770 --> 01:05:39,606
Did he tell you why
he was in prison?
953
01:05:40,649 --> 01:05:42,484
Yeah.
954
01:05:42,526 --> 01:05:46,113
You what I remember most
about that night?
955
01:05:46,155 --> 01:05:49,032
My brother beating
our stepfather to death
956
01:05:49,074 --> 01:05:50,951
in my bed with me still in it.
957
01:05:54,872 --> 01:05:57,624
I wish I'd had
a big brother like Animal.
958
01:05:59,334 --> 01:06:02,129
I was eight years old...
959
01:06:05,174 --> 01:06:07,259
I remember...
960
01:06:08,510 --> 01:06:11,138
watching this movie...
961
01:06:11,180 --> 01:06:13,599
I don't remember
what it was called, but...
962
01:06:15,100 --> 01:06:17,144
Bobby Darin was in it.
963
01:06:18,353 --> 01:06:23,317
And he was playing his guitar
in some army hospital.
964
01:06:25,402 --> 01:06:31,325
And I tried so hard to pretend
that he was singing to me,
965
01:06:31,366 --> 01:06:33,744
and that I was there,
966
01:06:36,705 --> 01:06:39,041
so I didn't have to be
where I was.
967
01:06:40,792 --> 01:06:43,253
I watched
a lot of movies like that.
968
01:06:54,223 --> 01:06:58,018
I just... I don't want
people to feel sorry for me.
969
01:07:00,604 --> 01:07:02,689
I mean, I feel like a freak.
970
01:07:04,024 --> 01:07:06,026
You're just kids, for Chris�s sake.
971
01:07:06,068 --> 01:07:08,070
They're the freaks, man.
972
01:07:10,239 --> 01:07:12,032
You know...
973
01:07:12,074 --> 01:07:16,995
Sal, I know it sounds stupid,
974
01:07:17,037 --> 01:07:18,997
when you say it out loud
975
01:07:19,039 --> 01:07:22,376
you know, or corny,
whatever, but i�s true, man.
976
01:07:23,919 --> 01:07:26,129
Music was the one thing
that helped me.
977
01:07:33,345 --> 01:07:36,223
When I play, I feel...
978
01:07:37,766 --> 01:07:39,184
Safe.
979
01:07:41,228 --> 01:07:43,772
Yeah.
980
01:07:45,816 --> 01:07:47,943
Yeah.
981
01:07:51,155 --> 01:07:53,198
Wow!
982
01:07:53,282 --> 01:07:57,035
I think I need to go beat
the fuck out of my drums.
983
01:07:57,077 --> 01:07:58,871
Yeah, you do.
984
01:08:08,046 --> 01:08:13,051
...Every six minutes
someone says "no"...
985
01:08:14,094 --> 01:08:20,726
...Every six minutes
she gets ignored...
986
01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:25,772
...I�s not
what you're wearing...
987
01:08:25,814 --> 01:08:29,151
...I�s not where you've been...
988
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:36,241
...The fact that they think so...
989
01:08:36,283 --> 01:08:39,453
...Tells you something about sin...
990
01:08:48,128 --> 01:08:51,048
...Tells you something about sin...
991
01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:29,586
...Every six minutes...
992
01:09:29,628 --> 01:09:33,674
...Someone says "no"...
993
01:09:35,425 --> 01:09:40,055
...Every six minutes...
994
01:09:40,097 --> 01:09:42,349
...She gets ignored...
995
01:09:43,892 --> 01:09:47,896
...I�s not what you're wearing...
996
01:09:47,938 --> 01:09:52,442
...I�s not where you've been...
997
01:09:52,484 --> 01:09:56,488
...The fact that they think so...
998
01:09:56,572 --> 01:09:59,700
...Tells you something about sin...
999
01:10:19,386 --> 01:10:21,889
...Every six minutes...
1000
01:10:23,223 --> 01:10:26,852
...A woman cries...
1001
01:10:26,894 --> 01:10:30,230
...Because every six minutes...
1002
01:10:32,191 --> 01:10:34,693
...Her pleads are denied...
1003
01:10:36,445 --> 01:10:39,573
...No one's asking for it...
1004
01:10:39,615 --> 01:10:42,951
...I�s no woman's even desire...
1005
01:10:44,745 --> 01:10:48,207
...That fact that they think so...
1006
01:10:48,248 --> 01:10:52,377
...Is a man-made liar...
1007
01:10:54,171 --> 01:10:56,965
...The passing of time...
1008
01:10:57,007 --> 01:11:01,553
...Have bring me closer to me...
1009
01:11:01,595 --> 01:11:05,307
...'Cause I got love and justice...
1010
01:11:05,349 --> 01:11:09,061
...That keeps you free...
1011
01:11:09,102 --> 01:11:13,774
...I've got.38 special...
1012
01:11:13,816 --> 01:11:17,152
...Reasons at my side...
1013
01:11:17,194 --> 01:11:21,240
...Face the ultimate "no," big boy...
1014
01:11:21,281 --> 01:11:28,038
...This time I'll decide...
1015
01:11:42,427 --> 01:11:45,013
...If I had a bullet...
1016
01:11:47,224 --> 01:11:50,769
...For every six minutes...
1017
01:11:50,853 --> 01:11:53,856
...I know just where to put it...
1018
01:11:55,774 --> 01:11:58,318
...Every six minutes...
1019
01:12:00,028 --> 01:12:03,115
...Running your heart...
1020
01:12:04,575 --> 01:12:07,828
...Running your brain...
1021
01:12:07,870 --> 01:12:10,664
...Maybe I gotta start...
1022
01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:14,626
...Just might ease my pain...
1023
01:12:17,796 --> 01:12:20,883
...The passing of time...
1024
01:12:20,924 --> 01:12:24,595
...Brings you closer to me...
1025
01:12:24,636 --> 01:12:28,891
...'Cause I got love and justice...
1026
01:12:28,932 --> 01:12:32,394
...That keeps you free...
1027
01:12:32,436 --> 01:12:36,773
...I've got.38 special...
1028
01:12:36,815 --> 01:12:40,652
...Reasons at my side...
1029
01:12:40,694 --> 01:12:44,156
...Face the ultimate "no,"
big boy...
1030
01:12:44,239 --> 01:12:50,913
...This time, I'll decide...
1031
01:13:41,296 --> 01:13:44,007
...If I had a bullet...
...Every six minutes...
1032
01:13:44,049 --> 01:13:47,344
...I'd know just where to put it...
1033
01:13:47,386 --> 01:13:49,054
...Every six minutes...
1034
01:13:49,096 --> 01:13:52,266
...If I had a bullet...
...Every six minutes...
1035
01:13:52,307 --> 01:13:56,728
...I'd know just where to put it...
...Every six minutes...
1036
01:13:56,770 --> 01:14:00,941
...Every six minutes...
...Every six minutes...
1037
01:14:00,983 --> 01:14:04,862
...Every six minutes...
...Every six minutes...
1038
01:14:04,903 --> 01:14:08,407
...Every six minutes...
...Every six minutes...
1039
01:14:08,490 --> 01:14:12,619
...Every six minutes...
...Every six minutes...
1040
01:14:12,661 --> 01:14:16,540
...Every six minutes...
...Every six minutes...
1041
01:14:16,582 --> 01:14:20,377
...Every six minutes...
...Every six minutes...
1042
01:15:03,462 --> 01:15:05,464
Hi, Daddy, i�s me.
1043
01:15:07,716 --> 01:15:09,843
I think there's something wrong
with my car.
1044
01:15:09,885 --> 01:15:12,638
You know, the clutch
or the brakes or something.
1045
01:15:12,679 --> 01:15:17,017
If you could put some extra money
in my account this week?
1046
01:15:17,059 --> 01:15:21,605
Okay. Thanks, Daddy.
I love you. Bye.
1047
01:15:24,274 --> 01:15:25,818
Fuck!
1048
01:15:33,450 --> 01:15:35,202
I see you finally
got yourself a roadie.
1049
01:15:35,244 --> 01:15:36,245
Well, yeah.
1050
01:15:36,286 --> 01:15:38,205
Well, my mom told I'd hurt
1051
01:15:38,247 --> 01:15:40,916
my female parts hauling
all that gear, so there you go.
1052
01:15:43,752 --> 01:15:44,878
Listen, now.
1053
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,422
Did you ever think about
wearing a dress?
1054
01:15:48,590 --> 01:15:51,051
I think about
a lot of things, Chuck,
1055
01:15:51,093 --> 01:15:53,846
but tha�s definitely not
one of them.
1056
01:15:53,887 --> 01:15:55,556
Well, tha�s too bad,
1057
01:15:55,597 --> 01:15:59,101
I think you'd look good
in a dress. Pretty.
1058
01:15:59,143 --> 01:16:02,938
I think you'd look pretty
in a dress too, Chuck.
1059
01:16:04,106 --> 01:16:08,110
Well, l... I should have your contract
wrapped up in a week or so.
1060
01:16:08,152 --> 01:16:11,321
Sounds great.
We're psyched. Thanks.
1061
01:16:11,363 --> 01:16:15,200
Well, I think that deserves a hug.
1062
01:16:15,242 --> 01:16:17,161
Huh?
1063
01:16:22,166 --> 01:16:24,418
Okay, tha�s good,
Chuck, thanks.
1064
01:16:24,459 --> 01:16:25,586
Right, right. Sorry.
1065
01:16:25,627 --> 01:16:28,797
- All right. Well, I'll see you.
- See you.
1066
01:16:33,135 --> 01:16:35,095
Where the fuck is Tracy?
1067
01:16:35,137 --> 01:16:38,265
Can't keep pretending
to tune this guitar.
1068
01:16:38,307 --> 01:16:40,267
We're gonna have
to go on without her.
1069
01:16:40,309 --> 01:16:41,435
Well, tha�ll sound like shit.
1070
01:16:41,477 --> 01:16:43,812
- What the fuck are we supposed to do?
- Hey!
1071
01:16:49,776 --> 01:16:51,403
I�s nice of you
to fucking show up.
1072
01:16:51,445 --> 01:16:54,239
Tracy: Okay.
1073
01:16:54,281 --> 01:16:56,617
- Thanks, Mom.
- Think you can take it from here?
1074
01:16:56,658 --> 01:16:58,494
Nee-nee-me-nee!
1075
01:17:08,837 --> 01:17:13,550
...Even the drugs
look good on you...
1076
01:17:14,968 --> 01:17:16,637
...Hey, pretty, pretty...
1077
01:17:16,678 --> 01:17:19,890
...You fuck
a rock and roll star...
1078
01:17:19,932 --> 01:17:22,601
...You're a gorgeous mess...
1079
01:17:22,643 --> 01:17:27,272
...A mess
tha�s gone too far...
1080
01:17:30,526 --> 01:17:33,487
...Hey, pretty, pretty...
1081
01:17:40,077 --> 01:17:42,120
...Oh, pretty...
1082
01:17:42,204 --> 01:17:45,749
...Oh, pretty, oh, pretty...
1083
01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,668
...Yeah, yeah, yeah...
1084
01:17:50,546 --> 01:17:54,216
...Oh!
1085
01:18:01,765 --> 01:18:04,434
Hey, Tracy.
I�s been a long time.
1086
01:18:04,476 --> 01:18:06,186
- How are you?
- Looking good.
1087
01:18:06,228 --> 01:18:09,398
Yeah?
I could be a lot better.
1088
01:18:11,984 --> 01:18:13,443
Hey!
1089
01:18:25,414 --> 01:18:27,541
Here, try this.
1090
01:18:33,046 --> 01:18:36,925
Oh, shit! Okay.
Incoming student, be nice.
1091
01:18:36,967 --> 01:18:38,385
- Hi, Faith!
- Hi!
1092
01:18:38,427 --> 01:18:42,389
Great show!
Dude, you guys are so good!
1093
01:18:42,431 --> 01:18:44,808
But you know what,
you would be really good,
1094
01:18:44,850 --> 01:18:47,728
if all of your songs
were faster and louder.
1095
01:18:51,398 --> 01:18:55,527
- Okay. Go home, and practice.
- Practice?
1096
01:18:55,569 --> 01:18:57,696
- Slow, yeah!
- Slow.
1097
01:18:57,738 --> 01:19:00,115
- Okay?
- Yeah!
1098
01:19:00,157 --> 01:19:01,867
- Okay, bye guys.
- All right.
1099
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:05,120
I don't have any money
on me right now.
1100
01:19:06,455 --> 01:19:08,457
Come on, Johnny,
I could pay you on Monday!
1101
01:19:08,499 --> 01:19:11,043
- You know better than that.
- Johnny, come on, man!
1102
01:19:11,084 --> 01:19:13,629
You know I'm good for it.
You know I'm good for it.
1103
01:19:13,670 --> 01:19:15,714
Johnny, come on,
I'll give you my bass.
1104
01:19:15,797 --> 01:19:17,174
Jesus, Tracy.
1105
01:19:17,216 --> 01:19:20,344
C'mon, what you want from me?
Please, give me a break!
1106
01:19:23,222 --> 01:19:26,350
Oh, fuck you.
1107
01:19:27,476 --> 01:19:30,562
All right. All right.
1108
01:19:33,690 --> 01:19:36,443
Ah, fuck!
1109
01:19:39,154 --> 01:19:41,532
Don't fucking come
in my mouth, all right?
1110
01:19:57,089 --> 01:19:59,508
Hey!
1111
01:20:00,551 --> 01:20:01,969
Tracy!
1112
01:20:03,387 --> 01:20:05,264
What the fuck
are you doing, man?
1113
01:20:05,299 --> 01:20:07,141
- I'm going home.
- No, you're not.
1114
01:20:07,182 --> 01:20:09,601
No, you are not.
You're coming back in there with me.
1115
01:20:09,643 --> 01:20:12,604
Chuck is in there. You're going
to come back into the club and pretend
1116
01:20:12,646 --> 01:20:15,190
you actually give a shit
about this band for about five minutes.
1117
01:20:15,232 --> 01:20:17,609
I got to get
the fuck out of here, okay?
1118
01:20:18,819 --> 01:20:21,280
Oh, Jesus!
1119
01:20:25,784 --> 01:20:27,286
Jesus, Tracy!
1120
01:20:27,327 --> 01:20:30,330
Could you be any more low rent?
1121
01:20:30,372 --> 01:20:33,959
Oh, Jacki.
I think I need help.
1122
01:20:34,001 --> 01:20:36,170
Fine.
1123
01:20:45,846 --> 01:20:47,097
Here.
1124
01:20:47,132 --> 01:20:48,348
Go home.
1125
01:20:48,390 --> 01:20:50,184
No, Jacki! I mean...
1126
01:21:28,388 --> 01:21:30,390
Jacki's voice:
Okay, Chuck!
1127
01:21:31,475 --> 01:21:34,436
Le�s see
what you've got here.
1128
01:21:37,397 --> 01:21:39,316
All right.
All right, all right.
1129
01:21:39,358 --> 01:21:43,487
If the recording budget is low,
le�s say, $10,000,
1130
01:21:43,529 --> 01:21:46,156
that means
I'm supposed to quit.
1131
01:21:49,243 --> 01:21:51,745
No, wait. Come on, now.
Le�s be fair here.
1132
01:21:51,787 --> 01:21:55,582
Less than $7,000.
1133
01:21:55,624 --> 01:21:59,253
Well, I mean, unless of course,
they offer really good tour support,
1134
01:21:59,294 --> 01:22:01,588
then it means,
I should not quit.
1135
01:22:04,258 --> 01:22:06,009
Shit! Ow!
1136
01:22:06,051 --> 01:22:08,554
Oh, no!
1137
01:22:08,595 --> 01:22:10,973
Okay. Okay.
1138
01:22:13,016 --> 01:22:14,768
Okay.
1139
01:22:26,238 --> 01:22:29,992
Okay, when I pull it out,
if i�s the right side up,
1140
01:22:30,033 --> 01:22:32,619
tha�s an omen
that I should keep going.
1141
01:22:32,661 --> 01:22:35,956
If i�s upside down, I'm out of here.
So long. Thanks for the trip!
1142
01:22:43,964 --> 01:22:47,468
Oh, yeah!
Okay, here we go.
1143
01:22:59,354 --> 01:23:01,398
$2,000!
1144
01:23:03,275 --> 01:23:05,986
That motherfucker!
1145
01:23:06,028 --> 01:23:07,821
Fuck, I should have known!
1146
01:23:07,863 --> 01:23:11,658
I should have fucking known!
That motherfucker!
1147
01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:14,203
Oh, are they fucking
kidding me?!
1148
01:24:06,421 --> 01:24:10,551
I just wrote that last night.
What do you think?
1149
01:24:13,345 --> 01:24:15,848
Look at that.
We're out of time.
1150
01:24:15,889 --> 01:24:19,852
Okay, okay, so, I'll...
I'll see you next week?
1151
01:24:19,893 --> 01:24:21,478
Yes. Yes, you will.
1152
01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:23,313
- Yeah!
- All right.
1153
01:24:23,355 --> 01:24:25,190
Okay.
1154
01:24:25,232 --> 01:24:27,860
Remember the other night,
at your gig?
1155
01:24:27,901 --> 01:24:31,321
- Yeah.
- And you played, and I was there, and...
1156
01:24:31,363 --> 01:24:33,907
Um... yeah?
1157
01:24:33,949 --> 01:24:36,743
That was really cool.
1158
01:24:40,122 --> 01:24:42,708
Rock on!
1159
01:24:44,126 --> 01:24:46,587
- Rock, oh yeah.
- Okay.
1160
01:24:46,622 --> 01:24:48,672
Practice and rock.
1161
01:24:48,714 --> 01:24:50,299
Okay.
1162
01:25:03,604 --> 01:25:06,607
What the... uh, shit!
1163
01:25:09,109 --> 01:25:11,570
Hey! Stop, you little runts!
1164
01:25:33,801 --> 01:25:39,223
...They say i�s lonely
at the top...
1165
01:25:39,264 --> 01:25:43,519
...Let me tell you, man,
it kills at the bottom...
1166
01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:48,982
...Well, you will never
hear your name...
1167
01:25:49,024 --> 01:25:54,196
...If no one knows you,
how can you be forgotten?
1168
01:25:54,238 --> 01:25:56,782
...O- oh, o-oh...
1169
01:26:23,559 --> 01:26:25,853
Oh, baby, come on!
1170
01:26:25,894 --> 01:26:29,022
I�s gonna be okay.
1171
01:26:35,904 --> 01:26:37,865
You all right?
1172
01:26:43,328 --> 01:26:47,666
...One and one
and one make three...
1173
01:26:47,701 --> 01:26:52,004
...For everyone
but not for me...
1174
01:26:52,045 --> 01:26:56,884
...Is there something
that I can't see?
1175
01:26:56,919 --> 01:27:01,305
...Is this what I was
meant to be?
1176
01:27:02,806 --> 01:27:06,768
...O- oh, o-oh...
1177
01:27:23,076 --> 01:27:26,413
...They say i�s lonely
at the top...
1178
01:27:27,748 --> 01:27:33,253
...Let me tell you, man,
it kills at the bottom...
1179
01:28:21,135 --> 01:28:23,720
- Hey.
- Hey.
1180
01:28:26,974 --> 01:28:30,310
Isn't it a little late in the day
for you to be drinking water?
1181
01:28:33,313 --> 01:28:36,358
- Where's Sally?
- She just stopped to get gas.
1182
01:28:38,902 --> 01:28:40,988
I got to talk to you.
1183
01:28:43,949 --> 01:28:46,034
What?
1184
01:28:46,076 --> 01:28:48,328
What?
You're weirdin' me out, what?
1185
01:28:49,955 --> 01:28:51,957
I'm in love with you, Jacki.
Le�s make out.
1186
01:28:51,999 --> 01:28:54,501
Come on,
before Sally gets here.
1187
01:28:56,879 --> 01:28:58,547
Fuck!
1188
01:29:00,924 --> 01:29:04,553
All right.
I've been going to meetings.
1189
01:29:05,846 --> 01:29:08,265
AA meetings?
1190
01:29:08,307 --> 01:29:11,226
AA, NA,
all the A's, you know?
1191
01:29:12,269 --> 01:29:14,021
Wow.
1192
01:29:15,731 --> 01:29:18,484
I thought something
seemed different about you.
1193
01:29:18,525 --> 01:29:21,987
I thought, "Wha�d she do,
wash her hair?
1194
01:29:22,029 --> 01:29:25,532
Finally clean her clothes?
Get a forehead?"
1195
01:29:30,037 --> 01:29:33,165
I know, man, I fucked up.
I know I fucked up.
1196
01:29:33,207 --> 01:29:36,752
Yep, you did.
1197
01:29:38,795 --> 01:29:42,633
Hey, I got 17 days clean, man.
I know i�s not a lot, but...
1198
01:29:42,674 --> 01:29:46,595
I�s great, man.
Seriously, tha�s great.
1199
01:29:46,637 --> 01:29:48,931
Jacki:
Trace, Sally, listen.
1200
01:29:48,972 --> 01:29:51,892
I can't do this anymore,
you guys.
1201
01:29:55,229 --> 01:29:58,440
I'm sorry, it has nothing to do with
you, it has nothing to do with you.
1202
01:29:58,482 --> 01:30:02,027
- I told you.
- Tha�s bullshit!
1203
01:30:02,069 --> 01:30:03,862
It has everything to do with us!
1204
01:30:05,572 --> 01:30:07,991
You think I don't spend time
feeling sorry for myself?
1205
01:30:08,033 --> 01:30:12,371
Jesus, you guys,
how many more signs do you need?
1206
01:30:13,747 --> 01:30:16,250
- I�s over.
- We just got an offer.
1207
01:30:16,291 --> 01:30:19,336
It wasn't an offer, Sally.
That was an insult.
1208
01:30:22,589 --> 01:30:26,593
I'm sorry.
You just don't understand.
1209
01:30:26,635 --> 01:30:29,263
Fuck you, Jacki.
1210
01:30:30,514 --> 01:30:32,724
I wake up every morning
1211
01:30:32,766 --> 01:30:35,477
and I have to think
of a reason to get out of bed.
1212
01:30:38,355 --> 01:30:40,149
Nothing makes sense.
1213
01:30:42,067 --> 01:30:44,820
The only thing that I do understand,
the thing that I know...
1214
01:30:46,822 --> 01:30:48,907
is I want to be here.
1215
01:30:50,367 --> 01:30:55,080
I spent half of my life here,
or some place just like it.
1216
01:30:57,457 --> 01:31:00,377
- I'm tired.
- So, wait, wait a minute.
1217
01:31:01,670 --> 01:31:04,006
Let me get this straight. You...
1218
01:31:04,047 --> 01:31:08,135
I've spent so many fucking hours
with you for so many years in this room,
1219
01:31:08,177 --> 01:31:11,263
and that all it was to you,
it was just like, band practice?
1220
01:31:11,305 --> 01:31:14,391
But, Jacki, I know you don't think
I give a shit about anything,
1221
01:31:14,433 --> 01:31:16,351
but I do care about this.
1222
01:31:16,393 --> 01:31:18,687
Tha�s the only fucking thing
I've ever been good at.
1223
01:31:20,481 --> 01:31:24,401
I�s the only time I feel anything...
I mean, real, anyway.
1224
01:31:24,443 --> 01:31:27,821
This is my family.
1225
01:31:27,863 --> 01:31:31,575
I just... I can't do it!
I�s just not happening.
1226
01:31:31,617 --> 01:31:34,640
Besides, I can't deal
with playing with some stranger.
1227
01:31:34,675 --> 01:31:37,664
She's not going to be a stranger.
You'll play lead.
1228
01:31:37,706 --> 01:31:39,166
I can't play lead.
1229
01:31:39,208 --> 01:31:42,127
Jacki, you can't sing either...
that never stopped us.
1230
01:31:42,169 --> 01:31:44,630
Come on, man,
we'll be a power trio.
1231
01:31:47,382 --> 01:31:48,842
Hey, Jacki.
1232
01:31:48,884 --> 01:31:50,969
If you quit,
what are you going to be?
1233
01:31:53,388 --> 01:31:57,851
I know what Faith would say,
she'd say, "shut the fuck up, and play."
1234
01:32:03,732 --> 01:32:06,860
What is this,
the rock and roll intervention?
1235
01:32:23,210 --> 01:32:26,880
This fucking atmosphere is electric!
Big night, right?
1236
01:32:27,881 --> 01:32:29,842
Hey, Jacki,
did you bring the contract?
1237
01:32:29,883 --> 01:32:31,927
Sure did, Chuck.
1238
01:32:31,969 --> 01:32:33,720
Right on.
1239
01:32:43,564 --> 01:32:46,692
Rock and roll,
right, ladies? Huh?
1240
01:32:46,733 --> 01:32:48,193
Huh?
1241
01:32:51,238 --> 01:32:53,907
Big guy. Roadie.
1242
01:33:01,748 --> 01:33:04,168
Jacki:
There you go, Chuck.
1243
01:33:06,545 --> 01:33:08,130
What the hell is this?
1244
01:33:08,172 --> 01:33:09,965
I�s my pee.
1245
01:33:16,430 --> 01:33:18,265
You fucked up, Jacki.
1246
01:33:18,307 --> 01:33:20,601
Tha�s the best offer
you're ever going to get.
1247
01:33:20,642 --> 01:33:23,145
Rock and roll!
Right, Chuck!
1248
01:33:26,732 --> 01:33:28,942
Jacki:
Enjoy the show, man.
1249
01:33:31,361 --> 01:33:33,322
You mus�ve pissed her off!
1250
01:33:49,296 --> 01:33:51,757
You look good, man.
Come on.
1251
01:34:17,157 --> 01:34:19,618
Thank you.
1252
01:34:37,636 --> 01:34:39,346
Man:
Rock and roll!
1253
01:34:55,237 --> 01:34:57,030
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1254
01:34:57,072 --> 01:35:00,409
put your hands together
for Clamdandy! Yeah!
1255
01:35:04,121 --> 01:35:05,747
This is for Faith.
1256
01:35:05,789 --> 01:35:07,541
Yeah! Whoo!
1257
01:35:20,304 --> 01:35:24,057
...Punk rock girl says,
"Can't you play a little faster?
1258
01:35:24,099 --> 01:35:28,061
...I only like the music
when it goes real fast"...
1259
01:35:28,103 --> 01:35:31,315
...Punk rock girl says,
"Can't you play a little louder?
1260
01:35:31,356 --> 01:35:35,110
...Just a little louder
'cause I like it like that"...
1261
01:35:35,152 --> 01:35:38,363
...Punk rock girl says,
"If you want to speak to me...
1262
01:35:38,405 --> 01:35:42,013
...You better say it loud
and you better say it fast"...
1263
01:35:42,048 --> 01:35:45,621
...Punk rock girl,
she don't want to hear no slow songs...
1264
01:35:45,662 --> 01:35:49,374
...She don't see the point
in crap like that...
1265
01:35:58,592 --> 01:36:00,052
...One, two, three, four!
1266
01:36:06,767 --> 01:36:08,477
...Lick me...
1267
01:36:13,106 --> 01:36:16,443
...Punk rock girl says,
"Can't you play a little faster?
1268
01:36:16,485 --> 01:36:20,405
...I only like the music
when it goes real fast"...
1269
01:36:20,447 --> 01:36:23,700
...Punk rock girl says,
"Can't you play a little louder?
1270
01:36:23,742 --> 01:36:27,246
...Just a little louder,
'cause I like it like that!"...
1271
01:36:27,287 --> 01:36:30,749
...Punk rock girl says,
"If you want to speak to me...
1272
01:36:30,791 --> 01:36:34,670
...Then you better say it loud
and you better say it fast"...
1273
01:36:34,711 --> 01:36:37,965
...Punk rock girl says,
"The music doesn't move me...
1274
01:36:38,006 --> 01:36:42,970
...It only kicks my ass
when it goes real fast!"...
1275
01:36:43,011 --> 01:36:44,805
Jacki's voice:
I know, I know,
1276
01:36:44,847 --> 01:36:47,683
I'm a 40-year-old
woman chasing a teenage dream.
1277
01:36:47,724 --> 01:36:50,686
But you know what?
It all comes down this.
1278
01:36:52,146 --> 01:36:55,732
These 40 or 50 minutes of playing live
a few times a month.
1279
01:36:55,774 --> 01:36:57,651
...Now I dream on the radio...
1280
01:36:57,693 --> 01:37:00,654
...Asking, "Where's my guy?
Did he fuck up?"...
1281
01:37:00,689 --> 01:37:03,448
...No one thought
we'd see this day...
1282
01:37:03,490 --> 01:37:05,951
...When we all thought
he dropped away...
1283
01:37:05,993 --> 01:37:08,620
...The rich or poor,
right or left...
1284
01:37:08,662 --> 01:37:11,790
...Black and white
died the same death...
1285
01:37:11,832 --> 01:37:14,460
Jacki's voice: At the end of the day,
when all is said and done,
1286
01:37:14,501 --> 01:37:16,983
you got your band, you got your family,
and you got your friends.
1287
01:37:17,018 --> 01:37:19,465
...I�s a beautiful planet...
- And if you're really lucky...
1288
01:37:19,506 --> 01:37:21,633
...I�s a wonderful life...
1289
01:37:21,675 --> 01:37:23,886
...they're all one and the same.
1290
01:37:23,927 --> 01:37:26,680
...and after
the bar bash...
1291
01:37:27,723 --> 01:37:30,017
...I'm having a party
all by myself...
1292
01:37:30,058 --> 01:37:32,519
...I'd invite the world,
but everyone's dead...
1293
01:37:32,561 --> 01:37:35,189
...Shall I comb my hair?
Shall I wait on guests?
1294
01:37:35,230 --> 01:37:38,108
...It gets any later,
just wait on death!
1295
01:38:05,969 --> 01:38:08,096
Jacki's voice:
All my life, all I ever wanted to be
1296
01:38:08,138 --> 01:38:11,308
- was a rock and roll star.
...I�s a beautiful planet...
1297
01:38:11,350 --> 01:38:13,769
- Instead, I'm a musician...
- Crowd: I�s a wonderful life!
1298
01:38:13,811 --> 01:38:16,313
...just some chick in a band.
...I�s a beautiful planet...
1299
01:38:16,355 --> 01:38:18,690
- And you know what?
- Crowd: I�s a wonderful life!
1300
01:38:19,900 --> 01:38:21,944
I�s fucking cool!
1301
01:39:09,116 --> 01:39:12,744
...My life is three chords
so let me finish...
1302
01:39:12,786 --> 01:39:16,588
...Waited too damn long
for my 15 minutes...
1303
01:39:16,623 --> 01:39:20,669
...Got a skinhead on my couch,
ex-junkies in my bed...
1304
01:39:20,711 --> 01:39:24,423
...Roadies passed out on the floor,
the fun that never ends...
1305
01:39:24,465 --> 01:39:28,385
...I�s true, i�s true,
I'm poor but I'm happy...
1306
01:39:28,427 --> 01:39:31,930
...I�s true, i�s true,
I'm broke but I'm fine...
1307
01:39:31,972 --> 01:39:36,101
...I�s true, i�s true,
I'm poor but I'm happy...
1308
01:39:36,143 --> 01:39:39,480
...I�s true, i�s true,
'cause all this nothing is mine...
1309
01:39:39,515 --> 01:39:41,607
...Love don't last,
won't dig that hole...
1310
01:39:41,648 --> 01:39:47,488
...They all complain
and prey for rock and roll...
1311
01:39:47,529 --> 01:39:49,323
...No record deal,
won't sell my soul...
1312
01:39:49,364 --> 01:39:54,953
...They all complain
and prey for rock and roll...
1313
01:39:54,995 --> 01:39:56,962
...Love don't last,
won't dig that hole...
1314
01:39:56,997 --> 01:40:02,711
...They all complain
and prey for rock and roll...
1315
01:40:02,753 --> 01:40:04,671
...No record deal,
won' t sell my soul...
1316
01:40:04,713 --> 01:40:10,928
...They all complain
and prey for rock and roll...
1317
01:40:25,776 --> 01:40:29,530
...Nothing used to matter
except half past three...
1318
01:40:29,565 --> 01:40:33,367
...And the sweet, sweet taste
of infidelity...
1319
01:40:33,408 --> 01:40:37,371
...Forget about wha�s right
when being wrong is much more fun...
1320
01:40:37,406 --> 01:40:41,208
...Down and out in Hollywood,
tha�s how the game is won...
1321
01:40:41,250 --> 01:40:45,212
...I�s true, i�s true,
there's a hole livin' in my heart...
1322
01:40:45,254 --> 01:40:49,049
...I�s true, i�s true,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
1323
01:40:49,091 --> 01:40:52,886
...I�s true, i�s true,
there's a hole livin' in my heart...
1324
01:40:52,928 --> 01:40:56,515
...I�s true, i�s true,
she was bad, bad, bad...
1325
01:40:56,557 --> 01:40:58,475
...Love don't last,
won't dig that hole...
1326
01:40:58,517 --> 01:41:04,356
...They all complain
and prey for rock and roll...
1327
01:41:04,398 --> 01:41:06,233
...No record deal,
won't sell my soul...
1328
01:41:06,275 --> 01:41:11,864
...They all complain
and prey for rock and roll...
1329
01:41:11,905 --> 01:41:13,907
...Love don't last,
won't dig that hole...
1330
01:41:13,949 --> 01:41:19,746
...They all complain
and prey for rock and roll...
1331
01:41:19,788 --> 01:41:21,582
...No record deal,
won't sell my soul...
1332
01:41:21,623 --> 01:41:28,005
...They all complain
and prey for rock and roll...
1333
01:42:13,509 --> 01:42:15,427
...Love don't last,
won't dig that hole...
1334
01:42:15,469 --> 01:42:21,058
...They all complain
and prey for rock and roll...
1335
01:42:21,099 --> 01:42:23,143
...No record deal,
won't sell my soul...
1336
01:42:23,185 --> 01:42:28,899
...They all complain
and prey for rock and roll...
1337
01:42:28,941 --> 01:42:30,776
...Love don't last,
won't dig that hole...
1338
01:42:30,818 --> 01:42:36,490
...They all complain
and prey for rock and roll...
1339
01:42:36,532 --> 01:42:38,457
...No record deal,
won't sell my soul...
1340
01:42:38,492 --> 01:42:44,873
...They all complain
and prey for rock and roll...
1341
01:42:45,305 --> 01:42:51,748
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